Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 12:33:25 GMT -5
I rolled over to a sunlit backyard covered in roses and pomeranians. Jeffree was talking to his phone screen like he normally does in the morning and Tilly was running around like a dork chasing the dogs. I sighed heavily and yawned from my night of tossing, turning, and depressed farting. I put the Versace robe on and opened the double doors out to the terrace feeling like Scarlet O'Hara.
Good morning funshine...
There she is! Say good morning to SnapChat Pheelz!
I awkwardly waved and smiled...
Good morning SnapChat...
Look at her! Stunning as ever in a white satin Versace robe that is JUST barely thin enough to see her nipples!
I looked down and noticed that he was right...I shrugged...its not like the public hadn't ever seen me naked before...
...and I hope everyone has an EXCELLENT drama free day! I'll see you guys in the next one.....mmbye guys!
Jeffree put his phone in his pocket and turned to look at me...
Get your mopey ass down here...
Aunt Jeffree! Don't say ass!
I'll come down if there is coffee...or cocaine...one of the two...
No coffee or cocaine, but I did have the house keeper stock your Sugar Free Red Bulls that taste like ass...the big ones...since I know thats how you like 'em...
I rolled my eyes and walked back through the bedroom that was entirely too big for one person, hopped on the elevator, and headed toward the kitchen. I opened the fridge, grabbed a Red Bull, and headed into the backyard. I smirked at Tilly who was now rolling in the grass with the dogs. I sat down in one of the lounge chairs and Jeffree sat down at the foot of it...
I can't stand this anymore...
Well its a good thing you're sitting...
Ophelia...I'm serious...I'm about to start a GoFundMe for leg surgery because I can't stand the way you're acting...I'm so sick of you moping around this house like a Victorian ghost!
Well stop giving me ONLY satin and lace to wear and maybe I'd seem like less of a spooky presence in the house!
Don't get mad that when you asked me for a place to stay, you forgot to mention that you would need clothes for you AND Tilly!
Well I'm sorry it was such a burden for you to take us in when we needed you!
We both huffed and fell silent for a few minutes watching Tilly play with the dogs...
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry, too...look, I'm just...it's been a rough few months...between packing up in the middle of the night...pulling Tilly out of school...quitting my job...this fucking pandemic...not being able to create new shit...I'm just frustrated...
In more ways than one....you should call him...
I stopped for a second and sighed heavily, looking away from Jeffree and shaking my head...
Even if I did call him, he wouldn't want to talk to me...he probably hates me...
He loves you...any guy that would wait that long for you to put out wouldn't be able to hate you over this...
Thats the thing though Jeffree...he didn't know that I was leaving...the letter showed up at the hotel...and then we were gone...I didn't even give him a chance to say goodbye...
We both sat in silence for the next few minutes...
Well look...I need a hit and a cookie...
Finally!! A good idea! Tills...Jeffree and I are gonna run inside...keep the dogs away from the pool please!
Okay!
15 minutes later, I was laying on Jeffree's custom sized bed, floating somewhere around Cloud 9, eating limited edition not even released yet banana creme Oreos and more Taco Bell than most people in the world would ever need...
Just. Call. Him.
Jeffree...I don't even know how I would begin to get ahold of him! I can't imagine his cell phone survived the night we disappeared...and I don't think he's memorized a phone number since high school...
Not even your's?
A phone number is a phone number...
Not to a man whose been in love with you pretty much the entire time he's known you...if you don't call him,
I will...
He definitely won't answer if you call...
Why?
Because he doesn't answer unknown numbers...which is why he won't answer if I call...
You're ridiculous...and I'm starving...
I lifted my head up and realized we had eaten all our goodies...I sat up, stretched, and yawned...
I'm gonna go work out...you good with Til?
Yeah...she can help me pick some colors for my new palette...
I nodded and headed to my room to change into the high end, skimpy workout gear Jeffree had gotten me, popped in my head phones, and hit the treadmill hard...
I tried really hard not thinking about the night Tilly and I had to change our lives. Even a passing notion made my heart and chest tighten like I was about to have a heart attack...pulling Tilly out of school...say goodbye to my dogs...not getting to say goodbye to Jayson...
I don't have time to explain! Just pack some stuff and be waiting for me when I get there! Tilly! Please!
Just do what I asked you to do!
Hanging up the phone and frantically trying to think of what to do next...pulling the letter from my back pocket and scanning the words again:
"Dear whore,
I hope this note finds you in good health. Actually...no...I hope it finds you dying in a drainage ditch somewhere, naked and alone. Regardless, I just wanted to let you know that your title run will be short lived. And by short lived, I mean, over tonight. You won't defend that title because your ass better get the fuck out of town. Now. If I see you haunting the halls of OPW at any point from this night forward, that little neicy of your's won't live to see tomorrow. And Pheelz...she won't just die. She will suffer. Suffer in more ways than you could possibly imagine. If you don't believe me? Try me. You're never going to figure out who sent you this...unless you think I'm bluffing. Then you'll know based on the amount of blood leading directly to me.
Think about it. But don't think too long. I want that title and your resignation before midnight tonight. And if I don't see it or hear someone mention it...Tilly's blood will be on your hands.
Sincerely,
Fuck You"
Tears started collecting in the corner of my eyes as I was frantically throwing things into my back pack. I wanted to know who the hell sent this letter and how they knew where I was staying. I didn't even want to chance it since they had threatened Tilly's life. I walked into the bathroom and saw the lingerie set hanging on the door.
Jayson....
What the fuck am I going to tell Jayson?
My eyes snapped open in just enough time for my left foot to get caught under my right foot and send me flying into the vanity across the room. I started laughing at my own stupidity through the searing pain in my chest and sides from landing wrong on the dresser...
The bedroom door flew open and I was greeted with Tilly looking at me with concern...
What happened?!
I tripped and fell...
Across the room?
I am a woman of many talents, my sweetest...whats up?
I'm bored...
Okay?
I wanna go somewhere! Some where exciting! Maybe some violence involved...
Violence...my heart constricted...
Like where kiddo? We're kinda stuck here until this Covid crap blows over...
At that moment, a very long pink haired Jeffree stuck his head in the room...
Hey bitch...you and Til are on the first flight to Arkansas...pack a bag...
Arkansas? Fucking why? What flight? When?
You are ruining my Oprah moment! Pack a fucking bag and shut up! You're going to Showcase...
Woah...wait...what? Showcase? I can't....We can't...I can't take Tilly...
Shut up...I'm sending you on my jet and there will be body guards...you guys will be more than safe!
Jeffree...
Shut up! You're going!
He picked up my duffel bag and threw it at me...I contemplated protesting longer, but he was already gone. I sighed and turned around...Tilly's eyes were alight. She blinked at me with her giant blue eyes with a smile that spread from ear to ear.
Are we really going?!
She was nearly shaking with excitement...My mind was going a million and a half miles an hour...a thousand things rushing through my head all at once...
How am I supposed to say no to that face?
Good morning funshine...
There she is! Say good morning to SnapChat Pheelz!
I awkwardly waved and smiled...
Good morning SnapChat...
Look at her! Stunning as ever in a white satin Versace robe that is JUST barely thin enough to see her nipples!
I looked down and noticed that he was right...I shrugged...its not like the public hadn't ever seen me naked before...
...and I hope everyone has an EXCELLENT drama free day! I'll see you guys in the next one.....mmbye guys!
Jeffree put his phone in his pocket and turned to look at me...
Get your mopey ass down here...
Aunt Jeffree! Don't say ass!
I'll come down if there is coffee...or cocaine...one of the two...
No coffee or cocaine, but I did have the house keeper stock your Sugar Free Red Bulls that taste like ass...the big ones...since I know thats how you like 'em...
I rolled my eyes and walked back through the bedroom that was entirely too big for one person, hopped on the elevator, and headed toward the kitchen. I opened the fridge, grabbed a Red Bull, and headed into the backyard. I smirked at Tilly who was now rolling in the grass with the dogs. I sat down in one of the lounge chairs and Jeffree sat down at the foot of it...
I can't stand this anymore...
Well its a good thing you're sitting...
Ophelia...I'm serious...I'm about to start a GoFundMe for leg surgery because I can't stand the way you're acting...I'm so sick of you moping around this house like a Victorian ghost!
Well stop giving me ONLY satin and lace to wear and maybe I'd seem like less of a spooky presence in the house!
Don't get mad that when you asked me for a place to stay, you forgot to mention that you would need clothes for you AND Tilly!
Well I'm sorry it was such a burden for you to take us in when we needed you!
We both huffed and fell silent for a few minutes watching Tilly play with the dogs...
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry, too...look, I'm just...it's been a rough few months...between packing up in the middle of the night...pulling Tilly out of school...quitting my job...this fucking pandemic...not being able to create new shit...I'm just frustrated...
In more ways than one....you should call him...
I stopped for a second and sighed heavily, looking away from Jeffree and shaking my head...
Even if I did call him, he wouldn't want to talk to me...he probably hates me...
He loves you...any guy that would wait that long for you to put out wouldn't be able to hate you over this...
Thats the thing though Jeffree...he didn't know that I was leaving...the letter showed up at the hotel...and then we were gone...I didn't even give him a chance to say goodbye...
We both sat in silence for the next few minutes...
Well look...I need a hit and a cookie...
Finally!! A good idea! Tills...Jeffree and I are gonna run inside...keep the dogs away from the pool please!
Okay!
15 minutes later, I was laying on Jeffree's custom sized bed, floating somewhere around Cloud 9, eating limited edition not even released yet banana creme Oreos and more Taco Bell than most people in the world would ever need...
Just. Call. Him.
Jeffree...I don't even know how I would begin to get ahold of him! I can't imagine his cell phone survived the night we disappeared...and I don't think he's memorized a phone number since high school...
Not even your's?
A phone number is a phone number...
Not to a man whose been in love with you pretty much the entire time he's known you...if you don't call him,
I will...
He definitely won't answer if you call...
Why?
Because he doesn't answer unknown numbers...which is why he won't answer if I call...
You're ridiculous...and I'm starving...
I lifted my head up and realized we had eaten all our goodies...I sat up, stretched, and yawned...
I'm gonna go work out...you good with Til?
Yeah...she can help me pick some colors for my new palette...
I nodded and headed to my room to change into the high end, skimpy workout gear Jeffree had gotten me, popped in my head phones, and hit the treadmill hard...
I tried really hard not thinking about the night Tilly and I had to change our lives. Even a passing notion made my heart and chest tighten like I was about to have a heart attack...pulling Tilly out of school...say goodbye to my dogs...not getting to say goodbye to Jayson...
I don't have time to explain! Just pack some stuff and be waiting for me when I get there! Tilly! Please!
Just do what I asked you to do!
Hanging up the phone and frantically trying to think of what to do next...pulling the letter from my back pocket and scanning the words again:
"Dear whore,
I hope this note finds you in good health. Actually...no...I hope it finds you dying in a drainage ditch somewhere, naked and alone. Regardless, I just wanted to let you know that your title run will be short lived. And by short lived, I mean, over tonight. You won't defend that title because your ass better get the fuck out of town. Now. If I see you haunting the halls of OPW at any point from this night forward, that little neicy of your's won't live to see tomorrow. And Pheelz...she won't just die. She will suffer. Suffer in more ways than you could possibly imagine. If you don't believe me? Try me. You're never going to figure out who sent you this...unless you think I'm bluffing. Then you'll know based on the amount of blood leading directly to me.
Think about it. But don't think too long. I want that title and your resignation before midnight tonight. And if I don't see it or hear someone mention it...Tilly's blood will be on your hands.
Sincerely,
Fuck You"
Tears started collecting in the corner of my eyes as I was frantically throwing things into my back pack. I wanted to know who the hell sent this letter and how they knew where I was staying. I didn't even want to chance it since they had threatened Tilly's life. I walked into the bathroom and saw the lingerie set hanging on the door.
Jayson....
What the fuck am I going to tell Jayson?
My eyes snapped open in just enough time for my left foot to get caught under my right foot and send me flying into the vanity across the room. I started laughing at my own stupidity through the searing pain in my chest and sides from landing wrong on the dresser...
The bedroom door flew open and I was greeted with Tilly looking at me with concern...
What happened?!
I tripped and fell...
Across the room?
I am a woman of many talents, my sweetest...whats up?
I'm bored...
Okay?
I wanna go somewhere! Some where exciting! Maybe some violence involved...
Violence...my heart constricted...
Like where kiddo? We're kinda stuck here until this Covid crap blows over...
At that moment, a very long pink haired Jeffree stuck his head in the room...
Hey bitch...you and Til are on the first flight to Arkansas...pack a bag...
Arkansas? Fucking why? What flight? When?
You are ruining my Oprah moment! Pack a fucking bag and shut up! You're going to Showcase...
Woah...wait...what? Showcase? I can't....We can't...I can't take Tilly...
Shut up...I'm sending you on my jet and there will be body guards...you guys will be more than safe!
Jeffree...
Shut up! You're going!
He picked up my duffel bag and threw it at me...I contemplated protesting longer, but he was already gone. I sighed and turned around...Tilly's eyes were alight. She blinked at me with her giant blue eyes with a smile that spread from ear to ear.
Are we really going?!
She was nearly shaking with excitement...My mind was going a million and a half miles an hour...a thousand things rushing through my head all at once...
How am I supposed to say no to that face?