{419} LoL...Uh-OH NoBoDy CARES {419}
Apr 3, 2021 23:05:22 GMT -5
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Post by lajohnnystylez on Apr 3, 2021 23:05:22 GMT -5
So there you are enjoying your afternoon, getting your daily fix of the one and only company that seems to be competent when it comes to how to properly present pro wrestling without it coming off like it was run by phuck mooks who have never watched a day of pro wrestling in their lives. The bad news is kids MoNDay NiGHT SHoWCa$e won't air for a few more days so you'll have to either way or find a way to watch previous episodes of Monday Night SHoWCaSE in the meantime which really aint a bad thing because our re-runs are better than any of the fresh crapola served up to you ever Monday Night on CBS when those self serving twat waffles go live every Monday presenting a crop of played out asshats who couldn't draw even if they were pencils...Which brings us to the good news and the reason we are here today!
Suddenly whatever you were looking at, watching, or reading on the offical Outlaw Pro Wrestling website slowly melts away like it was on fire. Instead we see a SyNDiCaTe logo appear until it slowly fades away and we find ourselves looking at an empty desk. Or so it appears until suddenly a large black leather chair spins around and seated in it is none other than YOURZ TRULY, the founding father oF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING, as well as curret reigning and defending OPW Xtradition Champion The DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT, LA Johnny Stylez.
He throws his feet up on the desk ad leans back in his chair as he has a joint hanging out of the side of his mouth as he uses a butane torch lighter to light the tip as he takes a hit and moves the OPW Xtradition Championship from off the desk and drapes it across his shoulder as his arrogant smirk is plasterd across his face as he shakes his head and reaches in his pocket and pulls out a tiny TV remote. Johnny points it in a direction off screen as suddenly we find ourselves watching the clip of some promo cut by some asshat that was making a direct threat to LA Johnny Stylez almost ten hours ago yesterday. Johnny sits and listens as this fuggin MoRoN goes on and on and on and Johnny's smirk turns to out and out LAUGHTER. The Mystery MoRon gets about half way through his little scphell before Johnny clicks the pause button on his remote takes his feet off the desk and shoots up as he looks into the camera and begins to speak as he takes his pair of black Rayban sunglasses and puts em on as he laughs while he speaks.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ya know I know I really shouldn't stop and even dignify MORONZ like this with a response, especially when you consider the fact that being the owner of my own wrestling company as well as the required duties as OPW's version of a International Champion, but I honestly just can't help myself. I wasn't brought up that way. Someone runs their mouth if you don't stop and put them in their place then that makes you a BITCH, and since you don't see me wearing a friggin
~$~ FoCuS TSHIRT ~$~
...WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME THAT AINT THE CA$E!!!
Now don't worry boys and girls because making these MENTAL MIDGETS from FoCuS look even dumber than they make themselves look has gotten to be something I and the rest of The SyNDiCaTe have gotten so good at as of late one might think it has become a got damn
!!!!!H.O.B.B.Y.!!!!!!
Cause The Only Two Things In This World That Are Easier Are
~!$!~ SuNDay MoRNinG & MiSS MiCHeLLe ~!$!~
...So What Do You Say We Get 2 It 
Cause yall heard this FRiGGiN JeRK oFF HuH??? Cause look Ima be real wit yall...After I heard it for the first time I really only had one response, which was
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
...Wait...Is This DuDe SeRiOuS???
Cause first of all Enforcer and I got a bet goin that this wasn't SSS, it was JMONT all butt hurt after SHOWCa$e in some janitor's closet hiding in a Cardboard Box Fort Wearing a friggin
!!!!!TIN FOIL HAT!!!!!
MaKinG HIS VOICE SOUND DEEPER
Which makes sense because everyone and their mama knows that pussy aint got no business calling me out after I WHOOPED HIS PHUCKIN ASS TWO WEEKS AGO and now THERE IS VIDEO EVIDENCE OF IT! So he knows that if he wants to run his mouth at me and say the shit he wants to say it is going to have to be as someone else because the last time he did it as himself I shoved each and every last word that fell out of that DICK GARAGE HE CALLS HIS MOUTH
!!!!BACK DOWN HIS THROAT!!!!
TO WHERE HE FELT LIKE JACKSON MONROE AT A FAMILY REUNION!!!
Now let's take a moment and address the subject matter of this FoCuSed THREAT because that my friends is the actual punchline. Because we will for two seconds play along and actually pretned like we believe it is actually SSS and not JMONT in a Tin Foil Pirate Hat...THe fact of the matter is, I have to refer to this mother phucker as SSS because I like the majority of wrestling fans, and actual professional wrestlers these days
???HAVE NO F'N CLUE WHAT HIS ACTUAL NAME IS???
Which Is Reasons #1-62,378 WHY I'M NOT AFRAID OR CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR PRESSENCE!
Hell the only reason I am even slightly familiar with his initials is because JMONT spouts them off every chance he gets because he thinks it adds value to his name and the name of that tired played out group of his that carries about as much street cred and value as 98 Degrees or LFO, cause at this point JMONT and his merry band of half wits aren't even the Boy Bands that people actually remember. Which incase the point I am trying to make aint clear JMONT and or SSS...You'll have to pardon me for my lack of respect or concern but a threat from JMONT or SSS concerns me about as much as Bill Cosby concerned himself with his sexual partners
!!!!!C.O.N.S.E.N.T.!!!!!
SO Why DOn'T THE TWO OF YOU TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT CLIFF, DOUCHE BAGS!!!
Please identity theft? HA WHAT A PHUCKIN JOKE! Lemme tell you two PHUCK MOOX LIKE THIS...Again I'll play along and let's say just for shits and gigs I did rip your stupid ass off SSS...If we have gone allllllll this time and this is the first I have ever heard about anything about me ripping you off than that tells us one of two things...Either
A. YOU ARE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FULL OF SHIT
(WHICH THIS IS MOST LIKELY THE ANSWER)
or...
B. I DID IT SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU EVERYONE ELSE WAS COOL WITH PRETENDING LIKE IT WAS MY SHIT ANYWAY!!!
EITHER WAY SSS, you are still hardly worth remembering and a PHCKIN CHUMP ON TOP OF THAT! So Ima just come out and say it. While you seem content with playing these little games, but the bad news DICKHEAD is while you are sittin over there thinking you got the upperhand while we are playing CLUE or GUESS WHO, you are gunna wind up being more BUTT HURT THAN YOUR BOY JMONT after I handed him his ass two weeks ago when you find out we are actually playing
!!!!!SoRRy OR TROUBLE!!!!
OR HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS SO YOU CAN EAT THE ENTIRE BAG OF DICKS!!!
In other words, bring your ass out of the shadows and I'll galdly show you just like we showed the rest of them why FoCuS is no different from BLOCKBUSTER, BEEPERS, VCRS OR CASSETTAPES...During their time in their prime they were each considered THE STANDARD...But as far as their usefulness in the present day is concerned well debating over whether those items are more irrelevant or useless is like trying to figure out who took Michelle to the abortion clinic
!!!!F.I.R.S.T.??
??....DO YOU EVEN REALLY WANNA KNOW?...DO YOU EVEN CARE???
The answer is no...Just like I don't give a phuck who you are. As far as them three letters are concerned...SSS may once upon a time stood for a name that was to be feared as it was respected...But I am right here right now finna tell you two things mother phucker. First and foremost you don't have to worry about The Producer being able to hire someone, because you want a job...YOU GOT IT DIPSHIT..As a matter of fact I am always looking for shitheads like you to help
!!!!SeLL MY F'N T-SHIRTS!!!!
...DRIVE MY LIMO, CUT MY GRASS, ROLL MY BLUNTS
SO now that we have the issue of your employment settled I guess all that is left is to tell you that as far as I am concerned when I hear JMONT name drop SSS all that says to me is that he is refering to that
!!!!Sorry, SUCKER-ASS, SHIT4BRAINZ!!!!!
...I Stole Your SHIT???
Don't flatter yourself JACK...You are the shitkicker walkin into my company, half ass hiding in the shadows like anyone besides JMONT would give a rats ass that it's you. So I'll tell you like I'd tell any other asshat that I've put down before...Like I told JMONT two weeks ago...And do yourself a favor and actually take this to heart and think about it as you finish watching this before you go back to work at the day job you really shouldn't quit, because the fact is Triple S...Them dishes at APPLEBEES AINT GUNNA WASH THEMSELVES ARE THEY DIPSHIT?...THE PHUCK OUTTA HERE, ohhh and while you're at it
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
...CAUSE TRUST ME PUSSY BOY YOU DON'T WANT NONE!!!
