Post by Staff Guy on May 14, 2021 6:01:10 GMT -5
Go Fund... Bob? |
Kal X Wolf |
[ Kal Wolf is in his office, when a short man enters the room, a stack of files in his hands. The man drops them onto his desk, and Kal shrugs, a piece of sushi in his mouth, and the read outs of the ratings on a screen in front of him. ]
[ Kal X Wolf ]: You can’t see I’m busy?
[ Rick Mangia ]: Sir, I’ve worked in support services for OPW back when we were...Well, since inception.
[ Kal X Wolf ]: Since Conception.
[ Rick Mangia ]: Sure. Anyway, I saw what you said earlier and I found it troublesome.
[ Kal X Wolf ]: About Bob? Why?
[ Rick Mangia ]: Because we don’t have an employee under that name.
[ Kal X Wolf ]: Not anymore, he died!
[ Rick Mangia ]: No, Kal. We never did. We have 3 Valets and none of them look like this...bob.
[ Kal stands up, slapping his hands down on the desk and leaning forward, getting close to Rick’s face. ]
[ Kal X Wolf ]: Are you...calling me by my first name, now?
[ Rick Mangia ]: Kal I believe we just donated $10,000 to a scam. That’s the point I’m trying to convey, if you’d pay attention.
[ Kal X Wolf ]: It’s good pr! You can’t buy that!
[ Rick Mangia ]: But you did! For ten grand!
[ Kal X Wolf ]: We’re gonna recoup that in ten minutes of tonights show. Stop worrying.
[ Rick Mangia ]: You shared the gofundme! If this is a con, you’ve helped it along by getting the fans to chip in. If they find out we knew it was a scam, and didn’t tell them, that’s bad. Really bad. Noah get the boat kinda bad! It’s already hit $16 thousand!
[ Kal X Wolf ]: We wait it out.
[ Rick Mangia ]: Wai...wait? Kal, we need to contact gofundme and tell them this is a scam. They’ll take it down and give people their money back. They’ll give us our money back.
[ Kal X Wolf ]: Rick, I Just went on international television and mourned this man. I’m not ruining my rep so a few people can get back their fives. Let it be.
[ Rick Mangia ]: Sir. I really don’t think it-
[ Kal X Wolf ]: Let me think for you. You’re standing in the general manager's office, your bosses office, and you’re telling your boss what to do after he already told you what to do. This is how you want your night to go? Really?
[ Rick Mangia ]: Sir. I just don’t want innocent people getting hurt.
[ Kal X Wolf ]: I’m an innocent person, Rick. I’m gonna get hurt by this. Think about me. If they find out, we settle, OPW’s rep doesn’t get tarnished, my rep doesn’t get tarnished, and people get their money back. It’s better this way. You’ll see. Now go get back to work while-
[ Rick Mangia ]: I want a pay raise.
[ Kal X Wolf ]: What?
[ Rick Mangia ]: You’ll fire me at the first chance you get to discredit me. Say that I kept this from you and now I’m trying to pin it on you as revenge. Maybe even go so far as to say I was the one who did it. The only way to ensure I’m on your side is to bribe me. This way we both have something to lose.
[ Kal X Wolf ]: ...I hadn’t thought about the first one at all. That’s a good idea. But you’re right, its better i keep you on. Besides I don’t know what you do here and I don’t like interviews. 15 percent?
[ Rick Mangia ]: 20.
[ Kal X Wolf ]: Done. Get the fuck out and don’t talk to me about this, or anything really, ever again.