Post by lajohnnystylez on Apr 6, 2020 1:07:12 GMT -5
Tommy Kain and Jesse Styles trading punches from their epic one on one encounter
Hunter Valentyne slamming his shovel into Roger Wright’s face.
Al Envy deadlifting Gabriel Tuck into the GBE
Jayson Violence putting Jose Sanchez in the INSTAGRAMMA HAMMAH
Tyler Knowles Having His Hand Raised After Defeating McVay.
Johnny Stylez drilling Brandon Moore with the Insult-2-Injury .
Roger Wright murdering REDRUM off the top rope with The Wright Stuff
Xavier Wolf planting Donnie McVay in the center of the ring and then standing up dusting his hands off
Apathy Kicking Donnie McVay RIGHT IN THE BALL SACK
Lissie Hope Drilling Allison Riggs Preston With The OPW Southern Championship Belt
Seth Iser jumping off the top rope drilling Al Envy With His Black Magik Tombstone Piledriver
Scotty Adams Being Handed the OPW XKoRE CHAMPIONSHIP
Donnie McVay taking Roger Wright and Tyler Knowles out with a crowbar.
Anicka Swann falling down ontop of Johnny Stylez
Blair Buchannan-Stylez hitting Jesse with The Photo Op (Lethal Injection)
The Wolf Brothers Hugging After Being Handed the OPW Immortal Tag Team TItles
Chamber holding up the Yungblood Championship TItle moments after pulling it down from the cable above the ring.
Tommy Kain Getting His Hand Raised After Defeating Eddie Havok
Blair Buchannan-Stylez CELEBRATING AFTER WINNING THE OPW SOUTHERN TITLE
Hunter Valentyne standing in the entrance ramp with the XKoRe title around his waist and both middle fingers high in the air flipping off his opponents and every man, woman, and child in attendance there that night.
And the final shot is of Anicka Swan putting the OPW Immortal TItle around her waist and having her hand raised by both LA Johnny Stylez and Roger Wright as we then cut to a live shot on a massive sea of bodies as there isn’t a free space to be found on Bourbon Street, as a WWIII esq Fireworks Display kicks off and we hear the loud, drunken raving crowd going ballistic as it is time once again for Outlaw Pro Wrestling’s special Tuesday Edition of Monday Night SHOWCASE!!
As the song breaks out into a solo we then cut to a live feed of the jam packed middle of Bourbon Street as they are jam packed all the way to balconies every single one os filled with people going crazy and holding up their signs And as always seemingly everyone in attendance this evening brougt a sign in and as the song fnishes up the camera focuses in on a few of the signs.
TYLER KNOWLES TOTALLY SUX BRO!!!!
HAVOK WAS SCREWED!!!
OPW FINALLY HAS HOPE!!!
WHERE IS ALLISON???
I CAME FOR BLAIR’S NAKED CHICKEN...BREASTS!!!
PuReKoRe>XKoRe
OPW DOESN’T NEGOTIATE WITH #INSURGENCE
#FBMOORE
14 DOWN 7 MORE TO GO #YOUCANDOITPHEELY
DON’T WORRY CHEETAH I’LL MARRY YOU!!!
ANICKA SWAN THE IMMORTAL OUTLAW!!!
BOURBON STREET FIGHT OVER HERE!!!!
The song then hits its final notes as once again we see the top right balcony section wth a huge sign draped over it that says
++THE COOL RIFLE SECTION++
****BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,BOOM****
A POWERFUL FIREWORKS DISPLAY as 4 Bottle Rockets shoot down from the rafters and hit the entrance ramp which then lights up 19 large sparklers that causes the fans to erupt with a huge pop
We then go right down ringside where we find ourselves looking at the greatest announce team in the industry today. Taj Escobar the VOICE of the OUTLAW Nation, Mason Moore the Monday Night Mistress, and Vince Walters-...Well it’s Vince Walters! The fans begin to chant
OPW, OPW, OPW, OPW
As Taj and his announce team smile and then do their best to try and speak over the very lively NEW ORLEANS crowd here tonight. As the camera centers right in front of OUTLAWZ the home base of operations for Outlaw Pro Wrestling. The half strip club half corporate office of Johnny Stylez and the dat to day operations of Outlaw Pro Wrestling. There we see our three announcers stading by. Taj is dressed in a black suit and has a purple mardi gras mask on and some very gawdy purple, yellow, and green beads hanging around his neck. Mason Moore looks just like you think she would. A very very short pair of black jean shorts and a purple tube top. She has one of those small top hats hanging on the side of her head and she has purple, green, and gold face paint like a mardi gras mask around her face. She has some light up Fluer De Lis beads hanging around her neck that she had to do some rather RISQUEE things for which you can see for yourselves over at BRAZZERS.COM, and Vince Walters is wearing a pair of black and gold fleur di lis pants and a SHOW YOUR TITS t-shirt and you can’t even see his neck he has so many mardi gras beads on.
Taj Escobar: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! IT IS FAT FRICKEN TUESDAY and THIS IS SHOWCASE! WHAT A HUGGGGE NIGHT DO WE HAVE FOR YOU ALL HERE TONIGHT!
Mason Moore: CORRECTAMUNDO! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER INSIDE OF A STEEL CAGE ANICKA SWAN WILL CLIMB IN THAT RING AND DEFEND HER OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP against THe Leader of Insurgence The SOPHISTICATED PSYCHOPATH DONNIE McVAY!!!!
Vince Walters: NOT TO MENTION! Tensions are at an all time high as tonight in the Co-Main Event...The makeshift team of Hunter Valentyne and Jesse Styles take on Syndicate Members OPW Southern Champion Blair Buchannan-Stylez and her husband the OWNER of Outlaw Pro Wrestling LA Johnny Stylez!
Taj Escobar: Also the PuReKoRe TITle WILL BE DEFENDED FOR THE FIRST TIME HERE TONIGHT as Scotty Adams puts the Gold on the line against The Mexican Nightmare Jose Sanchez that should be a wild one!
Mason Moore: And Ophelia only has seven days left on her sentence, Jayson Violene has to be lurking around looking to provide some hope to get her through what will probablty be the longest seven days of her entire life!
Vince Walters: And speaking of Hope! Lissie Hope finally after almost a month of playing cat and mouse with Allsion Riggs Preston is going to climb into an OPW ring for the very first time..TONIGHT LISSIE HOPE goes one on one with former Youngblood Champion Eddie FREAKIN HAVOK!
Taj Escobar: That and so much more ladies and gentlemen! Take a look at this absolutleyt insane crowd we have on hand here tonight! I would love to tell you all that they have been drinking since early this morning but…
Mason Moore: But this is freakin Bourbon Street and this is freakin Mardi Gras most of these assholes out here have been drnking since last Friday! I know I have!
Vince Walters: Uh-OH Mason...I think I hear em calling for ya!!!!
The crowd immediatley breaks out into a
SHOW YOURTITS
SHOW YOUR TITS
SHOW YOUR TITS
Mason Moore then bends down picks up a one of the large HANDGRENADE souvenir cups slurps down the rest of her drink and removes her head set. The crowd cheers so loud it woke up some people in Baton Rouge 45 minutes away. SHe saunters out into the middle of the street as the fans are cheering so loudly it almost shakes the ground. Mason does a sexy little strip tease before looking up at the balcony of mostly college males who have some of the most extravagant beads you have ever seen promising to throw them to Mason if she delivers the goods...She winks at the camera before taking her hands and pulling down her tube top. Once those nipples hit the air it looks like there is a Hurricane of beads that just go flying at Mason. And not just the regular crap beads...We are talking huge, light up, glow in the dark, if its a cool set of beads its being thrown at Mason as we speak. She covers back up and picks up the coolest ones as the fans chant
THANK YOU MASON
THOSE ARE AWESOME
THANK YOU MASON
THOSE ARE AWESOME
Vince Walters: SWEET BABY JESUS I think every bead on Bourbon Street was just thrown at Mason Moore!
Taj Escobar: You’d think so wouldn’t ya! But one thing about this place is no matter what there is always more!
Vince Walters: More of what?
Mason Moore: EXACTLY Mr. Walters EXACTLY! GAWD I FUCKIN LOVE THIS COMPANY!!!
Suddenly “The Resistance” By Skillet blares over the PA System as for once the crowd does not erupt in a chorus of boos...For once they are phucking cheering...And cheering loudly...Now that may be because LA Johnny Stylez is a hometown boy his front office is right in front of us for crying out loud….Or maybe because The members of the Syndicate aren’t just walking down to the ring like they do normally...No there is a HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND PLAYING THE OPENING DRUM PART OF THE RESISTANCE and men carrying large propane light torches as people on the street throw spare change and hand them dollars and then right behind them is a large and extravagant MARDI GRAS FLOAT designed specifically for the SYNDICATE. It is their logo with a GIANT SKULL with the fedora cocked sideways and a cigar hanging out of it’s mouth and a large sign underneath it that says THe $YNDiCaTe: WHeRe IT’Z GooD 2 BE T.H.E. BaD GuyZ!!!! On the second tier of the float are fellow Syndicate members Seth Iser, Chamber, MC, Tyler Knowles they are wearing their Syndicate tshirts and are throwing beads to an adoring crowd who are screaming the typical
“THROW ME SOMETHING MISTERRRRR”
As Chamber and MC seem to be having fun trying to coax a very attractive black hair blue eyed female on the balcony to show her goods if she wants the special SYNDICATE Logo light up beads that were especially made for this evening. After some coaxing from MC and the crowd the girl who has dark skeen but we can see is beet red finally throws caution to the wind and lifts up her shirt to reveal an actually remarkable set of tits complete with two bolt nipple piercings. At that point ever member of the Syndicate start lauching beads and jello-shots up at the balcony as the fans start to chant
OPW
OPW
OPW
THen they start to cheer as there is an explosion and the skull ontop of the float comes undone..One side, then the second side, a third and a fourth to reveal none other Than The PaRaGoNa Of AMeRiKaNA, and his unbelievably gorgeous wife The Outlaw Pro Wrestling Southern Heavyweight Champion Blair Buchannan along with Hazard standing front and center with his arms folded glaring daggers into the crowd for any would be morons who might think about taking a shot at the two BiG Easy ICONZ. Hazard is wearing a brand new
Action Wrestling
F’N
B.L.O.W.Z. B.A.L.L.Z.
T-shirt that as we understand sold out not fifteen minutes after the offical OPW merchandise stand opened for business thirty minutes before the show went live.
Johnny’s dressed in a pair of black slacks with silver metallic pinstripes and a pair of diamond studded suspenders hanging down from his waist, black patent leather shoes with silver metal wingbacks, a black tank top, and a pair of sunglasses resting on the tip of his nose.
Blair was dressed in a short fishnet style dress with the netting made completely of diamonds which were strung together, revealing a glimpse of black lace lingerie beneath. She was carried down the ramp by her long tanned legs which were punctuated by a pair of super high stilettos. Her long auburn hair, pulled over to one shoulder to make room for the Southern Heavyweight Title which was draped across the other one, bounced with each step she took.
The float stops just before they make it to the ring and as it does some members of the OPW crew come out wearing black and gold mardi gras masks and open the float and roll out a red carpet for the members of the Syndicate to walk on as they make their way into the ring. As they get in the ring Chamber and Knowles climb on opposite sides of the turnbuckles and call out to the fans as Johnny and Blair cheers each other with a jello shot as Johnny crumbles the white paper container it was in and throws it aside as he removes the mic from his back pocket throws his arm over Seth Iser and begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: What’s GooD BoURBoN STREET?....YaLL MiSS US?
The fans respond in kind as they pop huge...Thank God there aint a roof over this crowd tonight! Johnny looks at Iser and acts like he didn’t hear em though. So he shakes his head and puts the mic back to his lips and he says…
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh I’m phuckin sorry! I thought we were on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras and thanx to yours truly...The show kicked off a few moment ago with yall getting a damn good look at some handcrafted yet heavenly envisioned porn star boobs...Which is better than most of the boobs yall see on this street during this holiday anyway...So I’ll ask you asshats one more phuckin time...Because we need to make sure they hear us in whatever bingo hall Action Wrestling is posted up in tonight wishing they were half as cool as us...So Bourbon Street…?....
??WHAT’s F’N GooD???
OPW, OPW, OPW, OPW, OPW, OPW
LA Johnny Stylez: Now that’s more phuckin like it! So here we are AGAIN...Live on Bourbon Street, in New Orleans Louisiana, celebrating one of my favorite holidays in the world! A holiday that is meant for all of mankind to come down here and induldge yourselves in induldgence go ahead and get all of your phuckin sinnnnnnnnn out of your system, because tomorrow morning is ASH WEDNESDAY and Lent begins! And for those of you that aren’t Catholic...Lent is a time in the Catholic Church where ever year the members of the congregation give up something...Sacrifice something for 40 days and 40 nights as they do so to commemorate the death and Resurrection of Jesus Christ. Yup bet yall didn’t know your boy remembers his history lessons! But tonight Outlaw Pro Wrestling goes through something very similar. Because tonight is about sacrafices...Tonight is about ressurections, and tonight is about The Syndicate helping push forward our vision...OUR GOAL of pure pro wrestling dominance as never seen before! And to kick this shit off right I would like to announce ladies and gentlemen that Outlaw Pro Wrestling has indeed come to terms with a particular prominent Television station to air ShowCase every single week live on Monday F’N NIGHTS! And as much as I wish I could tell you who it is...I signed an agreement that stated I would not be able to do so until all paper work has been signed and everything is made offical! So seeing as tonight OPW helps New Orleans Lousiana celebrate the last night of Mardi Gras..I’d say that gives us roughly two hours and forty five minutes to make those major TV network executives change their minds...What do yall mother phuckers think?
CROWD POPS YET AGAIN as Johnny smirks and gives his wife a kiss on the cheek.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh and before we take this party up stairs to my office...There is one more piece of business I’d like to discuss out here right now...So if the Immortal Champion Anicka Swan is back there...Would you kindly bring that phat ass of yours out here right now and join us?...We have some BuSiNESS TO DISCUSS!!
“Whore” by In This Moment blares over the PA System as all the fans pop almost as loudly if not louder for the OPW Immortal Champion as they did for the hometown heros. Johnny and Blair look out at the crowd with a look of displeased shock as smoke rises from the entry way and out steps Roger Wright who has a huge smirk on his face, as he is wearing a pair of blue jeans and a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off revealing his perfectly formed arms. He stops and points at the entry way and then the crowd really gets revved up as out steps the OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion dressed like a MARDI GRAS FEMALE LUCIFER. THe naughtiest little outfit that belongs on the rack of any HUSTLER lingerie store in America. Anicka was dressed in a pair of thigh high black latex high heeled boots, a black bodysuit which flung to her body like a second skin ending high up on her thighs with a plunging neckline to boast her ample cleavage, a pair of black latex elbow length gloves, and a pair of gold metallic devil horns sprouting from her head through a that long black mane of hair.
her robust breasts are all but begging to come out and play. She has a mic in her hands, and holds her hands high in the air at the center of the enrance ramp as all the fans are screaming at the top of her lungs as in one hand a mic and the other hand the OPW 3 Skulled IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE BELT. The fans are chanting her name as Roger is doing the bow motion with his hands. She takes her index finger and runs it up Roger’s chest and up his neck until she reaches his chin and pulls him in for a long good Big Easy Bourbon Street wet kiss that the fans cheer and pop very loudly for.
LA Johnny Stylez: Alright alright, alright...Cut that crappy music off! Roger! GOOD TO SEE YOU BUD! Actually
!!!!NoT ReaLLy!!!!!
NiCe To SEE Anni LeT YoU HaVe YoUR BaLLZ BACK LONG ENOUGH TO JOIN US OUT HERE FOR NO REASON CHUMP!!!
Roger Wright: Ohh I came out here for a reason Johnny! I haven’t gotten your check this week to cover your bandwith cost for the month! I’d hate to have to shut you down and have all those people be forced to go get their porn from somewhere else like Naughty America or PUREMATURE or…
LA Johnny Stylez: SHUT YOUR PHUCKIN MOUTH ASSHOLE! Don’t think I haven’t been paying close attention ya phuckin splooge sock! I heard they gave you your marching papers over there in CLASSLESS WRESTLING! Never been one to say I told ya so...but I
!!!!!F’N TOLD YA SO!!!!!
...YA F’N DILDO!!!!!
So knowing that if you want to make a living in this business anymore, I think we both know Outlaw Pro Wrestling is the only game in town! Because you leaving the Overrated Bingo Hall BITCH FEST known as Action Wrestling is just a formality...They needed you a whole hell of a lot more than you needed them! But that aint the case here is it Rodg? So if I were you I’d cool it with all this bandwith nonsense, before you are out of a job completley and are forced to sit at home with an apron on waiting for Mamma up there to bring home the BACON! And I know you two are soooooo content with playing the modern couple on TV, but don’t think for two seconds I don’t know there is some part of you inside deep down small as it may or may not be that eats you alive that you walked out of that arena empty handed at WrestleCade and have everyday since been forced to watch your GIRLFRIEND get all the attnetion that you used to get! Now you are just holding her purse that happens to carry around your
!!!!F’N NUTSACK!!!!
….And Oddly Enough Stil LIKel TOTALLY MATCHES YOUR OUTFIT!!!
So here is what I am going to do...Since I am a business man at heart these days! Roger I will give you seven...Count them seven days to withdraw the high bandwith prices and let the good porn watching people of this country go back to watching the top porn provider in the world provide them with the service at the price I originally did...Or Roger I will make your life such a living hell you will regret the day you ever thought about coming back into pro wrestling! You will wish you would have stayed buried where I and the rest of the cRu LEFT YOUR…
Roger Wright: YOU DONE?...Yeah you’re right I don’t care! Johnny listen to me and listen good! The last time we were on Bourbon Street in a situation like this I snuck in the ring and dropped you on your stupid fucking face with a Wright Stuff!` Right where you are standing now! And if you don’t shut that stupid fucking mouth of yours I swear to God before I leave here tonight I WILL DO IT AGAIN! Now I will take your seven days...And think reallll hard on what you just said! But don’t be surprised to find out that once again Roger Wright is simply two steps ahead of you! And by the time you finally catch up Johnny boy! It will already be a quater passed way to late my friend! So you and your bimbo bride enjoy the rest of the evening...I think I will sit back in the back enjoy this night off you gave me ad watch this beautiful strong unique woman defend THE...NO HER OPW Immortal Heavyweight Championship of the World against that sleeze bucket Donnie McVay!
The fans cheer and begin to hant
AN-Ni-KA
An-Ni-KA
An-Ni-KA
Anicka Swan: Now now Johnny don’t go getting all butt hurt just yet! THe show has just begun and Ani plans on having herself a VERY GOOD TIME HERE TONIGHT! But don’t worry Ani think’s she knows what you called Ani down here for! And if you want to see my boobs John, you might as well climb up onto one of these balconys and beg just like the rest of these gentlemen up here, because I think we all know boobs are just one of the several things on the very long list of items Anicka Swan has that BLAIR BUCHANNAN DOES NOT!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The crowd says as Blair Buchannan-Stylez is beside herself in the ring. Blair unhooks her ear rings and is taking off her high heels ready to throw the PHUCK DOWN>. Johnny nudges Hazard and motions for him to contain Blair while he handles this.
LA Johnny Stylez: Real cute Ani! Perhaps when you are done with Donnie later on tonight you could make a stop by Home Depot they have all the things you will need to build that bridge so that you may at long last
!!!!GET THE PHUCK OVER YOURSELF!!!!!
OR IF THAT DOESN’T WORK, Ive ANOTHER SOLUTION!!!!
Perhaps you would enlighten us and tell us who you were thinking about naming as your challenger at Injustice 4 ALL in three weeks for that Immortal Championship that I am graciously allowing you to still carry around and pretend that its yours! Ohhh and don’t forget PRINCESS if I don’t…”AGREE” with your selection, or if I think you are trying to take the easy way out...I do have my three wildcards that I won’t hesitate to throw down and make sure you do right in proving you deserve the right to call yourself Immortal Champion for the few remaining moments that you have!
Anicka sits back and smiles as she seemingly lets Johnny’s harsh words slide off of her like they were nothing She runs her tounge over her teeth as she winks at a few of the fans yelling proposing marriage in the front row beisde her, as she puts the mic back to her lips and responds to Johnny.
Anicka Swan: But Ani thought you said I had until the week before Injustice 4 ALL to name Ani’s challenger?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well I say all kinda shit DaRLIN!!! But it’s Mardi Gras we are live in the Big Easy...and since I can’t tell em what TV station picked us up, I figure we gott give em somethin?...So how about you quit dragging your phuckin feet and make a selection already!
Anicka Swan: Well Johnny it’s like this! You see you can say Ani is on borrowed time with this Immortal Champion, but I say like most things about Ani and Main Event Titles YOU ARE WRONG! This title will be around Ani’s waste for a very very VERY LONG TIME! And while Ani just like all of these fans out here don’t doubt for a single moment that Ani is going to climb in that ring tonight and beat Donnie McVay’s face bloody against those cage doors and walk out still OPW Immortal Champion of the World! Ani still has never been the type to count chickens before they hatch! So OK Ani will agree that Ani will announce who Ani intends to defend Ani’s Immortal TItle against at the Pay Per View in three weeks the moment Ani is finished handing the Commy COCKSUCKER his ass live right here on SHOWCASE! And not a moment sooner….And don’t worry silly Johnny you can keep those WildCards in your back pocket for a rainy day, because Ani can all but gurantee that you will like Ani’s selection!
LA Johnny Stylez: And how in the hell can you promise me that?
Anicka Swan: Because Silly ASS...He’s one of your guys standing in the ring with you right now! The QUESTION IS..WHICH ONE IS IT GOING TO BE??? Guess we will have to wait and see won’t we?
LA Johnny Stylez: OK sugar tits….You got yourself a deal...You just make sure you keep your eyes peeled on the ring and watch as every single one of us booked in a match this evening runs through the competition here in OPW as we continue our quest of dominance and hostile take over of Outlaw Pro Wrestling and the entire wrestling world for that matter as you use these final moments to make your careful selection about which one of us gets the first chance to make you
!!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!!
!!!!!!SoMe!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!!!
AND BRING THAT TITLE BACK HOME WHERE IT BELONGZ!!!!
Hit the got damn music! And Bourbon Street let’s show these phuckin amatuers how it’s phuckin done shall we?
Hunter Valentyne slamming his shovel into Roger Wright’s face.
Al Envy deadlifting Gabriel Tuck into the GBE
Jayson Violence putting Jose Sanchez in the INSTAGRAMMA HAMMAH
Tyler Knowles Having His Hand Raised After Defeating McVay.
Johnny Stylez drilling Brandon Moore with the Insult-2-Injury .
Roger Wright murdering REDRUM off the top rope with The Wright Stuff
Xavier Wolf planting Donnie McVay in the center of the ring and then standing up dusting his hands off
Apathy Kicking Donnie McVay RIGHT IN THE BALL SACK
Lissie Hope Drilling Allison Riggs Preston With The OPW Southern Championship Belt
Seth Iser jumping off the top rope drilling Al Envy With His Black Magik Tombstone Piledriver
Scotty Adams Being Handed the OPW XKoRE CHAMPIONSHIP
Donnie McVay taking Roger Wright and Tyler Knowles out with a crowbar.
Anicka Swann falling down ontop of Johnny Stylez
Blair Buchannan-Stylez hitting Jesse with The Photo Op (Lethal Injection)
The Wolf Brothers Hugging After Being Handed the OPW Immortal Tag Team TItles
Chamber holding up the Yungblood Championship TItle moments after pulling it down from the cable above the ring.
Tommy Kain Getting His Hand Raised After Defeating Eddie Havok
Blair Buchannan-Stylez CELEBRATING AFTER WINNING THE OPW SOUTHERN TITLE
Hunter Valentyne standing in the entrance ramp with the XKoRe title around his waist and both middle fingers high in the air flipping off his opponents and every man, woman, and child in attendance there that night.
And the final shot is of Anicka Swan putting the OPW Immortal TItle around her waist and having her hand raised by both LA Johnny Stylez and Roger Wright as we then cut to a live shot on a massive sea of bodies as there isn’t a free space to be found on Bourbon Street, as a WWIII esq Fireworks Display kicks off and we hear the loud, drunken raving crowd going ballistic as it is time once again for Outlaw Pro Wrestling’s special Tuesday Edition of Monday Night SHOWCASE!!
As the song breaks out into a solo we then cut to a live feed of the jam packed middle of Bourbon Street as they are jam packed all the way to balconies every single one os filled with people going crazy and holding up their signs And as always seemingly everyone in attendance this evening brougt a sign in and as the song fnishes up the camera focuses in on a few of the signs.
TYLER KNOWLES TOTALLY SUX BRO!!!!
HAVOK WAS SCREWED!!!
OPW FINALLY HAS HOPE!!!
WHERE IS ALLISON???
I CAME FOR BLAIR’S NAKED CHICKEN...BREASTS!!!
PuReKoRe>XKoRe
OPW DOESN’T NEGOTIATE WITH #INSURGENCE
#FBMOORE
14 DOWN 7 MORE TO GO #YOUCANDOITPHEELY
DON’T WORRY CHEETAH I’LL MARRY YOU!!!
ANICKA SWAN THE IMMORTAL OUTLAW!!!
BOURBON STREET FIGHT OVER HERE!!!!
The song then hits its final notes as once again we see the top right balcony section wth a huge sign draped over it that says
++THE COOL RIFLE SECTION++
****BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,BOOM****
A POWERFUL FIREWORKS DISPLAY as 4 Bottle Rockets shoot down from the rafters and hit the entrance ramp which then lights up 19 large sparklers that causes the fans to erupt with a huge pop
We then go right down ringside where we find ourselves looking at the greatest announce team in the industry today. Taj Escobar the VOICE of the OUTLAW Nation, Mason Moore the Monday Night Mistress, and Vince Walters-...Well it’s Vince Walters! The fans begin to chant
OPW, OPW, OPW, OPW
As Taj and his announce team smile and then do their best to try and speak over the very lively NEW ORLEANS crowd here tonight. As the camera centers right in front of OUTLAWZ the home base of operations for Outlaw Pro Wrestling. The half strip club half corporate office of Johnny Stylez and the dat to day operations of Outlaw Pro Wrestling. There we see our three announcers stading by. Taj is dressed in a black suit and has a purple mardi gras mask on and some very gawdy purple, yellow, and green beads hanging around his neck. Mason Moore looks just like you think she would. A very very short pair of black jean shorts and a purple tube top. She has one of those small top hats hanging on the side of her head and she has purple, green, and gold face paint like a mardi gras mask around her face. She has some light up Fluer De Lis beads hanging around her neck that she had to do some rather RISQUEE things for which you can see for yourselves over at BRAZZERS.COM, and Vince Walters is wearing a pair of black and gold fleur di lis pants and a SHOW YOUR TITS t-shirt and you can’t even see his neck he has so many mardi gras beads on.
Taj Escobar: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! IT IS FAT FRICKEN TUESDAY and THIS IS SHOWCASE! WHAT A HUGGGGE NIGHT DO WE HAVE FOR YOU ALL HERE TONIGHT!
Mason Moore: CORRECTAMUNDO! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER INSIDE OF A STEEL CAGE ANICKA SWAN WILL CLIMB IN THAT RING AND DEFEND HER OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP against THe Leader of Insurgence The SOPHISTICATED PSYCHOPATH DONNIE McVAY!!!!
Vince Walters: NOT TO MENTION! Tensions are at an all time high as tonight in the Co-Main Event...The makeshift team of Hunter Valentyne and Jesse Styles take on Syndicate Members OPW Southern Champion Blair Buchannan-Stylez and her husband the OWNER of Outlaw Pro Wrestling LA Johnny Stylez!
Taj Escobar: Also the PuReKoRe TITle WILL BE DEFENDED FOR THE FIRST TIME HERE TONIGHT as Scotty Adams puts the Gold on the line against The Mexican Nightmare Jose Sanchez that should be a wild one!
Mason Moore: And Ophelia only has seven days left on her sentence, Jayson Violene has to be lurking around looking to provide some hope to get her through what will probablty be the longest seven days of her entire life!
Vince Walters: And speaking of Hope! Lissie Hope finally after almost a month of playing cat and mouse with Allsion Riggs Preston is going to climb into an OPW ring for the very first time..TONIGHT LISSIE HOPE goes one on one with former Youngblood Champion Eddie FREAKIN HAVOK!
Taj Escobar: That and so much more ladies and gentlemen! Take a look at this absolutleyt insane crowd we have on hand here tonight! I would love to tell you all that they have been drinking since early this morning but…
Mason Moore: But this is freakin Bourbon Street and this is freakin Mardi Gras most of these assholes out here have been drnking since last Friday! I know I have!
Vince Walters: Uh-OH Mason...I think I hear em calling for ya!!!!
The crowd immediatley breaks out into a
SHOW YOURTITS
SHOW YOUR TITS
SHOW YOUR TITS
Mason Moore then bends down picks up a one of the large HANDGRENADE souvenir cups slurps down the rest of her drink and removes her head set. The crowd cheers so loud it woke up some people in Baton Rouge 45 minutes away. SHe saunters out into the middle of the street as the fans are cheering so loudly it almost shakes the ground. Mason does a sexy little strip tease before looking up at the balcony of mostly college males who have some of the most extravagant beads you have ever seen promising to throw them to Mason if she delivers the goods...She winks at the camera before taking her hands and pulling down her tube top. Once those nipples hit the air it looks like there is a Hurricane of beads that just go flying at Mason. And not just the regular crap beads...We are talking huge, light up, glow in the dark, if its a cool set of beads its being thrown at Mason as we speak. She covers back up and picks up the coolest ones as the fans chant
THANK YOU MASON
THOSE ARE AWESOME
THANK YOU MASON
THOSE ARE AWESOME
Vince Walters: SWEET BABY JESUS I think every bead on Bourbon Street was just thrown at Mason Moore!
Taj Escobar: You’d think so wouldn’t ya! But one thing about this place is no matter what there is always more!
Vince Walters: More of what?
Mason Moore: EXACTLY Mr. Walters EXACTLY! GAWD I FUCKIN LOVE THIS COMPANY!!!
Suddenly “The Resistance” By Skillet blares over the PA System as for once the crowd does not erupt in a chorus of boos...For once they are phucking cheering...And cheering loudly...Now that may be because LA Johnny Stylez is a hometown boy his front office is right in front of us for crying out loud….Or maybe because The members of the Syndicate aren’t just walking down to the ring like they do normally...No there is a HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND PLAYING THE OPENING DRUM PART OF THE RESISTANCE and men carrying large propane light torches as people on the street throw spare change and hand them dollars and then right behind them is a large and extravagant MARDI GRAS FLOAT designed specifically for the SYNDICATE. It is their logo with a GIANT SKULL with the fedora cocked sideways and a cigar hanging out of it’s mouth and a large sign underneath it that says THe $YNDiCaTe: WHeRe IT’Z GooD 2 BE T.H.E. BaD GuyZ!!!! On the second tier of the float are fellow Syndicate members Seth Iser, Chamber, MC, Tyler Knowles they are wearing their Syndicate tshirts and are throwing beads to an adoring crowd who are screaming the typical
“THROW ME SOMETHING MISTERRRRR”
As Chamber and MC seem to be having fun trying to coax a very attractive black hair blue eyed female on the balcony to show her goods if she wants the special SYNDICATE Logo light up beads that were especially made for this evening. After some coaxing from MC and the crowd the girl who has dark skeen but we can see is beet red finally throws caution to the wind and lifts up her shirt to reveal an actually remarkable set of tits complete with two bolt nipple piercings. At that point ever member of the Syndicate start lauching beads and jello-shots up at the balcony as the fans start to chant
OPW
OPW
OPW
THen they start to cheer as there is an explosion and the skull ontop of the float comes undone..One side, then the second side, a third and a fourth to reveal none other Than The PaRaGoNa Of AMeRiKaNA, and his unbelievably gorgeous wife The Outlaw Pro Wrestling Southern Heavyweight Champion Blair Buchannan along with Hazard standing front and center with his arms folded glaring daggers into the crowd for any would be morons who might think about taking a shot at the two BiG Easy ICONZ. Hazard is wearing a brand new
Action Wrestling
F’N
B.L.O.W.Z. B.A.L.L.Z.
T-shirt that as we understand sold out not fifteen minutes after the offical OPW merchandise stand opened for business thirty minutes before the show went live.
Johnny’s dressed in a pair of black slacks with silver metallic pinstripes and a pair of diamond studded suspenders hanging down from his waist, black patent leather shoes with silver metal wingbacks, a black tank top, and a pair of sunglasses resting on the tip of his nose.
Blair was dressed in a short fishnet style dress with the netting made completely of diamonds which were strung together, revealing a glimpse of black lace lingerie beneath. She was carried down the ramp by her long tanned legs which were punctuated by a pair of super high stilettos. Her long auburn hair, pulled over to one shoulder to make room for the Southern Heavyweight Title which was draped across the other one, bounced with each step she took.
The float stops just before they make it to the ring and as it does some members of the OPW crew come out wearing black and gold mardi gras masks and open the float and roll out a red carpet for the members of the Syndicate to walk on as they make their way into the ring. As they get in the ring Chamber and Knowles climb on opposite sides of the turnbuckles and call out to the fans as Johnny and Blair cheers each other with a jello shot as Johnny crumbles the white paper container it was in and throws it aside as he removes the mic from his back pocket throws his arm over Seth Iser and begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: What’s GooD BoURBoN STREET?....YaLL MiSS US?
The fans respond in kind as they pop huge...Thank God there aint a roof over this crowd tonight! Johnny looks at Iser and acts like he didn’t hear em though. So he shakes his head and puts the mic back to his lips and he says…
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh I’m phuckin sorry! I thought we were on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras and thanx to yours truly...The show kicked off a few moment ago with yall getting a damn good look at some handcrafted yet heavenly envisioned porn star boobs...Which is better than most of the boobs yall see on this street during this holiday anyway...So I’ll ask you asshats one more phuckin time...Because we need to make sure they hear us in whatever bingo hall Action Wrestling is posted up in tonight wishing they were half as cool as us...So Bourbon Street…?....
??WHAT’s F’N GooD???
OPW, OPW, OPW, OPW, OPW, OPW
LA Johnny Stylez: Now that’s more phuckin like it! So here we are AGAIN...Live on Bourbon Street, in New Orleans Louisiana, celebrating one of my favorite holidays in the world! A holiday that is meant for all of mankind to come down here and induldge yourselves in induldgence go ahead and get all of your phuckin sinnnnnnnnn out of your system, because tomorrow morning is ASH WEDNESDAY and Lent begins! And for those of you that aren’t Catholic...Lent is a time in the Catholic Church where ever year the members of the congregation give up something...Sacrifice something for 40 days and 40 nights as they do so to commemorate the death and Resurrection of Jesus Christ. Yup bet yall didn’t know your boy remembers his history lessons! But tonight Outlaw Pro Wrestling goes through something very similar. Because tonight is about sacrafices...Tonight is about ressurections, and tonight is about The Syndicate helping push forward our vision...OUR GOAL of pure pro wrestling dominance as never seen before! And to kick this shit off right I would like to announce ladies and gentlemen that Outlaw Pro Wrestling has indeed come to terms with a particular prominent Television station to air ShowCase every single week live on Monday F’N NIGHTS! And as much as I wish I could tell you who it is...I signed an agreement that stated I would not be able to do so until all paper work has been signed and everything is made offical! So seeing as tonight OPW helps New Orleans Lousiana celebrate the last night of Mardi Gras..I’d say that gives us roughly two hours and forty five minutes to make those major TV network executives change their minds...What do yall mother phuckers think?
CROWD POPS YET AGAIN as Johnny smirks and gives his wife a kiss on the cheek.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh and before we take this party up stairs to my office...There is one more piece of business I’d like to discuss out here right now...So if the Immortal Champion Anicka Swan is back there...Would you kindly bring that phat ass of yours out here right now and join us?...We have some BuSiNESS TO DISCUSS!!
“Whore” by In This Moment blares over the PA System as all the fans pop almost as loudly if not louder for the OPW Immortal Champion as they did for the hometown heros. Johnny and Blair look out at the crowd with a look of displeased shock as smoke rises from the entry way and out steps Roger Wright who has a huge smirk on his face, as he is wearing a pair of blue jeans and a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off revealing his perfectly formed arms. He stops and points at the entry way and then the crowd really gets revved up as out steps the OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion dressed like a MARDI GRAS FEMALE LUCIFER. THe naughtiest little outfit that belongs on the rack of any HUSTLER lingerie store in America. Anicka was dressed in a pair of thigh high black latex high heeled boots, a black bodysuit which flung to her body like a second skin ending high up on her thighs with a plunging neckline to boast her ample cleavage, a pair of black latex elbow length gloves, and a pair of gold metallic devil horns sprouting from her head through a that long black mane of hair.
her robust breasts are all but begging to come out and play. She has a mic in her hands, and holds her hands high in the air at the center of the enrance ramp as all the fans are screaming at the top of her lungs as in one hand a mic and the other hand the OPW 3 Skulled IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE BELT. The fans are chanting her name as Roger is doing the bow motion with his hands. She takes her index finger and runs it up Roger’s chest and up his neck until she reaches his chin and pulls him in for a long good Big Easy Bourbon Street wet kiss that the fans cheer and pop very loudly for.
LA Johnny Stylez: Alright alright, alright...Cut that crappy music off! Roger! GOOD TO SEE YOU BUD! Actually
!!!!NoT ReaLLy!!!!!
NiCe To SEE Anni LeT YoU HaVe YoUR BaLLZ BACK LONG ENOUGH TO JOIN US OUT HERE FOR NO REASON CHUMP!!!
Roger Wright: Ohh I came out here for a reason Johnny! I haven’t gotten your check this week to cover your bandwith cost for the month! I’d hate to have to shut you down and have all those people be forced to go get their porn from somewhere else like Naughty America or PUREMATURE or…
LA Johnny Stylez: SHUT YOUR PHUCKIN MOUTH ASSHOLE! Don’t think I haven’t been paying close attention ya phuckin splooge sock! I heard they gave you your marching papers over there in CLASSLESS WRESTLING! Never been one to say I told ya so...but I
!!!!!F’N TOLD YA SO!!!!!
...YA F’N DILDO!!!!!
So knowing that if you want to make a living in this business anymore, I think we both know Outlaw Pro Wrestling is the only game in town! Because you leaving the Overrated Bingo Hall BITCH FEST known as Action Wrestling is just a formality...They needed you a whole hell of a lot more than you needed them! But that aint the case here is it Rodg? So if I were you I’d cool it with all this bandwith nonsense, before you are out of a job completley and are forced to sit at home with an apron on waiting for Mamma up there to bring home the BACON! And I know you two are soooooo content with playing the modern couple on TV, but don’t think for two seconds I don’t know there is some part of you inside deep down small as it may or may not be that eats you alive that you walked out of that arena empty handed at WrestleCade and have everyday since been forced to watch your GIRLFRIEND get all the attnetion that you used to get! Now you are just holding her purse that happens to carry around your
!!!!F’N NUTSACK!!!!
….And Oddly Enough Stil LIKel TOTALLY MATCHES YOUR OUTFIT!!!
So here is what I am going to do...Since I am a business man at heart these days! Roger I will give you seven...Count them seven days to withdraw the high bandwith prices and let the good porn watching people of this country go back to watching the top porn provider in the world provide them with the service at the price I originally did...Or Roger I will make your life such a living hell you will regret the day you ever thought about coming back into pro wrestling! You will wish you would have stayed buried where I and the rest of the cRu LEFT YOUR…
Roger Wright: YOU DONE?...Yeah you’re right I don’t care! Johnny listen to me and listen good! The last time we were on Bourbon Street in a situation like this I snuck in the ring and dropped you on your stupid fucking face with a Wright Stuff!` Right where you are standing now! And if you don’t shut that stupid fucking mouth of yours I swear to God before I leave here tonight I WILL DO IT AGAIN! Now I will take your seven days...And think reallll hard on what you just said! But don’t be surprised to find out that once again Roger Wright is simply two steps ahead of you! And by the time you finally catch up Johnny boy! It will already be a quater passed way to late my friend! So you and your bimbo bride enjoy the rest of the evening...I think I will sit back in the back enjoy this night off you gave me ad watch this beautiful strong unique woman defend THE...NO HER OPW Immortal Heavyweight Championship of the World against that sleeze bucket Donnie McVay!
The fans cheer and begin to hant
AN-Ni-KA
An-Ni-KA
An-Ni-KA
Anicka Swan: Now now Johnny don’t go getting all butt hurt just yet! THe show has just begun and Ani plans on having herself a VERY GOOD TIME HERE TONIGHT! But don’t worry Ani think’s she knows what you called Ani down here for! And if you want to see my boobs John, you might as well climb up onto one of these balconys and beg just like the rest of these gentlemen up here, because I think we all know boobs are just one of the several things on the very long list of items Anicka Swan has that BLAIR BUCHANNAN DOES NOT!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The crowd says as Blair Buchannan-Stylez is beside herself in the ring. Blair unhooks her ear rings and is taking off her high heels ready to throw the PHUCK DOWN>. Johnny nudges Hazard and motions for him to contain Blair while he handles this.
LA Johnny Stylez: Real cute Ani! Perhaps when you are done with Donnie later on tonight you could make a stop by Home Depot they have all the things you will need to build that bridge so that you may at long last
!!!!GET THE PHUCK OVER YOURSELF!!!!!
OR IF THAT DOESN’T WORK, Ive ANOTHER SOLUTION!!!!
Perhaps you would enlighten us and tell us who you were thinking about naming as your challenger at Injustice 4 ALL in three weeks for that Immortal Championship that I am graciously allowing you to still carry around and pretend that its yours! Ohhh and don’t forget PRINCESS if I don’t…”AGREE” with your selection, or if I think you are trying to take the easy way out...I do have my three wildcards that I won’t hesitate to throw down and make sure you do right in proving you deserve the right to call yourself Immortal Champion for the few remaining moments that you have!
Anicka sits back and smiles as she seemingly lets Johnny’s harsh words slide off of her like they were nothing She runs her tounge over her teeth as she winks at a few of the fans yelling proposing marriage in the front row beisde her, as she puts the mic back to her lips and responds to Johnny.
Anicka Swan: But Ani thought you said I had until the week before Injustice 4 ALL to name Ani’s challenger?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well I say all kinda shit DaRLIN!!! But it’s Mardi Gras we are live in the Big Easy...and since I can’t tell em what TV station picked us up, I figure we gott give em somethin?...So how about you quit dragging your phuckin feet and make a selection already!
Anicka Swan: Well Johnny it’s like this! You see you can say Ani is on borrowed time with this Immortal Champion, but I say like most things about Ani and Main Event Titles YOU ARE WRONG! This title will be around Ani’s waste for a very very VERY LONG TIME! And while Ani just like all of these fans out here don’t doubt for a single moment that Ani is going to climb in that ring tonight and beat Donnie McVay’s face bloody against those cage doors and walk out still OPW Immortal Champion of the World! Ani still has never been the type to count chickens before they hatch! So OK Ani will agree that Ani will announce who Ani intends to defend Ani’s Immortal TItle against at the Pay Per View in three weeks the moment Ani is finished handing the Commy COCKSUCKER his ass live right here on SHOWCASE! And not a moment sooner….And don’t worry silly Johnny you can keep those WildCards in your back pocket for a rainy day, because Ani can all but gurantee that you will like Ani’s selection!
LA Johnny Stylez: And how in the hell can you promise me that?
Anicka Swan: Because Silly ASS...He’s one of your guys standing in the ring with you right now! The QUESTION IS..WHICH ONE IS IT GOING TO BE??? Guess we will have to wait and see won’t we?
LA Johnny Stylez: OK sugar tits….You got yourself a deal...You just make sure you keep your eyes peeled on the ring and watch as every single one of us booked in a match this evening runs through the competition here in OPW as we continue our quest of dominance and hostile take over of Outlaw Pro Wrestling and the entire wrestling world for that matter as you use these final moments to make your careful selection about which one of us gets the first chance to make you
!!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!!
!!!!!!SoMe!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!!!
AND BRING THAT TITLE BACK HOME WHERE IT BELONGZ!!!!
Hit the got damn music! And Bourbon Street let’s show these phuckin amatuers how it’s phuckin done shall we?