Post by lajohnnystylez on Jan 18, 2021 18:48:48 GMT -5
Suddenly the scene opens with an establishing shot of the large red LED OUTLAWZ GENTLEMEN'S CLUB on Bourbon Street, in The French Quater in the beautiful Big Easy New Orleans Louisiana. We see the sold out crowd the 4 rows around the ring of people sitting in steel folding chairs and then the rows of bleecher seats behind them, and then finally the fans jam packed onto the balconys of the several favorite watering holes on the infaous Bourbon Street. We then see the ring set up right in the middle of the street. The entrance ramp is actually set up right at the front door of OUTLAWZ as an elaborate entry way has been constructed and the fans are ready to go. As soon as the see the camera lights go on they immediately start screaming and cheering we see the several signs up along the balconys that say...
We then see pyros shoot from all four corners of the ring as fireworks explode from the rooftops of the buildings surrounding the area roped off for OPW to preform their pro wrestling even brought to you by The SyNDiCaTe...As we hear the sound of the fans drubnkly scream out into what is quickly becoming the night sky we focus on a rather large sign drapped over the balcony to the far right on the opposite side of the OUTLAWS BAR that reads
As the fireworks finish blasting we then cut down to ringside as we hear the voice of the Outlaw Nation Taj Escobar who is wearing a pair of grey dress slacks and a black TUXEDO SHIRT. And standing next to him is none other than former PORN AND PRO WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION and BRAZZER GIRL SUPERSTAR MASON F'N MOORE who is wearing some boots that come up passed her knees a skin tight black sweater that properly and adequately displays her wonderful man made clevage and a pair of white jeans that slightly hang off of her hip bones allowing us to see the sexy ass black lace underwear she has on. They are all smiles as every time they have come to Bourbon Street the fans have been crazy the atmosphere simply electric and now once again we are live on Pay per View for the very first time...Taj Escobar then takes it away to let us know whats on deck for this evening...
Taj Escobar: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE 5TH OFFICAL OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING PAY PER VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA....TONIGHT PROUDLY PRESENTED BY THOSE ARROGANT ASSHOLES IN THE FACTION THAT HAS BEEN APART OF THIS COMPANYS FABRIC SINCE THE MOMENT WE WENT LIVE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME RIGHT HERE ON THIS STREET, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS SPECIAL PAY PER VIEW PRESENTATION IS ALSO PRODULY PRODUCED AND BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SYND...
...GOT DAMNIT
IS PROBABLY WHAT YOU ARE ALL THINKIN WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HURRICANE KATRINA EVERY SINGLE LIGHT ON BOURBON STREET COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY
That'S The VOICES OF THE OUTLAW NATION...SCREAMING, CHANTING, AND CHEERING FOR THE NUMBER ONE PRO WRESTLING PRODUCT ON THE GOT DAMN PLANET!
Then after a few brief moments...The loud darkness ends as every television screen, every tablet every telephone on Bourbon Street suddenly starts glitching until finally the screen goes white and we see a hand appear with a can of sprey paint in it's hand. It gets close to the camera and we see and hear the hand shake up the can of sprey paint...We then see the hand first paint an
...Then A
...And Then Finally A
W
Then the hand wipes the top of the screen and we see the white totally diappear, the hand then wipes all up and down the screen until we find ourselves glaring at a block behind us on St. Phillips Street where the back door to the OUTLAWZ BRAZZERS SPONSORED GENTLEMEN'S CLUB is located and we see two Stretch Limos pull up from opposite directions. The drivers walk around and open the door and suddenly we hear the roar from the crowd as the members of the band SKILLET step out onto the sidewalk. They look around and hug each other and then once they are all ready there is a large and in charge buff African American male wearing a black tshirt with a fleur di lis black and gold Under Armour shirt on and he opens the back door to OUTLAWZ and they make their way inside...We follow them until the camera is about to cross the threshold of the door as the man watching the door holds his hand up and doesn't let us pass. The camera focuses on his face as he says...
OPW BACKSTAGE SECURITY Jason O'Neal: Yo...Hol up Hol up...Yall can't go in yet..Sorry, BOSS says he needs to speak with you first...What?...No I don't have a fucking clue where he is...This is LA Johnny Stylez we are talking about here. If that mother fucker is 20 minutes late that means he is ten minutes early...I'm sure he should be along now an....y....min....utttteeee
And then every screen on Bourbon Street suddenly goes black. Then we see a spotlight suddenly flicker on in the distance. As we draw nearer to the light we see a large black podium with the logo for DRUGS SeX and RoCK n ROLL draped over the front of it. We see the SyNDiCaTe logo written with the Francis Ford Coppola GodFather font...and right underneath it has their signature slogan....
Then suddenly enter stage right is none other than The FOUNDING FATHER of OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING himself...The ONE AND ONLY DoN oF Di$ReSPeCT, The PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa, FoRMeR 3x OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champion and Former 7x New Edge Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion LA Johnny Stylez. He is wearing black pants and a black tshirt that has a picture of two stick figures doing it DOGGY STYLE and then a picture of a TUBE SOCK and above the colorful illustrations read the words...JACKSON MONROE IS A...(PHUCK SOCK) he then turns around and on the back it reads...AND WAS MOST LIKELY CONCIEVED AT A FAMILY REUNION!!! He then turns around and covers his mouth with a mocking face as he then removes the tshirt and throws it off to the left. Underneath was a brand new SyNDiCaTe tshirt that looks just like this....
Johnny removes his thick black sunglasses and folds them up and hangs them on the neck of his Tshirt. He then adjusts the mic and stacks his notes in front of him as he clears his throat and goes to speak, but then suddenly stops himself. He then appears to suddenly recall what is wrong with this situation as he picks up a fat thick rolled blunt on the podium and reaches in his pocket and pulls out a blow torch lighter. He holds it down and lets the ultra hot flame burn the tip as smoke rises into the thin air and vanish like those of you who have to face all of us's chances of walking out with anything other than a few new scars and video evidence that you've had your ass kicked before. Johnny takes a few rips before shaking his head and allowing that trademark arrogant smirk to creep across his face.
The camera then switches to a shot that is on the roof of OUTLAWZ as we see everyone looking down at their phones we see it on every television screen through the windows of the bars and little shops. We arent even sure how in the hell he pulled this off, but there isn't a screen on this street that isn't watching this right here and right now...SO please shut up because THE BOSS IS FINNA DROP SOME KNOWLEDGE ON YA!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ladies and GENTLEMEN! MEMBERS OF THE OUTLAW NATION...On behalf of the greatest faction pro wrestling has seen in the last two decades and possibly even ever we would like to cordially remind you all that you're
TO say that we understand what it must mean to each and every single one of you to have been able to say that you were apart of our journey that began a little over three hundred and sixty five days ago as we made the collective decision to put this company on our backs and carry it straight to the top of this industry despite some of you kicking and screaming like you were told you had to sit and spend the next seven and a half minutes watching THE BEST OF JACKSON MONRORE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE. From such humble beginnings when we opened our doors here in OPW we were merely seem as an alternative wrestling promotion to the then pro wrestling Juggernaut Action Wrestling...But from our very first show until right now people see we aren't just an alternative we are the got damn
To Them And All Other Modern Promotions That Have Reduced The Business We All Love To Its Present Watered Down Half ass State!
But thanks largely in part to the contributions, words, and actions of a certain collective that operate within the confines of Outlaw Pro Wrestling we were able to not only make our way to the top, but also set the standard quickly and raise the bar so high that it is practically out of reach of anyone that isn't us. Because over the course of the last year the members of The SyNDiCaTe have waged a never ceasing war against mediocrity, traditions, and values that the modern generation have infected this great industry with and have fought even harder to replace them with traditions and values of our own that lead to something that is only truly offered here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling. Of course I am referring to the actual path that leads to the only place that actually matters in this business. The path that may be taken by all but is only ever seen all the way through by a SELECT FEW. Ladies and gentlemen of course I am referring to the path to true, real life
Now I know what some of you are thinkin...It hasn't been the easiest year. 2020 was a trying and challenging year for us all, even for the standard bearers of excellence in this great industry of ours. Not all of those that have joined our ranks were strong enough to travel down this road and stand with us here tonight to celebrate our first major milestone of success. So in this moment I would like to stop and take a moment to recognize these fallen comrads so that those watching can see for themselves that the struggle is indeed fact
And Can Be More Challenging Than Keeping A Straight Face When Someone Like Odin Balfore Attempts To Tell You That He Is Your Superior In Anyway!
We Then See The Screen Slowly Fade Away From Johnny's Podium And To Pictures Of Every Single Peron Who Once Upon A Time Stood Along Side Johnny Stylez As A Member Of His SyNDiCaTe But Ultimately Proved Themselves Too Weak To See The Journey All The Way Through
All of these faces in some way showed that they had the skillset, the mentality, and the strength both mental and physical to continue the work that is the very foundation and purpose of what it is we do in the SyNDiCaTe each and every single week, which is of course constantly and consistently fight to set the standard of excellence here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling by always seeking out ways to raise the bar and challenge others as well as ourselves to push and fight for what is ours in this world. In the beginning this faction was no more than a vision shared by myself, my former partner Brandon Moore, and the present reigning and defending OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion of The World Xavier Wolf to create such a faction that would not only stand in resistance to anything and everything places like APW and aW have turned this business into, to stand as the true elite in this business and protectors of what it meant to compete here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling and in our first year we have already seen an era of true dominance that I feel every ounce of confidence in saying shall never again be replicated. For over the course of the year we have dominated practically every single show every single pay per view. And from the bottom of the card to the very tip top have demanded excellence from each and every single one of you as we offered you all one very simple choice. Either rise to or above our level and defeat us or be rolled over and crushed by us. Some of you have survived your run ins with us and for that you deserve a metaphorical pat on the back, and some of you haven't. But know here in OPW where on MUST PASS THROUGH if they ever want to truly call themselves great in this business for it is one of the only place that does not hinder our talent in anyway, know at one point or another you will run across one of us and we will put you to the test and we shall truly learn who deserves to be here and who does not.
And it is in celebration of not only OPW's successful first year, but The SyNDiCaTe's as well...We have become the first faction in wrestling history to hold every single Championship the company had to offer we have held a death grip on the OPW Immortal and Southern, and Prestige Championships. We have taken on the best and we have defeated the best. And so tonight the keepers of the very essence of Outlaw Pro Wrestling, the only collective I have ever seen in this business that truly deserves and has earned the right to be viewed as THE ELITE in our INDUSTRY. We have served as the very foundation of this company and it's back bone which is why when we stand together as a unit we can look down on just about anyone! To those of you who have offered yourselves in opposition to us I simply want to say thank you for it would have been damn near impossible for us to climb out way to the top without using your lifeless carcasses as our rungs! We decided to call this pay per view event SEX, DRUGS, and RoCK N RoLL because those are the key iingridents to any good and or great PARTY and since we are the life of that party we thought we would name our first pay per view after something that symbolizes who and what we are.
So in celebration of our first year of tremendous success and the many dare I say countless successes to come as we look forward to what appears to be an even brighter future I would like to take this opportunity to recocginize, salute, and even thank those that have proven themselves worthy and strong enough to take on such a cause and do whatever is necessary to see it all the way through. So to
As We Conclude The Year In Which We Have Dominated The Competition Both In and Out Of Outlaw Pro Wrestling in Making OPW The Number One Wrestling Promotion In The United States, By Returning Home To New Orleans Where We Enjoy A Brief Celebration and One FiNaL DeMoNSTRaTiOn oF WHY We ARE THE Mo$T DoMiNaNT FoRCE In THe HISToRy Of The BiZ...I SaLUTe ALL oF YOU ANd WiSh YOU FiND EVEN MORE SUCCESS As NEXT WE AIM TO CONQUER THE ENTIRE WORLD AS WE HAVE THE UNITED STATES! Ladies And Gentlemen, New Orleans Make Sure The World Knows What It Sounds Like When Outlaw Pro Wrestling and The SyNDiCaTE RETURN HOME TO PUT ON A PAY PER VIEW EVENT...And The Rest Of You...Well The REST OF YOU Can Do What All oF YOU HAVE DONE OR WILL DO AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER...Which Is OF COURSE
...And Allow Me To Introduce You To By Friends SKILLET!~
...As We Kick This PPV Off...With Uhhh...WITH A BANG....HIT IT!
Suddenly all the spotlights on hand this evening shine ontop of the roof of OUTLAWZ on Bourbon Street where we see all the members of the band raised slowly to the top of the roof on a very slow moving elevator. They then step off and walk to their instruments...The lead singer, John Cooper puts his lips up the mic and he says....
John Cooper: OUTLAW NATION NEW ORLEANS LOUSIANA...HOW THE HELL ARE WEE DOIN TONIGHT???
"The CROWD ROARS IN APPROVAL AS Cooper and the other band mates smile at the energetic response. John then puts his guitar over his shoulder and lets out a quick RHIFF as the fans cheer in approval...
John Cooper: We are gunna play a song you OPW fans hear quite a lot...It's CALLED THE RESISTANCE.....HOPE YOU ENJOY!
The hot passionate French Quarter crowd is going nuts as the opening moments of the song begin to play and eventually John Cooper puts his mouth up to the mic and begins to sing the lyrics
The Sceeen then fades away from the band as we see a few still shots seen on various episodes of Monday Night $HoWCa$e that have lead us to this very precise moment
~{$}~ First Shot Is of Xavier Wolf Holding The OPW Immortal World Heavyweight TItle High Above His Head After Winning It At Stairway 2 Heaven}
~{!}~ Next Is A Few Cycled Shots Of Johnny And Xavier Shaking Hands Moments After Xavier Wolf Turned on his Brother Vincent And Joined. The Next Is The Moment WHen Enforcer Blasted His Former And Best Friend Micheal Maddox in the face Offically Ending His Parenter SHip With Insurgence And Starting a Brand New One With THe SyNDiCate. The Next One Is of Roger Wright Sitting On His KNees While Johnny and Xavier Mock Him Moments After He Wright Stuffed Anicka Swan Forcing Her To Join The SyNDiCaTe, The Next One Is of Le'Andra Fury Standing Next to LA Johnny Stylez And A Look of SHOCK AND AWE on Xavier Wolf's Face The Night Le'Andra Joined The SyNDiCaTe, and The Final Still Shot Is Xavier Wolf, The Enforcer, Anicka Swan and LA Johnny Stylez Standing In The Ring Waiting For The Pull Apart Brawl That Happened The Night Vhodka And Vincent Finally Joined ~{!}~
~{$}~ The Next Stills Are Of The Night ALeister Davison Won The Fatal Fate Match Becoming The Brand New OPW PuReBLOOD CHAMPION And Then After Standing On All Four Turnbuckles Is Blair Buchannan-Stylez With The OPW Southern Heavyweight Championship, Aleister Davison With The OPW PuReBLooD Championship, Le'Andra Fury With One Half of THe OPW Immortal Tag Team TItles and LA Johnny Stylez With The Other Half Of The OPW Immortal Tag Team Titles...Which Then Fades Into The Enforcer After Defeating And Ending The Career of Micheal Dredd Maddox at Stairway2Heaven In a Grueling 30 Min IRON MAN MATCH. And The Final Shot of Johnny Stylez Handing Vhodka Marie Both Versions of The Southern Championship, Then He Chosing The Original One and Throwing Blair's GUCCI ONE AWAY ~{$}~
~{!}~ Still Shots Of Xavier Wolf and LA Johnny Stylez Walking Down The Hall Way Wearing Gas Masks When They Nabbed Miss Michelle And Held Her Hostage For Almost a Month ~{!}~
~{$}~ WHICH THEN FADES INTO A STILL SHOT of KAL X WoLF Walking Out Live On Monday Night SHoWCa$e Wearing A SyNDiCaTe T_SHIRT Informing The Outlaw Nation He Was Now The Acting GM in Michelle's Stead ~{$}~
~{!}~ Next Still Is Of Chamber Slamming A Riot Baton Into The Face of Sam Laramie Jr The Night He and Laramie Challenged Johnny and Brandon Moore For The OPW Immortal Tag Team Titles ~{!}~
~{$}~ Into A Still of Xavier Wolf Who Just Rolled Out From Underneath The Ring And Was Moments Away From Blasting Apathy In The Face Assisting Anicka Swan In Regaining Her OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE in the LAST OPW WAR MATCH ~{$}~
~{+}~Still Shot of Johnny Stylez and Le'Andra Fury ARROGANTLY SMIRKING AND SMILING Moments After Having The OPW Immortal World Tag Team TItles Returned To Them From The Riggs Legacy After The Legacy Just Got Finished Defending Them at HIGHWAY2HELL ~{+}~
Still SHot Of Anicka Swan Signing Her Contract To Face Xavier Wolf @ The PPV Parlay For HighWay2Hell Where If She Won She Would Then Be Forced To Join The SyNDiCaTe Until She Was No Longer The OPW Immortal Champion
Still Shots of Ani Sitting Next To Johnny, Vhodka Sitting Next To Vincent, and Xavier Wolf and LeAndra at the Alter This Passed Weekend At The Viking Wedding
-Still of Xavier Wolf Standing In The Center of The Ring With His Fellow SyNDiCaTe MeMbERZ-
-Then A Shot Of Xavier Placing The Contract In Front Of Ani Forgoing His Title Shot @highway-
-Xavier Wolf Revealing The Brand New WE DONT BREAK THE RULES WE MAKE THE RULEZ T WHen IT CAME OUT-
Johnny Stylez Standing There Looking At The Camera Shrugging His SHoulders After Hitting King Quari w/ A TAZER After Hitting On His Then Wife Blair Buchnnan
STILL OF JOHNNY DRILLING BRNDON MOORE WITH THE INSULT~2~INJURY
-Still oF XAVIER WOLF On THe GRoUnD WITH THE OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE IN HIS HAND AFTER HE AND ON-STRATFORD'S TUG O WAR THAT Xavier WON-
-Still Shot Of Moments Before The Bell Rang To Start The Match Between LA Johnny Stylez and Vincent Black @ INJUSTICE 4 ALL -
-Johnny Stylez and Xavier Wolf Holding Anicka Swan's Hands High In The Air With The OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title Wrapped Around Her Waist After Defeating Apathy InThe Last WAR MATCH-
-LA Johnny Stylez Pointing And Laughing At Tyler Knowles After Blair Buchannan-Stylez Low Blowed Him The Night He Was Booted From The SyNDiCaTe and OPW-
LA Johnny Stylez and Brandon Moore Standing Across The Ring From Two Midgets Dressed Like Two of Action Wrestlings Top Stars That They Defended The OPW Tag Titles Against IN The First Unoffical Match On Monday Night SHOWCa$3-
-Still Shot of Xavier Wolf Standing In The Ring Glaring Down At His Brother Moments After Hitting Him In The HEad WIth Johnny'S Shovel-
-Johnny Stylez, Le'Andra Fury, and Xavier Wolf Standing In The Entry Way Interupting Damon Riggs Debut-
-Still Shot Momentz After Xavier Wolf Defended The OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title Against Tommy Kain-
-LA Johnny Stylez and Le'Andra Fury Retreating Up The Ramp Mocking Vincent Black And Roger Wright Moments After Defending The Tag Titles Against Them-
-The Enforcer Standing Over Big Tiger's Body Sending A Message To His Opponent Here Tonight-
-Still of The NBK's WIth Their Hand Raised After Their First Victory @ TAG WARZ-
-Still of Roger's Face The Night Anicka Turned On Him After Stairway2Heaven-
-Still Of Stephen Stratford Watching As Xavier Climbs IN The Limo With Johnny After Stairway Ended-
-Still Of Xavier WOlf and Anicka Swan Holding Sahara's Arms On Johnny's Desk As He Is Swinging His Shovel Down On Her Exposed Arms-
-Johnny Bending Down on The Ground So Stephen Stratford Could Hear Him After Rivers Brutally Attacked Him Last Week
-Final Shot Is Of The Current Roster of The SyNDiCaTe Entering The Arena In Full Force Out of Two Seperate Limos A Few ShowCa$es AGO...
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Scene then switches from the still shots to down the far end of Bourbon Street where we see cop lights flashing and a lot of commotion. As the ruckus draws nearer we see it is none other than The Members of The SyNDiCaTe riding up on their own personalized Mardi Gras Floats
-The First Float HAs A Very Large Elaborate GRIM REAPER That Is SHrouded In Black Tht Has Several Coffins Scattered All Around The Float. There Are Pieces Of Duct Tape On The Side of Each Coffin So you Can See
Which FoRMeR Members of The SyNDiCaTe Each One Belongs To-
The 2nd Float Is Entitled Prestige Which Belongs To The Enforcer Who Is Wearing A Tailor Made Black Armani Suit With A Blue Button Down Shirt And A Pair Sunglasses. He has the OPW Prestige Championship Slung over His Shoulder As He Waves To The Fans And Is Throwing Out Bags Of Cooler Ranch Dorritos That Most Fans Are Throwing Back At Him.
The Next Float is entitled GM KYZER SOZAY AND Features A Massive Paper Mache Depiction of The Patriarch of The Wolf Clan The GM of Outlaw Pro Wrestling KaL X WOLF. He is Standing Right Underneath His Own Paper Mache Statue While Siblings Sarah and Jack Wolf Throw Out Beads And Candy To The Crowd As They ride in While The Band That Plays Their Theme Music Play It Live From The Roof of Outlawz...
....Then Suddenly Skillet Stops Playing In The Middle of the Song and John Cooper Walks Up To The MIC and Sings The Chorus Of A Old And Very UnExpected Song
John Cooper: OH. Ohhhhh , OHHH, OHHHH OH!!! HaNGiNG TOUGH!!!!! OHHH, OHHHH, OHHHHH, OHHHHHHH OHHHH HANGING TOUGH!!!
Cooper then backs up and SKILLET beginis to play a modern rock version of HANGING TOUGH BY THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK as we this this GIFREAKINNORMUS we are TALKING THE FARRRRR AND AWAY BIGGEST PHREEQIN FLOAT OUT OF THE ENTIRE SYNDICATE PARADE....THE TITLE OF IT IS HANGING TOUGH FROM BENTFORK 2 THE BIG EASY!!! We see Vhodka Marie's parents standing on a platform diretly beneath therir daughter as the crowd reaction for VHodka is what it always is...The fans are going absolutely banana sammich for her when they see a small army of drag queens and people dresed in farm animal costumes hopping jumping, dancing about while all of the former members of the New Kids on The Block (execpt Donny because he was apparently too cool for school) hopping up and down on the back of the floatr preforming their once upon a time HUGE HIT HANGING IN TOUGH which oddly enough goes right along with Skillet's The RESISTANCE....
The Entire Crowd Gets A HUUUGGGEEEEE Kick out of The Next...WEell We would say float but it's just a trailer with a chair on it that is all black as Vincent Black and his son Call sit in their chair and make sure no one from the crowd decides to join Vhodka's insane party.
Then After a Few moments Skillet's SONG RESUMES RIGHT WHERE THEY LEFT OFF AND THE CROWD GOES NUTS ALL OVER AGAIN
The Next Float Is Called THE VALKAYRIE FROM VALHALLA...AND THEIR NIPPLES As We See A LARGE SWORD AND SHIELD WITH Le'Andra's Family Crest On It. We Even See THE TOP OF THE FLOAT LE'ANDRA FURY SITTING ONTOP OF A CAROUSEL HORSE WITH GIANT WINGS ATTACHED TO IT AS SHE THROWS OUT BEADS TO THE FANS DOWN BELOW. There are Ba few of Johnny's BRAZZER GIRLS throwing out beads on the bottom part of the float and they are doing so topless some of the familiar faces include Jayden James, Jessica James, Bridgette B, Ava Adams, Dylan Ryder, Olivia Austen, Lauren Phillips, Cassidy Banks and Brooklyn Chase. They are all Tossing their beads that have exposed boobs and the Scottish flag turned upside down
We Hear the crowd pop very loudly as we then the float of the former OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion Anicka Swan and as the tractor pulls the float into view we see the title of her float is....LiL NaSTY on A BIG ASS F'N FLOAT!!! Vhodka Emerges At The Top of Her FLoat WIth A Tight Leather Teddy that she is practically falling out of and some black thigh high boots. SHe has a pair of broken handcuffs fastened to her wrist and one of those long horse whips that jokey's use in her hand. We see more of Johnny's BRAZZER Girls down below throwing out beeds and furry handcuffs...Lena Paul, Natasha Nice, Ever Lawrence, Allison Tyler, Romi Rain, Audrey Bitoni, Austin Kincaid, Rachel Starr, Rachel Roxxx, Ricki RaXxX, Tory Lane, Alena Croft, Kagney Lin Carter, Brittney Amber, and Cali Carter all are on her float dressed exactly like her throwing out beads to a thunderous roar from the crowd.
Then We Hear BourBon Street Crowd ROAR SO LOUD IT SEEMINGLY MAKES THE GROUND SHAKE as the FLOAT entitled SOAK....SOME.....UP Pulls INTO View As Johnny Stylez Stands directly in front of a large massive neon green light up HEMP LEAF Puffing Away on A FAT BLUNT With His Black RAYBAN SUNGLASSES ON. He is wearing a BRAND NEW Black and Yellow WE DON'T BREAK THE RULES WE MAKE THE F'N RULES TSHIRT As He WALKS TO THE EDGE OF THE STAGE ON HIS FLOAT WHILE HIS TWO LIL MINI BODY GUARDS Throw out SyNDiCaTe tshirts to the crowd Johnny Then Points Up At The Roof as John Cooper Gives Johnny a Point Right Back as The Crowd Break Into A
And Then The FINAL FLOAT PULLS Up AS WE SEE A LARGE LED BRIGHT GOLD REPLICA OF THE OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Triple Skull Center Plate as the back drop AS Xavier road into the make shift PPV arena sitting atop a black, red, and gold throne. HE had his ring gear on already and the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title around his waist. As The float comes to a complete stop, he stands on his feet and removes the title from around his waist and holds it high in the air as every single person in attendance roars in approval as they have really taken to Xavier Wolf lately. Xavier smirks as he slings his title over his shoulder and his quuen suddenly appears at the foot of the stairs where he joins her.
Then suddenly a fireworks explosion causes all of the floats to drop down curtains blocking them from the view of the entire audience.
As suddenly we see all the members of OPW's elite faction rise to the top of this enormous large round black platform that their floats made once all joined togehter
Suddenly Johnny, Anicka, Move to the far left side and then Le'Andra, Vin, Kal move to the far right side..
Then just as they broke into the final part of the song we see this large metal black platform rising out of the center of the floats and we see The Enforcer, on the left Vhodka Marie on The Right, and Xavier Wolf in the middle on his thrown as the platform raises them high in the sky as John Cooper and Jen Ledger sing the next part
The SynDiCaTe Champions are then joined by the rest of their faction looking down on everyone else from their place of prominence and position from above as SKILLET has this crowd alive and well. Then as the entire group is standing on the high platform when John Cooper gets to the last part of the chorus suddenly there is a very loud and tremendous
And It Rises Until It Brings TheM Slightly Hire Than The Rooftop of Outlaws Making It Easier To Step Onto It And Join The Band As They Finish Playing The SyNDiCaTe THEME
WHILE The Front Of Outlaws Becomes A Giant Screen That Plays Random CLips Of The SyNDiCaTe's Several Moments Of Victory And Triumph Over The Course Of The Last Year. No Moments IN Particular Just Moments Of Each Of Them Dominating in Matches They HAve Been IN.
The Last ShotS We See is of Xavier And STephen Stratford KNocking Roger Off The Ladder And Then Both Reaching For the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title. Then A Still Shot Of Both of Them Falling To The Mat...And then Finally Of Stephen Stratford Looking Up While Sitting On His Ass While Sarah Wolf And Her Brother Xavier Embraced OVER JOYED AT THE BIGGEST AND GREATEST TITLE VICTORY TO DATE IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE SYNDICATE STAND ON THE LEDGE OF THE BUILDING AND HOLD THEIR HANDS HIGH IN THE AIR AS One Of The Most Massive And Elaborate FIreWorks Displays Light Up The New Orleans Night Sky To The Sound Of Ravenous, Dedicated, And The Fanitical Fans Here In OPW's Backyward of New Orleans Louisiana!!!!
Then Suddenly Everyone Looks Down At The Screens and all of the television screens on Bourbon Street Read In Giant BOLD IMPACT NEON GREEN TEXT that says
Then the screen glitches and all of a sudden everything goes back to the way it was before this little elaborate entrance began. We then cut back to the announce table where Taj Escobar looks annoyed and Mason Moore looks excitied and happier than a pig in shit as she is high fiving the fans and cheering with them as they all of a sudden break out into a
Mason Moore then flirtingly smiles as she looks at Taj who shrugs his shoulders and adjusts his headset as he looks out at the crowd and says...
Taj Escobar: I dunno what in the hell you are lookin at me for we all know they aint talkin to me...You know where we are Mase...You might as well go ahead and give em what they want otherwise they will start out in a bad mood and it will be all your fault!
Mason Moore: Ohh well DUH..I'm just lookin to see which one of these assholes has the coolest beads! It's like The Joker says if YOU ARE GOOD AT SOMETHING NEVER DO IT FOR FREE!
Taj Escobar: Yes please do it for cheap plastic pieces of shit that you will more than likely loose or break before you ever return here!
Mason Moore: Taj...Take your Debbie Downer SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE...THIS IS The SyNDiCaTe presenting OPW LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW...It's even called DRUGS SEX AND ROCK n RoLL...Johnny brought the Rock n Roll and The Drugs I Assume...So I guess that means its up to me to bring the SEX!!!!
And with that Mason walks over and slides underneath the bottom rope stands up walks right to the center of the ring and goes to lift her shirt up....But before the fans are able to see anything good she is all of a sudden attacked from behing by her long term RIVAL the present PORN_N-PRORASSLIN BRAZZERS champion Madison IVY. The fans boo as Madison pummels her rival with rights and lefts. Madison Ivy goes to remove the OPW BRAZZERS Heavyweight Title from around her waist and she goes to lift it in the air to slam it down onto Mason's back but Mason quickly shoots up and SPEARS MADISON IVY RIGHT IN HALF! Madison Ivy is hurt pretty bad as she clutches at her rib cage and rolls out of ther ring Mason tries to grab the BRAZZERS title but still clutching her ribs Madison Ivy was able to reach in and grab it as she slowly backs up the entrance ramp cursing at Mason Moore. Madison Ivy then stops mid way and says...NO FUCK THIS...YOU WANT THIS BELT OK...OK....She then walks over to Royal Powerhouse and yanks the mic out of his hand and says...
Madison IvY; How DARE YOU PUT YOUR HANDS on the BRAZZERS CHAMPION...Mason you are just jealous of me and you always have been! It's just because I do a whole hell of a lot more with a whole hell of a lot less than you, anmd naturally people always seem to pick me over you! Well you want another shot at getting this title back then here is the deal. The next PAY PER VIEW INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT in the first match...It will be ME vs YOU for the OPW BRAZZERS PORN~n~PROWRESTLING Championship, but when you FAIL....AGAIN then I get the one thing in this world that you have left that I FUCKING WANT!....YOUR PLACE AT THE COMMENTARY BOOTH!!! TAKE IT OR LEAVE BITCH YOU HAVE TILL THE START OF THE NEXT EPISODE OF MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCa$E TO DECIDE!...NOW GO ON I think your adoring public was just asking for you!
Mason Moore: Well why don't you come get in the ring because I'm sure they wouldn't mind waiting two and a half minutes that it's going to take me to beat your stupid ass and pull out them whack ass hair extensions you got in girl....COME ON GET IN THIS FUCKING RING I DARE YOU!!!
Madison IVY: MY TITLE FOR YOUR COMMENTARY SPOT....AND NOT A SINGLE MOMENT UNTIL YOU AGREE AND IT IS IN WRITING!
Mason Moore: Well then I guess I'll see ya at SHOWCA$e SKANK!!!
Madison Ivy: Yeah I suppose you WILL!...I can't believe you are fixing to show these YOKELS your boobs...EW
Mason Moore: Madison go put some cream on your crabs and leave us the hell alone we came here tonight to have a good time...Which is always much easier when you aren't around sweetie! SO BYE!!! Now NEW ORLEANS WHERE WERE WE?...OHH YEAH NOW I REMEMBER!!!!
Suddenly POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME by DEF LEPARD kicks on as the Bourbon Street faithful as rise to attention as Mason Moore begins to move and dance to the classic rock song and tease the raising of her shirt at first. Then as the song reaches the chorus the teasing stops and Mason Moore lifts her shirt above her head and every single person standing on the balcony rain down beads of all shapes colors and sizes as Mason Moore catches what she cans and is smiling and laughing while the fans start a HUGE
Chant.
Mason Moore then grabs her suspenders off the ground and reataches them as she makes her way back down to the announce booth where Taj is looking at her all googley eyed. She acts like nothing just happened.
Mason Moore: What?
Taj Escobar: Don't what me Mason Moore! You know exactly what! SO you are gunna finally get your rematch for your title?
Mason Moore: You bet your ass I am and it doesn't make a damn bit of difference what part of the world we are in. When I get my hands on that skinny burnt to a crisp because she doesn't know how to lay in a tanning bed properly BITCH she is going to seriously regret the day she found herself on my shit list! But enough about dumb cunts even though I am sure we will talk about more than our fair share here this evening...Let's talk about the reason we are all here...And how about that entrance huh? That sure was AMAZING!
Taj Escobar: Yeah well it made me sick because I am willing to bet Johnny spent more on that ring entrance than he does paying some of the people who put their bodies and lives on the line every single time they come step through those ropes and wrestle for him. He is a fucking asshole and so are the rest of them!
Mason Moore: Maybe you're right but then again taj ask yourself where OPW would be without Anicka Swan?...Without Vhodka Marie....Without Xavier F'N WOLF?...And well to put it more personally where in the hell would you be without LA Johnny Stylez?
Taj Escobar: You're right we should totally discuss something else...Much much less humiliating!
Mason Moore: There's a good Doggie! You want mama to rub your belly?
Taj Escobar: Ohhh no you're not tricking me with that gain....You are gunna tell me how much it costs up front this time!
Mason Moore: $50!!!!
Taj Escobar: $50?!?!? THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS....K fine you have a deal!
Mason Moore: Now...about that subject change....
Taj Escobar: Well ladies and gentlemen the entire wrestling world is buzzing about our spectacular double main event show here tonight. As this marks the first time ever on OPW...err SyNDiCaTed PreSeNTeD Outlaw Pro Wrestling PPV has ever featured a double main event....But both of these matches could literally headline any pro wrestling pay per view in the last twenty years.
Mason Moore: The first of which is what many pepople backstage here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling as well as a great deal of our TWITTER fans and followers are calling THE GREATEST MAIN EVENT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH of all time. As Xavier Wolf proving to be the type of CHAMPION Outlaw Pro Wrestling needs came right out of the gate and chose the man who came withint a few finger tips of wrestling that Immortal Title away from him during The Stairway2Heaven Match, and since that things have only gotten much more personal and much more out of hand as ladies and gentlemen if the rumors are true the man challenging the OPW Immortal World HEavyweight Champion here this evening is literally hanging on by a thread mentally...And once that man snaps The OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion just may find himself and his title reign in a gigantic world of troubel!
Taj Escobar: YEah but also I wouldn't put it past Xavier Wolf if he had been planning this the entire time. To see how far he could push STratford until he broke and then once he did Stratford would be Xavier's to torment because there are very few men in this business hell in this world that are masters of their own mind to the point where they know how to use it to control the words, thoughts and actions of others like the present OPW Immortal CHampion can. If That was indeed Xavier Wolf's plan then Stepehen Stratford is playing right into his trap. But if not...at the end of the day it doesn't really matter which one it is because tonight in our main event we will see a match I have a gut feeling people will be talking about for months upon months ago as two of our very best have agreed and signed to meet each other here tonight in an OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title Matchy...No cages, no crazy stipulations just Xavier vs Stratford...ONE ON ONE!
Mason Moore: See you sit there and never stop talking shit about The SyNDiCate, even these dumbass fans know that Xavier Wolf is the personification of what an OPW Immortal Champion is supposed to be! If Stephen Stratford has any hopes of walking out of New Orleans this evening as the OPW Immortal Champion he had better change out of those bloody BIG BOY BRITCHES he put on when he beat Damon last week and prey to God he has another pair clean somewhere...But with Demi gone I highly fricken doubt it!
Taj Escobar: Eitrher way ladies and gentlemen if this is your first time ever watching an Outlaw Pro Wrestling event then I prey you stay with us until the main event so that you can see that if you truly call yourself a fan of profesional wrestling then you are going to want to see this OPW Immortal Title match as two of the very best to ever play the game are going to climb in that ring and fight it out until one of them has literally no more to give all for the sake of being able to stand above their peers holding the one piece of tangible proof in this business that says they are the best got damn wrestler on the planet!
Mason Moore: TRUE FUCKING STORY!....Tell em aboutr the other one TAJ!
Taj Escobar: OK, don't mind if I do! Our 2nd Main Event here this evening is about settling one of the most bitter feuds this business has ever seen. Damon "Havok" Riggs was hoping to avoid such a WAR during his farewell tour but as soon as the news broke about Damon "Havok" Riggs hoping to make one last final run in this business was put out there then it was only a matter of time before "The Producer" was able to quickly put a plan in motion and has since relaunched a version of an ARMY that helped him rule over PRO WRESTLING WITH AN IRON FIST! FoCuS one of the most feared and respected factions to ever exist in pro wrestling has a chapter here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling and "The Producer" has made it clear that he and FoCus have returned for two things. Number one is to make sure Damon "Havok" Riggs is beaten, broken, and otherwise deleted from the history books entirely. If Joe Montouri has his way the Riggs Legacy will cease to exist and Damon and his family name will hardly even be a footnote in the anals of pro wrestling history which would be a tragedy in and of itself when you think of everything The RIggs family name has contributed toi this industry!
Mason Moore: Well despite their lack of hardware I'd say The Legacy has most definitely made significant controbutions to us here at Outlaw Pro Wrestling, but during the days when the American Outer LANDs territory was the most popular and competitve territory in the entire World Damon Riggs was one of the names that deserves most of the credit for establishing and destroying that reputation as hardly any scraps of literature or anything exist from those days, meaning all the wars that he fought, all the titles he won, anything and everything he or any member of his family accomplished has all been lost thanks largely inpart to him as well...Now he came to OPW to fix that but it may be too late. The only thing we know now is that right here tonight in Outlaw Pro Wrestling Pay Per View we finally get to see these two BLOOD ENEMIES settle their dispute once and for all in the 4th ever OPW WAR MATCH!
Taj Escobar: Right and ladies and gentlemen again if this is the first OPW show you have ever caught allow me to xplain what a WAR MATCH IS...It is one of OPW's greatest and most grueling signature matches that is really billed as a "feud ender." First we take our two competitors andthen we place them inside of the WAR CELL...Then we weld them in there and the only way they are able to leave is when one of them scores a fall by pin, by submission, and then one byTKO...It don't matter what order they get them in one of them just has to get all friggin three!
Mason Moore: Ohh yeah and not to mention it is going to be reffed by the seductive Demi Stratford who has been off her rocker a bit here lately as well...Or if you are Damon you have to at least consider the fact that this is all just an elaborate ruse to set Damon up for what could very well be the last trap he ever sees in this business, because as we all very well know her estranged husband is a card carrying member of FoCuS...And both Stratford's owe a debt to Damon Riggs that cannot be squared away with dollar bills and copper and silver coins...Ask Damon how he knows! But whatever her motivations may be for her agreeing to take Johnny Stylez place in this match here tonight she will be in the middle of one of the most brutal unforgiving wars ever fought in OPW and ever seen by wrestling fans as 2 decades of hatred, brewing, festering, and now finally exploding before your very eyes right here life on PPV...It's gunna be soooo sick!
Taj Escobar: All titles will be on the line here tonight ladies and gentlemen as one of our main feature matches is an encounter a lot of our fans have been saying will most definitely steal the show here tonight as Brandon Moore the original foudning father of the XKoRe Division here in OPW looks to return that Championship and the division itself back to it's Ultra Violent roots where as present Champion Tommy Kain who was hand selected by OPW GM Kal X Wolf to be the face of this new ressurected division has done an amazing job helping this Championship evolve into what Kal and the OPW management team had hoped he would but if he doesn't make a stand right here then what they want all of that hard work gets flushed down the crapper and it goes right back to its roots not to mention FoCuS gains yet another foothold on one of the more powerful pieces on the metaphorical OPW chess board!
Mason Moore: And since Brandon Moore is challenging for the XKoRe Championship then FoCuS have opted to use the FreeBird Rule here tonight as one half of the actual OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions WreCKeD and WoRTHLe$$ Paul Montouri has selected the recently returned INSURANCE POLICy of FoCus the one and only Cameron Vincent to assist him as he climbs in the ring to defend the OPW Tag Crowns against The Riggs Legacy Jason and Allison riggs Preston and The CuRe who seem to have finally gotten on the same page in a triple threat match....ANd in this particular contest it can be anyones ball game!
Taj Escobar: Also it is pay per view time which means the OPW Prestige Championship is going to be on the line here tonight in a thirty minute IRON MAN MATCH as The ENforcer looks to continue his beyind impressive dominant and historic title reign as he looks to defend the OPW Prestige Title against FAN FAVORITE DARK TIGER! This feud has been building for a few months now and now finally Dark Tiger is going to get his chance to join thefight against The SyNDiCaTe in a big way because if he is able to leave New Orleans with The Enforcer's Prestige Championship that would be a huge blow dealt to TEAM ASSHOLE and a HUGE WIN for The OUTLAW NATION....There aren't very many men bigger than the OPW Prestigre Champion here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling but Dark Tiger is absolutely one of them! If anyone has a shot at ending The Enforcer's reign here tonight it's The DARK ONE!
Mason Moore: And in our final title match this evening AdrennaLynn whom pulled one of the biggest upsets we have seen on Monday Night SHoWCa$e in a long time when she soundly defeated Ray "THEKiNGoFPAIN" Andrews to become the brand new Xtradition Champion...And just before we head out on our first venture overseas the honor of who will represent Outlaw Pro Wrestling as it's International Champion will hang in the balance as KOP attempts to regain his title right here tonight!
Taj Escobar: Not to mention we have two matches that have implications on our very big La Co$a No$TRA tournament to see who will become Outlaw Pro Wrestling's first MADE MAN begin here tonight as we have what was supposed to be an international showcase match, but since Bruce McLeod turned out to be nothing more than a gigantic waste of time and energy on account of him having the mental capacity and work ethic of a spoiled 16 year old white girl who's father only got her the 2021 Jeep CHerokee for her birthday instead of the JEEP and the Pony she asked for...The International part has been scrapped and instead we will finally see the debut of well known in ring sensation Graham Clauson who has been dropping hints and little vingettes over the past few weeks alerting the Outlaw Nation of his arrival...Well tonight we get to see what this manis really capable of as he takes on SyNDiCaTe member and former 2x OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champion and the wife of the OPW Immortal Champion Le'Andra Fury where the winner will still recieve a massive bump in where they are seeded before the tournament begins next week on $HoWCa$e!
Mason Moore: ANd our opening match is to determine who gets the final spot in that tournament as we will see a fatal four way match featuring some of the OPW hopefuls as we see the in ring returns of both Eoin O'Rourke whom we havent seen in months and Jason Ryan fresh off his failure to capture the OPW Southern Heavyweight Championship from Vhodka Marie...Jason Ryan looks to once again be seen as one of the most dangerous men on this roster and he looks to begin that quest here tonight...So like we said the card is stacked from top to bottom....And
Mason Moore's jaw drops a little bit as she is suddenly joined by none other Than The SyNDiCaTe's favorite sinner the one only Anicka Swan. She is wearing a SyNDiCaTe tshirt that is desperately trying to cover her massive beautiful jungas but are only covering up half the nipple (QUICK BRUCE DON'T WATCH YOU'LL THROW A HISSY) and a pair of sexy black pants that look like they were painted on. She is smacking some winterfresh gum as the OPW faithful are begging her the same thing they begged Mason Moore for just a few moments ago....
Anicka Swan: Hold on New Orleans Ani came up here to handle some offical SyNDiCaTe BuSiNESS! But Masand Taj how dare you forget to also mention that tonight at Ani's favorite pay per view DRUGS SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL...Not only did Ani bring MOST OF THE SEX...But Ani is also going to do the pro wrestling world a favor when Ani puts Roger Wright out of his MISERY FOR GOOD!
Taj Escobar: And the second thing?
Anicka Swan: Ohh Johnny wished for Ani to come inform everyone that tonight's festivities shall kick off the same way they have every other time Outlaw Pro Wrestling has run a show here on Bourbon Street...WHICH IS WITH A CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! So up first here this evening will be AdrennaLyNN defending the OPW Xtradition Championship against KOP! ANd as an added bonus...Johnny said he will be out here to join you on commentary very shortly! Now Ani has to get to the back and do Ani's favorite pre match work out...You kids behave now or ANi will come out here and give both of you the SPANKING YOU BOTH DESERVE!!!
Taj Escobar/Mason Moore: YOU PROMISE?
The camera then focuses right on Anicka Swan as she looks deeply and passionately into the camera as she nibbles on her index fingernail while slowly and sensually running her hand down her chest and then down her stomach to the rim of her pants as she smiles and says...
Anicka Swean: WELCOME TO DRUG$, SeX, & RoCK~N~RoLL....PRESENTED BY THE SyNDiCaTe!!!
WELCOME HOME OPW...
BOURBON STREET IS WHERE EVERYONE CAN FIND A LIL
DRUGS, $eX, and RoCK~N~RoLL
BOURBON STREET IS WHERE EVERYONE CAN FIND A LIL
DRUGS, $eX, and RoCK~N~RoLL
THANK GOD IM NOT WATCHING AW!!!
DAMON RIGGS WILL FINALLY WIN THE WAR!
HEY VHODKA...WILL YOU MARRY ME???
ANICKA...SHOW YOUR TITS...AGAIN
The CuRe=NEW OPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
FREE GOAT
WE FLEW FROM CANADA TO SEE STRATFORD BECOME #NEWIMMORTALCHAMPION SUCK IT SYNDICATE!!!
Miss Michelle NEEDS LESS MOORE!!!
PHUCK FoCuS
ENFORCER DOESN'T HAVE TASTE BUDS #COOLERRANCHBLOWZ!!!
ADRENNALYNN'S XTRADITION TITLE REIGN WILL KEEP GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING (SORRY KOP)
HAZARD PLEASE DON'T KILL JOHNNY!
BOUT TIME ROGER REALIZED HE IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN #ROGERWRONG!!!
WHERE THE F IS JAYSON VIOLENCE???
LISA MARIE ASHTON IS OPW'S BADDEST B.I.T.C.H.
WELCOME BACK EOIN!!!
HEY JASON RYAN....SHUT UP!!!
OPW> EVERYONE ELSE
HEY JACKSON JOHNNY WOULD F'N KILL YOU!!!
SAINTZ LOVE OPW!!!
BEDLAM ON THE BAYOU PT II...XAVIER WOLF STILL OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPION!!!
We then see pyros shoot from all four corners of the ring as fireworks explode from the rooftops of the buildings surrounding the area roped off for OPW to preform their pro wrestling even brought to you by The SyNDiCaTe...As we hear the sound of the fans drubnkly scream out into what is quickly becoming the night sky we focus on a rather large sign drapped over the balcony to the far right on the opposite side of the OUTLAWS BAR that reads
!~~ THE COOL RIFLE SECTION...FREE GOAT!!! ~~!
As the fireworks finish blasting we then cut down to ringside as we hear the voice of the Outlaw Nation Taj Escobar who is wearing a pair of grey dress slacks and a black TUXEDO SHIRT. And standing next to him is none other than former PORN AND PRO WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION and BRAZZER GIRL SUPERSTAR MASON F'N MOORE who is wearing some boots that come up passed her knees a skin tight black sweater that properly and adequately displays her wonderful man made clevage and a pair of white jeans that slightly hang off of her hip bones allowing us to see the sexy ass black lace underwear she has on. They are all smiles as every time they have come to Bourbon Street the fans have been crazy the atmosphere simply electric and now once again we are live on Pay per View for the very first time...Taj Escobar then takes it away to let us know whats on deck for this evening...
Taj Escobar: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE 5TH OFFICAL OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING PAY PER VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA....TONIGHT PROUDLY PRESENTED BY THOSE ARROGANT ASSHOLES IN THE FACTION THAT HAS BEEN APART OF THIS COMPANYS FABRIC SINCE THE MOMENT WE WENT LIVE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME RIGHT HERE ON THIS STREET, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS SPECIAL PAY PER VIEW PRESENTATION IS ALSO PRODULY PRODUCED AND BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SYND...
****GLITCH****
...GOT DAMNIT
JOHNNY BRUH PAY YOUR F'N LIGHT BILL WILL YA?
IS PROBABLY WHAT YOU ARE ALL THINKIN WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HURRICANE KATRINA EVERY SINGLE LIGHT ON BOURBON STREET COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY
...SHUTS OFF...
YOU MOTHER PHUCKERZ HEAR THAT SHIT?
That'S The VOICES OF THE OUTLAW NATION...SCREAMING, CHANTING, AND CHEERING FOR THE NUMBER ONE PRO WRESTLING PRODUCT ON THE GOT DAMN PLANET!
Then after a few brief moments...The loud darkness ends as every television screen, every tablet every telephone on Bourbon Street suddenly starts glitching until finally the screen goes white and we see a hand appear with a can of sprey paint in it's hand. It gets close to the camera and we see and hear the hand shake up the can of sprey paint...We then see the hand first paint an
O
...Then A
P
...And Then Finally A
W
Then the hand wipes the top of the screen and we see the white totally diappear, the hand then wipes all up and down the screen until we find ourselves glaring at a block behind us on St. Phillips Street where the back door to the OUTLAWZ BRAZZERS SPONSORED GENTLEMEN'S CLUB is located and we see two Stretch Limos pull up from opposite directions. The drivers walk around and open the door and suddenly we hear the roar from the crowd as the members of the band SKILLET step out onto the sidewalk. They look around and hug each other and then once they are all ready there is a large and in charge buff African American male wearing a black tshirt with a fleur di lis black and gold Under Armour shirt on and he opens the back door to OUTLAWZ and they make their way inside...We follow them until the camera is about to cross the threshold of the door as the man watching the door holds his hand up and doesn't let us pass. The camera focuses on his face as he says...
OPW BACKSTAGE SECURITY Jason O'Neal: Yo...Hol up Hol up...Yall can't go in yet..Sorry, BOSS says he needs to speak with you first...What?...No I don't have a fucking clue where he is...This is LA Johnny Stylez we are talking about here. If that mother fucker is 20 minutes late that means he is ten minutes early...I'm sure he should be along now an....y....min....utttteeee
*GLITCH**GLITCH***GLITCH****
And then every screen on Bourbon Street suddenly goes black. Then we see a spotlight suddenly flicker on in the distance. As we draw nearer to the light we see a large black podium with the logo for DRUGS SeX and RoCK n ROLL draped over the front of it. We see the SyNDiCaTe logo written with the Francis Ford Coppola GodFather font...and right underneath it has their signature slogan....
? WHY BREAK THE RuLEZ ?
!!!! WHEN YOU MAKE THE F'N RuLEZ !!!!
Then suddenly enter stage right is none other than The FOUNDING FATHER of OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING himself...The ONE AND ONLY DoN oF Di$ReSPeCT, The PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa, FoRMeR 3x OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champion and Former 7x New Edge Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion LA Johnny Stylez. He is wearing black pants and a black tshirt that has a picture of two stick figures doing it DOGGY STYLE and then a picture of a TUBE SOCK and above the colorful illustrations read the words...JACKSON MONROE IS A...(PHUCK SOCK) he then turns around and on the back it reads...AND WAS MOST LIKELY CONCIEVED AT A FAMILY REUNION!!! He then turns around and covers his mouth with a mocking face as he then removes the tshirt and throws it off to the left. Underneath was a brand new SyNDiCaTe tshirt that looks just like this....
Johnny removes his thick black sunglasses and folds them up and hangs them on the neck of his Tshirt. He then adjusts the mic and stacks his notes in front of him as he clears his throat and goes to speak, but then suddenly stops himself. He then appears to suddenly recall what is wrong with this situation as he picks up a fat thick rolled blunt on the podium and reaches in his pocket and pulls out a blow torch lighter. He holds it down and lets the ultra hot flame burn the tip as smoke rises into the thin air and vanish like those of you who have to face all of us's chances of walking out with anything other than a few new scars and video evidence that you've had your ass kicked before. Johnny takes a few rips before shaking his head and allowing that trademark arrogant smirk to creep across his face.
The camera then switches to a shot that is on the roof of OUTLAWZ as we see everyone looking down at their phones we see it on every television screen through the windows of the bars and little shops. We arent even sure how in the hell he pulled this off, but there isn't a screen on this street that isn't watching this right here and right now...SO please shut up because THE BOSS IS FINNA DROP SOME KNOWLEDGE ON YA!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ladies and GENTLEMEN! MEMBERS OF THE OUTLAW NATION...On behalf of the greatest faction pro wrestling has seen in the last two decades and possibly even ever we would like to cordially remind you all that you're
!!!!!F'N WELCoME!!!!!
FOR ALLOWING YOU TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH GREATNESS!
TO say that we understand what it must mean to each and every single one of you to have been able to say that you were apart of our journey that began a little over three hundred and sixty five days ago as we made the collective decision to put this company on our backs and carry it straight to the top of this industry despite some of you kicking and screaming like you were told you had to sit and spend the next seven and a half minutes watching THE BEST OF JACKSON MONRORE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE. From such humble beginnings when we opened our doors here in OPW we were merely seem as an alternative wrestling promotion to the then pro wrestling Juggernaut Action Wrestling...But from our very first show until right now people see we aren't just an alternative we are the got damn
~$~ S.O.L.U.T.I.O.N. ~$~
To Them And All Other Modern Promotions That Have Reduced The Business We All Love To Its Present Watered Down Half ass State!
But thanks largely in part to the contributions, words, and actions of a certain collective that operate within the confines of Outlaw Pro Wrestling we were able to not only make our way to the top, but also set the standard quickly and raise the bar so high that it is practically out of reach of anyone that isn't us. Because over the course of the last year the members of The SyNDiCaTe have waged a never ceasing war against mediocrity, traditions, and values that the modern generation have infected this great industry with and have fought even harder to replace them with traditions and values of our own that lead to something that is only truly offered here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling. Of course I am referring to the actual path that leads to the only place that actually matters in this business. The path that may be taken by all but is only ever seen all the way through by a SELECT FEW. Ladies and gentlemen of course I am referring to the path to true, real life
~+~ I.M.M.O.R.T.A.L.I.T.Y. ~+~
As You'll FinD No LiMiTaTiONZ, SHACKLEZ, oR RESTRICTIONZ HERE!!!
Now I know what some of you are thinkin...It hasn't been the easiest year. 2020 was a trying and challenging year for us all, even for the standard bearers of excellence in this great industry of ours. Not all of those that have joined our ranks were strong enough to travel down this road and stand with us here tonight to celebrate our first major milestone of success. So in this moment I would like to stop and take a moment to recognize these fallen comrads so that those watching can see for themselves that the struggle is indeed fact
!!!!!VeRy F'N REAL!!!!!
And Can Be More Challenging Than Keeping A Straight Face When Someone Like Odin Balfore Attempts To Tell You That He Is Your Superior In Anyway!
We Then See The Screen Slowly Fade Away From Johnny's Podium And To Pictures Of Every Single Peron Who Once Upon A Time Stood Along Side Johnny Stylez As A Member Of His SyNDiCaTe But Ultimately Proved Themselves Too Weak To See The Journey All The Way Through
Chamber
Gabriel Tuck
Seth Iser
Jesse Styles
Tyler Knowles
Christian Rivers
Adrian Black
"The Solution"{BULLSHIT} Alexander Yanez
Aleister Davison
Brandon Moore
Blair Buchannan-Stylez
All of these faces in some way showed that they had the skillset, the mentality, and the strength both mental and physical to continue the work that is the very foundation and purpose of what it is we do in the SyNDiCaTe each and every single week, which is of course constantly and consistently fight to set the standard of excellence here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling by always seeking out ways to raise the bar and challenge others as well as ourselves to push and fight for what is ours in this world. In the beginning this faction was no more than a vision shared by myself, my former partner Brandon Moore, and the present reigning and defending OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion of The World Xavier Wolf to create such a faction that would not only stand in resistance to anything and everything places like APW and aW have turned this business into, to stand as the true elite in this business and protectors of what it meant to compete here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling and in our first year we have already seen an era of true dominance that I feel every ounce of confidence in saying shall never again be replicated. For over the course of the year we have dominated practically every single show every single pay per view. And from the bottom of the card to the very tip top have demanded excellence from each and every single one of you as we offered you all one very simple choice. Either rise to or above our level and defeat us or be rolled over and crushed by us. Some of you have survived your run ins with us and for that you deserve a metaphorical pat on the back, and some of you haven't. But know here in OPW where on MUST PASS THROUGH if they ever want to truly call themselves great in this business for it is one of the only place that does not hinder our talent in anyway, know at one point or another you will run across one of us and we will put you to the test and we shall truly learn who deserves to be here and who does not.
And it is in celebration of not only OPW's successful first year, but The SyNDiCaTe's as well...We have become the first faction in wrestling history to hold every single Championship the company had to offer we have held a death grip on the OPW Immortal and Southern, and Prestige Championships. We have taken on the best and we have defeated the best. And so tonight the keepers of the very essence of Outlaw Pro Wrestling, the only collective I have ever seen in this business that truly deserves and has earned the right to be viewed as THE ELITE in our INDUSTRY. We have served as the very foundation of this company and it's back bone which is why when we stand together as a unit we can look down on just about anyone! To those of you who have offered yourselves in opposition to us I simply want to say thank you for it would have been damn near impossible for us to climb out way to the top without using your lifeless carcasses as our rungs! We decided to call this pay per view event SEX, DRUGS, and RoCK N RoLL because those are the key iingridents to any good and or great PARTY and since we are the life of that party we thought we would name our first pay per view after something that symbolizes who and what we are.
So in celebration of our first year of tremendous success and the many dare I say countless successes to come as we look forward to what appears to be an even brighter future I would like to take this opportunity to recocginize, salute, and even thank those that have proven themselves worthy and strong enough to take on such a cause and do whatever is necessary to see it all the way through. So to
The Enforcer
Le'Andra Fury
"The Phreeq" Vincent Black
Anicka Swan
Vhodka Marie
and
THE OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
Xavier F'N WOLF
As We Conclude The Year In Which We Have Dominated The Competition Both In and Out Of Outlaw Pro Wrestling in Making OPW The Number One Wrestling Promotion In The United States, By Returning Home To New Orleans Where We Enjoy A Brief Celebration and One FiNaL DeMoNSTRaTiOn oF WHY We ARE THE Mo$T DoMiNaNT FoRCE In THe HISToRy Of The BiZ...I SaLUTe ALL oF YOU ANd WiSh YOU FiND EVEN MORE SUCCESS As NEXT WE AIM TO CONQUER THE ENTIRE WORLD AS WE HAVE THE UNITED STATES! Ladies And Gentlemen, New Orleans Make Sure The World Knows What It Sounds Like When Outlaw Pro Wrestling and The SyNDiCaTE RETURN HOME TO PUT ON A PAY PER VIEW EVENT...And The Rest Of You...Well The REST OF YOU Can Do What All oF YOU HAVE DONE OR WILL DO AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER...Which Is OF COURSE
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
...And Allow Me To Introduce You To By Friends SKILLET!~
...As We Kick This PPV Off...With Uhhh...WITH A BANG....HIT IT!
Suddenly all the spotlights on hand this evening shine ontop of the roof of OUTLAWZ on Bourbon Street where we see all the members of the band raised slowly to the top of the roof on a very slow moving elevator. They then step off and walk to their instruments...The lead singer, John Cooper puts his lips up the mic and he says....
John Cooper: OUTLAW NATION NEW ORLEANS LOUSIANA...HOW THE HELL ARE WEE DOIN TONIGHT???
"The CROWD ROARS IN APPROVAL AS Cooper and the other band mates smile at the energetic response. John then puts his guitar over his shoulder and lets out a quick RHIFF as the fans cheer in approval...
John Cooper: We are gunna play a song you OPW fans hear quite a lot...It's CALLED THE RESISTANCE.....HOPE YOU ENJOY!
The hot passionate French Quarter crowd is going nuts as the opening moments of the song begin to play and eventually John Cooper puts his mouth up to the mic and begins to sing the lyrics
The Sceeen then fades away from the band as we see a few still shots seen on various episodes of Monday Night $HoWCa$e that have lead us to this very precise moment
"The Resistance"
I am a nation, I am a million faces
~{$}~ First Shot Is of Xavier Wolf Holding The OPW Immortal World Heavyweight TItle High Above His Head After Winning It At Stairway 2 Heaven}
Formed together, made for elevation
~{!}~ Next Is A Few Cycled Shots Of Johnny And Xavier Shaking Hands Moments After Xavier Wolf Turned on his Brother Vincent And Joined. The Next Is The Moment WHen Enforcer Blasted His Former And Best Friend Micheal Maddox in the face Offically Ending His Parenter SHip With Insurgence And Starting a Brand New One With THe SyNDiCate. The Next One Is of Roger Wright Sitting On His KNees While Johnny and Xavier Mock Him Moments After He Wright Stuffed Anicka Swan Forcing Her To Join The SyNDiCaTe, The Next One Is of Le'Andra Fury Standing Next to LA Johnny Stylez And A Look of SHOCK AND AWE on Xavier Wolf's Face The Night Le'Andra Joined The SyNDiCaTe, and The Final Still Shot Is Xavier Wolf, The Enforcer, Anicka Swan and LA Johnny Stylez Standing In The Ring Waiting For The Pull Apart Brawl That Happened The Night Vhodka And Vincent Finally Joined ~{!}~
I am a soldier, I won't surrender
~{$}~ The Next Stills Are Of The Night ALeister Davison Won The Fatal Fate Match Becoming The Brand New OPW PuReBLOOD CHAMPION And Then After Standing On All Four Turnbuckles Is Blair Buchannan-Stylez With The OPW Southern Heavyweight Championship, Aleister Davison With The OPW PuReBLooD Championship, Le'Andra Fury With One Half of THe OPW Immortal Tag Team TItles and LA Johnny Stylez With The Other Half Of The OPW Immortal Tag Team Titles...Which Then Fades Into The Enforcer After Defeating And Ending The Career of Micheal Dredd Maddox at Stairway2Heaven In a Grueling 30 Min IRON MAN MATCH. And The Final Shot of Johnny Stylez Handing Vhodka Marie Both Versions of The Southern Championship, Then He Chosing The Original One and Throwing Blair's GUCCI ONE AWAY ~{$}~
Faith is like a fire that never burns to embers
~{!}~ Still Shots Of Xavier Wolf and LA Johnny Stylez Walking Down The Hall Way Wearing Gas Masks When They Nabbed Miss Michelle And Held Her Hostage For Almost a Month ~{!}~
~{$}~ WHICH THEN FADES INTO A STILL SHOT of KAL X WoLF Walking Out Live On Monday Night SHoWCa$e Wearing A SyNDiCaTe T_SHIRT Informing The Outlaw Nation He Was Now The Acting GM in Michelle's Stead ~{$}~
(Who's gonna stand up, who's gonna fight?)
~{!}~ Next Still Is Of Chamber Slamming A Riot Baton Into The Face of Sam Laramie Jr The Night He and Laramie Challenged Johnny and Brandon Moore For The OPW Immortal Tag Team Titles ~{!}~
Which Then FadeZ
~{$}~ Into A Still of Xavier Wolf Who Just Rolled Out From Underneath The Ring And Was Moments Away From Blasting Apathy In The Face Assisting Anicka Swan In Regaining Her OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE in the LAST OPW WAR MATCH ~{$}~
The voice of the unheard
~{+}~Still Shot of Johnny Stylez and Le'Andra Fury ARROGANTLY SMIRKING AND SMILING Moments After Having The OPW Immortal World Tag Team TItles Returned To Them From The Riggs Legacy After The Legacy Just Got Finished Defending Them at HIGHWAY2HELL ~{+}~
(Who's gonna break these chains and lies?)
Still SHot Of Anicka Swan Signing Her Contract To Face Xavier Wolf @ The PPV Parlay For HighWay2Hell Where If She Won She Would Then Be Forced To Join The SyNDiCaTe Until She Was No Longer The OPW Immortal Champion
~{$}~Love is the answer ~{$}~
Still Shots of Ani Sitting Next To Johnny, Vhodka Sitting Next To Vincent, and Xavier Wolf and LeAndra at the Alter This Passed Weekend At The Viking Wedding
~{!}~I gotta speak it, believe it, that's how I feel inside~{!}~
-Still of Xavier Wolf Standing In The Center of The Ring With His Fellow SyNDiCaTe MeMbERZ-
-Then A Shot Of Xavier Placing The Contract In Front Of Ani Forgoing His Title Shot @highway-
-Xavier Wolf Revealing The Brand New WE DONT BREAK THE RULES WE MAKE THE RULEZ T WHen IT CAME OUT-
~{$}~I, I, can't, can't sit here quiet~{$}~
Johnny Stylez Standing There Looking At The Camera Shrugging His SHoulders After Hitting King Quari w/ A TAZER After Hitting On His Then Wife Blair Buchnnan
~{+}~You can take my heart, you can take my breath~{+}~
-Scene Then Switches To A Still Of The SyNDiCaTe Holding Brandon Moore Down On Hi KNees While Johnny And He Have a LiL CHAT-
~{!}~When you pry it from my cold, dead chest~{!}~
STILL OF JOHNNY DRILLING BRNDON MOORE WITH THE INSULT~2~INJURY
~{$}~This is how we rise up~{$}~
-Still oF XAVIER WOLF On THe GRoUnD WITH THE OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE IN HIS HAND AFTER HE AND ON-STRATFORD'S TUG O WAR THAT Xavier WON-
~{+}~Heavy as a hurricane, louder than a freight train~{+}~
-Still Shot Of Moments Before The Bell Rang To Start The Match Between LA Johnny Stylez and Vincent Black @ INJUSTICE 4 ALL -
~{$}~This is how we rise up~{$}~
-Johnny Stylez and Xavier Wolf Holding Anicka Swan's Hands High In The Air With The OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title Wrapped Around Her Waist After Defeating Apathy InThe Last WAR MATCH-
~{!}~Heart is beating faster, feels like thunder~{!}~
-LA Johnny Stylez Pointing And Laughing At Tyler Knowles After Blair Buchannan-Stylez Low Blowed Him The Night He Was Booted From The SyNDiCaTe and OPW-
~{$}~Magic, static, call me a fanatic~{$}~
LA Johnny Stylez and Brandon Moore Standing Across The Ring From Two Midgets Dressed Like Two of Action Wrestlings Top Stars That They Defended The OPW Tag Titles Against IN The First Unoffical Match On Monday Night SHOWCa$3-
~{!$!}~It's our world, they can never have it~{!$!}~
-Still Shot of Xavier Wolf Standing In The Ring Glaring Down At His Brother Moments After Hitting Him In The HEad WIth Johnny'S Shovel-
-Johnny Stylez, Le'Andra Fury, and Xavier Wolf Standing In The Entry Way Interupting Damon Riggs Debut-
~{+}~This is how we rise up~{+}~
-Still Shot Momentz After Xavier Wolf Defended The OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title Against Tommy Kain-
-LA Johnny Stylez and Le'Andra Fury Retreating Up The Ramp Mocking Vincent Black And Roger Wright Moments After Defending The Tag Titles Against Them-
-The Enforcer Standing Over Big Tiger's Body Sending A Message To His Opponent Here Tonight-
~{$}~It's our resistance, you can't resist us!!!~{$}~
-Still of The NBK's WIth Their Hand Raised After Their First Victory @ TAG WARZ-
-Still of Roger's Face The Night Anicka Turned On Him After Stairway2Heaven-
-Still Of Stephen Stratford Watching As Xavier Climbs IN The Limo With Johnny After Stairway Ended-
-Still Of Xavier WOlf and Anicka Swan Holding Sahara's Arms On Johnny's Desk As He Is Swinging His Shovel Down On Her Exposed Arms-
-Johnny Bending Down on The Ground So Stephen Stratford Could Hear Him After Rivers Brutally Attacked Him Last Week
-Final Shot Is Of The Current Roster of The SyNDiCaTe Entering The Arena In Full Force Out of Two Seperate Limos A Few ShowCa$es AGO...
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Scene then switches from the still shots to down the far end of Bourbon Street where we see cop lights flashing and a lot of commotion. As the ruckus draws nearer we see it is none other than The Members of The SyNDiCaTe riding up on their own personalized Mardi Gras Floats
Hey can you hear me?
Hey, are you listening?
Hey, are you listening?
-The First Float HAs A Very Large Elaborate GRIM REAPER That Is SHrouded In Black Tht Has Several Coffins Scattered All Around The Float. There Are Pieces Of Duct Tape On The Side of Each Coffin So you Can See
Which FoRMeR Members of The SyNDiCaTe Each One Belongs To-
~{!}~Sleeping in the shadows, could be making history~{!}~
The 2nd Float Is Entitled Prestige Which Belongs To The Enforcer Who Is Wearing A Tailor Made Black Armani Suit With A Blue Button Down Shirt And A Pair Sunglasses. He has the OPW Prestige Championship Slung over His Shoulder As He Waves To The Fans And Is Throwing Out Bags Of Cooler Ranch Dorritos That Most Fans Are Throwing Back At Him.
Walk through the fire, walk on the water
The Next Float is entitled GM KYZER SOZAY AND Features A Massive Paper Mache Depiction of The Patriarch of The Wolf Clan The GM of Outlaw Pro Wrestling KaL X WOLF. He is Standing Right Underneath His Own Paper Mache Statue While Siblings Sarah and Jack Wolf Throw Out Beads And Candy To The Crowd As They ride in While The Band That Plays Their Theme Music Play It Live From The Roof of Outlawz...
....Then Suddenly Skillet Stops Playing In The Middle of the Song and John Cooper Walks Up To The MIC and Sings The Chorus Of A Old And Very UnExpected Song
John Cooper: OH. Ohhhhh , OHHH, OHHHH OH!!! HaNGiNG TOUGH!!!!! OHHH, OHHHH, OHHHHH, OHHHHHHH OHHHH HANGING TOUGH!!!
Cooper then backs up and SKILLET beginis to play a modern rock version of HANGING TOUGH BY THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK as we this this GIFREAKINNORMUS we are TALKING THE FARRRRR AND AWAY BIGGEST PHREEQIN FLOAT OUT OF THE ENTIRE SYNDICATE PARADE....THE TITLE OF IT IS HANGING TOUGH FROM BENTFORK 2 THE BIG EASY!!! We see Vhodka Marie's parents standing on a platform diretly beneath therir daughter as the crowd reaction for VHodka is what it always is...The fans are going absolutely banana sammich for her when they see a small army of drag queens and people dresed in farm animal costumes hopping jumping, dancing about while all of the former members of the New Kids on The Block (execpt Donny because he was apparently too cool for school) hopping up and down on the back of the floatr preforming their once upon a time HUGE HIT HANGING IN TOUGH which oddly enough goes right along with Skillet's The RESISTANCE....
The Entire Crowd Gets A HUUUGGGEEEEE Kick out of The Next...WEell We would say float but it's just a trailer with a chair on it that is all black as Vincent Black and his son Call sit in their chair and make sure no one from the crowd decides to join Vhodka's insane party.
Then After a Few moments Skillet's SONG RESUMES RIGHT WHERE THEY LEFT OFF AND THE CROWD GOES NUTS ALL OVER AGAIN
Used to be a slave, but now you are a conqueror
The Next Float Is Called THE VALKAYRIE FROM VALHALLA...AND THEIR NIPPLES As We See A LARGE SWORD AND SHIELD WITH Le'Andra's Family Crest On It. We Even See THE TOP OF THE FLOAT LE'ANDRA FURY SITTING ONTOP OF A CAROUSEL HORSE WITH GIANT WINGS ATTACHED TO IT AS SHE THROWS OUT BEADS TO THE FANS DOWN BELOW. There are Ba few of Johnny's BRAZZER GIRLS throwing out beads on the bottom part of the float and they are doing so topless some of the familiar faces include Jayden James, Jessica James, Bridgette B, Ava Adams, Dylan Ryder, Olivia Austen, Lauren Phillips, Cassidy Banks and Brooklyn Chase. They are all Tossing their beads that have exposed boobs and the Scottish flag turned upside down
They can take my heart, they can take my breath
We Hear the crowd pop very loudly as we then the float of the former OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion Anicka Swan and as the tractor pulls the float into view we see the title of her float is....LiL NaSTY on A BIG ASS F'N FLOAT!!! Vhodka Emerges At The Top of Her FLoat WIth A Tight Leather Teddy that she is practically falling out of and some black thigh high boots. SHe has a pair of broken handcuffs fastened to her wrist and one of those long horse whips that jokey's use in her hand. We see more of Johnny's BRAZZER Girls down below throwing out beeds and furry handcuffs...Lena Paul, Natasha Nice, Ever Lawrence, Allison Tyler, Romi Rain, Audrey Bitoni, Austin Kincaid, Rachel Starr, Rachel Roxxx, Ricki RaXxX, Tory Lane, Alena Croft, Kagney Lin Carter, Brittney Amber, and Cali Carter all are on her float dressed exactly like her throwing out beads to a thunderous roar from the crowd.
When they pry it from my cold, dead chest
Then We Hear BourBon Street Crowd ROAR SO LOUD IT SEEMINGLY MAKES THE GROUND SHAKE as the FLOAT entitled SOAK....SOME.....UP Pulls INTO View As Johnny Stylez Stands directly in front of a large massive neon green light up HEMP LEAF Puffing Away on A FAT BLUNT With His Black RAYBAN SUNGLASSES ON. He is wearing a BRAND NEW Black and Yellow WE DON'T BREAK THE RULES WE MAKE THE F'N RULES TSHIRT As He WALKS TO THE EDGE OF THE STAGE ON HIS FLOAT WHILE HIS TWO LIL MINI BODY GUARDS Throw out SyNDiCaTe tshirts to the crowd Johnny Then Points Up At The Roof as John Cooper Gives Johnny a Point Right Back as The Crowd Break Into A
THIS IS AWESOME
THIS IS AWESOME
THIS IS AWESOME
This is how we rise up
And Then The FINAL FLOAT PULLS Up AS WE SEE A LARGE LED BRIGHT GOLD REPLICA OF THE OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Triple Skull Center Plate as the back drop AS Xavier road into the make shift PPV arena sitting atop a black, red, and gold throne. HE had his ring gear on already and the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title around his waist. As The float comes to a complete stop, he stands on his feet and removes the title from around his waist and holds it high in the air as every single person in attendance roars in approval as they have really taken to Xavier Wolf lately. Xavier smirks as he slings his title over his shoulder and his quuen suddenly appears at the foot of the stairs where he joins her.
Heavy as a hurricane, louder than a freight train
Then suddenly a fireworks explosion causes all of the floats to drop down curtains blocking them from the view of the entire audience.
This is how we rise up
As suddenly we see all the members of OPW's elite faction rise to the top of this enormous large round black platform that their floats made once all joined togehter
Heart is beating faster, feels like thunder
Magic, static, call me a fanatic
Suddenly Johnny, Anicka, Move to the far left side and then Le'Andra, Vin, Kal move to the far right side..
It's our world, they can never have it
This is how we rise up
It's our resistance, you can't resist us
Then just as they broke into the final part of the song we see this large metal black platform rising out of the center of the floats and we see The Enforcer, on the left Vhodka Marie on The Right, and Xavier Wolf in the middle on his thrown as the platform raises them high in the sky as John Cooper and Jen Ledger sing the next part
Up, up, up, up, up
We're rising up, up, up, up, up
The voice of the unheard
Rising up, up, up, up, up
We're rising up, up, up, up, up
Love is the answer
Rising up, up, up, up, up
We're rising up, up, up, up, up
Love is the answer
This is how we rise up
The SynDiCaTe Champions are then joined by the rest of their faction looking down on everyone else from their place of prominence and position from above as SKILLET has this crowd alive and well. Then as the entire group is standing on the high platform when John Cooper gets to the last part of the chorus suddenly there is a very loud and tremendous
It'$ OuR Re$i$TaNCe, you CAN'T Re$i$T US
!!!!!!X.P.L.O.S.I.O.N.!!!!!!
~$~Thi$ i$ HoW WE Ri$e UP~$~
*BooM**BOOM**BooM**BOOM**BooM**BOOM**BooM*
HeaVy a$ A HuRRiKaNe, LouDeR THaN A FReiGHT TRaiN
*BOOM**BooM**BooM**BOOM**BooM**BOOM**BooM*
Thi$ i$ HoW We Ri$e UP
***BOOOOOOMMMMMM*****BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM*********BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM***
HeaRT i$ BeaTinG Fa$TeR FeeLZ LiKe THuNDeR
Then The Platform Begins To Rise ONCE AGAIN
MagiK, $tatiK, CALL ME a FanatiK
And It Rises Until It Brings TheM Slightly Hire Than The Rooftop of Outlaws Making It Easier To Step Onto It And Join The Band As They Finish Playing The SyNDiCaTe THEME
It's OuR W.O.R.L.D....THEY CAN NeVeR HaVe IT!
WHILE The Front Of Outlaws Becomes A Giant Screen That Plays Random CLips Of The SyNDiCaTe's Several Moments Of Victory And Triumph Over The Course Of The Last Year. No Moments IN Particular Just Moments Of Each Of Them Dominating in Matches They HAve Been IN.
~!!!~Thi$ iS HoW WE Ri$e UP~!!!~
The Last ShotS We See is of Xavier And STephen Stratford KNocking Roger Off The Ladder And Then Both Reaching For the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title. Then A Still Shot Of Both of Them Falling To The Mat...And then Finally Of Stephen Stratford Looking Up While Sitting On His Ass While Sarah Wolf And Her Brother Xavier Embraced OVER JOYED AT THE BIGGEST AND GREATEST TITLE VICTORY TO DATE IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING
It's our Re$i$TaNCe, YOU CaN'T Re$i$T us...
***BooM***PoP***BOOM***POP**BooM
***BooM***PoP***BOOM***POP**BooM
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE SYNDICATE STAND ON THE LEDGE OF THE BUILDING AND HOLD THEIR HANDS HIGH IN THE AIR AS One Of The Most Massive And Elaborate FIreWorks Displays Light Up The New Orleans Night Sky To The Sound Of Ravenous, Dedicated, And The Fanitical Fans Here In OPW's Backyward of New Orleans Louisiana!!!!
Then Suddenly Everyone Looks Down At The Screens and all of the television screens on Bourbon Street Read In Giant BOLD IMPACT NEON GREEN TEXT that says
!!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!!
Then the screen glitches and all of a sudden everything goes back to the way it was before this little elaborate entrance began. We then cut back to the announce table where Taj Escobar looks annoyed and Mason Moore looks excitied and happier than a pig in shit as she is high fiving the fans and cheering with them as they all of a sudden break out into a
SHOW YOUR TITS
SHOW YOUR TITS
SHOW YOUR TITS
Mason Moore then flirtingly smiles as she looks at Taj who shrugs his shoulders and adjusts his headset as he looks out at the crowd and says...
Taj Escobar: I dunno what in the hell you are lookin at me for we all know they aint talkin to me...You know where we are Mase...You might as well go ahead and give em what they want otherwise they will start out in a bad mood and it will be all your fault!
Mason Moore: Ohh well DUH..I'm just lookin to see which one of these assholes has the coolest beads! It's like The Joker says if YOU ARE GOOD AT SOMETHING NEVER DO IT FOR FREE!
Taj Escobar: Yes please do it for cheap plastic pieces of shit that you will more than likely loose or break before you ever return here!
Mason Moore: Taj...Take your Debbie Downer SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE...THIS IS The SyNDiCaTe presenting OPW LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW...It's even called DRUGS SEX AND ROCK n RoLL...Johnny brought the Rock n Roll and The Drugs I Assume...So I guess that means its up to me to bring the SEX!!!!
And with that Mason walks over and slides underneath the bottom rope stands up walks right to the center of the ring and goes to lift her shirt up....But before the fans are able to see anything good she is all of a sudden attacked from behing by her long term RIVAL the present PORN_N-PRORASSLIN BRAZZERS champion Madison IVY. The fans boo as Madison pummels her rival with rights and lefts. Madison Ivy goes to remove the OPW BRAZZERS Heavyweight Title from around her waist and she goes to lift it in the air to slam it down onto Mason's back but Mason quickly shoots up and SPEARS MADISON IVY RIGHT IN HALF! Madison Ivy is hurt pretty bad as she clutches at her rib cage and rolls out of ther ring Mason tries to grab the BRAZZERS title but still clutching her ribs Madison Ivy was able to reach in and grab it as she slowly backs up the entrance ramp cursing at Mason Moore. Madison Ivy then stops mid way and says...NO FUCK THIS...YOU WANT THIS BELT OK...OK....She then walks over to Royal Powerhouse and yanks the mic out of his hand and says...
Madison IvY; How DARE YOU PUT YOUR HANDS on the BRAZZERS CHAMPION...Mason you are just jealous of me and you always have been! It's just because I do a whole hell of a lot more with a whole hell of a lot less than you, anmd naturally people always seem to pick me over you! Well you want another shot at getting this title back then here is the deal. The next PAY PER VIEW INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT in the first match...It will be ME vs YOU for the OPW BRAZZERS PORN~n~PROWRESTLING Championship, but when you FAIL....AGAIN then I get the one thing in this world that you have left that I FUCKING WANT!....YOUR PLACE AT THE COMMENTARY BOOTH!!! TAKE IT OR LEAVE BITCH YOU HAVE TILL THE START OF THE NEXT EPISODE OF MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCa$E TO DECIDE!...NOW GO ON I think your adoring public was just asking for you!
Mason Moore: Well why don't you come get in the ring because I'm sure they wouldn't mind waiting two and a half minutes that it's going to take me to beat your stupid ass and pull out them whack ass hair extensions you got in girl....COME ON GET IN THIS FUCKING RING I DARE YOU!!!
Madison IVY: MY TITLE FOR YOUR COMMENTARY SPOT....AND NOT A SINGLE MOMENT UNTIL YOU AGREE AND IT IS IN WRITING!
Mason Moore: Well then I guess I'll see ya at SHOWCA$e SKANK!!!
Madison Ivy: Yeah I suppose you WILL!...I can't believe you are fixing to show these YOKELS your boobs...EW
Mason Moore: Madison go put some cream on your crabs and leave us the hell alone we came here tonight to have a good time...Which is always much easier when you aren't around sweetie! SO BYE!!! Now NEW ORLEANS WHERE WERE WE?...OHH YEAH NOW I REMEMBER!!!!
Suddenly POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME by DEF LEPARD kicks on as the Bourbon Street faithful as rise to attention as Mason Moore begins to move and dance to the classic rock song and tease the raising of her shirt at first. Then as the song reaches the chorus the teasing stops and Mason Moore lifts her shirt above her head and every single person standing on the balcony rain down beads of all shapes colors and sizes as Mason Moore catches what she cans and is smiling and laughing while the fans start a HUGE
OPW
OPW
OPW
Chant.
Mason Moore then grabs her suspenders off the ground and reataches them as she makes her way back down to the announce booth where Taj is looking at her all googley eyed. She acts like nothing just happened.
Mason Moore: What?
Taj Escobar: Don't what me Mason Moore! You know exactly what! SO you are gunna finally get your rematch for your title?
Mason Moore: You bet your ass I am and it doesn't make a damn bit of difference what part of the world we are in. When I get my hands on that skinny burnt to a crisp because she doesn't know how to lay in a tanning bed properly BITCH she is going to seriously regret the day she found herself on my shit list! But enough about dumb cunts even though I am sure we will talk about more than our fair share here this evening...Let's talk about the reason we are all here...And how about that entrance huh? That sure was AMAZING!
Taj Escobar: Yeah well it made me sick because I am willing to bet Johnny spent more on that ring entrance than he does paying some of the people who put their bodies and lives on the line every single time they come step through those ropes and wrestle for him. He is a fucking asshole and so are the rest of them!
Mason Moore: Maybe you're right but then again taj ask yourself where OPW would be without Anicka Swan?...Without Vhodka Marie....Without Xavier F'N WOLF?...And well to put it more personally where in the hell would you be without LA Johnny Stylez?
Taj Escobar: You're right we should totally discuss something else...Much much less humiliating!
Mason Moore: There's a good Doggie! You want mama to rub your belly?
Taj Escobar: Ohhh no you're not tricking me with that gain....You are gunna tell me how much it costs up front this time!
Mason Moore: $50!!!!
Taj Escobar: $50?!?!? THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS....K fine you have a deal!
Mason Moore: Now...about that subject change....
Taj Escobar: Well ladies and gentlemen the entire wrestling world is buzzing about our spectacular double main event show here tonight. As this marks the first time ever on OPW...err SyNDiCaTed PreSeNTeD Outlaw Pro Wrestling PPV has ever featured a double main event....But both of these matches could literally headline any pro wrestling pay per view in the last twenty years.
Mason Moore: The first of which is what many pepople backstage here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling as well as a great deal of our TWITTER fans and followers are calling THE GREATEST MAIN EVENT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH of all time. As Xavier Wolf proving to be the type of CHAMPION Outlaw Pro Wrestling needs came right out of the gate and chose the man who came withint a few finger tips of wrestling that Immortal Title away from him during The Stairway2Heaven Match, and since that things have only gotten much more personal and much more out of hand as ladies and gentlemen if the rumors are true the man challenging the OPW Immortal World HEavyweight Champion here this evening is literally hanging on by a thread mentally...And once that man snaps The OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion just may find himself and his title reign in a gigantic world of troubel!
Taj Escobar: YEah but also I wouldn't put it past Xavier Wolf if he had been planning this the entire time. To see how far he could push STratford until he broke and then once he did Stratford would be Xavier's to torment because there are very few men in this business hell in this world that are masters of their own mind to the point where they know how to use it to control the words, thoughts and actions of others like the present OPW Immortal CHampion can. If That was indeed Xavier Wolf's plan then Stepehen Stratford is playing right into his trap. But if not...at the end of the day it doesn't really matter which one it is because tonight in our main event we will see a match I have a gut feeling people will be talking about for months upon months ago as two of our very best have agreed and signed to meet each other here tonight in an OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title Matchy...No cages, no crazy stipulations just Xavier vs Stratford...ONE ON ONE!
Mason Moore: See you sit there and never stop talking shit about The SyNDiCate, even these dumbass fans know that Xavier Wolf is the personification of what an OPW Immortal Champion is supposed to be! If Stephen Stratford has any hopes of walking out of New Orleans this evening as the OPW Immortal Champion he had better change out of those bloody BIG BOY BRITCHES he put on when he beat Damon last week and prey to God he has another pair clean somewhere...But with Demi gone I highly fricken doubt it!
Taj Escobar: Eitrher way ladies and gentlemen if this is your first time ever watching an Outlaw Pro Wrestling event then I prey you stay with us until the main event so that you can see that if you truly call yourself a fan of profesional wrestling then you are going to want to see this OPW Immortal Title match as two of the very best to ever play the game are going to climb in that ring and fight it out until one of them has literally no more to give all for the sake of being able to stand above their peers holding the one piece of tangible proof in this business that says they are the best got damn wrestler on the planet!
Mason Moore: TRUE FUCKING STORY!....Tell em aboutr the other one TAJ!
Taj Escobar: OK, don't mind if I do! Our 2nd Main Event here this evening is about settling one of the most bitter feuds this business has ever seen. Damon "Havok" Riggs was hoping to avoid such a WAR during his farewell tour but as soon as the news broke about Damon "Havok" Riggs hoping to make one last final run in this business was put out there then it was only a matter of time before "The Producer" was able to quickly put a plan in motion and has since relaunched a version of an ARMY that helped him rule over PRO WRESTLING WITH AN IRON FIST! FoCuS one of the most feared and respected factions to ever exist in pro wrestling has a chapter here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling and "The Producer" has made it clear that he and FoCus have returned for two things. Number one is to make sure Damon "Havok" Riggs is beaten, broken, and otherwise deleted from the history books entirely. If Joe Montouri has his way the Riggs Legacy will cease to exist and Damon and his family name will hardly even be a footnote in the anals of pro wrestling history which would be a tragedy in and of itself when you think of everything The RIggs family name has contributed toi this industry!
Mason Moore: Well despite their lack of hardware I'd say The Legacy has most definitely made significant controbutions to us here at Outlaw Pro Wrestling, but during the days when the American Outer LANDs territory was the most popular and competitve territory in the entire World Damon Riggs was one of the names that deserves most of the credit for establishing and destroying that reputation as hardly any scraps of literature or anything exist from those days, meaning all the wars that he fought, all the titles he won, anything and everything he or any member of his family accomplished has all been lost thanks largely inpart to him as well...Now he came to OPW to fix that but it may be too late. The only thing we know now is that right here tonight in Outlaw Pro Wrestling Pay Per View we finally get to see these two BLOOD ENEMIES settle their dispute once and for all in the 4th ever OPW WAR MATCH!
Taj Escobar: Right and ladies and gentlemen again if this is the first OPW show you have ever caught allow me to xplain what a WAR MATCH IS...It is one of OPW's greatest and most grueling signature matches that is really billed as a "feud ender." First we take our two competitors andthen we place them inside of the WAR CELL...Then we weld them in there and the only way they are able to leave is when one of them scores a fall by pin, by submission, and then one byTKO...It don't matter what order they get them in one of them just has to get all friggin three!
Mason Moore: Ohh yeah and not to mention it is going to be reffed by the seductive Demi Stratford who has been off her rocker a bit here lately as well...Or if you are Damon you have to at least consider the fact that this is all just an elaborate ruse to set Damon up for what could very well be the last trap he ever sees in this business, because as we all very well know her estranged husband is a card carrying member of FoCuS...And both Stratford's owe a debt to Damon Riggs that cannot be squared away with dollar bills and copper and silver coins...Ask Damon how he knows! But whatever her motivations may be for her agreeing to take Johnny Stylez place in this match here tonight she will be in the middle of one of the most brutal unforgiving wars ever fought in OPW and ever seen by wrestling fans as 2 decades of hatred, brewing, festering, and now finally exploding before your very eyes right here life on PPV...It's gunna be soooo sick!
Taj Escobar: All titles will be on the line here tonight ladies and gentlemen as one of our main feature matches is an encounter a lot of our fans have been saying will most definitely steal the show here tonight as Brandon Moore the original foudning father of the XKoRe Division here in OPW looks to return that Championship and the division itself back to it's Ultra Violent roots where as present Champion Tommy Kain who was hand selected by OPW GM Kal X Wolf to be the face of this new ressurected division has done an amazing job helping this Championship evolve into what Kal and the OPW management team had hoped he would but if he doesn't make a stand right here then what they want all of that hard work gets flushed down the crapper and it goes right back to its roots not to mention FoCuS gains yet another foothold on one of the more powerful pieces on the metaphorical OPW chess board!
Mason Moore: And since Brandon Moore is challenging for the XKoRe Championship then FoCuS have opted to use the FreeBird Rule here tonight as one half of the actual OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions WreCKeD and WoRTHLe$$ Paul Montouri has selected the recently returned INSURANCE POLICy of FoCus the one and only Cameron Vincent to assist him as he climbs in the ring to defend the OPW Tag Crowns against The Riggs Legacy Jason and Allison riggs Preston and The CuRe who seem to have finally gotten on the same page in a triple threat match....ANd in this particular contest it can be anyones ball game!
Taj Escobar: Also it is pay per view time which means the OPW Prestige Championship is going to be on the line here tonight in a thirty minute IRON MAN MATCH as The ENforcer looks to continue his beyind impressive dominant and historic title reign as he looks to defend the OPW Prestige Title against FAN FAVORITE DARK TIGER! This feud has been building for a few months now and now finally Dark Tiger is going to get his chance to join thefight against The SyNDiCaTe in a big way because if he is able to leave New Orleans with The Enforcer's Prestige Championship that would be a huge blow dealt to TEAM ASSHOLE and a HUGE WIN for The OUTLAW NATION....There aren't very many men bigger than the OPW Prestigre Champion here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling but Dark Tiger is absolutely one of them! If anyone has a shot at ending The Enforcer's reign here tonight it's The DARK ONE!
Mason Moore: And in our final title match this evening AdrennaLynn whom pulled one of the biggest upsets we have seen on Monday Night SHoWCa$e in a long time when she soundly defeated Ray "THEKiNGoFPAIN" Andrews to become the brand new Xtradition Champion...And just before we head out on our first venture overseas the honor of who will represent Outlaw Pro Wrestling as it's International Champion will hang in the balance as KOP attempts to regain his title right here tonight!
Taj Escobar: Not to mention we have two matches that have implications on our very big La Co$a No$TRA tournament to see who will become Outlaw Pro Wrestling's first MADE MAN begin here tonight as we have what was supposed to be an international showcase match, but since Bruce McLeod turned out to be nothing more than a gigantic waste of time and energy on account of him having the mental capacity and work ethic of a spoiled 16 year old white girl who's father only got her the 2021 Jeep CHerokee for her birthday instead of the JEEP and the Pony she asked for...The International part has been scrapped and instead we will finally see the debut of well known in ring sensation Graham Clauson who has been dropping hints and little vingettes over the past few weeks alerting the Outlaw Nation of his arrival...Well tonight we get to see what this manis really capable of as he takes on SyNDiCaTe member and former 2x OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champion and the wife of the OPW Immortal Champion Le'Andra Fury where the winner will still recieve a massive bump in where they are seeded before the tournament begins next week on $HoWCa$e!
Mason Moore: ANd our opening match is to determine who gets the final spot in that tournament as we will see a fatal four way match featuring some of the OPW hopefuls as we see the in ring returns of both Eoin O'Rourke whom we havent seen in months and Jason Ryan fresh off his failure to capture the OPW Southern Heavyweight Championship from Vhodka Marie...Jason Ryan looks to once again be seen as one of the most dangerous men on this roster and he looks to begin that quest here tonight...So like we said the card is stacked from top to bottom....And
Mason Moore's jaw drops a little bit as she is suddenly joined by none other Than The SyNDiCaTe's favorite sinner the one only Anicka Swan. She is wearing a SyNDiCaTe tshirt that is desperately trying to cover her massive beautiful jungas but are only covering up half the nipple (QUICK BRUCE DON'T WATCH YOU'LL THROW A HISSY) and a pair of sexy black pants that look like they were painted on. She is smacking some winterfresh gum as the OPW faithful are begging her the same thing they begged Mason Moore for just a few moments ago....
SHOW YOUR TITS
SHOW YOUR TITS
SHOW YOUR TITS!!!!
Anicka Swan: Hold on New Orleans Ani came up here to handle some offical SyNDiCaTe BuSiNESS! But Masand Taj how dare you forget to also mention that tonight at Ani's favorite pay per view DRUGS SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL...Not only did Ani bring MOST OF THE SEX...But Ani is also going to do the pro wrestling world a favor when Ani puts Roger Wright out of his MISERY FOR GOOD!
Taj Escobar: And the second thing?
Anicka Swan: Ohh Johnny wished for Ani to come inform everyone that tonight's festivities shall kick off the same way they have every other time Outlaw Pro Wrestling has run a show here on Bourbon Street...WHICH IS WITH A CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! So up first here this evening will be AdrennaLyNN defending the OPW Xtradition Championship against KOP! ANd as an added bonus...Johnny said he will be out here to join you on commentary very shortly! Now Ani has to get to the back and do Ani's favorite pre match work out...You kids behave now or ANi will come out here and give both of you the SPANKING YOU BOTH DESERVE!!!
Taj Escobar/Mason Moore: YOU PROMISE?
The camera then focuses right on Anicka Swan as she looks deeply and passionately into the camera as she nibbles on her index fingernail while slowly and sensually running her hand down her chest and then down her stomach to the rim of her pants as she smiles and says...
Anicka Swean: WELCOME TO DRUG$, SeX, & RoCK~N~RoLL....PRESENTED BY THE SyNDiCaTe!!!