Post by lajohnnystylez on Nov 25, 2020 5:10:48 GMT -5
[ Taj Escobar ]: Welcome ladies and gentlemen welcome to the twenty third episode of Monday Night SHOWCASE which can only mean one thing. And unless you have been living underneath a God damn rock or you've still havent gotten your head out of your ass long enough to stop watchin that crap that comes on CBS on Mondays and started watching wrestling the way it should be done by PROFESSIONALZ that DO THIS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD....THIS IS OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING AND YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AFTER ALL OF THAT WAITING TAGS WARS II IS HERE LIVE AND IN LIVING COLOR!
[ Mason Moore ]: And just like the last one Tag Wars II finds us at one of the most controversial periods in the history of our PROUD orginization. For those of you that tuned into our last show saw what will porbably go down in history as one of the most impactful episodes of Monday Night ShowCa$e! Because not only did we finally discover who had been pulling the strings behind the scenes only to discover it was INFAMOUS pro wrestling ICON Joe Montouri who has returned to exact his vengance on fellow pro wrestling legend Damon "Havok" Riggs!
[ Taj Escobar ]" And for those of you that know anything about the Chief Operating Officer of HBO's interest in Outlaw Pro Wrestling know he did not come alone! Yes that's right it is offical FoCuS has come to Outlaw Pro Wrestling. Albiet a much different roster than any we had seen previously still with the names associated with this one Joe and Paul Montouri, "The LordKING of the Felony" founding father of OPW Brandon Moore and his wife and also co- General Manager Miss Michelle. New comer Chase Aiga, and last but definitely not least the man who really set all of this in motion. The man who in fourteen days will more than likely be climbing into that ring for the second straight Outlaw Pro Wrestling Pay Per View Main Event and challenge Xavier Wolf for the most coveted prize in all Sports Entertainment the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Championship. Some say they can feel the winds of change already!
[ Mason Moore ]: Like these poor bastards sitting behind you? Please tell them you forgot your GAS-X you remember what happened the last time?
[ Taj Escobar ]: Of course I freakin remember some jack hole wearing a Micheal Maddox tshirt starts talkin smack to VooDoo and made her start crying so I took a deep breathe stepped in and out of no where and all of a sudden I threw this lil move on him just to put a stop to it by breakin that sucker's arm in three places while he started crying and Pee'd on himself a little.
[ Mason Moore ]: Uhhh Taj...
[ Taj Escobar ] COME ON MASON SHE ISN'T HERE ANYMORE YOU CAN LET ME HAVE THIs ONE!!!
[ Mason Moore ]: Taj normally I would sweetie and while most of that story you just spat out wasn true....switch everything that you did with everything VooDoo and then it would be as I like to call it...a TRUE STORY!!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: OK OK...Mason really if you don't stop talking we'll never be able to Now if we are finished here we can perhaps get back to telling these fans about how Blair Buchannan-Stylez is not only no longer the OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion, but she is also no longer a NETFLIX sensation, nor is she the owner of her own clothine line or modeling agency. After bankrupting all of it due to insane amounts of personal spending.
[ Mason Moore ]: Wait...Who are you talking about?
[ Taj Escobar ]: Blair...You know Johnny's ex wife!?!
[ Mason Moore ]: Johnny doesn't have a wife! Taj you should really stop drinking before work!
[ Taj Escobar ]: I know thats what you used to pretend when you used to go down on him before production meetings, but HE DID have a wife...AND YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH HER!
[ Mason Moore ]: Taj you should really stop living in the past it's not healthy...That's how people get diabetes and shit! Time to focus on the here and now...For instance we got us a brand new Southern Heavyweight Champion and it is none other than the recently returned Vhodka Marie! That girl is on FIYAYA BABY!!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: On that much we can agree, but also the subject of a bit of controversey this week as it would seem many believe her to be the main reason one of the most sacred marriages in all of professional wrestling has ended and is who I have to personally thank for getting Mason all to myself...Shit did I just say that out loud?
Mason Moore: It's ok Taj it's not like you were ever good at hiding that shit or anything! But yeah her and her new man Vincent Black are one of the eight teams trying to walk out of here tonight the brand new OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Incase you missed our first Tag Wars Event here is how it goes down. It is a one night eight team tournament pitting four teams that were given the opportunityto sign up for the event versus four wildkard teams selected by Johnny Stylez and the other members of what is quite possibly the most corrupt staff currently operating in the United States and I do say that keeping the United States governement in mind. The only hope they had was Roger Wright but after this business with Anicka Swan who has apparently been sleeping with Johnny the entire time I can't imagine he is doing well these days.
[ Mason Moore ]: No I don't imagine he is but no one has really seen or heard from him since the ShowCa$e after Stairway as that is just one of the various issues we ae hoping to have some light shed on here this evening! But the main story we definitely will be tracking over the course of the evening is without question the Tag Wars tournament because ever since The Franchise Playerz shockingly broke up and Kip Kutler returned back to his shallow puddles where he is safe the OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES HAVE REMAINED VACANT!
[ Taj Escobar ]: And given how much our roster has grown since the first Tag Wars event I think it goes without saying that the level of competition in this event has been upped a great deal! But the Tag Team Championships will not be the only Championship gold on the line here this evening as The Enforcer once again resumes defending the workhorse Championshiip here in OPW as he puts the OPW Prestige Championship on the line against not just one but two opponents as he defends against the newphew of OPW fan favorite Dark Tiger and most recent signee here in OPW Big Tiger...What a huge way to make your debut here in OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING!
[ Mason Moore ]: But let's not forget about the other challenger as Ryan Elias who has still yet to declare for which side he chooses to stand on in the rift within the CuRe has also managed to recieve a shot at the Prestige Champiopnship here tonight and what a statement victory that should be if he is able to dethrone another one of The SyNDiCaTe's Champions as we draw closer to their Pay Per View Drugs SeX and RoCK n RoLL in just two weeks from tonight!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Speaking of that show as we all know by now the Immortal Champions are allowed to select their challengers and as per a deal made between OPW Immortal Champion Xavier Wolf and the man who was literally finger tips away from winning Stairway a few weeks ago FoCuS member Stephen Stratford look to write another chapter in their evolving rivalrly as tonight Demi Stratford the wife of Stephen Stratford will step in the ring for the first time since the infamous incident years ago that sent Stephen on a downwardv spiral which lead to him taking on not just a new persona but a brand new identity which lead him here to OPW! Well now things have come full circle and Demi once again seeks to try her hand at pro wrestling only problem is in her way is the OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion of the World and his wife....World reknown superstar and second generation wrestler the daughter of one of the most savage, brutal, and successful men to ever stalk an opponent inside of that ring...The BEAUTIFUL, CUNNING, and FORMER 2x OPW Immortral World Tag Team Champion Le'Andra Fury! In a night full of amazing tag team contests that one right there stands above the others and it isn't even apart of the toournament!
[ Mason Moore: Ladies and gentlemen Monday Night SHoWCa$e for more reasons than we can count is undoubtly the hottest ticket in pro wrestling for a reason. Our roster consists of a group of some of the biggest and best names from the past present and future of this business. Tonight will be a picture perfect demonstration of that as we draw closer to our big one year celebration and our very first over seas tournament that begins after our final American Bash on Bourbon Street when The SyNDiCaTE presents Drugs Sex and RoCK n RoLL live on pay per view where we will begin our very first La Cosa Nostra tournament where we will take 24 of OPW's best and brightest and have them compete over the coursew of the tournament until we get to the finals which will take place at our International Incident tournament where the winner will be crowned Outlaw Pro Wrestling's innagural MADE MAN and which as we understand shall grant them a number of liberties, freedoms, and opportunites that will ensure that for the next year everyone in Outlaw Pro Wrestling will know that messing with a MADE MAN here in the DuB is not just ill advised but hazardous to your health!
[ Taj Escobar ] Yes but we are also being told that OPW General Manager Kal X Wolf plans to make a huge announcement about that event and the tournament here this evening! SO all of that ladies and gentlemen and we still havent even come close to discussing all the other things we have goin on here in OPW...SO we will do the only thing there's left to do at this juncture and take it to....GOTTTT DAMNIT WHY?...WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO START EVERY GOT DAMN SHOW WITH THESE FRICKEN ASSHOLES COMIN OUT HERE...
[ Mason Moore ]: Actually what I wanna know is how you let this get under your skin so much? I mean 23 episodes and four pay per views and they have all pretty much started out this way how are you not used to this by now?
[ Taj Escobar ]: Because I KNOW OPW was built by and kept alive by more than the efforts of those self righteous DBAGS that are taking their sweet time making their way from behind the curtain as we speak..But still every week they gotta come out here and rile these fans up. Get everyone in the back as furious as they can possibly get just to play mind games and pull the strings here in OPW...They have broken the only good and decent human being probably still left in this business! OUTLAWZ LISTEN TO ME! If some of you don't organize and step up soon....THEY WILL WIN...and IF THEY WIN WE ARE ALL SCREWED!
[ Mason Moore ]: Well I mean it's all kinda worked out so far hasn't it?
[ Taj Escobar ]" Ohhh please it works out for you because you got to bang the boss in every broom closet across the United States of America!
[ Mason Moore ] Hey some of them were bathrooms...Showers...Locker rooms, confrence rooms...parking lots....
"The Resistance" by Skillet BLAReS over the PA SYSTEM as out walks none other than the DoN oF Di$Re$pEcT himself LA Johnny Stylez. He is wearing a pair of black and white pin striped dress slacks with black and white pin striped suspenders over a special made SYNDICATE; WHY BREAK THE RULEZ WHEN YOU MAKE THE RULEZ tshirt. His blue hair is covered by a black and white pin striped fedora as he walks to the center of the entrance ramp pulling at his finger on his left hand..After a few moments the crowd actually stops the unmerciful seemingly never ceasing boos as he turns to the entry way and motions with his hand to be joined by someone. Suddenly all the lights go out save a very bright spotlight shining right on the entrance tunnel as out crawls Anicka F'N Swan...Lookin the way SEX should if it had a human form. The cut down her !!!!SOAK!!!! !!!!!SoMe!!!!! !!!!!UP!!!!! TSHIRT makes every jealous woman around the world watching all think and say a loud practically at the same time...WHY'D SHE EVEN BOTHER WITH THE SHIRT AT ALL? Johnny doesn't seem like that is one of his chief concerns ar the moment as Anicka crawls right to him. SHe makes it right beneath him as he looks down and smiles as he bends over taking his index finger and using it to lightly pull Anicka to her feet she immediatley grabs him by the back ofhis head and rams his lips into hers. The two share a gratitious public display of affection which only draws more heat from the crowd.
After a few moments they stops as Johnny points to his problem which as we all now see is that he is unable to get his wedding ring off. Anicka rolls her eyes and then digs in her shirt and removes a special tube of BRAZZERS made LUBE and turns it upside down squeezes as the liquid drips out of the tube as the two look and sneer at the camera making sure the narrative isn't lost on anyone watching (if you still don't get it ask your partents or google...Ull get an adequate answer either way!) After a few moments of rubbing and tugging Anicka finally gets Johnny...we mean Johnny's ring OFF! Anicka then drops it in Johnny's hand and acts like he is going to throw it toward the left side of the arena but turns and chunks it as hard as he can out into the right side of the entrance ramp. Anicka Swan then wraps her arms around Johnny's waist and pulls him close as he sparks up a J and motions to be joined by the other members of The SyNDiCaTE...
After a few moments Christian Rivers, "The Solution" Alexander Yanez, and the OPW Prestige Champion The Enforcer make their way to the center of the entrance ramp. They all stand in a line and Johnny has them all raise their hands. The audience then showers them with boos as the looks on their faces indicate they might as well by cheers. They then stop and turn around and do the ole Outsider's point toward the entrance ramp that is now filled with grey smoke as the first to emerge from the cloud of smoke is none other than acting General Manager of Outlaw Pro Wrestling Kal X Wolf who has Le'Andra Fury on his arm as they make their way onto the stage. The members of the SyNDiCaTe then form two parallel lines and point toward the entrance tunnel once more as out walks none other than the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion Xavier Wolf wearing an all black Armani suit with the infamous triple skull championship belt that serves as the only piece of tangible proof that exists in the entire sport that demands the entire world look up at you as THE BEST WRESTLER ON THE PLANET! Xavier Wolf walks right in the center between the PARALLEL LINES and holds the CHAMPIONSHIP BELT HIGH IN THE AIR WITH BOTH HANDS! As the look on Johnny's face is oine of shock as he hears more cheers than boos. Xavier yells at Johnny...
...Johnny....COME ON MAN!
Johnny then shakes his head and the group make their way down to ringside. On the way Johnny and Xavier stop when Johnny as always removes a sign from some kid in the crowd and holds it up for the people at home to see....It has a picture of the famous sculpture THE THINKER with Stephen Stratford's face clued over it and on one side is an angry old man with a walker and this bitter look on his face as he extends his middle finger in the air and a picture if the OPW RING with the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE dangling above it befoe the final stage of the STAIRWAY MATCH begaqn...and in big black permanet marker letters it reads....HEY STRATFORD THIS AINT EXACTLY JEAPORDY...RIP ALEX TRIBEK. Xavier and Johnny laugh and then give the kid his sign back as well as two TOO SWEET gestures and make their way to the ring. Johnny and X are both first up on the ring apron as they both stand on the bottom rope and reach down and pull open the middle rope making it easier for their womento step low and make their way into the ring. Ani and Le make the most of their slow step in which results in more cheers for the SyNDiCaTE which Johnny seems to understand this time. As they all finally step in the ring Xavier Wolf and The Enforcer stand in the back and hold their title belts high in the air while Johnny, Kal stand slightly in front of them as Yanez and Rivers climb up on the turnbuckles and call out to the fans as ANi and Le then walk over and pull themselves up on the middle rope and bend slightly showing their clevfage as a tremendous fireworks display suddenly goes off while the music comes to an end.
The fans then applaud the theatrics and then start to boo unmercifully when they see LA Johnny Stylez remove the mic from his pocket and slowly begins to speak...
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]"Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls and all of you other pronoun confused mother phuckers joining us here this evening I would like for you all to stop what you are doing at this very moment...Kindly remove your head from your anal cavity and reallllllly pay attention to what you see standing before you right here and rightr now! Because what you see standing before you now ladies and gentlemen is the essence of OPW...What you see before you now is what sets the standard for greatness here in OPW which in turn also means we set it for the entire sport/business as a whole. So while we are smack dab in the middle of this season giving thanx I thought the first thing we should do as responsible adults as well as major ROLE MODEL figures is come out here and give you all the proper opportunity to give thanx to the people who are predominantly responsible for making sure you are actually watching entertaining professional wrestling instead of that CRAPFEST currently on CBS ran by a bunch of gimmick stealin Asshole Wrestlers! So ladies and gentlemen we just want you all to know that we mean this from the bottom of our hearts...As a matter of fact none of us have ever meant anything we have ever said to any of you more than we mean this...SO for what it's worth
!!!!!!YOU'RE F'N WELCOME!!!!!!
BECAUSE BEST BELIEVE BEING GREAT IS ANYTHING BUT F'N EASY!!!
Even though we may make it appear that way most of the time! Believe me when I tell you it is not! I mean believe me I could go on for days on this particular topic and that is just me! But why don't you take it from someone else who actually has proof? Why don't you take it from a man whom you are all forced to get down on your knees every got damn time you are in his pressence? Why don't you listen to a man whom says more great shit than most of you think, do, or say in an entire lifetime combined! Because we are all aware of the bullshit rumors floating around out there about shit going on in Outlaw Pro Wrestling, but as usual you can se for yourselves trhat your favorite dirt sheet writers are just fans with too much time on their hands who only see pussy when I draft 49.99 out of their account on a monthly basis! So ladies and gentlemen please put your hands and lips together and listen to YOUR OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGH CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...XAVIER F'N WOLF!!!! Tell em what's up X!
Johnny hands Xavier Wolf the mic and once again the entire audience is filled with cheers as Johnny seems utterly perplexed by this while Xavier Wolf looks at Johnny like...OHH YOU DIDN'T KNOW? YO ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!!! X takes the mic and then paces back and fourth in the middle of the ring until stopping and looking out into the endless sea of humanity as he begins to speak his mind...
Xavier Wolf: There’s this rumor, this whisper, that’s making its way around the backstage area. And normally, I don’t address these or give them any sort of attention. Like deals that haven’t been signed, or people who are champions in other promotions. But this one...this one needs it. There are people here who want to say that THE OPW, no...YOUR OPW CHAMPION..quit. And walked away. This could not be further from the truth. I did not quit. I do not quit. Vincent did. In a moment of absolute rage and frustration, he decided to walk away. I don’t walk away. I don’t miss a day. I am every fucking day. Every moment, every second. So I’d say this; if you want this rumor to be a self fulfilling one, and you you want Mr. 24/7/366 to change..pick one of those days and try.
Xavier Wolf doesn't move, he simply lowers the mic and turns his attention towards the entrance ramp as if he expected someone to come down and answer that challenge?...Stephen Stratford perhaps? Maybe Damon Riggs? But after a few seconds pass no one comes out but Xavier still looks like he is ready to rip someone's head off for the soul purpose of shitting down their neck. Johnny slowly moves to take the mic as X lets it go but Johnny still appears as if he is trying to sneak passed a PITBULL that could open his mouth and slam it down on Johnny's head at any moment. But Johnny's fingers grab the mic and he pulls himself up finally and takes a deep sigh of relief. He then looks back out at the crowd and we watch his arrogant smirk curve across his lips as he once again goes to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh don't hold your breathe X don't none of them want none! Not even the dude who you have practically rolled the red carpet out for! Stephen Stratford knows deep down that the next time he climbs inside the ring with you he will suffer the same fate as he did the last time...Only this time it will hurt much worse it will be even more humiliating because once the bell sounds and Royal Powerhouse reminds him that he is still not the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion he will sit up and realize there is no one else to blame but the one person he should have been blaming this entire time....And uhhh
!!!!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!
FoR ONCE THE AnSWeR AINT DAMON RIGGS!!!
But we will cross that bridge when we get to it during the main event of the DruG$ SeX and RoCK n RoLL pay per view event that is only two weeks away! One of the main reasons we came out here this evening was to put a few matters to bed once and for all! BUT ALAS...There is indeed some light at the end of this tunnel as we are still two weeks away from the night The SyNDiCaTE proves once and for all that we are the necessary evil that keeps OPW's clock ticking and tocking...Therefore live here on Monday Night SHOWCASE I would like you all to join us...No I DEMAND that every man woman and child in the OUTLAW NATION, as well as you dopey phucks in the back to be out here at this ring next week as we stop and we give thanx to the man that presently resides over PRO WRESTLING AS IT'S ABSOLUTE BEST! Yup that's correct! Live here next week is the officall OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP celebration as we feature our OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION as we chronicle some of his most impactful moments over the course of the last year to prove incase there are still any of you out there that foolishly doubt that this man is THE BEST IN THE WORLD! NOW onto other matters because we did come out here to talk about the present and even shine a bit of light on our very bright future! But now it is time for us to put one specific matter to bed ONCE AND FOR ALL! And unless you have been living with your head even further upyour asses than I gave you credit for then you saw last week we saw the dramatic ending of not one but TWO of pro wrestling's most infamous marriages/love affairs! I'll admit that the Wolf marriage ended with a bit more class and dignity than my marriage did but to be fair my situation involved that cum guzzling, two timing, over spending self serving nickle slut Blair Buchannan so as far as class is concerned I was already fighting a steep uphill battle as far as that is concerned! But being the role models we are...People these days have to be watching Outlaw Pro Wrestling programming and wondering is there even any such thing as true love? Does anyone ever really last? And the answer ladies and gentlemen especially when you are cut from the cloth that those of us standing in this ring right now are! I mean look at us...Do we strike you as the type of people that don't get what we want all the time? I mean yeah sometimes...as rare as it may be...But SOMETIMES we are forced to do what you peasents do and we are forced to wait for what it is we want...But good things come to those who wait...Only mine has been cumming at least five times a week since INJUSTICE4ALL....But please don't take my word for it...Ms. Swan....if you'd be so kind!
{{ Anicka came over from where she was standing with Le’Andra, whispering into each other’s ears and slid up the front of Johnny, causing him to smile and look upwards and mouth the words “Thank You, God.” She wrapped her arms around his neck and wrapped her left leg around his right and rubbed it up and down; she pulled him down to her a little and nibbled on his ear a bit. }}
AS: Ani needs the mic, JohnJohn.
JS: Whatever you want, Doll.
{{ Johnny hands her the mic; she gives him a long and deep kiss, sending the arena into a round of boos and the chant of “whore” over and over. She turns around, leaning slightly back into Johnny, who wraps his arms around her waist and then kisses her bare shoulder. If you were close enough, you could see Anicka’s hips moving just slightly against the front of Stylez. }}
AS: Aw, are you all trying to hurt Ani’s feelings? {{ She made a pouty face. }} Come on now, you know Ani doesn’t have feelings from the crotch up. {{ She laughs as the fans boo her more. }} Ani knows you’re mad at her, if Ani was you she would probably be mad at her, too. She took your Golden Boy’s heart and just ripped it out of his chest and took a big ol’ big of it. {{ Another round of boos and “whore”. }} But come on now. Wasn’t he warned? Didn’t someone bother telling him Ani’s history? Hell, didn’t Ani warn Roger? And since we’re talking about history… Why don’t you come on out here, Cowboy.
{{ Suddenly KICKIN IT IN THE STIXX BLARES OVER THE PA SYSTEM and PHOENIX ARIZONA COMES UNF'N GLUED...That is until the man they were waiting to see doesn't look like the man they are actually looking at. The Co-Owner of OPW who had his entire world turned upside down over the past month stumbles out from the entrance tunnel looking like he hasn't shaved in a few weeks. His hair is all matty and greasy. His white polo shirt has some soy sauce stains and his Cowboy hat looks like it had been stomped on a time or two in a fit of rage. But irregarldess Roger Wright stumbles out with a bottle of Jameson in one hand and a mic in the other. He holds the mic in the air calling for the music to be cut...He then raises the bottle to his lips and goes to speak, but once he realizes that it's the booze instead of the mic he takes a swig and looks down at the ring where ANi and Johnny are pressed up against one another and just shakes his head. Ani then takes it on herself to break the awkward silence.
AS: Heya, Cowboy. You miss me?
RW: Not sure that really matters now, does it, Ms. Swan.
AS: Sounds like you miss Ani. {{ She teased him. }}
RW: Hard to miss something that really wasn’t “yours”. {{ Roger get a loud pop from the crowd, causing Anicka and the Syndicate to laugh. }}
AS: Truth is, Cowboy, Ani’s always belonged to Ani. Any man who’s ever tried to tie her down has had to learn that the hard way. You probably learned it the hardest. Ani has to hand it to you though, you came so close to “breaking” her.
RW: Not sure anyone can make you theirs anymore.
AS: Once upon a time there was…
RW: Looks like it didn’t end in Happily Ever After either…
AS: Or did it? Didn’t you ever wonder about the tattoo on Ani’s finger? {{ She raises the middle finger on her right hand. }} What on Earth could LA stand for? Did you think it was some gang shit? Johnny and Ani have known each other a very long time, and she had almost convinced the Pack that Johnny was a good fit. But you know first hand what assholes they are so it didn’t work out. {{ She reaches up and caresses the side of Johnny’s face, causing him to close his eyes and smile; he didn’t know how amazing that could feel after all these years. }} All that time that Ani was under contract to fight for Syndicate, reminded Ani just how fun that Johnny was to be around. He kept finding ways and reasons to be around X and Le’, because you know, where they are, so is Ani. And Johnny, he kinda knows Ani. {{ She nods her head. }} He knew exactly what he was doing when he made that recording. All he had to do was find that little chink in the Suzy Homemaker imagine and find the Ani that he knew; he knew if he could tap into her and sweet talk her the only way he knows how, Ani would be up to old trix. {{ She turned her head and looked up at Johnny and smiled. }} When he woke up and saw what Ani had done, he knew now was the time to implement “Operation: Out with the Old, In with the New”.
RW: I would have given you the world, Ani. {{ Roger shook his head. }}
AS: We’re from two different worlds, Cowboy. {{ She gives him a smile. }} Ani’s willing to bring you to her world one more night and rock it at {{whatever the name of the show is}}. You and Ani getting all rough.. All hot… all sweaty.. Just like old times.
{{ The crowd starts chanting…
Ani Sux
Whore
Ani Sux
Whore
...over and over as Roger stood there at the top of the ramp and shakes his head. }}
RW: If that’s what makes you happy, Ani, I will meet you there.
AS: Aww, how sweet, still wanting to make Ani happy.
RW: And I am done with making a whore happy tonight.
AS: Spoken like a man who lost his.
{{ Johnny grabs Ani’s hand holding the mic and pulls it towards his lips. }}
JS: She’s my Doll now.
RW: You two make quite a couple when I think about it, enjoy life with Annabelle.
AS: You just don’t know the life he’s enjoying {{ She pauses for a moment and then flashes a wicked little smile. }} Oh, wait… yeah, you do.
{{ Anicka turns back around and wraps her arms around Johnny’s neck, then wrapped one leg around his hip and the other around his other hip and pulls herself up on Johnny, kissing him long and deep; dropping the mic. Xavier laughs and reaches down and picks up the mic as Le’Andra and the others shake their heads and laugh; X puts the mic to his lips. }}
XW: I am pretty sure that’s Anickanese for “Ani will see you in the ring.”
{{ Roger put the mic to his lips and went to say something, but at the last moment he shook his head and turned back...when suddenly
MONEY...POWER...RESPECT
by the LOX BLARES OVER THE PA SYSTEM and the fans erupt in a chorus of boos as out walks the entie FoCuS crew. First out walks Chase Aiga flanked by Paul Montouri and Stephen Stratford along with his beautiful wife Demi Stratford. Out behind them is Brandon Moore and his wife Miss Michelle Moore...and then finally they are joined by THE PRODUCER Joe Montouri who is wearing his ridiculously expensive Italian suit. He walks to the center of the entrance ramp as all of FoCus seems to take over the entirety of entrance ramp. Roger goes to exit but first PMONT steps in his way smiling at him just hoping to God he throws a punch. Roger steps to the side and tries to go the other direction when Brandon Moore all smiles as well steps in his way. Roger then turns back facing Joe who looks at Roger with a WHAT YA GUNNA DO NOW BITCH look plastered across his face. Roger then raises his mic to his lips and says...
[ Roger Wright ]: If yall are going to do this can we just go ahead and get on with it, because we all have places we'd much rather be right now wouldn't you agree Joesph, besides if you really wanna get blood, booze, or even worse PUKE all over that suit you stole from some blind pimps closet know it is you who will be responsible for it at the end of the day AMIGO...YOUR CALL!
JMONT nods his head letting The FoCuS group know it was ok to let him pass. PMONT and BMOORE look at each other and smile and step aside as Roger storms passed them without turning his head at all. Almost as if he wanted them to lay him out.
[ Joe Montouri ]: It's alright fellas let him go! We've got bigger fish to fry presently! Ohh but Roger do see that you stop by my office later here tonight pal there are some things you and I need to discuss before you leave here tonight...If you fail to show up for this meeting Roger there will be real fucking consequences I'm warning you...and I have only ever been in the habit of doing that shit no more than once!!! So I guess I'll see ya later tonight then?
Roger vanishes behind the curtain as all of FoCuS gets a huge laugh off of that one as Joe turns his attention back to Johnny Stylez and The SyNDiCaTe. Both factions glare each other down as the camera pans around as we get a truly epic ICONIC shot of the two most dangerous, impactful, and strong groups to ever exist in pro wrestling. Two generations of bad ass glaring one another down under one roof. The fans stand and cheer out of respect for what they know they are watching after a few minutes Johnny breaks the ICE.
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: So Joe you need something or did you guys just wanna get an early jump on Xavier Wolf appreciation week, because if you came out here to intimidate us I'm afraid you're gunna yall are gunna be disappointed aint no Riggs BITCHES OUT HERE! And quite frankly none of yall scare any of us one PHUCKIN BIT!
[ Joe Montouri ]: They told me you were funny Johnny and actually kinda clever on your good days! Well if today is one of those days...Then maybe I dunno for once LISTEN instead of shooting your stupid fucking mouth of! Because we actually came out here this evening to extend a professional courtesy that quite frankly we don't owe you nor do you deserve! But I thought out of respect for our little arrangement we had in the past! But right now the only thing any of us really want Johnny boy is for you and your little girl scout troop back there to take a little of your own advice! Stop and take it all in....STOP AND EVEN SOAK SOME UP IF YA GOTTA! Point is bitches you need really stop and enjoy what it felt like walking down to the ring a few moments ago under the false pretenses that you were safe on account of being at the top of the food chain! But just like we informed the Riggs Family it is time for all of Outlaw Pro Wrestling to FoCuS on it's immediate future! Because very soon it will be us down there opening the show...It will be us calling the shots and it will be us that once again dethrones another powerful faction that thought they could stand up to our dominance! Because we are not lost LA Johnny Stylez no sir as a matter of fact I think we are for the very first time in a long time right where we should be! So just know that the longer this goes the stronger we get! And then there will come a time when not any of you nor the Outlaw Nation to FoCuS none of you will stand a snow balls chance in hell! And it starts right here tonight when my brother Paul and The Prodigal Son of The Outlaw Nation Brandon Moore walk out of this building here this evening the brand new Outlaw Pro Wrestling Immortal Tag Team Champions of The WORLD! SO that's all I really got for ya, so what do you say you pussies get out of the ring and let's let the games BEGIN!!!
Johnny looks over at X who immediatley looks down at the ring and grabs the top rope as we see Johnny crack and arrogant smile. It's as if both of them are desperatley trying to keep from laughing until they can fight it no longer and start cracking up in the middle of the ring. Everyone in the arena from FoCuS to the other members of The SyNDiCaTe and even every single member of the Outlaw Nation are glaring at them with confusion...Joe Montouri seems a bit frustrated by this so he raises the mic to his lips and asks...
Joe Montouri: I'm sorry did I say somethin funny?
Xavier Wolf: You wanna take this one?
LA Johnny Stylez: Nah Champ...You got this one!
Xavier Wolf: Well Johnny and I just find it slightly humorus that you...Ya know
!!!!!THINK IT'S A GAME??
...WHICH AINT YOU HEARD? WE DON'T HAVE TO BREAK THE RULEZ CAUSE WE MAKE EM!
LA Johnny Stylez: HAHAAHAH Well...I was actually laughin at this kinda being just like his lil stand up routine the other night...Mostly everyone lookin around confused while there was really only a few people that were laughin...Probably both of em AT YOU! Just like these fans will if you really think you are finna come into our backyard and take shit away from us, because I'ma tell ya this right here and right now JOE
!!!!THAT SHIT AINT HAPPENIN!!!
CAUSE LOOK IN THIS RING...WE AINT THE RIGGS FAMILY MUDDAH PHUCKER!!!
Your pressence doesn't intimidate nor concern us even a teeny tine bit. If anything I'll give you aggravation, but like we are talking about gnat at a BBQ or trying to go out to a bar to get laid and Josh Manhunt is your wingman type of aggravated...But outside of thatyou're no different then the rest of the sheep we have been herding for the last year ya DIGG! Now do yourselves a favor before you phuck around and
!!!!!ACTUALLY PISS US OFF!!!!!
...WHICH ASK AROUND HOMIE THAT'S THE LAST THING YOU WANNA DO PODNUH!!!
Do we understand one another or do we need to come down there and make sure?
[ Joe Montouri ]: Woah! You always were a mouthy little bitch but I can see in the absence of true greatness you Johnny Stylez have fucked around and forgotten your actual place! Well don't worry because that will make putting you back in it all that more enjoyable for everyone of us! And the same goes for every last one of you in that ring with him. The next pay per view event is a SyNDiCaTe sponsored event, but what are you bitches gunna say when Stephen Stratford walks out with what used to be Xavier Wolf's OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title? What ya going to do tonight when Brandon and Paul walk out with the OPW Immortal World Tag Team Titles? You've been underestimating your opposition for way too long Johnny! You allowed me to build this army right underneath your nose, and when we are finished reducing the Riggs Legacy to ashes we will turn our attention towards you! Because we came here for the WORLD JOHNNY! YOUR WORLD...AND EVERY FUCKIN THING IN IT! I'd say it is way passed time you got your head out of your ass and take a look around you playa! But who are we kiddin by the time you pay your problems the proper amount of FoCuS it will we way too late. Your back door will have been kicked in and there won't be no where left to run! And I want you to know on that day JOHNNY BOY IT'S GOING TO BE ME and The MAN we recruited to help guide us through it who cuts you off at the pass and sees that look in your eye when the reality sets in when you realize just how fucked you are! The man who helped you build this empire! The man you discarded and discredited with every chance you got! You've had a life time of mistakes and recipts fixing to catch up to you BOY! AND BRANDON MOORE IS COMIN TO COLLECT HIS DUE! So stand back and watch how its done because starting right here tonight FoCuS proves to the entire Outlaw Nation...Hell to the entire pro wrestling population why we havent been seen in ten plus years and still every single man woman and child in this arena is hanging on our every word!
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: GooD SPEECH JOE! Really! But you think you just said anything we aven't heard six times since we've had breakfast this morning? That's what they all have said over the last three hundred and sixty five my dude! And every got damn one of them has fallen at our feet, carried out on stretchers, or never heard from again! So make your empty promises all you'd like Joe, because at the end of the day nothing you will do or say will ever change the fact that Outlaw Pro Wrestling is run by the people you see holding this ring down as we speak! And the thing of it is we don't just run OPW...WE
!!!!!F'N ARE OPW!!!!!
...WHICH MEANS WE CROSSED OVER ANY LINE YOU PUSSIES MADE A DECADE AGO!!!!
But just because you saw me once upon a time as inferior take a look around Joe! My name is still even on your got damn pay check! So please do me a favor when I put you in the place you convinced yourself was for me then smack you across the face a few times like we were in a got damn Bugs Bunny Cartoon and then grab you by your bitch ass face and tell you to
!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
...Cause You May Not Be SoRRy Now BUT YOU F'N WILL BE BY THE TIME IT ALL ENDZ!!!
Ladies and gentlemen WELCOME TO TAG WARZ! Let's GeT THIS GOT DAMN SHOW ON THE ROAD!
[ Mason Moore ]: And just like the last one Tag Wars II finds us at one of the most controversial periods in the history of our PROUD orginization. For those of you that tuned into our last show saw what will porbably go down in history as one of the most impactful episodes of Monday Night ShowCa$e! Because not only did we finally discover who had been pulling the strings behind the scenes only to discover it was INFAMOUS pro wrestling ICON Joe Montouri who has returned to exact his vengance on fellow pro wrestling legend Damon "Havok" Riggs!
[ Taj Escobar ]" And for those of you that know anything about the Chief Operating Officer of HBO's interest in Outlaw Pro Wrestling know he did not come alone! Yes that's right it is offical FoCuS has come to Outlaw Pro Wrestling. Albiet a much different roster than any we had seen previously still with the names associated with this one Joe and Paul Montouri, "The LordKING of the Felony" founding father of OPW Brandon Moore and his wife and also co- General Manager Miss Michelle. New comer Chase Aiga, and last but definitely not least the man who really set all of this in motion. The man who in fourteen days will more than likely be climbing into that ring for the second straight Outlaw Pro Wrestling Pay Per View Main Event and challenge Xavier Wolf for the most coveted prize in all Sports Entertainment the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Championship. Some say they can feel the winds of change already!
[ Mason Moore ]: Like these poor bastards sitting behind you? Please tell them you forgot your GAS-X you remember what happened the last time?
[ Taj Escobar ]: Of course I freakin remember some jack hole wearing a Micheal Maddox tshirt starts talkin smack to VooDoo and made her start crying so I took a deep breathe stepped in and out of no where and all of a sudden I threw this lil move on him just to put a stop to it by breakin that sucker's arm in three places while he started crying and Pee'd on himself a little.
[ Mason Moore ]: Uhhh Taj...
[ Taj Escobar ] COME ON MASON SHE ISN'T HERE ANYMORE YOU CAN LET ME HAVE THIs ONE!!!
[ Mason Moore ]: Taj normally I would sweetie and while most of that story you just spat out wasn true....switch everything that you did with everything VooDoo and then it would be as I like to call it...a TRUE STORY!!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: OK OK...Mason really if you don't stop talking we'll never be able to Now if we are finished here we can perhaps get back to telling these fans about how Blair Buchannan-Stylez is not only no longer the OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion, but she is also no longer a NETFLIX sensation, nor is she the owner of her own clothine line or modeling agency. After bankrupting all of it due to insane amounts of personal spending.
[ Mason Moore ]: Wait...Who are you talking about?
[ Taj Escobar ]: Blair...You know Johnny's ex wife!?!
[ Mason Moore ]: Johnny doesn't have a wife! Taj you should really stop drinking before work!
[ Taj Escobar ]: I know thats what you used to pretend when you used to go down on him before production meetings, but HE DID have a wife...AND YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH HER!
[ Mason Moore ]: Taj you should really stop living in the past it's not healthy...That's how people get diabetes and shit! Time to focus on the here and now...For instance we got us a brand new Southern Heavyweight Champion and it is none other than the recently returned Vhodka Marie! That girl is on FIYAYA BABY!!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: On that much we can agree, but also the subject of a bit of controversey this week as it would seem many believe her to be the main reason one of the most sacred marriages in all of professional wrestling has ended and is who I have to personally thank for getting Mason all to myself...Shit did I just say that out loud?
Mason Moore: It's ok Taj it's not like you were ever good at hiding that shit or anything! But yeah her and her new man Vincent Black are one of the eight teams trying to walk out of here tonight the brand new OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Incase you missed our first Tag Wars Event here is how it goes down. It is a one night eight team tournament pitting four teams that were given the opportunityto sign up for the event versus four wildkard teams selected by Johnny Stylez and the other members of what is quite possibly the most corrupt staff currently operating in the United States and I do say that keeping the United States governement in mind. The only hope they had was Roger Wright but after this business with Anicka Swan who has apparently been sleeping with Johnny the entire time I can't imagine he is doing well these days.
[ Mason Moore ]: No I don't imagine he is but no one has really seen or heard from him since the ShowCa$e after Stairway as that is just one of the various issues we ae hoping to have some light shed on here this evening! But the main story we definitely will be tracking over the course of the evening is without question the Tag Wars tournament because ever since The Franchise Playerz shockingly broke up and Kip Kutler returned back to his shallow puddles where he is safe the OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES HAVE REMAINED VACANT!
[ Taj Escobar ]: And given how much our roster has grown since the first Tag Wars event I think it goes without saying that the level of competition in this event has been upped a great deal! But the Tag Team Championships will not be the only Championship gold on the line here this evening as The Enforcer once again resumes defending the workhorse Championshiip here in OPW as he puts the OPW Prestige Championship on the line against not just one but two opponents as he defends against the newphew of OPW fan favorite Dark Tiger and most recent signee here in OPW Big Tiger...What a huge way to make your debut here in OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING!
[ Mason Moore ]: But let's not forget about the other challenger as Ryan Elias who has still yet to declare for which side he chooses to stand on in the rift within the CuRe has also managed to recieve a shot at the Prestige Champiopnship here tonight and what a statement victory that should be if he is able to dethrone another one of The SyNDiCaTe's Champions as we draw closer to their Pay Per View Drugs SeX and RoCK n RoLL in just two weeks from tonight!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Speaking of that show as we all know by now the Immortal Champions are allowed to select their challengers and as per a deal made between OPW Immortal Champion Xavier Wolf and the man who was literally finger tips away from winning Stairway a few weeks ago FoCuS member Stephen Stratford look to write another chapter in their evolving rivalrly as tonight Demi Stratford the wife of Stephen Stratford will step in the ring for the first time since the infamous incident years ago that sent Stephen on a downwardv spiral which lead to him taking on not just a new persona but a brand new identity which lead him here to OPW! Well now things have come full circle and Demi once again seeks to try her hand at pro wrestling only problem is in her way is the OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion of the World and his wife....World reknown superstar and second generation wrestler the daughter of one of the most savage, brutal, and successful men to ever stalk an opponent inside of that ring...The BEAUTIFUL, CUNNING, and FORMER 2x OPW Immortral World Tag Team Champion Le'Andra Fury! In a night full of amazing tag team contests that one right there stands above the others and it isn't even apart of the toournament!
[ Mason Moore: Ladies and gentlemen Monday Night SHoWCa$e for more reasons than we can count is undoubtly the hottest ticket in pro wrestling for a reason. Our roster consists of a group of some of the biggest and best names from the past present and future of this business. Tonight will be a picture perfect demonstration of that as we draw closer to our big one year celebration and our very first over seas tournament that begins after our final American Bash on Bourbon Street when The SyNDiCaTE presents Drugs Sex and RoCK n RoLL live on pay per view where we will begin our very first La Cosa Nostra tournament where we will take 24 of OPW's best and brightest and have them compete over the coursew of the tournament until we get to the finals which will take place at our International Incident tournament where the winner will be crowned Outlaw Pro Wrestling's innagural MADE MAN and which as we understand shall grant them a number of liberties, freedoms, and opportunites that will ensure that for the next year everyone in Outlaw Pro Wrestling will know that messing with a MADE MAN here in the DuB is not just ill advised but hazardous to your health!
[ Taj Escobar ] Yes but we are also being told that OPW General Manager Kal X Wolf plans to make a huge announcement about that event and the tournament here this evening! SO all of that ladies and gentlemen and we still havent even come close to discussing all the other things we have goin on here in OPW...SO we will do the only thing there's left to do at this juncture and take it to....GOTTTT DAMNIT WHY?...WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO START EVERY GOT DAMN SHOW WITH THESE FRICKEN ASSHOLES COMIN OUT HERE...
[ Mason Moore ]: Actually what I wanna know is how you let this get under your skin so much? I mean 23 episodes and four pay per views and they have all pretty much started out this way how are you not used to this by now?
[ Taj Escobar ]: Because I KNOW OPW was built by and kept alive by more than the efforts of those self righteous DBAGS that are taking their sweet time making their way from behind the curtain as we speak..But still every week they gotta come out here and rile these fans up. Get everyone in the back as furious as they can possibly get just to play mind games and pull the strings here in OPW...They have broken the only good and decent human being probably still left in this business! OUTLAWZ LISTEN TO ME! If some of you don't organize and step up soon....THEY WILL WIN...and IF THEY WIN WE ARE ALL SCREWED!
[ Mason Moore ]: Well I mean it's all kinda worked out so far hasn't it?
[ Taj Escobar ]" Ohhh please it works out for you because you got to bang the boss in every broom closet across the United States of America!
[ Mason Moore ] Hey some of them were bathrooms...Showers...Locker rooms, confrence rooms...parking lots....
"The Resistance" by Skillet BLAReS over the PA SYSTEM as out walks none other than the DoN oF Di$Re$pEcT himself LA Johnny Stylez. He is wearing a pair of black and white pin striped dress slacks with black and white pin striped suspenders over a special made SYNDICATE; WHY BREAK THE RULEZ WHEN YOU MAKE THE RULEZ tshirt. His blue hair is covered by a black and white pin striped fedora as he walks to the center of the entrance ramp pulling at his finger on his left hand..After a few moments the crowd actually stops the unmerciful seemingly never ceasing boos as he turns to the entry way and motions with his hand to be joined by someone. Suddenly all the lights go out save a very bright spotlight shining right on the entrance tunnel as out crawls Anicka F'N Swan...Lookin the way SEX should if it had a human form. The cut down her !!!!SOAK!!!! !!!!!SoMe!!!!! !!!!!UP!!!!! TSHIRT makes every jealous woman around the world watching all think and say a loud practically at the same time...WHY'D SHE EVEN BOTHER WITH THE SHIRT AT ALL? Johnny doesn't seem like that is one of his chief concerns ar the moment as Anicka crawls right to him. SHe makes it right beneath him as he looks down and smiles as he bends over taking his index finger and using it to lightly pull Anicka to her feet she immediatley grabs him by the back ofhis head and rams his lips into hers. The two share a gratitious public display of affection which only draws more heat from the crowd.
After a few moments they stops as Johnny points to his problem which as we all now see is that he is unable to get his wedding ring off. Anicka rolls her eyes and then digs in her shirt and removes a special tube of BRAZZERS made LUBE and turns it upside down squeezes as the liquid drips out of the tube as the two look and sneer at the camera making sure the narrative isn't lost on anyone watching (if you still don't get it ask your partents or google...Ull get an adequate answer either way!) After a few moments of rubbing and tugging Anicka finally gets Johnny...we mean Johnny's ring OFF! Anicka then drops it in Johnny's hand and acts like he is going to throw it toward the left side of the arena but turns and chunks it as hard as he can out into the right side of the entrance ramp. Anicka Swan then wraps her arms around Johnny's waist and pulls him close as he sparks up a J and motions to be joined by the other members of The SyNDiCaTE...
After a few moments Christian Rivers, "The Solution" Alexander Yanez, and the OPW Prestige Champion The Enforcer make their way to the center of the entrance ramp. They all stand in a line and Johnny has them all raise their hands. The audience then showers them with boos as the looks on their faces indicate they might as well by cheers. They then stop and turn around and do the ole Outsider's point toward the entrance ramp that is now filled with grey smoke as the first to emerge from the cloud of smoke is none other than acting General Manager of Outlaw Pro Wrestling Kal X Wolf who has Le'Andra Fury on his arm as they make their way onto the stage. The members of the SyNDiCaTe then form two parallel lines and point toward the entrance tunnel once more as out walks none other than the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion Xavier Wolf wearing an all black Armani suit with the infamous triple skull championship belt that serves as the only piece of tangible proof that exists in the entire sport that demands the entire world look up at you as THE BEST WRESTLER ON THE PLANET! Xavier Wolf walks right in the center between the PARALLEL LINES and holds the CHAMPIONSHIP BELT HIGH IN THE AIR WITH BOTH HANDS! As the look on Johnny's face is oine of shock as he hears more cheers than boos. Xavier yells at Johnny...
...Johnny....COME ON MAN!
Johnny then shakes his head and the group make their way down to ringside. On the way Johnny and Xavier stop when Johnny as always removes a sign from some kid in the crowd and holds it up for the people at home to see....It has a picture of the famous sculpture THE THINKER with Stephen Stratford's face clued over it and on one side is an angry old man with a walker and this bitter look on his face as he extends his middle finger in the air and a picture if the OPW RING with the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE dangling above it befoe the final stage of the STAIRWAY MATCH begaqn...and in big black permanet marker letters it reads....HEY STRATFORD THIS AINT EXACTLY JEAPORDY...RIP ALEX TRIBEK. Xavier and Johnny laugh and then give the kid his sign back as well as two TOO SWEET gestures and make their way to the ring. Johnny and X are both first up on the ring apron as they both stand on the bottom rope and reach down and pull open the middle rope making it easier for their womento step low and make their way into the ring. Ani and Le make the most of their slow step in which results in more cheers for the SyNDiCaTE which Johnny seems to understand this time. As they all finally step in the ring Xavier Wolf and The Enforcer stand in the back and hold their title belts high in the air while Johnny, Kal stand slightly in front of them as Yanez and Rivers climb up on the turnbuckles and call out to the fans as ANi and Le then walk over and pull themselves up on the middle rope and bend slightly showing their clevfage as a tremendous fireworks display suddenly goes off while the music comes to an end.
The fans then applaud the theatrics and then start to boo unmercifully when they see LA Johnny Stylez remove the mic from his pocket and slowly begins to speak...
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]"Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls and all of you other pronoun confused mother phuckers joining us here this evening I would like for you all to stop what you are doing at this very moment...Kindly remove your head from your anal cavity and reallllllly pay attention to what you see standing before you right here and rightr now! Because what you see standing before you now ladies and gentlemen is the essence of OPW...What you see before you now is what sets the standard for greatness here in OPW which in turn also means we set it for the entire sport/business as a whole. So while we are smack dab in the middle of this season giving thanx I thought the first thing we should do as responsible adults as well as major ROLE MODEL figures is come out here and give you all the proper opportunity to give thanx to the people who are predominantly responsible for making sure you are actually watching entertaining professional wrestling instead of that CRAPFEST currently on CBS ran by a bunch of gimmick stealin Asshole Wrestlers! So ladies and gentlemen we just want you all to know that we mean this from the bottom of our hearts...As a matter of fact none of us have ever meant anything we have ever said to any of you more than we mean this...SO for what it's worth
!!!!!!YOU'RE F'N WELCOME!!!!!!
BECAUSE BEST BELIEVE BEING GREAT IS ANYTHING BUT F'N EASY!!!
Even though we may make it appear that way most of the time! Believe me when I tell you it is not! I mean believe me I could go on for days on this particular topic and that is just me! But why don't you take it from someone else who actually has proof? Why don't you take it from a man whom you are all forced to get down on your knees every got damn time you are in his pressence? Why don't you listen to a man whom says more great shit than most of you think, do, or say in an entire lifetime combined! Because we are all aware of the bullshit rumors floating around out there about shit going on in Outlaw Pro Wrestling, but as usual you can se for yourselves trhat your favorite dirt sheet writers are just fans with too much time on their hands who only see pussy when I draft 49.99 out of their account on a monthly basis! So ladies and gentlemen please put your hands and lips together and listen to YOUR OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGH CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...XAVIER F'N WOLF!!!! Tell em what's up X!
Johnny hands Xavier Wolf the mic and once again the entire audience is filled with cheers as Johnny seems utterly perplexed by this while Xavier Wolf looks at Johnny like...OHH YOU DIDN'T KNOW? YO ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!!! X takes the mic and then paces back and fourth in the middle of the ring until stopping and looking out into the endless sea of humanity as he begins to speak his mind...
Xavier Wolf: There’s this rumor, this whisper, that’s making its way around the backstage area. And normally, I don’t address these or give them any sort of attention. Like deals that haven’t been signed, or people who are champions in other promotions. But this one...this one needs it. There are people here who want to say that THE OPW, no...YOUR OPW CHAMPION..quit. And walked away. This could not be further from the truth. I did not quit. I do not quit. Vincent did. In a moment of absolute rage and frustration, he decided to walk away. I don’t walk away. I don’t miss a day. I am every fucking day. Every moment, every second. So I’d say this; if you want this rumor to be a self fulfilling one, and you you want Mr. 24/7/366 to change..pick one of those days and try.
Xavier Wolf doesn't move, he simply lowers the mic and turns his attention towards the entrance ramp as if he expected someone to come down and answer that challenge?...Stephen Stratford perhaps? Maybe Damon Riggs? But after a few seconds pass no one comes out but Xavier still looks like he is ready to rip someone's head off for the soul purpose of shitting down their neck. Johnny slowly moves to take the mic as X lets it go but Johnny still appears as if he is trying to sneak passed a PITBULL that could open his mouth and slam it down on Johnny's head at any moment. But Johnny's fingers grab the mic and he pulls himself up finally and takes a deep sigh of relief. He then looks back out at the crowd and we watch his arrogant smirk curve across his lips as he once again goes to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh don't hold your breathe X don't none of them want none! Not even the dude who you have practically rolled the red carpet out for! Stephen Stratford knows deep down that the next time he climbs inside the ring with you he will suffer the same fate as he did the last time...Only this time it will hurt much worse it will be even more humiliating because once the bell sounds and Royal Powerhouse reminds him that he is still not the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion he will sit up and realize there is no one else to blame but the one person he should have been blaming this entire time....And uhhh
!!!!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!
FoR ONCE THE AnSWeR AINT DAMON RIGGS!!!
But we will cross that bridge when we get to it during the main event of the DruG$ SeX and RoCK n RoLL pay per view event that is only two weeks away! One of the main reasons we came out here this evening was to put a few matters to bed once and for all! BUT ALAS...There is indeed some light at the end of this tunnel as we are still two weeks away from the night The SyNDiCaTE proves once and for all that we are the necessary evil that keeps OPW's clock ticking and tocking...Therefore live here on Monday Night SHOWCASE I would like you all to join us...No I DEMAND that every man woman and child in the OUTLAW NATION, as well as you dopey phucks in the back to be out here at this ring next week as we stop and we give thanx to the man that presently resides over PRO WRESTLING AS IT'S ABSOLUTE BEST! Yup that's correct! Live here next week is the officall OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP celebration as we feature our OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION as we chronicle some of his most impactful moments over the course of the last year to prove incase there are still any of you out there that foolishly doubt that this man is THE BEST IN THE WORLD! NOW onto other matters because we did come out here to talk about the present and even shine a bit of light on our very bright future! But now it is time for us to put one specific matter to bed ONCE AND FOR ALL! And unless you have been living with your head even further upyour asses than I gave you credit for then you saw last week we saw the dramatic ending of not one but TWO of pro wrestling's most infamous marriages/love affairs! I'll admit that the Wolf marriage ended with a bit more class and dignity than my marriage did but to be fair my situation involved that cum guzzling, two timing, over spending self serving nickle slut Blair Buchannan so as far as class is concerned I was already fighting a steep uphill battle as far as that is concerned! But being the role models we are...People these days have to be watching Outlaw Pro Wrestling programming and wondering is there even any such thing as true love? Does anyone ever really last? And the answer ladies and gentlemen especially when you are cut from the cloth that those of us standing in this ring right now are! I mean look at us...Do we strike you as the type of people that don't get what we want all the time? I mean yeah sometimes...as rare as it may be...But SOMETIMES we are forced to do what you peasents do and we are forced to wait for what it is we want...But good things come to those who wait...Only mine has been cumming at least five times a week since INJUSTICE4ALL....But please don't take my word for it...Ms. Swan....if you'd be so kind!
{{ Anicka came over from where she was standing with Le’Andra, whispering into each other’s ears and slid up the front of Johnny, causing him to smile and look upwards and mouth the words “Thank You, God.” She wrapped her arms around his neck and wrapped her left leg around his right and rubbed it up and down; she pulled him down to her a little and nibbled on his ear a bit. }}
AS: Ani needs the mic, JohnJohn.
JS: Whatever you want, Doll.
{{ Johnny hands her the mic; she gives him a long and deep kiss, sending the arena into a round of boos and the chant of “whore” over and over. She turns around, leaning slightly back into Johnny, who wraps his arms around her waist and then kisses her bare shoulder. If you were close enough, you could see Anicka’s hips moving just slightly against the front of Stylez. }}
AS: Aw, are you all trying to hurt Ani’s feelings? {{ She made a pouty face. }} Come on now, you know Ani doesn’t have feelings from the crotch up. {{ She laughs as the fans boo her more. }} Ani knows you’re mad at her, if Ani was you she would probably be mad at her, too. She took your Golden Boy’s heart and just ripped it out of his chest and took a big ol’ big of it. {{ Another round of boos and “whore”. }} But come on now. Wasn’t he warned? Didn’t someone bother telling him Ani’s history? Hell, didn’t Ani warn Roger? And since we’re talking about history… Why don’t you come on out here, Cowboy.
{{ Suddenly KICKIN IT IN THE STIXX BLARES OVER THE PA SYSTEM and PHOENIX ARIZONA COMES UNF'N GLUED...That is until the man they were waiting to see doesn't look like the man they are actually looking at. The Co-Owner of OPW who had his entire world turned upside down over the past month stumbles out from the entrance tunnel looking like he hasn't shaved in a few weeks. His hair is all matty and greasy. His white polo shirt has some soy sauce stains and his Cowboy hat looks like it had been stomped on a time or two in a fit of rage. But irregarldess Roger Wright stumbles out with a bottle of Jameson in one hand and a mic in the other. He holds the mic in the air calling for the music to be cut...He then raises the bottle to his lips and goes to speak, but once he realizes that it's the booze instead of the mic he takes a swig and looks down at the ring where ANi and Johnny are pressed up against one another and just shakes his head. Ani then takes it on herself to break the awkward silence.
AS: Heya, Cowboy. You miss me?
RW: Not sure that really matters now, does it, Ms. Swan.
AS: Sounds like you miss Ani. {{ She teased him. }}
RW: Hard to miss something that really wasn’t “yours”. {{ Roger get a loud pop from the crowd, causing Anicka and the Syndicate to laugh. }}
AS: Truth is, Cowboy, Ani’s always belonged to Ani. Any man who’s ever tried to tie her down has had to learn that the hard way. You probably learned it the hardest. Ani has to hand it to you though, you came so close to “breaking” her.
RW: Not sure anyone can make you theirs anymore.
AS: Once upon a time there was…
RW: Looks like it didn’t end in Happily Ever After either…
AS: Or did it? Didn’t you ever wonder about the tattoo on Ani’s finger? {{ She raises the middle finger on her right hand. }} What on Earth could LA stand for? Did you think it was some gang shit? Johnny and Ani have known each other a very long time, and she had almost convinced the Pack that Johnny was a good fit. But you know first hand what assholes they are so it didn’t work out. {{ She reaches up and caresses the side of Johnny’s face, causing him to close his eyes and smile; he didn’t know how amazing that could feel after all these years. }} All that time that Ani was under contract to fight for Syndicate, reminded Ani just how fun that Johnny was to be around. He kept finding ways and reasons to be around X and Le’, because you know, where they are, so is Ani. And Johnny, he kinda knows Ani. {{ She nods her head. }} He knew exactly what he was doing when he made that recording. All he had to do was find that little chink in the Suzy Homemaker imagine and find the Ani that he knew; he knew if he could tap into her and sweet talk her the only way he knows how, Ani would be up to old trix. {{ She turned her head and looked up at Johnny and smiled. }} When he woke up and saw what Ani had done, he knew now was the time to implement “Operation: Out with the Old, In with the New”.
RW: I would have given you the world, Ani. {{ Roger shook his head. }}
AS: We’re from two different worlds, Cowboy. {{ She gives him a smile. }} Ani’s willing to bring you to her world one more night and rock it at {{whatever the name of the show is}}. You and Ani getting all rough.. All hot… all sweaty.. Just like old times.
{{ The crowd starts chanting…
Ani Sux
Whore
Ani Sux
Whore
...over and over as Roger stood there at the top of the ramp and shakes his head. }}
RW: If that’s what makes you happy, Ani, I will meet you there.
AS: Aww, how sweet, still wanting to make Ani happy.
RW: And I am done with making a whore happy tonight.
AS: Spoken like a man who lost his.
{{ Johnny grabs Ani’s hand holding the mic and pulls it towards his lips. }}
JS: She’s my Doll now.
RW: You two make quite a couple when I think about it, enjoy life with Annabelle.
AS: You just don’t know the life he’s enjoying {{ She pauses for a moment and then flashes a wicked little smile. }} Oh, wait… yeah, you do.
{{ Anicka turns back around and wraps her arms around Johnny’s neck, then wrapped one leg around his hip and the other around his other hip and pulls herself up on Johnny, kissing him long and deep; dropping the mic. Xavier laughs and reaches down and picks up the mic as Le’Andra and the others shake their heads and laugh; X puts the mic to his lips. }}
XW: I am pretty sure that’s Anickanese for “Ani will see you in the ring.”
{{ Roger put the mic to his lips and went to say something, but at the last moment he shook his head and turned back...when suddenly
MONEY...POWER...RESPECT
by the LOX BLARES OVER THE PA SYSTEM and the fans erupt in a chorus of boos as out walks the entie FoCuS crew. First out walks Chase Aiga flanked by Paul Montouri and Stephen Stratford along with his beautiful wife Demi Stratford. Out behind them is Brandon Moore and his wife Miss Michelle Moore...and then finally they are joined by THE PRODUCER Joe Montouri who is wearing his ridiculously expensive Italian suit. He walks to the center of the entrance ramp as all of FoCus seems to take over the entirety of entrance ramp. Roger goes to exit but first PMONT steps in his way smiling at him just hoping to God he throws a punch. Roger steps to the side and tries to go the other direction when Brandon Moore all smiles as well steps in his way. Roger then turns back facing Joe who looks at Roger with a WHAT YA GUNNA DO NOW BITCH look plastered across his face. Roger then raises his mic to his lips and says...
[ Roger Wright ]: If yall are going to do this can we just go ahead and get on with it, because we all have places we'd much rather be right now wouldn't you agree Joesph, besides if you really wanna get blood, booze, or even worse PUKE all over that suit you stole from some blind pimps closet know it is you who will be responsible for it at the end of the day AMIGO...YOUR CALL!
JMONT nods his head letting The FoCuS group know it was ok to let him pass. PMONT and BMOORE look at each other and smile and step aside as Roger storms passed them without turning his head at all. Almost as if he wanted them to lay him out.
[ Joe Montouri ]: It's alright fellas let him go! We've got bigger fish to fry presently! Ohh but Roger do see that you stop by my office later here tonight pal there are some things you and I need to discuss before you leave here tonight...If you fail to show up for this meeting Roger there will be real fucking consequences I'm warning you...and I have only ever been in the habit of doing that shit no more than once!!! So I guess I'll see ya later tonight then?
Roger vanishes behind the curtain as all of FoCuS gets a huge laugh off of that one as Joe turns his attention back to Johnny Stylez and The SyNDiCaTe. Both factions glare each other down as the camera pans around as we get a truly epic ICONIC shot of the two most dangerous, impactful, and strong groups to ever exist in pro wrestling. Two generations of bad ass glaring one another down under one roof. The fans stand and cheer out of respect for what they know they are watching after a few minutes Johnny breaks the ICE.
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: So Joe you need something or did you guys just wanna get an early jump on Xavier Wolf appreciation week, because if you came out here to intimidate us I'm afraid you're gunna yall are gunna be disappointed aint no Riggs BITCHES OUT HERE! And quite frankly none of yall scare any of us one PHUCKIN BIT!
[ Joe Montouri ]: They told me you were funny Johnny and actually kinda clever on your good days! Well if today is one of those days...Then maybe I dunno for once LISTEN instead of shooting your stupid fucking mouth of! Because we actually came out here this evening to extend a professional courtesy that quite frankly we don't owe you nor do you deserve! But I thought out of respect for our little arrangement we had in the past! But right now the only thing any of us really want Johnny boy is for you and your little girl scout troop back there to take a little of your own advice! Stop and take it all in....STOP AND EVEN SOAK SOME UP IF YA GOTTA! Point is bitches you need really stop and enjoy what it felt like walking down to the ring a few moments ago under the false pretenses that you were safe on account of being at the top of the food chain! But just like we informed the Riggs Family it is time for all of Outlaw Pro Wrestling to FoCuS on it's immediate future! Because very soon it will be us down there opening the show...It will be us calling the shots and it will be us that once again dethrones another powerful faction that thought they could stand up to our dominance! Because we are not lost LA Johnny Stylez no sir as a matter of fact I think we are for the very first time in a long time right where we should be! So just know that the longer this goes the stronger we get! And then there will come a time when not any of you nor the Outlaw Nation to FoCuS none of you will stand a snow balls chance in hell! And it starts right here tonight when my brother Paul and The Prodigal Son of The Outlaw Nation Brandon Moore walk out of this building here this evening the brand new Outlaw Pro Wrestling Immortal Tag Team Champions of The WORLD! SO that's all I really got for ya, so what do you say you pussies get out of the ring and let's let the games BEGIN!!!
Johnny looks over at X who immediatley looks down at the ring and grabs the top rope as we see Johnny crack and arrogant smile. It's as if both of them are desperatley trying to keep from laughing until they can fight it no longer and start cracking up in the middle of the ring. Everyone in the arena from FoCuS to the other members of The SyNDiCaTe and even every single member of the Outlaw Nation are glaring at them with confusion...Joe Montouri seems a bit frustrated by this so he raises the mic to his lips and asks...
Joe Montouri: I'm sorry did I say somethin funny?
Xavier Wolf: You wanna take this one?
LA Johnny Stylez: Nah Champ...You got this one!
Xavier Wolf: Well Johnny and I just find it slightly humorus that you...Ya know
!!!!!THINK IT'S A GAME??
...WHICH AINT YOU HEARD? WE DON'T HAVE TO BREAK THE RULEZ CAUSE WE MAKE EM!
LA Johnny Stylez: HAHAAHAH Well...I was actually laughin at this kinda being just like his lil stand up routine the other night...Mostly everyone lookin around confused while there was really only a few people that were laughin...Probably both of em AT YOU! Just like these fans will if you really think you are finna come into our backyard and take shit away from us, because I'ma tell ya this right here and right now JOE
!!!!THAT SHIT AINT HAPPENIN!!!
CAUSE LOOK IN THIS RING...WE AINT THE RIGGS FAMILY MUDDAH PHUCKER!!!
Your pressence doesn't intimidate nor concern us even a teeny tine bit. If anything I'll give you aggravation, but like we are talking about gnat at a BBQ or trying to go out to a bar to get laid and Josh Manhunt is your wingman type of aggravated...But outside of thatyou're no different then the rest of the sheep we have been herding for the last year ya DIGG! Now do yourselves a favor before you phuck around and
!!!!!ACTUALLY PISS US OFF!!!!!
...WHICH ASK AROUND HOMIE THAT'S THE LAST THING YOU WANNA DO PODNUH!!!
Do we understand one another or do we need to come down there and make sure?
[ Joe Montouri ]: Woah! You always were a mouthy little bitch but I can see in the absence of true greatness you Johnny Stylez have fucked around and forgotten your actual place! Well don't worry because that will make putting you back in it all that more enjoyable for everyone of us! And the same goes for every last one of you in that ring with him. The next pay per view event is a SyNDiCaTe sponsored event, but what are you bitches gunna say when Stephen Stratford walks out with what used to be Xavier Wolf's OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title? What ya going to do tonight when Brandon and Paul walk out with the OPW Immortal World Tag Team Titles? You've been underestimating your opposition for way too long Johnny! You allowed me to build this army right underneath your nose, and when we are finished reducing the Riggs Legacy to ashes we will turn our attention towards you! Because we came here for the WORLD JOHNNY! YOUR WORLD...AND EVERY FUCKIN THING IN IT! I'd say it is way passed time you got your head out of your ass and take a look around you playa! But who are we kiddin by the time you pay your problems the proper amount of FoCuS it will we way too late. Your back door will have been kicked in and there won't be no where left to run! And I want you to know on that day JOHNNY BOY IT'S GOING TO BE ME and The MAN we recruited to help guide us through it who cuts you off at the pass and sees that look in your eye when the reality sets in when you realize just how fucked you are! The man who helped you build this empire! The man you discarded and discredited with every chance you got! You've had a life time of mistakes and recipts fixing to catch up to you BOY! AND BRANDON MOORE IS COMIN TO COLLECT HIS DUE! So stand back and watch how its done because starting right here tonight FoCuS proves to the entire Outlaw Nation...Hell to the entire pro wrestling population why we havent been seen in ten plus years and still every single man woman and child in this arena is hanging on our every word!
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: GooD SPEECH JOE! Really! But you think you just said anything we aven't heard six times since we've had breakfast this morning? That's what they all have said over the last three hundred and sixty five my dude! And every got damn one of them has fallen at our feet, carried out on stretchers, or never heard from again! So make your empty promises all you'd like Joe, because at the end of the day nothing you will do or say will ever change the fact that Outlaw Pro Wrestling is run by the people you see holding this ring down as we speak! And the thing of it is we don't just run OPW...WE
!!!!!F'N ARE OPW!!!!!
...WHICH MEANS WE CROSSED OVER ANY LINE YOU PUSSIES MADE A DECADE AGO!!!!
But just because you saw me once upon a time as inferior take a look around Joe! My name is still even on your got damn pay check! So please do me a favor when I put you in the place you convinced yourself was for me then smack you across the face a few times like we were in a got damn Bugs Bunny Cartoon and then grab you by your bitch ass face and tell you to
!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
...Cause You May Not Be SoRRy Now BUT YOU F'N WILL BE BY THE TIME IT ALL ENDZ!!!
Ladies and gentlemen WELCOME TO TAG WARZ! Let's GeT THIS GOT DAMN SHOW ON THE ROAD!