Post by lajohnnystylez on Dec 29, 2020 4:25:47 GMT -5
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~{XaVieR WOLF APPReCiaTiON NiGHT}~
OPW MONDAY NIGHT SHoWCa$eep17
OPW WAR MATCH
(For The VaKaNT OPW IMMORTAL TiTLE)
AnicKa SwaNN vs APaTHy
Anicka has the chair on the ground looking like she is using it to hold herself up. She takes a deep breathe as Apathy looks up at her, and then Anicka raises the chair above her head but before she can slam it down into Apathy's dome, Apathy lunges forward slamming her elbow right into Anicka's stomach. Anicka then drops the chair as Apathy stands up and puts Anicka's head into her arm as she is trying to lock Anicka's hands for a double underhook, but Anicka is able to wiggle free. Apathy is still holding onto one of Anicka's arms, as Anicka then rolls to Apathy's inside and clubs her with a ROARING ELBOW. Apathy's eyes look like they were rolling into the back of her head, as Anicka Swan sensing this was her moment grabs Apathy's arm and WHIPS HER TO THE ROPES. Anicka follows her looking for BLACK MAJIK as she stops and shoots her leg up trying to nail Apathy with a SUPERKICK, but Apathy MIRACIOUSLY DUCKS UNDERNEATH.
When ANicka's foot comes back down onto the canvas Apathy grabs Anicka by her waist and spins her upside down to where she is in position for a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER. Apathy doesn't plant her just yet. Instead she backs into the corner and uses her right hand to pulls her and Anicka up to the second turnbuckle. Once she is standing on the middle turnbuckle EVERY ASS IS UP AND OUT OF EVERY SEAT AS THEY ARE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS AND AS APATHY LEAPS OFF WE SEE NOTHING OUT IN THE CROWD EXECPT A MILLION FLASHES FROM A MILLION CAMERAS AS THEY TRY TO CATCH APATHY DRILL ANICKA SWAN INTO THE CANVAS WITH A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE. The crowd lets out a defaning gasp that could be heard all over the city, as Apathy shoots up and collapses down on Anicka Swan as Daniel Devine drops down to make the cover and the capacity sold out crowd counts along with him
Taj Escobar: HOLY FUCK SHIT JESUS CHRIST APATHY JUST DRILLED ANICKA SWAN WITH A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE! THAT'S IT YOU DID IT KID!!! VOODOO I'LL TAKE ALL FRESH CRISP ONE DOLLAR BILLS BABY...I'LL EVEN BUY YOU LUNCH TOMORROW!!!
Mason Moore: HOLY FUCK SHIT JESUS IS RIGHT WHAT A MOVE!!! SHE'S GOT THE COVER DEVINE IS ALREADY IN POSITION!!!!
VooDoo: COME ON KID KICK OUT...KICKOUT ANIIII PLEASE!!!
Taj Escobar: 1......2.......3 WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK NO...THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
The entire crowd is stunned silent as just as Daniel Devine was going to slam his hand into the canvas for the 3rd and final time out of no where Xavier Wolf crawls from under the ring and pulls Daniel Devine out of the ring. Even he looks shocked as he winks at Daniel Devine and slides in the ring. Apathy tries to get to her feet, but Xavier Wolf picks up the chair Anicka dropped a few moments ago and just like Sabu used to do back in the gap throws it right in Apathy's face
!!!!!!CA-DUNK!!!!!!
IS THE SOUND IT MAKES AS THE STEEL IS THROWN RIGHT INTO APATHY'S SKULL!!!
Then for miles and miles thrughout the streets of CHI TOWN nothing can be heard but boos, as Xavier Wolf picks up the chair stands over Apathy lifts it high into the air and rams the rim of the chair into Apathy's stomach. ANd then he does it again and again as he takes the rim of the chair and presses it against Apathy's throat trying to choke the life out of her. We see Eoin O'Rourke come running down to ringside as he is yelling for someone to life the cage but they won't until the match as ended. Xavier calls out to Eoin, as he pulls Apathy up by her hair. He scoops her up in his arms like he is going to fo for a Fall AWAY SLAM. But instead he pulls her in close and falls to his right DRIVING APATHY HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH AN INVERTED DRIVER
Mason Moore: THAT'S XAVIER'S BRAND NEW FINISHER HE'S BEEN WORKING ON...I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE CALLS IT THOUGH?!?
VooDoo: Well if he's taking suggestions I'd call it THE CRITICAL CONDITION, because it looks like Apathy might be in it after this match is over, and Taj too after he heads straight to the nearest ATM to give me my $500...But all joking aside, I am beyond disappinted in Anicka SWAN...I taught her better than this...I can't believe these fucking assholes sunk this low! The reason the cell doesn't have any FUCKING DOORS ON IT...Is to keep everyone out..This was betwewen ANI and APATHY! But leave it to the Syndicate to SODOMISE THE INTEGRITY OF ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BUSINESS! I will always love Xavier because he is family...BUT MOTHER FUCKER I DON'T LIKE HIM RIGHT NOW!!!
Taj Escobar: Yeah you ME and every man woman and child in this arena right now...I haven't heard a crowd boo this loudly since X slammed Johnny's shovel into his brother's temple at INJUSTICE! THIS IS DESPICIABLE! WHERE IS MICHELLE WHEN YOU NEED HER?...I WISH SHE WOULD COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW ORDER THIS CAGE LIFTED SO EOIN COULD GET IN THAT RING RIP XAVIER'S TESTICLES FROM HIS DICK AND SHOVE THEM IN HIS EYE SOCKETS SO FROM NOW ON THE ONLY THING HE COULD EVER SEE IS HOW MUCH OF A DICK HE IS!!!
Mason Moore; Well don't sugar coat it sweetheart please tell us how you really feel about it!!!
Anicka gets to her feet as X motions with his head for her to pick up the chair. Anicka walks over and grabs the chair off the ground and unfolds it. Ani then walks right around and sits down on the chair. Ani is taunting Apathy as Apathy still has enough fight in her as she tries to pull herself to her feet. Ani looks at Xavier and rolls her eyes as she pulls Apathy's head back by pulling her hair and we hear Ani say to her..."YOU NEVER EVEN STOOD A CHANCE CUNT"
!!!!!SMACK!!!!!
ANICKA SWAN BACKHANDS APATHY RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE.
Anicka Swan then stands up and still holding Apathy's hair grabs two handfuls and then pulls her in while she pulls her knee up and knees Apathy right in the face...Once....Twice...and then for a third time. Xavier then walks up behind Anicka and we can hear him say...IT'S TIME ANI....END IT! Anicka then pulls Apathy up hitting her with a few forearm shots as she whips Apathy to the ropes as she comes back around X holds the chair up right in front of her face as Anicka shifts her legs and SUPERKICKS the CHAIR RIGHT INTO APATHY'S FACE. Apathy's back smacks the canvas and her eyes are rolled into the back of her head as her forehead is ow gushing blood. X picks up the chair and unfolds it, and bows as he takes ANicka's hand and helps her take a seat as they both look at Daniel Devine like he is a grade A...IDIOT and at the same time shout at him...
XAVIER/ANICKA: COUNT DUMBASS
Daniel Devine looks like he wants to refuse until Xavier jerks him by his shirt collar and he looks Devine right in his eyes and slowly but firmly says....COUNT JACKASS
And so reluctantly Devine begins his count
.1
..2
...3
....4
.....5
......6
.......7
........8
.........9
..........10
As he was making his count Adrian Black and Christian Rivers came running down to ringside. Eoin O'Rourke heard the commotion and valiantly ran towards the entrance ramp to take them head on. Eoin drops the OPW Prestige Champion with a wild HAYMAKER, and headbutts Adrian Black, but eventually the numbers game got to be too much when Christian Rivers chop blocked Eoin and Adrian Black hit him with a DDT onto the steel entrance ramp. The fans all on their feet throwing anything and everything they can towards the ring, and as the bell rings to end the match Anicka leaps off the chair and into Xavier's arms. He catches her and then sets her down, and demands that Devine join him in raising the brand new OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION'S HAND!
:::::::::::::DING::::::::::::::::::
Royal Powerhouse: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE 5TH AND FINAL FALL BY TKO AND THE NEEEEWWWWWWWW OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMMMMPPPIIIOOONNNN OF THE WOOOORRRRLLLLLLDDDDDD ANNNNIIIICCCKKKAAAA SWWWWANNNNN BRRROOOTTHHHEERRRR....This is fucking bullshit!
"THE RESISTANCE" BY SKILLET BLARES OVER THE PA SYSTEM AS THE CO-OWNER OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING ALONG WITH THE OPW SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND HIS WIFE BLAIR BUCHANNAN-STYLEZ AND ON HIS OTHER ARM THE WIFE OF XAVIER WOLF AND JOHNNY'S FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION PARTNER LE'ANDRA FURY walk out to the center of the entrance ramp. The cage begins to slowly lift off the ground as Johnny, Blair, and Le'Andra make their way to ringside. By the time they make it down there the cage is high enough for them to get in the ring. Johnny walks over and yanks the OPW Immortal Heavyweight Championship from Royal Powerhouse who is cursing at Johnny for the shit that just went down in the ring. Johnny yanks the mic out of his hand presses it to his lips as he looks him up and down and matter o factly says...
LA Johnny Stylez: YOU DON'T LIKE IT? QUIT LARDASS!
The crowd then hops on Johnny's case immediatley...Well all of their cases as the chant rings out
SYNDICATE SUX
SYNDICATE SUX
SYNDICATE SUX
Johnny climbs in the ring and he then presents Anicka Swan with her 2nd OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. She graciously takes it and then stands over Apathy and then raises it high into the air! The fans boo and boo and boo and boo as the chant suddenly changes...
ANI SUX
ANI SUX
ANI SUX
The members of The Syndicate get a huggge kick out of that as the person Chi Town says sucks holds the symbol of tangible real life greatness high above her head. Xavie then yanks the mic out of Johnny's hand as Johnny shoots a look at X like UHHHH WTF? Xavier begins to pace back and fourth as he puts the mic to his lips and says.
Xavier Wolf: BUT JOHNNY....GUYS....WHAT ABOUT THE GOT DAMN RULES?
LA Johnny Stylez: WHAT ABOUT EM X?
Xavier Wolf: Well that's why HBO GAVE US A COMMISSIONER BRO! WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE IS GUNNA SAY ABOUT ALL OF THIS?
LA Johnny Stylez: Who "MISS MICHELLE?" Well didn't you hear X? She had a performance review or some shit...Cause I think a disgruntled employee went to THE PRODUCER and complained so they are bringing her in and making her go see a Doctor or a Shrink to see what they can do about making her WAYYYYY LESS OF A CUNT!
Xavier Wolf: Well if that's the case she might be gone a while huh?
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhhhhh
!!!!!INPHUCKINGDEFINITELY!!!!
IS THE WORD ON THE STREET!!!
...But not to worry guys! Because well since Roger constantly has his head up his ass...
Xavier Wolf: And had to leave early because apparently someone dosed him and a few others with TEAR GAS!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh yeah I almost forgot about that shit! YEAH...Well since Roger aint here...and "THE PRODUCER" was too busy burning Damon Riggs MERCH it was on me to find someone to fill in for Michelle while she was getting her PENIS ENVY ISSUES WORKED OUT!!!
Xavier Wolf: SO you already picked out a new interim OPW commissioner? IS he someone we can trust to make the right...FAIR CALLS?
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhhhh yeah X...I fricken picked him out what do you think?
Xavier Wolf: I don't know what I think because I don't know who you picked?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well come here I'll tell ya!
Johnny leans over and whispers into X's ear. Xavier's eyes light up as he shakes his head...
Xavier Wolf: NO FREAKIN WAY! Are you kidding me?
LA Johnny Stylez: X...I would never joke about a thing like this. SO should we bring em out and see what HE has to say about all of this?
Xavier Wolf: Yeah we might as well...I mean listen to these fas they sound FUCKIN PISSED! And I guess it's best if we go ahead and face the music now...SO let's bring out the new interim face of LAW & ORDER HERE IN OPW SHALL WE?...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE BRAND NEW COMMISSIONER OF OPW...WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT AND GIVE US A RULING ON WHAT JUST HAPPENED OUT HERE?
"THE RESISTANCE" by SKILLET once again blares over the PA SYSTEM as any and all attention shoots to the entrance ramp...Then after a few moments we see someone emerge from behind the curtain...and out walks none other than the PATRIARCH OF THE WOLF FAMILY NONE OTHER THAN PRO WRESTLING
~$~ L.E.G.E.N.D. ~$~
THE KYZER SOZAY OF PRO WRESTLING
THE ONE N F'N ONLY
!!!KAL X WOLF!!!
(P.S. HE'S WEARING A SYNDICATE T-SHIRT)
He walks out with a mic already in his hand as Johnny and Xavier with their wives on their arms look at each other and smirk as they bump fists in the middle of the ring as Anicka Swan stands slightly in front of them with Adrian Black and Christian Rivers sitting on the turnbuckles behind them applauding as the Pro Wrestling ICON soaks in his crowd reaction of sheer and utter CHI TOWN HATRED. Johnny then puts the mic to his lips and asks...
LA Johnny Stylez: SO what ya say COMMISH?...Does it stand?...Or do we gotta come back again and do this shit all over again next week?
Kal X Wolf: Johnny Stylez...or more specifically ANICKA SWAN....THE DECISION STANDS CONRATULATIONS CHAMP!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LA Johnny Stylez: THANK YOU MR COMMISSIONER...THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED TO KNOW! HEY POWERHOUSE...COME GRAB THIS MIC AND TELL EM ONE MORE TIME SO WE CAN MAKE SURE INCASE ANYONE STILL WASN'T CLEAR ABOUT WHAT THE PHUCK JUST HAPPENED...BUT WAIT HOLD ON BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING...LET ME SAY THIS TO EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE OUTLAW NATION...AND THE ENTIRE OPW ROSTER...FROM ALL OF US TO ALL OF YOU WE JUST WOULD LIKE FOR YOU ALL TO TAKE THIS WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY TO STOP CRYING, BITCHING, MOANING AND COMPLAINING IN THE BACK AND RECGONIZE THE REAL POWER IN THIS PROMOTION...IN OTHER WORDS BITCHES
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoME!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
...AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO THE FIRST EVER 2x IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...HELL OF A VICTORY MY DEAR!!!
...Tell em POWERHOUSE YA TUBBY FAT BASTARD!!!
Royal Powerhouse: YOUR WINNER OF THE 3RD OPW WAR MATCH...AND NEWWWWWWW OPPPPWWWWWWW IMMMOOORTTTTAALLLLL HEEEEAVVVYYYYWEEEEIIIGGGHHHHTTTT CHAMMMPPPIIIOONNNN OFFF TTHHHHEEE WOOOORRRRLLLLLDDDDD ANNNNIIIICCCKKKAAA SWWWWAAAANNNNNN BRRRROOOOTTTHHHEEERRRRR!
"The Resistance" by SKillet blares over the PA SYSTEM as by now the ring is filled with garbage...but the last thing we see is LA Johnny Stylez and Xavier Wolf bring Anicka Swan front and center to the ring and then hold her hands high in the air with the OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP fastened tightly around her waist.
VooDoo: I...I can't watch this shit anymore I'm getting the fuck out of here...Fuck everyone of them...FUCK THIS SHIT!
Taj Escobar: YEah...I got nothin else to say...THEY RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! THis shit fucking sucks!
Mason Moore: Well to be fair Johnny, Blair, and Xavier all came out here at the beginning of the night and told us...They retained their other titles here tonight. They didn't loose any of their matches. They said they were taking powerback tonight and they did just that. We are now three weeks away from STAIRWAY2HEAVEN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WHat does this mean for OPW NOW?...Guess we will see next week...We will see you then GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
~{XaVieR WOLF APPReCiaTiON NiGHT}~
OPW MONDAY NIGHT SHoWCa$eep17
OPW WAR MATCH
(For The VaKaNT OPW IMMORTAL TiTLE)
AnicKa SwaNN vs APaTHy
Anicka has the chair on the ground looking like she is using it to hold herself up. She takes a deep breathe as Apathy looks up at her, and then Anicka raises the chair above her head but before she can slam it down into Apathy's dome, Apathy lunges forward slamming her elbow right into Anicka's stomach. Anicka then drops the chair as Apathy stands up and puts Anicka's head into her arm as she is trying to lock Anicka's hands for a double underhook, but Anicka is able to wiggle free. Apathy is still holding onto one of Anicka's arms, as Anicka then rolls to Apathy's inside and clubs her with a ROARING ELBOW. Apathy's eyes look like they were rolling into the back of her head, as Anicka Swan sensing this was her moment grabs Apathy's arm and WHIPS HER TO THE ROPES. Anicka follows her looking for BLACK MAJIK as she stops and shoots her leg up trying to nail Apathy with a SUPERKICK, but Apathy MIRACIOUSLY DUCKS UNDERNEATH.
When ANicka's foot comes back down onto the canvas Apathy grabs Anicka by her waist and spins her upside down to where she is in position for a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER. Apathy doesn't plant her just yet. Instead she backs into the corner and uses her right hand to pulls her and Anicka up to the second turnbuckle. Once she is standing on the middle turnbuckle EVERY ASS IS UP AND OUT OF EVERY SEAT AS THEY ARE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS AND AS APATHY LEAPS OFF WE SEE NOTHING OUT IN THE CROWD EXECPT A MILLION FLASHES FROM A MILLION CAMERAS AS THEY TRY TO CATCH APATHY DRILL ANICKA SWAN INTO THE CANVAS WITH A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE. The crowd lets out a defaning gasp that could be heard all over the city, as Apathy shoots up and collapses down on Anicka Swan as Daniel Devine drops down to make the cover and the capacity sold out crowd counts along with him
Taj Escobar: HOLY FUCK SHIT JESUS CHRIST APATHY JUST DRILLED ANICKA SWAN WITH A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE! THAT'S IT YOU DID IT KID!!! VOODOO I'LL TAKE ALL FRESH CRISP ONE DOLLAR BILLS BABY...I'LL EVEN BUY YOU LUNCH TOMORROW!!!
Mason Moore: HOLY FUCK SHIT JESUS IS RIGHT WHAT A MOVE!!! SHE'S GOT THE COVER DEVINE IS ALREADY IN POSITION!!!!
VooDoo: COME ON KID KICK OUT...KICKOUT ANIIII PLEASE!!!
Taj Escobar: 1......2.......3 WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK NO...THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
The entire crowd is stunned silent as just as Daniel Devine was going to slam his hand into the canvas for the 3rd and final time out of no where Xavier Wolf crawls from under the ring and pulls Daniel Devine out of the ring. Even he looks shocked as he winks at Daniel Devine and slides in the ring. Apathy tries to get to her feet, but Xavier Wolf picks up the chair Anicka dropped a few moments ago and just like Sabu used to do back in the gap throws it right in Apathy's face
!!!!!!CA-DUNK!!!!!!
IS THE SOUND IT MAKES AS THE STEEL IS THROWN RIGHT INTO APATHY'S SKULL!!!
Then for miles and miles thrughout the streets of CHI TOWN nothing can be heard but boos, as Xavier Wolf picks up the chair stands over Apathy lifts it high into the air and rams the rim of the chair into Apathy's stomach. ANd then he does it again and again as he takes the rim of the chair and presses it against Apathy's throat trying to choke the life out of her. We see Eoin O'Rourke come running down to ringside as he is yelling for someone to life the cage but they won't until the match as ended. Xavier calls out to Eoin, as he pulls Apathy up by her hair. He scoops her up in his arms like he is going to fo for a Fall AWAY SLAM. But instead he pulls her in close and falls to his right DRIVING APATHY HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH AN INVERTED DRIVER
Mason Moore: THAT'S XAVIER'S BRAND NEW FINISHER HE'S BEEN WORKING ON...I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE CALLS IT THOUGH?!?
VooDoo: Well if he's taking suggestions I'd call it THE CRITICAL CONDITION, because it looks like Apathy might be in it after this match is over, and Taj too after he heads straight to the nearest ATM to give me my $500...But all joking aside, I am beyond disappinted in Anicka SWAN...I taught her better than this...I can't believe these fucking assholes sunk this low! The reason the cell doesn't have any FUCKING DOORS ON IT...Is to keep everyone out..This was betwewen ANI and APATHY! But leave it to the Syndicate to SODOMISE THE INTEGRITY OF ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BUSINESS! I will always love Xavier because he is family...BUT MOTHER FUCKER I DON'T LIKE HIM RIGHT NOW!!!
Taj Escobar: Yeah you ME and every man woman and child in this arena right now...I haven't heard a crowd boo this loudly since X slammed Johnny's shovel into his brother's temple at INJUSTICE! THIS IS DESPICIABLE! WHERE IS MICHELLE WHEN YOU NEED HER?...I WISH SHE WOULD COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW ORDER THIS CAGE LIFTED SO EOIN COULD GET IN THAT RING RIP XAVIER'S TESTICLES FROM HIS DICK AND SHOVE THEM IN HIS EYE SOCKETS SO FROM NOW ON THE ONLY THING HE COULD EVER SEE IS HOW MUCH OF A DICK HE IS!!!
Mason Moore; Well don't sugar coat it sweetheart please tell us how you really feel about it!!!
Anicka gets to her feet as X motions with his head for her to pick up the chair. Anicka walks over and grabs the chair off the ground and unfolds it. Ani then walks right around and sits down on the chair. Ani is taunting Apathy as Apathy still has enough fight in her as she tries to pull herself to her feet. Ani looks at Xavier and rolls her eyes as she pulls Apathy's head back by pulling her hair and we hear Ani say to her..."YOU NEVER EVEN STOOD A CHANCE CUNT"
!!!!!SMACK!!!!!
ANICKA SWAN BACKHANDS APATHY RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE.
Anicka Swan then stands up and still holding Apathy's hair grabs two handfuls and then pulls her in while she pulls her knee up and knees Apathy right in the face...Once....Twice...and then for a third time. Xavier then walks up behind Anicka and we can hear him say...IT'S TIME ANI....END IT! Anicka then pulls Apathy up hitting her with a few forearm shots as she whips Apathy to the ropes as she comes back around X holds the chair up right in front of her face as Anicka shifts her legs and SUPERKICKS the CHAIR RIGHT INTO APATHY'S FACE. Apathy's back smacks the canvas and her eyes are rolled into the back of her head as her forehead is ow gushing blood. X picks up the chair and unfolds it, and bows as he takes ANicka's hand and helps her take a seat as they both look at Daniel Devine like he is a grade A...IDIOT and at the same time shout at him...
XAVIER/ANICKA: COUNT DUMBASS
Daniel Devine looks like he wants to refuse until Xavier jerks him by his shirt collar and he looks Devine right in his eyes and slowly but firmly says....COUNT JACKASS
And so reluctantly Devine begins his count
.1
..2
...3
....4
.....5
......6
.......7
........8
.........9
..........10
As he was making his count Adrian Black and Christian Rivers came running down to ringside. Eoin O'Rourke heard the commotion and valiantly ran towards the entrance ramp to take them head on. Eoin drops the OPW Prestige Champion with a wild HAYMAKER, and headbutts Adrian Black, but eventually the numbers game got to be too much when Christian Rivers chop blocked Eoin and Adrian Black hit him with a DDT onto the steel entrance ramp. The fans all on their feet throwing anything and everything they can towards the ring, and as the bell rings to end the match Anicka leaps off the chair and into Xavier's arms. He catches her and then sets her down, and demands that Devine join him in raising the brand new OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION'S HAND!
:::::::::::::DING::::::::::::::::::
Royal Powerhouse: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE 5TH AND FINAL FALL BY TKO AND THE NEEEEWWWWWWWW OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMMMMPPPIIIOOONNNN OF THE WOOOORRRRLLLLLLDDDDDD ANNNNIIIICCCKKKAAAA SWWWWANNNNN BRRROOOTTHHHEERRRR....This is fucking bullshit!
"THE RESISTANCE" BY SKILLET BLARES OVER THE PA SYSTEM AS THE CO-OWNER OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING ALONG WITH THE OPW SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND HIS WIFE BLAIR BUCHANNAN-STYLEZ AND ON HIS OTHER ARM THE WIFE OF XAVIER WOLF AND JOHNNY'S FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION PARTNER LE'ANDRA FURY walk out to the center of the entrance ramp. The cage begins to slowly lift off the ground as Johnny, Blair, and Le'Andra make their way to ringside. By the time they make it down there the cage is high enough for them to get in the ring. Johnny walks over and yanks the OPW Immortal Heavyweight Championship from Royal Powerhouse who is cursing at Johnny for the shit that just went down in the ring. Johnny yanks the mic out of his hand presses it to his lips as he looks him up and down and matter o factly says...
LA Johnny Stylez: YOU DON'T LIKE IT? QUIT LARDASS!
The crowd then hops on Johnny's case immediatley...Well all of their cases as the chant rings out
SYNDICATE SUX
SYNDICATE SUX
SYNDICATE SUX
Johnny climbs in the ring and he then presents Anicka Swan with her 2nd OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. She graciously takes it and then stands over Apathy and then raises it high into the air! The fans boo and boo and boo and boo as the chant suddenly changes...
ANI SUX
ANI SUX
ANI SUX
The members of The Syndicate get a huggge kick out of that as the person Chi Town says sucks holds the symbol of tangible real life greatness high above her head. Xavie then yanks the mic out of Johnny's hand as Johnny shoots a look at X like UHHHH WTF? Xavier begins to pace back and fourth as he puts the mic to his lips and says.
Xavier Wolf: BUT JOHNNY....GUYS....WHAT ABOUT THE GOT DAMN RULES?
LA Johnny Stylez: WHAT ABOUT EM X?
Xavier Wolf: Well that's why HBO GAVE US A COMMISSIONER BRO! WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE IS GUNNA SAY ABOUT ALL OF THIS?
LA Johnny Stylez: Who "MISS MICHELLE?" Well didn't you hear X? She had a performance review or some shit...Cause I think a disgruntled employee went to THE PRODUCER and complained so they are bringing her in and making her go see a Doctor or a Shrink to see what they can do about making her WAYYYYY LESS OF A CUNT!
Xavier Wolf: Well if that's the case she might be gone a while huh?
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhhhhh
!!!!!INPHUCKINGDEFINITELY!!!!
IS THE WORD ON THE STREET!!!
...But not to worry guys! Because well since Roger constantly has his head up his ass...
Xavier Wolf: And had to leave early because apparently someone dosed him and a few others with TEAR GAS!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh yeah I almost forgot about that shit! YEAH...Well since Roger aint here...and "THE PRODUCER" was too busy burning Damon Riggs MERCH it was on me to find someone to fill in for Michelle while she was getting her PENIS ENVY ISSUES WORKED OUT!!!
Xavier Wolf: SO you already picked out a new interim OPW commissioner? IS he someone we can trust to make the right...FAIR CALLS?
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhhhh yeah X...I fricken picked him out what do you think?
Xavier Wolf: I don't know what I think because I don't know who you picked?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well come here I'll tell ya!
Johnny leans over and whispers into X's ear. Xavier's eyes light up as he shakes his head...
Xavier Wolf: NO FREAKIN WAY! Are you kidding me?
LA Johnny Stylez: X...I would never joke about a thing like this. SO should we bring em out and see what HE has to say about all of this?
Xavier Wolf: Yeah we might as well...I mean listen to these fas they sound FUCKIN PISSED! And I guess it's best if we go ahead and face the music now...SO let's bring out the new interim face of LAW & ORDER HERE IN OPW SHALL WE?...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE BRAND NEW COMMISSIONER OF OPW...WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT AND GIVE US A RULING ON WHAT JUST HAPPENED OUT HERE?
"THE RESISTANCE" by SKILLET once again blares over the PA SYSTEM as any and all attention shoots to the entrance ramp...Then after a few moments we see someone emerge from behind the curtain...and out walks none other than the PATRIARCH OF THE WOLF FAMILY NONE OTHER THAN PRO WRESTLING
~$~ L.E.G.E.N.D. ~$~
THE KYZER SOZAY OF PRO WRESTLING
THE ONE N F'N ONLY
!!!KAL X WOLF!!!
(P.S. HE'S WEARING A SYNDICATE T-SHIRT)
He walks out with a mic already in his hand as Johnny and Xavier with their wives on their arms look at each other and smirk as they bump fists in the middle of the ring as Anicka Swan stands slightly in front of them with Adrian Black and Christian Rivers sitting on the turnbuckles behind them applauding as the Pro Wrestling ICON soaks in his crowd reaction of sheer and utter CHI TOWN HATRED. Johnny then puts the mic to his lips and asks...
LA Johnny Stylez: SO what ya say COMMISH?...Does it stand?...Or do we gotta come back again and do this shit all over again next week?
Kal X Wolf: Johnny Stylez...or more specifically ANICKA SWAN....THE DECISION STANDS CONRATULATIONS CHAMP!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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LA Johnny Stylez: THANK YOU MR COMMISSIONER...THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED TO KNOW! HEY POWERHOUSE...COME GRAB THIS MIC AND TELL EM ONE MORE TIME SO WE CAN MAKE SURE INCASE ANYONE STILL WASN'T CLEAR ABOUT WHAT THE PHUCK JUST HAPPENED...BUT WAIT HOLD ON BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING...LET ME SAY THIS TO EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE OUTLAW NATION...AND THE ENTIRE OPW ROSTER...FROM ALL OF US TO ALL OF YOU WE JUST WOULD LIKE FOR YOU ALL TO TAKE THIS WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY TO STOP CRYING, BITCHING, MOANING AND COMPLAINING IN THE BACK AND RECGONIZE THE REAL POWER IN THIS PROMOTION...IN OTHER WORDS BITCHES
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoME!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
...AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO THE FIRST EVER 2x IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...HELL OF A VICTORY MY DEAR!!!
...Tell em POWERHOUSE YA TUBBY FAT BASTARD!!!
Royal Powerhouse: YOUR WINNER OF THE 3RD OPW WAR MATCH...AND NEWWWWWWW OPPPPWWWWWWW IMMMOOORTTTTAALLLLL HEEEEAVVVYYYYWEEEEIIIGGGHHHHTTTT CHAMMMPPPIIIOONNNN OFFF TTHHHHEEE WOOOORRRRLLLLLDDDDD ANNNNIIIICCCKKKAAA SWWWWAAAANNNNNN BRRRROOOOTTTHHHEEERRRRR!
"The Resistance" by SKillet blares over the PA SYSTEM as by now the ring is filled with garbage...but the last thing we see is LA Johnny Stylez and Xavier Wolf bring Anicka Swan front and center to the ring and then hold her hands high in the air with the OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP fastened tightly around her waist.
VooDoo: I...I can't watch this shit anymore I'm getting the fuck out of here...Fuck everyone of them...FUCK THIS SHIT!
Taj Escobar: YEah...I got nothin else to say...THEY RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! THis shit fucking sucks!
Mason Moore: Well to be fair Johnny, Blair, and Xavier all came out here at the beginning of the night and told us...They retained their other titles here tonight. They didn't loose any of their matches. They said they were taking powerback tonight and they did just that. We are now three weeks away from STAIRWAY2HEAVEN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WHat does this mean for OPW NOW?...Guess we will see next week...We will see you then GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!