Post by Staff Guy on Nov 3, 2020 5:41:34 GMT -5
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"Legendary" by Skillet plays as the screen goes from black to fuzzy to an empty Outlaw Pro Wrestling ring. Then as the song speeds up so do the people whom are there putting the ring together and setting the up the stage area bringing Monday Night Showcase to life. WHen the song gets to the first major guitar rhiff we cut to some highlighted OPW Action that we have seen on ShowCa$e and OPW programs...
H.B.O.
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!! MONDAY NIGHT $howCa$e !!!
HaLLoWe3n SPeCiAL
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!! MONDAY NIGHT $howCa$e !!!
HaLLoWe3n SPeCiAL
We see a shot of Xavier Wolf Standing In The Middle Of The Ring Holding Up The OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AT STAIRWAY2HEAVEN
We See Damon "Havok" Riggs Standing In The Entrance Ramp LOOKING AT ALL THE FANS GOIN BAT SHIT CRAZ
We See Xavier Wolf Smash His Brother Vincent in The Head With The Business End of Johnny's SHovel
We see Tommy Kain Destroying Jesse Styles With A Steel Chair
We See LA Johnny Stylez DRILL BRANDON MOORE WITH THE INSULT-2-INJURY!!!
We see Jason Ryan Hit His Finisher On Apathy
AdrennaLynn Hit Her Finisher on Blake Anderson
We See Apathy Throw Jaxon Riley Off Of Eoin O'Rourke
We see Shots Of Blair Buchannan-Stylez, Apathy, Allison Riggs-Preston,Vhodka Marie, Miss Michelle, Necra Octavian Kane, Ophelia Pain and Sahara Posing During Their Respective Ring Entrances.
We see Jayson Violence and Scotty Adams Trading Blows.
We See THE CROWD GO WILD THE FIRST TIME THEY SAW VHODKA MARIE WALK DOWN INTO THE ARENA
We See Christian Rivers Kicking Eddie Havok In The Face While Insurgence Holds Him Down.
We See Eoin O'Rourke Nail Eddie Havok In The Face With A Pump Kick
We See The Enforcer Drill Christian Rivers w A Standing Spinebuster
We See Miss Michelle Rip Her Mardi Gras Mask Off During Her Debu
We See Dark Tiger Drill Aleister Davison With The Tower Of London
We See Stephen Stratford Ram His Barbwire Bat INto The Throat of Damon Riggs
We See Jason Riggs and Allison Riggs Preston Standing On Opposite Ends of The ENTRANCE RAMP POINTING UP AT THE FANS
We See Blair Buchannan-Sylez Drill Al Envy Face First Into The Canvas With The "PHOTO-OP" (LETHAL INJECTION)
We See Le'Andra Fury Deck Allison Riggs Preston With A Discuss Lariat
We See Necra Octavian Kane Drill Jason Ryan With Her My Fair Lady Spinning UNprettier
We See Roger Wright Drop Johnny With The Wright Stuff
...Once
...TwiCe
...AND THEN A THIRD TIME
Only To Immediatley Switch To Johnny Jumping On Roger ANd Pounding Him
And Then A Shot At Johnny Drilling Roger With The Insult-2-Injury During Tag Wars.
Then As The Song Winds Down We Go Through A Quick Cycle As Each Championship Title Plate Flashes On Screen
First Prestige- The Enforcer Standing on the Top Turnbuckle Holding The OPW Prestige Title High IN the Air
We See KOP Take The OPW Xtradition CHampionship Out Of The Briefcase After Laying Out Ariel Shadows
THE XKoRe WE SEE Tommy Kain Getting His Hand Raised by Kal X Wolf
OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES- WE SEE The Franchise Players Hug After Being Handed The OPW Immortal World Tag Team Titles
OPW SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, BLAIR HOLDING UP HER BRAND NEW CUSTOM GUCCI OPW SOUTHERN CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
AND FINALLY THE OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WHICH THEN SWITCHES TO THE MOMENT SARAH WOLF GAVE HER BROTHER XAVIER WOLF THE OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AND THEN RAISING HIS HAND IN THE AIR
After that there is an
!!!!!!eXPLo$ioN!!!!!
And We Cut Live to inside the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada IT IS At Capacity! The fans are going absolutley nuts as just as is the custom at all OPW Shows fans from the front fucking row all the way to the nosebleed brought their signs with them this evening supporting their favorite OPW COmpetitor or just to catch a laugh to get themselves on television for a moment. As the music continues to play we quickly cut around the arena and focus on a few of the best signs in the arena...
First One Says;
First One Says;
#OPWOWNZPROWRESTLING!!!
HEY AW FANS...BOTH OF YOU!!!
#NOMOREFRIENDZONE JAYSON VIOLENCE RULZ
SAN DEIGO HATES PAUL MONTOURI
ENFORCER SOLD OUT!!!
CBD S-U-C-K-S
MASON MOORE PORN THAN PROWRESTLING PLEASE!!!
THE OFFICAL WRAP IT UP ALREADY JOHNNY SIGN
I DROVE FROM PHOENIX TO SEE SAHARA
OPW NEEDZ THE CuRe
GoD SAVE THE QUEEN! #WELOVEBLAIR
THE PHREEQ IS BACK SUCK IT SYNDICATE!!!
FOR VHODKA MARIE EVERYDAY IS REX MANNING DAY!!!
THE OLD MAN'S GUNNA KILL YOU #WELCOMEBACKDAMONF'NRIGGS
OPW HAS TOO MANY VIKINGS!!!
Kal X Wolf> Kyzer SOZAY
REHIRE JAMES CENO...HAHAHA J/K!!!
Before we cut away to the broadcast team the camera finds at the top nosebleed section on the right side of the arena right above the entry way it says with a large draped cloth hanging over the bannister it says
~$~ THE COOL RIFLE SECTION ~$~
The screen then cuts away as we hear the voices of the Outlaw Pro Wrestling Broadcast team as we cut to them ringside where they are sitting at their broadcast desk. Taj Escobar looking rather dapper in his black suit with red tie and freshly shaven bald head after loosing a bet to VooDoo at Stairway2Heaven, right next to him in the middle is Mason Moore who is wearing a pair of super short blue jean daisy duke shorts, and HIGHWAY 2 HELL wifebeater, and a pair of chucks with black socks with white stripes at the top pulled all the way up to her knees. She is chewing gum and she no longer has her OPW BRAZZERS PORN-N-PROWRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP BELT slung over her shoulder. The song slowly fades out as the camera centers around the announcers who take their seats and this show is offically on the muddah phucking ROAD.
The screen then cuts away as we hear the voices of the Outlaw Pro Wrestling Broadcast team as we cut to them ringside where they are sitting at their broadcast desk. Taj Escobar looking rather dapper in his black suit with red tie and freshly shaven bald head after loosing a bet to VooDoo at Stairway2Heaven, right next to him in the middle is Mason Moore who is wearing a pair of super short blue jean daisy duke shorts, and HIGHWAY 2 HELL wifebeater, and a pair of chucks with black socks with white stripes at the top pulled all the way up to her knees. She is chewing gum and she no longer has her OPW BRAZZERS PORN-N-PROWRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP BELT slung over her shoulder. The song slowly fades out as the camera centers around the announcers who take their seats and this show is offically on the muddah phucking ROAD.
BooM BooM BooM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM
AND THEN ONE FINAL
AND THEN ONE FINAL
!!!!!!!B.L.A.S.T.!!!!!!!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another editon of the single greatest pro wrestling program in the country, this of course is MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCA$e and boy does it feel great to be here!
[ Mason Moore ]: You can sure as shit say that again Tajey MY DUDE! I got this feeling in my left tit that this episode of Monday Night ShowCa$e is going to be one for the history books! Because wrestling fans if you have been following along at home lately then you know tonight one of the biggest questions in all of OPW finally gets answered! Tonight we find out who in the hell THE PRODUCER IS!
[ VooDoo ]: That I personally can't wait for! Of course we all have our speculations and what have yous, but tonight all the speculation comes to a screeching hault, and let me tell you mother fuckers watching at home this real quick! Tonight speculation is the only thing that ends...The moment that mask comes off something else begins in OPW! What that is exactly no one not even The Producer himself can say for certain, but I can feel it in my bones and both of my boobs that the moment that mask comes off Outlaw Pro Wrestling CHANGES FOR EVER! So ladies and gentlemen might as well just go ahead and see what you can do about getting both of your butt cheeks as comfortable as you can on the edge of your seat because that is just the tip of the proverbail perfect penis...I mean ICE BERG! I really meant to say ICE BERG!
[ Mason Moore ]: Uh-oh Taj sounds like someone needs some VITAMIN D!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Yeah what do I look like to you a pharmacist?
[ Mason Moore ]: Actually yeah kinda!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Mason damnit to hell! No one wants to talk about that shit! What they wanna talk about is right here tonight our OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion Xavier Wolf looks to continue his work as establishing himself as the single greatest pro wrestler in the world today, as well as one of the most powerful! Drugs SeX and RoCK n RoLL is only a few short weeks away and Xavier has yet to name his challenger! However for the very first time since winning OPW's top prize at Stairway2HeaVeN match right here tonight live on Monday Night SHOWCA$e Xavier Wolf will indeed fact defend his OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title against the OPW XKoRe CHAMPIOn the COOL RIFLE TOMMY F'N KAIN!!!
[ Mason Moore ]: Jesus when you say it like that I turn into a friggin slip in slide over here! I mean if that aint the sexiest Immortal TItle Main Event we have ever had here on ShowCa$e I don't know what the hell is! Tommy Kain has been on one hell of a roll lately as far as winning his matches is concerned! However his antics that endure him to the crowd and fun loving personality has perhaps sent the wrong message to quite a few looking to build a name for themselves here in OPW as it seems almost every week someone new is coming out of the shadows to attack the OPW XKORE Champion from behind! The latest of which is none other than former CO-OWNER the recently resigned Brandon Moore who also makes his in ring debut here tonight against member of THE CuRe Ryan ELIAS!!!
[ VooDoo ]: Yeah but getting back to the Cool Rifle for a second. What you said about the extra caricular things taking place after his matches, imagine the message that would send through the OPW locker room...Hell every got damn locker room in the world if Tommy Kain manages to leave Las Vegas as the OPW Immortal XKoRe CHAMPION! The first double champion in OPW HISTORY!
[ Taj Escobar ]: I am surprised to hear you say that Mrs. VooDoo...I mean you do remember who presently holds the OPW Immortal Championship don't you? Anytime either me or Mason even look like we are thinking about suggesting someone has an outside snowballs chance in hell at defeating either of the Wolf Brothers and you blow up in our faces quicker than Wyle E. Coyote's latest Roadrunner Death Trap...well BLOWS UP IN HIS FACE!
[ VooDoo ]: I suggested no such thing! I said think of the message it would send if Tommy was able to accomplish such a feat! Which its about time Tommy Kain starts getting his due and proper around here! He has been bustin ass with us since the first got damn show and has been a strong and consistent champion for the better part of the last six months! If Tommy Kain is to be seen for the talent that he is and always has been then I believe it starts right here with us at the announce booth!
[ Mason Moore ]: For the first time since the Championship was created The OPW Prestige Title will not be on the line here this evening, instead we wil be joined by The Enforcer a little later on the program so that he can address the current state of the OPW Prestige Division as well as provide some special insight and reflection on some of the greatest moments in the brief yet rich history of our company OPW as we march toward the very first PPV brought to you by our pals in the SyNDiCaTE as they prepare to put on their very first PPV in just a few short weeks!
[ VooDoo ]: So since there will be no Prestige title match obviously as always we would never short change our fans in the Championship department of our shows as the OPW Immortal Title isn't the only title on the line here this evening! Also up for grabs for the very first time Ray Andrews the King oF PAIN will put his newly won OPW Xtradition Championship on the line against SyNDiCaTe member CHRISTIAN RIVERS!
[ Taj Escobar ]: LA Johnny Stylez has been "mentoring" Christian Rivers lately and well last week on the orders of The DoN oF Di$Re$PECT himself LA Johnny Stylez, Christian Rivers brutally attacked the man we all thought to be his tag team partner and stablemate Adrian Black! But that was no longer the case as Christian Rivers savegly attacked the man and literally beat him within an inch of his life right here on national television! Something has changed inside of Christian Rivers and I really don't think it was for the better! Will this new mental state be enough to once again lead him to the OPW history books as well as fufill what I'm sure is Johnny's selfish desire to have The SyNDiCaTe enter and leave DRuG$ SeX & RoCK n RoLL with every scrap of OPW Championship GOLD? Or will Ray Andrews prove to Rivers the same thing he proved to Ariel Shadows when he jumped her form behind and took the Xtradition Championship as his prize, which is nothing and no one will come between him and making sure everyone here in OPW knows you don't phuck with him or the CBD!
[ Mason Moore ]: And then of course...If there was ever a match that could main event the biggest wrestling show of all time! For the OPW Southern Heavyweight Championship tonight Blair Buchanan-Stylez faces her toughest challenge to date! Tonight it's the Mansion vs the Trailer Park! The LIMO vs The Station Wagon, THe VIP vs The NOSEBLEED SECTION...as the newly crowned QUEEN OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING and longest reigning CHAMPION in the history of our company Blair Buchannan-Stylez defends the OPW Southern Heavyweight Title against recently returned Vhodka Marie in the first ever MUSIKAL MAYHEM MATCH! I don't know what in the phuck that means...But I do knowif you miss it you'll be PHUCKIN SORRY! Like Sorrier than James Ceno everytime he moves into a new neighborhood sorry!
[ Taj Escobar ]: DAMN! That's FUCKED UP MASE!
[ VooDoo ]: Yes mainly because it's mostly true! Also this evening Miss Michelle keeps her return to the ring tour going as she faces SyNDiCaTe member Le'Andra Fury one on one! As well as Apathy going up against the man who shocked the world showig up during the main event segment last week and informing Xavier Wolf and Stephen Stratford that he had arrived in Outlaw Pro Wrestling and had designs on one day winning the OPW Immortal Championship! Tonight APATHy goes one on one with recently signed IMPACT SUPERSTAR Bruce McLeod! And then there is the match everyone is talking about! Because circle back to our Main Event this Evening because OPW Immortal Champion Xavier Wolf's selection of his first challenger on PPV has a wide variety of implications on the huge SIX MAN WAR match later this evenig that puts a lot and we do mean a lot of BADDDD BLOOOOD right in the spotlight as The Riggs LEgacy....Damon Allison and Jason take on Paul Montouri, Chase Aiga, and bitter rival and perhaps soon to be #1 contender to the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Championship Stephen Stratford! And with the Producer promising to unmask here this evening...And well the collection of letters and clues as to who is responsible on this shadows WAR with Damon Riggs and his loved ones looming as if this situation needed anymore drama!
[ Taj Escobar ]: OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION has thrown an utterly IMPOSSIBLE choice...Albeit ultimatium at the feet of the man whom he literally ripped the OPW Immortal Title belt away moments before they both smacked the ground at STAIRWAY! And incase you missed it...Xavier Wolf offered Stephen Stratford what to him was a very simple choice! Either A. Do what he came here to do and settle his account with Damon Riggs once and for all...And walk away from this business knowing he gave any and everything back Damon ever gave him PLUS INTEREST! Or.....OR....B. Accept what Xavier has made clear he feels no other man in this COMPANY DESERRVES more than him which is the first PPV opportunity at the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight CHAMPIONSHIP...But he must choose one and loose the other!
[ Mason Moore ]: Now naturally as I'm sure we all have ourselves in a somewhat similar situation have tried to see or find a way for us to have our cake and eat it too...But when your baker is Xavier Wolf and he holds all the cards...You shouldn't even bother trying to gather any ingredients because you'll never figure out the recipe which is ultimately for DISASTER! Because Xavier Wolf is trying to do something honorable and do right by a man he knows he must evfentually defeat one on one before anyone looks at him as the clear UNDISPUTED CHAMPION of OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING...But also wants to make sure everyone...Including General EGO himself the recently returned Damon Riggs...Just who runs the show around here! SO like we said ladies and gentlemen we have a FUCKIN HUUUUGGGEEEEEE NIGHT lined up for you here tonight! What the hell is Stephen Stratford going to choose?
[ VooDoo ]: What in the hell does Damon have to say or think about any of this? And will X even make it past Tommy Kain? Ladies and gentlemen...We just gave you more than a handful of reasons why OPW MoNDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE is the unchecked and unchallenged wrestling promotion in the entire world!...And I'm getting word in my headset right now that we need to cut to the back right now because it is my understading we are all about to get one more very good reason right here and right now! Ladies and gents hold onto your BUTTS, business as they say is FINNA PICK THE FUCK UP!
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