Post by krapp420 on Jun 16, 2021 17:59:58 GMT -5
[There is no need or time to set up this beautiful scenery for the ESPN radio station for First take. Stephen A Smith is off this week for Father's Day so that leaves Max Kellerman all alone to do the show and we will be getting right into this things here today.]
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Kellerman: Hello and welcome to First Take. This is Max Kellerman and i'm all alone today with no one to second guess all my predictions. [Cough] Stephen A Smith [Cough].... today we will be looking at the OPW Showcase number 33 and its final show as we have heard. And what a card we have here for you. So let's get right to it and not waste any time here.
[Max gets himself comfortable as he is about to ruin some of the wrestlers lives and make others feel on top of the world here.]
Kellerman: We are doing things backwards here today and going with the Main Event all the way down to the guys who should be mopping the floor or getting the gum from under the seats or cleaning the toilets that Dane Preston threw up in knowing he has to face J Mont.
MAIN EVENT
OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Stephen Stratford (c) vs Xavier Wolf
Kellerman: This is a dream match again. 2 of the very best this sport has to offer. Former Focus member Stephen Stratford. By the way, that was a dumb decision to leave J Mont and the boys like that. And then you have former Syndicate member and former champ Xavier Wolf....this match can go either way as both are well deserving to be the World Champ.....but my gut is telling me that Stratford has so much on his mind from his wife to his daughter to the politics of the wrestling world and Xavier just came off a big tournament win and is hungry to get to the top. Barring a double DQ thanks to the outside interference... we will be crowning a new World Champion in Xavier Wolf.
ShowCa$e Match
Vhodka Marie vs VooDoo
Kellerman: This one will get interesting with 2 of the best females today duking it out. First you have VooDoo, the crazy ass woman who took out Stella just a few days ago at the Compound. Then you have Vhodka Marie who is a sure fire future hall of famer and one of the best in the ring. If VooDoo keeps her head on straight she could pick up the win and make some headwaves here. I would be scared to have to pick a winner based on how tough and sadistic these 2 can get but my money is on Vhodka Marie to get the pinfall over VooDoo...
ShowCa$e Match
Special Guest Referee - Paul Montuori
"The Producer" Joe Montuori vs Dane Preston
Kellerman: This is the match i have been waiting for....adding in P Mont and you have Match of the Year written all over it. J Mont/Dane Preston....what haven't these 2 said about one another yet? They have said everything and then some. They pretty much have thrown the kitchen sink at each other and they keep going....but the edge in the mental game has been to J Mont...he has been WOOING Allie and even the fans and active members are starting to believe J Mont and Allie could work out.... according to Yahoo Poll... 65 percent of America want Joe and Allie together and Dane in his RV drinking...but i don't need to say anything else here... this is gonna be a blood bath and someone is going to get hurt and that man is DICKLESS DANE, i mean Dane Preston... J Mont with the 1 2 3 pin and back on top of the podium where he belongs.
Deathmatch
OPW XKoRe Championship
Brandon Moore (c) vs Druscilla White
Kellerman: One of the most interesting matches of the night here. New Comer Miss White who has just rolled over everyone lately gets her chance against the man i consider, the craziest and most fierce guy in the ring today in Brandon Moore. I don't see the Xkore championship leaving his side but Miss White will definitely cause some havoc and make a statement but at the end of the day, Brandon is just too tough of a guy and one of my favorites... Moore with the 123 and keeps his title.
La$T MaN STaNDiNG
Vincent Black vs Graham Clauson
Kellerman: Someone is going down for the 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.....and lets not beat around the bush here. Graham is a talent in the ring and is good on the mic, but he's not Vincent Black who has been around long enough and knows what to do to get the win.... Black will take out Graham and add another win to his total.
ShowCa$e Match
OPW Southern Heavyweight Championship
Paul Montuori (c) vs Apathy vs Austin Ramsey
Kellerman: This one is pretty easy to call......i knew the winner once they announced the match but let me talk about these guys for a minute. Apathy is a former world champion and when did this happen? When Nixon was in office? Great performer, but this isn't her time. And up and comer Austin Ramsey is out of his league with these 2. He's not ready to play ball yet... he reminds me of Jered Kelenic of the Seattle Mariners. Top 5 spect in all of baseball.. they call him up, he hits a HR in his first at bat then goes 1 for 39 and gets demoted back to AAA...sorry kid, your not ready....P Mont will keep his title and show the world why he is one of the craftiest and best in the ring....and a great brother to J Mont too and a ladies man... P Mont keeps his title...
ShowCa$e Match
Miss Michelle vs Tommy Kain
Kellerman: Michelle has been doing a lot of trash talking about my boys of FOCUS lately... sorry bitch but you were kicked out cause Brandon said so... deal with it... but its ok you may get a win this time cause TK is too busy chasing after P Mont and his ass...so not much to say here but i will give Miss Michelle the win by submission.
WeAKeST LiNK Match
A series of challenges to find out who quits first
Lisa Marie Ashton vs Adrenalynn
Kellerman: I had to go online and look up who these 2 were and they somehow were 2 time tag champs together....i guess crazy things can happen but this time, one of them will lose and one will stand tall in the ring... I have no idea how good either one is cause i never paid attention but let me go with Lisa Marie Ashton on this one cause i like the name better. Ashton with the 123 roll up.
ShowCa$e Match
Caleb Koresh vs Le'Andra Fury
Kellerman: Talk about a weird dude with no people skills in Koresh versus Leandra, who is just the total opposite. Both are climbing to the top of the OPW ranks and his message will get them closer to a title shot in the near future. But with our time coming up, i need to shut up and tell you that Leandra Fury will get the win here.
ShowCa$e Match
OPW Prestige Championship
Dark Tiger (c) vs The Enforcer
Kellerman: I don't see the Enforcer losing 2 in a row and you know he wants some GOLD back in his life. Dark Tiger picked up a 4 leaf clover last card and won the title but it may he short lived like Danny Devito in the movie TWINS....i see a new Prestige Champion in the Enforcer....
ShowCa$e Match
Necra Octavian Kane vs KoRRuPT
Kellerman: I know of one but not the other so lets make this simple. Til Korrupt shows me something in the ring, i'm going with the woman who held her own against Brandon Moore last time. Kane with the pinfall and Win.
ShowCa$e Match
Ricky Rodriguez vs Jason Ryan
Kellerman: Potential to be a show stealing match...you got the cocaine crazy man in Jason Ryan versus up and comer Double R who i may add is very smart for siding with J Mont in the recent comments about him and Allie... so with that said.. Double R will win the match and make a nice career here while Jason Ryan wont be mad he lost.. He will sniff a line and get ready for next week. Double R with the win.
ShowCa$e Match
Devin Stone vs Eoin O'Rourke
Kellerman: This is probably where i will get up and take a nice shit and smoke break but i do need to pick a winner... lets go with Devin Stone here cause he wants to prove something....Stone with the 123 pin.
ELiMiNATiON CHa$E
Mason Alexander Vanderbilt
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Mister J
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Josiah Black
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Amari Kent
Kellerman: 4 people...never heard of any or do i care to even want to know who these people are but i'm telling you right now, with a name like Mason Alexander Vanderbilt... you cant lose...so with that, Vanderbilt will get the win and start his tour here and hopes he can keep climbing.
PLUS
J Mont and Allie will be in attendance with their tag team Gold and TRUE LOVE
Dane Preston's RV will be parked in the back if anyone wants to mess with it or take a shit in it.
P Mont's Locker Room is open to any pretty single lady in attendance
and much much more