Post by huntertheantichrist on Jul 28, 2022 17:11:55 GMT -5
The problem with people in this generation is they despise being told the truth. The truth is often unpleasant and it proves the liars to be exactly what they are. Most of the wrestlers in this company like to create lies about themselves. They like to pretend to be the goods in the ring and talk shit that they never seem to be able to back up. Then they are forced to step to me and they get smacked the fuck up because every single thing that was told to you about me has been done.
What exactly has the Myth Killer told you? I told you people I was going to walk into a triple threat match in my first match in three years and win the X-Kore title. I did exactly fucking that. I told you people John Reaper was going to get the beating of his life. He got smacked in the face with his own eight year old girl. I told you Scotty Adams was full of shit and I was going to beat his hypocritical ass. I smacked him in the face with his own stupid fucking mask.
People need to understand that I am not Johnny Fucking Styles who talks because he likes the sound of his own voice. I do not need to convince you people of a fucking thing. You already know what I do because the facts state it. I tell you that I am the God of X-Kore. I tell you people that I am the most violent mother fucker in this business. Everything I say has been backed up with action. I am not Chris Gibson telling you people I am the baddest mother fucker on the Earth and then get pinned by Christian Rivers. If that Prestige Title could mean less, I am not sure how that could even be possible.
I am going to have to state something that people really have no desire to hear, especially that blue haired fuck. Hunter Valentyne is the most dominant champion in the OPW. Hunter Valentyne is the most dominant wrestler in this company, bar none. This is not me trying to make myself into a big deal like Stephen Stratford. It has been proven in the ring week after mother fucking week.
Johnny, I understand you are not the smartest mother fucker on Earth, so allow your boy to help you out and not waste the time of the OPW fans. You want an Immortal Title evaluation? Roger Wright has not been seen or heard from, since the first week when Miss Michelle beat his useless ass. He has done nothing worthy of being evaluated for. He is not worth even my time of mentioning his useless fucking name. Unfortunately Johnny needs my help.
Big Money Adrian Cole? Mother fucking who? What the hell has that tool done to deserve even having the Immortal Title and him mentioned in the same fucking sentence? Are you trying to make your "top title" look like shit? As if having that over-hyped son of a bitch Stephen Stratford as the champion does not pound that point home loud and clear? Everyone knows my title is the top title in this company. Not because of the name of the title, but because of the mother fucker that holds it.
Anyone with the name Wolf needs to shut the fuck up and earn something in this company for once. I am sick and fucking tired of hearing a Wolf being given shit that they never once fucking earned. So the two Wolves can go fuck themselves and earn it for once. Step to me if you want to earn it instead of riding off your fucking name that no one gives a fuck about.
Ricky Rodriguez wins one fucking match against an over hyped mid carder and suddenly he is in the mix? Are you fucking serious? So the fact that I am the most dominant wrestler in the company means jack fucking shit? The fact that each week since OPW returned from Johnny running it into the fucking ground, I have been beating the shit out of people. Yet here we are with me ironically defending the title against a bitch I already made a fool out of. The dip shit that I suckered into wrestling a wrestling match when it was an X-Kore match. The same bitch I smacked in the face with a shovel.
I am sure there are a lot of people who are wondering why all of this matters. Aren't you defending your title against Necra Octavian Kane? Why are you talking about the Immortal Title? I am just proving to point out that the X-Kore title is the most important title in the OPW since it was rebooted three shows ago. Necra Octavian Kane has a second chance to hold the real World Title in Outlaw Professional Wrestling. She has a chance to defeat the most dominant wrestler in the company and take the title that might make people take her useless ass seriously. Maybe she will try that pathetic leg bar again and make my job easier.
Airports are the worst. They are worse than The Queen of the Dead in an X-Kore match. You have these people that think because you are traveling and so are they that we are suddenly chatting buddies. Bitch, I do not care if you are visiting your grand daughter with herpes. Shut the fuck up and let me be. Flights are the worst part of being a wrestler. The crews just stares at me until they are told to shut the fuck up. Thank God this shit is over.
The walk through the gate is a pain in the ass too. They always need to see your ID. What the fuck is that all about? They always take two minutes just staring at it. This shit is not tough. Look at the fucking thing. Does the picture look like the guy standing in front of you? Good. Quit trying to be some sort of fake ID expert and give me my shit so I can get the fuck away from you. Oh shit, tell me this is a fucking joke.
A big white sign with the name "Hunter Valentyne" is being held above the head of one of the most annoying mother fuckers to ever exit a vagina. This is going to be a very long day. Not quite as long as the day The Queen of the Dead is soon to have when she steps into the ring with me. I wonder if she will try another wrestling hold.
"Mister Valentyne, it is so good to see you again. I made sure you have your car to get around here in New Orleans. Now I have made all of the preparations to make sure your stay here in New Orleans is comfortable."
"Jonas, what the fuck are you doing here? I thought this shit of Johnny having you follow me around was a one week thing because he was certain Scotty Adams was going to beat me. Tell me this is not an ongoing thing. I would hate for something to happen to you."
"Mister Valentyne, this is my job for the duration. Mister Stylez is concerned about a few things this week and wants to make sure you do not do anything to compromise his plans for this week. He does wish you luck in your match with Necra Octavian Kane for your X-Kore Title. He also is concerned you have a problem with the Immortal Title evaluation matches."
"As usual, he is only half right. Actually, him being half right is a fucking world class achievement. I need no luck to beat a person I already suckered into doing something stupid. A wrestling hold in an X-Kore match still makes me chuckle. But he is right I do have a problem with Immortal Title evaluation matches with five people who have no right to even be evaluated. If anyone deserves a shot to embarrass Stratford it is me."
"Is saying such things about Mister Stylez going to get you that? It seems you might want to be respectful to Mister Styles to get what you want. Now where are we going?"
"First of all, there is no way in hell I will ever respect someone who doesn't respect me or what I bring to the table. I will do what I have done for the last three weeks and dominate my competition. The type of domination most of these fucks talk about but never do. I do the things these people only wish they could do. They talk shit without the God Given talent to back it up. I think today is a good day for football. Take me to the Saints practice facility."
"You do realize it is July, right? There is no football going on. They are just running up and down the field in shorts. What is there to really watch?"
"I think you are mistaking me for someone who is up for a fucking debate. We are going to watch the Saints and that is all there is to it. What kind of a loser fuck is a Saints fan anyway? Come on Jonas."
"If that is what you want then we are off to the Saints facility."
This dude is almost as annoying as a Wolf family reunion. I just wish he would shut up every time he opens his mouth. And he opens his mouth more times than Annika Swan on percs. He keeps trying to state his opinion like I fucking care. We pull up to the facility to see two large armed guards. They look in the car to see me smiling at them. With a simple move I exit the vehicle.
"Sir, can I help you?"
"I am here to watch some football. This is the best time of year if you are a Saints fan. The flyers says that is is open to the public, so I really don;t see the fucking problem."
"The problem is that you are currently banned from all Saints events. Mister Valentyne, you need to realize that New Orleans is Johnny Stylez country. Mister Stylez is not exactly part of your fan club."
"I promise I will not say anything about Johnny that isn't true. The practice is open to the public, and I am part of said public. If i say anything you might find offensive I will leave on my own. Fair enough?"
"It goes against my instincts but you have a deal. But you do realize no one is going to come out in the hear to watch guys run laps. Why do you even want to be here?"
"I have my reasons. Have a good day, guys."
Jonas and I walk inside of the practice facility. We see metal bleachers that are totally empty. We sit down covered in sweat due to the heat and humidity of the day. Jonas is wiping the sweat off his brow as he seems to be more miserable than usual.
"Mister Valentyne, I am not sure of the point of this? They are running around doing drills and stuff. There is no ball and no game. All we are doing is sweating for no reason."
"There is always a fucking point. This is the best time of the year to be a Saints fan just like it is the best time of the year to be a fan of Necra Octavian Kane. The same is true of all those people in matches that are not named Hunter Valentyne. The truth is that this is the only time Saints fans are not the miserable sacks of shit that I know them to be. Their team humiliates them every single year. But right now? They have hope. They think that one draft pick is going to solve their problems. They think that one free agent they signed is going to overcome thirty years of futility. Those of us with a functioning brain know that is bullshit, but they have hope. This is the year! This is the year the Saints overcome their history as the biggest losers in pro football history and win. Destroying someone with hope is the best part of destroying them. Ask Scotty Adams."
"Mister Valentyne, what does any of this have to do with Wrestling or your match this week for the X-Kore Title? What does this have to do with anything at all?"
"Miss Kane thinks this is her week. She just won a match to become the number one contender to this title. She thinks this is where she overcomes her failures. She has the same exact hope that the Saints fans do. This clueless girl who was suckered into using a wrestling hold in an X-Kore match thinks everything is going to change. She is going to become better than she has been. This is the time for her to take this title belt from me. She is not going to get played for a fool this time. She will claim I never pinned her even though if I chose to I would have. She will claim to be some sort of a bad ass and tell everyone how easily she will defeat me. Then she will get her ass tore the fuck up. Just like the other three matches I have had. That hope will make the inevitable defeat hurt twice as much. Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure, Mister Valentyne."
"So I am pretty well known to be a prick. I do not wish to insult these people. When I tell people where this match will take place. Is it in Long Island or on Long Island? Is it in the Nassau Coliseum or on the Nassau Coliseum? I mean it is an island after all so technically it could be on Long Island. But when you visit a town you are in that town. So which is it? If you enter the building you are on the floor, but you are inside the building. Not sure how to phrase that."
"It is on Long Island and in the Nassau Coliseum."
"That seems kind of weird to say it that way. If you say so. SO when I step into the ring on Long Island in the Nassau Coliseum, Necra Octavian Kane will have hope. She will think this is the time to overcome her shortcomings. The fact is that I embarrassed her in the middle of the Hammerstein Ballroom. Nothing is going to change on Long Island. The same hope these jackasses that run in the heat feel. It is going to be a horrible night, Queen. When it is all said and done and you have been run under by the freight train called Hunter Valentyne, you will wish you actually were dead instead of just using a tired ass gimmick. Good luck, bitch. You are going to need it."
The two of us sit watching these idiots run in the heat as we both begin to stand up. We walk toward the exit and into the darkness of the tunnel.
What exactly has the Myth Killer told you? I told you people I was going to walk into a triple threat match in my first match in three years and win the X-Kore title. I did exactly fucking that. I told you people John Reaper was going to get the beating of his life. He got smacked in the face with his own eight year old girl. I told you Scotty Adams was full of shit and I was going to beat his hypocritical ass. I smacked him in the face with his own stupid fucking mask.
People need to understand that I am not Johnny Fucking Styles who talks because he likes the sound of his own voice. I do not need to convince you people of a fucking thing. You already know what I do because the facts state it. I tell you that I am the God of X-Kore. I tell you people that I am the most violent mother fucker in this business. Everything I say has been backed up with action. I am not Chris Gibson telling you people I am the baddest mother fucker on the Earth and then get pinned by Christian Rivers. If that Prestige Title could mean less, I am not sure how that could even be possible.
I am going to have to state something that people really have no desire to hear, especially that blue haired fuck. Hunter Valentyne is the most dominant champion in the OPW. Hunter Valentyne is the most dominant wrestler in this company, bar none. This is not me trying to make myself into a big deal like Stephen Stratford. It has been proven in the ring week after mother fucking week.
Johnny, I understand you are not the smartest mother fucker on Earth, so allow your boy to help you out and not waste the time of the OPW fans. You want an Immortal Title evaluation? Roger Wright has not been seen or heard from, since the first week when Miss Michelle beat his useless ass. He has done nothing worthy of being evaluated for. He is not worth even my time of mentioning his useless fucking name. Unfortunately Johnny needs my help.
Big Money Adrian Cole? Mother fucking who? What the hell has that tool done to deserve even having the Immortal Title and him mentioned in the same fucking sentence? Are you trying to make your "top title" look like shit? As if having that over-hyped son of a bitch Stephen Stratford as the champion does not pound that point home loud and clear? Everyone knows my title is the top title in this company. Not because of the name of the title, but because of the mother fucker that holds it.
Anyone with the name Wolf needs to shut the fuck up and earn something in this company for once. I am sick and fucking tired of hearing a Wolf being given shit that they never once fucking earned. So the two Wolves can go fuck themselves and earn it for once. Step to me if you want to earn it instead of riding off your fucking name that no one gives a fuck about.
Ricky Rodriguez wins one fucking match against an over hyped mid carder and suddenly he is in the mix? Are you fucking serious? So the fact that I am the most dominant wrestler in the company means jack fucking shit? The fact that each week since OPW returned from Johnny running it into the fucking ground, I have been beating the shit out of people. Yet here we are with me ironically defending the title against a bitch I already made a fool out of. The dip shit that I suckered into wrestling a wrestling match when it was an X-Kore match. The same bitch I smacked in the face with a shovel.
I am sure there are a lot of people who are wondering why all of this matters. Aren't you defending your title against Necra Octavian Kane? Why are you talking about the Immortal Title? I am just proving to point out that the X-Kore title is the most important title in the OPW since it was rebooted three shows ago. Necra Octavian Kane has a second chance to hold the real World Title in Outlaw Professional Wrestling. She has a chance to defeat the most dominant wrestler in the company and take the title that might make people take her useless ass seriously. Maybe she will try that pathetic leg bar again and make my job easier.
Airports are the worst. They are worse than The Queen of the Dead in an X-Kore match. You have these people that think because you are traveling and so are they that we are suddenly chatting buddies. Bitch, I do not care if you are visiting your grand daughter with herpes. Shut the fuck up and let me be. Flights are the worst part of being a wrestler. The crews just stares at me until they are told to shut the fuck up. Thank God this shit is over.
The walk through the gate is a pain in the ass too. They always need to see your ID. What the fuck is that all about? They always take two minutes just staring at it. This shit is not tough. Look at the fucking thing. Does the picture look like the guy standing in front of you? Good. Quit trying to be some sort of fake ID expert and give me my shit so I can get the fuck away from you. Oh shit, tell me this is a fucking joke.
A big white sign with the name "Hunter Valentyne" is being held above the head of one of the most annoying mother fuckers to ever exit a vagina. This is going to be a very long day. Not quite as long as the day The Queen of the Dead is soon to have when she steps into the ring with me. I wonder if she will try another wrestling hold.
"Mister Valentyne, it is so good to see you again. I made sure you have your car to get around here in New Orleans. Now I have made all of the preparations to make sure your stay here in New Orleans is comfortable."
"Jonas, what the fuck are you doing here? I thought this shit of Johnny having you follow me around was a one week thing because he was certain Scotty Adams was going to beat me. Tell me this is not an ongoing thing. I would hate for something to happen to you."
"Mister Valentyne, this is my job for the duration. Mister Stylez is concerned about a few things this week and wants to make sure you do not do anything to compromise his plans for this week. He does wish you luck in your match with Necra Octavian Kane for your X-Kore Title. He also is concerned you have a problem with the Immortal Title evaluation matches."
"As usual, he is only half right. Actually, him being half right is a fucking world class achievement. I need no luck to beat a person I already suckered into doing something stupid. A wrestling hold in an X-Kore match still makes me chuckle. But he is right I do have a problem with Immortal Title evaluation matches with five people who have no right to even be evaluated. If anyone deserves a shot to embarrass Stratford it is me."
"Is saying such things about Mister Stylez going to get you that? It seems you might want to be respectful to Mister Styles to get what you want. Now where are we going?"
"First of all, there is no way in hell I will ever respect someone who doesn't respect me or what I bring to the table. I will do what I have done for the last three weeks and dominate my competition. The type of domination most of these fucks talk about but never do. I do the things these people only wish they could do. They talk shit without the God Given talent to back it up. I think today is a good day for football. Take me to the Saints practice facility."
"You do realize it is July, right? There is no football going on. They are just running up and down the field in shorts. What is there to really watch?"
"I think you are mistaking me for someone who is up for a fucking debate. We are going to watch the Saints and that is all there is to it. What kind of a loser fuck is a Saints fan anyway? Come on Jonas."
"If that is what you want then we are off to the Saints facility."
This dude is almost as annoying as a Wolf family reunion. I just wish he would shut up every time he opens his mouth. And he opens his mouth more times than Annika Swan on percs. He keeps trying to state his opinion like I fucking care. We pull up to the facility to see two large armed guards. They look in the car to see me smiling at them. With a simple move I exit the vehicle.
"Sir, can I help you?"
"I am here to watch some football. This is the best time of year if you are a Saints fan. The flyers says that is is open to the public, so I really don;t see the fucking problem."
"The problem is that you are currently banned from all Saints events. Mister Valentyne, you need to realize that New Orleans is Johnny Stylez country. Mister Stylez is not exactly part of your fan club."
"I promise I will not say anything about Johnny that isn't true. The practice is open to the public, and I am part of said public. If i say anything you might find offensive I will leave on my own. Fair enough?"
"It goes against my instincts but you have a deal. But you do realize no one is going to come out in the hear to watch guys run laps. Why do you even want to be here?"
"I have my reasons. Have a good day, guys."
Jonas and I walk inside of the practice facility. We see metal bleachers that are totally empty. We sit down covered in sweat due to the heat and humidity of the day. Jonas is wiping the sweat off his brow as he seems to be more miserable than usual.
"Mister Valentyne, I am not sure of the point of this? They are running around doing drills and stuff. There is no ball and no game. All we are doing is sweating for no reason."
"There is always a fucking point. This is the best time of the year to be a Saints fan just like it is the best time of the year to be a fan of Necra Octavian Kane. The same is true of all those people in matches that are not named Hunter Valentyne. The truth is that this is the only time Saints fans are not the miserable sacks of shit that I know them to be. Their team humiliates them every single year. But right now? They have hope. They think that one draft pick is going to solve their problems. They think that one free agent they signed is going to overcome thirty years of futility. Those of us with a functioning brain know that is bullshit, but they have hope. This is the year! This is the year the Saints overcome their history as the biggest losers in pro football history and win. Destroying someone with hope is the best part of destroying them. Ask Scotty Adams."
"Mister Valentyne, what does any of this have to do with Wrestling or your match this week for the X-Kore Title? What does this have to do with anything at all?"
"Miss Kane thinks this is her week. She just won a match to become the number one contender to this title. She thinks this is where she overcomes her failures. She has the same exact hope that the Saints fans do. This clueless girl who was suckered into using a wrestling hold in an X-Kore match thinks everything is going to change. She is going to become better than she has been. This is the time for her to take this title belt from me. She is not going to get played for a fool this time. She will claim I never pinned her even though if I chose to I would have. She will claim to be some sort of a bad ass and tell everyone how easily she will defeat me. Then she will get her ass tore the fuck up. Just like the other three matches I have had. That hope will make the inevitable defeat hurt twice as much. Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure, Mister Valentyne."
"So I am pretty well known to be a prick. I do not wish to insult these people. When I tell people where this match will take place. Is it in Long Island or on Long Island? Is it in the Nassau Coliseum or on the Nassau Coliseum? I mean it is an island after all so technically it could be on Long Island. But when you visit a town you are in that town. So which is it? If you enter the building you are on the floor, but you are inside the building. Not sure how to phrase that."
"It is on Long Island and in the Nassau Coliseum."
"That seems kind of weird to say it that way. If you say so. SO when I step into the ring on Long Island in the Nassau Coliseum, Necra Octavian Kane will have hope. She will think this is the time to overcome her shortcomings. The fact is that I embarrassed her in the middle of the Hammerstein Ballroom. Nothing is going to change on Long Island. The same hope these jackasses that run in the heat feel. It is going to be a horrible night, Queen. When it is all said and done and you have been run under by the freight train called Hunter Valentyne, you will wish you actually were dead instead of just using a tired ass gimmick. Good luck, bitch. You are going to need it."
The two of us sit watching these idiots run in the heat as we both begin to stand up. We walk toward the exit and into the darkness of the tunnel.