Monday Night SHowCa$e #33 - SuPeR SHowCa$e
Jun 23, 2021 11:15:29 GMT -5
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"Legendary" by Skillet plays as the screen goes from black to fuzzy to an empty Outlaw Pro Wrestling ring. Then as the song speeds up so do the people whom are there putting the ring together and setting the up the stage area bringing Monday Night Showcase to life. WHen the song gets to the first major guitar rhiff we cut to some highlighted OPW Action that we have seen on ShowCa$e and OPW programs... followed by...
H.B.O.
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
Showcase #33
SuPeR ShowCA$e
SuPeR ShowCA$e
[ And we cut live to the Capital One Arena in Washington, DC! The camera pans the audience who are going NUTS. As the camera scans the audience, we see a litany of posters dotted around the arena ]
STYLEZ DID IT FOR US!
ACQUIT THE KING OF LOUISIANA!
4:19! GOT A MINUTE?
NAH! GOT A WHOLE LIFE SENTENCE!
STRATFORD IS UNBEATABLE
TK IS THE REAL SOUTHERN CHAMP
PMONT SUCKS
APATHETIC ABOUT APATHY #CURE-THIS
ERA OF THE TIGER!
CAFFEINE MAFIA WERE ROBBED
ANUBIS!
KAL WOLF
VHODKA MARIE DESERVED IT
FUCK FOCUS~!
Before we cut away to the broadcast team the camera finds at the top nosebleed section on the right side of the arena right above the entry way it says with a large draped cloth hanging over the bannister it says
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[ Taj Escobar ]: Ladiesssss and gentlemen good evening my name is Taj Escobar and I have been the voice of the OuTLaW NaTioN for the last two years and here tonight I am officially here to welcome you all to the very last episode of MonDay Night SHoWCa$e!!! Now as you all very well know we here in the Outlaw Pro Wrestling Announce Booth have had quite a few people assist and help with the commentating duties but throughout this entire time for every single show there has been myself and one other. And as you can see for yourselves she is not presently with me and suffice to say is if any of you out there or sitting in the arena right here and right now have even the slightest fuck of where this woman is maybe you could let me know because I don't have a got damn clue. LA Johnny Stylez is still in jail so trying to make sure she still has a job isn't exactly in the deck, although perhaps she is in a "meeting" with the new owners of this new company that is supposed to emerge from this one, but that I even find to be unlikely because Mason Moore ladies and gentlemen I know for a fact loves only a small handful of things in this world and three of them are being the color commentator for all OPW programming. So maybe she will join us at some point here tonight, or at least I hope so it wouldn't be right to do the last show without her. But as they say in this business all the damn time...The SHOW MUST GO O...
[ Then as if on QUE GET NAKED by METHODS OF MAYHEM blares over the PA SYSTEM as suddenly every ass in it's chair shoots up to their feet and turns their attention toward the entry way and the OPW NATION give a warm OPW thunderous roar when they see that it is none other than the woman in question herself MASON MOORE and she is holding the OPW BRAZZERS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE HIGH ABOVE HER HEAD. She is sporting a black eye and a busted lip but other than that she looks as slutty and sexy as ever as she proudly prances down to the ring. SHe looks like she is going to pass up the ring and go straight to the announce booth but we see her eyes look at the ring and she looks at the title belt once again in her possession and she shrugs her shoulders as if to say ]
PHUCK IT
...WHY THE HELL NOT, WHAT ARE THEY GUNNA FIRE ME?
[ Mason Moore then quickly slides underneath the ropes and sits up on her knees and holds the BRAZZERS Championship title belt high above her head as the OPW Nation gives her a thunderous round of applause. ]
YOU DESERVE IT
O-P-W
YOU DESERVE IT
O-P-W
YOU DESERVE IT
O-P-W
O-P-W
YOU DESERVE IT
O-P-W
YOU DESERVE IT
O-P-W
[ Mason is moved practically to tears as she holds her hands up at the crowd and then quickly makes her way out of the ring and walks over to Taj at the announce booth and puts her headset on. Taj goes to speak, but Mason Moore quickly grabs his nether region and plants her lips on his as the crowd goes ballistic as Mason Moore then suddenly stops and takes her hands that were on Taj Escobar's face and lightly throws his head backwards sending Taj flying backwards into his chair looking like he was just hit by a steaming locomotive...then a mack truck, and then the entire New Orleans Saints DeFeNSiVe LINE. Mason's smile turns into a giggle as she readjusts her headset and well now we get this show on the road... ]
[ Taj Escobar ]: Well, well well...Mason Moore as I live and breathe I would ask how you are doing, but from what I and everyone else looking at you right now can clearly see you look beat half to shit but a smile from one of your ears to the other and the unofficial OPW BRAZZERS Heavyweight Championship back in your position...I suppose there is something you'd like to say?
[ Mason Moore ]: HELLZ YEAH THERE IS TAJEY POOH! If this be the last time we ever get to do this, ain't no way in heaven or hell I was going to let this shit end without me getting this belt back from that uppity small boob cunt Madison Ivy! I will say this for her though...It has been as clear as your homosexuality Taj that Madison and I aren't exactly...
[ Taj Escobar ]: Wait Mason I'm not gay...In fact if you want to prove it I'd be more than happy to...
[ Mason Moore ]: Taj...You had your chance to talk! I'm in the middle of a speech....SO PLEASE...SHUT THE HELL UP!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Uh, YES MAM!
[ Mason Moore ]: JeSuS THANK YOU! ANYWAY! Madison Ivy may be a bag of dick shoveling brown nosing stupid cunt, but she is as tough as they come and getting this here belt back as you can all see was anything but easy! Not only did I get the match officially sanctioned and brought my own ref...But I made sure there was a cameraman as well...But this is for now the last episode of Monday Night SHoWCaSe and as I am damn sure every single one of you know this is a JAM packed card we have for you. One last final gift from us to you as we head off into the GLORIOUS UNKNOWN...Unfortunatley though this is where we get off...And if that be the case I don't know about you Taj my boy...But words cannot express how glad I am that the final match you and I get to call together and see under the OPW banner is our GLORIOUS MAIN EVENT we have for you here tonight which is the single greatest rivarly in the histopry of our not so humble wrestling promotion as we along with any and every single person who dares call themselves a fan of pro wrestling get to see one on one one more time for THE SINGLE RICHEST PRIZE IN THE GAME...AS TONIGHT LADIES AND FUCKING GENTLEMEN IN OUR MAIN EVENT THE TWO BEST IN THE BUSINESS...FORMER OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPION AND ONE AD ONLY MADE MAN HERE IN OUTLAT PRO WRESTLING CHALLENGES Stephen Stratford in an attempt to reclaim what was taken from him back at the SyNDiCaTe Pay PER VIEW...DRUGZ, SeX and RoCK n RoLL the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Championship!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Yes indeed...These two men are without doubt the top two competitors to ever compete here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling and before we sign off and complete our contract with the Home Box Office who have graciously put up with us and all of our shit for the better part of two years will climb inside of that ring and put it all on the line for the sake of walking out of here with the only piece of tangible proof that exists in this business that defines you AS THE SINGLE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD TODAY THE OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! I couldn't agree with you more Mason...This has been the run of a lifetime and I am sad to see it end...But this is just living proof that like all things in HUMAN existence all good things must come to an end...SO if they must...How many people can count themselves fortunate to say they went out the way we are going to by watching the two men who have a legit claim to being the best do battle one more time?
[ Mason Moore ]: GOT DAMNIT TAJ...I am going to miss this...SHit I'm even pretty sure I am going to miss you, but what we have for you here tonight should perfectly sum up anything and everything that for two years made Outlaw Pro Wrestling...THE PREMIERE WRESTLING PROMOTION IN THE WORLD...And will serve as the stepping stone to whatever lies ahead for the history of our great sport that we helped establish with everything we have done here...
[ Taj Escobar ]: And also on the docket tonight, we have basically every title in the damn promotion on the line, YEP, Enforcer gets his long awaited rematch for the belt that is basically SYNONymOUS with him, taking on the Dark Tiger in what I expect to be a fantastic match.
[ Mason Moore ]: And lets not forget, shall we? Paul Mont is making his first defense of the SOUTHERN belt that he won recently from VHODKA MARIE at INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT.
[ Taj Escobar ]: Apathy gets a shot, along with promotional newcomer Austin Ramsey who made a splash against Druscilla White a couple weeks back, and it is gonna be an awesome match! And that won’t be the last we see of Paul Montuori, because later that night he has to referee his own brother’s match, a grudge match.
[ Mason Moore ]: That’s putting it lightly! A MAN WOOS YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, and you finna call it a GRUDGE MATCH? Joe Montuori is one of the most slimy meatball bastards goin’, and the way he’s pursuing a MARRIED WOMAN quite frankly sickens me
[ Taj Escobar ]: You’re just jealous he ain’t chasing you.
[ Mason Moore ]: WHat? EWW You WISH!
[ Taj Escobar ]: That’s Right. The Producer booked himself and Allison Riggs-Preston in a tag title match and by god they beat The Caffeine Mafia and became the champions and Allison’s husband is PISSED.
[ Mason Moore ]: Do you blame him?
[ Taj Escobar ]: I do not. And so they will go face to face one on one this evening to settle their score.
[ Mason Moore ]: And speaking of settling scores, there’s another HUGE match that has been highly anticipated for MONTHS!
[ Taj Escobar ]: In the throes of summer last year, the power couple of the Wolf Pack cracked apart in an explosive scandal that rocked the Outlaw Nation. Vincent Black and Vhodka Marie came clean that they were in love and this set our former broadcast partner VooDoo on a spiral.
[ Mason Moore ]: TaJ SHE WAS PI$$eD!! The Femme Fatale has been stewing quietly, brooding over this absolute lack of respect. Then at International Incident, she struck, she made sure Vhodka Marie didnt walk out of the TOKyO DOME with the belt intact.
[ Taj Escobar ]: So now its time to settle the score! I CANT BELIEVE ALL THIS IS HAPPENING!
[ Mason Moore ]: ITS OUR SEND OFF SHOW, TAJ, WE GOTSTA GO BIG!
[ Taj Escobar ]: With that in mind, we head off to our first match of the night. An ELIMINATION CHASE, between Josiah Black, Mister J, Mason Alexander Vanderbilt and Amari Kent!
[ Mason Moore ]: I’m really looking forward to this one and seeing what they have to offer!