Post by lajohnnystylez on Dec 1, 2020 14:41:32 GMT -5
{ Monday Night ShowCa$e Tag Warz II is officially in the books. The show has ended and the arena has cleared out. All the fans have gone home for the evening and all that remains are the ring crew, most of the talent, and a few officals, vendors, and other shitbags with their hand out trying to butt phuck every nickle they can out of the huge gate that the Outlaw Pro Wrestling shows bring in. So we open up in the room LA Johnny Stylez was using as an office that evening. He is sitting around a huger stack of cash and an equally big hill of narcotics that Johnny is having for supper. He has a blunt in his hand and a disappointed look on his face. He turns to the stack of cash and we watch him carefully count out $1500 and hands it over to a short stocky dude with a huge forehead and has a crew of three guys that look like they smell like piss too. Johnny hits the blunt and plops the money down in front of them. He then takes the credit card to his right and pulls out a line that Tony Montana would be proud of, puts the straw in his nose and
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He then looks up at the guys who are counting the money and looks at Johnny with a look of disappointment which only infuriates the Co-Owner of OPW. She he pounds the desk with his fist so hard the cherry of the blunt falls out which he looks up at the head of the merch crew and let's him PHUCKIN HAVVVEEE IT!
LA Johnny Stylez: What? Don't give me that we need more money shit again ok...You phuckin shit stains sell tshirts! And don't for two seconds think I'm phuckin stupid and don't know you asshats already skimmed a hefty amount of the cash off the top anyway! I mean if you can give me two and a half good reasons of why you deserve...NOT NEED...Deserve a raise then I'll think about thinking about it! Till then take what I just gave you and be gone before I have the four of you beaten in public! And if you even think about trying to threaten me with that we'll go back to work for Action Wrestling bullshit again I might actually let you do it! But then again we both know you working in the same building as your Brother Odin Balfore doesn't ever work out...Because well of all the people he claims to be better than you just might be the only person in the world that he is right about...And no it aint by more than a cunt hair that was shaved thirty six hours ago...But winning is winning I guess! Now Mr. Balfore do we have an understanding or a problem?
The man we just disovered is the non identical twin brother of Action Wrestling's version of the dipshit that goes to college and still wears his high school letterman's jacket and goes to prom two years after he graduates because his girlfriend is finally a junior and can go to prom, and multi time World Champion which is the equivilient of being WCW's Hardcore Champion in the grand scheme of things, but we are getting off topic. He and his associates discuss their options and the three members of his crew seem to at least have at least half of a functioning brain between them as they take theiur money and walk out the door while Thor Balfore remains in the office...
LA Johnny Stylez: What Thor?
Thor Balfore: Miss...Uhh Miss ...Mistt...Mister Johnny Stylez I think we need a...
LA Johnny Stylez: Thor if you don't get the phuck out of my face right now I'm gunna get up and I'm gunna kick yur bottom lip over that ridiciliously large firehead of yours and then I am going to relight this blunt and put it out on the tip of your dick...Now tell me if anything I just said was unclear because I promise you I meant every last word of it as rudely as I possibly could...
Thor Balfore: Good night Mr. Stylez...See you next week!
LA Johnny Stylez: Good...So you aren't as stupid as you look! Not even your brother can say that much...Phuckin Shitbag!
Thor hurries out of the room because the last time he tested Johnny Stylez on matters of financial nature he woke up in the hospital with four cracked ribs and two less toes than he had before he was rendered unconscious. The door closes and suddenly it swings open and in walks his assistant Madison Ivy. Who by the way has the sexy assistant look down like it aint nobodies business.
Madison Ivy: Um Johnny...?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes Madison?...Is it Anicka? Is she outside? You have to tell her to let me rest for at least twenty minutes it is physically impossible for me to do what she wants after this weird kinky shit she had me doing before the main event a man's cash & prizes aren't meant to bend that way...And I...I just need a few minutes some more weed and probably half of whatever this shit is you got for me a few hours ago...Which is great by the way!
Madison Ivy: Yeah it's my boy Jimmy's recipe...I can't tell you everything that is in it...But there is some crushed up Cialis in there!
LA Johnny Stylez: Which is why you just got a raise!
Madison Ivy: Actually I was hoping you could book me in another scene with El Gran Luchadore…?
LA Johnny Stylez: Madison please tell me you didn't seriously come in here to ask me that...
Madison Ivy: No I came in here to tell you that Ariel Shadows is still out there waiting on you and she is fuckin pissed!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well why in the phuckin phuck is she even out there to begin with?
Madison Ivy: Becauyse after the show ended you told me to go find her and make sure she knew to stop by your office before she left here...And she has been waiting for almost thirty minutes.
LA Johnny Stylez: OHHH EMMM GEEEE.....Ariel Shadows had to wait a half hour...When I've been waiting almost six months for her to show me why I pay her in the first place?...You said she was pissed?...Good tell her to get her big ass in here STAT! We need to have a lil chat!....Wait...wait don't go just yet...
Johnny then takes trhe credit card and pulls out a line twice the size of the one he did a few moments ago. He looks at it and then atr Madison Ivy winks and then puts the straw back in his nose and
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He then shoots up with a look of pain on his face as he has his hand on his nose and his eyes are watering. He shakes it off and wipes his eyes...He then picks his blunt back up flips the top off his zippo and lights the tip. HE takes two good hits and then leans back in the chair and slowly spins in a circle while blowing smoke rings in the air. HE goes two full rotations before stopping facing MAdison as his arrogant smirk creeps across his face and he says...
LA Johnny Stylez: Show Ms. SuperCUNT she may enter!
tbc by Ariel Shadows
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He then looks up at the guys who are counting the money and looks at Johnny with a look of disappointment which only infuriates the Co-Owner of OPW. She he pounds the desk with his fist so hard the cherry of the blunt falls out which he looks up at the head of the merch crew and let's him PHUCKIN HAVVVEEE IT!
LA Johnny Stylez: What? Don't give me that we need more money shit again ok...You phuckin shit stains sell tshirts! And don't for two seconds think I'm phuckin stupid and don't know you asshats already skimmed a hefty amount of the cash off the top anyway! I mean if you can give me two and a half good reasons of why you deserve...NOT NEED...Deserve a raise then I'll think about thinking about it! Till then take what I just gave you and be gone before I have the four of you beaten in public! And if you even think about trying to threaten me with that we'll go back to work for Action Wrestling bullshit again I might actually let you do it! But then again we both know you working in the same building as your Brother Odin Balfore doesn't ever work out...Because well of all the people he claims to be better than you just might be the only person in the world that he is right about...And no it aint by more than a cunt hair that was shaved thirty six hours ago...But winning is winning I guess! Now Mr. Balfore do we have an understanding or a problem?
The man we just disovered is the non identical twin brother of Action Wrestling's version of the dipshit that goes to college and still wears his high school letterman's jacket and goes to prom two years after he graduates because his girlfriend is finally a junior and can go to prom, and multi time World Champion which is the equivilient of being WCW's Hardcore Champion in the grand scheme of things, but we are getting off topic. He and his associates discuss their options and the three members of his crew seem to at least have at least half of a functioning brain between them as they take theiur money and walk out the door while Thor Balfore remains in the office...
LA Johnny Stylez: What Thor?
Thor Balfore: Miss...Uhh Miss ...Mistt...Mister Johnny Stylez I think we need a...
LA Johnny Stylez: Thor if you don't get the phuck out of my face right now I'm gunna get up and I'm gunna kick yur bottom lip over that ridiciliously large firehead of yours and then I am going to relight this blunt and put it out on the tip of your dick...Now tell me if anything I just said was unclear because I promise you I meant every last word of it as rudely as I possibly could...
Thor Balfore: Good night Mr. Stylez...See you next week!
LA Johnny Stylez: Good...So you aren't as stupid as you look! Not even your brother can say that much...Phuckin Shitbag!
Thor hurries out of the room because the last time he tested Johnny Stylez on matters of financial nature he woke up in the hospital with four cracked ribs and two less toes than he had before he was rendered unconscious. The door closes and suddenly it swings open and in walks his assistant Madison Ivy. Who by the way has the sexy assistant look down like it aint nobodies business.
Madison Ivy: Um Johnny...?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes Madison?...Is it Anicka? Is she outside? You have to tell her to let me rest for at least twenty minutes it is physically impossible for me to do what she wants after this weird kinky shit she had me doing before the main event a man's cash & prizes aren't meant to bend that way...And I...I just need a few minutes some more weed and probably half of whatever this shit is you got for me a few hours ago...Which is great by the way!
Madison Ivy: Yeah it's my boy Jimmy's recipe...I can't tell you everything that is in it...But there is some crushed up Cialis in there!
LA Johnny Stylez: Which is why you just got a raise!
Madison Ivy: Actually I was hoping you could book me in another scene with El Gran Luchadore…?
LA Johnny Stylez: Madison please tell me you didn't seriously come in here to ask me that...
Madison Ivy: No I came in here to tell you that Ariel Shadows is still out there waiting on you and she is fuckin pissed!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well why in the phuckin phuck is she even out there to begin with?
Madison Ivy: Becauyse after the show ended you told me to go find her and make sure she knew to stop by your office before she left here...And she has been waiting for almost thirty minutes.
LA Johnny Stylez: OHHH EMMM GEEEE.....Ariel Shadows had to wait a half hour...When I've been waiting almost six months for her to show me why I pay her in the first place?...You said she was pissed?...Good tell her to get her big ass in here STAT! We need to have a lil chat!....Wait...wait don't go just yet...
Johnny then takes trhe credit card and pulls out a line twice the size of the one he did a few moments ago. He looks at it and then atr Madison Ivy winks and then puts the straw back in his nose and
SSSSSSSNNNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFF
He then shoots up with a look of pain on his face as he has his hand on his nose and his eyes are watering. He shakes it off and wipes his eyes...He then picks his blunt back up flips the top off his zippo and lights the tip. HE takes two good hits and then leans back in the chair and slowly spins in a circle while blowing smoke rings in the air. HE goes two full rotations before stopping facing MAdison as his arrogant smirk creeps across his face and he says...
LA Johnny Stylez: Show Ms. SuperCUNT she may enter!
tbc by Ariel Shadows