[JmOnT/cHaMp X2] Stole your wife, now ending your Career!!!!
Jun 12, 2021 13:13:46 GMT -5
somethingwicked, Miss Michelle, and 2 more like this
Post by krapp420 on Jun 12, 2021 13:13:46 GMT -5
"TWIZTED THOUGHTZ" JOE MONTUORI
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ALLISON RIGGS-MONTUORI
PRESENT TO YOU
OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
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[The Capital One Arena….famous for hosting teams like the Washington Capitals, Washington Wizards and the Georgetown Hoyas. 20,000 people can sell out the arena which will happen for Showcase 33 due to the big time rivalry match of Joe Montuori and Dane Preston. There have been plenty of big time events and shows here but do they match up to what is about to happen?.]
The year of 1998: Stanley Cup Finals- Washington Capitals Won
February 11th, 2001: NBA All Star Game- 50th Edition
June 11th 2005: Mike Tyson's final fight vs Kevin McBride.
March 27th 2009: NCAA Division 1 Hockey Finals
November 10th 2016: Kellogg's Tour of Gymnastics Champions
[And there have been plenty of concerts and charity events and other games played here as well but at the end of the day, it does not compare to what Montuori and Preston will bring to the table. This is a war and the only way it ends here in the Capital One Arena is one man leaving on a stretcher.]
[Fade into The Hay-Adams, the nicest and most elegant hotel in all of DC. Of course money bags J Mont will pick the nicest place in any city. He also used his old school car selling skills to reserve the ONLY Federal Suite in the whole building. This elegant Federal Suite comes equipped with a master king bedroom and also includes a separate living room and two full bathrooms. French doors in the master bedroom open onto a private balcony overlooking the White House. The spacious corner living room features a large dining table, comfortable seating for meetings and entertaining, and panoramic views of the White House, Lafayette Park and St. John's Church.]
[FOCUS back in and you will see J Mont at the front desk checking in with a lovely young lady who knows exactly who she is dealing with. You can tell she is a wrestling fan and has a crush on J Mont with her actions. And what lady wouldn't. Look at J Mont. He's decked out in Gucci supreme track pants, with a matching Gucci Polo as well as Gucci Princeton Crocodile Slipper with Double G and some nice looking Gucci aviator shades to top it off. Great way to spend 10K on a lounge outfit.]
Front Desk Girl: Oh My GODDDDD…..its you…
J Mont: In the flesh, you know it.
Front Desk Girl: You are my favorite wrestler and always have been. It’s a shame how Demi screwed you in that match with Damon.
J Mont: A true wrestling fan. I need to leave some tickets for you that I have available for friends and family.
Front Desk Girl: That sounds like a plan and maybe after you beat Dane, we can have our own after party if you catch my drift.
J Mont: You need to catch DEEZ NUTZ…. You are coming nowhere near me. You know I have a girl in Allison now.
Front Desk Girl: Sure as hell doesn’t seem like it from the way she has been acting with and towards you.
J Mont: Oh yeah… watch me call her right now and you will see how much in love we are here.
Front Desk Girl: Yeah right and Miss Michelle is going to stop being a slut too.
[At that moment, J Mont takes out his apple iPhone and goes to his contacts and what do you know…. His favorite number one says WIFEY with a picture of Allison in a bikini. J Mont with a big smile hits the contact number and awaits her voice.]
RING
RING
RING
[Finally, Allison picks the phone up and her voice gets J Mont’s blood bubbling like lava.]
ARP: Yes Joseph, how can I assist you?
J Mont: Joseph? Am I in trouble? The last time I heard that was in court when the judge used my government name like that.
ARP: What do you want with me?
J Mont: This receptionist wrestling fan girl is hitting on me and I'm trying to prove to her I'm taken by you and we are together.
ARP: If she wants to take you, she's more than welcome to knock herself out.
Bella: Or I could just knock you out.
ARP: Damn it Bella. What do you really want, Joe?
J Mont: Just want you here with me baby. I miss you and just wanna see that pretty smile and those sexy eyes looking at me again and maybe meet in the middle with a kiss again.
ARP: You know, Joe, there’s one thing Bella pointed out, that I am kind of wondering myself… If you miss me so much now… where have you been all these years? Were you missing me while you were dick first in whatever vagina was thrown your way?
Bella: Yeah, answer that one, asshole.
ARP: You didn't think it was going to get any easier with Gold did you?
J Mont: Dick First? Hmmm that could be my new PORN NAME if the OPW closes…. I'm just kidding baby….but on a real note I was waiting for the right time. I wanted to strike when the iron was hot and ready and it's burning up now. The time is now for us…..and I wasn't being a man slut like my brother Paul either. I have standards. And by the way BELLA, this is an A and B conversation so you can C yourself out of it.
Bella: Such high standards that you're always moving in on another man’s wife? His kids?
ARP: Damn it, Bella, stop. Just stay here. [J Mont can hear as it sounds like hands are slapped away, footsteps and a door opening and closing and then the sound of nature.] Seriously, why did you call?
J Mont: Allison, I'm all in. .this big match Monday has made me realize I need to get the job done so we can be together forever. I want it all like I've been telling you. The family, even Bella.. the future, your heart I want and need it all...my family back home has already sad they want to meet you
ARP: You know, Joe, I am going to be honest, if I wasn't married, if I didn’t have kids, if my father and you didn’t hate each other with the passion of the Hatfield's and the McCoy's, I might consider dating you. But with the way things are not, I am not leaving my family. There is a woman out there for you, one that’s got Joe Montuori written all over her, and when you find her, you’re going to realize, I was not the one.
J Mont: Marriages break up all the time when something better comes along. I'm that BETTER thing for you. The kids like me and they will be fine with everything. I will never take their dad from them even though I think he's a piece of human shit. And as far as your dad goes, that chapter is closed unless he's coming back and sending me that letter S in the mail for RIGGS? But there is only 1 woman out there for me and it's you….I know deep down over these past few months you have gotten to like me more and more with each passing day…. Just after we won the titles I saw the sparkle in your eye and when I whispered in your ear and you blushed, I just knew we were ready to take off.
ARP: And we’ve come back full circle in this conversation, it feels like, Joe. I don’t know how many times I can say this or the different ways I can say this. I am married, Joe. Now, if there is tag team shit we need to talk about, let’s talk, but if you just want to talk about your feelings and emotions, I’ve got to go, I’ve got to be a momma and make the kids a snack.
J Mont: Pack your bags and bring the kids here. I got this HUGE Federal Suite here and we can see the White House too. I will make sure you are all safe and sound. I'm not giving up on US. I already know if I make a phone call and set something up, the TRUTH will come out about you and us and your feelings. You can't hide them like your IT in the sewer. And I want Bella too.
ARP: Joe… [Allison sighs deeply.] Not going to happen. The kids are going to be staying with my parents while all this is going on. You know what the truth is Joe, the truth is, I love my husband, and I am not giving up on my marriage, yet.
J Mont: You said YET! [He could hear Allison take a deep breath as she got ready to snap back with something venomous, so he continued on before she could.] So tell me right now….with your heart and emotions right now...you have NO FEELINGS FOR ME AT ALL….cause if you say NO, you're lying and I will prove it after this match is all said and done with.
[The whole time while this conversation is going on, the front desk girl is just staring at Joe like really…..but J Mont doesn’t care as he is just pacing around and still hasn't even checked in yet.]
ARP: For the last time, Joe. I love my husband, I don’t love you. I’ve never loved you. I will never love you. The most I could possibly feel for you is a tag team partner, and maybe a friend… but you’re sure killing that friend part.
J Mont: You leave me no other choice then. There are 3 things that are about to happen and I hate to do this but it has to be done. Number 1 is that the Producer is gone, and making a full return is TWIZTED THOUGHTZ which is not a good thing for anyone. Number 2 is I'm going to have to mathematically take your husband out of the equation it looks like. And Number 3, I'm going to have to make this phone call so we can all get the TRUTH out of you. I don't want to be the bad guy here Allison but u know I fallen for you and we built something here but you're not working with me at all and you're letting Bella do a lot of the dictating here.
ARP: Jesus Christ, Joe. Listen to you. You know what, I am done with this conversation. I’ve been trying so hard not to drink, but damn, you’re making it hard. [She takes a breath.] You do what you think you need to do, but still going to get the same results. I love Dane, not you.
J Mont: Don’t get mad at me when you get served and get a phone call because all your lies about your feelings will come out and please make sure that Dane’s medical coverage is all up to date because he is really going to have a hard time living after this match, that's if he even make it out alive. I will see you Monday night Allie unless you wanna come by earlier and make a KODAK moment.
ARP: Bye, Joe. [And the line went dead.]
[J Mont just slammed his IPHONE 12 onto the floor as it shattered everywhere. The front desk girl looking on just shakes her head in disbelief.]
Front Desk Girl: I told you so….so we on for after your match where i can play with your NUTZ?
J Mont: Just give me my damn key and for the record, your tickets are revoked, and going to someone else.
[Front Desk Girl throws the key at J Mont and walks away from her station. J Mont just laughs and thinks to himself.]
J Mont: Just not my day with the ladies… but man I look so damn good today too….
[With that, J Mont walks over to the elevator and selects the up button. The door opens and he slowly walks in carrying only a matching Gucci duffle bag. He looks over at the buttons and selects the button FEDERAL for his suite……the terrible music of NSYNC is heard and J Mont just wants to bang his head against the wall of the elevator….after what feel like 10 minutes cause of the terrible music, you hear the ding and the door opens...it brings you right to a double door but only way to get in of course is with the key… J Mont taps the key over the bar code for the door and you hear it unlock….he swings the door open and nothing but paradise….he’s smiling again as he walks into the suite and drops his bag….he makes his way right over to the glass doors where the balcony is...not even looking at nothing else yet...he opens the glass door and stands on the balcony overlooking the White House on this beautiful day.]
J Mont: Damn I wish I had my phone to take some pics of the White House.. God damn ALLIE… she should just do the right thing and leave him already.
[J Mont rests his hands on the balcony rail and just looks into space. So much on his mind and so much going on in his life. It's the Fast and Furious for him.]
J Mont: [He Yells at the WHITE HOUSE.] Hey BIDEN make sure after Monday night you send another STIMULUS CHECK to DANE PRESTON because he will need it and bump up his unemployment rate too cause he's going down in a BLAZE OF GLORY.
[J Mont then thinks to himself….he hates Joe Biden.]
J Mont: [Yelling at the White House again.]
My name is Joe Biden and I forgot this message.
Joe Biden is like a web browser with 19 tabs open...17 are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from.
It’s 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet. Coming back from IKEA he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task.
J Mont: He’s a complete joke just like Dane Preston is. He is so delusional and doesn't see that he’s losing everything. His Wife. His Girlfriend. His kids. His career. This man is a walking time bomb and I'm going to finish setting him off….it was only a matter of time before the OPW booked us in a match. All the beef that has been going on inside and outside the locker room. The Tabloids, and Twitter… This is the hottest and biggest rivalry going on right now today in all of wrestling and they are using us as well for the last show of the OPW to get that money and ratings for all the new stuff that is about to happen. Too bad old man DICKLESS DANE wont see it. After Monday night, he will be extinct and gone from our lives and programs.
[J Mont walks back inside and opens his Gucci duffle bag and pulls out an Apple Mac Pro that has all the add ons and ram space and storage and turbo boosts you can have. Only fitting of course. He sits at the counter and opens it up… you see where it says……]
Password
[J Mont starts to type out the password and it reads.]
ALLIENJOE4EVER
[Finally after inputting the password, the main screen with all the icons pop up and he has full service internet and WIFI.]
J Mont: You know I'm not really a bad guy here. I don't like divorce. It only happened once in my family but sometimes when it feels right you just have to go with it. Allison is the one for me. The history is there even though they wanna keep bringing up the past about her being young and me hitting on her and all that bull shit. End of the day, she likes everything that is going on. Even Though she chewed me out on the phone before, she did weaken and say the word YET which means the time is coming for DICKLESS DANE to officially be single and all alone. And do I feel bad? Maybe a little and that's why I'm going to help this man out. Yes I have a heart and you can see that with how I treat Allie Bella and the Kids.
[J Mont opens up his Chrome Tab and starts to type away again.]
MATCH.COM
[The web browser opens up and you see J Mont laughing a little bit because he is truly up to something that cannot be any good.]
J Mont: I'm gonna help Dane out here since he's lost it all and has no one to be there for him. Especially after Monday night when i lay his ass out and he's on his back looking at the lights in the ceiling and hears 1 2 3 and your winner TWIZTED THOUGHTZ….at that point, he knows its rock bottom but don't worry DANE...J MONT is here to help you out and make sure your not all alone like an old man rotting away in a retirement home.
[J Mont starts to scroll through the MATCH.COM and finally finds what he is looking for.]
I am a Man Seeking a Woman
Between the Ages of 25 and 45
Any Zip code works
First Name: Dickless Dane
Email Address: IlostallietoJmont@gmail.com
Password: Ineedmanhunt69
Height: 6’2
Weight: 245
Relationship Status: Divorced/ Thanks J Mont
Do you have Kids: Twins but they love J Mont
Do you want Kids: I need more since i'm all alone
What's your Education: I dont have one
Do You smoke: No
Do you drink: Very much so… i got some issues
Religion: Rather not say
What makes you the happiest: When I can be in an RV driving around drunk and not thinking about reality because my real life sucks. J Mont has taken everything from me. Now I gotta be like rapper DRAKE and start from the bottom.
Pick a Topic to show off the real you: Being a Bitch cause that's what J Mont does. He puts me in my place and I don't know what to say or do back.
Any other Notes: Someone please go out with me….i need some comfort in my life. Losing my wife Allie, losing my match to J Mont, not seeing my kids… I'm an emotional train wreck. I think I'm gonna cry like a little bitch. So ladies, after you read this, just know if you date me, it's gonna be the ride of your life and it's definitely gonna be bumpy and all over the place.
[J Mont saves all the info and sends it over to the Match.com people for final approval so they can post it up for all the ladies to see.]
J Mont: One good deed after the next. See, i'm not a bad guy. I'm trying to help Dane find another Allie since this one is mine now. And there is still plenty more work to do to help this piece of shit, I mean DICKLESS DANE.
[J Mont opens up another browser and we can only imagine what he has in store for us now. You can see him type away again.]
AutoTrader
[J Mont is scrolling through Autotrader and he's looking up something… in the search box he types….]
RV’s
[Trying to find the right RV for Dane may be tough but if anyone can find one, it's J Mont and you know that money is no object here of course. And after a few minutes of looking, he finally found the one he thinks will work perfect for Dane.]
[It’s a no brainer….it comes with a Ford Escape with a tow package and the camper and already has the custom saying on the back too.]
HAPPILY HOMELESS
[J Mont has no cell phone and he's pissed about that but still there is a phone in the room. He grabs the wireless phone and dials the number.]
Country Ass Guy: YELLO
J Mont: You still have that Pink Escape and Camper available?
County Ass Guy: Yes Sir…. 12000 smackers and you can have it.. Title and all…
J Mont: Can I wire you the money?
Country Ass Guy: What's a wire?
J Mont: I wanna pay for it you Hillbilly…
Country Ass Guy: It’s name is not Hillbilly.. It's Happily Homeless..
J Mont: Just tell me your address, you moron so I can bring the cash to you this week. I'm buying it.
Country Ass Guy: 1433 Old Farmer Rd in Washington DC
J Mont: Perfect… I will be there Tuesday morning with the cash for it.
Country Ass Guy: Make sure its not counterfeit money
J Mont: Im Joe Fuckin Montuori…. I don't need to make FAKE money, i make ALL THE MONEY!!!
[J Mont slams the phone down hard and what do you know… another broken phone.]
J Mont: Well there goes the incidental money… oh well.. Fuck this place, fuck that bitch down stairs, fuck that hillbilly and FUCK YOU DANE PRESTON.
[J Mont finally closes the laptop and walks over to what looks like a very comfortable couch…. He kicks his Gucci shoes off and lays down….its been a long day for him already but so much accomplished.]
J Mont: No Phone, No Allie here, No Focus….man its crazy how life can make so many crazy turns...but all of that can be fixed.. .I will get a new phone later thanks to insurance….and once i get that i will call Allie and get her here with me and FOCUS, well i will need to do some work on that… Just when we finally get what we've been working for.. Things are all over the map. You got Stratford going North with his world title and daughter and stupid ass wife. You got Brandon going South with his crazy demeanor and Xcore title. You got my brother P Mont going West with the Southern Title and piggy smalls and a goat and a stupid friend that wont leave him a line and you got me going East with the tag title and Xtradition Title and this beef with Dane Fuckin Preston.
[J Mont stretches his arms up and you hear a few light cracks…..he needed to get that out as his body was aching from all the moving he was doing.]
J Mont: Before you know it, Monday night will be here and the match of the century will take place. Everyone knows this match is the money maker….the MAIN EVENT even though it's not. The bad blood and history of myself and Dane only added fuel to the fire. I would bet my penthouse in NY and my 25% ownership of the NY Knicks that this show will make the most money OPW has ever seen from the tickets to concessions to clothing to PPV buys….. You can take some of the best fights and line them up and what will everyone pick. Hey you book worm people...answer that question.
A: Evander Holyfield vs Mike Tyson
B: Floyd Mayweather vs Canelo Alvarez
C: Floyd Mayweather vs Manny Pacquiao
D: Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor
E: Joe Montuori vs Dane Preston
J Mont: Obviously the correct answer is E and this just gave me an idea…. After I beat Dane.. maybe a Joe Montuori vs Floyd Mayweather would be a great way to enter the new year for the sporting world. Man im a fuckin genoius….
[J Mont then stops for a moment as his smirk turns into a semi evil look.]
J Mont: I need to get serious now. I have played enough games today. This is a war I'm entering. I know what I did and I'm ready to step up like a man and handle my business. This all started almost a year ago when i started that whole behind the scenes PRODUCER gimmick and using letters and games to shock the world and when i was finally all settled in and ready and things were in place, i made my move… the move to get ALLISON from DANE...and from there i haven't stopped… from the romantic yacht getaway, to the flowers and dress, to the necklace, to the cars to Momma T’s and ice cream with the kids, to the training and how can i forget, all that flirting and kissing we been doing… It's all led to this.
J Mont: Dickless Dane….you need to know something and know it well…. I STARTED this and i'm going to finish this…..i already see you're up to something and i think DAMON is behind it.. You guys have no brains of your own...you're stealing my ideas and my brother thinks it's Damon too… sending me a letter S...and I know it could be a lot of things or people but add it up for a minute here. I sent Damon all those letters for FOCUS and all of a sudden im in a war with you and here comes the letter S… I hope that bitch ass DAMON comes back for some more after I get done with you.. Demi was the reason I lost. But that's the past right now and I need to FOCUS on the PRESENT….
Past: Damon Riggs
Current: DICKLESS DANE
Future: ALLISON
J Mont: Sometimes i tend to jump the gun and not think things through but that's just me… always the Hot head and go getter….and that's what i did here….didn't really have a plan of attack but just knew i had to strike.
STRIKE FIRST
STRIKE HARD
NO MERCY
J Mont: From my classic movie the Karate Kid. I'm going to live by that motto Monday night….the only difference this time is that the BAD GUY is going to win….I am Johnny Lawrence and Dane is Daniel LaRussa…. There is no Cinderella story here or special kick to win it… im rewriting the Karate Kid and Johnny wins this time….
BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS
J Mont: Since day one that has been tattooed into my brain. And come Monday I will have the Blood of Dane on my hands...the sweat will be from all the beating I gave Dane and the tears will be coming from Dane knowing that he truly lost to J Mont in and out of the ring. The clock is ticking.....
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
J Mont: You hear that Dane? Your time is running out…..but don't worry, J Mont is here to save the day for you as you can tell… Im such a good dude that even after i beat your brains in and probably retire you from wrestling i got you all set up…Match.Com will be ready by Tuesday as well as your Pink Escape and Camper…..i just wanted to make sure you had something to leave with and didn't think i was a TOTAL asshole… being an asshole is ok but the TOTAL hurts HAHAHAHA…..and to make things even better Dane, i got my brother who has my back always P Mont as special ref. I already told him to call it down the middle cause I'm not worried about you but to also make sure that no one from the Riggs Legacy tries to interfere… im going to win this cleanly and show the world why J MONT IS CHAMP CHAMP…..
[J Mont finally gets back up and stretches out like he's about to run 10 miles.]
The Greatest Glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win” “If you know the enemy and you know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles
J Mont: I can promise you one thing Dane… I will not fall again… you attacked me over JEALOUSY.. You couldn't do what I did.. I SATISFIED YOUR EX WIFE AND WON GOLD with her….but it's ok.. I may have fallen but I got up and that's bad news for you. This time around, you are going to be the STEVE URKEL here and say I have fallen and I can't get up….I will rise to the top and hold both belts high standing over your beaten carcass.
I WIN YOU LOSE
J Mont: I'm already winning Dane.. i'm in your HEAD…..spending all that quality time with your ex wife, the romantic gestures and kisses, the gifts….spending time with the TWINS, even going to your house to work on wrestling moves….i'm winning and your not...Im a Victorious warrior and your a defeated warrior Dane…..the end result is coming...the battle is coming….the war is coming… and your time is coming to an end…..Monday night...J Mont will stand tall in this battle and be victorious and when i leave the arena, not only with all my gold and my brother next to me btu with Allie and bella as well….
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
J Mont: Enough of this talking… i will let my actions do the rest and before you know it, you will feel the pain from my fist connecting to your stupid ugly demented face… BAM…. TKO...TWIZTED THOUGHTZ…… see you Monday night DICKLESS DANE and enjoy the gift i got you and whatever woman answers your great Match.Com ad…
[J Mont walks into the bathroom and slams the door shut as the scene fades to black and please respect his privacy as he wants to be alone now.]
“First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win.”