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PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!! MONDAY NIGHT $howCa$e !!!
EPISODE #27
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!! MONDAY NIGHT $howCa$e !!!
EPISODE #27
We see a shot looking from behind Stephen Stratford Standing As He Stands On the Middle Turnbuckle Hoisting The OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE ABOVE HIS HEAD WITH BOTH HANDS ON BOURBON STREET
We See Damon "Havok" Riggs Standing In The Entrance Ramp LOOKING AT ALL THE FANS GOIN BAT SHIT CRAZ
We See Xavier Wolf Standing Backstage With One Arm Over His Brother His Other Arm Over Vhodka Marie All Three Are Wearing WE DON'T BREAK THE RULEZ WE MAKE THE RULES SyNDiCaTE TSHIRTS
We see Tommy Kain Destroying Jesse Styles With A Steel Chair
We See LA Johnny Stylez DRILL BRANDON MOORE WITH THE INSULT-2-INJURY!!!
We see Jason Ryan Hit His Finisher On Apathy
WE SEE PAUL MONTOURI Trading Blows With Vincent Black
AdrennaLynn Hit Her Finisher on KOP
We See Apathy DRILL PMONT WITH THE AFFLICTION DDT
We see Shots Of Vhodka Marie, Apathy, Allison Riggs-Preston,Le'Andra Fury, Miss Michelle, Necra Octavian Kane, Lisa Marie Ashton and Anicka Swan Posing During Their Respective Ring Entrances.
We see Jayson Violence and Scotty Adams Trading Blows.
We See THE CROWD GO WILD THE FIRST TIME THEY SAW VHODKA MARIE WALK DOWN INTO THE ARENA
We See Christian Rivers Kicking Eddie Havok In The Face While Insurgence Holds Him Down.
We See Eoin O'Rourke Nail Eddie Havok In The Face With A Pump Kick
We See The Enforcer Drill Chris GIBSON W THE REVERSE CHOKESLAM
We See Miss Michelle Rip Her Mardi Gras Mask Off During Her Debu
We See Dark Tiger Drill Aleister Davison With The Tower Of London
We See Stephen Stratford Ram His Barbwire Bat INto The Throat of Damon Riggs
We See Jason Riggs and Allison Riggs Preston Standing On Opposite Ends of The ENTRANCE RAMP POINTING UP AT THE FANS
We See Stephen Stratford Rip El Gran Luchadore's Mask Off IN The Stairway2Heaven Match Revealing Him To be PAUL MONTOURI
We See Le'Andra Fury Deck Allison Riggs Preston With A Discuss Lariat
We See Necra Octavian Kane Drill Jason Ryan With Her My Fair Lady Spinning UNprettier
We See Roger Wright Drop Johnny With The Wright Stuff
...Once
...TwiCe
...AND THEN A THIRD TIME
Only To Immediatley Switch To Johnny Jumping On Roger ANd Pounding Him
And Then A Shot At Johnny Drilling Roger With The Insult-2-Injury During Tag Wars.
Then As The Song Winds Down We Go Through A Quick Cycle As Each Championship Title Plate Flashes On Screen
First Prestige- The Enforcer Standing on the Top Turnbuckle Holding The OPW Prestige Title High IN the Air
We See LA Johnny Stylez Arrogantly Smirking As He Forces The Ref To Raise His Hand After Winning The Xtradition Championship
THE XKoRe WE SEE Brandon Moore Bloody Backstage Giving An Interview With The OPW XKoRe TItle Over His SHoulder
OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES- WE SEE ADRENALYNN HOISTING HER GOLD HIGH INTO THE AIR Followed by LISA MARIE ASHTON getting the win for the CAFFEINE MAFIA!
OPW SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, We See Vhodka Marie Getting Her Hand Raised By LA Johnny Stylez Handing Her The OPW Southern Heavyweight Title While Authorites Pin Blair Down To Put Her In A StraightJacket
AND FINALLY THE OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WHICH THEN SWITCHES TO THE MOMENT Stratford Hit His CHIP ON MY SHOULDER FINISHER ANd FELL DOWN AND BOBBED HIS HEAD ONCE, TWICE, anD THEN A THIRD AND FINAL TIME OFFICALLY MAKING HIM THE NEW OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
After that there is an
!!!!!!eXPLo$ioN!!!!!
And We Cut Live to inside the Johan Cruyff ArenA in AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS IT IS At Capacity! The fans are going absolutley nuts as just as is the custom at all OPW Shows fans from the front fucking row all the way to the nosebleed brought their signs with them this evening supporting their favorite OPW COmpetitor or just to catch a laugh to get themselves on television for a moment. As the music continues to play we quickly cut around the arena and focus on a few of the best signs in the arena...
First One Says;
First One Says;
#ITS420ALLDAYEVERYDAY
HOLLAND LOVES ANICKA
WELCOME BACK EL GRAN MONTOURI
DID THE GOAT MAKE IT PAST BORDER CONTROL #BREXIT
LETS GO TK!!
DEATH, TAXES, WOODEN SHOES!!!
THE OFFICAL WRAP IT UP ALREADY JOHNNY SIGN
BOILED CABBAGE AND XAVIER WOLF NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO
KOP WAS ROBBED!!!
PAINT MY DEVIL
CERVESA KID BEST LUCHADORE IN OPW
JOHNNY STYLEZ IS NOT THE NETHERLANDS' CHAMPION
2 BAD XAVIER WOMP WOMP
DONT IMPORT FOCUS
REHIRE JAMES CENO...HAHAHA J/K!!!
LETS GO CAFFINE MAFIA BEST OPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZ!!!
Before we cut away to the broadcast team the camera finds at the top nosebleed section on the right side of the arena right above the entry way it says with a large draped cloth hanging over the bannister it says
~$~ THE COOL RIFLE SECTION ~$~
The screen then cuts away as we hear the voices of the Outlaw Pro Wrestling Broadcast team as we cut to them ringside where they are sitting at their broadcast desk. Taj Escobar looking rather dapper in his black suit with red tie and black and silver sombrero. He looks like a much less racist version of one of the three amigos, right next to him in the middle is Mason Moore who is wearing a pair of super short blue jean daisy duke shorts, and LA Co$a No$TRA LooKiN 4 OPW's 1st MaDe MAN wifebeater, and a pair of chucks with black socks with white stripes at the top pulled all the way up to her knees. She is chewing gum and she no longer has her OPW BRAZZERS PORN-N-PROWRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP BELT slung over her shoulder. The song slowly fades out as the camera centers around the announcers who take their seats and this show is offically on the muddah phucking ROAD.
The screen then cuts away as we hear the voices of the Outlaw Pro Wrestling Broadcast team as we cut to them ringside where they are sitting at their broadcast desk. Taj Escobar looking rather dapper in his black suit with red tie and black and silver sombrero. He looks like a much less racist version of one of the three amigos, right next to him in the middle is Mason Moore who is wearing a pair of super short blue jean daisy duke shorts, and LA Co$a No$TRA LooKiN 4 OPW's 1st MaDe MAN wifebeater, and a pair of chucks with black socks with white stripes at the top pulled all the way up to her knees. She is chewing gum and she no longer has her OPW BRAZZERS PORN-N-PROWRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP BELT slung over her shoulder. The song slowly fades out as the camera centers around the announcers who take their seats and this show is offically on the muddah phucking ROAD.
BooM BooM BooM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM
AND THEN ONE FINAL
AND THEN ONE FINAL
!!!!!!!B.L.A.S.T.!!!!!!!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: LADIES, GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO EPISODE 28 OF MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE!!! We are celebrating the one year anniversary of the best promotion in continental United States, and the REST OF THE PHUCKIN WORLD BABY!!!
[ Mason Moore ]: YOU HEARD THE MAN TO MY LEFT, THE ONE AND ONLY, INIMITABLE TAJ MFIN ESCOBAR!!! TONIGHT WE HAVE GOT THE TOP TEN MOMENTS FROM OPW'S MAIDEN YEAR AS AN ORGANISATION, AND WE'LL BE BRINGING THEM TO YOU BETWEEN THE MATCHES!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: AND LETS TALK ABOUT THE MATCHES, WE HAVE FOUR, YES FOUR CHAMPIONSHIPS ON THE LINE TONIGHT IN THE NETHERLANDS, INCLUDING THE OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!
[ Mason Moore ]: Yep, we've got former Immortal Champ Xavier Wolf's second round tournament match, we have got two other second round matches as well, plus The Enforcer bids to add yet another title defense to his resume when he defends his championship against former XTradition strap holder KOP!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Then a bit later, our esteemed co-owner LA Johnny Stylez will be defending said Xtradition champion against rival and leader of FoCuS - THe Producer, Joe Montuori!
[ Mason Moore ]: AND AS IF THAT WASNT ENOUGH...
[ Taj Escobar ]: I mean, for any other promotion out there in the world, for F2B or AGW or Action! Wrestling, that would be MORE than enough...
[ Mason Moore ]: BUT THIS IS OPW! AND WE'VE GOT MORE!! EL GRAN LUCHADORE and LA CERVEZA KID are gonna go toe to toe in a Tequila LumberJack Match, and who knows how that's gonna turn out!
[ Taj Escobar ]: THe imperious VHODKA MARIE is also gonna make a defense of her OPW SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP against the scary good Dark Tiger! Not before ARP and Miss Michelle attempt to settle some of their differences in a BURIED ALIVE MATCH prior to their allies tying up a fantastic anniversary show!
[ Mason Moore ]: That's right Tajie Baby, in the main event we have got one of the biggest matches in the history of OPW, maybe top 3 matches in the history of wrestling periodt!! Yeah, The Painted Devil, the Immortal Champion, Stephen Stratford is going to be taking on his arch nemesis, in what is a fitting end to their 20 year rivalry... TITLE VERSUS CAREER, STRATFORD VERSUS DAMON RIGGS!!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: And as if thaaaaat wasn't enough?
[ Mason Moore ]: THERES MORE???
[ Taj Escobar ]: OF COURSE THERE IS MORE!!!
[ Mason Moore ]: OF COURSE THERE IS! SO... Speaking of the OPW Immortal Heavyweight Championship, we'd like to turn you guys attention to the video screen where we're going to have a look back on the history of our prestigious showpiece championship... take a look...