Post by lajohnnystylez on Apr 23, 2020 18:49:44 GMT -5
Taj Escobar: Good evening OUTLAW NATION WELCOME TO CHICAGO and we are live and as far as we know CORONA FREE!!!
Mason Moore: And that is toatz aside from the fact that tonight we are sponsored by Dos Equis...STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS!!!
Vince Walters: I should toatz be the new Most Interesting Man In The World!!!
Taj Escobar: Why you’ve got a great job right now!
Vince Walters: Let’s not go throwing the word great around like that ok!
Mason Moore: Well you could be like the countless service industry workers right now who don’t have jobs!
Vince Walters: Uhhh, I mean like I said it’s a wonderful job. Cutting Roger’s grass on his farm that he doesn’t even stay at anymore is a perfectly good use of my time. Instead of doing my prep for the show he has me running around backstage doing all sorts of weird things...It’s like….It’s like
Mason Moore: Actual work?
Vince Walters: YEAH THAT FUCKIN SHIT IS FOR THE BIRDS!
Taj Escobar: And by prep you mean snorting that baby laxaitive Johnny sells you and smoking a pack of cigarettes!
Vince Walters: Ahhh the good ole days! I hope the next pay per view hurries up and gets here!!!
Taj Escobar: Yeah I gotta say the Injustice 4 ALL card is shaping up to be another all star studded event...Why are you looking forward to it so much?
Vince Walters: SO the Syndicate can crack the got damn whip and get the rest of the asshats on the roster back into line, and because by the time the last pay per view rolled around Johnny had managed to rid himself of all the people he had to share OPW with, and we all know it’s a matter of time before the GOOD OLE DAYS ARE BACK!
Mason Moore: Yeah cept one of those people he got rid of is here tonight and has promised not to stop until Johnny’s head was on a spike and our rasslin promotion was in ashes on the ground!
Vince Walters: Brandon Moore?...Or whatever stupid name he is going by? That’s a cheap halloween costume and Johnny got rid of him once he can do it again!
Taj Escobar: And tonight he just may have the chance to prove you right...or WRONG LIKE YOU ALWAYS ARE! Ladies and gentlemen welcome to mother fuckin TAG WARS!
Mason Moore: WIth INJUSTICE 4 ALL now two weeks away, tonight Johnny felt it was time for the first of four annual TAG WARS events where the winners of tonights one night tournament will receive both an Immortal Tag Title shot as well as Immortal Title shots as they will be forced to challenge the champion in a triple threat match!
Vince Walters: And the Syndicate is representing hardcore as The Southern Champion is going to team with Apathy, Tyler Knowles is forced to team with Aniubs and OF COURSE THE TEAM THAT’S GOING TO RUN THROUGH THIS TOURNAMENT LIKE IT AINT NOBODIES BUSINESS AND END UP WALKING AWAY WITH IT ALL THE STYLEZ FREAKIN MAFIA BABY YEAH!!!
Taj Escobar: Not to mention we got ourselves a Youngblood Championship match as brand new Champion Tyler Knowles puts his gold on the line against...Uhhh...Uhh what the fuck is her name again?
Mason Moore: HARRIS! Her name is Lauren Harris! GAHHH no wonder she said you two were a couple of idiots!
Vince Walters: She’s an idiot!
Taj Escobar: I couldn’t agre more but she might also be Youngblood Champion before the night is over with!
Vince Walters: KEEP DREAMIN SHITSTAIN aint no fricken way that’s happenin!
Mason Moore: Not to mention Al Envy and Seth Iser’s epic final battle is on the HORIZON...As they prepare to face each other in a Dog Collar Match at INJUSTICE 4 All in two weeks, and with it being so close I’m sure we can expect all kinds of fireworks to fly here tonight!
Taj Escobar: Not to mention CHAMBER the newly anointed number one contender for the OPW Immortal Championship is here this evening and the growing problems between he and Co-Owner LA Johnny Stylez are becoming a bit more noticeable here lately!
Vince Walters: HOW DARE YOU SPREAD SUCH RUBBISH! The Syndicate couldnt be anymore on the same page! Chamber was probably just trying to hold out for some more money and a few extra perks..And being the gracious and thoughtful owner he is...He gave it to him problem solved and the Syndicate’s executioner is still happily apart of the team HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Mason Moore: Did he just…?
Taj Escobar: Yeah...Yeah he did...Ohh great here we go! CAN WE HAVE ONE SHOW...JUST ONE THAT DOESN’T START WITH THIS LONG WINDED ASS CRACK COMING OUT HERE AND STIRRING UP BULLSHIT?
Mason Moore: I seriously doubt it...SO Taj just let go and learn to love it bro! Cross over the anger bridge!
Taj Escobar: Woman what in the hell are you talking about?
Mason Moore: Meh, just some stuff I picked up at rehab... I mean YOGAN! I meant yoga!
Vince Walters: Either way it’s hot!
“The Resistance” by Skillet blares over the PA System as the members of the Syndicate make their way out onto the stage. Johnny for having such a horrible week last week seems to be in high spirits with a smirk from ear to ear. He has a pair of black thick rimmed sunglasses on and a backwards black hat. He is wearing a wife beater and his wrestling pants. His wife beater says 4:19 across the top of it in bold white lettering. Blair is half dressed in her ring attire as well as she has her custom made OPW Southern Championship belt that was gifted to her by GUCCI just last week. Hazard is in front of them with his arms crossed over his massive chest as he looks out at the crowd almost in disgust as the fans rain down boos. Out behind him are Seth Iser and brand new OPW Youngblood Champion Tyler Knowles who has the OPW Youngblood Championship strapped around his waist. He has a SYNDICATE t-shirt covering up his wrestling chest while he is in his ring gear already as well. Iser just looks like the off beat PSYCHOPATH that he is as he carries his mark by his side with a super tight death grip on it. They make their way down to the ring and Johnny stops at one of the fans holding up a sign that has an old picture of Brandon Moore wearing the NCW World Heavyweight Championship belt and in black permanent marker the words written around it say..
“HIT THE ROAD JACK(oFF) and DoNT Ya CoMe BaCK No MooRe No MooRe No MOREEEEE
Johnny gives the fan a too sweet and then heads to the ring with the rest of his group. As he makes it to the center of the ring he removes the mic from his bac pocket and holds his fist in the air. The music is cut and he and Blair share a brief peck on the lips as Johnny closes his eyes for a moment and looks down. He then slowly begins to speak into the mic.
LA Johnny Stylez: I know exactly what all of you are thinking! It’s very brave for you to be out here tonight knowing that you now have a business partner who just like Me is looking for any amount of slack that could be used to fashion just the right size of noose for me to hang myself from. And to make matters even worse the fact that Bandon Moore has escaped from the St. George mental health facility and has come back demanding buckets of my blood. But Roger and Aphrodite I want you two sorry sacks of shit to look in this phucking right for me right here andf right phucking now! Once your eyez have fixated upon the screen you will two very important and distinctive things…
#1: THE SYNDICATE IS OUT IN FORCE THIS EVENING! WE ARE OF COURSE DOWN TWO MEMBERS BUT CHAMBER CALLED AND SAID HE WAS GUNNA BE A FEW MINUTES LATE!
But don’t worry ladies and gentlemen because Chamber will be here later on tonight to address him bringing the OPW Immortal Championship where it belongs home in the fold with us! Which of course brings us to reason NuMeRo DOS
2: YOU’LL NOTICE I’M SMILING THAT SMILE EVERYONE WISHES THEY COULD BUT HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO WIPE OFF MY FACE!
And do you wanna know why I’m smiling? Which of course you do this is me we are talking about here. I am smiling because I ran out of PHUCKS to give about Roger Wright and Brandon Moore a month ago! I’m over the both of them and in both of their cases a lil more so as it pertains to Roger, but these two are on time that they are borrowing from me, and when I say it’s up then back to their insignificant existence they were in the middle of before I raised them up high enough to enjoy the small success the both of them have. Because just like the last time I was faced with this problem the two of you will be dealt with in short order! And…
Suddenly the fans erupt in a HUUUGGGGEEEEEEE POP as suddenly all attention in the arena shifts focus from the ring to the audience where we see a female figure making her way down to ringside. As we she walks closer we notice her HBO access pass aging around her neck, we then look up at her face and notice that we know this girl...It’s...It’s
Taj Escobar: FORMER ACTION WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPION, and unique persoanlity Ariel Shadows! What the hell is she doing here?
Mason Moore: Well she was one of the few that has sense and wisened up to that bingo hall bitch fest that’s playing on CBS as we speak, and decided to come play for the winning team!
Vince Walters: And well the Syndicate is stading there in the center of the ring and something tells me she didn’t interrupt Johnny just to catch a beating from the biggest collection of criminals Pro Wrestling has ever known!
Taj Escobar: WHAT? She isn’t here to join them, she may be as burnt as our Co-Owner but not even she is that stupid!
Ariel Shadows makes her way down to ringside as she hops the guardrail and walks towards the ring. As she climbs to her feet Hazard goes to squash her like a bug until Johnny who looks utterly fascinated and legit surprised by this holds his hands up bidding the monster stay where he is. Johnny waits until Ariel looks him in the eyes which took a moment as Ariel was paying attention to everything in the arena BUT Johnny!
LA Johnny Stylez: Can I help you?...Listen miss I hate to be the one to break this to ya...But custodians have to hang out in the back until we are done! I don’t make the rules I just sign the pay checks yerd?
Ariel Shadows: Wow, good to see you have changed since we last saw each other in that shithole of a wrestling promotion that doesn’t even deserve to have a name including the one it insists on making people call it! But I was just wondering if you could tell me how to get back to the parking garage because I left something in my car that is very important and well I decided to get baked before the show started and I just really need to get it!@
LA Johnny Stylez:: So wait..You came all the way down here...You interupted me just to tell me that?
Arel Shadows: Well yeah, you see I kinda saw where it might cause a problem...But me getting what I left in my car is PARAMOUNT in order for this evening to reach it’s full potential greatness, and at first I wasn’t gunna come down here...But I figured since Anubis was here tonight you would know how to get out of here the quicketst..Which means you also know how to get back to the parking garage so sir if you’d please just point me in the right direction I promise I you won’t see me again tonight untl I have the letter the executive at HBO wanted me to give you...SO you fellas and Lady enjoy your circle jerk...I’ll catch you MOFO’s on the flip!....PEACE!
LA Johnny Stylez: Wai, wai, wai, waittttttttttttttttttttttt...What the phuckin fuck are you doin here woman? I don’t recall hiring you?
Ariel Shadows: That’s because I never applied to work for you! See this tag around my neck?...You’ll notice these biiiiiggggggg three letters right in the middle there….Be a big boy and tell us what they say will ya?
LA Johnny Stylez: I will NOT!
Ariel Shadows: Ohhh come on….who’s a big boy?
LA Johnny Stylez: NO!
Ariel Shadows: COME ONNNNN
LAJohnny Stylez: I SAID NO!
Ariel Shadows: Read em...Come on John John!
LA Johnny Stylez: Got damnit YA SILLY CUNT I SAID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ariel Shadows: I can literally do this all night!
LA Johnny Stylez:....hbo HBO HBO!!!! THEY SAY GOT DAMN MOTHER PHUCKIN HBO!
Ariel Shadows: Ohhh so you do know how to read! DAMN I JUST LOST FIFTY BUCKS!...John John can I borrow twenty dollars?
LA Johnny Stylez: Get your ass to the back I’ll deal with you shortly!
Ariel Shadows: K butttttt like where did we land on that 20?
LA Johnny Stylez: GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ariel Shadows: OK FINE THEN!
Ariel sticks her tounge out at Johnny as Blair sticks her tounge out at Ariel...Ariel checks Blair and then extends both of her middle fingers towards her as Blair is almost moved to violence. The fans pop loudly as Johnny has Hazard hold her back. Once she is settled down Johnny walks back over to the corner where his cousin and tag team partner this evening is standing as Johnny throws his arms over his shoulder and begins to speak once again,
LA Johnny Stylez: But before we go any further allow me to take this opportunity to welcome the NEW ENFORCER of the Syndicate...My COUSIN...The BADDEST MAN IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING...JESSE MOTHER PHUCKIIINNNNN STYYYLLLLEEESSSS….Tell em about it right quick brotha!
Jesse Styles: Ya know people. When I first arrived in OPW I had resolved to myself that I would come in here and earn everything I got by the sweat of my brow. I was going to do my best to keep my head down show up, put on a show as only I can...And then come back the next week and rise up and take it all while Johnny worked everyone else up so much they were at each others throats. But do you know wht I got for doing things most of you out there consider “the right thing?”..Nothing but a bunch of worthless cheers that got me absolutley nothing! And believe me I ran the most successful wrestling promotion of all time...I know exactly how much cheers translate into actual dollars and let me tell ya it don’t even make sense! So I then decided to go with a proven formula! From now on Jesse F’N Styles is going to be one unlucky person’s worst nightmare each ad every single week going forward! STARTING RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!
Jesse hands the mic back off to Johnny, who looks around the ring and allows the crowd to do their thing…
ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah yeah...whatever and this is your hometown boy by the way! But you’re right he is kind of an asshole isn’t he? Well tonight Jesse and I are going to run through TAGWARS droppin bitches like our fists were laced with ANTHRAX! But ya know The Syndicate is very well represented in this match...Blair my beautiful wife is going to team with Apathy...And the brand new Youngblood Champion is set to team with Anubis...The artist formerly known as Brandon Moore. Well the announcer can call you Anubis...But me I refuse...I will continue to call you by your
!!!!F’N SLAVE NAME!!!!
BeCaUse UNTIL THE DAY YOU ARE ROTTING IN HELL THAT IS ALL YOU ARE TO ME!!!
And indentured servant on a good day, because obviously you have yourself fool’d most of these fans fool’d but me...Nah I’m a tougher nut to crack as you will find out. Because let me tell you Brandon...You aint nothin but a pussy rat bitch anyway! And even if your little story about you having a twin has any truth to it what-so-ever then you still deserve every phuckin thing you endured at my or by my hand, because when it came to pulling your weight you were deadweight just like some of those girls that you sexually dissatisfied that you used to buy from Mexico and sell to Europe that were actually ya know
!!!!!D.E.A.D.!!!!
SO DON’T KID YOURSELF JACK OFF, YOU AINT THE HERO IN THIS STORY!!!
All I ever did was try to give to you! I didn’t look up to you I didn’t wanna be you. I wanted to be partners...Because when I first saw you I thought for once in this business I finally found someone who saw things the way I did, who took care of business the way I did. But at the end of the day you aint nothin but
!!!!!T.A.L.K.!!!!
...ASK ME HOW I KNOW!!!
And in all honesty it aint even good talk! Yea you might have done a little of this here and a little of that there...But the reason you can stand inside the ring again, say the name Brandon Moore and have people know exactly who the phuck you are talkng about is thanks to one man and one man only...And guess what FUCKSOCK THAT PERSON SURE AS PHUCK
!!!!AINT YOU!!!!
...SO TAKE YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME OFF AND JUST SAY THANK YOU JOHNNY!
And don’t take this too far, beause I am only going to warn you once! You keep coming after me and mother phucker that’s exactly what you are going to get...And I learn from my mistakes, the next time I put your stupid ass down...THERE WON’T BE ANY OF THIS RESSURECTION BULLSHIT that you are using to try and scare me! So Tyler?...Tyler where you at?
The Youngblood Champion steps forward, and as soon as Tyler’s hands touch the mic we hear the sound of someone shrieking in horror and absolute pain. Then suddenly every light in the arena...GOES DARK! We see lights flashing all over the arena...As we hear Anubis’s promo being replayed but instead of the words being spoken like they were everything was being whispered. We see Johnny and the Syndicate in the ring as Johnny appears to be sort of hiding behind Hazard. Suddenly we hear the scream again and again, as suddenly a single light shines in the rafters and the Chicago fans are going ballistic as we see Anubis walking along the rafters He holds his fist out and then one finger at a time opens his hand untl his hand is completley oppen and something falls. Everyone in the Syndicate moves as Johnny has them all looking on the ground to see what it was he dropped. Tyler Knowles finally picks it up and hands it to Johnny. The camera ges closer and we see that it is a cross. Johnny looks up at Anubis who flashes a very small smile and a little wave and the lights go out as the screams continue to get louder and louder as suddenly fog fills the entry way and from the sky we see a gigantic white wooden cross being lowered into the entry way, and there is a man chained and nailed to it as it sits right at the center of the entry way.
The camera does a close up and we see that it is none other than Reverend Hammer who has a sign around his neck that says…
I FOLLOWED A FOOL
I TOOK BRANDON MOORE FOR A FOOL
NOW I AM ANUBIS’S FOOL
YE BE WARNED…
Anubis then suddenly walks from right behind the cross and points right at LA Johnny Stylez as these fans are going absolutley nuts….As we slowly fade out to commercial
Mason Moore: And that is toatz aside from the fact that tonight we are sponsored by Dos Equis...STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS!!!
Vince Walters: I should toatz be the new Most Interesting Man In The World!!!
Taj Escobar: Why you’ve got a great job right now!
Vince Walters: Let’s not go throwing the word great around like that ok!
Mason Moore: Well you could be like the countless service industry workers right now who don’t have jobs!
Vince Walters: Uhhh, I mean like I said it’s a wonderful job. Cutting Roger’s grass on his farm that he doesn’t even stay at anymore is a perfectly good use of my time. Instead of doing my prep for the show he has me running around backstage doing all sorts of weird things...It’s like….It’s like
Mason Moore: Actual work?
Vince Walters: YEAH THAT FUCKIN SHIT IS FOR THE BIRDS!
Taj Escobar: And by prep you mean snorting that baby laxaitive Johnny sells you and smoking a pack of cigarettes!
Vince Walters: Ahhh the good ole days! I hope the next pay per view hurries up and gets here!!!
Taj Escobar: Yeah I gotta say the Injustice 4 ALL card is shaping up to be another all star studded event...Why are you looking forward to it so much?
Vince Walters: SO the Syndicate can crack the got damn whip and get the rest of the asshats on the roster back into line, and because by the time the last pay per view rolled around Johnny had managed to rid himself of all the people he had to share OPW with, and we all know it’s a matter of time before the GOOD OLE DAYS ARE BACK!
Mason Moore: Yeah cept one of those people he got rid of is here tonight and has promised not to stop until Johnny’s head was on a spike and our rasslin promotion was in ashes on the ground!
Vince Walters: Brandon Moore?...Or whatever stupid name he is going by? That’s a cheap halloween costume and Johnny got rid of him once he can do it again!
Taj Escobar: And tonight he just may have the chance to prove you right...or WRONG LIKE YOU ALWAYS ARE! Ladies and gentlemen welcome to mother fuckin TAG WARS!
Mason Moore: WIth INJUSTICE 4 ALL now two weeks away, tonight Johnny felt it was time for the first of four annual TAG WARS events where the winners of tonights one night tournament will receive both an Immortal Tag Title shot as well as Immortal Title shots as they will be forced to challenge the champion in a triple threat match!
Vince Walters: And the Syndicate is representing hardcore as The Southern Champion is going to team with Apathy, Tyler Knowles is forced to team with Aniubs and OF COURSE THE TEAM THAT’S GOING TO RUN THROUGH THIS TOURNAMENT LIKE IT AINT NOBODIES BUSINESS AND END UP WALKING AWAY WITH IT ALL THE STYLEZ FREAKIN MAFIA BABY YEAH!!!
Taj Escobar: Not to mention we got ourselves a Youngblood Championship match as brand new Champion Tyler Knowles puts his gold on the line against...Uhhh...Uhh what the fuck is her name again?
Mason Moore: HARRIS! Her name is Lauren Harris! GAHHH no wonder she said you two were a couple of idiots!
Vince Walters: She’s an idiot!
Taj Escobar: I couldn’t agre more but she might also be Youngblood Champion before the night is over with!
Vince Walters: KEEP DREAMIN SHITSTAIN aint no fricken way that’s happenin!
Mason Moore: Not to mention Al Envy and Seth Iser’s epic final battle is on the HORIZON...As they prepare to face each other in a Dog Collar Match at INJUSTICE 4 All in two weeks, and with it being so close I’m sure we can expect all kinds of fireworks to fly here tonight!
Taj Escobar: Not to mention CHAMBER the newly anointed number one contender for the OPW Immortal Championship is here this evening and the growing problems between he and Co-Owner LA Johnny Stylez are becoming a bit more noticeable here lately!
Vince Walters: HOW DARE YOU SPREAD SUCH RUBBISH! The Syndicate couldnt be anymore on the same page! Chamber was probably just trying to hold out for some more money and a few extra perks..And being the gracious and thoughtful owner he is...He gave it to him problem solved and the Syndicate’s executioner is still happily apart of the team HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Mason Moore: Did he just…?
Taj Escobar: Yeah...Yeah he did...Ohh great here we go! CAN WE HAVE ONE SHOW...JUST ONE THAT DOESN’T START WITH THIS LONG WINDED ASS CRACK COMING OUT HERE AND STIRRING UP BULLSHIT?
Mason Moore: I seriously doubt it...SO Taj just let go and learn to love it bro! Cross over the anger bridge!
Taj Escobar: Woman what in the hell are you talking about?
Mason Moore: Meh, just some stuff I picked up at rehab... I mean YOGAN! I meant yoga!
Vince Walters: Either way it’s hot!
“The Resistance” by Skillet blares over the PA System as the members of the Syndicate make their way out onto the stage. Johnny for having such a horrible week last week seems to be in high spirits with a smirk from ear to ear. He has a pair of black thick rimmed sunglasses on and a backwards black hat. He is wearing a wife beater and his wrestling pants. His wife beater says 4:19 across the top of it in bold white lettering. Blair is half dressed in her ring attire as well as she has her custom made OPW Southern Championship belt that was gifted to her by GUCCI just last week. Hazard is in front of them with his arms crossed over his massive chest as he looks out at the crowd almost in disgust as the fans rain down boos. Out behind him are Seth Iser and brand new OPW Youngblood Champion Tyler Knowles who has the OPW Youngblood Championship strapped around his waist. He has a SYNDICATE t-shirt covering up his wrestling chest while he is in his ring gear already as well. Iser just looks like the off beat PSYCHOPATH that he is as he carries his mark by his side with a super tight death grip on it. They make their way down to the ring and Johnny stops at one of the fans holding up a sign that has an old picture of Brandon Moore wearing the NCW World Heavyweight Championship belt and in black permanent marker the words written around it say..
“HIT THE ROAD JACK(oFF) and DoNT Ya CoMe BaCK No MooRe No MooRe No MOREEEEE
Johnny gives the fan a too sweet and then heads to the ring with the rest of his group. As he makes it to the center of the ring he removes the mic from his bac pocket and holds his fist in the air. The music is cut and he and Blair share a brief peck on the lips as Johnny closes his eyes for a moment and looks down. He then slowly begins to speak into the mic.
LA Johnny Stylez: I know exactly what all of you are thinking! It’s very brave for you to be out here tonight knowing that you now have a business partner who just like Me is looking for any amount of slack that could be used to fashion just the right size of noose for me to hang myself from. And to make matters even worse the fact that Bandon Moore has escaped from the St. George mental health facility and has come back demanding buckets of my blood. But Roger and Aphrodite I want you two sorry sacks of shit to look in this phucking right for me right here andf right phucking now! Once your eyez have fixated upon the screen you will two very important and distinctive things…
#1: THE SYNDICATE IS OUT IN FORCE THIS EVENING! WE ARE OF COURSE DOWN TWO MEMBERS BUT CHAMBER CALLED AND SAID HE WAS GUNNA BE A FEW MINUTES LATE!
But don’t worry ladies and gentlemen because Chamber will be here later on tonight to address him bringing the OPW Immortal Championship where it belongs home in the fold with us! Which of course brings us to reason NuMeRo DOS
2: YOU’LL NOTICE I’M SMILING THAT SMILE EVERYONE WISHES THEY COULD BUT HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO WIPE OFF MY FACE!
And do you wanna know why I’m smiling? Which of course you do this is me we are talking about here. I am smiling because I ran out of PHUCKS to give about Roger Wright and Brandon Moore a month ago! I’m over the both of them and in both of their cases a lil more so as it pertains to Roger, but these two are on time that they are borrowing from me, and when I say it’s up then back to their insignificant existence they were in the middle of before I raised them up high enough to enjoy the small success the both of them have. Because just like the last time I was faced with this problem the two of you will be dealt with in short order! And…
Suddenly the fans erupt in a HUUUGGGGEEEEEEE POP as suddenly all attention in the arena shifts focus from the ring to the audience where we see a female figure making her way down to ringside. As we she walks closer we notice her HBO access pass aging around her neck, we then look up at her face and notice that we know this girl...It’s...It’s
Taj Escobar: FORMER ACTION WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPION, and unique persoanlity Ariel Shadows! What the hell is she doing here?
Mason Moore: Well she was one of the few that has sense and wisened up to that bingo hall bitch fest that’s playing on CBS as we speak, and decided to come play for the winning team!
Vince Walters: And well the Syndicate is stading there in the center of the ring and something tells me she didn’t interrupt Johnny just to catch a beating from the biggest collection of criminals Pro Wrestling has ever known!
Taj Escobar: WHAT? She isn’t here to join them, she may be as burnt as our Co-Owner but not even she is that stupid!
Ariel Shadows makes her way down to ringside as she hops the guardrail and walks towards the ring. As she climbs to her feet Hazard goes to squash her like a bug until Johnny who looks utterly fascinated and legit surprised by this holds his hands up bidding the monster stay where he is. Johnny waits until Ariel looks him in the eyes which took a moment as Ariel was paying attention to everything in the arena BUT Johnny!
LA Johnny Stylez: Can I help you?...Listen miss I hate to be the one to break this to ya...But custodians have to hang out in the back until we are done! I don’t make the rules I just sign the pay checks yerd?
Ariel Shadows: Wow, good to see you have changed since we last saw each other in that shithole of a wrestling promotion that doesn’t even deserve to have a name including the one it insists on making people call it! But I was just wondering if you could tell me how to get back to the parking garage because I left something in my car that is very important and well I decided to get baked before the show started and I just really need to get it!@
LA Johnny Stylez:: So wait..You came all the way down here...You interupted me just to tell me that?
Arel Shadows: Well yeah, you see I kinda saw where it might cause a problem...But me getting what I left in my car is PARAMOUNT in order for this evening to reach it’s full potential greatness, and at first I wasn’t gunna come down here...But I figured since Anubis was here tonight you would know how to get out of here the quicketst..Which means you also know how to get back to the parking garage so sir if you’d please just point me in the right direction I promise I you won’t see me again tonight untl I have the letter the executive at HBO wanted me to give you...SO you fellas and Lady enjoy your circle jerk...I’ll catch you MOFO’s on the flip!....PEACE!
LA Johnny Stylez: Wai, wai, wai, waittttttttttttttttttttttt...What the phuckin fuck are you doin here woman? I don’t recall hiring you?
Ariel Shadows: That’s because I never applied to work for you! See this tag around my neck?...You’ll notice these biiiiiggggggg three letters right in the middle there….Be a big boy and tell us what they say will ya?
LA Johnny Stylez: I will NOT!
Ariel Shadows: Ohhh come on….who’s a big boy?
LA Johnny Stylez: NO!
Ariel Shadows: COME ONNNNN
LAJohnny Stylez: I SAID NO!
Ariel Shadows: Read em...Come on John John!
LA Johnny Stylez: Got damnit YA SILLY CUNT I SAID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ariel Shadows: I can literally do this all night!
LA Johnny Stylez:....hbo HBO HBO!!!! THEY SAY GOT DAMN MOTHER PHUCKIN HBO!
Ariel Shadows: Ohhh so you do know how to read! DAMN I JUST LOST FIFTY BUCKS!...John John can I borrow twenty dollars?
LA Johnny Stylez: Get your ass to the back I’ll deal with you shortly!
Ariel Shadows: K butttttt like where did we land on that 20?
LA Johnny Stylez: GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ariel Shadows: OK FINE THEN!
Ariel sticks her tounge out at Johnny as Blair sticks her tounge out at Ariel...Ariel checks Blair and then extends both of her middle fingers towards her as Blair is almost moved to violence. The fans pop loudly as Johnny has Hazard hold her back. Once she is settled down Johnny walks back over to the corner where his cousin and tag team partner this evening is standing as Johnny throws his arms over his shoulder and begins to speak once again,
LA Johnny Stylez: But before we go any further allow me to take this opportunity to welcome the NEW ENFORCER of the Syndicate...My COUSIN...The BADDEST MAN IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING...JESSE MOTHER PHUCKIIINNNNN STYYYLLLLEEESSSS….Tell em about it right quick brotha!
Jesse Styles: Ya know people. When I first arrived in OPW I had resolved to myself that I would come in here and earn everything I got by the sweat of my brow. I was going to do my best to keep my head down show up, put on a show as only I can...And then come back the next week and rise up and take it all while Johnny worked everyone else up so much they were at each others throats. But do you know wht I got for doing things most of you out there consider “the right thing?”..Nothing but a bunch of worthless cheers that got me absolutley nothing! And believe me I ran the most successful wrestling promotion of all time...I know exactly how much cheers translate into actual dollars and let me tell ya it don’t even make sense! So I then decided to go with a proven formula! From now on Jesse F’N Styles is going to be one unlucky person’s worst nightmare each ad every single week going forward! STARTING RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!
Jesse hands the mic back off to Johnny, who looks around the ring and allows the crowd to do their thing…
ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah yeah...whatever and this is your hometown boy by the way! But you’re right he is kind of an asshole isn’t he? Well tonight Jesse and I are going to run through TAGWARS droppin bitches like our fists were laced with ANTHRAX! But ya know The Syndicate is very well represented in this match...Blair my beautiful wife is going to team with Apathy...And the brand new Youngblood Champion is set to team with Anubis...The artist formerly known as Brandon Moore. Well the announcer can call you Anubis...But me I refuse...I will continue to call you by your
!!!!F’N SLAVE NAME!!!!
BeCaUse UNTIL THE DAY YOU ARE ROTTING IN HELL THAT IS ALL YOU ARE TO ME!!!
And indentured servant on a good day, because obviously you have yourself fool’d most of these fans fool’d but me...Nah I’m a tougher nut to crack as you will find out. Because let me tell you Brandon...You aint nothin but a pussy rat bitch anyway! And even if your little story about you having a twin has any truth to it what-so-ever then you still deserve every phuckin thing you endured at my or by my hand, because when it came to pulling your weight you were deadweight just like some of those girls that you sexually dissatisfied that you used to buy from Mexico and sell to Europe that were actually ya know
!!!!!D.E.A.D.!!!!
SO DON’T KID YOURSELF JACK OFF, YOU AINT THE HERO IN THIS STORY!!!
All I ever did was try to give to you! I didn’t look up to you I didn’t wanna be you. I wanted to be partners...Because when I first saw you I thought for once in this business I finally found someone who saw things the way I did, who took care of business the way I did. But at the end of the day you aint nothin but
!!!!!T.A.L.K.!!!!
...ASK ME HOW I KNOW!!!
And in all honesty it aint even good talk! Yea you might have done a little of this here and a little of that there...But the reason you can stand inside the ring again, say the name Brandon Moore and have people know exactly who the phuck you are talkng about is thanks to one man and one man only...And guess what FUCKSOCK THAT PERSON SURE AS PHUCK
!!!!AINT YOU!!!!
...SO TAKE YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME OFF AND JUST SAY THANK YOU JOHNNY!
And don’t take this too far, beause I am only going to warn you once! You keep coming after me and mother phucker that’s exactly what you are going to get...And I learn from my mistakes, the next time I put your stupid ass down...THERE WON’T BE ANY OF THIS RESSURECTION BULLSHIT that you are using to try and scare me! So Tyler?...Tyler where you at?
The Youngblood Champion steps forward, and as soon as Tyler’s hands touch the mic we hear the sound of someone shrieking in horror and absolute pain. Then suddenly every light in the arena...GOES DARK! We see lights flashing all over the arena...As we hear Anubis’s promo being replayed but instead of the words being spoken like they were everything was being whispered. We see Johnny and the Syndicate in the ring as Johnny appears to be sort of hiding behind Hazard. Suddenly we hear the scream again and again, as suddenly a single light shines in the rafters and the Chicago fans are going ballistic as we see Anubis walking along the rafters He holds his fist out and then one finger at a time opens his hand untl his hand is completley oppen and something falls. Everyone in the Syndicate moves as Johnny has them all looking on the ground to see what it was he dropped. Tyler Knowles finally picks it up and hands it to Johnny. The camera ges closer and we see that it is a cross. Johnny looks up at Anubis who flashes a very small smile and a little wave and the lights go out as the screams continue to get louder and louder as suddenly fog fills the entry way and from the sky we see a gigantic white wooden cross being lowered into the entry way, and there is a man chained and nailed to it as it sits right at the center of the entry way.
The camera does a close up and we see that it is none other than Reverend Hammer who has a sign around his neck that says…
I FOLLOWED A FOOL
I TOOK BRANDON MOORE FOR A FOOL
NOW I AM ANUBIS’S FOOL
YE BE WARNED…
Anubis then suddenly walks from right behind the cross and points right at LA Johnny Stylez as these fans are going absolutley nuts….As we slowly fade out to commercial