Post by Staff Guy on Mar 31, 2021 10:41:41 GMT -5
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PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
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EPISODE #29
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!! MONDAY NIGHT $howCa$e !!!
EPISODE #29
And We Cut Live to inside the CSKA Arena in MOSCOW RUSSIA IT IS At Capacity! The fans are going absolutley nuts as just as is the custom at all OPW Shows fans from the front fucking row all the way to the nosebleed brought their signs with them this evening supporting their favorite OPW COmpetitor or just to catch a laugh to get themselves on television for a moment. As the music continues to play we quickly cut around the arena and focus on a few of the best signs in the arena...
DONT DRINK VHODKA - ITS FOR US
FUCK FOCUS!
WHERE IS THE GOAT
MURDER SHED INC
APATHY 4 A TITLE SHOT
#JUNKIECHAMP
THE OFFICAL WRAP IT UP ALREADY JOHNNY SIGN
SYNDICATE AND THE KGB BROTHERS IN ARMS
PAINT MY DEVIL
THE CURE CAUSED COVID
JOHNNY STYLEZ IS RUSSIA'S CHAMPION
XAVIER IS RUSSIAN
LETS GO CAFFINE MAFIA BEST OPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZ!!!
NECRA IS OUR KINDA WOMAN
WHEREZ NOCTURAL??
WE EAT VIKINGS FOR BREAKFAST
Before we cut away to the broadcast team the camera finds at the top nosebleed section on the right side of the arena right above the entry way it says with a large draped cloth hanging over the bannister it says
~$~ THE COOL RIFLE SECTION ~$~
BooM BooM BooM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM
AND THEN ONE FINAL
!!!!!!!B.L.A.S.T.!!!!!!!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: LADIES, GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO EPISODE 29 OF MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE!!!
[ Mason Moore ]: TONIGHT IS GONNA BE A NIGHT TO REMEMBER AS WE ARE LIVE BEHIND ENEMY LINES IN COLDEST, BITTER RUSSIA!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Ma$e, this ain't the 80s the cold war is over already, you old broad!
[ Mason Moore ]: Whatever, baldy! We got a motherfuckin show for you tonight! In the main event, we have the OPW Southern Championship on the line in a Tournament second round match, as champ Vhodka Marie finally gets her hands on the leader of FoCuS, that sexist pig Joe Montuori and I can't wait to watch her stomp seven shades outta him!
[ Taj Escobar ]: We will also have a monster six man tag match between FoCuS and The Syndicate, with OPW Immortal Champion, Stephen Stratford teaming with XK0rE Champ Brandon Moore and the General Manager MISS MICHELLE and they are gonna take on former champ Xavier Wolf, the leader of The Syndicate, the owner of OPW and the Xtradition champion, the inimitable LA Johnny Stylez and a MYSTERY OPPONENT!
[ Mason Moore ]: And they've been teasing that mystery partner of theirs all week but the prevailing wisdom in the Outlaw Nation is that we are expecting Anicka Swan to be pulling double duty after cashing in her coin last week on the One Year Anniversary edition of Showcase.
[ Taj Escobar ]: Rumors, indeed, that have been fuelled by the booking decision to have her Co$A No$TRa Tournament match up first tonight, when she takes on fellow Syndicate member, The Enforcer in just a moment!
[ Mason Moore ]: Alongside that, we have got some other interesting tournament matches as Vincent Black takes on King of Pain Ray Andrews, Apathy goes one on one with Tommy Kain, Le'Andra Fury goes against FoCuS member Paul Montuori and the tag team champions? THey're fighting, non-title, against NECRA OCTAVIAN KANE and RYAN ELIAS!
[ Taj Escobar ]: And there's mor--
[ We are cut off, as "Whore" blasts over the PA system. ]