SCeNe $TeaLeRZ {Vhodka, Ariel Shadows, KOP &CBD}
Oct 7, 2020 21:07:25 GMT -5
Vhodka Marie likes this
Post by lajohnnystylez on Oct 7, 2020 21:07:25 GMT -5
Taj Escobar: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the very first episode of OPW Scene $teaLeRZ, streaming exclusively on the website of the hottest pro wrestling promotion in the world today! We are your hosts of course ladies and gentlemen...I am the voice of the Outlaw Nation...Taj Escobar, and with me is the former OPW Brazzers PORN n PRO RASSLIN Heavyweight Champion of The WORLD Mason "WHAT IN THE FUCK IS VIRGINITY" Moore!!!
Mason Moore: Thank you for that warm welcome Taj, and while I may not still have my virginity you are desperately still clinging to yours like it aint nobodies business! But we didn't come here tonight to talk about how you never get laid did we Tajey?
Taj Escobar: No mam we didn't, and I believe I would be remiss if I did not at least point out before we change the subject if you would like to watch Mason get elected as the Mayor of POUNDTOWN you may saunter over to BRAZZERS.com and see for yourself. Kids just don't let your parents catch you, and if you don't have money to pay for it, check out pornhub or something!
Mason Moore: Pshhhh like they need to be told that like at all!
Taj Escobar: I know right, lil bastards it's not fair! If they had any idea how lucky they are or how hard we had to work to see some boobs when we were young. No fuzzy playboy channel or trying to steal one of your Dad's playboys...Nope these kids can get get on their computer type in Texas Hot Plate, and Bam they are watching a grown ass man underneath a glass table watching while a grown woman takes a
Mason Moore: Anyway! Sorry ladies and gentlemen Taj didn't finish his Lucky Charms before we went on air and well....SO anywhoo....Taj why in the hell are we here again?
Taj Escobar; I'm glad you asked Mase...Because in just a few moments we are going to offically reveal what was in the briefcases that the winning six man tag team won during the TRIPLE Jeapordy match that took place at Stairway2Heaven just a few days ago! Vhodka Marie, "THe DreamCatcher" Ariel Shadows, and the leader of the new faction The Chaotic Beat Down "THe King oF PAIN" Ray Andrews came together without prior knwledge of each other and were able to defeat another team of young up coming upstarts here in OPW REDRUM, John Reaper, and "FireStorm" James Ceno!
Mason Moore: Who I am hears rumors are now confirmed and James Ceno has asked for and has been granted his release from OPW! Apparently he prefered to be the small fish in the even smaller puddle, and since he didn't walk in here and be instantly given a CHAMPIONSHIP and was pretty much shunned by all the female talent here in OPW he decided to go apply his trade else where!
Taj Escobar: Yeah well when you come into a new wrestling promotion I'd imagine it is just as difficult when he moves into a new neighborhood going door to door informing everyone that he is a PETTERASS it tends to kind of sour people on the whole you show me yours Ill show you my routine! But hey at least he is still the CWF United States Champion!
Mason Moore: That's right being the CWA North American Champion is definitely a big deal as well as a huge responsibility! And we wish James Ceno the best of luck in all of his future endavors! And don't worry none of us blame you for getting while the getting was good because the guy had talent make no mistake about it, but odds were he had more beatdowns than championship reigns in his immediate futrue here in OPW where we boast one of the most talented rosters in the entire planet! But good luck with your reign as the BWA Interconential Championship LONG MAY YOU REIGN!
Taj Escobar: Mason...It's the CWF!
Mason Moore: What in the fucking fuck is a CWF?
Taj Escobar: The fuck if I know! DId you see that belt? LoL it looked like the WCW United States TItle with some silver ducttape on it where comeone wrote CWF on it~! But hey, we aren't here to judge we are here to take the high road and do the classy thing and wish James Ceno the best as he continues to scratch a living in every small pond he can before they evaporate! Best of luck to ya Firestorm and GODSPEED!
Mason Moore: SO on that note should we go ahead and bring out the woman who was scheduled to face James Ceno at SHoWCa$e 21 this week?
Taj Escobar: Well yes MAM I mean she did win the triple threat match later on in the evening so it only makes sense that we bring her out here first because she gets to pick which one of these briefcases she is going to take home! So WITHOUT FURTHER ADO ladies and gentlemen...She is going to be joined by her long time friend and professional idol and sometimes LIFE COACH...You may remember him from his unforgettable camo in the cult 90's classic EMPIRE RECORDS! Here to introuduce Vhodka Marie singing his hit single SAY NO MORE, ladies and gentlemen OPW PRODLY PRESENTS THE ONE...THE ONLYYYYY REEEEXXXXXXX MANNNNNINNNNGGGG!!!
Suddenly SAY NO MORE MON AMORE by Rex Manning begins to play loudly as the older members of our LED audience are actually marking the fuck out while the younger half of the crowd who have never seen Empire Records...Who are also shocked to find out people used to have to go all the way to a store to buy music. Yet as Vhodka Marie makes her entrance right behind her with some utterly horrible hairplugs, and way way waayyyyy toooo much BOTOX, Rex Manning himself wearing his puffy shirt and purple pants comes out doing that little dance he did at the beginning of the video and right next to him doing the dance along with him is none other than the MaDaM of the MoMENT Vhodka Marie herself. We see the older members of our LED audience almost falling over having a heart attack they are laughing so hard as the two are really getting down like this was the got damn backyard boogie!.
But after a few moments of horsing around the two finally make their way over to the center of the stage where there is a black leather couch and two large black leather chairs where Mason and Taj will be seated. Right behind them are the shilouettes of the three individual stands where the briefcases are being held. Vhodka and Rex shake hands and hug the hosts of the show and eventually take their seats as the sound of thunderous applaus and cheers can be heard, because this aint the WWE we allow the sound from the fans be heard as the fans have broken out into a
Chant that echoes throughout the small studio. Rex stands up and presses his hands together and bows as the fans give one last pop as they sit down and get this show on the road.
Taj Escobar: Well Rex, Vhodka WELCOME to OPW SCENE STEALERZ and well let me just say this right here and everything that took place before you planted your rumps onto this couch definitely helped the show live up to its name because I don't know how the other two members of the winning team from Stairway are going to top that because come on...REX FREAKIN MANNING! WHAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!
Mason Moore: I dunno who is more excited Vhodka, that old lady third row on the right back there or Taj himself...Taj I told you that you shouldn't wear such tight pants especially with all the weirdo boners you be getting....But really your boned out for freakin Sexy ReXy?
Rex Manning: Ohh come on love, you can't tell me you didn't get how you American's say "WET IN THE PANTS" when you heard my song and saw me come frm behind that curtain shaking it like I've still got it...Which I still do obviously!
Vhodka Marie: HAHA Yeah OBVIOUSLY!!!!
Taj Escobar: MASON! For the 35th time...TODAY if we could please stop discussing my boners in public I think OPW would be an overall more enjoyable program to watch!
Mason Moore: Taj Esobar that is not fair! WHy should I have to be the only one who has to suffer?
Taj Escobar: Because your other line of work subjects you to such things? I dunno? But listen that's not important whats important is that before we went live...CO OWNER LA JOHNNY STYLEZ HAS JUST INFORMED ME THAT AS OF TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES AGO today was offically declared REX MANNING DAY IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING...
Rex Manning: Actually Taj, it is going to be more like Rex Manning WEEK! Because not only am I going to grace you all with my pressence here this evening, but I will also be able to DAZZLE an actual real life LIVE AUDIENCE as I will be offically in Vhodka Marie's corner for the rest of the week because baby you heard it here first..REX MANNING IS BRINGING SEXY TO MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE LIVE ON HBO! Have you ever heard of such a brilliant combination and collaboration???
The fans clap and let out a huge pop while some of the younger fans ae lookin at this buster for what he actually is which is a gigantic bag of douche as they shake their heads and roll their eyes as Rex stands up and gives the another shimmey like the one he does at the begining of the Say No More video. Vhodka looks over at Mason whose jaw is on the ground and she is dying laughing as Vhodka then shoots her eyes over at Taj who has his face buried in his que cards. Rex sits back down and Taj is trying so hard no to burt into tears he is laughing so hard...
Taj Escobar: So this is an interesting fact right here Vhodka I sincerely didn't know that you and Rex were friends!
Vhodka Marie: Ohh hell yeah! SAY NO MORE MON AMORE? Like how do you not jam that song? As a matter of fact if I don't hear it like at least three times a week then I feel as useless as Firestorm James Ceno in a Lesbian BAR!
Rex Manning: Yeah did I just hear you say that bloke quit Taj?
Taj Escobar: Yes Mr. Manning that is the news as it was told to me!
Rex Manning: That's my girl Vhodka in her element right there still breakin hearts I see!
Mason Moore: Well Sexy Rexy has Vhodz ever broken your heart baby?
Rex/Vhodka: NO/YES!!!!
Rex Maning: Vhodka Marie how dare you lie on me in front of all these people on the magic screens out there in the audience?
Vhodka Marie: LIE? No SIR Mr. SEXY REXy I have broken your heart at least twice!
Rex Manning: BOLLOCKS! ABSOLUTE RUBBISH! As a matter of fact if anything it was I who originally broke your heart if memory serves!
Vhodka Marie: HAHAHA, T REXY NO WAY! Taj what was in those brownies backstage...Or shit do I even have to ask?
Mason Moore: Catered by Johnny Stylez himself!
Vhodka Marie: I should have known fuckin asshole!
Taj Escobar: NO NO WAIT JUST A DARN SECOND...I wanna hear the story about how Rex Manning broke the heart of Vhodka Marie!
Mason Moore: Or how Vhodka broke his?
Rex Manning: Wait what? I thought we had already established that didn't happen?
Vhodka Marie: NO WE DID NOT! OK what about the time I poked that hole in that ketchup bottle and when you squeezed the bottle it shot all over your brand new puffy shirt that was like at least three times puffier than the one you have on now? You didn't speak to me for a year and a half after that!
Rex Manning: IT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT!!!
Vhodka Marie: Rex...Sweetie, how can you tell the difference? You have a closet full of different colored pants, shoes, socks, underwear, and then honest to Athena almost two racks worth of white puffy shirts!
Rex Manning: Because that was the one I wore when Sisquo and I recorded the remix to the THONG SONG!
Mason Moore: WAIT THERE'S A REMIX TO THE THONG SONG!
Vhodka Marie: Mason baby...Trust me there is a reason you never heard it!
Taj Escobar: It's bad?
Vhodka Marie: NO! It's actually MUCH...MUCH WORSE THAN THAT!!!
Rex Manning: Ohh back off me minerals for a second there LOVE...Sure it takes some getting used to but it really grows on you after the 9th or 12th time!
Vhodka shakes her head while Rex is looking and the moment he turns away from her she looks at Mason and shaes her head and we see her mouth the words NO IT'S FUCKING AWWWFFFUULLLLL.
Mason Moore: OK well are you guys gunna tell us the story about how you broke Vhodka's heart Rex?
Vhodka Marie: Yeah, as a matter of fact I wanna hear that story too! VERY MUCH!
Rex Manning: Ohh come on LOVE, it is not cool for you to act this way. There was that night in South Dakota remember? The wine was flowing from the BOX like it wasn't anyone's business! We split a chicken nugget happy meal from McDonalds and I let you keep the toy even though it was a really cool Transformer toy...And then well we got back to the hotel room...And that's about all I remember until I woke up the next morning and I was hand cuffed to the bed, had that ball gag in my mouth and the happy meal box covering my...Well you know. And you were crying the next morning because you didn't video tape it...And then you left me in the room..I didn't get out until lovely heavy set Hispanic woman came along to clean the room..And even she didn't uncuff me until I gave her an ENCORE of the NIGHT BEFORE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...?
Mason Moore: Ohhh South Dakota huh? I've been there...It's almost like they put somethin in the water or somethin!
Rex Manning: I know right?
Vhodka Marie: Rex are we really fixing to do this? Are you really going to make me do this while we are streaming all over the world?
Rex Manning: Vhodka I know it can be difficult, but I just wasn't in a place where I could commit to you back then. You had just left the wrestling business, and I wasn't done...Living the Rex Manning lifestyle you know how it is...But I'm here now my love!
Vhodka Marie: EwWwW...OK NO! HEre is what actually happened!
Scene then fades to SOME YEARS AGO....IN THE STEAMY SEXY HILLS OF SOUTH DAKOTA... We see Vhodka and Rex in the hotel room clinking their hotel room plastic cups together over a glass of some fine FRANZEIA White ZIn..Well Vhodka actually had some sparkling ginger ale but Rexy didn't know so shhhhhhh. THe scene fades out to them playing UNO, and Candy Land...Then they were using the hotel phone to prank call people. Then it shows the time which the clock read 1:32 a.m. THey then leave the hotel room and stumble over to a McDonalds next door as it was the only thing open. They order their happy meal and of course Rex "FORGOT HIS WALLET".
They get back to the room and devour the happy meal while Rex was holds the McDonalds happy meal toy in his hand and is beyond enamored by it while it was still wrapped in the plastic. Vhodka takes it form him and tears the plastic open and then Rex breaks into tears. Rex then goes into an uncontrollable tantrum that your eyes are finding hard to believe as it unfolds before you. I mean he is torn up about this so VHodka is doing everything and anything she can to calm him down. SHe gives him a hug and he finally stops crying. But his hands begin to wander and before you know it he is kissing her fingers up her arm and then is trying to stick is tounge in her mouth but Vhodka is trying to push his head away with both hands. SHe falls backwards but ends up taking her legs and shoving him off. HE bounces on the left corner of the bed and goes flying into the table and smacks the lampas it snaps in half and falls rigt ontop of Rex. Rex shoots up with a little blood trickling down his head from the broken glass from the lamp shade, but he is wearing a pair of bright orange HANES briefs and he is singing SAY NO MORE and trying to take his shirt off but failing miserably at it.
Vhodka is shaking her head NO NO, as Rex is shaking his head YES YES....He even does the thing where he pretends like he is casting a fishing pole and tries to reel Vhodka in, but she winds up taking a pair of handuffs she was able to get to and handcuffs Rex to the bed post. She then kisses him on the forehead and then runs and jumps to the bed on the otherside of the room. She tries to lay down and go to sleep, but Rex then starts singing Ill Make Love To You by BOYZ II Men so Vhodka gets up goes back into Rex's bag and pulls out a BALL GAG. She then fastens it around his mouth as he starts crying again as Vhodka then walks over to the bathroom takes two pieces of toilet paper and stuffs them in her ears. She blows him a kiss goodnite and goes right to sleep. SHe wakes up the following morning and looks around the room. Rex is passed out with the gag in his mouth and his bright orange tighty....orangies? She then sheds a tear or two as she was hoping to GOD it was some alochol soaked dream she had had...SO she grabs her keys and her stuff and shoots out the door but is sure to put th MAID SERVICE AT once sign on the door as she closes it.
We then fade back into the studio where Taj and Mason are sitting there with their jaws on the ground. Rex is beet red as he recalls the events of that evening and suddenly his entire attitude changes. VHodka senses this and rubs his knee.
Vhodka Marie: Ohh come on Sexy ReXy pants....We will always have SOuth Dakota will we not?
Rex Manning: YEs I suppose that's true!
Taj Escobar: Well isn't that just lovely....Hey you know what else would be lovely...If you picked a friggin briefcase, we are all dying to inow what's inside of them?
Vhodka Marie: Cut the shit Escobar, tell me which one has the mother fuckin blender and or toaster and I'l be on my way!
... What? Was I speaking some kind of language you don't quite understand? I said point me in the direction of the briefcase that has the blender toaster and I'll be off like a prom dress!!!
Taj Escobar: What Ms. Marie I cannot bring myself to comprehend why you have it in your mind that this is going to be some sort of kitchen appliance? I mean I kow your perception of Mr. Stylez is that he aint the sharpest knife in the drawer and heaven knows you aren't alone, but I don't even think he is stupid enough in this day and age to promis three career altering prizes and then have them be kitchen appliances in a match where there are two women...I mean is he the brightest crayon in the box no, but it's not like he's fucking Jerry Watts either!
Vhodka Marie: So what are you tryin to say Taj?
Taj Escobar: Why on fricken Earth would it be a toaster or a blender? I don't quite see how that jump starts your career?
Vhodka Marie: If its a blender I can make killer smoothies before my match! I MEAN HELLLLOOOOOO...And I mean obvious aside...Why wouldn't it be a blender?
Taj Escobar: If you say so! So which one do you want?
Vhodka Marie: Aw hell I don't fricken know, you put me on the spot and now Im nervous, and I hate making decisions! Rexy Britches which one of them cases do I want?
Rex Manning: The first one you most definitely want the first one LOVE...
Vhodka Marie: YEah you think so?
Rex Manning: With all my heart!
Vhodka Marie: OK Taj, I'll take whatever's behind door number 2!!!
Taj Escobar: Umm...Vhodka....Sweetheart...There isn't any doors.
Vhodka Marie: You gotta be fricken kidding me, I knew this was gunna be bullshit! First you wanna tell me there's not got damn blender and now you are telling me you didn't even have the decencey to hide it behind a door? You do me a favor there Mr. ES-KO-BARRR...You tell that blue haired wet rag that if put his creativity inside one of those briefcases then he can go ahead and take that shit back because as was just made painfully obvious that ay have been one of the any tings VIncent Black beat out of him the other night!
Mason Moore: WOAHHHHHHH!!!
Vhodka Marie: You don't understand Mase, I really wanted that fucking blender!
Mason Moore: I hear ya girl, I hear ya!
Suddenly SAY NO MORE BEGINS TO PLAY as a spotlight shines down on the second briefcase as it spins around and the top of it opens to reveal a JOKE card from an old BATMAN set of playing cards It has the clown prince of crime on the front smiling that evil smile and the word WILDKARD written diagonally don it in permanet marker, and on the back the name written on it says BRANDON MOORE. As it becomes clear to everyone what it is we hear a loud pop a Vhodka tands there confused.
Vhodka Marie: SO what I won a junky version of UNO?
Mason Moore: What? NO! What you won is much much better than that!
Taj Escobar: Yes mam as you know one of the things that sets us apart from every other pro wrestling company in the world today is because of the siimple facts the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champions are allowed to choose their own opponents. However as a matter of checks and balances they devised a way to ensure the CHampions were picing the correct opponents so each of them has three WILDKARDS they can play a year. Once the card is thrown the person who throws the card may then select any one or any number of challengers as they wish. As a matter of fac the person who throws the card may choose everything about the match down to the last detail and no one can alter it once the card is thrown.
Mason Moore: Right but as the history books will tell you Brandon Moore left OPW after a falling out with Johnny Stylez and when Roger filled the position he was given three WILDKARDZ of his own. Which meant Brandon Moores still hung in the balance therefore it was decreed that they would be distributed amongst the roster and you now have the second one! Tommy Kain receved the first after swiping it from it's original holder Micheal Vilante after Tommy Kain broke his leg and ended his pro wrestling career.
Vhodka Marie: SO I can like get an Immortal Title shot whenever I want?
Mason Moore: Sweetie you can do whatever you want with it. If you wanted to give the Immortal title shot to me you can...Or yourself..There is only one person who may not grant himself an Immortal title match and that is LA Johnny Stylez!
Vhokda Marie: I mean it's NO FREAKIN BLENDER but I guess it will do! Come on REXY, let's go grab that briefcase and get on down to the minigolf place those 12 holes are CALLING MY NAME!
Mason Moore: Wait did you guys just say minigolf? Like at that place down the street? With the TREX and the Bigfoot thingy?
Vhodka Marie: Yup that's the very one!
Mason Moore: OHHH MAN I WANNA GO!
Vhodka Marie: Yeah I heard you talking about it eariler that's kinda why we decided to go! You uh, you wanna come with?
Mason Moore: FECK YEAH!!!
Vhodka Marie: Alright then let's blow this popsicle stand!
Mason Moore: O-M-G I'm going minigolfing with Vhodka Marie and Rex Manning...#GREATESTDAYEVER!!!
Taj Escobar: Wait you...You can't go anywhere we have two briefcases to give out and we were going to get sushi after this member?
Mason Moore: Yeah...well Taj, I like forgot that I wanted to do this way more than that, so...Gotta go K, luv ya BYEEEEE!!!!
Taj Escobar: WAIT...MASON! MASOOONNNNN!!!!! GOT DAMN I HATE THAT WOMAN!!!
We then watch as Mason Moore and Vhodka Marie and Rex Manning take off leaving Taj Escobar standing there looking like a goof ball. He then shakes his head and looks down and then suddenly he shoots his head up in alarm. He presses his finger to his ear as we can tell he is being tol something through the ear piece. He then looks at the camera and relays the message.
Taj Escobar: Well ladies and gentlemen up next we were supposed to speak with Ariel Shadows as she was the next person to pick her briefase on account of her eliminating OP first but I am being told Ariel Shadows is being held up by KOP and the other memebrs of the CBD as we speak, let's cut to the back real quick!
Scene cuts backstage where we see Ariel Shadows on the ground crawling towards the camera while Chris Gibson who is holding a steel chair and ReDRuM who is holding a baseball bat are standing on the sides of KOP who is in the midle laughing and shaking his head. He removes his sunglasses and then looks at ReDRUm and motions with his head that he wants ReDRuM to pick her up So ReDRuM walks over to Ariel Shadows and slams the butt of the bat into the small of her bac before wrapping the bat around her throat and rolling her over. ReDRuM then yanks Ariel Shadows head up so she an look at KOP while he chokes her with the bat. As soon as Ariel is looking right at KOP, KOP bends down so their faces are close. Ariel simply smiles at KOP rares back and head butts him right in the face. KOP moves oout of the way as Chris Gibson takes the back of the steel chair and rams it into Ariel's gut as she laughs and spits blood out on the ground. RedRuM then jerks her hair back as KOP stands over her and smacks her acros the face.
KOP: Ms. Shadows I want you to know that I do appreciate the fact that our brief stint in working together resulted in such success. But you see I know whats in those briefcases and I can't allow you to take one of them. Because as you can see we just started ourselves a little group and in order to be taken seriously there is one of those briefcases that we simply must have. And since you rolled me up and basically cheated to be able to choose second I simply can't allow that! Well whenever you wake up sweetie make sure you watch the replay because after this the KING OF PAIN is fixing to make OPW HISTORY when I walk in that room around the corner and take that number one briefcase and I become OPW's first ever Xtradition Champion! See ya at SHOWCASE DREAMCATCHER!!!
KoP then pie faces Ariel Shadows as KOP steps out of the way Chris Gibson steps up and slams the chair into Ariel Shadows face as she immediately conks out. KOP then turns back to his stablemates says THANK YOU and daps em up as he straightens out his black sports coat and heads down the hall taking a right. HE then walks into the studio where everyone immediately starts to boo. KOP doesn't take very kindly to the reception as he starts yelling back at them.
Taj Escobar: WELCOME Mr. Andrews...I have to say I am a bit surprised to see you here as Ariel Shadows was due to pick next...
KOP: Yeah well she couldn't be here, apparently she was feelin a lil under the weather you know? So being the consumate perfect teammate that she was utterly INSISTED that I go first! SO like, if it's alright with you Taj then I'm gunna go ahead and step up and take whats coming to me!
Taj Escobar: But Mr. Andrews we know thats not true...Everyone in here knows exactly why you are standing here right now we saw you and the other members of th CBD jump Ariel Shadows behind her back, because you recieved insider information and you know what's in these briefcases!
KOP: OK O fine, ya got me...Yeah that's what happened! Because that's how shit works in this world..ESPECIALLY HERE IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING TAJ! YOU be a man and take what you want! Vhodka I knew was gunna take the WILDKARD and I will be IMMORTAL CHAMPION ONE DAY...But right now my main focus is making sure everyone in the back...ANd you and everyone else watching OPW television knows good and got damn well that not only are you under no circumstance EVER supposed to mess with the CBD, but also that we won't ever hesitate...There aint nothing we won't do when there is something we want! Because we will reach out and take whats ours every single time! We might come from behind, we might come right at ya! EITHER WAY IT WON'T FUCKIN MATTER TAJ! And that is what OPW needs as its first Xtradition CHAMPION! So unless you want your assbeat TOO...I suggest you stand aside and step back while OPW watches HISTORY GET MADE RIGHT HERE BEFORE THEIR VERY EYES! NOW MOVE OUT MY WAY MOTHER FUCKER!
KOP takes the mic and he shoves it in Taj Escobar's chest. And while the spotlight shines on the briefcase as the briefcase slowly opens up KOP doesn't stand there and wait for all the glitz and glam he walks over and just yanks the title belt out of the briefcase and he turns around and holds it high above his head at the cneter of the stage while all the OPW fans are going absolutly nuts while they shower KOP with BOOs. We hear KOP screaming at the fans...YOU AINT GOTTA LIKE IT! YOU AINT GOTTA LIKE IT! KOP is then joined by the other members of the CBD ReDRuM and Chris Gibson who are still holding their weapons from eariler. KOP still holding his title above his head with both hands smile as RedRum and CHris Gibson smile with their weapins slung over their shoulders. A few moments later KOP motions with his head that its time to go and KOP walks out holding the title above his head as REDRUM and Gibson folow him out. On the way out Gibson acts like he is going to hit Taj and Taj like the twat he is flinches and overs up as GIbson walks away shaking his head. Taj comes out of his cowering position and once he is sure that the CBD bullies are gone he looks around and goes to do his wrap up...
Taj Escobar: Well ladies and gentlemen after what we just saw I highly doubt Ariel Shadows is going to limp in and claim her prize but..
Suddenly the fans from their LED screens all let out a pop as Ariel Shadows with dried up blood on her lips and forehead indeed comes limping into the room. She yanks the briefcase off of the third pedastal and then shoves it into Taj's chest forcing him to hold it for her. SHe clicks the latches open and then opens it up herself. INside is a certificate that says GURANTEED #3 SEED. Ariel then smirks as she then yanks the mic from Taj's hand as she shakes her head and then looks into the camera and begins to speak.
Ariel Shadows: I know a lot of you are wondering if I am going to chase after KOP and take the prize he may have or hadn't taken from me. The answer is yes and no, because you see I am actually believe it or not quite content with the PRIZE I hold right here in my hand because this gurantees me the #3 seed in the OPW's 24 person tournament that is set to take place once we are over international waters after Drugs Sex and Rock N RoLL where the winner becomes OPW's first made man...Person what the fuck ever! But KOP you should be the one to make sure you catch the replay my friend because I need you to listen now and listen well! Keep your little TRINKET because we will be facing each other live on SHOWCASE this week because I am going to prove to you and that little band of bitches that you run with what happens when you try and jump on Ariel Shadows...
Because when those two little girls you run with hear the way I jerk our limps and apply the sort of presssure that make you wish you were dead. When they hear you howl and scream after I get you inside of that ring and wretch and jerk on your bones they will know that coming close to Ariel Shadows is ineed hazardous to their health! Because KOP rest assured when SHoWCa$e rolls around I am going to climb in that ring and that little beating you and your girl scout troop just tossed me is gunna seem like a game of candy landy when I am done STRETCHING YOU BOY! But you can keep your little title, because after I mame you at SHOWCASE everytime you climb in the ring with that belt the entire world will know you don't deserve it because YOU DIDN'T EARN IT! You may have some people fooled KOP but not me, and by the end of SHOWCASE the number of people that still hold you in any kind of respectful light will be PUT OUT! So go ahead and call it Taj THE GOT DAMN SHOW IS OVER! SEE YOU MISERABLE SHITS AT SHOWCASE!!!
And with that Ariel Shadows stuffs the mic back into Taj's chest as she walks off as Taj is left sitting thrre looking bewildered. He goes to speak into the mic but it seems as his mic has already been cut off. He then throws it behind him shrugs his shoulders and says...FUCK IT as he walks off the stage fading us back to black or ur regularly scheduled program...SEE YOU PHUX AT SHOWCASE!!!
Mason Moore: Thank you for that warm welcome Taj, and while I may not still have my virginity you are desperately still clinging to yours like it aint nobodies business! But we didn't come here tonight to talk about how you never get laid did we Tajey?
Taj Escobar: No mam we didn't, and I believe I would be remiss if I did not at least point out before we change the subject if you would like to watch Mason get elected as the Mayor of POUNDTOWN you may saunter over to BRAZZERS.com and see for yourself. Kids just don't let your parents catch you, and if you don't have money to pay for it, check out pornhub or something!
Mason Moore: Pshhhh like they need to be told that like at all!
Taj Escobar: I know right, lil bastards it's not fair! If they had any idea how lucky they are or how hard we had to work to see some boobs when we were young. No fuzzy playboy channel or trying to steal one of your Dad's playboys...Nope these kids can get get on their computer type in Texas Hot Plate, and Bam they are watching a grown ass man underneath a glass table watching while a grown woman takes a
Mason Moore: Anyway! Sorry ladies and gentlemen Taj didn't finish his Lucky Charms before we went on air and well....SO anywhoo....Taj why in the hell are we here again?
Taj Escobar; I'm glad you asked Mase...Because in just a few moments we are going to offically reveal what was in the briefcases that the winning six man tag team won during the TRIPLE Jeapordy match that took place at Stairway2Heaven just a few days ago! Vhodka Marie, "THe DreamCatcher" Ariel Shadows, and the leader of the new faction The Chaotic Beat Down "THe King oF PAIN" Ray Andrews came together without prior knwledge of each other and were able to defeat another team of young up coming upstarts here in OPW REDRUM, John Reaper, and "FireStorm" James Ceno!
Mason Moore: Who I am hears rumors are now confirmed and James Ceno has asked for and has been granted his release from OPW! Apparently he prefered to be the small fish in the even smaller puddle, and since he didn't walk in here and be instantly given a CHAMPIONSHIP and was pretty much shunned by all the female talent here in OPW he decided to go apply his trade else where!
Taj Escobar: Yeah well when you come into a new wrestling promotion I'd imagine it is just as difficult when he moves into a new neighborhood going door to door informing everyone that he is a PETTERASS it tends to kind of sour people on the whole you show me yours Ill show you my routine! But hey at least he is still the CWF United States Champion!
Mason Moore: That's right being the CWA North American Champion is definitely a big deal as well as a huge responsibility! And we wish James Ceno the best of luck in all of his future endavors! And don't worry none of us blame you for getting while the getting was good because the guy had talent make no mistake about it, but odds were he had more beatdowns than championship reigns in his immediate futrue here in OPW where we boast one of the most talented rosters in the entire planet! But good luck with your reign as the BWA Interconential Championship LONG MAY YOU REIGN!
Taj Escobar: Mason...It's the CWF!
Mason Moore: What in the fucking fuck is a CWF?
Taj Escobar: The fuck if I know! DId you see that belt? LoL it looked like the WCW United States TItle with some silver ducttape on it where comeone wrote CWF on it~! But hey, we aren't here to judge we are here to take the high road and do the classy thing and wish James Ceno the best as he continues to scratch a living in every small pond he can before they evaporate! Best of luck to ya Firestorm and GODSPEED!
Mason Moore: SO on that note should we go ahead and bring out the woman who was scheduled to face James Ceno at SHoWCa$e 21 this week?
Taj Escobar: Well yes MAM I mean she did win the triple threat match later on in the evening so it only makes sense that we bring her out here first because she gets to pick which one of these briefcases she is going to take home! So WITHOUT FURTHER ADO ladies and gentlemen...She is going to be joined by her long time friend and professional idol and sometimes LIFE COACH...You may remember him from his unforgettable camo in the cult 90's classic EMPIRE RECORDS! Here to introuduce Vhodka Marie singing his hit single SAY NO MORE, ladies and gentlemen OPW PRODLY PRESENTS THE ONE...THE ONLYYYYY REEEEXXXXXXX MANNNNNINNNNGGGG!!!
Suddenly SAY NO MORE MON AMORE by Rex Manning begins to play loudly as the older members of our LED audience are actually marking the fuck out while the younger half of the crowd who have never seen Empire Records...Who are also shocked to find out people used to have to go all the way to a store to buy music. Yet as Vhodka Marie makes her entrance right behind her with some utterly horrible hairplugs, and way way waayyyyy toooo much BOTOX, Rex Manning himself wearing his puffy shirt and purple pants comes out doing that little dance he did at the beginning of the video and right next to him doing the dance along with him is none other than the MaDaM of the MoMENT Vhodka Marie herself. We see the older members of our LED audience almost falling over having a heart attack they are laughing so hard as the two are really getting down like this was the got damn backyard boogie!.
But after a few moments of horsing around the two finally make their way over to the center of the stage where there is a black leather couch and two large black leather chairs where Mason and Taj will be seated. Right behind them are the shilouettes of the three individual stands where the briefcases are being held. Vhodka and Rex shake hands and hug the hosts of the show and eventually take their seats as the sound of thunderous applaus and cheers can be heard, because this aint the WWE we allow the sound from the fans be heard as the fans have broken out into a
SEXY REXY
SEXY REXY
SEXY REXY
Chant that echoes throughout the small studio. Rex stands up and presses his hands together and bows as the fans give one last pop as they sit down and get this show on the road.
Taj Escobar: Well Rex, Vhodka WELCOME to OPW SCENE STEALERZ and well let me just say this right here and everything that took place before you planted your rumps onto this couch definitely helped the show live up to its name because I don't know how the other two members of the winning team from Stairway are going to top that because come on...REX FREAKIN MANNING! WHAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!
Mason Moore: I dunno who is more excited Vhodka, that old lady third row on the right back there or Taj himself...Taj I told you that you shouldn't wear such tight pants especially with all the weirdo boners you be getting....But really your boned out for freakin Sexy ReXy?
Rex Manning: Ohh come on love, you can't tell me you didn't get how you American's say "WET IN THE PANTS" when you heard my song and saw me come frm behind that curtain shaking it like I've still got it...Which I still do obviously!
Vhodka Marie: HAHA Yeah OBVIOUSLY!!!!
Taj Escobar: MASON! For the 35th time...TODAY if we could please stop discussing my boners in public I think OPW would be an overall more enjoyable program to watch!
Mason Moore: Taj Esobar that is not fair! WHy should I have to be the only one who has to suffer?
Taj Escobar: Because your other line of work subjects you to such things? I dunno? But listen that's not important whats important is that before we went live...CO OWNER LA JOHNNY STYLEZ HAS JUST INFORMED ME THAT AS OF TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES AGO today was offically declared REX MANNING DAY IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING...
Rex Manning: Actually Taj, it is going to be more like Rex Manning WEEK! Because not only am I going to grace you all with my pressence here this evening, but I will also be able to DAZZLE an actual real life LIVE AUDIENCE as I will be offically in Vhodka Marie's corner for the rest of the week because baby you heard it here first..REX MANNING IS BRINGING SEXY TO MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE LIVE ON HBO! Have you ever heard of such a brilliant combination and collaboration???
The fans clap and let out a huge pop while some of the younger fans ae lookin at this buster for what he actually is which is a gigantic bag of douche as they shake their heads and roll their eyes as Rex stands up and gives the another shimmey like the one he does at the begining of the Say No More video. Vhodka looks over at Mason whose jaw is on the ground and she is dying laughing as Vhodka then shoots her eyes over at Taj who has his face buried in his que cards. Rex sits back down and Taj is trying so hard no to burt into tears he is laughing so hard...
Taj Escobar: So this is an interesting fact right here Vhodka I sincerely didn't know that you and Rex were friends!
Vhodka Marie: Ohh hell yeah! SAY NO MORE MON AMORE? Like how do you not jam that song? As a matter of fact if I don't hear it like at least three times a week then I feel as useless as Firestorm James Ceno in a Lesbian BAR!
Rex Manning: Yeah did I just hear you say that bloke quit Taj?
Taj Escobar: Yes Mr. Manning that is the news as it was told to me!
Rex Manning: That's my girl Vhodka in her element right there still breakin hearts I see!
Mason Moore: Well Sexy Rexy has Vhodz ever broken your heart baby?
Rex/Vhodka: NO/YES!!!!
Rex Maning: Vhodka Marie how dare you lie on me in front of all these people on the magic screens out there in the audience?
Vhodka Marie: LIE? No SIR Mr. SEXY REXy I have broken your heart at least twice!
Rex Manning: BOLLOCKS! ABSOLUTE RUBBISH! As a matter of fact if anything it was I who originally broke your heart if memory serves!
Vhodka Marie: HAHAHA, T REXY NO WAY! Taj what was in those brownies backstage...Or shit do I even have to ask?
Mason Moore: Catered by Johnny Stylez himself!
Vhodka Marie: I should have known fuckin asshole!
Taj Escobar: NO NO WAIT JUST A DARN SECOND...I wanna hear the story about how Rex Manning broke the heart of Vhodka Marie!
Mason Moore: Or how Vhodka broke his?
Rex Manning: Wait what? I thought we had already established that didn't happen?
Vhodka Marie: NO WE DID NOT! OK what about the time I poked that hole in that ketchup bottle and when you squeezed the bottle it shot all over your brand new puffy shirt that was like at least three times puffier than the one you have on now? You didn't speak to me for a year and a half after that!
Rex Manning: IT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT!!!
Vhodka Marie: Rex...Sweetie, how can you tell the difference? You have a closet full of different colored pants, shoes, socks, underwear, and then honest to Athena almost two racks worth of white puffy shirts!
Rex Manning: Because that was the one I wore when Sisquo and I recorded the remix to the THONG SONG!
Mason Moore: WAIT THERE'S A REMIX TO THE THONG SONG!
Vhodka Marie: Mason baby...Trust me there is a reason you never heard it!
Taj Escobar: It's bad?
Vhodka Marie: NO! It's actually MUCH...MUCH WORSE THAN THAT!!!
Rex Manning: Ohh back off me minerals for a second there LOVE...Sure it takes some getting used to but it really grows on you after the 9th or 12th time!
Vhodka shakes her head while Rex is looking and the moment he turns away from her she looks at Mason and shaes her head and we see her mouth the words NO IT'S FUCKING AWWWFFFUULLLLL.
Mason Moore: OK well are you guys gunna tell us the story about how you broke Vhodka's heart Rex?
Vhodka Marie: Yeah, as a matter of fact I wanna hear that story too! VERY MUCH!
Rex Manning: Ohh come on LOVE, it is not cool for you to act this way. There was that night in South Dakota remember? The wine was flowing from the BOX like it wasn't anyone's business! We split a chicken nugget happy meal from McDonalds and I let you keep the toy even though it was a really cool Transformer toy...And then well we got back to the hotel room...And that's about all I remember until I woke up the next morning and I was hand cuffed to the bed, had that ball gag in my mouth and the happy meal box covering my...Well you know. And you were crying the next morning because you didn't video tape it...And then you left me in the room..I didn't get out until lovely heavy set Hispanic woman came along to clean the room..And even she didn't uncuff me until I gave her an ENCORE of the NIGHT BEFORE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...?
Mason Moore: Ohhh South Dakota huh? I've been there...It's almost like they put somethin in the water or somethin!
Rex Manning: I know right?
Vhodka Marie: Rex are we really fixing to do this? Are you really going to make me do this while we are streaming all over the world?
Rex Manning: Vhodka I know it can be difficult, but I just wasn't in a place where I could commit to you back then. You had just left the wrestling business, and I wasn't done...Living the Rex Manning lifestyle you know how it is...But I'm here now my love!
Vhodka Marie: EwWwW...OK NO! HEre is what actually happened!
Scene then fades to SOME YEARS AGO....IN THE STEAMY SEXY HILLS OF SOUTH DAKOTA... We see Vhodka and Rex in the hotel room clinking their hotel room plastic cups together over a glass of some fine FRANZEIA White ZIn..Well Vhodka actually had some sparkling ginger ale but Rexy didn't know so shhhhhhh. THe scene fades out to them playing UNO, and Candy Land...Then they were using the hotel phone to prank call people. Then it shows the time which the clock read 1:32 a.m. THey then leave the hotel room and stumble over to a McDonalds next door as it was the only thing open. They order their happy meal and of course Rex "FORGOT HIS WALLET".
They get back to the room and devour the happy meal while Rex was holds the McDonalds happy meal toy in his hand and is beyond enamored by it while it was still wrapped in the plastic. Vhodka takes it form him and tears the plastic open and then Rex breaks into tears. Rex then goes into an uncontrollable tantrum that your eyes are finding hard to believe as it unfolds before you. I mean he is torn up about this so VHodka is doing everything and anything she can to calm him down. SHe gives him a hug and he finally stops crying. But his hands begin to wander and before you know it he is kissing her fingers up her arm and then is trying to stick is tounge in her mouth but Vhodka is trying to push his head away with both hands. SHe falls backwards but ends up taking her legs and shoving him off. HE bounces on the left corner of the bed and goes flying into the table and smacks the lampas it snaps in half and falls rigt ontop of Rex. Rex shoots up with a little blood trickling down his head from the broken glass from the lamp shade, but he is wearing a pair of bright orange HANES briefs and he is singing SAY NO MORE and trying to take his shirt off but failing miserably at it.
Vhodka is shaking her head NO NO, as Rex is shaking his head YES YES....He even does the thing where he pretends like he is casting a fishing pole and tries to reel Vhodka in, but she winds up taking a pair of handuffs she was able to get to and handcuffs Rex to the bed post. She then kisses him on the forehead and then runs and jumps to the bed on the otherside of the room. She tries to lay down and go to sleep, but Rex then starts singing Ill Make Love To You by BOYZ II Men so Vhodka gets up goes back into Rex's bag and pulls out a BALL GAG. She then fastens it around his mouth as he starts crying again as Vhodka then walks over to the bathroom takes two pieces of toilet paper and stuffs them in her ears. She blows him a kiss goodnite and goes right to sleep. SHe wakes up the following morning and looks around the room. Rex is passed out with the gag in his mouth and his bright orange tighty....orangies? She then sheds a tear or two as she was hoping to GOD it was some alochol soaked dream she had had...SO she grabs her keys and her stuff and shoots out the door but is sure to put th MAID SERVICE AT once sign on the door as she closes it.
We then fade back into the studio where Taj and Mason are sitting there with their jaws on the ground. Rex is beet red as he recalls the events of that evening and suddenly his entire attitude changes. VHodka senses this and rubs his knee.
Vhodka Marie: Ohh come on Sexy ReXy pants....We will always have SOuth Dakota will we not?
Rex Manning: YEs I suppose that's true!
Taj Escobar: Well isn't that just lovely....Hey you know what else would be lovely...If you picked a friggin briefcase, we are all dying to inow what's inside of them?
Vhodka Marie: Cut the shit Escobar, tell me which one has the mother fuckin blender and or toaster and I'l be on my way!
... What? Was I speaking some kind of language you don't quite understand? I said point me in the direction of the briefcase that has the blender toaster and I'll be off like a prom dress!!!
Taj Escobar: What Ms. Marie I cannot bring myself to comprehend why you have it in your mind that this is going to be some sort of kitchen appliance? I mean I kow your perception of Mr. Stylez is that he aint the sharpest knife in the drawer and heaven knows you aren't alone, but I don't even think he is stupid enough in this day and age to promis three career altering prizes and then have them be kitchen appliances in a match where there are two women...I mean is he the brightest crayon in the box no, but it's not like he's fucking Jerry Watts either!
Vhodka Marie: So what are you tryin to say Taj?
Taj Escobar: Why on fricken Earth would it be a toaster or a blender? I don't quite see how that jump starts your career?
Vhodka Marie: If its a blender I can make killer smoothies before my match! I MEAN HELLLLOOOOOO...And I mean obvious aside...Why wouldn't it be a blender?
Taj Escobar: If you say so! So which one do you want?
Vhodka Marie: Aw hell I don't fricken know, you put me on the spot and now Im nervous, and I hate making decisions! Rexy Britches which one of them cases do I want?
Rex Manning: The first one you most definitely want the first one LOVE...
Vhodka Marie: YEah you think so?
Rex Manning: With all my heart!
Vhodka Marie: OK Taj, I'll take whatever's behind door number 2!!!
Taj Escobar: Umm...Vhodka....Sweetheart...There isn't any doors.
Vhodka Marie: You gotta be fricken kidding me, I knew this was gunna be bullshit! First you wanna tell me there's not got damn blender and now you are telling me you didn't even have the decencey to hide it behind a door? You do me a favor there Mr. ES-KO-BARRR...You tell that blue haired wet rag that if put his creativity inside one of those briefcases then he can go ahead and take that shit back because as was just made painfully obvious that ay have been one of the any tings VIncent Black beat out of him the other night!
Mason Moore: WOAHHHHHHH!!!
Vhodka Marie: You don't understand Mase, I really wanted that fucking blender!
Mason Moore: I hear ya girl, I hear ya!
Suddenly SAY NO MORE BEGINS TO PLAY as a spotlight shines down on the second briefcase as it spins around and the top of it opens to reveal a JOKE card from an old BATMAN set of playing cards It has the clown prince of crime on the front smiling that evil smile and the word WILDKARD written diagonally don it in permanet marker, and on the back the name written on it says BRANDON MOORE. As it becomes clear to everyone what it is we hear a loud pop a Vhodka tands there confused.
Vhodka Marie: SO what I won a junky version of UNO?
Mason Moore: What? NO! What you won is much much better than that!
Taj Escobar: Yes mam as you know one of the things that sets us apart from every other pro wrestling company in the world today is because of the siimple facts the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champions are allowed to choose their own opponents. However as a matter of checks and balances they devised a way to ensure the CHampions were picing the correct opponents so each of them has three WILDKARDS they can play a year. Once the card is thrown the person who throws the card may then select any one or any number of challengers as they wish. As a matter of fac the person who throws the card may choose everything about the match down to the last detail and no one can alter it once the card is thrown.
Mason Moore: Right but as the history books will tell you Brandon Moore left OPW after a falling out with Johnny Stylez and when Roger filled the position he was given three WILDKARDZ of his own. Which meant Brandon Moores still hung in the balance therefore it was decreed that they would be distributed amongst the roster and you now have the second one! Tommy Kain receved the first after swiping it from it's original holder Micheal Vilante after Tommy Kain broke his leg and ended his pro wrestling career.
Vhodka Marie: SO I can like get an Immortal Title shot whenever I want?
Mason Moore: Sweetie you can do whatever you want with it. If you wanted to give the Immortal title shot to me you can...Or yourself..There is only one person who may not grant himself an Immortal title match and that is LA Johnny Stylez!
Vhokda Marie: I mean it's NO FREAKIN BLENDER but I guess it will do! Come on REXY, let's go grab that briefcase and get on down to the minigolf place those 12 holes are CALLING MY NAME!
Mason Moore: Wait did you guys just say minigolf? Like at that place down the street? With the TREX and the Bigfoot thingy?
Vhodka Marie: Yup that's the very one!
Mason Moore: OHHH MAN I WANNA GO!
Vhodka Marie: Yeah I heard you talking about it eariler that's kinda why we decided to go! You uh, you wanna come with?
Mason Moore: FECK YEAH!!!
Vhodka Marie: Alright then let's blow this popsicle stand!
Mason Moore: O-M-G I'm going minigolfing with Vhodka Marie and Rex Manning...#GREATESTDAYEVER!!!
Taj Escobar: Wait you...You can't go anywhere we have two briefcases to give out and we were going to get sushi after this member?
Mason Moore: Yeah...well Taj, I like forgot that I wanted to do this way more than that, so...Gotta go K, luv ya BYEEEEE!!!!
Taj Escobar: WAIT...MASON! MASOOONNNNN!!!!! GOT DAMN I HATE THAT WOMAN!!!
We then watch as Mason Moore and Vhodka Marie and Rex Manning take off leaving Taj Escobar standing there looking like a goof ball. He then shakes his head and looks down and then suddenly he shoots his head up in alarm. He presses his finger to his ear as we can tell he is being tol something through the ear piece. He then looks at the camera and relays the message.
Taj Escobar: Well ladies and gentlemen up next we were supposed to speak with Ariel Shadows as she was the next person to pick her briefase on account of her eliminating OP first but I am being told Ariel Shadows is being held up by KOP and the other memebrs of the CBD as we speak, let's cut to the back real quick!
Scene cuts backstage where we see Ariel Shadows on the ground crawling towards the camera while Chris Gibson who is holding a steel chair and ReDRuM who is holding a baseball bat are standing on the sides of KOP who is in the midle laughing and shaking his head. He removes his sunglasses and then looks at ReDRUm and motions with his head that he wants ReDRuM to pick her up So ReDRuM walks over to Ariel Shadows and slams the butt of the bat into the small of her bac before wrapping the bat around her throat and rolling her over. ReDRuM then yanks Ariel Shadows head up so she an look at KOP while he chokes her with the bat. As soon as Ariel is looking right at KOP, KOP bends down so their faces are close. Ariel simply smiles at KOP rares back and head butts him right in the face. KOP moves oout of the way as Chris Gibson takes the back of the steel chair and rams it into Ariel's gut as she laughs and spits blood out on the ground. RedRuM then jerks her hair back as KOP stands over her and smacks her acros the face.
KOP: Ms. Shadows I want you to know that I do appreciate the fact that our brief stint in working together resulted in such success. But you see I know whats in those briefcases and I can't allow you to take one of them. Because as you can see we just started ourselves a little group and in order to be taken seriously there is one of those briefcases that we simply must have. And since you rolled me up and basically cheated to be able to choose second I simply can't allow that! Well whenever you wake up sweetie make sure you watch the replay because after this the KING OF PAIN is fixing to make OPW HISTORY when I walk in that room around the corner and take that number one briefcase and I become OPW's first ever Xtradition Champion! See ya at SHOWCASE DREAMCATCHER!!!
KoP then pie faces Ariel Shadows as KOP steps out of the way Chris Gibson steps up and slams the chair into Ariel Shadows face as she immediately conks out. KOP then turns back to his stablemates says THANK YOU and daps em up as he straightens out his black sports coat and heads down the hall taking a right. HE then walks into the studio where everyone immediately starts to boo. KOP doesn't take very kindly to the reception as he starts yelling back at them.
Taj Escobar: WELCOME Mr. Andrews...I have to say I am a bit surprised to see you here as Ariel Shadows was due to pick next...
KOP: Yeah well she couldn't be here, apparently she was feelin a lil under the weather you know? So being the consumate perfect teammate that she was utterly INSISTED that I go first! SO like, if it's alright with you Taj then I'm gunna go ahead and step up and take whats coming to me!
Taj Escobar: But Mr. Andrews we know thats not true...Everyone in here knows exactly why you are standing here right now we saw you and the other members of th CBD jump Ariel Shadows behind her back, because you recieved insider information and you know what's in these briefcases!
KOP: OK O fine, ya got me...Yeah that's what happened! Because that's how shit works in this world..ESPECIALLY HERE IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING TAJ! YOU be a man and take what you want! Vhodka I knew was gunna take the WILDKARD and I will be IMMORTAL CHAMPION ONE DAY...But right now my main focus is making sure everyone in the back...ANd you and everyone else watching OPW television knows good and got damn well that not only are you under no circumstance EVER supposed to mess with the CBD, but also that we won't ever hesitate...There aint nothing we won't do when there is something we want! Because we will reach out and take whats ours every single time! We might come from behind, we might come right at ya! EITHER WAY IT WON'T FUCKIN MATTER TAJ! And that is what OPW needs as its first Xtradition CHAMPION! So unless you want your assbeat TOO...I suggest you stand aside and step back while OPW watches HISTORY GET MADE RIGHT HERE BEFORE THEIR VERY EYES! NOW MOVE OUT MY WAY MOTHER FUCKER!
KOP takes the mic and he shoves it in Taj Escobar's chest. And while the spotlight shines on the briefcase as the briefcase slowly opens up KOP doesn't stand there and wait for all the glitz and glam he walks over and just yanks the title belt out of the briefcase and he turns around and holds it high above his head at the cneter of the stage while all the OPW fans are going absolutly nuts while they shower KOP with BOOs. We hear KOP screaming at the fans...YOU AINT GOTTA LIKE IT! YOU AINT GOTTA LIKE IT! KOP is then joined by the other members of the CBD ReDRuM and Chris Gibson who are still holding their weapons from eariler. KOP still holding his title above his head with both hands smile as RedRum and CHris Gibson smile with their weapins slung over their shoulders. A few moments later KOP motions with his head that its time to go and KOP walks out holding the title above his head as REDRUM and Gibson folow him out. On the way out Gibson acts like he is going to hit Taj and Taj like the twat he is flinches and overs up as GIbson walks away shaking his head. Taj comes out of his cowering position and once he is sure that the CBD bullies are gone he looks around and goes to do his wrap up...
Taj Escobar: Well ladies and gentlemen after what we just saw I highly doubt Ariel Shadows is going to limp in and claim her prize but..
Suddenly the fans from their LED screens all let out a pop as Ariel Shadows with dried up blood on her lips and forehead indeed comes limping into the room. She yanks the briefcase off of the third pedastal and then shoves it into Taj's chest forcing him to hold it for her. SHe clicks the latches open and then opens it up herself. INside is a certificate that says GURANTEED #3 SEED. Ariel then smirks as she then yanks the mic from Taj's hand as she shakes her head and then looks into the camera and begins to speak.
Ariel Shadows: I know a lot of you are wondering if I am going to chase after KOP and take the prize he may have or hadn't taken from me. The answer is yes and no, because you see I am actually believe it or not quite content with the PRIZE I hold right here in my hand because this gurantees me the #3 seed in the OPW's 24 person tournament that is set to take place once we are over international waters after Drugs Sex and Rock N RoLL where the winner becomes OPW's first made man...Person what the fuck ever! But KOP you should be the one to make sure you catch the replay my friend because I need you to listen now and listen well! Keep your little TRINKET because we will be facing each other live on SHOWCASE this week because I am going to prove to you and that little band of bitches that you run with what happens when you try and jump on Ariel Shadows...
Because when those two little girls you run with hear the way I jerk our limps and apply the sort of presssure that make you wish you were dead. When they hear you howl and scream after I get you inside of that ring and wretch and jerk on your bones they will know that coming close to Ariel Shadows is ineed hazardous to their health! Because KOP rest assured when SHoWCa$e rolls around I am going to climb in that ring and that little beating you and your girl scout troop just tossed me is gunna seem like a game of candy landy when I am done STRETCHING YOU BOY! But you can keep your little title, because after I mame you at SHOWCASE everytime you climb in the ring with that belt the entire world will know you don't deserve it because YOU DIDN'T EARN IT! You may have some people fooled KOP but not me, and by the end of SHOWCASE the number of people that still hold you in any kind of respectful light will be PUT OUT! So go ahead and call it Taj THE GOT DAMN SHOW IS OVER! SEE YOU MISERABLE SHITS AT SHOWCASE!!!
And with that Ariel Shadows stuffs the mic back into Taj's chest as she walks off as Taj is left sitting thrre looking bewildered. He goes to speak into the mic but it seems as his mic has already been cut off. He then throws it behind him shrugs his shoulders and says...FUCK IT as he walks off the stage fading us back to black or ur regularly scheduled program...SEE YOU PHUX AT SHOWCASE!!!