Post by lajohnnystylez on Aug 3, 2022 21:06:15 GMT -5
Taj Escobar: Ladies and gentlemen first and foremost we want to wish you all a wonderful evening and express our thanks for joining us as we once again come to you live on this here Friday Night to bring to you the absolute best in pro wrestling PERIOD!!!
Mason Moore: FACTS! All of them!
Taj Escobar: Well thank you MiSS MASON!
Mason Moore: Don’t go getting a chubby there ESKo, even a broken clock is right twice a day!
Taj Escobar: Ah how I love the deep insights from the professional KNOB POLISHER!!!
Mason Moore: Hey bruh, you’re good at what you are good at am I right?
Taj Escobar: As much as I think I hate to say this yes mam you are indeed correct! And on that note perhaps you wouldn’t mind if we spoke to these fans THE OUTLAW NATION about the HUGEEEEEE show we have lined up for them here this evening!?! What ya think?
Mason Moore: I think I can’t fuggin wait until we get to our Main Event here this evening, because not only has this particular match been brewinhg for over a year, but it is also going to be settled in the type of fashion that truly settles extreme disputes such as the one that exists between our own former OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion Apathy, and the man who is in the middle of an identity crisis and right here tonight is essentially fighting to get his life back as the artist formerly known as KoRRuPT has now removed the mask and faces Apathy one on one inside the OPW WAR CELL looking to prove that he is not only no longer hers to order around but also that he is still very much one of if not the best in ring technicians in the history of Outlaw Pro Wrestling history!
Taj Escobar: And aptly named match because when the cell comes down from the rafters as you see it hanging above the ring as we speak, that is precisely what we are all going to bare witness to…A bitter, violent, and inevitable WAR! Because once people like Apathy and Scotty Adams pass a certain point there really is no other way to settle such a dispute other than climbing in that ring and beating the other until there is only one left standing…Mase you wanna remind the Outlaw Nation just exactly how one wins an OPW WAR MATCH?
Mason Moore: Don’t mind if I do TAJ! OK so as you can see there is a 30ft HIGH STEEL CELL hanging above the ring. Once it lowers and both Apathy and Scotty are inside there is only one ref and there is no way in which also means there aint no fuckin way out either! THe bell will ring and the violence will begin and it won’t stop until either Scotty Adams or Apathy have secured a fall by pin, submission, or TKO…You don’t have to get them in any particular oder, but you do have to have all three! Some of the greatest matches in Outlaw Pro Wrestling history have been WAR MATCHES!
Taj Escobar: Facts, again! And well as far as who we give the edge to in this one, as much as I am personally pulling for Scotty on this one…the tale of the tape in my unprofessional opinion leads in an entirely different direction! This is by no means Apathy’s first WAR MATCH! But it is Scotty’s, and from what I have seen over the years experience in matches such as these counts for a whole hell of a lot more than you’d think!
Mason Moore: I mean those are actually really great points Taj, but I got a feeling in my gut tonight is Scotty Adams night! THe dude got his career off to one of the fastest starts we have ever seen in OPW when he walked in the door two years ago and dethroned Hunter Valentyne for the X-KoRE Championship and then went on a mission to rid OPW and eventually PRO WRESTLING of what he referred to several times as senseless ultra violence and he looked to institute a limitless style of in ring competition that forced his opponents to push themselves to their own limits in that ring instead of taking the short cuts that come when once slams a steel chair into the skull of another, and he pulled it off for quite some time!
Taj Escobar: Any member of the Outlaw Nation knows the story after that! Scotty after losing the OPW XKoRe Championship to uh…Who did he lose it to?
Mason Moore: Opheli…
Taj Escobar: Yeah you’re right it really doesn’t matter! Point is he lost the damn thing and then looked to take on an even bigger challenge and start cleaning up Outlaw Pro Wrestling, which as you all very well know is owned and operated by LA Johnny Stylez so to say it was rife with corruption is an understatement of the highest degree! And he knew he couldn’t go at it alone so we went out and began to build his own army to lead into the frey and just like that THE CURE WAS BORN, as Scotty Adams’s vision was to remove those that corrupted the game of pro wrestling in OPW which was a tall order indeed!
Mason Moore: ENTER APATHY at that point because while Scotty Adams, Ryan Elias, and Jayson Violence on paper could have been and for all we know should have been a much more effective unit, but they had some trouble finding success at this point because Johnny Stylez’s SyNDiCaTe was one of the strongest factions in pro wrestling history and the WoLFPaCK as you all very well know has always been if nothing else FORMIDABLE to say the very least! So suffice to say The CuRE needed to expand in order to ensure their success because when you are fighting against the strength of the SyNDiCaTe and The PACK, NUMBERS definitely come into play sooner or later!
Taj Escobar: Which of course was true, but not that easy, because it was the additions to the group that lead us to where we are right here and right now! Because Scotty sought the help of Apathy who had recently suffered at the hands of The SyNDiCaTe as they found a way to violate the rules of a WAR MATCH itself and cost Apathy the title she had won with her own two and she lost it back to Anicka Swan thanks to the help of Xavier Wolf who had been hiding underneath the ring for the length of the match! And while it seemed a perfect fit because Apathy needed the CuRE as much as The CuRe needed Apathy, and after convincing Jayson Violence that they would only go so far under Scotty’s leadership, he simply stood aside and allowed her and the army of sick and twisted fucks that she brought to the table known as THE KORESH CLAN put a beating on Scotty Adams that cost him his memories and in a sense his life as he became the masked secret weapon of The CuRE that Apathy used at her disposal to do all kinds of dirty work!
Mason Moore: That is until a few short weeks ago when Outlaw Pro Wrestling once again took center stage and returned to stake our claim as the single greatest pro wrestling entity on the planet! That first show back was a got damn rollercoaster of up and down emotion…and the moment Scotty Adams revealed he had his memory back was one of the main reasons for it! So tonight ladies and gentlemen we bring you one of the most special Main Events we have had on this edition of Friday Night SHoWCa$e!!!
Taj Escobar: Not to mention last week we saw three new CHAMPIONS crowned here in OPW! Ricky Rodriguez walks back into Outlaw Pro Wrestling and leaves with the OPW Legacy Championship wrapped snuggly around his waist as he defeated Apathy thanks to a lil assistance from Scotty Adams, but what a hard hitting match that was!
Mason Moore: Yeah I mean them two phucking brutalized one another in that ring last week, and it was Ricky who dug down deep and found a way to win…Which he is going to have to do so again this week as he faces what I FUCKING…No no LISTEN TO WHAT IM TELLING YOU!! I PROMISE YOU WILL BE ONE OF IF NOT THE TOUGHEST CONTESTS IN HIS YOUNG CAREER as he takes on the General of any and all other ring generals in KAL X WOLF!
Taj Escobar: Yes indeedy it will absolutely be a tremendous clash in styles, but this may very well be the biggest DREAM MATCH you never even knew you wanted! On one side we have the epitome of what it means to be one of the hottest and fastest rising stars in the business in our own OPW Legacy Champion Ricky Rodriguez…
Mason Moore: Rick!
Taj Escobar: To quote the man himself….It’s RICKY BITCH!
Mason Moore: How RUDE!...Its so hot!
Taj Escobar: Yeah anywhoo as I was saying…So on one side epitome of youthful star on the rise dominant, flashy, and more talent inbetween them ropes then a lot of the people his opponent beat the breaks off of a decade or two previously!
Mason Moore: Yeah but on the other side of the coin you have the exact opposite. The epitome of a seasoned vet! Let me put it to yall this way…The day our former General Manager Kal X Wolf hung up the boots for good…or so they thought at the time…The party the people of Middle Earth threw after Smaug died seemed like detention after school on a Friday compared to the swarray that was thrown the day the meanest mother phucker in the history of this business hung em up for good! It didn’t matter who or what you thought you were to the man….Friends for years or unlucky asshole who drew the short straw that night Kal X Wolf is a cold blooded killer and the fact that he wants his career to resume right here should scare the unholy shit out of all yall! If I were yall Id keep a sharp eye on that match here tonight cause I got a gut feeling the way that one goes will have a tremendous affect on what happens here in the DuB in the near and clear future going forward!
Taj Escobar: And ladies and gentz…we got more lots more! Title matches?
Mason Moore: GoT EM!!! Prestige Champion Christian Rivers looks to be the first Prestige Champion tro defend the title since we’ve reopened the doors as the Prestige Division itself has been one of our more competitive divisions since we have reopened the doors! And also Hunter Valentyne puts his OPW XKoRe title on the line against Necra Octavian Kane here this evening after winning the opportunity for herself a week ago!
Taj Escobar: So right here tonight we bring you for the OPW XKoRe title the most violent man in pro wrestling versus the most violent woman in pro wrestling should be one for the history books!....So like I said title matches…GoT EM!!!
Mason Moore: How about in ring debuts?
Taj Escobar: GoT THEM SHiTS Too! Layla Lionheart makes her long anticipated in ring debut as she challenges Christian Rivers for the Prestige Championship…And Dark Tiger who decided to finally call it a career last week after one of the most hard fought battles and after one of the most illustrious careers we have ever seen the OPW LEGEND Dark Tiger has traded in his tights for a cushy job backstage but he didn’t walk away without namin a successor…Who goes by the name Jeremiah Harden and he will be debuting here tonight!
Mason Moore: Don’t forget about LiL Miss Cassie Wolf! I do hope her parents let her out tonight…Could be the beginning of somethin HUUUGGGE! She is set to go one on one with now one half of the former three time OPW Immortal Tag Team Champions, Lisa Marie Ashton as we are still in LMA’s back yard! My guess LMA is fuckin steamed about losing the Tag TItles last week and will be looking to take some of if not all of that anger out on the new girl Ms. Cassie Wolfe, so I hope young miss Cassie packed a lunch because it could very well indeed be an extremely long night!
Taj Escobar: Well so far so good haven’t heard about or seen…GOT DAMNIT!!!
Mason Moore: OHHHH zip it up Taj deep down you know this is the only way to start a show!
Taj Escobar: Another new entrance theme already???
Mason Moore: This one DeF FiTZ HiM MuCho BeTTeR…yerd?
Taj Escobar: Uhhhh if you say so dear!
“ReMeMBeR THe N.A.M.E. by Ed Shreen (...YES ED SHEREEN) Eminem & 50 Cent blares over the PA SYSTEM as the sold out Nassau center surprisingly enough let’s out a HUGe PoP the moment the OWNeR~n~OPeRToR of Outlaw Pro Wrastlin struts out on stage. He struts out in ring gear identical to the Miz’s ECW ring attire include with fedora and black and white du-rag. He has a thick pair of black Ray-Ban sunglasses hanging slightly off his nose, blunt in his mouth and arrogant smirk plastered clean across his face like he doesn’t have a phucking care in the world, and truth be told this may be the only moment all week long in this man’s life where he actually doesn’t!!! ReMeMBeR KiDDiEZ cause the STRUGGLE is
He has a brand new jet black Outlaw Pro Wrestling t-shirt with the OPW logo on it and in big bold white IMPACT letters it reads the phrase
Johnny struts to the end of the entrance ramp and points both of his fingerless gloved hands out in the air andthen cups his hands around his ear asking this jammed packed sold out Nassau Coliseum New York City crowd to help him INFORM the rest of the world exactly
After a few moments of just soaking in the crowd ontop of the entrance ramp the man known around the world as THe PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa makes his way down the steel ramp puffin on that blunt the entire way down, until he finds the place to make his trademark stop to stop and hold up one of the lucky fan’s signs for the entire world to see as a personal endorsement! He walks over to a pair of drunken college kids with a smokin hot blonde girl with dark skin and huge boobs begging to pop out of that thing the girl who owns those WoRLoXxX is trying to pass off like it’s actually some kind of shirt, but it looks like it’s losing a very one sided failing battle to conceal THE KRaKeN! Johnny walks up and TOO SWEETS the two dudes and holds his hand out that the girl inbetween them immediately takes and relishes in his invitation to let EVERYONE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY TONIGHT see what she was workin with!
SHe slowly spins around to the roar of the sold out crowd that said farewell to sobriety twenty seconds before we went F’N LIVE!!! After the girl finishes she lets go of Johnny’s hand as he takes the sign the two men were holding up and holds it so the camera is unable to see what it says. Johnny lowers his sunglasses even more and then nods his head and passes his blunt to one of the guys who’s sign he is finna endorse. Johnny walks to the center of the entrance ramp and demands the closest camera man come to him. Suddenly the camera directly in front of LA Johnnny Stylez comes on every single screen in the arena as we see him holding a fan’s sign high above his head it’s a picture of
Lookin like a fricken DOUCHE SAMMICH WITH
There is a crude picture frame drawn with black permanent marker around his face and above it reads…JOE MONTOURI…Rea$oNZ #1,2 &3 TO BRING BACK ABoRTiON!!!
The crowd pops as Johnny can’t help it and breaks char and allows himself to laugh at the crowd reaction of one of their own, although there are some boos that can most definitely be heard from the crowd as Johnny walks over and hands the two dudes their sign back and asks the girl inbetween them for a HuG GooDByE…SHe, all smiles oF CoUR$e, stands up and opens her arms. Johnny quickly reaches in his back pocket and removes one of his personalized BRAZZERS cards and tucks it in the girl’s cleavage and then stumbles away shit eating grin from one side of his face to the other as the crowd here in the Nassau Coliseum seems content to have a good time here tonight. Johnny’s demeanor gets slightly serious as he runs and slides in the ring and immediately hops up on his feet walks over to the ring where the ropes are facing the right side of the ring as he climbs up on the middle rope with one leg hanging over the middle rope his fist in the air and then a very LOUD
CRaX THe AIR of the Nassau Coliseum as the fire works in the ring shoot off in th back ground in the shape of an X, and then as Johnny slightly turns and hops off the ropes, the moment his feet touch the canvas the lights in the arena suddenly shoot on as Johnny has a mic in his hand ALREaDy. He runs his fingers across his throat calling for the music to be immediately CUT…and so it came to pass. Johnny just glares out at the crowd as they let out another PoP. Johnny makes a face with a slight smirk as he lowers his sunglasses slightly just so we can see his red glazed over eyes as he begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: I SaID
…Don’t feel bad yall
So please allow me to briefly stop my own show to offer you three enthusiastic knock offs about as sincere of a
Johnny runs his index finger down from the corner of his eye to the bottom of his cheek emulating a single an in this case extremely MeTaPHoRiCaL as well as UTTERLY RHEToRiKaL, TEAR!!! He lowers the mic and shoots his mouth off saying things that those of you who know how to read lips can see for yourselves isn’t exactly good table conversation and probably…and by probably we definitely mean ABSOLUTELY not worth repeating ALOUD, as his arrogant smirk returns and he readjusts holding the mic a little higher as he begins to slowly pace back and fourth while looking out at the crowd as he continues to speak!
LA Johnny Stylez: EVERYONE…AND I DO MEAN EVERY F’N LAST ONE OF YOU FACELESS PAIR OF EYEBALLS STARING AT ME RIGHT NOW…To the ones I can’t see behind their flatscreen screens at home…Everyone who has ever laid their eyes on YOURZ TRuLy at one point or another during their lives asked themselves the exact same question at one point or another…You see this
…I digress, please forgive me New York City, I’m HiGH AS STEPHEN STRATFORD’S OPiNiON oF HiMSeLF!!!!
…So yeah!!!
New York erupts in a roar as Johnny pushes his glasses back up his nose completely covering his eyes as he makes a jerking off motion with the mic in his hand as the sold out Nassau Coliseum immediately breaks out into a
CHANT as Stylez just stands back and arrogantly smirks at the crowd while they hoot and hollar, but as their chant drastically dies down Johnny lifts the mic once more to his lips and continues doing what he does better than YOU, and YoU, Yeah DEF YOU…and YOU….and BOTH OF YALL…and The HoRSeS YoU PHUCK SoX RoDe IN ON!!!
But getting back to the point, any man, woman, or child that has ever laid eyes on me…has ever taken a moment to hear the words that fall from my lips anytime I got the mic in hand has at one point silently asked themselves and the UNiVeRSe
Well yall were scrappin over the front row tickets so I’ll go ahead and assume YOU WOULD! Because let’s be real, huh? I’ve seen yall do it countless times. You all slightly squint your eyes tilt your heads to the side as you hear the savegery roar from my throat to your ear drum and more times often than not it is put in such a way that makes you feel it
As you briefly debate whether you are madder at the fact what I said was TRUE or put as RuDeLy as the limits of the English LanGuaGe CoULD PoSSiBLY ALLOW…Either way it is an image and likeness I have personally hand crafted over the years! Some of yall used to chuckle under your breathes when I used to pass yall in the halls on the way down to the ring! CoMe ON YaLL KNoW YaLL ReMeMBER THAT SHIT…Some of you still see me that way, and ya know one of the many reasons I came out here this evening was to inform that small stupid minority of a minority that just can’t seem to find a way or medical procedure to have your
Because there is hardly a player in the game today that has EVER F’N CROSSED ME and F’N FoRGoTTeN ABoUT IT!!!!
My opponents all know the day they find themselves on the opposite side of the battle field from me at any point make really phuckin sure they recollect to pack their snack packs, sammiches, and bags of cookies, and box of juice, but do their best to keep it from me, because they know even better that life has a
Which simply guarantees that if I see you made sure to pack a lunch you can bet every dollar, dime, and cent you make for the rest of your lives that there is more than a fair chance that lunch will be consumed in it’s entirety BY ME, as I hand you the most painful, crushing, humiliating, and MeMoRaBLE
Because one thing about me you assholes should have paid attention to early on is that when I fight, I don’t just
And then those of you in the fraternity of people who I have at some point or another verbally or physically, or mentally accosted, humiliated, bullied, and or UTTERLY BEaTEN know that is one of the main things that makes me…WELL ME and that is the fact that there isn’t a thing in this world that both
Because I remind you over every single word, thought, mental image, fact, statement, or question you may had of foolishly convinced yourself to be true about me only to have it violently and mocklingly all
…So most of you make sure to move your heads because I am finna do it all over again because I am sick and phucking tired of being told by mother phuckers backstage…People who think them my peers or superiors who tell me how to conduct my business, who want to try and tell me the right way to run a wrestling promotion, well ladies and gentz and everything in between to those of you who look down on me, who can’t stand me, who are willing to corrupt and completely sell their decency down the river like it never even existed in the first place and think your judgemental, hypocritical, and out most and especially
What is it you see standing before you here and now? You see
!!!! The DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT !!!!!
…THe GoT DaMN
~$~ PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa ~$~
TWo KnICK NaMeZ I CaMe UP WiT & EaRNeD THe OLD Fa$HioNeD WAY!!!!
Which is more than most of you that presently inhabit my business, our business which just so happens to be THE BUSINESS OF PRO WRESTLING! I don’t know what it is or if it is even just one thing in particular, but something about the generation that presently inhabits and controls the business are straight up
One of the main things I came out to share with the Outlaw Nation and the entire pro wrestling world out there right now is that we here at Outlaw Pro Wrestling believe those crowns most of you have foolishly placed on your brows and have talked yourself into believing and attempting to pass off as the truth when you if you ever told a
And I built this got damn wrestling promotion from JACK SHIT! From the ashes of an era that the stars themselves seemingly allowed to be torched and turned to ash, and the foundation laid by a generation who was hungry, ruthless, and determined to be spoken about and remembered as THE GREATS as we fought and phucking FORCED literal WRESTLING EMPIRES ON THEIR KNEES AND at our
And I stand here today boys and girls to inform you all…Every person who calls themself a fan of pro wrestling…For anyone who works for any company that brings their particular brand of pro wrestling to your head and heart every single week can officially right here and right now, consider this YOUR GOT DAMN
Because from here on out myself and the members of the roster that make up Outlaw Pro Wrestling will carry ourselves like the WARRIORS, ICONZ, LEGENDZ, and FLAT OUT
And the rest of you would do VeRy F’N WeLL to take that LoNG, but NeCeSSaRy trip down to the HOME FuGGiN DePoT, WHeRe YoU TWaTZ and TaLLyWHaCKeRZ can go inside two by two if you wanna be poetic about it, so that you can at very long last do the right thing for once in your miserable and forgettable LiVeS and purchase any and all necessary tools and materials that you may need when you go back outside find that perfect spot and then finally
Because there is no one…Not a single person from my preset generation that can connect the dots, or make sense of how we DeVoLVeD INTO YALL!!! Don’t get me wrong there is talent in the game today, as much as there has ever been as a matter of fact and for the sake of giving CREDIT where it IS INDeeD FaCT DUE!!! But what most of you are foolishly and embarrassingly trying to push off as talent today is a crime that all responsible for be not only reprimanded but made a
And as far as myself and the other OUTLAWZ are phucking concerned will be punishable as such! ANd we won’t even have to show our faces in your FI$HeR PRiCe PRoMoTiONZ to prove it either!!! But as of this very moment I am MAKING A RULiNG ON THIS RIGHT F’N NOW…You wanna call yourself great in this business and have anyone look at you with even a shred of actual belief you will have to come here and phuckin
Here we do what when we say we want! Like this city we are preforming in right now we make our OWN BeD TiMe, because we are the reasons the lights are turned on, and we are the only ones capable of SHUTTING THEM OFF! Week by week, segment by segment, or match by match Outlaw Pro Wrestling will once again on a weekly basis see your jaws dropped on the floor as we bring you the absolute best FROM THE ABSOLUTE BEST this business has or will ever know! We hit harder, we speak LOUDER! We may be a collection of degenerates, doliquents, savages, and criminals this business has ever known, but that’s because eerie pick pocket in Outlaw Pro Wrestling can
Our shows are action packed from stop to finish, and we all dump it all week in and week out in this got damn ring because that is who every one of those dip shits is in the back, and even if that weren’t true…I WOULD NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE EVER SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN THE ABSOLUTE BEST, because I made my mind up sitting in that nasty dingy orphanage in the French Quater damn near 30 years ago that is what I was going to have…And every battle, every fight, scrap, tussle, failure, detour, sacrifice, drop of blood or drop of tear has been in service to building exactly that! So even though I wasn’t quick enough to make sure it was our name, one of the main reasons they aint here no more is because it was always truer about us than it ever was them in any shape form or fashion was that collection of wrestlers mismanaged by self serving drama queens who are actually just a couple of ROYAL JACKASSES who watched us trying to figure out why they called themselves
But I caame out here to let the general public know that no longer will I bite my tongue, nor will I concern myself with the sincerely and seriously hurt and injured BUTTS, BoNEZ, and EGO’S OF THE INFERIOR! I know we live in an age where we are supposed to promote EQUALITY….and that’s FINE…I mean it’s kinda gay, and pointless, but that’s another story as well as aside from the fact that may be true about every on planet Earth SAVE THIS BUSINESSS! This business is about WAR…PHUCKING FIGHTING for every scrap of an inch you ever get…It’s about winners and losers, superiors and inferiors…And from this day forward those of you that foolishly compare yourselves to us will be doing well to live long enough to see themselves and their kingdoms and empires crumble underneath their feet as we turn them into the new picture perfect DEFINITION of INFERIOR!!! So you fans can decide for yourselves right here and now…You can keep doin what yall been doin and just bide your time till me and mine F’N COME FOR YOU AND
ANd you can blame me personally! You can see that Im down at the ring all alone! Because I can bear the brunt of it…I can stand before every single one of you and you can hate me more than you have ever hated anything in your entire lives…ANd it’s still fine by me because deep down I know restoring the business to what it was when I broke into it will be a PRICE
This is a war…This is a got damn struggle and to treat it as anything less is a joke and a lie YOU convince yourselves of because you are infraid or are just a flat out phucking FAILURE! So in hope of not putting too fine a point on it, to sum it all up I am officially declaring war on PRO WRESTLING AS A WHOLE! IT IS TIME TO PURGE THE WEAK AND INFERIOR FROM HER RANKS FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD! As anyone who makes a mockery of this business by making a mockery out of themselves and having the audacity to call it creativity will have your skulls smashed against the hard walls of reality and as your phucking brain matter pollutes the unbreakable stone of those walls everyone will see just how much of what you thought was creative and great in this business. And I make you all one more promise, I will fight this war in the same fashion I fought any and every battle I have ever fought in my entire life and or career! Like a desperate raving, violent, remorseless LUNATIC, for whom survival is the one and only conceptual
ANd as you can see it means a great deal to me, I actually can promise you it means way more to me than it does any of yall…Which is how I have made it this far and how I will take my words from the realm of opinion and have them join my countless others that I personally forced into the REALM OF FACT OVER THE COURSE OF
Because I don’t and won’t accept any kind of victory save the only type of victory I have enjoyed over the course of my career which is of course the top shelf brand. The one everyone else has to keep locked and guarded from the grubby humanoids who would pollute it just by havig it touching their inferior fingers…And that my friends is of course
Ive come to far to be anything else! So if you are on this roster…IN this company right here and right know, my words go from opinion to fact starting today starting here in my wrestling promotion, because I am sure by the way Im talking right now most of you back there think you got it made in the shade just because you are already on the team…SO if that is what you think, I suggest you take this small moment Im finna afford you to
…Don’t believe me?...ASK YOUR BOY
I can do it back behind that curtain, out here in the ring it makes no difference the moment it becomes apparent one of you MoUTH BReaTHeRZ PROVeZ YoURSELVeS UNWoRTHy oF YoUR position here among the immortals of this business then that will be the moment you feel exactly what your shit feels like after you
And rightfully phucking so! So get ready OUTLAWZ because I promise everyone…Fan, announcer, ref, talent, vendor, by stander, and stranger walking this world that until the new OPW Immortal CHampion is CROWNED if I don’t see every single one of you trying to make a case for yourself then YOU WILL BE SEEN AND DEEMED FOR WHAT YOU ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN…INFERIOR AND WILL THEN BE TREATED ACCORDINGLY…ANd if you leave OPW with even a single shred of dignity still to your name please believe me when I say Earth will not have seen such a
K now that the roster has been properly addressed and hopefully passionately MoTiVaTeD, it’s time to address the other group of people who stand in the way of me being able to build this wrestling promotion into the pro wrestling DYNASTY it was born to become will be that small tiny cabinet or collection of suits who call themselves THe HBO Board of Directors for Outlaw Pro Wrestling! Gentlemen I was hoping this could have done another way but your stubbornness on certain and most aspects of my vision for the future will ultimately prove foolish and sad for you because in insisting and trying to force any phucking thing on me and my wrestling promotion that I didn’t sign off on or agree with will be as fatal a mistake as falling asleep around a bunch of
ANd you will be left looking as foolish as the phucking FOOL you were to doubt or convince yourself that you wouldn’t be forced to suffer the humility and torment that is the agony of defeat at my hands to stand in opposition of us and our ascent to the top! SO gentlemen I believe I have made myself QUITE CLEAR HERE! I have said it as plainly, as directly, and as rudely as I possibly could because when I turn and walk back up that ramp I want there to be no DOUBT or question about my position and actions going forward! It will be my way or the HIGHWAY and if anyone doesn’t like it you know how to find us, and you are more than welcome to join us here and do your best to keep me from the future I want, and see how that
Unless you are the type of cat that finds mangled meatsacks sitting in pools of bullshit, failure while their dreams are disrespectfully crashed and smashed into a million bagillion pieces for nothing but amusement, while they ponder the meaning of their own existence and the value of their miserable lives as I put their mortality into a…uh let’s call it a
WHich if that is your idea of pretty, then stay tuned because I’m LEONARDO DIViNci OF RUINING LIVES AND CAREERS, nothing actually makes me happier! The only thing that matters to me is what I want and victory and you wouldnt believe what I am willing to do to get both of them, but a lot of you are whether you know it or not are now walking on a road paved by the concrete of destiny to bring you to the exact destination and the day will come where sooner or later everyone of you
And believe it or not HBO boys, I didnt want to come out here and speak like this about you. I have gathered over the past few years developed and understanding and even a talent for the ways and interworkings of doing good business, but I’m a plain man always have been! I speak the way I do because more than anything else it may or may not be perceived to be, the one thing every word that falls from my lips winds up being sooner or later is the PHUCKING TRUTH, and that is exactly why I tell any and everyone I have ever spoken a word to in my entire life to at one point or another cordially and warmly invited, suggested, and recommend they do the only thing that is left to do once I am done defeating, beating, and breaking them…And that is force them to accept my words and actions as if they were F’N GOSPEL, adjusting their point of views of practically any and everything they ever thought they knew about themselves…FORCE FEED THEM THE CRUMBS OF MY NEW FUTURE THAT MY GRACE MAY OR MAY NOT AFFORD THEM A SPOT IN, or I could just phucking put it the same way I always have and always phucking will and just tell everyone who’s ears and eyes reached this here tonight to take a deep breathe, you can even close your eyes and bow your heads if you wanna…Take a minute take twelve, because when you lift your head and open your eyes it will be to a much different world than you left, and that is precisely why it is is in any and all of your best INTEREST to
Suddenly ReMeMBeR The Name by Ed SHereen, Eminem & 50 Cent begins to blare over the PA system until the horrid sound of a record scratching or skipping echoes unpleasently throughout the sold out Nassau Coliseum until we are all blessed with abrupt and absolute SILENCE!!!! Or so we thought
…The OUTLAWtron seemingly explodes but its just fire works as suddenly the stage light beams seem to burn a bit brighter than they did a few moments ago…as every and any spotlight in the entire arena leaves the ring and shoots towards the entrance ramp, as the camera quickly switches to LA Johnny Stylez who has quickly removed his sunglasses and is looking up at the entry way with rage and doubt as he tries to run through the list of suspects in his mind who might be this foolish or brave to stick their nose in his business right here! And he doesnt even have to wait long to get his answer as suddenly on the OUTLAWtron we cut backstage where the biggest, blackest, stretchest limo youve ever seen in your life puls around back, but doesn’t stop at the back parking lot. It keeps driving where we see we see some OPW employees are standing by a back gate big enough for the limo to drive into as the fans erupt by the confusion and mystery the present has afforded us…
The limo keeps slowly creeping as suddenly the silence of the arena is interrupted by the heavy unmistakeable voice and drum beats of VOLBEAT as their song STILL COUNTING echoes throughout the arena. The fans then pop as the stretch black limo pulls up on the side of the entry ramp. It comes to a complete stop and suddenly we see the moon roof of the limo open up as suddenly three of LA Johnny Stylez three most popular PORN STARS stand up seemingly in the middle of a wet and wild party going on inside of the limo complete with tecno music and foam. Jayden James, Olivia Austin, and Rachel Cavelli stand with their hands up yelling out to the sold out crowd who would all literally murder the person sitting next to them if it got them in that limo for twenty five minutes!!!
LA Johnny Stylez’s expression switches from rage to confusion as his head tilts to the side and looks at three of his greatest employees in their smiling faces as we see him mouth the infamous expression that one does when they find themselves in this particular situation…
Suddenlya short female African American with bright red dreadlocks and a shiny chain that hangs gently down her cheek clasped onto the top of her nose ring and one of the ear rings at the top of her earlobe. SHe looks at Johnny with a HUGE SMILE on her face as she quickly makes her way to the back passenger side of the limo so she may fufill her duties as Limo Driver and she opens the door as the entire wrestling world holds their breathe before they actually take a look in and out steps
NONE F’N OTHER
FORMER 6 TiME NEW EDGE WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
THE WINNER OF THE VERY FIRST TERRORDOME
FORMER CO-OWNER OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING
PERMANENT PAIN IN THE ASS OF LA JOHNNY STYLEZ
THE ONE AND ONLY GOLDEN BOY HIMSELF ROGER F’N WRIGHT STEPS OUT OF THE LIMO FOAM PARTY!!!
Now understand this ladies and gentlemen only by the narrowest of margins and contexts clues is even the shrewedest EYE able to deduce that this man standing before us half soaked in LIMO PORN STAR APPROVED FOAM, freshly frosted tips, black designer leather pants, a long strong silver chain running from one of his front belt buckles to his back left pocket. Thick rimmed black designer sunglasses and a brand new OPW T-shirt with an arrow pointing up at his face and below the large red arrow are the red letters that read
Roger just stands there for a moment as if taking some of Johnny’s advice and affording himself, the sold out assau Coliseum, the fans watching at home, at the man who owns the fucking joint standing in the center of the ring looking like someone asked him to find the square rote of 8932 in Chinese!!! Roger looks at the expression on everyone’s faces and can’t help but explode in laughteras he slowly lifts his hands to his eyes and removes his thick rimmed Designer sunglasses and his eyes shoot up as he excitedly waves at his arch rival and former business partner LA Johnny Stylez.
Which once Johnny’s eyes proccess and realize who they are glaring at the moment the information reaches his brain his eyes immediately roll as he immediately dismisses everything on the surface that seems different about the man walking towards him right now, because if Johnny made the same mistake he accused everyone else of making about him and underestimating the change made in the man before him there was a voice in the back of his head telling him over and over he would regret it! SOi Stylez remained cool…FOR NOW! WHat choice did he have?
Taj Escobar: WELL STRIP ME NAKED AND CALL ME BRUTUS MICHEAL HANCHO!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT…It’s…it’s ROGER WRIGHT?
What the hell is he doing here? WHere the hell has he been we havent seen him since our first show back when Miss Michelle…
Mason Moore: When she handed him his ass and crowned herself Xtradition Champion! We saw Roger show up and cost Michelle’s main squeeze the OPW Legacy CHampionship later that night in the night’s Main Event and havent heard hide or hair from him since…But he surprisingly looks really good, and I have three really good friends who will be giving me detailed descriptions of just how good he as after this little show is over tonight! I mean I can’t believe my eyes he looks like a completely different PERSON ALMOST!!!!
Taj Escobar: Definitely not like the wounded brooding hero look he always has, this guy standing before us in Roger’s skin has a smirk like he hasn’t acare in the got damn world…Like he has never suffered at the hands of that greedy selfish asshole standing in the ring looking like a DUMB ASS!!! THings seem to be getting interesting!
Mason Moore: The look on Johnny’s face tells us everything we need to know about this here moment! Proving there is a first time for EVERYTHING, because I’d be willing to wager both of our paychecks and maybe even a double handed BJ that Johnny Stylez, as much as he would never admit it is in the exact same boat everyone else watching this is in and is dying for Roger to get his ass in the ring grab a mic and tell us ALL WHATS UP?
Taj Escobar: Well we won’t have to wait much longercause he is making his way to the ring as we speak! Ohhh dear Lord why do I have this sinking feeling in my gut this aint gunna end well?
Mason Moore: Because as much as things may have changed…SOme things just never do, and with this cat and dog scenario that is Roger Wright and LA Johnny Stylez you can always count on DRAMA going down in spades most of the time! Call em rivals, call em enemies, call em whatever you want but some of the greatest moments of these men’s lives professionally speaking and not have been at the other’s expense…And it would seem a brand new chapter is fixing to be written right here and right now on THE BEST GOT DAMN WRESTLING TO EVER BE BROADCAST FOR PUBLIC VIEWING FRIDAY NIGHT F’N SHoWCa$e!!!!
Roger slowly makes his way toward the ring. When he makes it to the ring he walks around and holds his hand up at Johnny waving again as Johnny just extends his middle finger as Roger chuckles to himself while lowering his head and shaking it as he arrogantly walks around the side of the ring over to where Ring Announer Royal Powerhouse is sitting ready with the mic in his hand, but as Roger gets within 4 steps of him Royal P knows what time it is as hewilligly holds the black OPW mic out in the air as Roger seemingly glides right by and takes as he then turns an walks up the steel steps quickly throwing his boot through the middle rope as he stops to look up at Johnny once more as he playfully straddles the middle rope and bounces up and down on it laughing in Johnny’s face as Johnny’s confused look doesn’t break, he still just demands in the form of the question that has in these last few moments before the biggest elephant the Nassau Coliseum has seen in quite some time, as Roger then shoots up to his feet as he slightly lunges at Johnny before jerking as Johnny raises his hands hoping to prevent dropping by a WRIGHT STUFF for the millionth time. But Roger was just trying toi make Johnny jump and that much is evident as Roger points and laughs as he removes his sunglasses and places slightly on his forehead tucking his blonde hair behind them, as his smile doesn’t falter despite Johnny’s full blown DEATH SCOWL…
Johnny as usual has quickly gotten his fill of being upstaged so he shouts into the mic…
LA Johnny Stylez: OK ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!!!! CUT THE PHUCKING MUSIC RIGHT PHUCKING N…
Before Johnny can finish screaming the sentence into the mic without hesitation or care Roger reaches out and slaps the mic out of Johnny’s hands as Johnny’s eyes almost buldge out of his skull in disbelief, but before he can act or react Roger just looks his rival directly in his eyes holds his index finger in his face before Johnny attempts to smack it out of the air and Roger plainly says…
Roger Wright: SHUT UP!!!!!
The Nassau Coliseum howls in approval as Johnny’s mouth is moving 90 to nothing but Roger remains cool calm and collected as he looks at Johnny damn near throwing a temper tantrum in the middle of the ring while he cooly puts his sunglasses back on and shakes his head lowering his head waiting for Johnny to finish….He then looks around with a smart ass grin on his face as the fans let out a pop before he lifts the mic and begins again!
Roger Wright: You don’t, you don’t write! I mean you own, run, and operate a wrestling promotion with someone and you think they would care enough to invite ME to watch him be given away as the bride on whatever cell block you wound up on at RyKeR’z! But no worries Johnny My DUDE, but know that is why you weren’t invited to the little party I stupidly exited to get in the ring so I could stand here and talk to YOUR DUMB ASS!!! So do me a favor will ya and wipe that that dumb ass look on your face because you really shouldn’t be surprised Johnny! I mean angry? Yeah I could understand that? Jealous to the point of INSANITY?...
If we are just being honest is actually the ViBe im getting off you wright now my GUY!!! Which again totally understandable because if you could wrap your head around my life ever since that night…WHen was it…What was the name of that stupid little payperview we did the night you got booked into the big house?...International Incident right! That’s the one! I almost completely fucking forgot about that stupid show! Man did you look stupid with your pouty lip out mad as fuck because in one night your entire kingdom was turned upside down and the only place gravity felt like it should deposit itself is right ontop of your head! Knowing you can look left or you could look WRIGHT and was faced with an empty maddening and just flat out sad fact that you really had no one to blame for all of it outside of YOURSELF!!!
I saw that look the same night down in Baton Rouge a few years ago after the first TerrorDoMe when you had to watch me leave The SUPER DOME YOUR OWN BACKYARD STILL THE NEW EDGE WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! WHat? Don’t look at me with that face Johnny, you don’t even have a belt for me to take from you, so stop being DUMB!!!
Johnny quickly shoots his head around trying to locate the mic Roger knocked out of his hand and when he does he looks at Roger and keeps his eyes there and his lips moving the entire time it takes him to bend down and pic the mic up and start replying…
LA Johnny Stylez: UHHHH, I beg your pardon GOLDEN BITCH, BUT
?HoW F’N DARE YOU?
You don’t show that stupid face of yours, get your ass kicked by a dime store TRAMP like the present reigning and defending OPW Xtradition Champion Miss Michelle then show up a few weeks later like it aint never happen, or more importantly that any of us forgot just who and what you are! Which is precisely what you’ve always been, a BOTTOM FEEDING NUT DANGLING HAS BEEN DOOMED TO WALK THE ROAD OF A NEVER WAS!!!
Roger Wright: Mr. Stylez YOU WOUND ME!!! Surely you think much more highly of the man who has fucked up more of you plans then ever police precinct from New York to LoS ANGeLES COMBINED!!!! The same man who could turn the lights out any moment I CHOOSE as I give you just another helping of my own special recipe of HUMBLE PIE I have served your stupid ass more times than I care to recall I and the rest of these people here know as TH WRIGHT STUFF! Now Johnny Stylez I can understand you are upset and quite frankly I don’t even blame you, I’ll even go as far and admit if the shoe was on the other foot I’d probably be pissed too…But the shoe aint on the other foot is it Johnny? You may have your boot straps strapped and your laces all tied snug and tightly…But if you don’t take it down a notch I give you my word before I leave this ring tonight I will WRIGHT STUFF YOU OUT OF THOSE BOOTS and YOU KNOW I CAN DO IT! NOW what’s it gunna be? Talk like gentlemen or THE HARD WAY? Because hear me Johnny…HEAR ME OUT BROTHER, because again believe it or not I came out here to offer you my assistance and if you have any interest on actually putting seeing this company become the place where the sun rises every day then for once in your got damn life LISTEN AND DON’T FUCKING SPEAK FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!
THe fans let out another huge pop as Johnny’s face has almost turned an entirely new shade of red not seen by any other man, woman, or child on this planet before as Johnny removes his sunglasses at the same time he removes his fedora. He gently tosses the sunglasses inside of his hat and then slightly bends down and tosses his fedora holding his sunglasses onto the ground as he immediately gets in Roger’s face as the two butt heads as Johnny’s mouth is moving 90 to nothin as he backs up and puts the mic to his lips as he paces back and fourth almost laughing in disbelief as he still looks at Roger’s slightly altered appearance and demeaor…
LA Johnny Stylez: YOU?...THe man who I have murderd with these two hands MORE TIMES IN MY DREAMS THAN ANY SANE MAN WOULD EVER PUBLICALLY ACKNOWLEDGE! YOU my arch rival…The man who’s life I have tried to and have destroyed more times than are worth keeping count?...WANTS TO…OR JUST FLAT OUT THINKS HE CAN WALK OUT HERE LOOKIN LIKE YOU JUST STEPPED OUT OF FROM FREAKY DEAKY GAS CHAMBER THAT BON JOVI OR STEVE TYLER FROM AEROSMITH STEP INTO A FEW HOURS BEFORE ONE OF THEIR SHOWS SO THEY APPEAR TO STILL BE THE HUGE DEALS THEY WERE ONCE UPON A TIME! But this is me HERE ROGER! I have broken you down when you were at your BEST BROTHER! SUre you popped me in the mouth a time or two…But let’s not sit here and pretend like our rivalry aside from one or two times doesn’t read like an ALMANAC OF ANY AND EVERY TIME I HANDED YOU YOUR ASS LIVE AND IN LIVING COLOR?...YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP ME?...YOU THINK I WOULD EVER TAKE YOUR HELP AGAIN? Like last time? Huh?
Roger Wright: Ohhhh Johnny! HA I KNEW IT!!! I FUCKIN KNEW IT!!! YOU FUCKIN MISSED ME DUDE!!!
THe crowd roars as Johnny’s head violently and furiously shakes openly denying such a heinous and preposterous allegation as Roger’s smile just grows as he chuckles..
Roger Wright: Yeah…yeah you did…You don’t have to admit it out here Mr. SUPER COOL GUY…But I know deep down in here…IN your sweet little heart you sat around getting your three hots then laying your head down on your itty bitty cot worrying about your good buddy Roger’s well being hoping I made it out there alive and unscathed so that we may rise again! BUt the day never came did it Johnny?...You won’t ever admit it to me aloud or even to yourself in private that a small part of you did indeed fact hope that my freedom would lead to some sort of rally…That despite the harm we had done to each other while working for and running OPW that I would put all of that aside and come help you fight the wars we would have to to get your wrestling company back! And maybe that is why you are presently steaming under the collar as we speak, but really Johnny? I mean REALLY DUDE? If you expected me to do anything other than what I did, which was find out about the actual plans your little “SyNDiCaTe BUTT BUDDIES had planned for you and the company and I took advantage of a very hot market and I sold my share of this shithole to the HBO BOYS that presently call themselves your partners and I set out on a personal journey of ENLIGHTENMENT that quite frankly I wish I would have done much sooner, but since that is an impossibility save for the bright minds of a Ted Theodore Logan and Sean ESQUIRE, all I can do with me and myself is look ahead Johnny! Because I did hear a little bit of what you have had to say about the future of this place and I have heard your opposition’s as well…or well maybe I should say your “new partners” philosophy and I assure you they couldn’t be further from each other! And believe me when I tell you Johnny my boy if you wind up being forced to live in a world where it’s their vision of OPW that guides us into and defines our FUTURE it will most likely be the thing that finally RUINS and BREAKS YOU, which would be worth watching from the skybox with a box of popcorn and maybe a candy apple, but as much as I hate to admit it we are cut from the same cloth Johnny! We are forever intertwined and linked to one each other because our legacies…MINE AND YOURZ were built formed and fashioned by us beating the teel tole SHIT out of ONE ANOTHER INBETWEEN THESE ROPES! So if you are put down and defeated then in a sense so am I
…and I dunno about you MAN, but I aint tryin to go out like that! In fact I’d much rather remind everyone ESPECIALLY YOU JOHNNY BOY that the reason most of the time these people cheer me and BOO YOU is because even Stevie Wonder can clearly see why I’m so much easier to like, which also happens to translate into me being much more marketable and just over all the SUPERIOR choice when it came to things between the two of us! So to hopefully not put too fine a point on it, our legacies are tied together Johnny…ANd seeing as though only one of the spots on your six man for Heavy is The CROWN which is two SHOWCa$eS away MY DUDE!
You need someone you can count on to get the job done and done THE WRIGHT WAY! ANd quite frankly at the sheer risk of sounding completeness presumptuous Johnny, I don’t think there is anyone walking this planet presently that is more well informed on just how affective I can be when I set my mind to something then YOU my FRIENENMY!!! You look confused…That was a lot of information to process…especially someone as shallow as you, that was a lot of truth to choke down so why don’t you take some of your own advice mi amigo and
Point is Johnny you may have noticed that ever since you announced the little party that is going to go down at your little pay per view no one…NOT ONE PERSON has come to you to even pretend to offer to want to be on your bitch ass team! And that is because not only do they not like you…But they don’t trust you because at the end of the day the only person you are worried about is YOURSELF!!!! And while that is no different from my own attitude these days Johnny, I bring it up because you still have to put a team together and because of you being…
WELL YOU YOUR OPTIONS are…well they are limited if I can put it as mildly as I possibly could without alarming you and everyone else to the truth of the matter is that most of them would gladly stand back and watch you go out there a team of one and watch JMONT and HBO’s team kick you and your dream to pieces like you were bragging about doing to so many others a few minutes ago! But believe me when I tell you Johnny I’m not the same dude you spent most of your career BULLYING! I am not asking or suggesting you allow me a spot on your team because I like or want your respect, I think you still the same self serving insufferable prick I’ve always known you to be
…But facts are facts as you said and the fact about this and YOUR immediate situation Johnny is THAT YOU FUCKIN NEED ME AS MUCH AS I NEED YOU! The sooner you realize that the better off and the loser to the future you sat out here and described at length putting everyone from the cheap seats to the nosebleed section sound asleep describing! SO what’s it gonna be HOT SHOT??? YOUR PRIDE AND HATRED, or what you sat out here and tried to claim was more important to you than anything else…which is your own IMMORTALITY! History is written by the victorious, and the match way your dumb ass booked it…THE WINNING TEAM will decide the immediate course OPW takes, and if you choose wrong Johnny Stylez the only thing immortal about you will be your regret!! SO do yourself a favor and on the way back to your office or guerilla stop at a concession stand and get yourself a TWIX and take a moment and chew that one over…Or ya know what? Over the years I have found the WRIGHT WAY to come to important decisions like these is to find a quiet nook and see if you could ya know shut your widdle mean man eyes and ya know sleep on it…HERE ALLOW ME A CHANCE TO DEMONSTRATE!!!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: PHUC…
Before Johnny can finish speaking or even realize what is happening to him Roger slides in close like a damn water moccasin and then strikes with the effective and decisiveness of the cold blooded killer as he drills LA Johnny Stylez into the canvas with THE WRIGHT STUFF!!!! The fans in the sold out arena let out a huge pop that seemingly shakes the building alerting all bystanders that once again Outlaw Pro Wrestling was LIVE and as always were leaving us all on the edge of our seats as Roger Wright quickly kips up like HBK patting his chest he stands over Johnny and makes a pillow motion with his hands as he bends down to pick up the mic he dropped while dropping Johnny and says…
Roger Wright: MANNNN I can’t believe YOU STILL FALL FOR THAT SHIT DUDE!!! I WANT AN ANSWER BEFORE THE SHOW GOES OFF THE AIR TONIGHT GOT IT??? OHHH AND JOHNNY IF YOU MAKE THE WRONG CHOICE I PROMISE YOU THOSE FAT DUMB FUCKS OVER ON THE HBO SIDE OF THIS BUILDING WON’T BE THE ONLY ASSHOLES LIVING TO MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR STUPID DECISIONS! SO FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE MAKE THE FUCKING WRIGHT CHOICE YA DUMB DICK! See ya around Man! Friday Nights huh?...I DIG IT!!! Let’s DO THIS!!!!
The sarcasm dripping off of every single word flowing from Roger’s mouth isn’t lost on anyone as the fans let out a pop…but not a pop that THE GOLDEN BOY is accustomed to. It’s almost the fans were confused by the man their recgonized, but there was something different…Something off about this Roger Wright, and what that was exactly still remains to be seen, which winds up being just another reason you all now have to make sure you tune in and don’t miss a single moment of when OPW lights up your FRIDAY NIGHT WITH THE GREATEST EPISODIC WRESTLING SHOW TO EVER BROADCAST
Taj Escobar: Ladies and gentlemen the only thing we or I can say at this point is to sternly remind you all that this is
Mason Moore: And that means WE ARE THE BEST…Which makes us BETTER THAN any and everyone else who tries or pretends to convince themselves or each one of you that they do what we do…But no one does what we do, because here in The DuB we DO SHIT THE WRIGHT WAY, which makes any and everything else…COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY WRONG!!! So make sure you get your asses back here for our first match cause we got another great show lined up for ya here tonight we will be right back! Don’t none of YOU FUCKERS EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING ANYWHERE ELSE, cause we are both well aware it is indeed Friday Night but we know none of yall got anything better to do anyway! So why not watch us be awesome? K LoVe YOU BE RIGHT BACK BYEEEEEEEE
Mason Moore: FACTS! All of them!
Taj Escobar: Well thank you MiSS MASON!
Mason Moore: Don’t go getting a chubby there ESKo, even a broken clock is right twice a day!
Taj Escobar: Ah how I love the deep insights from the professional KNOB POLISHER!!!
Mason Moore: Hey bruh, you’re good at what you are good at am I right?
Taj Escobar: As much as I think I hate to say this yes mam you are indeed correct! And on that note perhaps you wouldn’t mind if we spoke to these fans THE OUTLAW NATION about the HUGEEEEEE show we have lined up for them here this evening!?! What ya think?
Mason Moore: I think I can’t fuggin wait until we get to our Main Event here this evening, because not only has this particular match been brewinhg for over a year, but it is also going to be settled in the type of fashion that truly settles extreme disputes such as the one that exists between our own former OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion Apathy, and the man who is in the middle of an identity crisis and right here tonight is essentially fighting to get his life back as the artist formerly known as KoRRuPT has now removed the mask and faces Apathy one on one inside the OPW WAR CELL looking to prove that he is not only no longer hers to order around but also that he is still very much one of if not the best in ring technicians in the history of Outlaw Pro Wrestling history!
Taj Escobar: And aptly named match because when the cell comes down from the rafters as you see it hanging above the ring as we speak, that is precisely what we are all going to bare witness to…A bitter, violent, and inevitable WAR! Because once people like Apathy and Scotty Adams pass a certain point there really is no other way to settle such a dispute other than climbing in that ring and beating the other until there is only one left standing…Mase you wanna remind the Outlaw Nation just exactly how one wins an OPW WAR MATCH?
Mason Moore: Don’t mind if I do TAJ! OK so as you can see there is a 30ft HIGH STEEL CELL hanging above the ring. Once it lowers and both Apathy and Scotty are inside there is only one ref and there is no way in which also means there aint no fuckin way out either! THe bell will ring and the violence will begin and it won’t stop until either Scotty Adams or Apathy have secured a fall by pin, submission, or TKO…You don’t have to get them in any particular oder, but you do have to have all three! Some of the greatest matches in Outlaw Pro Wrestling history have been WAR MATCHES!
Taj Escobar: Facts, again! And well as far as who we give the edge to in this one, as much as I am personally pulling for Scotty on this one…the tale of the tape in my unprofessional opinion leads in an entirely different direction! This is by no means Apathy’s first WAR MATCH! But it is Scotty’s, and from what I have seen over the years experience in matches such as these counts for a whole hell of a lot more than you’d think!
Mason Moore: I mean those are actually really great points Taj, but I got a feeling in my gut tonight is Scotty Adams night! THe dude got his career off to one of the fastest starts we have ever seen in OPW when he walked in the door two years ago and dethroned Hunter Valentyne for the X-KoRE Championship and then went on a mission to rid OPW and eventually PRO WRESTLING of what he referred to several times as senseless ultra violence and he looked to institute a limitless style of in ring competition that forced his opponents to push themselves to their own limits in that ring instead of taking the short cuts that come when once slams a steel chair into the skull of another, and he pulled it off for quite some time!
Taj Escobar: Any member of the Outlaw Nation knows the story after that! Scotty after losing the OPW XKoRe Championship to uh…Who did he lose it to?
Mason Moore: Opheli…
Taj Escobar: Yeah you’re right it really doesn’t matter! Point is he lost the damn thing and then looked to take on an even bigger challenge and start cleaning up Outlaw Pro Wrestling, which as you all very well know is owned and operated by LA Johnny Stylez so to say it was rife with corruption is an understatement of the highest degree! And he knew he couldn’t go at it alone so we went out and began to build his own army to lead into the frey and just like that THE CURE WAS BORN, as Scotty Adams’s vision was to remove those that corrupted the game of pro wrestling in OPW which was a tall order indeed!
Mason Moore: ENTER APATHY at that point because while Scotty Adams, Ryan Elias, and Jayson Violence on paper could have been and for all we know should have been a much more effective unit, but they had some trouble finding success at this point because Johnny Stylez’s SyNDiCaTe was one of the strongest factions in pro wrestling history and the WoLFPaCK as you all very well know has always been if nothing else FORMIDABLE to say the very least! So suffice to say The CuRE needed to expand in order to ensure their success because when you are fighting against the strength of the SyNDiCaTe and The PACK, NUMBERS definitely come into play sooner or later!
Taj Escobar: Which of course was true, but not that easy, because it was the additions to the group that lead us to where we are right here and right now! Because Scotty sought the help of Apathy who had recently suffered at the hands of The SyNDiCaTe as they found a way to violate the rules of a WAR MATCH itself and cost Apathy the title she had won with her own two and she lost it back to Anicka Swan thanks to the help of Xavier Wolf who had been hiding underneath the ring for the length of the match! And while it seemed a perfect fit because Apathy needed the CuRE as much as The CuRe needed Apathy, and after convincing Jayson Violence that they would only go so far under Scotty’s leadership, he simply stood aside and allowed her and the army of sick and twisted fucks that she brought to the table known as THE KORESH CLAN put a beating on Scotty Adams that cost him his memories and in a sense his life as he became the masked secret weapon of The CuRE that Apathy used at her disposal to do all kinds of dirty work!
Mason Moore: That is until a few short weeks ago when Outlaw Pro Wrestling once again took center stage and returned to stake our claim as the single greatest pro wrestling entity on the planet! That first show back was a got damn rollercoaster of up and down emotion…and the moment Scotty Adams revealed he had his memory back was one of the main reasons for it! So tonight ladies and gentlemen we bring you one of the most special Main Events we have had on this edition of Friday Night SHoWCa$e!!!
Taj Escobar: Not to mention last week we saw three new CHAMPIONS crowned here in OPW! Ricky Rodriguez walks back into Outlaw Pro Wrestling and leaves with the OPW Legacy Championship wrapped snuggly around his waist as he defeated Apathy thanks to a lil assistance from Scotty Adams, but what a hard hitting match that was!
Mason Moore: Yeah I mean them two phucking brutalized one another in that ring last week, and it was Ricky who dug down deep and found a way to win…Which he is going to have to do so again this week as he faces what I FUCKING…No no LISTEN TO WHAT IM TELLING YOU!! I PROMISE YOU WILL BE ONE OF IF NOT THE TOUGHEST CONTESTS IN HIS YOUNG CAREER as he takes on the General of any and all other ring generals in KAL X WOLF!
Taj Escobar: Yes indeedy it will absolutely be a tremendous clash in styles, but this may very well be the biggest DREAM MATCH you never even knew you wanted! On one side we have the epitome of what it means to be one of the hottest and fastest rising stars in the business in our own OPW Legacy Champion Ricky Rodriguez…
Mason Moore: Rick!
Taj Escobar: To quote the man himself….It’s RICKY BITCH!
Mason Moore: How RUDE!...Its so hot!
Taj Escobar: Yeah anywhoo as I was saying…So on one side epitome of youthful star on the rise dominant, flashy, and more talent inbetween them ropes then a lot of the people his opponent beat the breaks off of a decade or two previously!
Mason Moore: Yeah but on the other side of the coin you have the exact opposite. The epitome of a seasoned vet! Let me put it to yall this way…The day our former General Manager Kal X Wolf hung up the boots for good…or so they thought at the time…The party the people of Middle Earth threw after Smaug died seemed like detention after school on a Friday compared to the swarray that was thrown the day the meanest mother phucker in the history of this business hung em up for good! It didn’t matter who or what you thought you were to the man….Friends for years or unlucky asshole who drew the short straw that night Kal X Wolf is a cold blooded killer and the fact that he wants his career to resume right here should scare the unholy shit out of all yall! If I were yall Id keep a sharp eye on that match here tonight cause I got a gut feeling the way that one goes will have a tremendous affect on what happens here in the DuB in the near and clear future going forward!
Taj Escobar: And ladies and gentz…we got more lots more! Title matches?
Mason Moore: GoT EM!!! Prestige Champion Christian Rivers looks to be the first Prestige Champion tro defend the title since we’ve reopened the doors as the Prestige Division itself has been one of our more competitive divisions since we have reopened the doors! And also Hunter Valentyne puts his OPW XKoRe title on the line against Necra Octavian Kane here this evening after winning the opportunity for herself a week ago!
Taj Escobar: So right here tonight we bring you for the OPW XKoRe title the most violent man in pro wrestling versus the most violent woman in pro wrestling should be one for the history books!....So like I said title matches…GoT EM!!!
Mason Moore: How about in ring debuts?
Taj Escobar: GoT THEM SHiTS Too! Layla Lionheart makes her long anticipated in ring debut as she challenges Christian Rivers for the Prestige Championship…And Dark Tiger who decided to finally call it a career last week after one of the most hard fought battles and after one of the most illustrious careers we have ever seen the OPW LEGEND Dark Tiger has traded in his tights for a cushy job backstage but he didn’t walk away without namin a successor…Who goes by the name Jeremiah Harden and he will be debuting here tonight!
Mason Moore: Don’t forget about LiL Miss Cassie Wolf! I do hope her parents let her out tonight…Could be the beginning of somethin HUUUGGGE! She is set to go one on one with now one half of the former three time OPW Immortal Tag Team Champions, Lisa Marie Ashton as we are still in LMA’s back yard! My guess LMA is fuckin steamed about losing the Tag TItles last week and will be looking to take some of if not all of that anger out on the new girl Ms. Cassie Wolfe, so I hope young miss Cassie packed a lunch because it could very well indeed be an extremely long night!
Taj Escobar: Well so far so good haven’t heard about or seen…GOT DAMNIT!!!
Mason Moore: OHHHH zip it up Taj deep down you know this is the only way to start a show!
Taj Escobar: Another new entrance theme already???
Mason Moore: This one DeF FiTZ HiM MuCho BeTTeR…yerd?
Taj Escobar: Uhhhh if you say so dear!
“ReMeMBeR THe N.A.M.E. by Ed Shreen (...YES ED SHEREEN) Eminem & 50 Cent blares over the PA SYSTEM as the sold out Nassau center surprisingly enough let’s out a HUGe PoP the moment the OWNeR~n~OPeRToR of Outlaw Pro Wrastlin struts out on stage. He struts out in ring gear identical to the Miz’s ECW ring attire include with fedora and black and white du-rag. He has a thick pair of black Ray-Ban sunglasses hanging slightly off his nose, blunt in his mouth and arrogant smirk plastered clean across his face like he doesn’t have a phucking care in the world, and truth be told this may be the only moment all week long in this man’s life where he actually doesn’t!!! ReMeMBeR KiDDiEZ cause the STRUGGLE is
!!!!!INDeeD F.A.C.T.!!!!!!
…And CoULD VeRy WeLL ALWAZE BEEEEE….R.E.A.L.!!!!
He has a brand new jet black Outlaw Pro Wrestling t-shirt with the OPW logo on it and in big bold white IMPACT letters it reads the phrase
“YES WE ABSOLUTELY DO THINK WE’RE BETTER THAN YoU”
(...We WeRe Mo$T LiKeLy BoRN THaT WaY!!!)
Johnny struts to the end of the entrance ramp and points both of his fingerless gloved hands out in the air andthen cups his hands around his ear asking this jammed packed sold out Nassau Coliseum New York City crowd to help him INFORM the rest of the world exactly
!$! WHaT F’N TiMe IT Be’ZzZzZzZ $!$
Cause If YOU Call Yourself A Wrestling Fan THeRe AINT No F’N WHeRe EL$e TO BE!!!
(F.A.C.T.$.)
…THe ReaL KIND!!!!
After a few moments of just soaking in the crowd ontop of the entrance ramp the man known around the world as THe PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa makes his way down the steel ramp puffin on that blunt the entire way down, until he finds the place to make his trademark stop to stop and hold up one of the lucky fan’s signs for the entire world to see as a personal endorsement! He walks over to a pair of drunken college kids with a smokin hot blonde girl with dark skin and huge boobs begging to pop out of that thing the girl who owns those WoRLoXxX is trying to pass off like it’s actually some kind of shirt, but it looks like it’s losing a very one sided failing battle to conceal THE KRaKeN! Johnny walks up and TOO SWEETS the two dudes and holds his hand out that the girl inbetween them immediately takes and relishes in his invitation to let EVERYONE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY TONIGHT see what she was workin with!
SHe slowly spins around to the roar of the sold out crowd that said farewell to sobriety twenty seconds before we went F’N LIVE!!! After the girl finishes she lets go of Johnny’s hand as he takes the sign the two men were holding up and holds it so the camera is unable to see what it says. Johnny lowers his sunglasses even more and then nods his head and passes his blunt to one of the guys who’s sign he is finna endorse. Johnny walks to the center of the entrance ramp and demands the closest camera man come to him. Suddenly the camera directly in front of LA Johnnny Stylez comes on every single screen in the arena as we see him holding a fan’s sign high above his head it’s a picture of
“THE PRODUCER”
…Joe Montouri…YEAH THAT F’N D.I.L.D.O.
Lookin like a fricken DOUCHE SAMMICH WITH
E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.
On it…That SoMeOnE ALReaDy ATE!!!
There is a crude picture frame drawn with black permanent marker around his face and above it reads…JOE MONTOURI…Rea$oNZ #1,2 &3 TO BRING BACK ABoRTiON!!!
The crowd pops as Johnny can’t help it and breaks char and allows himself to laugh at the crowd reaction of one of their own, although there are some boos that can most definitely be heard from the crowd as Johnny walks over and hands the two dudes their sign back and asks the girl inbetween them for a HuG GooDByE…SHe, all smiles oF CoUR$e, stands up and opens her arms. Johnny quickly reaches in his back pocket and removes one of his personalized BRAZZERS cards and tucks it in the girl’s cleavage and then stumbles away shit eating grin from one side of his face to the other as the crowd here in the Nassau Coliseum seems content to have a good time here tonight. Johnny’s demeanor gets slightly serious as he runs and slides in the ring and immediately hops up on his feet walks over to the ring where the ropes are facing the right side of the ring as he climbs up on the middle rope with one leg hanging over the middle rope his fist in the air and then a very LOUD
!!!!!*PoP*CRa$H*B.A.M.!!!!
CRaX THe AIR of the Nassau Coliseum as the fire works in the ring shoot off in th back ground in the shape of an X, and then as Johnny slightly turns and hops off the ropes, the moment his feet touch the canvas the lights in the arena suddenly shoot on as Johnny has a mic in his hand ALREaDy. He runs his fingers across his throat calling for the music to be immediately CUT…and so it came to pass. Johnny just glares out at the crowd as they let out another PoP. Johnny makes a face with a slight smirk as he lowers his sunglasses slightly just so we can see his red glazed over eyes as he begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: I SaID
~!$!~ GoT DaMnNnN NeW YORK C.I.T.Y. ~!$!~
…YaLL MuTHeR PHuCKeRZ ReaLLy DoN’T SLeeP Do YaLL?!?!
…Don’t feel bad yall
!!!!ME F’N EITHER!!!!
THat SHIT iS FoR LeVeL UP, ACTION ,and ASSYLUM WRe$TLiNG F.A..N.Z.!!!!
…WHooPS NoT PoSeD 2 Do THaT SHiT No MoRe!!!
So please allow me to briefly stop my own show to offer you three enthusiastic knock offs about as sincere of a
!!!!!MY B!!!!!
THaT I CouLD Po$$iBLy GiVe, I FeeL JuST TeRRiBLE….SeRiou$Ly!!!
Johnny runs his index finger down from the corner of his eye to the bottom of his cheek emulating a single an in this case extremely MeTaPHoRiCaL as well as UTTERLY RHEToRiKaL, TEAR!!! He lowers the mic and shoots his mouth off saying things that those of you who know how to read lips can see for yourselves isn’t exactly good table conversation and probably…and by probably we definitely mean ABSOLUTELY not worth repeating ALOUD, as his arrogant smirk returns and he readjusts holding the mic a little higher as he begins to slowly pace back and fourth while looking out at the crowd as he continues to speak!
LA Johnny Stylez: EVERYONE…AND I DO MEAN EVERY F’N LAST ONE OF YOU FACELESS PAIR OF EYEBALLS STARING AT ME RIGHT NOW…To the ones I can’t see behind their flatscreen screens at home…Everyone who has ever laid their eyes on YOURZ TRuLy at one point or another during their lives asked themselves the exact same question at one point or another…You see this
~$~ F’N DooD~$~
…Which Is ABSoLuTeLy HoW I IDEnTiFy THe$e DayZ, YeRD???
…I digress, please forgive me New York City, I’m HiGH AS STEPHEN STRATFORD’S OPiNiON oF HiMSeLF!!!!
…So yeah!!!
New York erupts in a roar as Johnny pushes his glasses back up his nose completely covering his eyes as he makes a jerking off motion with the mic in his hand as the sold out Nassau Coliseum immediately breaks out into a
OPW**OpW**OPW
OpW**OPW**OpW
**O.P.W**O.P.W.**O.P.W.**
CHANT as Stylez just stands back and arrogantly smirks at the crowd while they hoot and hollar, but as their chant drastically dies down Johnny lifts the mic once more to his lips and continues doing what he does better than YOU, and YoU, Yeah DEF YOU…and YOU….and BOTH OF YALL…and The HoRSeS YoU PHUCK SoX RoDe IN ON!!!
But getting back to the point, any man, woman, or child that has ever laid eyes on me…has ever taken a moment to hear the words that fall from my lips anytime I got the mic in hand has at one point silently asked themselves and the UNiVeRSe
???WHO THE fuggin P.H.U.C.K. DuZ THiS F’n DuDe THINK He IZ???
…WeLL…Is THeRe AnyOnE OuT HeRe in NeW YoRK CiTy THaT WOuLD FiNaLLy LiKe An A.N.S.W.E.R.
Well yall were scrappin over the front row tickets so I’ll go ahead and assume YOU WOULD! Because let’s be real, huh? I’ve seen yall do it countless times. You all slightly squint your eyes tilt your heads to the side as you hear the savegery roar from my throat to your ear drum and more times often than not it is put in such a way that makes you feel it
!!!!!F’N P.H.Y.S.I.C.A.L.L.Y.!!!!!
LiKe A SuDDeN SHoT iN THe NuTZ!!!!!
As you briefly debate whether you are madder at the fact what I said was TRUE or put as RuDeLy as the limits of the English LanGuaGe CoULD PoSSiBLY ALLOW…Either way it is an image and likeness I have personally hand crafted over the years! Some of yall used to chuckle under your breathes when I used to pass yall in the halls on the way down to the ring! CoMe ON YaLL KNoW YaLL ReMeMBER THAT SHIT…Some of you still see me that way, and ya know one of the many reasons I came out here this evening was to inform that small stupid minority of a minority that just can’t seem to find a way or medical procedure to have your
!!!!!HeaD ReMoVeD FRoM THe DaRK DePTH$ oF YoUR ASS CRACK!!!!!
That MiSSeS Me MaKe THe EXaCT SaMe F’N FaCe AFTeR I HaND YoU EITHeR YOUR ASS OR YOUR F’N PAYCHEX!!!
Because there is hardly a player in the game today that has EVER F’N CROSSED ME and F’N FoRGoTTeN ABoUT IT!!!!
!!!!I’M LooKSiN @ YOU CoRey BLaCK!!!!!
Which Is Why You Watch You F’n Mouth When U RoUND Me CuZ!!!
My opponents all know the day they find themselves on the opposite side of the battle field from me at any point make really phuckin sure they recollect to pack their snack packs, sammiches, and bags of cookies, and box of juice, but do their best to keep it from me, because they know even better that life has a
!!!!!3RD F’N GURANTEE!!!!!
In ADDiTiON to DeaTH and TaXe$, oF F’n CouR$E!!!
Which simply guarantees that if I see you made sure to pack a lunch you can bet every dollar, dime, and cent you make for the rest of your lives that there is more than a fair chance that lunch will be consumed in it’s entirety BY ME, as I hand you the most painful, crushing, humiliating, and MeMoRaBLE
!!!!!BeaTDoWn!!!!!
THaT EVeN CaUSeS YoUR FRieNDZ & FaMiLy To TuRN THeIR EYES FROM!!!
Because one thing about me you assholes should have paid attention to early on is that when I fight, I don’t just
!!!!F’N BeaT CHA!!!!!
…PLea$e WHaT ARe LiFe’S LiL MoMeNTZ FoR IF NoT To La$T A F’N LiFETIME RIGHT BITCH???
And then those of you in the fraternity of people who I have at some point or another verbally or physically, or mentally accosted, humiliated, bullied, and or UTTERLY BEaTEN know that is one of the main things that makes me…WELL ME and that is the fact that there isn’t a thing in this world that both
!!!!!HuRTZ~n~F’N SuX MoRe!!!!!
THaN HaViN YOUR ASS HaNDeD To YOU BY ME!!!!
Because I remind you over every single word, thought, mental image, fact, statement, or question you may had of foolishly convinced yourself to be true about me only to have it violently and mocklingly all
!!!!!ViOLeNTLy F’N SHoVeD!!!!!
BaCK DoWn YOUR THRoaTS WHiLe I Am ALSO RaMMiNG THE TRUTH AS YOU NOW KNOW IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLES!!!
…So most of you make sure to move your heads because I am finna do it all over again because I am sick and phucking tired of being told by mother phuckers backstage…People who think them my peers or superiors who tell me how to conduct my business, who want to try and tell me the right way to run a wrestling promotion, well ladies and gentz and everything in between to those of you who look down on me, who can’t stand me, who are willing to corrupt and completely sell their decency down the river like it never even existed in the first place and think your judgemental, hypocritical, and out most and especially
!!!!!F’N InSuFFeRaBLe!!!!
STuPiDiTiES, IGNoRaNCeZ, AND FLAT OUT LIEZ, ANd THEN PiCK YOUR HeaD Up AND TaKe A F’N LooK!!!
What is it you see standing before you here and now? You see
!!!! The DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT !!!!!
…THe GoT DaMN
~$~ PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa ~$~
TWo KnICK NaMeZ I CaMe UP WiT & EaRNeD THe OLD Fa$HioNeD WAY!!!!
Which is more than most of you that presently inhabit my business, our business which just so happens to be THE BUSINESS OF PRO WRESTLING! I don’t know what it is or if it is even just one thing in particular, but something about the generation that presently inhabits and controls the business are straight up
!!!!!F’N P.A.T.H.E.T.I.C.!!!!!
WHo DoNT DeSeRVe anD DiDN’T EVeN ReaLLy EaRN THe CRoWN’s THeY’Ve AWaRDeD THeMSeLVe$!!!
One of the main things I came out to share with the Outlaw Nation and the entire pro wrestling world out there right now is that we here at Outlaw Pro Wrestling believe those crowns most of you have foolishly placed on your brows and have talked yourself into believing and attempting to pass off as the truth when you if you ever told a
!!!!!BiGGeR F’N LiE IN YOUR STuPiD LiFe!!!!!!
…YOUR MoMMa SHoULDa oR ACTUaLLy DID F’N WHooP YOU FoR IT!!!
And I built this got damn wrestling promotion from JACK SHIT! From the ashes of an era that the stars themselves seemingly allowed to be torched and turned to ash, and the foundation laid by a generation who was hungry, ruthless, and determined to be spoken about and remembered as THE GREATS as we fought and phucking FORCED literal WRESTLING EMPIRES ON THEIR KNEES AND at our
!!!!!F’N FEET!!!!!
GoD SaVe and SPaRe G-FeD and FeD WaRZ…THE DEARLY DEPARTED!!!
And I stand here today boys and girls to inform you all…Every person who calls themself a fan of pro wrestling…For anyone who works for any company that brings their particular brand of pro wrestling to your head and heart every single week can officially right here and right now, consider this YOUR GOT DAMN
!!!!!!N.O.T.I.C.E.!!!!!!!
…And Do TRY and ReMeMBeR ThaT It’s LiKeLy THE ONLY GOT DAMN ONE YOUR EVER GUNNA GET AT THAT, YA MoRoNZ!!!
Because from here on out myself and the members of the roster that make up Outlaw Pro Wrestling will carry ourselves like the WARRIORS, ICONZ, LEGENDZ, and FLAT OUT
!!!!!!F’N IMMoRTALZ!!!!!
WE ARE & WERE F’N BoRN To BE!!!!!
And the rest of you would do VeRy F’N WeLL to take that LoNG, but NeCeSSaRy trip down to the HOME FuGGiN DePoT, WHeRe YoU TWaTZ and TaLLyWHaCKeRZ can go inside two by two if you wanna be poetic about it, so that you can at very long last do the right thing for once in your miserable and forgettable LiVeS and purchase any and all necessary tools and materials that you may need when you go back outside find that perfect spot and then finally
!!!!!BuiLD THaT F’N BRiDGe!!!!!
SO THaT YoU May ALSo anD AT LoNG F’N L.A.S.T.
~!$!~ GeT THe PHuCK OvER YOURSeLVeS~!$!~
…WHiCH PLeaSE BeLiEVE ReaLLy SHouLDN’T TaKE ALL THaT LoNG!!!
Because there is no one…Not a single person from my preset generation that can connect the dots, or make sense of how we DeVoLVeD INTO YALL!!! Don’t get me wrong there is talent in the game today, as much as there has ever been as a matter of fact and for the sake of giving CREDIT where it IS INDeeD FaCT DUE!!! But what most of you are foolishly and embarrassingly trying to push off as talent today is a crime that all responsible for be not only reprimanded but made a
!!!!F’N EXAMPLE OUT OF!!!!!
For To SULLY The TRUE MEANING of GREATNESS in THIS BUSINESS IS A CRIME oF The MoST PROFoUnD and OBSCeNe iN NaTuRe!!!!
And as far as myself and the other OUTLAWZ are phucking concerned will be punishable as such! ANd we won’t even have to show our faces in your FI$HeR PRiCe PRoMoTiONZ to prove it either!!! But as of this very moment I am MAKING A RULiNG ON THIS RIGHT F’N NOW…You wanna call yourself great in this business and have anyone look at you with even a shred of actual belief you will have to come here and phuckin
!!!!!PRY IT!!!!!!
FRoM OUR KoLD DeaD FiNGeR TiPS!!!!!!
Here we do what when we say we want! Like this city we are preforming in right now we make our OWN BeD TiMe, because we are the reasons the lights are turned on, and we are the only ones capable of SHUTTING THEM OFF! Week by week, segment by segment, or match by match Outlaw Pro Wrestling will once again on a weekly basis see your jaws dropped on the floor as we bring you the absolute best FROM THE ABSOLUTE BEST this business has or will ever know! We hit harder, we speak LOUDER! We may be a collection of degenerates, doliquents, savages, and criminals this business has ever known, but that’s because eerie pick pocket in Outlaw Pro Wrestling can
!!!!!STEAL THE F’N SHoW!!!!!!
In ANy AND EVERY OTHER WRESTLING PROMOTION FOUND ON THIS ROCK!!!!
Our shows are action packed from stop to finish, and we all dump it all week in and week out in this got damn ring because that is who every one of those dip shits is in the back, and even if that weren’t true…I WOULD NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE EVER SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN THE ABSOLUTE BEST, because I made my mind up sitting in that nasty dingy orphanage in the French Quater damn near 30 years ago that is what I was going to have…And every battle, every fight, scrap, tussle, failure, detour, sacrifice, drop of blood or drop of tear has been in service to building exactly that! So even though I wasn’t quick enough to make sure it was our name, one of the main reasons they aint here no more is because it was always truer about us than it ever was them in any shape form or fashion was that collection of wrestlers mismanaged by self serving drama queens who are actually just a couple of ROYAL JACKASSES who watched us trying to figure out why they called themselves
!!!!!!2nD-2-F’N NoNe!!!!!
WHEN THEY WERE BARLEY THAT ON A F’N GOOD DAY!!!!!
But I caame out here to let the general public know that no longer will I bite my tongue, nor will I concern myself with the sincerely and seriously hurt and injured BUTTS, BoNEZ, and EGO’S OF THE INFERIOR! I know we live in an age where we are supposed to promote EQUALITY….and that’s FINE…I mean it’s kinda gay, and pointless, but that’s another story as well as aside from the fact that may be true about every on planet Earth SAVE THIS BUSINESSS! This business is about WAR…PHUCKING FIGHTING for every scrap of an inch you ever get…It’s about winners and losers, superiors and inferiors…And from this day forward those of you that foolishly compare yourselves to us will be doing well to live long enough to see themselves and their kingdoms and empires crumble underneath their feet as we turn them into the new picture perfect DEFINITION of INFERIOR!!! So you fans can decide for yourselves right here and now…You can keep doin what yall been doin and just bide your time till me and mine F’N COME FOR YOU AND
!!!!EVERYTHiNG YoU F’N GOT!!!!
ONLY TO SIT ON UR KNEES WHILE YOU WATCH US DANCE, DRINK, PISS, AND FUCK ON ANY AND EVERYTHING YALL BUILT TILL It’S THE NOTHING IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN!!!!
ANd you can blame me personally! You can see that Im down at the ring all alone! Because I can bear the brunt of it…I can stand before every single one of you and you can hate me more than you have ever hated anything in your entire lives…ANd it’s still fine by me because deep down I know restoring the business to what it was when I broke into it will be a PRICE
!!!!!F’N WORTH PAYING!!!!!
WITH EVERY LIFE AND SOUL THAT’S EVER CONTRIBUTED TO IT!!!
This is a war…This is a got damn struggle and to treat it as anything less is a joke and a lie YOU convince yourselves of because you are infraid or are just a flat out phucking FAILURE! So in hope of not putting too fine a point on it, to sum it all up I am officially declaring war on PRO WRESTLING AS A WHOLE! IT IS TIME TO PURGE THE WEAK AND INFERIOR FROM HER RANKS FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD! As anyone who makes a mockery of this business by making a mockery out of themselves and having the audacity to call it creativity will have your skulls smashed against the hard walls of reality and as your phucking brain matter pollutes the unbreakable stone of those walls everyone will see just how much of what you thought was creative and great in this business. And I make you all one more promise, I will fight this war in the same fashion I fought any and every battle I have ever fought in my entire life and or career! Like a desperate raving, violent, remorseless LUNATIC, for whom survival is the one and only conceptual
!!!!!F’N OUTCOME!!!!!
….AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT F’N GREATNESS ACTUALLY IS!!!!!
ANd as you can see it means a great deal to me, I actually can promise you it means way more to me than it does any of yall…Which is how I have made it this far and how I will take my words from the realm of opinion and have them join my countless others that I personally forced into the REALM OF FACT OVER THE COURSE OF
!!!!30 F’N YEARZ!!!!!
AND I PROMISE I DON’T & WON’T FIGHT ANY OTHER WAY THAN DIRTY!
Because I don’t and won’t accept any kind of victory save the only type of victory I have enjoyed over the course of my career which is of course the top shelf brand. The one everyone else has to keep locked and guarded from the grubby humanoids who would pollute it just by havig it touching their inferior fingers…And that my friends is of course
!!!!!ABSOLUTE VICTORY!!!!!!
WHiCH IS JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING IT’S ALL OR NOTHING!!!!
Ive come to far to be anything else! So if you are on this roster…IN this company right here and right know, my words go from opinion to fact starting today starting here in my wrestling promotion, because I am sure by the way Im talking right now most of you back there think you got it made in the shade just because you are already on the team…SO if that is what you think, I suggest you take this small moment Im finna afford you to
!!!!!ALTER YOUR OPINION!!!!!
…OR SIT THE NEXT CPL OF PLAYS OUT BECAUSE EVERY MEMBER OF THIS ROSTER WILL PROVE THEY DESERVE THE SPOT THEY HAVE!!!
…Don’t believe me?...ASK YOUR BOY
!!!!!CHRIS GIBSON!!!!!
WHO?...NO ONE YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR FORGETTING ALREADY!!!
I can do it back behind that curtain, out here in the ring it makes no difference the moment it becomes apparent one of you MoUTH BReaTHeRZ PROVeZ YoURSELVeS UNWoRTHy oF YoUR position here among the immortals of this business then that will be the moment you feel exactly what your shit feels like after you
!!!!!!F’N FLuSH IT!!!!!
AND THEN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY FORGET ABOUT IT!!!
And rightfully phucking so! So get ready OUTLAWZ because I promise everyone…Fan, announcer, ref, talent, vendor, by stander, and stranger walking this world that until the new OPW Immortal CHampion is CROWNED if I don’t see every single one of you trying to make a case for yourself then YOU WILL BE SEEN AND DEEMED FOR WHAT YOU ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN…INFERIOR AND WILL THEN BE TREATED ACCORDINGLY…ANd if you leave OPW with even a single shred of dignity still to your name please believe me when I say Earth will not have seen such a
!!!!!!F’N MIRACLE!!!!!
SiNCe Mo$eS n THe ReD Sea, JeSuS WaLKeD oN WaTeR, OR THE INTERNET WAS CREATED AND SUDDENLY BOOBZ COULD BE SEEN FOR FREE BY THOSE WILLING TO LOOK!!!
K now that the roster has been properly addressed and hopefully passionately MoTiVaTeD, it’s time to address the other group of people who stand in the way of me being able to build this wrestling promotion into the pro wrestling DYNASTY it was born to become will be that small tiny cabinet or collection of suits who call themselves THe HBO Board of Directors for Outlaw Pro Wrestling! Gentlemen I was hoping this could have done another way but your stubbornness on certain and most aspects of my vision for the future will ultimately prove foolish and sad for you because in insisting and trying to force any phucking thing on me and my wrestling promotion that I didn’t sign off on or agree with will be as fatal a mistake as falling asleep around a bunch of
!!!!!F’n WHiTe DuDeZ!!!!!
THEN WAKING UP IN THE NEXT MORNING TO BE THE FIRST OF COUNTLESS OTHERS TO BEAR WITNESS THE MUTILATION AND HUMILITY THEIR CRUEL ALOCHOL AND RESEN STAINED MINDS SAW FIT TO INFLICT UPON YOU!
ANd you will be left looking as foolish as the phucking FOOL you were to doubt or convince yourself that you wouldn’t be forced to suffer the humility and torment that is the agony of defeat at my hands to stand in opposition of us and our ascent to the top! SO gentlemen I believe I have made myself QUITE CLEAR HERE! I have said it as plainly, as directly, and as rudely as I possibly could because when I turn and walk back up that ramp I want there to be no DOUBT or question about my position and actions going forward! It will be my way or the HIGHWAY and if anyone doesn’t like it you know how to find us, and you are more than welcome to join us here and do your best to keep me from the future I want, and see how that
!!!!!!F’N WORX OuT FoR YA!!!!!!
(yo…HEY psst, SPOILER ALERT BITCH) IT AINT GUNNA BE PRETTY!!!
Unless you are the type of cat that finds mangled meatsacks sitting in pools of bullshit, failure while their dreams are disrespectfully crashed and smashed into a million bagillion pieces for nothing but amusement, while they ponder the meaning of their own existence and the value of their miserable lives as I put their mortality into a…uh let’s call it a
!!!!!!PeR$PeCTiVe!!!!!!!
THAT FORCED THEM TO SEE IT FOR THE BIG WORTHLESS PILE OF NOTHING IT IS AND ALWAYS WUZ!!!
WHich if that is your idea of pretty, then stay tuned because I’m LEONARDO DIViNci OF RUINING LIVES AND CAREERS, nothing actually makes me happier! The only thing that matters to me is what I want and victory and you wouldnt believe what I am willing to do to get both of them, but a lot of you are whether you know it or not are now walking on a road paved by the concrete of destiny to bring you to the exact destination and the day will come where sooner or later everyone of you
~$~ !!!!! FuX RoUND n FiNDZ OuT !!!!! ~$~
WHy OVERLOOKiN and OR uNDERe$TiMaTiNG ME IS HaZaRDoUS TO UR HEALTH, LIKE DRINKIN F’N DRANO!!!!
And believe it or not HBO boys, I didnt want to come out here and speak like this about you. I have gathered over the past few years developed and understanding and even a talent for the ways and interworkings of doing good business, but I’m a plain man always have been! I speak the way I do because more than anything else it may or may not be perceived to be, the one thing every word that falls from my lips winds up being sooner or later is the PHUCKING TRUTH, and that is exactly why I tell any and everyone I have ever spoken a word to in my entire life to at one point or another cordially and warmly invited, suggested, and recommend they do the only thing that is left to do once I am done defeating, beating, and breaking them…And that is force them to accept my words and actions as if they were F’N GOSPEL, adjusting their point of views of practically any and everything they ever thought they knew about themselves…FORCE FEED THEM THE CRUMBS OF MY NEW FUTURE THAT MY GRACE MAY OR MAY NOT AFFORD THEM A SPOT IN, or I could just phucking put it the same way I always have and always phucking will and just tell everyone who’s ears and eyes reached this here tonight to take a deep breathe, you can even close your eyes and bow your heads if you wanna…Take a minute take twelve, because when you lift your head and open your eyes it will be to a much different world than you left, and that is precisely why it is is in any and all of your best INTEREST to
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
WHiLE YoU ARE STILL IN POSITION TO PRETEND LIKE YOU HAVE ANY OTHER OPTIONZ!!!!
Suddenly ReMeMBeR The Name by Ed SHereen, Eminem & 50 Cent begins to blare over the PA system until the horrid sound of a record scratching or skipping echoes unpleasently throughout the sold out Nassau Coliseum until we are all blessed with abrupt and absolute SILENCE!!!! Or so we thought
*BooMBOOMBooMBOOMBooMBOOMBooMBOOMBooMBOOMBooMBOOMBooMBOOM*
…The OUTLAWtron seemingly explodes but its just fire works as suddenly the stage light beams seem to burn a bit brighter than they did a few moments ago…as every and any spotlight in the entire arena leaves the ring and shoots towards the entrance ramp, as the camera quickly switches to LA Johnny Stylez who has quickly removed his sunglasses and is looking up at the entry way with rage and doubt as he tries to run through the list of suspects in his mind who might be this foolish or brave to stick their nose in his business right here! And he doesnt even have to wait long to get his answer as suddenly on the OUTLAWtron we cut backstage where the biggest, blackest, stretchest limo youve ever seen in your life puls around back, but doesn’t stop at the back parking lot. It keeps driving where we see we see some OPW employees are standing by a back gate big enough for the limo to drive into as the fans erupt by the confusion and mystery the present has afforded us…
The limo keeps slowly creeping as suddenly the silence of the arena is interrupted by the heavy unmistakeable voice and drum beats of VOLBEAT as their song STILL COUNTING echoes throughout the arena. The fans then pop as the stretch black limo pulls up on the side of the entry ramp. It comes to a complete stop and suddenly we see the moon roof of the limo open up as suddenly three of LA Johnny Stylez three most popular PORN STARS stand up seemingly in the middle of a wet and wild party going on inside of the limo complete with tecno music and foam. Jayden James, Olivia Austin, and Rachel Cavelli stand with their hands up yelling out to the sold out crowd who would all literally murder the person sitting next to them if it got them in that limo for twenty five minutes!!!
LA Johnny Stylez’s expression switches from rage to confusion as his head tilts to the side and looks at three of his greatest employees in their smiling faces as we see him mouth the infamous expression that one does when they find themselves in this particular situation…
???W.T.F???
NONE F’N OTHER
FORMER 6 TiME NEW EDGE WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
THE WINNER OF THE VERY FIRST TERRORDOME
FORMER CO-OWNER OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING
PERMANENT PAIN IN THE ASS OF LA JOHNNY STYLEZ
THE ONE AND ONLY GOLDEN BOY HIMSELF ROGER F’N WRIGHT STEPS OUT OF THE LIMO FOAM PARTY!!!
Now understand this ladies and gentlemen only by the narrowest of margins and contexts clues is even the shrewedest EYE able to deduce that this man standing before us half soaked in LIMO PORN STAR APPROVED FOAM, freshly frosted tips, black designer leather pants, a long strong silver chain running from one of his front belt buckles to his back left pocket. Thick rimmed black designer sunglasses and a brand new OPW T-shirt with an arrow pointing up at his face and below the large red arrow are the red letters that read
!!!ALWAYS WRIGHT!!!
…Which Would Make The Rest oF YOU…YUP!!!
(DUH!!!)
Roger just stands there for a moment as if taking some of Johnny’s advice and affording himself, the sold out assau Coliseum, the fans watching at home, at the man who owns the fucking joint standing in the center of the ring looking like someone asked him to find the square rote of 8932 in Chinese!!! Roger looks at the expression on everyone’s faces and can’t help but explode in laughteras he slowly lifts his hands to his eyes and removes his thick rimmed Designer sunglasses and his eyes shoot up as he excitedly waves at his arch rival and former business partner LA Johnny Stylez.
Which once Johnny’s eyes proccess and realize who they are glaring at the moment the information reaches his brain his eyes immediately roll as he immediately dismisses everything on the surface that seems different about the man walking towards him right now, because if Johnny made the same mistake he accused everyone else of making about him and underestimating the change made in the man before him there was a voice in the back of his head telling him over and over he would regret it! SOi Stylez remained cool…FOR NOW! WHat choice did he have?
Taj Escobar: WELL STRIP ME NAKED AND CALL ME BRUTUS MICHEAL HANCHO!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT…It’s…it’s ROGER WRIGHT?
What the hell is he doing here? WHere the hell has he been we havent seen him since our first show back when Miss Michelle…Mason Moore: When she handed him his ass and crowned herself Xtradition Champion! We saw Roger show up and cost Michelle’s main squeeze the OPW Legacy CHampionship later that night in the night’s Main Event and havent heard hide or hair from him since…But he surprisingly looks really good, and I have three really good friends who will be giving me detailed descriptions of just how good he as after this little show is over tonight! I mean I can’t believe my eyes he looks like a completely different PERSON ALMOST!!!!
Taj Escobar: Definitely not like the wounded brooding hero look he always has, this guy standing before us in Roger’s skin has a smirk like he hasn’t acare in the got damn world…Like he has never suffered at the hands of that greedy selfish asshole standing in the ring looking like a DUMB ASS!!! THings seem to be getting interesting!
Mason Moore: The look on Johnny’s face tells us everything we need to know about this here moment! Proving there is a first time for EVERYTHING, because I’d be willing to wager both of our paychecks and maybe even a double handed BJ that Johnny Stylez, as much as he would never admit it is in the exact same boat everyone else watching this is in and is dying for Roger to get his ass in the ring grab a mic and tell us ALL WHATS UP?
Taj Escobar: Well we won’t have to wait much longercause he is making his way to the ring as we speak! Ohhh dear Lord why do I have this sinking feeling in my gut this aint gunna end well?
Mason Moore: Because as much as things may have changed…SOme things just never do, and with this cat and dog scenario that is Roger Wright and LA Johnny Stylez you can always count on DRAMA going down in spades most of the time! Call em rivals, call em enemies, call em whatever you want but some of the greatest moments of these men’s lives professionally speaking and not have been at the other’s expense…And it would seem a brand new chapter is fixing to be written right here and right now on THE BEST GOT DAMN WRESTLING TO EVER BE BROADCAST FOR PUBLIC VIEWING FRIDAY NIGHT F’N SHoWCa$e!!!!
Roger slowly makes his way toward the ring. When he makes it to the ring he walks around and holds his hand up at Johnny waving again as Johnny just extends his middle finger as Roger chuckles to himself while lowering his head and shaking it as he arrogantly walks around the side of the ring over to where Ring Announer Royal Powerhouse is sitting ready with the mic in his hand, but as Roger gets within 4 steps of him Royal P knows what time it is as hewilligly holds the black OPW mic out in the air as Roger seemingly glides right by and takes as he then turns an walks up the steel steps quickly throwing his boot through the middle rope as he stops to look up at Johnny once more as he playfully straddles the middle rope and bounces up and down on it laughing in Johnny’s face as Johnny’s confused look doesn’t break, he still just demands in the form of the question that has in these last few moments before the biggest elephant the Nassau Coliseum has seen in quite some time, as Roger then shoots up to his feet as he slightly lunges at Johnny before jerking as Johnny raises his hands hoping to prevent dropping by a WRIGHT STUFF for the millionth time. But Roger was just trying toi make Johnny jump and that much is evident as Roger points and laughs as he removes his sunglasses and places slightly on his forehead tucking his blonde hair behind them, as his smile doesn’t falter despite Johnny’s full blown DEATH SCOWL…
Johnny as usual has quickly gotten his fill of being upstaged so he shouts into the mic…
LA Johnny Stylez: OK ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!!!! CUT THE PHUCKING MUSIC RIGHT PHUCKING N…
Before Johnny can finish screaming the sentence into the mic without hesitation or care Roger reaches out and slaps the mic out of Johnny’s hands as Johnny’s eyes almost buldge out of his skull in disbelief, but before he can act or react Roger just looks his rival directly in his eyes holds his index finger in his face before Johnny attempts to smack it out of the air and Roger plainly says…
Roger Wright: SHUT UP!!!!!
The Nassau Coliseum howls in approval as Johnny’s mouth is moving 90 to nothing but Roger remains cool calm and collected as he looks at Johnny damn near throwing a temper tantrum in the middle of the ring while he cooly puts his sunglasses back on and shakes his head lowering his head waiting for Johnny to finish….He then looks around with a smart ass grin on his face as the fans let out a pop before he lifts the mic and begins again!
Roger Wright: You don’t, you don’t write! I mean you own, run, and operate a wrestling promotion with someone and you think they would care enough to invite ME to watch him be given away as the bride on whatever cell block you wound up on at RyKeR’z! But no worries Johnny My DUDE, but know that is why you weren’t invited to the little party I stupidly exited to get in the ring so I could stand here and talk to YOUR DUMB ASS!!! So do me a favor will ya and wipe that that dumb ass look on your face because you really shouldn’t be surprised Johnny! I mean angry? Yeah I could understand that? Jealous to the point of INSANITY?...
If we are just being honest is actually the ViBe im getting off you wright now my GUY!!! Which again totally understandable because if you could wrap your head around my life ever since that night…WHen was it…What was the name of that stupid little payperview we did the night you got booked into the big house?...International Incident right! That’s the one! I almost completely fucking forgot about that stupid show! Man did you look stupid with your pouty lip out mad as fuck because in one night your entire kingdom was turned upside down and the only place gravity felt like it should deposit itself is right ontop of your head! Knowing you can look left or you could look WRIGHT and was faced with an empty maddening and just flat out sad fact that you really had no one to blame for all of it outside of YOURSELF!!!
I saw that look the same night down in Baton Rouge a few years ago after the first TerrorDoMe when you had to watch me leave The SUPER DOME YOUR OWN BACKYARD STILL THE NEW EDGE WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! WHat? Don’t look at me with that face Johnny, you don’t even have a belt for me to take from you, so stop being DUMB!!!
Johnny quickly shoots his head around trying to locate the mic Roger knocked out of his hand and when he does he looks at Roger and keeps his eyes there and his lips moving the entire time it takes him to bend down and pic the mic up and start replying…
LA Johnny Stylez: UHHHH, I beg your pardon GOLDEN BITCH, BUT
?HoW F’N DARE YOU?SHOW YOUR FACE ON MY GOT DAMN SHOWCASE ACTING LIKE THE DUDE WHO LOST HIS VIRGINITY TO THE SMOKIN HOT CHEERLEADER COACH AND HOMEROOM TEACHER!!!
You don’t show that stupid face of yours, get your ass kicked by a dime store TRAMP like the present reigning and defending OPW Xtradition Champion Miss Michelle then show up a few weeks later like it aint never happen, or more importantly that any of us forgot just who and what you are! Which is precisely what you’ve always been, a BOTTOM FEEDING NUT DANGLING HAS BEEN DOOMED TO WALK THE ROAD OF A NEVER WAS!!!
Roger Wright: Mr. Stylez YOU WOUND ME!!! Surely you think much more highly of the man who has fucked up more of you plans then ever police precinct from New York to LoS ANGeLES COMBINED!!!! The same man who could turn the lights out any moment I CHOOSE as I give you just another helping of my own special recipe of HUMBLE PIE I have served your stupid ass more times than I care to recall I and the rest of these people here know as TH WRIGHT STUFF! Now Johnny Stylez I can understand you are upset and quite frankly I don’t even blame you, I’ll even go as far and admit if the shoe was on the other foot I’d probably be pissed too…But the shoe aint on the other foot is it Johnny? You may have your boot straps strapped and your laces all tied snug and tightly…But if you don’t take it down a notch I give you my word before I leave this ring tonight I will WRIGHT STUFF YOU OUT OF THOSE BOOTS and YOU KNOW I CAN DO IT! NOW what’s it gunna be? Talk like gentlemen or THE HARD WAY? Because hear me Johnny…HEAR ME OUT BROTHER, because again believe it or not I came out here to offer you my assistance and if you have any interest on actually putting seeing this company become the place where the sun rises every day then for once in your got damn life LISTEN AND DON’T FUCKING SPEAK FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!
THe fans let out another huge pop as Johnny’s face has almost turned an entirely new shade of red not seen by any other man, woman, or child on this planet before as Johnny removes his sunglasses at the same time he removes his fedora. He gently tosses the sunglasses inside of his hat and then slightly bends down and tosses his fedora holding his sunglasses onto the ground as he immediately gets in Roger’s face as the two butt heads as Johnny’s mouth is moving 90 to nothin as he backs up and puts the mic to his lips as he paces back and fourth almost laughing in disbelief as he still looks at Roger’s slightly altered appearance and demeaor…
LA Johnny Stylez: YOU?...THe man who I have murderd with these two hands MORE TIMES IN MY DREAMS THAN ANY SANE MAN WOULD EVER PUBLICALLY ACKNOWLEDGE! YOU my arch rival…The man who’s life I have tried to and have destroyed more times than are worth keeping count?...WANTS TO…OR JUST FLAT OUT THINKS HE CAN WALK OUT HERE LOOKIN LIKE YOU JUST STEPPED OUT OF FROM FREAKY DEAKY GAS CHAMBER THAT BON JOVI OR STEVE TYLER FROM AEROSMITH STEP INTO A FEW HOURS BEFORE ONE OF THEIR SHOWS SO THEY APPEAR TO STILL BE THE HUGE DEALS THEY WERE ONCE UPON A TIME! But this is me HERE ROGER! I have broken you down when you were at your BEST BROTHER! SUre you popped me in the mouth a time or two…But let’s not sit here and pretend like our rivalry aside from one or two times doesn’t read like an ALMANAC OF ANY AND EVERY TIME I HANDED YOU YOUR ASS LIVE AND IN LIVING COLOR?...YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP ME?...YOU THINK I WOULD EVER TAKE YOUR HELP AGAIN? Like last time? Huh?
“PaRTNeR”
WHeRE THE PHUCK WERE YOU WHEN THEY RIPPED OUR COMPANY OUT FROM UNDER US AND THEN TOOK IT UP NORTH TO PASS OFF AS THEIR OWN???
Roger Wright: Ohhhh Johnny! HA I KNEW IT!!! I FUCKIN KNEW IT!!! YOU FUCKIN MISSED ME DUDE!!!
THe crowd roars as Johnny’s head violently and furiously shakes openly denying such a heinous and preposterous allegation as Roger’s smile just grows as he chuckles..
Roger Wright: Yeah…yeah you did…You don’t have to admit it out here Mr. SUPER COOL GUY…But I know deep down in here…IN your sweet little heart you sat around getting your three hots then laying your head down on your itty bitty cot worrying about your good buddy Roger’s well being hoping I made it out there alive and unscathed so that we may rise again! BUt the day never came did it Johnny?...You won’t ever admit it to me aloud or even to yourself in private that a small part of you did indeed fact hope that my freedom would lead to some sort of rally…That despite the harm we had done to each other while working for and running OPW that I would put all of that aside and come help you fight the wars we would have to to get your wrestling company back! And maybe that is why you are presently steaming under the collar as we speak, but really Johnny? I mean REALLY DUDE? If you expected me to do anything other than what I did, which was find out about the actual plans your little “SyNDiCaTe BUTT BUDDIES had planned for you and the company and I took advantage of a very hot market and I sold my share of this shithole to the HBO BOYS that presently call themselves your partners and I set out on a personal journey of ENLIGHTENMENT that quite frankly I wish I would have done much sooner, but since that is an impossibility save for the bright minds of a Ted Theodore Logan and Sean ESQUIRE, all I can do with me and myself is look ahead Johnny! Because I did hear a little bit of what you have had to say about the future of this place and I have heard your opposition’s as well…or well maybe I should say your “new partners” philosophy and I assure you they couldn’t be further from each other! And believe me when I tell you Johnny my boy if you wind up being forced to live in a world where it’s their vision of OPW that guides us into and defines our FUTURE it will most likely be the thing that finally RUINS and BREAKS YOU, which would be worth watching from the skybox with a box of popcorn and maybe a candy apple, but as much as I hate to admit it we are cut from the same cloth Johnny! We are forever intertwined and linked to one each other because our legacies…MINE AND YOURZ were built formed and fashioned by us beating the teel tole SHIT out of ONE ANOTHER INBETWEEN THESE ROPES! So if you are put down and defeated then in a sense so am I
…and I dunno about you MAN, but I aint tryin to go out like that! In fact I’d much rather remind everyone ESPECIALLY YOU JOHNNY BOY that the reason most of the time these people cheer me and BOO YOU is because even Stevie Wonder can clearly see why I’m so much easier to like, which also happens to translate into me being much more marketable and just over all the SUPERIOR choice when it came to things between the two of us! So to hopefully not put too fine a point on it, our legacies are tied together Johnny…ANd seeing as though only one of the spots on your six man for Heavy is The CROWN which is two SHOWCa$eS away MY DUDE!
You need someone you can count on to get the job done and done THE WRIGHT WAY! ANd quite frankly at the sheer risk of sounding completeness presumptuous Johnny, I don’t think there is anyone walking this planet presently that is more well informed on just how affective I can be when I set my mind to something then YOU my FRIENENMY!!! You look confused…That was a lot of information to process…especially someone as shallow as you, that was a lot of truth to choke down so why don’t you take some of your own advice mi amigo and
!!!TaKe!!!
-A-
??MiNuTe??
…DId I Get IT RIGHT? NO…OHH WELL WHO GIVES A SHIT???
Point is Johnny you may have noticed that ever since you announced the little party that is going to go down at your little pay per view no one…NOT ONE PERSON has come to you to even pretend to offer to want to be on your bitch ass team! And that is because not only do they not like you…But they don’t trust you because at the end of the day the only person you are worried about is YOURSELF!!!! And while that is no different from my own attitude these days Johnny, I bring it up because you still have to put a team together and because of you being…
WELL YOU YOUR OPTIONS are…well they are limited if I can put it as mildly as I possibly could without alarming you and everyone else to the truth of the matter is that most of them would gladly stand back and watch you go out there a team of one and watch JMONT and HBO’s team kick you and your dream to pieces like you were bragging about doing to so many others a few minutes ago! But believe me when I tell you Johnny I’m not the same dude you spent most of your career BULLYING! I am not asking or suggesting you allow me a spot on your team because I like or want your respect, I think you still the same self serving insufferable prick I’ve always known you to be
…But facts are facts as you said and the fact about this and YOUR immediate situation Johnny is THAT YOU FUCKIN NEED ME AS MUCH AS I NEED YOU! The sooner you realize that the better off and the loser to the future you sat out here and described at length putting everyone from the cheap seats to the nosebleed section sound asleep describing! SO what’s it gonna be HOT SHOT??? YOUR PRIDE AND HATRED, or what you sat out here and tried to claim was more important to you than anything else…which is your own IMMORTALITY! History is written by the victorious, and the match way your dumb ass booked it…THE WINNING TEAM will decide the immediate course OPW takes, and if you choose wrong Johnny Stylez the only thing immortal about you will be your regret!! SO do yourself a favor and on the way back to your office or guerilla stop at a concession stand and get yourself a TWIX and take a moment and chew that one over…Or ya know what? Over the years I have found the WRIGHT WAY to come to important decisions like these is to find a quiet nook and see if you could ya know shut your widdle mean man eyes and ya know sleep on it…HERE ALLOW ME A CHANCE TO DEMONSTRATE!!!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: PHUC…
Before Johnny can finish speaking or even realize what is happening to him Roger slides in close like a damn water moccasin and then strikes with the effective and decisiveness of the cold blooded killer as he drills LA Johnny Stylez into the canvas with THE WRIGHT STUFF!!!! The fans in the sold out arena let out a huge pop that seemingly shakes the building alerting all bystanders that once again Outlaw Pro Wrestling was LIVE and as always were leaving us all on the edge of our seats as Roger Wright quickly kips up like HBK patting his chest he stands over Johnny and makes a pillow motion with his hands as he bends down to pick up the mic he dropped while dropping Johnny and says…
Roger Wright: MANNNN I can’t believe YOU STILL FALL FOR THAT SHIT DUDE!!! I WANT AN ANSWER BEFORE THE SHOW GOES OFF THE AIR TONIGHT GOT IT??? OHHH AND JOHNNY IF YOU MAKE THE WRONG CHOICE I PROMISE YOU THOSE FAT DUMB FUCKS OVER ON THE HBO SIDE OF THIS BUILDING WON’T BE THE ONLY ASSHOLES LIVING TO MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR STUPID DECISIONS! SO FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE MAKE THE FUCKING WRIGHT CHOICE YA DUMB DICK! See ya around Man! Friday Nights huh?...I DIG IT!!! Let’s DO THIS!!!!
The sarcasm dripping off of every single word flowing from Roger’s mouth isn’t lost on anyone as the fans let out a pop…but not a pop that THE GOLDEN BOY is accustomed to. It’s almost the fans were confused by the man their recgonized, but there was something different…Something off about this Roger Wright, and what that was exactly still remains to be seen, which winds up being just another reason you all now have to make sure you tune in and don’t miss a single moment of when OPW lights up your FRIDAY NIGHT WITH THE GREATEST EPISODIC WRESTLING SHOW TO EVER BROADCAST
Taj Escobar: Ladies and gentlemen the only thing we or I can say at this point is to sternly remind you all that this is
FRIDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE!!!
ANd we are OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING
Mason Moore: And that means WE ARE THE BEST…Which makes us BETTER THAN any and everyone else who tries or pretends to convince themselves or each one of you that they do what we do…But no one does what we do, because here in The DuB we DO SHIT THE WRIGHT WAY, which makes any and everything else…COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY WRONG!!! So make sure you get your asses back here for our first match cause we got another great show lined up for ya here tonight we will be right back! Don’t none of YOU FUCKERS EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING ANYWHERE ELSE, cause we are both well aware it is indeed Friday Night but we know none of yall got anything better to do anyway! So why not watch us be awesome? K LoVe YOU BE RIGHT BACK BYEEEEEEEE
