Post by Jay$oN VyLoEnCE on Apr 28, 2021 9:58:20 GMT -5
...So that was an interesting plane ride!
Butttttttt then again ever since I, myself was CuReD of my own personal blinding and debilitating heart disease known as infatuation (commonly misdiagnosed as LOVE) there were a great number of things about this business I was blind to and probably would have otherwise never have experienced. Which is like reason number 878 why I will always be in Apathy's debt and am more than proud to march in her army and fight to bring her vision front and center here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling.
It truly struck me as odd the countless situations that arose during any given day that reassured me that one of the best things I have ever done for myself personally and professionally was rid myself of the metaphorical ball and chain that would have done nothing but drag me down and would have more than likely gladly watch me drip every last drop of blood in my body as long as she was able to personally gain from it. So before we go any further please allow me to briefly pause and reaffirm to myself one simple truth that helps put things into perspective on a daily basis. Allow me to repeat something to myself that has helped will me forward from the rut I was stuck in and has helped me find meaning and purpose. And that one simple phrase ladies and gentlemen is
!!!!FUCK OPHELIA PAIN!!!!!
...Please Note I Mean That As Rudely As I Can That Is By No Stretch An Endorsement Of Any KinD!
...As a matter of fact there isn't a thing on this planet I would recommend any less than engaging in sexual intercourse with that self serving lunatic psycho raving cunt. Cause well if she was half as good in the sack as she likes to pretend she is then maybe it would have been worth it. But as it turns out the years I spent chasing after and being with Opehlia Pain would have all been for naught had it not brought me into this business. Had I not taken her advice and agreed to come to this company I might not have ever found the actual love of my life...Pro Wrestling.
I started to snicker as I saw the look on my tag team partner's face as we sat in what I assume was DIVE bar somewhere in the high tech maze that is the city of Tokyo in Japan. After that intense plane ride I felt it was best if Caleb Koresh and I took a few moments while we could and blew off some steam and maybe even got to know each other a little bit. I mean he and I were on the precipices of the biggest match of both of our careers. There was a lot of pressure for he and I to pull this one down and bring home the gold. Because for those of you that don't know there was much more on the line in this one than some victory or defeat, there was more on the line than some black leather straps with golden YIN YANG DRAGONS.
This was to be The CuRe's coming out party. The place where we finally make our stand and make sure any and everyone in anyway affiliated with Outlaw Pro Wrestling knows good and got damn well that we are here and we are to be taken seriously. It was up to Caleb and I to launch the first major offensive because coming out strong and leaving Tokyo as the brand new Outlaw Pro Wrestling Immortal Tag Team Champions of the World would definitely set the tone for the rest of the evening as well as send the message to the locker room as well as every single member of the Outlaw Nation from the floor seats to the nosebleed that The CuRe was not only capable but more than ready to take our piece of the Outlaw Pie by FORCE.
But before we could accomplish that...Actually in order to accomplish that one thing Apathy, Myself, Nocturnal, and Caleb all agreed upon was that Caleb and I needed to use what little time we had to become an actual team. It was the only way it was going to work, and it was the best way to victory. SO in order to accomplish this I needed to get Caleb away from his Uncle...Or Cousin...Or dominating family member? We needed to get on the same page and so far so good...
So getting back to the present as I went on my little rant about Ophelia Pain I saw him look at me funny as I made a statement about Ophelia helping me find the actual love of my life and when I said pro wrestling, Caleb smirked in a way that told me that wasn't the answer he was expecting...
Jayson Violence: What?...You think I was gunna say something else?
Caleb Koresh just looked at me and rolled his eyes...At which point it occurred to me that perhaps this was the booze talking, but I just picked up what he was puttin down without him having to say a single word...Perhaps this team building bullshit was working ALREADY! I dunno what it was about this particular situation but it felt different. This was not my first or even second Championship opportunity here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling, but there was something about this one...But we will circle back to that in a moment because right now there is a record that needs to be set straight...
Jayson Violence: What? You thought I was gunna say Apathy?
Caleb Koresh: Well I mean, it is kind of your thing isn't it?
Jayson Violence: Screw you Killer Croc!!! You think that just because once upon a time I followed Ophelia Pain around like some love sick puppy, I would just up and make the same mistake again, because some other chick comes along and....OK well you got me there that definitely sounds like something I would do! I mean look don't get me wrong bro, I mean given the opportunity APATHY COULD GEEEETTTTTT ITTTTTT!!!! I'm talkin about she would need a full medical team and probably a surgical procedure to uncurl her toes after I was finished with it, but she is with Eoin, and Eoin is our brother now. I have respect for shit like that, and while I am very dedicated to Apathy and her vision for this company and the rest of us I can assure you I am not driven by the same shit I was when I first signed on here in OPW.
Caleb Koresh: WOOOOOPIIIISSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jayson Violence: Really bro? You're gunna do the whip noise? We are supposed to be tag team partners here man!
Caleb Koresh: We are, I just want to make sure I am fixing to go into battle for the OPW Tag Team Titles with the right version of you! After training together for the last few weeks I have come to see the warrior in you is someone I would be more than happy to go into battle with. However...
Jayson Violence: Damn I knew there was a but...
Caleb Koresh: No asshole, I said however it's completely different!
Jayson Violence: You're right, forgive me, carry on...
Caleb Koresh: HOWEVER! One thing I have been taught by The Sadistic Bastard himself is if you are going to form a partnership with someone in this business it's best you become familiar with the other aspects of their personality as well, because if we are going to be successful not just against these two unworthy creatons who are presently keeping the OPW Immortal Tag Team Titles warm for us, but beyond that it is going to be up to us to make sure we always remain on point and be who we need to be in order to go down to that ring and get the damn job done. And I'm just sayin while you are an extraordinary warrior with a knack and talent for violence and bloodlust similar to my own you do have a tendency to be a little whipped bitch sometimes...And I don't say that as an insult, but in my family we calls it like we sees it...
Jayson Violence: Fair enough! And point taken Mr. Koresh, but please allow me to ensure you that I am no more that whipped "little bitch" as you so eloquently put it a few moments ago anymore than you are that whipped mut your Uncle made you out to be after your unsuccessful attempt to bring home the OPW XKoRe Championship this past week. I understand that was non of my business every family handles shit in their own way, just as I understand that both you and I have a great deal to learn from a man any pro wrestling fan worth his salt commonly refers to as The Sadistic Bastard. And I couldn't agree more with your point...It would be foolish and irresponsible of both of us to not acknowledge each others weaknesses, especially since our enemies and opponents will do any and everything they can between now and International Incident to try and exploit them or at the very least bring them to light to instill doubt and fear or in a best case scenario to create some sort of content between the both of us making their job easier...But those two clueless cunts know they are fighting an uphill battle to begin with. They know their time as OPW Immortal Tag Team Champions is rapidly approaching it's end and they are starting to get desperate...
Caleb Koresh: Is that a fact?...That's what you took from the last episode of ShowCa$e? Because most people are saying that their bonds have never been stronger...From the looks of things they are going into this match with all the momentum!
Jayson Violence: Ohhh come on now Caleb, surely someone with a face as pretty as yours knows how to sniff out a situation where the appearances aren't exactly the way they seem! I am actually glad things turned out the way they did at SHOWCASE...I won't sit here like some curtian jerking fuckwad like RedRum and act like I orchestrated the events to play out the way they did, but given the circumstances we'd be fools to overlook or ignore the fact that despite the way it appears the events of the last SHOWCASE have only played out to such perfection it was almost as if we manufactured them!
Caleb Koresh: Well I mean I did hear you and Apathy discussing your invitation to AdrennaLyNN to join The CuRe not being..."genuine."
Jayson Violence: EXACTLY! We both knew the likelihood of her accepting the invitation was slim at best, we just wanted to see how deep the feelings of discontent between the two of them went. When you sit back and think about it...AdrennaLyNN made the only move that she could make in a situation like the one we put her in...And now they think they have pulled the wool over everyone's eyes yours and mine more specifically...When we know just as well as we did three weeks ago that The Caffine Mafia isn't a team, because nothing that happened at the last Showca$e even suggested that they have worked past their issues of Lisa Marie's selfishness. Sure they did their best to try and cover it up...
Caleb Koresh: HA...You think that was their best?
Jayson Violence: For their sake I hope not, but I'll guess we'll see. But clearly the one thing AdrennaLyNN proved for us, that instead of dealing with their actual issues their play was to instead act like there aren't any to begin with...
Caleb Koresh: Which means all we gotta do is lean on them, expose the weakness and them two dim witted cunts are almost just as likely to help us win this damn thing...
Jayson Violence: : Yup...Find the weakness ISOLATE and EXPOSE IT!
Caleb Koresh: Tag Team Wrestling 101...
Jayson Violence: Not to mention if LMA's focus isn't on making sure she gets the winning fall...or the fact that she didn't make the most of her singles Championship opportunity last week, but we all know that little miss LMA is hung up on a situation that involved a man that hasn't been with us going on five years now! Poor Josiah...But aside from that LMA lacks the focus to ever be a true champion...and as long as AdrennaLyNN would rather make excuses and ignore truths that are so in your face if they were any closer they would be pimples...So I hope those two hags enjoyed their little run, because that shit is over Caleb! Especially when LMA sees this little thing we got planned for her! It's time to go check on Apathy's secret weapon!...One more shot?
Caleb KoresH: Yeah...One more shot...On you!
Jayson Violence: Fair enough!....Should we toast?
The bartender walks over and pours two shots of Jameson and Violence and Caleb Koresh the next OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions clink their shot glasses together and then throw them back. Violence signs his tab and removes a billfold of cash from his pocket puts down a twenty dollar bill and exits. As the CuRE leaves the bar the scene fades away to
...A Little WhiLE LaTeR
We see a few brief shots of Jayson Violence, Caleb Koresh and Alexander "Nocturnal" Koresh back on the private plane. Something came up and Apathy needed three good men she could trust to briefly return to the states and take care of something for her. We see Caleb and Jayson sitting and listening as we see Alexander Koresh go over some of his experiences as he discusses the various heart dropping wars he was apart of over the years when he was one of the most feared and respected names in all of pro wrestling.
But once our men arrive state side they were in the neighborhood so they decided to make a stop to send a very special message to their opponents at International Incident in just a few hours. It's late...Almost to the point that it's early. The sun is beginning to creep up over the sky, but see here is the thing about the got damn Koresh family. Sooner or later hanging out with these mother fuckers and you will find yourself in one way or another in a graveyard which is precisley where we are right now. Alexander Koresh sits in the back of a truck smoking a large cigar smiling as the camera pans out and we see Caleb Koresh and Jayson Violence with shovels slung over their shoulders and sweat pouring for their brow...The camera pans out even futher and we see someone with their back turned to us digging a very deep hole.
The camera then pans back around to Jayson and Caleb who are standing there watching the person dig the hole. The camera is able to focus on the head stone which is now directly behind the next OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions, and it bares the name FRANK FINELLI...BELOVED FRIEND AND FEROCIUS FIGHTER. Jayson Violence reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a soft pack of NEWPORTS and pops one in his mouth. He offers one to Caleb who shakes his head NO as Jayson cups his hands and lights it up. He takes a drag as he sits down ontop of Finelli's headstone and peers into the camera and begins to speak.
Jayson Violence: Caffine Mafia...We are well within the twenty four hour range. Can you feel it slipping away from you? Because I think we are all to the point where we can be honest about shit now don't you agree? I mean at least that is what I was hoping for, ya know? Because truth be told the two of you should have felt this crap starting to unravel FUCKING WEEKS AGO! You can desperately cling to the lies and bullshit a few of your actions may have been able to drum up as doubt for promoting purposes but ever since it was announced you two had to know this would be the day the little run you both have been on comes to a screeching fucking hault! Call it destiny or whatever the fuck you want, but the fact of the matter is ladies DEFEAT IS THE ONE AND ONLY THING IN YOUR FUTURE! The CuRe has spent the last thirty days toying with your minds, pushing your buttons, and seeing what all we could get away with before we TAKE LITERALLY EVERYTHING FROM YOU! Why? Commmmmeeeeee onnnnnn I think you both know why...Tell em CALEB!
Caleb Koresh: It's because neither of you are strong enough to exist in the future The CuRe is GOING TO ESTABLISH STARTING AT INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT! The two of you are too busy tripping over your own feet, squabbling over stupid petty shit that doesn't matter to anyone other than yourselves blinding yourselves to the truth that is unraveling in front of your very eyes! The two of you sparked something a few weeks ago when you two pulled off the victory of a life time and ended the seemingly unstoppable reign of Wrecked and Worthless...But you have followed up your own success with foolishness, stupidity, and greed. The time that the two of you spent as the OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions proved literally nothing else other than how unfit the two of you are actually unfit to represent this company as the top tag team in the world.
Jayson Violence: And it is in that fact right there why you will both be re-leaved of the burden of being the OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions because time and time again misconception ontop of misconception has prevented the both of you for seeing things for how they truly are. Because that is one of the primary functions of the faction known as The CuRe to provide and even force feed if necessary which in this case it absolutely is the truths which people like you refuse to choke down. The lies and bullshit stop here at International Incident along with your reign as Outlaw Pro Wrestling Immortal World Tag Team Champions.
Caleb Koresh: You may be wondering why we came here of all places to send our final message and make our closing arguments before we climb inside the squared circle to conclude our business live on pay per view, and well when this is all over we don't want there to be any question or any discrepancy because make no mistake about it Caffine Mafia our victory at International Incident will be
ABSOLUTE
Jayson Violence: Take my name for instance. I am indeed and will very soon once again going to be known as "THe XKoRe SeNSaTioN" Jayson Violence. Now just hearing my name off top you might get the impression that I am one who succumbs to fits of BeZeRKeR RAGE. That I conduct my business in the ring with a brutish nature, punch first and ask questions later. And while I have been known to loose myself in my work from time to time the two of you would do well to realize sooner rather than later one of the main reasons your time as Champions here in OPW is at an end is because while I have and will time and time again prove that I more than live up to the name I carry...But not in the way you see it. You see I am a solider, one of the deadliest men on the planet trained as a living weapon by the United States government. My purpose on this planet is WAR, and I don't know if either of you considers yourselves a history buff but we'll skip the GOOGLE search and I'll just let you know that WARS are typically won by those who are aware that the greatest weapon on any battlefield is the mind, and know that in the types of WARS I have been trained to fight the one and only kind of victory we concern ourselves with is
ABSOLUTE
ANd that my two lovely ladies is why we are here going above and beyond the drive home our point one final time. Because truth be told we had to return to the states to retrieve something for our cause and Apathy which we will circle back to momentarly, but one of the main things we want the both of you to understand that when you wake up Monday Morning and no longer see that piece of golden tangible proof sitting by your bed reminding you validating you as far as your work here is concerned, is because from this moment forward a place in the future here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling MUST BE EARNED! And the two of you have made it perfectly clear to anyone actually paying attention that YOU DON'T DESERVE A PLACE IN OUR FUTURE! Mainly because one of you is too stuck in the past to properly focus on the necessary steps you must take and battles you must fight and win in order to have a place in that FUTURE! You see Lisa Marie...I know that if I wanted to send you into a fit of rage all I would need to do is something like...
Jayson stands up rares his shovel back like Happy Gilmore takes a swing and splits the head stone in half. The FRA in Finelli's name topples down into the dirt of the hole being duck right beside the grave as Caleb flashes a terrifying smirk at the screen while Jayson continues...
Jayson Violence: And see after careful observation we all discovered fairly quickly that the way to defeat the two of you is to get inside LMA's head because apparently she is the only one on the team that matters! AdrennaLyNN is willing to take a backseat and make sure her good buddy LMA scores every fall, is the one in the spotlight, is the only one anyone talks about! Add that to the fact that Lisa Marie Ashton's tension span is worse than a child's who went to school without their adderall enema! The two of you are not a team because you aren't working for the same goals. The two of you don't deserve a place in the future because the pure definition of a little success comes your way and the both of you let it go straight to your heads...Which is odd because I honestly believe the two of you some how got
!!!!!STUPIDERRRRR!!!!!
DURING YOUR REIGN AS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Because the facts are these...Yes the last episode of Monday Night Showcase the two of you desperately tried to demonstrate that you were on the same page...And the fact of the matter is if the two of you are on the same page...And the particular page you are on is the one where you fall and cater to every whim and need to a selfish child like Lisa Marie Ashton then you are a fool...And well if one proverb is truer in this line of work than in any other it is absolutely a FooL and THEIR GOLD ARE SOON PARTED!!! Because one thing the two of you GutterSLUTZ are going to learn about real fucking fast is what a team that is actually on the same page looks like! And the saddest part about all of this is ladies is the fact that after Caleb and I dominate and destroy the both of you and take those OPW Immortal tag Team Title belts the way a parent takes a toy from a brat toddler throwing a temper tantrum...Still the next time you gaze into a mirror after your defeat will be the first moment you gaze upon the responsible party! You will be able to blame no one else but yourselves for not having enough mental maturity to help you feed and build off of your success...and then for your own short sighted pathetic ambition that only serves one of you. Watching the two of you has surpassed sad and is about a quater milepast pathetic at this point and that is why we came here to this cemetery...Because when you watch animals struggle and suffer in a trap like the way the two of you are the HUMANE thing to do in a situation like that is to
PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MIZERY
Because The CuRe has more important things to do than baby sit two broke back bitches like the two of you while you literally kill each other over scraps of scraps. We are The CuRe...And while you two are most assuredly apart of the problem...In the grand scheme of things the two of you are simply the scab one must pick in order to be able to treat the actual infection...But hell or high water we have a job to do and it will get done...We have a WAR TO FIGHT...and IT SHALL BE WON! International Incident shall be a career defining moment for The CuRe, it will be the first time my fingers touch championship GOLD...and it will be the event where finally after a year and some change Outlaw Pro Wrestling and it's tag team division start heading in the right direction!...SO if you'd like ladies after Caleb and I have had our fun and have mangled you in front of the sold out Tokyo Crowd...If it be what you wish we have no problem what so ever bringing the both of you back here and dumping you in this hole...So LMA can rest beside Frank and AdrennaLyNN can rest right at the sum of her ambition which is underneath LMA! Either way International Incident is where the Caffine Mafia learns the HARDWAY that Immortality isn't won
IT'S EARNED!
Because they are solid proof any schmuck can win a title...CHAMPIONS DEFEND THEM!...But don't worry we will show you that shit too....Till then ladies...Enjoy the few fleeting moments you have left...Because when the bell rings and you find yourselves glaring across the ring from us you will wish, beg, and cry for a single shred of any second of this time back...I PROMISE YOU!
And with that Jayson Violence walks behind what is left of Frank Finelli's heastone turns and looks at Nocturnal who gives him a nod, and Caleb Koresh steps in front of Jayson Violence and takes his boot and shoves the remaining pieces of stone to fall down the 6ft hole that Jayson Violence is presently hoisting someone out of...But before the camera can see who it is quickly the camera cuts to the face of Alexander Koresh who takes a long puff of his cigar and even seems to smile as he quickly exclaims
Alexander Koresh: And as if that wasn't enough Caffine Mafia...Outlaw Pro Wrestling...At International Incident The CuRe will reveal the proverbial ace up it's sleeve, as they finally unleash their secret weapon onto the OUTLAW NATION...That will force them all to their knees as they fall victim to the simple truth that Outlaw Pro Wrestling will very soon be consumed and destroyed by
THE KoRRuPT