Post by lajohnnystylez on Sept 4, 2020 9:24:47 GMT -5
"Legendary" by Skillet plays as the screen goes from black to fuzzy to an empty Outlaw Pro Wrestling ring. Then as the song speeds up so do the people whom are there putting the ring together and setting the up the stage area bringing Monday Night Showcase to life. WHen the song gets to the first major guitar rhiff we cut to some highlighted OPW Action that we have seen on ShowCa$e and OPW programs...
We see a shot of Roger Wright and Anicka Swann Walking Out On Stage Together, Anicka Has The OPW Immortal Title Around Her Waist.
We See Damon "Havok" Riggs Standing In The Entrance Ramp LOOKING AT ALL THE FANS GOIN BAT SHIT CRAZ
We See Xavier Wolf Smash His Brother Vincent in The Head With The Business End of Johnny's SHovel
We see Tommy Kain Destroying Jesse Styles With A Steel Chair
We See LA Johnny Stylez DRILL BRANDON MOORE WITH THE INSULT-2-INJURY!!!
We see Jason Ryan Hit His Finisher On Apathy
AdrennaLynn Hit Her Finisher on Blake Anderson
We See Apathy Throw Jaxon Riley Off Of Eoin O'Rourke
We see Shots Of Blair Buchannan-Stylez, Apathy, Allison Riggs-Preston, and Sahara Posing During Their Respective Ring Entrances.
We see Jayson Violence and Scotty Adams Trading Blows.
We See ABDUL BIN HAUSSEIN STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ENTRY WAY WITH HIS ENTIRE ENTOURAGE BHIND HIM
We See Christian Rivers Kicking Eddie Havok In The Face While Insurgence Holds Him Down.
We See Eoin O'Rourke Nail Eddie Havok In The Face With A Pump Kick
We See The Enforcer Drill Christian Rivers w A Standing Spinebuster
We See Miss Michelle Rip Her Mardi Gras Mask Off During Her Debut
We See Dark Tiger Drill Aleister Davison With The Tower Of London
We See All of Insurgence Pounce on Christian Rivers And Start Putting The Boots To Him
We See Abdul Bin Hassan Blast Anicka Swan WIth A Foreign Object That Scored His TKO FALL IN THE WAR MATCH
We See Blair Buchannan-Sylez Drill Al Envy Face First Into The Canvas With The "PHOTO-OP" (LETHAL INJECTION)
We See Le'Andra Fury Deck Allison Riggs Preston With A Discuss Lariat
We See Enforcer and Micheal Maddox Making Their ENtrace At The Top of The RAMP.
We See Roger Wright Drop Johnny With The Wright Stuff
Only To Immediatley Switch To Johnny Jumping On Roger ANd Pounding Him
And Then A Shot At Johnny Drilling Roger With The Insult-2-Injury During Tag Wars.
Then As The Song Winds Down We Go Through A Quick Cycle As Each Championship Title Plate Flashes On Screen
First Prestige- The Enforcer Standing on the Top Turnbuckle Holding The OPW Prestige Title High IN the Air
THE PuREBLooD Championship- WE SEE Tommy Kain Plant Ryan Elias With The Tommy Driver ANd Grab Both Of His Legs WHile The Ref Drops Down To Make The Count
OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES- WE SEE Necra Octavian Kane, Michael Dredd Maddox, and The Enforcer Posing At The Top of The Entrance Ramp After Winning The TItles
OPW SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, BLAIR HOLDING UP HER BRAND NEW CUSTOM GUCCI OPW SOUTHERN CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
AND FINALLY THE OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WHICH THEN SWITCHES TO THE SCENE FROM WRESTLECADE WHERE BOTH JOHNNY AND ROGER HELD ANICKA SWAN'S HAND HIGH...
After that there is an
#OPWOWNZPROWRESTLING!!!
HEY AW FANS...BOTH OF YOU!!!
#DONALDTRUMPISTHE6THPERSONINSTAIRWAY
HEY LUCHADORE SPEAK AMERICAN!!!
ENFORCER SOLD OUT!!!
DARK TIGER IS XKoRE!!!
MASON MOORE PORN THAN PROWRESTLING PLEASE!!!
THE OFFICAL WRAP IT UP ALREADY JOHNNY SIGN
BREAKIN ALL OF BLAIR'S BONES STARING SAHARA!
SCOTTY GOT SCREWED!!!!!
APATHY WINZ STAIRWAY!
ARKANSAS LOVES THE FRANCHISE PLAYERZ!!!
CLAY PARKER RAPED MY SISTER...'S GOATS
OPW NEEDS DAMON BACK!!!
STILL DON'T MISS ABDUL BIN HAUSSEIN GREATEST WEEK OF MY LIFE!!!!
Kal X Wolf> Kyzer SOZAY
OPW GET READY FOR A FIRESTORM! #FEARCENO!!!
Before we cut away to the broadcast team the camera finds at the top nosebleed section on the right side of the arena right above the entry way it says with a large draped cloth hanging over the bannister it says
Taj Escobar: Ladies and freakin GENTLEMEN...It is my greatest pride and pleasure to welcome every single last one f you to the 20th EPISODE of MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE!!!
Mason Moore: But this week it’s on TUESDAY!!!
Taj Escobar: Hey take it easy MiSSeS EASY...LIKE SUNDAY MORNING, I was gettin there!
Eddie Havok: Said no woman ever who has been with you!
Taj Escobar: Now Eddie, that’s no way to talk about your Mother….Now sure of all the things she may be a LADY most assuredly aint one of em...But she is still a woman!
Eddie Havok: Oh come on Taj don’t make me break your got damn nose on my last night!
Mason Moore: WHATTTTTT?
Eddie Havok: Yeah I hate to start things off on such a low note but I would like to inform you guys as well as the entire OUTLAW NATION that this will be my final broadcast. After a DECADE in this business I just feel like it’s time for me to ride off into the sunset so to speak. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone here in OPW. LA Johnny Stylez who signed me to my talent contract and then gave me this announcing gig when I got injured. I’d like to thank both of you for helping me to get through this. I have to admit I didn’t ever picture my career ending behind the announcer’s table but now that it is happening I have to admit there are definitely worse ways to go out.
But I’ve been apart of this company practically from the beginning I have watched it go through it’s highs and it’s lows and I’d like to say that I was damn proud to be an Outlaw every step of the way. I leave here with still the biggest upset in Outlaw Pro Wrestling history when I came in and defeated Chamber for the OPW Youngblood Championship..And I also made history once again when I defeated Gabriel Tuck to become the first ever OPW Prestige Champion. I like OPW had my fair share of ups and downs. But overall I wouldn’t trade a single of my experiences here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling for a damn thing! I don’t know if I’m walking away forever, but I do know I am walking away for the foreseeable future. Thank you all...And let’s get on with the show because according to my calculations this is our last pit stop before we make it to that EPIC MAIN EVENT for the Outlaw Pro Wrestliing Immortal World Heavyweight Championship….The STAIRWAY2HEAVEN MATCH!
Mason Moore: EDDIE! NOW YOU GOT ME ALL CRYING AND SHIT! YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING BEFORE WE WENT LIVE YOU KNOW HOW I GET! Thank you for everything...YOU WERE SO GREAT! You were a natural behind the announce table and calling your matches was always a high point of the evening. I’ll never forget that night you walked in here and handed Chamber his first loss..And truth be told he was never the same after that! But look when VooDoo comes out here and takes over for you at the top of the second hour...Don’t run away because well before you go I’d like to give you something to remember me by...K?
Taj Escobar: Well see now this is silly because I a retiring too….So Eddie cool with you if I go first?
Mason/Eddie: SHUT UP!
Taj Esobar: Yall are so selfish...You should both be ashamed!
Mason Moore: Ohh believe me sitting next to you on camera brings all kinds of that on!
Eddie Havok: CHILDREN! Lets get back on track here because I am sure your headsets are working just as well as mine and can hear Johnny cursing us out to get back on track...SO let’s go ahead and talk about the colossal Main Event here this evening where for the first time since we have opened the doors here in OPW...The owners of this company will go head to head for the very first time in an OPW RING. THey have faced each other in a few tag team matches and even a few six man tag team matches here and there. But one of the most bitter, brutal, and bad ass rivalries in the history of our industry will resume right here in Little Rock Arkansas. No titles on the line...Just good ole fashioned hatred!
Mason Moore: Well not just that...The first episode of ShowCa$e after INJUSTICE-4-ALL Roger teamed with Vincent Wolf and OUR favorite tag team partner VoooDoo to defeat Johnny and fellow SyNDiCaTE members Xavier WOlf and OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion Blair Buchannan-Stylez for the right to name staff’s third and final choice choice for the final spot in the STAIRWAY2HEAVEN MAIN EVENT for Anicka Swan’s OPW IMMORTAL TITLE. Roger has kept his cards pretty close to the chest and he is running out of time. He must make a selection before the show goes off the air tonight...And My sources tell me he has made up his mind and he knows exactly who he is going to choose. But he wants to wait for the absolute opportune moment, whatever the fucking fuck that means?
Taj Escobar: ANd as always that’s not even close to being all...You want title matches we got title matches here this evening such as The Enforcer, the newest member of The SyNDiCaTE is set to defend his OPW Prestige Championship against OPW fan favorite and very spirited new comer Adrenna-Lynn!
Mason Moore: Yo I’m with the fans on this one...I FUCKING LOvEEEEEE ADRENNA-LYNN...Usually when you see girls all hopped up on speed those are the ones you wanna watch out for, because they will steal your shit, fuck your boyfriend, pick their faces to death. But this girl is HIGH ON NOTHING BUT LIFE and CAFFINE! Now will she be able to derail The Enforcer after riding the wave of momentum he is still surfing after shocking the Outlaw Nation last week when he turned on LONNNGGGG TIME friend and business associate and forer Tag Team Champion partner Micheal Dredd Maddox and their faction INSURGENCE to side with The SyNDiCaTE.
Eddie Havok: I don’t personally agree with The Enforcer’s decision because the guy seemingly had everything going for him. He won two Championships in less than a month and he won both of those titles from members of The SyNDiCaTe….So hopefully when he comes out here later on tonight to defend his Prestige Title he has enough time to pick up a MIC and give the Outlaw Nation the explanation they have been waiting an entire week to hear!
Taj Escobar: I couldn’t agree more! Now our next title match ladies and gentlemen is one to especially b proud to bring to you because ladies and gentlemen for the first time in over three months right here on this special Tuesday edition of SHOWCa$e Tommy Kain is set to defend his recently reactivated OPW X-KoRe CHAMPIONSHIP against former OPW Prestige Champion The Scourge Jason Ryan and the leader of INSURGENCE Micheal Dredd Maddox!
Mason Moore: QUESTION!?! If MDM wins the XKoRe TItle from the Cool Rifle here tonight then what does that mean for the Prestige Title IRON MAN MATCH AT STAIRWAY?
Eddie Havok: TITLE FOR TITLE BAY BAY!!!
Mason Moore: That’s what I figured but also just as I suspected it sounds SOOO MUCH SEXIER when one of ya says it out loud! Not to mention in various contests the people that will participate in the historic Stairway Match in a little over a week from tonight will be going one on one trying to get the last laugh or secure their spot and ride a wave of momentum into what will undoubtedly be one of if not the biggest moment of their entire careers as they all climb inside the StairWAY CHAMBER and battle it out against six of the other top competitors here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling for the right to hold the symbol...The tangible proof that you are a cut above any and everyone else who claims to be the best in this wonderful industry of ours! We’ve got debuts…
Eddie Havok: We’ve got surprises!
Taj Escobar: ANd also as per our weekly custom we have pound for pound some of the hardest hitting action in the sport today! Ladies and gentlemen this is TUESDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE and we are so glad you are with us! On this truly historic evening...Because I know a lot of the hype surrounding this wrestling promotion is all being heaped on the PPV due to it being just around the corner but do not sleep on tonight because if the other 19 episodes of this program are any indication anything can happen at any freakin time BELIEVE YOU ME the reason STAIRWAY2HEAVEN will be the spectacle it is sure to be it is because of the work that gets done week in and week out on this very program! So from all of us THANK YOU FOR JOINING US OUTLAW NATION! THIS IS THE BEST PRO WRESTLING ON THE PLANET!
Mason Moore: Now for those of you that tuned in last week may have caught the fact that we had unfortunately experienced some technical difficulties and were unable to broadcast the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Championship match well ladies and gentleman on behalf of HBO and OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING we are happy to anounce that after SHoWCa$e has concluded here tonight the IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHOP match last week between challenger Scotty Adams and Champon Anicka Swan in it’s entirety so make sure you don’t go anywhere.
Eddie Havok: Yeah but what about the other thing?
Mason Moore: What other thing?
Taj Escobar: He is referring to the thing where the man hired by The Producer to first track dwn Miss Michelle first snuck onto our CO-OWNER’S private property in the French Quater in down town New Orleans and stole his black F150 on Monster truck tires. Then to add insult to injury pun very much intended. The mysterious Mr. Black along with the help of El Gran Luchadore and Stephen Stratford were able to subdue and take SyNDiCaTE member and presently undefeated superstar Adrian Black. Then as the show was just about to go off the air. THe mysterious and elusive Mr. Black gave Johnny a choice..
Eddie Havok: The TRUCK...or his enforcer?....And just as Johnny was about to stop hesitating and answer our feed was cut and therefore no one really knows what happened. But I would be shocked if the consequence and repercussions of that event didn’t go down before the first hour concl…
Suddenly “The Resistance” by Skillet blares over the PA SYSTEM as out walks the DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT himself, the one and only LA Johnny Stylez. He is looking mighty dapper this evening wearing a three piece black and white pin striped suit. His blue hair is gelled and neatly spiked up. He walks out on stage and removes his jacket and drops it on the entrance ramp. He then stops long enough to roll both of his sleeves up and then he continues to make his way down to the ring as the boos just continuously pour in without these Arkansas fans missing a beat. He stops midway and goes over to a fan holding up a sign and as per the usual Johnny takes the sign from the kid and holds it up for everyone at home to see what it says which is of course
“THE PRODUCER DON’T WANT NoNe SOAK SOME UP!!!!”
Johnny then hands the sign back to the kid and makes his way towards the ring. He walks up the ring steps and steps through the middle rope and then takes his place in the center of the ring removing his mic and platinum 4:19 cigarette case from his pocket. He removes a tightly rolled joint and pops it in his mouth. He cups his hands over it to light it and then we watch as faint smoke rises and vanishes into thin air. Johnny then begins to pace back and fourth until he holds up his hand calling for the music to be cut.
LA Johnny Stylez: Good evening Little Rock, you’ll have to excuse me you see while on paper it may seem that I have more than enough to be grateful for, one might even dare a suggestion that I have more than a handful of reasons to be celebrating right now. WHich maybe they are right, but then again maybe they are wrong….I mean come on we are here in Little Rock Arkansas for crying out loud how much fun could I actually have, am I right?
LA Johnny Stylez: But you know what Little Rock? For those of you that think I have more than enough things to be proud of...More than one reason to celebrate the more I sit here and think about it the more I am dumb struck by the notion and I can’t phucking believe I’m finna admit this but ya know what you backwoodz yokel mother phuckers are
SO Taj don’t give up hope over there buddy...There may yet indeed come a time where you have sex and don’t have to pay for it afterwards...Or before or...You get what I’m sayin! But before I get too far off the beaten path. Tonight we will pause for a moment and look at how much WE...and by we I mean mostly
Have accomplished. Here we are on the 20th episode of SHOWCASE and our very next show is going to be the grand spectacle I had originally envisioned it from jump street. As the MAIN EVENT of that particular show is going to be one of the most action packed, jaw dropping, innovative, amazing visual experiences in the history of pro wrestling. It also just occurred to me that a great deal of you don’t even know what the STAIRWAY MATCH IS! SO please….If youll indulge me for just a moment I’ll gladly explain to you how this match is going to work. First thing is first we are going to take Our IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...PRoUDLy RePRe$eNTiNG THE SyNDiCaTe….The NUMBER ONE DEPOSIT in the DEVIL HIMSELF’S SPANK BANK. One of the deadliest and sexiest females to ever compete in this sport….And the woman who has practically had a damn death grip on the OPW Immortal Championship ever since she handed...the other owner of this company his ass for the title back at WRESTLECaDe I...The one and only
Suddenly a still shot of Anicka Swan holding the OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP HIGH ABOVE HER HEAD shows up on the OUTLAW TRON.
LA Johnny Stylez: ANd then six more of the best and brightest superstars Outlaw Pro Wrestling Has To OFFER! And while presently we only know the identities of five of these six competitors I can personally guarantee each and every last one of you that before this night is through the 6th and final participant in this match will be revealed…
Then suddenly the 5 faces of the challengers in the STAIRWAY 2 HEAVEN match are shown on the OUTLAWTRON. First is Scotty Adams Standing IN The RIng WIth His Hand Raised while he is also holding the OPW XKoRe TItle high in the air. The next stil photo is of Stephen Stratford Standing on the entrance ramp in all of his glory with his white wings stretched all the way out and his barbwire baseball bat slung over his shoulder. Next to that is SyNDiCaTe Co-ELCAPETANO Xavier Wolf standing in the center of the ring with his hand raised as he smirks at the camera after defeating Roger Wright 1 on 1 two weeks ago. The next shot is of Apathy on her knees in the middle of the ring in tears with the OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP laid out in front of her moments after the bell rang making her the OPW IMMORTAL WORLD CHAMPION, and the last shot is of El Gran Luchadore with a smile on his face as he stands up at the podium at his makeshift press conference earlier in the week, and the last still photo is a silhouette photo overed by a bunch of random ?’s all over it.
LA Johnny Stylez: They will then enter stage one of the STAIRWAY MATCH inside of the the STAIRWAY SKY CHAMBER!
THen suddenly on the OutlawTRON we see various still photos of a great number of carpenters, builders going through the process to erect this magnificent structure you know and love as the ELIMINATION CHAMBER. Then after cycling a few shots it stops on the completed product in all of it’s sweet sexy glory. The TRON then cuts inside of the chamber where we see all four pod doors shut with bulletproof glass. Then the picture switches to one of the four doors that’s open with a timer above it, and a big red button at the very back of the door.
LA Johnny Stylez: These seven OUTLAWS will then battle with one another to try and make it into one of those pods and press that red button that will then lock them in and secure their spot in the second stage of this match. However only one of these doors will be open at a time and which door will be open will change every five minutes! IN order to secure that spot you must get into one of the pods press that big red button we had installed in the back and a big sheet of glass will shoot up and offically save your place until all pods are full.
The OUTLAWTRON then switches to a sad face emoji and then to an open door of the STAIRWAY SKY CHAMBER.
LA Johnny Stylez: Then once all four pods are full...The three that didn’t make it into one of the pods will be eliminated from the match and forced to leave the ring. ONce they have done so the STAIRWAY SKY CHAMBER will be welded shut the pods will open and the four remaining OUTLAWS will battle tooth and nail until two more of them are eliminated by pinfall, submission or TKO…..BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
SUddenly the scene on the OUTLAWTRON switches to the roof of the STAIRWAY SKY CHAMBER opening up and on the sides are men dropping ladders into the ring.
LA Johnny Stylez: ANd then once there other two are eliminated then the roof of the STAIRWAY SKY CHAMBER WILL OPEN and ladders will be lowered into the ring and in order to win one must climb to the top of one of those 20ft ladders to claim their prize….WHich just so happens to be
LA Johnny Stylez And that ladies and gents is the mother phuckin STAIRWAY2HEAVEN MATCH and it is going to completely and utterly prove once and for all why we are at the forefront of this industry. Because we will have seven of the greatest pro wrestlers on the planet put themselves through three stages of innovative torture until only one among them proves themself beyond a shadow of a doubt or any slight insecurity that they are the ELITe...THEY ARE THE SUPERIOR...THEY ARE THE PINNACLE OF THIS LITTLE THING WE CALL SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT! It is how one reaches out and grabs IMMORTALITY because whomever emerges victorious here is ASSURED IMMORTALITY because this wll be the first of many more to come. But this victor shall forever live etched in our minds as the memory of this contest will simply be unforgettable because never before in any pro wrestling company on the planet has there ever been such a way to prove dominance and separate themselves from their peers! Whomever leaves this Stairway2HEAVEN bout will wake up Tuesday Morning and be known around the world of pro wrestling as the
Now who that dildo business partner of mine picks remains to be seen, but if he has any got damn sense floating around that empty noggin of his he will take my advice do the right phucking thing and give me what I deserve which is the 6th and final spot in that got damn match! Because I am and always have been the BEST PHUCKIN WRESTLER ON THE PLANET...And the day where I take that OPW IMMORTAL WOLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT and hold it above my head as my own personal phucking property is coming...It is for a lack of a better term
Mr. Black: Good evening Mr. Stylez...Glad to see you are able to come out here and put on a happy face considering the last time we saw you on this show last week things weren’t exactly lookin up for you!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well that’s because I haven’t been able to get my hands on you so I can put you in some room chained upside down so I can show you personally the meaning of SeNTiMeNTaL VaLUE!!!
Mr. Black: Nor will you...If I was that easily taken care of I wouldn’t have made it as far as I have Johnny! But don’t worry better men than you have tried....SO you’re not the only one who tried to get even with me and FAILED MISERABLY!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh I sincerely DOUBT THAT! You keep underestimating me like that Mr. Black and you’ll find yourself very uncomfortably in my possession sooner rather than later. But just incase it does wind up being later and you are as good as you are pretending to be...Just know that I am a very patient man...But one thing I am more so than a patient man is a MAN OF MY WORD...and I give you mine right now...That you will live to painfully regret even looking at my truck. Because yes while you blowing it up was a symbol more so than anything else, you know just as we as I do that my insurance covered it and I’ll have a brand new and improved one in a few short weeks...But like I said sentimental value and what not!
Mr. Black Ohh well, Johnny Stylez I have to say I never took you for the sentimental type! SO what do you say we give one last farewell to the truck you obviously have so very many fond memories of huh? Because the camera cut before we could see all the fun last week...So ladies and gentlemen! Have a look for yourselves…
Scene then cuts to the end of SHOWCASE LAST WEEK after the show went off the air. Johnny was standing in the ring with the entie SyNDiCaTe and he was glaring up at the OutlawTRON just like he is now. Only the screen was split. On the right side was Johnny’s truck parked in some undisclosed location...and the other side of the screen showed Adrian Black bound and gagged and chained to a chair in some other disclosed location. There was a man standing behind him wearing a black ski mask and holding a shiny metal pipe, while they awaited Johnny’s unfortunate decision. Just as we went off air Mr. Black had asked Johnny
Mr. Black: SO since you didn’t want to do things the right way the last time I gave you a choice...I am afraid the choices you are faced with today aren’t necessarily more difficult...But you aren’t going to like them one bit, because either way you pick Johnny Boy you are still going to loose something. Now I know some people out there might feel bad for you being forced to make this horrible decision, but I did warn you so if you want to blame anyone for this Johnny Stylez...For once you are going to be forced to place it where it typically belongs anyway...ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD...So what is it going to be...YOUR beautiful truck….Or the man who does most of your fucking dirty work?
Johnny’s face just utterly sinks as the fans in the arena pop very loudly as Johnny looks up at the screen he looks at his truck as if recalling all the fond memories of get aways, and the countless amounts of VAN DAMAGE he had done in that truck. The people he made cry, the hearts and possessions he had broken while behind the wheel of that truck. You could see it in his eyes how much he truly loved that truck. And on the otherside Adrian Black. Whom since his return to the ring has been loyal and very efficient. The decision from a humanitarian stand point should have been a no fucking brainer. But Johnny stood there frozen solid...Like someone asked him if he wanted unlimited amounts of money or super powers. Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston….THIS WASN’T PHUCKING FAIR. Johnny took so long Mr. Black grew tired of waiting.
Mr. Black: TICK TOCK JOHNNY, what’s it going to be...You take much longer and you are going to loose both. But the fact that it is taking this long you should truly be ashamed of yourself. So WHAT’S IT GOING TO BE ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW...NAW YOU KNOW WHAT...ILL MAKE IT SIMPLE FOR YOU….I NEED AN ANSWER IN 5…..4….3….2…..
LA Johnny Stylez: Adrian...I choose Adrian!
Mr Black: Johnny, speak into the mic man I can’t understand you when you mumble like that?
LA Johnny Stylez: I PHUCKING SAID I CHOOSE ADRIAN! NOW LET HIM GO ASSHOLE!
Mr. Black: Wise choice...You know for a second there I really thought you was gunna choose the truck! But...I think when you look back to today and think about this you will feel some small measure of comfort knowing you might THE RIGHT CHOICE. Now if you’ll excuse e I am going to need to show you that I too am a man of my word!...See ya around JOHNNY BOY!!!
Mr. Black then holds up an old school cell phone. He presses the send button and as soon as we hear the dial tone, the OUTLAWTRON goes to a full screen view of Johnny’s truck just as it is completely engulfed in flames. The explosion is enormous. Johnny’s eyes look on in utter terror as he falls to his knees while his wife does his best to comfort him. Johnny then has a look of unsatisfied rage come over his face as he stands up and screams I’M GUNNA KILL HIM..I’M GUNNA PHUCKIN KILL HIMMMM!!! over and over and over again until we fade back to the ring to see Johnny’s arrogant smirk has completely VANISHED. Mr. Black’s grin however is ear to ear. The fans in the arena are going just as crazy as the fans did in the arena last week which only make matters worse. Sensing this The Producer breaks the awkward silence
The Producer: Alright that’s enough! Gentlemen if I may interject. Before we proceed any further Johnny I hope you understand being in my position before that when you took Michelle from e I was then forced into this unfortunate situation where I had to do something drastic in order to show you that I am just as serious or dangerous to cross as you are. SO now that we have that understanding I am hoping you and I can sit and talk about this like gentlemen. There have now been wrongs done on both sides, but there is no need for this to spiral anymore out of control than it already has! Because just like ole Charlie Luciano or Myer Lansky...I an’t quite recall which one, but WARS like this are stupid. There is no profit in them. Besides I believe if you and I were to sit and talk like gentlemen we may find that we have more in common than you might think. I think you may discover we may be able to help each other as a matter of fact. SO here is my proposal sir. I will give you until the end of Monday Night SHoWCa$e here tonight to come to my office. I promise you safe passage and personally guarantee that you will be treated with respect and will be safe but if you don’t trust me then you are free to bring your own security. But you have until the end of the night to come to my office and see if we can work some of this out to provide any further shenanigans...SO what do you say?
LA Johnny Stylez: You want me to trust you? Why in the phuck would I trust you. Last week yu gave me a choice I made that choice...yet I still haven’t heard from or seen Adrian Black...Now he’s booked in an IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH AT MY PAY PE VIEW NEXT WEEK..SO I need him back and so help me GOD if he is unable to compete for any length of time...Well let’s just say by the time I’m done with you they won’t even let you PRODUCE THE PHUCKING HIDE AND GO SEEK CHAMPIONSHIPS ON THE OCHO!!!
Just as The Producer says this Adrian Black is shoved from behind the curtain with his blindfold still on. He walks to the bottom of the entrance ramp as Johnny exits the ring and runs up to Adrian snatching his blind fold off and Johnny takes out his swithchblade pocket knife and cuts the zipties around Adrian’s hands. Johnny looks Adrian in the face and we can hear him say...YOU GOOD? Adrian nods his head as Johnny looks up at the OUTLAWTRON to see that The feed from the Producer’s office has been cut. Johnny and Adrian then turn and head up the entrance ramp.
Taj Escobar: AND THE PLOT THICKENS! Although it was beyond entertainment...It was down right satisfying to watch someone finally force feed LA Johnny Stylez a taste of his own medecine...But at the same time...if Johnny Stylez can put his own ego aside and he goes to parlay with The Producer and they are able to reach some agreement the result may be a catastrophic one for everyone whom they deem enemies. It could be utterly disasterous for everyone here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling.
Mason Moore: Yes but have you met LA Johnny Stylez? He fucking LOVED THAT TRUCK. He isn’t just going to let that go. Johnny STylez isn’t the type to suffer insults like that.
Eddie Havok: Yeah but Johnny is in a much bigger ball park now. Its a different game entirely! I mean when you are the head of big companies and corporations like OPW and HBO the stakes are always going to be much higher. This is the first time in LA Johnny Stylez life or career he has ever had to think about the bigge picture or the greater good. But I’m with Taj when I say if he and The Producer wind up on the same page….Things could go South for the entire OPW locker room quick fast and in a hurry!
H.B.O.
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!!MONDAY NIGHT $HoWCa$e!!!
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!!MONDAY NIGHT $HoWCa$e!!!
We see a shot of Roger Wright and Anicka Swann Walking Out On Stage Together, Anicka Has The OPW Immortal Title Around Her Waist.
We See Damon "Havok" Riggs Standing In The Entrance Ramp LOOKING AT ALL THE FANS GOIN BAT SHIT CRAZ
We See Xavier Wolf Smash His Brother Vincent in The Head With The Business End of Johnny's SHovel
We see Tommy Kain Destroying Jesse Styles With A Steel Chair
We See LA Johnny Stylez DRILL BRANDON MOORE WITH THE INSULT-2-INJURY!!!
We see Jason Ryan Hit His Finisher On Apathy
AdrennaLynn Hit Her Finisher on Blake Anderson
We See Apathy Throw Jaxon Riley Off Of Eoin O'Rourke
We see Shots Of Blair Buchannan-Stylez, Apathy, Allison Riggs-Preston, and Sahara Posing During Their Respective Ring Entrances.
We see Jayson Violence and Scotty Adams Trading Blows.
We See ABDUL BIN HAUSSEIN STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ENTRY WAY WITH HIS ENTIRE ENTOURAGE BHIND HIM
We See Christian Rivers Kicking Eddie Havok In The Face While Insurgence Holds Him Down.
We See Eoin O'Rourke Nail Eddie Havok In The Face With A Pump Kick
We See The Enforcer Drill Christian Rivers w A Standing Spinebuster
We See Miss Michelle Rip Her Mardi Gras Mask Off During Her Debut
We See Dark Tiger Drill Aleister Davison With The Tower Of London
We See All of Insurgence Pounce on Christian Rivers And Start Putting The Boots To Him
We See Abdul Bin Hassan Blast Anicka Swan WIth A Foreign Object That Scored His TKO FALL IN THE WAR MATCH
We See Blair Buchannan-Sylez Drill Al Envy Face First Into The Canvas With The "PHOTO-OP" (LETHAL INJECTION)
We See Le'Andra Fury Deck Allison Riggs Preston With A Discuss Lariat
We See Enforcer and Micheal Maddox Making Their ENtrace At The Top of The RAMP.
We See Roger Wright Drop Johnny With The Wright Stuff
...Once
...TwiCe
...AND THEN A THIRD TIME
Only To Immediatley Switch To Johnny Jumping On Roger ANd Pounding Him
And Then A Shot At Johnny Drilling Roger With The Insult-2-Injury During Tag Wars.
Then As The Song Winds Down We Go Through A Quick Cycle As Each Championship Title Plate Flashes On Screen
First Prestige- The Enforcer Standing on the Top Turnbuckle Holding The OPW Prestige Title High IN the Air
THE PuREBLooD Championship- WE SEE Tommy Kain Plant Ryan Elias With The Tommy Driver ANd Grab Both Of His Legs WHile The Ref Drops Down To Make The Count
OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES- WE SEE Necra Octavian Kane, Michael Dredd Maddox, and The Enforcer Posing At The Top of The Entrance Ramp After Winning The TItles
OPW SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, BLAIR HOLDING UP HER BRAND NEW CUSTOM GUCCI OPW SOUTHERN CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
AND FINALLY THE OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WHICH THEN SWITCHES TO THE SCENE FROM WRESTLECADE WHERE BOTH JOHNNY AND ROGER HELD ANICKA SWAN'S HAND HIGH...
After that there is an
!!!!!!eXPLo$ioN!!!!!
And We Cut Live to Wrigley Field in Chicago IT IS At Capacity! The fans are going absolutley nuts as just as is the custom at all OPW Shows fans from the front fucking row all the way to the nosebleed brought their signs with them this evening supporting their favorite OPW COmpetitor or just to catch a laugh to get themselves on television for a moment. As the music continues to play we quickly cut around the arena and focus on a few of the best signs in the arena...
First One Says;
First One Says;
#OPWOWNZPROWRESTLING!!!
HEY AW FANS...BOTH OF YOU!!!
#DONALDTRUMPISTHE6THPERSONINSTAIRWAY
HEY LUCHADORE SPEAK AMERICAN!!!
ENFORCER SOLD OUT!!!
DARK TIGER IS XKoRE!!!
MASON MOORE PORN THAN PROWRESTLING PLEASE!!!
THE OFFICAL WRAP IT UP ALREADY JOHNNY SIGN
BREAKIN ALL OF BLAIR'S BONES STARING SAHARA!
SCOTTY GOT SCREWED!!!!!
APATHY WINZ STAIRWAY!
ARKANSAS LOVES THE FRANCHISE PLAYERZ!!!
CLAY PARKER RAPED MY SISTER...'S GOATS
OPW NEEDS DAMON BACK!!!
STILL DON'T MISS ABDUL BIN HAUSSEIN GREATEST WEEK OF MY LIFE!!!!
Kal X Wolf> Kyzer SOZAY
OPW GET READY FOR A FIRESTORM! #FEARCENO!!!
Before we cut away to the broadcast team the camera finds at the top nosebleed section on the right side of the arena right above the entry way it says with a large draped cloth hanging over the bannister it says
~$~ THE COOL RIFLE SECTION ~$~
The screen then cuts away as we hear the voices of the Outlaw Pro Wrestlig Broadcast team as we cut to them ringside where they are sitting at their broadcast partner. Taj Escobar looking rather dapper in his black suit with red tie, but instead of his usual suit pants he is wearing a bright blue frat boy flower bathing suit. His black stringy hair hangs in his face over his large mishapen nose. He has a slinder sexy smile as right next to him in the middle is Mason Moore who is wearing a pair of super short blue jean daisy duke shorts, and HIGHWAY 2 HELL wifebeater, and a pair of chucks with black socks with white stripes at the top pulled all the way up to her knees. She is chewing gum and she no longer has her OPW BRAZZERS PORN-N-PROWRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP BELT slung over her shoulder. And standing right next to her dressed in a 3 piece tailor made navy blue suit is former OPW Prestige Champion Eddie Havok.  The song slowly fades out as the camera centers around the announcers who take their seats and this show is offically on the muddah phucking ROAD.
The screen then cuts away as we hear the voices of the Outlaw Pro Wrestlig Broadcast team as we cut to them ringside where they are sitting at their broadcast partner. Taj Escobar looking rather dapper in his black suit with red tie, but instead of his usual suit pants he is wearing a bright blue frat boy flower bathing suit. His black stringy hair hangs in his face over his large mishapen nose. He has a slinder sexy smile as right next to him in the middle is Mason Moore who is wearing a pair of super short blue jean daisy duke shorts, and HIGHWAY 2 HELL wifebeater, and a pair of chucks with black socks with white stripes at the top pulled all the way up to her knees. She is chewing gum and she no longer has her OPW BRAZZERS PORN-N-PROWRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP BELT slung over her shoulder. And standing right next to her dressed in a 3 piece tailor made navy blue suit is former OPW Prestige Champion Eddie Havok.  The song slowly fades out as the camera centers around the announcers who take their seats and this show is offically on the muddah phucking ROAD.
BooM BooM BooM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM
AND THEN ONE FINAL
AND THEN ONE FINAL
!!!!!!!B.L.A.S.T.!!!!!!!!
THE FOUR RING POSTS EXPLODE WITH FIRE AND AS IT THE FIRE DIES DOWN THE SMOKE IN THE AIR SPELLS OUT THE NUMERALS 4:19...We then cut right back to the ringside area where out broadcast teams welcomes us all to the show..So sit down and get comfortable WRESTLING IS ON MOTHER PHUCKERZ!!!
Taj Escobar: Ladies and freakin GENTLEMEN...It is my greatest pride and pleasure to welcome every single last one f you to the 20th EPISODE of MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE!!!
Mason Moore: But this week it’s on TUESDAY!!!
Taj Escobar: Hey take it easy MiSSeS EASY...LIKE SUNDAY MORNING, I was gettin there!
Eddie Havok: Said no woman ever who has been with you!
Taj Escobar: Now Eddie, that’s no way to talk about your Mother….Now sure of all the things she may be a LADY most assuredly aint one of em...But she is still a woman!
Eddie Havok: Oh come on Taj don’t make me break your got damn nose on my last night!
Mason Moore: WHATTTTTT?
Eddie Havok: Yeah I hate to start things off on such a low note but I would like to inform you guys as well as the entire OUTLAW NATION that this will be my final broadcast. After a DECADE in this business I just feel like it’s time for me to ride off into the sunset so to speak. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone here in OPW. LA Johnny Stylez who signed me to my talent contract and then gave me this announcing gig when I got injured. I’d like to thank both of you for helping me to get through this. I have to admit I didn’t ever picture my career ending behind the announcer’s table but now that it is happening I have to admit there are definitely worse ways to go out.
But I’ve been apart of this company practically from the beginning I have watched it go through it’s highs and it’s lows and I’d like to say that I was damn proud to be an Outlaw every step of the way. I leave here with still the biggest upset in Outlaw Pro Wrestling history when I came in and defeated Chamber for the OPW Youngblood Championship..And I also made history once again when I defeated Gabriel Tuck to become the first ever OPW Prestige Champion. I like OPW had my fair share of ups and downs. But overall I wouldn’t trade a single of my experiences here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling for a damn thing! I don’t know if I’m walking away forever, but I do know I am walking away for the foreseeable future. Thank you all...And let’s get on with the show because according to my calculations this is our last pit stop before we make it to that EPIC MAIN EVENT for the Outlaw Pro Wrestliing Immortal World Heavyweight Championship….The STAIRWAY2HEAVEN MATCH!
Mason Moore: EDDIE! NOW YOU GOT ME ALL CRYING AND SHIT! YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING BEFORE WE WENT LIVE YOU KNOW HOW I GET! Thank you for everything...YOU WERE SO GREAT! You were a natural behind the announce table and calling your matches was always a high point of the evening. I’ll never forget that night you walked in here and handed Chamber his first loss..And truth be told he was never the same after that! But look when VooDoo comes out here and takes over for you at the top of the second hour...Don’t run away because well before you go I’d like to give you something to remember me by...K?
Taj Escobar: Well see now this is silly because I a retiring too….So Eddie cool with you if I go first?
Mason/Eddie: SHUT UP!
Taj Esobar: Yall are so selfish...You should both be ashamed!
Mason Moore: Ohh believe me sitting next to you on camera brings all kinds of that on!
Eddie Havok: CHILDREN! Lets get back on track here because I am sure your headsets are working just as well as mine and can hear Johnny cursing us out to get back on track...SO let’s go ahead and talk about the colossal Main Event here this evening where for the first time since we have opened the doors here in OPW...The owners of this company will go head to head for the very first time in an OPW RING. THey have faced each other in a few tag team matches and even a few six man tag team matches here and there. But one of the most bitter, brutal, and bad ass rivalries in the history of our industry will resume right here in Little Rock Arkansas. No titles on the line...Just good ole fashioned hatred!
Mason Moore: Well not just that...The first episode of ShowCa$e after INJUSTICE-4-ALL Roger teamed with Vincent Wolf and OUR favorite tag team partner VoooDoo to defeat Johnny and fellow SyNDiCaTE members Xavier WOlf and OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion Blair Buchannan-Stylez for the right to name staff’s third and final choice choice for the final spot in the STAIRWAY2HEAVEN MAIN EVENT for Anicka Swan’s OPW IMMORTAL TITLE. Roger has kept his cards pretty close to the chest and he is running out of time. He must make a selection before the show goes off the air tonight...And My sources tell me he has made up his mind and he knows exactly who he is going to choose. But he wants to wait for the absolute opportune moment, whatever the fucking fuck that means?
Taj Escobar: ANd as always that’s not even close to being all...You want title matches we got title matches here this evening such as The Enforcer, the newest member of The SyNDiCaTE is set to defend his OPW Prestige Championship against OPW fan favorite and very spirited new comer Adrenna-Lynn!
Mason Moore: Yo I’m with the fans on this one...I FUCKING LOvEEEEEE ADRENNA-LYNN...Usually when you see girls all hopped up on speed those are the ones you wanna watch out for, because they will steal your shit, fuck your boyfriend, pick their faces to death. But this girl is HIGH ON NOTHING BUT LIFE and CAFFINE! Now will she be able to derail The Enforcer after riding the wave of momentum he is still surfing after shocking the Outlaw Nation last week when he turned on LONNNGGGG TIME friend and business associate and forer Tag Team Champion partner Micheal Dredd Maddox and their faction INSURGENCE to side with The SyNDiCaTE.
Eddie Havok: I don’t personally agree with The Enforcer’s decision because the guy seemingly had everything going for him. He won two Championships in less than a month and he won both of those titles from members of The SyNDiCaTe….So hopefully when he comes out here later on tonight to defend his Prestige Title he has enough time to pick up a MIC and give the Outlaw Nation the explanation they have been waiting an entire week to hear!
Taj Escobar: I couldn’t agree more! Now our next title match ladies and gentlemen is one to especially b proud to bring to you because ladies and gentlemen for the first time in over three months right here on this special Tuesday edition of SHOWCa$e Tommy Kain is set to defend his recently reactivated OPW X-KoRe CHAMPIONSHIP against former OPW Prestige Champion The Scourge Jason Ryan and the leader of INSURGENCE Micheal Dredd Maddox!
Mason Moore: QUESTION!?! If MDM wins the XKoRe TItle from the Cool Rifle here tonight then what does that mean for the Prestige Title IRON MAN MATCH AT STAIRWAY?
Eddie Havok: TITLE FOR TITLE BAY BAY!!!
Mason Moore: That’s what I figured but also just as I suspected it sounds SOOO MUCH SEXIER when one of ya says it out loud! Not to mention in various contests the people that will participate in the historic Stairway Match in a little over a week from tonight will be going one on one trying to get the last laugh or secure their spot and ride a wave of momentum into what will undoubtedly be one of if not the biggest moment of their entire careers as they all climb inside the StairWAY CHAMBER and battle it out against six of the other top competitors here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling for the right to hold the symbol...The tangible proof that you are a cut above any and everyone else who claims to be the best in this wonderful industry of ours! We’ve got debuts…
Eddie Havok: We’ve got surprises!
Taj Escobar: ANd also as per our weekly custom we have pound for pound some of the hardest hitting action in the sport today! Ladies and gentlemen this is TUESDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE and we are so glad you are with us! On this truly historic evening...Because I know a lot of the hype surrounding this wrestling promotion is all being heaped on the PPV due to it being just around the corner but do not sleep on tonight because if the other 19 episodes of this program are any indication anything can happen at any freakin time BELIEVE YOU ME the reason STAIRWAY2HEAVEN will be the spectacle it is sure to be it is because of the work that gets done week in and week out on this very program! So from all of us THANK YOU FOR JOINING US OUTLAW NATION! THIS IS THE BEST PRO WRESTLING ON THE PLANET!
Mason Moore: Now for those of you that tuned in last week may have caught the fact that we had unfortunately experienced some technical difficulties and were unable to broadcast the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Championship match well ladies and gentleman on behalf of HBO and OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING we are happy to anounce that after SHoWCa$e has concluded here tonight the IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHOP match last week between challenger Scotty Adams and Champon Anicka Swan in it’s entirety so make sure you don’t go anywhere.
Eddie Havok: Yeah but what about the other thing?
Mason Moore: What other thing?
Taj Escobar: He is referring to the thing where the man hired by The Producer to first track dwn Miss Michelle first snuck onto our CO-OWNER’S private property in the French Quater in down town New Orleans and stole his black F150 on Monster truck tires. Then to add insult to injury pun very much intended. The mysterious Mr. Black along with the help of El Gran Luchadore and Stephen Stratford were able to subdue and take SyNDiCaTE member and presently undefeated superstar Adrian Black. Then as the show was just about to go off the air. THe mysterious and elusive Mr. Black gave Johnny a choice..
Eddie Havok: The TRUCK...or his enforcer?....And just as Johnny was about to stop hesitating and answer our feed was cut and therefore no one really knows what happened. But I would be shocked if the consequence and repercussions of that event didn’t go down before the first hour concl…
Suddenly “The Resistance” by Skillet blares over the PA SYSTEM as out walks the DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT himself, the one and only LA Johnny Stylez. He is looking mighty dapper this evening wearing a three piece black and white pin striped suit. His blue hair is gelled and neatly spiked up. He walks out on stage and removes his jacket and drops it on the entrance ramp. He then stops long enough to roll both of his sleeves up and then he continues to make his way down to the ring as the boos just continuously pour in without these Arkansas fans missing a beat. He stops midway and goes over to a fan holding up a sign and as per the usual Johnny takes the sign from the kid and holds it up for everyone at home to see what it says which is of course
“THE PRODUCER DON’T WANT NoNe SOAK SOME UP!!!!”
Johnny then hands the sign back to the kid and makes his way towards the ring. He walks up the ring steps and steps through the middle rope and then takes his place in the center of the ring removing his mic and platinum 4:19 cigarette case from his pocket. He removes a tightly rolled joint and pops it in his mouth. He cups his hands over it to light it and then we watch as faint smoke rises and vanishes into thin air. Johnny then begins to pace back and fourth until he holds up his hand calling for the music to be cut.
LA Johnny Stylez: Good evening Little Rock, you’ll have to excuse me you see while on paper it may seem that I have more than enough to be grateful for, one might even dare a suggestion that I have more than a handful of reasons to be celebrating right now. WHich maybe they are right, but then again maybe they are wrong….I mean come on we are here in Little Rock Arkansas for crying out loud how much fun could I actually have, am I right?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The crowd together start raining down boos so much that it’s almost impossible to even manage a clear thought. Johny just smirks at the crowd as he seems very amused with himself as he waits a moment for the audience to simmer and then begins speaking again.
LA Johnny Stylez: But you know what Little Rock? For those of you that think I have more than enough things to be proud of...More than one reason to celebrate the more I sit here and think about it the more I am dumb struck by the notion and I can’t phucking believe I’m finna admit this but ya know what you backwoodz yokel mother phuckers are
!!!!!!!AB$ouTeLY F’N RiGHT!!!!!!
...PROVING THERE IS INDEED A 1st F’N TIME FOR EVERYTHING!!!!
SO Taj don’t give up hope over there buddy...There may yet indeed come a time where you have sex and don’t have to pay for it afterwards...Or before or...You get what I’m sayin! But before I get too far off the beaten path. Tonight we will pause for a moment and look at how much WE...and by we I mean mostly
!!!Me My$eLF and I!!!!
.AS WELL AS MY ASSOCIATES IN THE SyNDiCaTE!!!!!
Have accomplished. Here we are on the 20th episode of SHOWCASE and our very next show is going to be the grand spectacle I had originally envisioned it from jump street. As the MAIN EVENT of that particular show is going to be one of the most action packed, jaw dropping, innovative, amazing visual experiences in the history of pro wrestling. It also just occurred to me that a great deal of you don’t even know what the STAIRWAY MATCH IS! SO please….If youll indulge me for just a moment I’ll gladly explain to you how this match is going to work. First thing is first we are going to take Our IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...PRoUDLy RePRe$eNTiNG THE SyNDiCaTe….The NUMBER ONE DEPOSIT in the DEVIL HIMSELF’S SPANK BANK. One of the deadliest and sexiest females to ever compete in this sport….And the woman who has practically had a damn death grip on the OPW Immortal Championship ever since she handed...the other owner of this company his ass for the title back at WRESTLECaDe I...The one and only
~$~ ANiCKA SWAN ~$~
EAT YoUR F’N HEART OUT LITTLE ROCK ARKANSAS!!!!
Suddenly a still shot of Anicka Swan holding the OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP HIGH ABOVE HER HEAD shows up on the OUTLAW TRON.
LA Johnny Stylez: ANd then six more of the best and brightest superstars Outlaw Pro Wrestling Has To OFFER! And while presently we only know the identities of five of these six competitors I can personally guarantee each and every last one of you that before this night is through the 6th and final participant in this match will be revealed…
Then suddenly the 5 faces of the challengers in the STAIRWAY 2 HEAVEN match are shown on the OUTLAWTRON. First is Scotty Adams Standing IN The RIng WIth His Hand Raised while he is also holding the OPW XKoRe TItle high in the air. The next stil photo is of Stephen Stratford Standing on the entrance ramp in all of his glory with his white wings stretched all the way out and his barbwire baseball bat slung over his shoulder. Next to that is SyNDiCaTe Co-ELCAPETANO Xavier Wolf standing in the center of the ring with his hand raised as he smirks at the camera after defeating Roger Wright 1 on 1 two weeks ago. The next shot is of Apathy on her knees in the middle of the ring in tears with the OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP laid out in front of her moments after the bell rang making her the OPW IMMORTAL WORLD CHAMPION, and the last shot is of El Gran Luchadore with a smile on his face as he stands up at the podium at his makeshift press conference earlier in the week, and the last still photo is a silhouette photo overed by a bunch of random ?’s all over it.
LA Johnny Stylez: They will then enter stage one of the STAIRWAY MATCH inside of the the STAIRWAY SKY CHAMBER!
THen suddenly on the OutlawTRON we see various still photos of a great number of carpenters, builders going through the process to erect this magnificent structure you know and love as the ELIMINATION CHAMBER. Then after cycling a few shots it stops on the completed product in all of it’s sweet sexy glory. The TRON then cuts inside of the chamber where we see all four pod doors shut with bulletproof glass. Then the picture switches to one of the four doors that’s open with a timer above it, and a big red button at the very back of the door.
LA Johnny Stylez: These seven OUTLAWS will then battle with one another to try and make it into one of those pods and press that red button that will then lock them in and secure their spot in the second stage of this match. However only one of these doors will be open at a time and which door will be open will change every five minutes! IN order to secure that spot you must get into one of the pods press that big red button we had installed in the back and a big sheet of glass will shoot up and offically save your place until all pods are full.
The OUTLAWTRON then switches to a sad face emoji and then to an open door of the STAIRWAY SKY CHAMBER.
LA Johnny Stylez: Then once all four pods are full...The three that didn’t make it into one of the pods will be eliminated from the match and forced to leave the ring. ONce they have done so the STAIRWAY SKY CHAMBER will be welded shut the pods will open and the four remaining OUTLAWS will battle tooth and nail until two more of them are eliminated by pinfall, submission or TKO…..BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
SUddenly the scene on the OUTLAWTRON switches to the roof of the STAIRWAY SKY CHAMBER opening up and on the sides are men dropping ladders into the ring.
LA Johnny Stylez: ANd then once there other two are eliminated then the roof of the STAIRWAY SKY CHAMBER WILL OPEN and ladders will be lowered into the ring and in order to win one must climb to the top of one of those 20ft ladders to claim their prize….WHich just so happens to be
!!!!!THE F’N PRIZE!!!!
THE OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!!
LA Johnny Stylez And that ladies and gents is the mother phuckin STAIRWAY2HEAVEN MATCH and it is going to completely and utterly prove once and for all why we are at the forefront of this industry. Because we will have seven of the greatest pro wrestlers on the planet put themselves through three stages of innovative torture until only one among them proves themself beyond a shadow of a doubt or any slight insecurity that they are the ELITe...THEY ARE THE SUPERIOR...THEY ARE THE PINNACLE OF THIS LITTLE THING WE CALL SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT! It is how one reaches out and grabs IMMORTALITY because whomever emerges victorious here is ASSURED IMMORTALITY because this wll be the first of many more to come. But this victor shall forever live etched in our minds as the memory of this contest will simply be unforgettable because never before in any pro wrestling company on the planet has there ever been such a way to prove dominance and separate themselves from their peers! Whomever leaves this Stairway2HEAVEN bout will wake up Tuesday Morning and be known around the world of pro wrestling as the
!!!!!B.E.S.T.!!!!!
UNF’NDISPUTED!!!!!
Now who that dildo business partner of mine picks remains to be seen, but if he has any got damn sense floating around that empty noggin of his he will take my advice do the right phucking thing and give me what I deserve which is the 6th and final spot in that got damn match! Because I am and always have been the BEST PHUCKIN WRESTLER ON THE PLANET...And the day where I take that OPW IMMORTAL WOLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT and hold it above my head as my own personal phucking property is coming...It is for a lack of a better term
!!!!!I.N.E.V.I.T.A. B.L.E.!!!!!!
...SO THeRe AiNT 2 MuCH SeN$e In PuTTiN It oFF iS THeRe RoGER?
Johnny goes to continue speaking but he is abruptly interrupted by the sound of a voice that makes his blood boil, as he turns his attention over to the OUTLAWTRON to find himself glaring at the man responsible for stealing his truck and nabbing one of his stablemates Adrian Black last week. The man whose name still escapes him, Johnny and everyone else sees to only know him by the name he gave which was Mr. Black. His face is the only thing the camera sees as he is obviously the one who set it up. As he slowly backs away we find that he is in the office of the man known only as THE PRODUCER. He is wearing a three piece tailor made black Armani suit and a deadpool mask (movie quality). Johnny’s expression remains cool, but we can see in his eys the agitation as the conversations begins and as always THE PLOT THICKENZ!
Mr. Black: Good evening Mr. Stylez...Glad to see you are able to come out here and put on a happy face considering the last time we saw you on this show last week things weren’t exactly lookin up for you!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well that’s because I haven’t been able to get my hands on you so I can put you in some room chained upside down so I can show you personally the meaning of SeNTiMeNTaL VaLUE!!!
Mr. Black: Nor will you...If I was that easily taken care of I wouldn’t have made it as far as I have Johnny! But don’t worry better men than you have tried....SO you’re not the only one who tried to get even with me and FAILED MISERABLY!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh I sincerely DOUBT THAT! You keep underestimating me like that Mr. Black and you’ll find yourself very uncomfortably in my possession sooner rather than later. But just incase it does wind up being later and you are as good as you are pretending to be...Just know that I am a very patient man...But one thing I am more so than a patient man is a MAN OF MY WORD...and I give you mine right now...That you will live to painfully regret even looking at my truck. Because yes while you blowing it up was a symbol more so than anything else, you know just as we as I do that my insurance covered it and I’ll have a brand new and improved one in a few short weeks...But like I said sentimental value and what not!
Mr. Black Ohh well, Johnny Stylez I have to say I never took you for the sentimental type! SO what do you say we give one last farewell to the truck you obviously have so very many fond memories of huh? Because the camera cut before we could see all the fun last week...So ladies and gentlemen! Have a look for yourselves…
Scene then cuts to the end of SHOWCASE LAST WEEK after the show went off the air. Johnny was standing in the ring with the entie SyNDiCaTe and he was glaring up at the OutlawTRON just like he is now. Only the screen was split. On the right side was Johnny’s truck parked in some undisclosed location...and the other side of the screen showed Adrian Black bound and gagged and chained to a chair in some other disclosed location. There was a man standing behind him wearing a black ski mask and holding a shiny metal pipe, while they awaited Johnny’s unfortunate decision. Just as we went off air Mr. Black had asked Johnny
Mr. Black: SO since you didn’t want to do things the right way the last time I gave you a choice...I am afraid the choices you are faced with today aren’t necessarily more difficult...But you aren’t going to like them one bit, because either way you pick Johnny Boy you are still going to loose something. Now I know some people out there might feel bad for you being forced to make this horrible decision, but I did warn you so if you want to blame anyone for this Johnny Stylez...For once you are going to be forced to place it where it typically belongs anyway...ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD...So what is it going to be...YOUR beautiful truck….Or the man who does most of your fucking dirty work?
Johnny’s face just utterly sinks as the fans in the arena pop very loudly as Johnny looks up at the screen he looks at his truck as if recalling all the fond memories of get aways, and the countless amounts of VAN DAMAGE he had done in that truck. The people he made cry, the hearts and possessions he had broken while behind the wheel of that truck. You could see it in his eyes how much he truly loved that truck. And on the otherside Adrian Black. Whom since his return to the ring has been loyal and very efficient. The decision from a humanitarian stand point should have been a no fucking brainer. But Johnny stood there frozen solid...Like someone asked him if he wanted unlimited amounts of money or super powers. Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston….THIS WASN’T PHUCKING FAIR. Johnny took so long Mr. Black grew tired of waiting.
Mr. Black: TICK TOCK JOHNNY, what’s it going to be...You take much longer and you are going to loose both. But the fact that it is taking this long you should truly be ashamed of yourself. So WHAT’S IT GOING TO BE ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW...NAW YOU KNOW WHAT...ILL MAKE IT SIMPLE FOR YOU….I NEED AN ANSWER IN 5…..4….3….2…..
LA Johnny Stylez: Adrian...I choose Adrian!
Mr Black: Johnny, speak into the mic man I can’t understand you when you mumble like that?
LA Johnny Stylez: I PHUCKING SAID I CHOOSE ADRIAN! NOW LET HIM GO ASSHOLE!
Mr. Black: Wise choice...You know for a second there I really thought you was gunna choose the truck! But...I think when you look back to today and think about this you will feel some small measure of comfort knowing you might THE RIGHT CHOICE. Now if you’ll excuse e I am going to need to show you that I too am a man of my word!...See ya around JOHNNY BOY!!!
Mr. Black then holds up an old school cell phone. He presses the send button and as soon as we hear the dial tone, the OUTLAWTRON goes to a full screen view of Johnny’s truck just as it is completely engulfed in flames. The explosion is enormous. Johnny’s eyes look on in utter terror as he falls to his knees while his wife does his best to comfort him. Johnny then has a look of unsatisfied rage come over his face as he stands up and screams I’M GUNNA KILL HIM..I’M GUNNA PHUCKIN KILL HIMMMM!!! over and over and over again until we fade back to the ring to see Johnny’s arrogant smirk has completely VANISHED. Mr. Black’s grin however is ear to ear. The fans in the arena are going just as crazy as the fans did in the arena last week which only make matters worse. Sensing this The Producer breaks the awkward silence
The Producer: Alright that’s enough! Gentlemen if I may interject. Before we proceed any further Johnny I hope you understand being in my position before that when you took Michelle from e I was then forced into this unfortunate situation where I had to do something drastic in order to show you that I am just as serious or dangerous to cross as you are. SO now that we have that understanding I am hoping you and I can sit and talk about this like gentlemen. There have now been wrongs done on both sides, but there is no need for this to spiral anymore out of control than it already has! Because just like ole Charlie Luciano or Myer Lansky...I an’t quite recall which one, but WARS like this are stupid. There is no profit in them. Besides I believe if you and I were to sit and talk like gentlemen we may find that we have more in common than you might think. I think you may discover we may be able to help each other as a matter of fact. SO here is my proposal sir. I will give you until the end of Monday Night SHoWCa$e here tonight to come to my office. I promise you safe passage and personally guarantee that you will be treated with respect and will be safe but if you don’t trust me then you are free to bring your own security. But you have until the end of the night to come to my office and see if we can work some of this out to provide any further shenanigans...SO what do you say?
LA Johnny Stylez: You want me to trust you? Why in the phuck would I trust you. Last week yu gave me a choice I made that choice...yet I still haven’t heard from or seen Adrian Black...Now he’s booked in an IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH AT MY PAY PE VIEW NEXT WEEK..SO I need him back and so help me GOD if he is unable to compete for any length of time...Well let’s just say by the time I’m done with you they won’t even let you PRODUCE THE PHUCKING HIDE AND GO SEEK CHAMPIONSHIPS ON THE OCHO!!!
The Producer; Ah, fair enough...SO as a show of good faith….Here. My gift to you...And I do sincerely hope we can put this nonsense behind us and focus on what is truly important a long prosperous future here in OPW...Because Johnny just as you are I’m not going anywhere so better we learn to co-exist then to loose more than whats necessary trying to wipe out the other when you and I truly aren’t even really enemies!
Just as The Producer says this Adrian Black is shoved from behind the curtain with his blindfold still on. He walks to the bottom of the entrance ramp as Johnny exits the ring and runs up to Adrian snatching his blind fold off and Johnny takes out his swithchblade pocket knife and cuts the zipties around Adrian’s hands. Johnny looks Adrian in the face and we can hear him say...YOU GOOD? Adrian nods his head as Johnny looks up at the OUTLAWTRON to see that The feed from the Producer’s office has been cut. Johnny and Adrian then turn and head up the entrance ramp.
Taj Escobar: AND THE PLOT THICKENS! Although it was beyond entertainment...It was down right satisfying to watch someone finally force feed LA Johnny Stylez a taste of his own medecine...But at the same time...if Johnny Stylez can put his own ego aside and he goes to parlay with The Producer and they are able to reach some agreement the result may be a catastrophic one for everyone whom they deem enemies. It could be utterly disasterous for everyone here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling.
Mason Moore: Yes but have you met LA Johnny Stylez? He fucking LOVED THAT TRUCK. He isn’t just going to let that go. Johnny STylez isn’t the type to suffer insults like that.
Eddie Havok: Yeah but Johnny is in a much bigger ball park now. Its a different game entirely! I mean when you are the head of big companies and corporations like OPW and HBO the stakes are always going to be much higher. This is the first time in LA Johnny Stylez life or career he has ever had to think about the bigge picture or the greater good. But I’m with Taj when I say if he and The Producer wind up on the same page….Things could go South for the entire OPW locker room quick fast and in a hurry!
Taj Escobar: Well ladies and gentlemen I’m afraid we have to step away for just a moment but we will be right back with our first match which will be for the final spot in the XKoRe GAUNTLET MATCH at STAIRWAY2HEAVEN..STAY WITH US!l