Post by Staff Guy on Feb 5, 2021 5:18:19 GMT -5
7:57pm |
Xavier Wolf |
[ So you look at your clock seeing how much time you actually have to kill before Monday Night SHoWCa$e gets started. It has been seven got damn days since Drugs SeX and RoCK~N~RoLL and literally so much has happened and you need your weekly fix of Pro Wrestling and since OPW are among the only small handful of promotions that do it remotely close to correctly you find yourself getting impatient, but since the clock says 7:57 three minutes isn't really that long of a time to wait, or so you say to yourself silently with only the universe able to hear you. But then suddenly as you watch another HBO MAX montage as it is flipping through the various shots of HBO's upcoming features, past presentations, and current viewing schedule it's like the Universe heard your prayer and decided to for once answer it as suddenly your HBO MAX commercial gets a huge F'N HOLE IN IT ]
RIIIIPPPPPPPP
....AND THEN A HUGE THUD!!!
....AND THEN A HUGE THUD!!!
[ You think it's just another HBO MAX commercial you just haven't seen yet, but usually they would have cut away by now, why haven't they cut away? Instead you see Xavier Wolf step through the hole in the HBO MAX LOGO and he is carrying Johnny Stylez' shovel, we know it's Johnny's from all the names carved into the steel end of it. Hazard is crawling on the ground looking like he is crawling towards you for help, but you can't help him...From the looks of things no one can. The only person that can help Hazard was the only person that could have ever helped Hazard which is Hazard, but the look on his face eventhough he has a mask on isn't the monster you all knew and loved all those years ago in New Edge Wrestling. The look of fear in his eyes as he clutches and grabs for every piece of Earth in front of him that seemingly puts any kind of distance between him and one of the greatest most savage pro wrestlers of all time in Xavier Wolf is sad. For the man we all thought we knew to be Hazard is hardly even a shell of his former self and it has never been more clear than it is in this very moment as Xavier Wolf catches up with him and is now standing over him. With Hazard's thighs inbetweewn Xavier's feet Hazard still continues to crawl forward as Xavier Wolf raises the shovel over his head and brings it down slamming it into the back of Hazard's head ]
!!!!!CLUNK!!!!!
...AND THEN THERE IS BLOOD...LOTS AND LOTS OF IT!!!!
[ Xavier Wolf then drops the damn shovel bends down and grabs Hazard by the hair on the back of his head and lifts his head up. Xavier looks as if he wants to say something, but stops himself before a single word falls from his lips. Instead he just takes Hazard's crimson soaked mask and he slams it into the concrete floor repeatedly. The screams of the big man send a cold shiver down your spine until the whining and crying stops and then there is nothing but silence, as Xavier Wolf finally allows himself a small smile as he stands back to admire his work. He turns around and sees trhe HBO MAX backdrop and then shakes his head as he picks the shovel up at his feet lifts it and rares it back behind his head and with all of his strength slams the shovel into the large A and then the M. He repeats this behavior until the only letter left from the entire logo is the letter X. He then once again lowers the shovel almost using it to balance himself as the voice of the Outlaw Nation kicks on letting you know this was not the way Monday Night SHoWCa$e was intended to kick off. ]
[ Taj Escobar ]: Ladies and gentlemen we are backstage in Mexico CIty and former OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion Xavier Wolf appears to want to have gotten tonight's main event off a little early!
[ Mason Moore ]: Taj are you nuckin futz? It looks like he just killed the originally booked MAIN EVENT DEAD IN IT'S DRIGGIN TRAX DUDE! Hazard doesn't look like he can compete...Like ever again!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Well it was rumored that he returned to Outlaw Pro Wrestling to sort of ride off into the sunset, I guess he didn't take into account that there was someone willing to actually make that happen for him, only I'd be willing to wager he had intended something a little more graceful if not glorious than this!
[ Mason Moore ]: But this is Outlaw Pro Wrestling BITCH and here EVERYONE GETS WHAT THEY EARN!!!!...I know what you're thinking Taj so I'll go ahead and say it for you...TRUE STORY!!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Well I wonder what implications this now has on tonight's main event...Or also on the seeding in the tournament, because I am being told right now that Hazard was the originally intended target but but the former Champion had asked two others about Hazard's whereabouts and well instead of waiting for a reply...He slammed that shovel into both of their faces!!!
[ Mason Moore ]: Look OVER THERE!!!
[ The camera then begins walking behind the X which leads down the hall to the OPW men's locker room there on the ground lying face down in a pool of his own blood is Outlaw Pro Wrestling up and comer Deaven Bennett! Xavier Wolf throws the shovel to the ground and runs his hands over his head and then wipes his face as he glares sternly into the camera. He almost allows himself to smile as he shakes his head and looks into the camera like he is staring at you personally! ]
[ Xavier Wolf ]: SO LET'S GO AHEAD AND GET IT OUT OF THE WAY, NO I AM NO LONGER THE OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...FOR NOW! But ya know what? I'm FUCKING FINE! I've had it up to freakin here with everyone tip toeing around me like I'm some kind of fragile little ball of emotions that is going to break at any moment!....So very sorry to disappoint all of you but that ain't the case.
That's the way this business works. Taking nothing away from our present Champion Stephen Stratford, after I won the biggest match in OPW...NO FUCK THAT THE BIGGEST MATCH IN PRO WRESTLING PERIOD! I came out and I challenged Stephen Stratford because I wanted to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am the best wrestler in Outlaw Pro Wrestling which also makes me the best got damn wrestler IN THE WORLD! And I still have every intention on proving that fact! It may not be tonight it may not even be at the next fucking Pay Per View but one day in the near and clear future and I will once again find myself across the ring from Stephen Stratforrd with the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Title on the line and on that day I will set the record straight once and for all, but until then you might as well go ahead and call me THE FIRST MADE MAN IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING HISTORY BECAUSE I'M RUNNING THROUGH THIS TOURNAMENT AND YOU HAD ALL BETTER PRAY TO WHOMEVER IT IS THAT YOU PRAY TO THAT YOU HAVE MORE FIGHT IN YOU THAN THIS BIG FUCKING WET RAG WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME KIND OF MONSTER BECAUSE IF HE'S THE BEST YA GOT ALL OF YALL MIGHT AS WELL GO AHEAD BEND OVER AND GRAB YOUR ANKLES BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKED!
So go ahead OPW let the era of Stephen Stratford begin....OHH AND ONE MORE THING... Stephen Stratford and FoCuS decided to make it personal and then they not only took something from me they had SOMEONE TAKEN FROM ME! And before we go off the air here tonight...I will return the fucking favor! COUNT ON IT! Now you have my permission to start the show!!!