Post by lajohnnystylez on Dec 14, 2020 22:14:52 GMT -5
Taj Escobar: Fans welcome back if you are just now joining us..We know you were all expecting to see brand new one half of the OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions Paul Montouri go one on one against Apathy to see if they could try and settle some of their differences...But just a few moments ago while we were watching the entire Roger situation unfold a few moments ago....APathy came down to the ring and made a wager with PMONT that if she could emerge victorious then she and Scotty Adams would be added to the OPW Immortal Tag Team TITle match at the Pay Per View Event Drugs Sex and Rock n ROll in two short weeks.
Mason Moore: Amd just for the briefest of moments it appeared that Paul Montouri...The artist formerly known as El Gran Luchadore was going to be able to have his Vhodka Cake and EAT IT TOO! BUT SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU LUCHADORE NOT LIKE I PROBABLY WOULD!
Taj Escobar: MASON GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! HE TOOK THE MASK OFF AND HE IS NEVER PUTTING IT BACK ON!
Mason Moore: But...he said....He said he really loved it when I used to...
Taj Escobar: Ladies and gentlemen yall just watch this shit!
Mason Moore: Amd just for the briefest of moments it appeared that Paul Montouri...The artist formerly known as El Gran Luchadore was going to be able to have his Vhodka Cake and EAT IT TOO! BUT SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU LUCHADORE NOT LIKE I PROBABLY WOULD!
Taj Escobar: MASON GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! HE TOOK THE MASK OFF AND HE IS NEVER PUTTING IT BACK ON!
Mason Moore: But...he said....He said he really loved it when I used to...
Taj Escobar: Ladies and gentlemen yall just watch this shit!
A Few MoMeNTZ AGo
Taj Escobar: Ladies and gentlemen ever since Paul Montouri agreed to allow Apathy and her partner in The CuRe a spot in the OPW Immortal Tag Team Title Match at Drugs Sex and Rock N RoLL he has been wearing her the F OUT!
Mason Moore: *sigh*
Taj Escobar: What? What's the problem Mase?
Mason Moore: I remember when El Gran Luchadore used to wear me out!
Taj Escobar: Yeah but that was like so 2018! It's almost 2021! You know what that means?
Mason Moore: It's been two years since I've been worn out by the EL GRAN LUCHADORE?
Taj Escobar: Well...Yes but NO! It means it's the future! ANd there is so much to look forward to in the FUTURE!
Mason Moore: Said everyone NEW YEARS EVER 2019!
Paul Montouri has Apathy in the corner while he holds onto the top rope and he slams his fist against her cheek. Apathy's eyes are beginning to look glazed over more and more each time Montouri slams his fist into her face. ANd everytime Apathy looks like she wants to do something to get out of the cotrner Paul Montouri just does something else to over power her and keep her there. Apathy stands up and Paul simple readjusts grabs the top rope and starts to repeatedly kick Apathy in the stomach over and over again until she sinks back down into the canvas. When suddenly everyone's attention shoots over to the outlawTRON where we see a large cardboard cut out of Paul Montouri posing with the his half of the OPW Immortal World Tag Team Titles and then suddenly a female figure with bright orange hair. The female figure sways her hips to the left as we see every male and most females in the audience's head sways left and then her hips sway to the right as PMONT's and everyone in the audience's head sways right. SHe walks up to the PMONT cut out and begins to flirt with it a bit. Kinda like Ariel did in the Little Mermaid with the Statue of the human in her little human things cave.
Vodka Marie: Ohh Paul, you look so strapping standing there with the OPW Immortal Tag Team Title you and your Butler stole from Me and My Man! Why if I didn't know any better, which I do, but if I didn't I'd be able to say you actually know how to use your EL GRAN LUCHADORE instead of wildly stabbing away like some kind of thief in the night! But still I find something down right irresistible about a man who fucks the way a blind man fights in a boxing match! It's just you wearing a TITLE BELT everyone knows rightfully belongs to me, makes it so....damn....HARD to FoCuS on ANYTHING but your waist...Run away with you? Paul you know I can't! What would you brother say? Aside from HEY YOU TWO SHOULD REALLY GET OUT OF MY BASEMENT! So what do you say you put what will very soon be either me or Vincent's Immortal Tag Team Title Down, unzip this fly and let's have a quick lil lookie at that TRoU$eR SNaKE you call THe MoNTY PYTHON!?! He Looks Like He IS DYING TO GET OUT OF THESE POKEMON TIGHTY WHITIES!
Just then we see the female figure with orange hair we assume is *VHODKA MARIE* run her finger along the center of the cardboard chest of Paul Montouri's cut out. We are still unable to see her face...That is until the actual Vhodka Marie comes running through the crowd. SHe hops the guardrail and stops and looks up at the outlawTRON along with the rest of the arena whose eyes are glued to it while on the edge of their seat as despite the things Vodka is saying being rude and slightly insulting the body language and way she is carrying herself is enough to make it HOT, SEXY, and even some what arousing...We are able to tell by the look on PMONT's face who appears as if every single one of his dreams is coming true right here live on Monday Night SHOWCA$e he even closes his eyes as if Vodka Marie is unzipping his zipper right now. But Vhodka Marie looks into the camera shattering the 4th wall as she shakes her head and rolls her eyes as she rolls into the ring. Ref Josh Cole who is watching and he thinks that just because he is leaning against the turnbuckles that we can't see him slowly sticking his hand down his pants. Which makes it almost too easy for the OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion to spin Paul Montouri around and KICK HIM SQUARE IN HIS BAWLS
Mason Moore: *sigh*
Taj Escobar: What? What's the problem Mase?
Mason Moore: I remember when El Gran Luchadore used to wear me out!
Taj Escobar: Yeah but that was like so 2018! It's almost 2021! You know what that means?
Mason Moore: It's been two years since I've been worn out by the EL GRAN LUCHADORE?
Taj Escobar: Well...Yes but NO! It means it's the future! ANd there is so much to look forward to in the FUTURE!
Mason Moore: Said everyone NEW YEARS EVER 2019!
Paul Montouri has Apathy in the corner while he holds onto the top rope and he slams his fist against her cheek. Apathy's eyes are beginning to look glazed over more and more each time Montouri slams his fist into her face. ANd everytime Apathy looks like she wants to do something to get out of the cotrner Paul Montouri just does something else to over power her and keep her there. Apathy stands up and Paul simple readjusts grabs the top rope and starts to repeatedly kick Apathy in the stomach over and over again until she sinks back down into the canvas. When suddenly everyone's attention shoots over to the outlawTRON where we see a large cardboard cut out of Paul Montouri posing with the his half of the OPW Immortal World Tag Team Titles and then suddenly a female figure with bright orange hair. The female figure sways her hips to the left as we see every male and most females in the audience's head sways left and then her hips sway to the right as PMONT's and everyone in the audience's head sways right. SHe walks up to the PMONT cut out and begins to flirt with it a bit. Kinda like Ariel did in the Little Mermaid with the Statue of the human in her little human things cave.
Vodka Marie: Ohh Paul, you look so strapping standing there with the OPW Immortal Tag Team Title you and your Butler stole from Me and My Man! Why if I didn't know any better, which I do, but if I didn't I'd be able to say you actually know how to use your EL GRAN LUCHADORE instead of wildly stabbing away like some kind of thief in the night! But still I find something down right irresistible about a man who fucks the way a blind man fights in a boxing match! It's just you wearing a TITLE BELT everyone knows rightfully belongs to me, makes it so....damn....HARD to FoCuS on ANYTHING but your waist...Run away with you? Paul you know I can't! What would you brother say? Aside from HEY YOU TWO SHOULD REALLY GET OUT OF MY BASEMENT! So what do you say you put what will very soon be either me or Vincent's Immortal Tag Team Title Down, unzip this fly and let's have a quick lil lookie at that TRoU$eR SNaKE you call THe MoNTY PYTHON!?! He Looks Like He IS DYING TO GET OUT OF THESE POKEMON TIGHTY WHITIES!
Just then we see the female figure with orange hair we assume is *VHODKA MARIE* run her finger along the center of the cardboard chest of Paul Montouri's cut out. We are still unable to see her face...That is until the actual Vhodka Marie comes running through the crowd. SHe hops the guardrail and stops and looks up at the outlawTRON along with the rest of the arena whose eyes are glued to it while on the edge of their seat as despite the things Vodka is saying being rude and slightly insulting the body language and way she is carrying herself is enough to make it HOT, SEXY, and even some what arousing...We are able to tell by the look on PMONT's face who appears as if every single one of his dreams is coming true right here live on Monday Night SHOWCA$e he even closes his eyes as if Vodka Marie is unzipping his zipper right now. But Vhodka Marie looks into the camera shattering the 4th wall as she shakes her head and rolls her eyes as she rolls into the ring. Ref Josh Cole who is watching and he thinks that just because he is leaning against the turnbuckles that we can't see him slowly sticking his hand down his pants. Which makes it almost too easy for the OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion to spin Paul Montouri around and KICK HIM SQUARE IN HIS BAWLS
!!!!!OWWWWW!!!!!
EVERYONE WITH A SET OF THEIR OWN SAYS AS THEY WATCH ON!!!
EVERYONE WITH A SET OF THEIR OWN SAYS AS THEY WATCH ON!!!
The OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion now has a smile of her own plastered on her face as she yells something to one half of the OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions as she slides out from underneath the ring. Vhodka then hops the guardrail and makes her way toward the exit...But before she disappears from sight she stops and points to the outlawTRON as everyone's eyes shoot back over to it as we suddenly see that bright orange hair pop back up into view. SUddenly her hand finds its way to the top of the orange hair that she quickly rips off what apparently was a bright orange wig. And then suddenly everything adds up as most of us feel pretty stupid for not being able to deduce who it was right away as we find ourselves glaring at the former Outlaw Pro Wrestling Immortal World Heavyweight Champion Anicka Swan, who is biting one of her fingernails while twirling the wig around in the air. Apathy has then shot up to her feet yanks Paul Montouri up drags him to the center of the ring. She hooks his head underneath her arm and she DRILS HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH HER FUTURE SHOCK DDT she refers to as
MASON MOORE: APATHY JUST DRILLS PMONT WITH THE AFFLICTION DDT!!!
Taj Escobar: WHAT A DIRTY FREAKIN TRICK! BRILLIANT...BUT DIRTY!!
Mason Moore: Yeah well....When PMONT was EL GRAN LUCHADORE HE USED TO LIKE IT DIRTY.THE DIRTIER THE BETTER! THE WORLD WE LIVE IN IS A HOPELESS ONE TAJ ESCOBAR! 2020 WAS THE GOT DAMN WORST!!!
Taj Escobar: WOMAN WILL YOU GET A FRIGGIN HOLD OF YOURSELF THERE IS A PINFALL BEING COUNTED IN THE RING!
Royal Powerhouse: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND AS A RESULT WILL NOW BE ENTERED ALONG WITH HER PARTNER SCOTTY ADAMS INTO THE OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT DRUGS SEX AND ROCK N ROLL....THIS ISSS AAAAPPPPPPPAATTTTHYYYYYYYYY BRRRRROOOOOTTTTHHHHHEEEERRRRRR!!!!
Taj Escobar: And would you look at poor PMONT...You can tell he is just heart broken about all of this! I just don't know if it is because he lost to Apathy or if what he was watching didn't happen in real life. At this point I dont think it would have mattered if it was Anicka or Vhodka...And if we are just being honest I'm not so sure it ever did!
Mason Moore: Taj YOU...You just don't understand love you jack off!
Taj Escobar: YES I FRICKEN DO!
Mason Moore: OK...have you ever been in love before?
Taj Escobar: Uhh of course I have!
Mason Moore: No...Not in the creepy stalker way.
Taj Escobar: Well whats the got damn difference?
Mason Moore: Well did she love you back?
Taj Escobar: Uhhh....Probably....NOT!
Mason Moore: See if you've never really been in love before then how could you possibly understand any of this jackfruit?
Taj Escobar: Because I know what it's like to pine over a woman who is willing to blow literally anyone besides you! It's maddeningt and it makes you wanna break shit!
Mason Moore: Yeah wait did you just really say out loud that you understand what PMONT is going through?
Taj Escobar: YEAH, I just explained that we have been in literally the exact same situation before!
Mason Moore: HAHAHAHAah Taj...Ohh you are being fricken hilarious tonight! No it's not even close to being the same thing baby!
Taj Escobar: And why the hell not?
Mason Moore: Because it wasn't just the woman you were "in love with" that didn't wanna blow you was it?...It was every woman within a seven to fifty mile radius~!
Taj Escobar: Well ladies and gentlemen not that i'm trying to desperately change the subject or anything like that...But as a result of this elaborate robbery The CuRe has been added to the OPW Immortal Tag Team Title situation at Drugs Sex and Rock n RoLL! And....HOLY SHIT!!!!
Mason Moore: WHAT?!?!
Taj Escobar: We have to cut backstage RIGHT MEOW!!!!
Mason Moore: Wait are you saying meow?
Taj Escobar: GOT DAMNIT MASON THEREE IS NO TIME! I'm being told there is something going down between OPW Immortal World HEavyweight CHampion and STEPHEN STRATFORD!
Mason Moore: WELL CLOSE THAT MAN PLEASING HOLE OF YOURS FOR TWO SECONDS AND LET'S GET BACK THERE!
Taj Escobar: FANS STAY WITH US WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE MAIN EVENT!!!
MASON MOORE: APATHY JUST DRILLS PMONT WITH THE AFFLICTION DDT!!!
Taj Escobar: WHAT A DIRTY FREAKIN TRICK! BRILLIANT...BUT DIRTY!!
Mason Moore: Yeah well....When PMONT was EL GRAN LUCHADORE HE USED TO LIKE IT DIRTY.THE DIRTIER THE BETTER! THE WORLD WE LIVE IN IS A HOPELESS ONE TAJ ESCOBAR! 2020 WAS THE GOT DAMN WORST!!!
Taj Escobar: WOMAN WILL YOU GET A FRIGGIN HOLD OF YOURSELF THERE IS A PINFALL BEING COUNTED IN THE RING!
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Taj Escobar: And would you look at poor PMONT...You can tell he is just heart broken about all of this! I just don't know if it is because he lost to Apathy or if what he was watching didn't happen in real life. At this point I dont think it would have mattered if it was Anicka or Vhodka...And if we are just being honest I'm not so sure it ever did!
Mason Moore: Taj YOU...You just don't understand love you jack off!
Taj Escobar: YES I FRICKEN DO!
Mason Moore: OK...have you ever been in love before?
Taj Escobar: Uhh of course I have!
Mason Moore: No...Not in the creepy stalker way.
Taj Escobar: Well whats the got damn difference?
Mason Moore: Well did she love you back?
Taj Escobar: Uhhh....Probably....NOT!
Mason Moore: See if you've never really been in love before then how could you possibly understand any of this jackfruit?
Taj Escobar: Because I know what it's like to pine over a woman who is willing to blow literally anyone besides you! It's maddeningt and it makes you wanna break shit!
Mason Moore: Yeah wait did you just really say out loud that you understand what PMONT is going through?
Taj Escobar: YEAH, I just explained that we have been in literally the exact same situation before!
Mason Moore: HAHAHAHAah Taj...Ohh you are being fricken hilarious tonight! No it's not even close to being the same thing baby!
Taj Escobar: And why the hell not?
Mason Moore: Because it wasn't just the woman you were "in love with" that didn't wanna blow you was it?...It was every woman within a seven to fifty mile radius~!
Taj Escobar: Well ladies and gentlemen not that i'm trying to desperately change the subject or anything like that...But as a result of this elaborate robbery The CuRe has been added to the OPW Immortal Tag Team Title situation at Drugs Sex and Rock n RoLL! And....HOLY SHIT!!!!
Mason Moore: WHAT?!?!
Taj Escobar: We have to cut backstage RIGHT MEOW!!!!
Mason Moore: Wait are you saying meow?
Taj Escobar: GOT DAMNIT MASON THEREE IS NO TIME! I'm being told there is something going down between OPW Immortal World HEavyweight CHampion and STEPHEN STRATFORD!
Mason Moore: WELL CLOSE THAT MAN PLEASING HOLE OF YOURS FOR TWO SECONDS AND LET'S GET BACK THERE!
Taj Escobar: FANS STAY WITH US WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE MAIN EVENT!!!