Post by lajohnnystylez on Apr 23, 2020 21:46:29 GMT -5
Taj Escobar: And now Ladies and Gentlemen it is MAIN EVENT TIME HERE AT TAG WARZ!!!
Mason Moore: AND WHAT A FUCKIN MATCH THIS IS ABOUT TO BE!!!
Vince Walters: Ohh my it’s so easy to see why everyone loves ya Mase you are such a lady!
Mason Moore: I fuckin know right?
Taj Escobar: Uhhh right! So anyway the Stylez Mafia have got to be the odds on favorite to come away with this one. They are former Hardcore Wrestling Alliance Tag Team Champions former Wrestling Championship Federation Tag Team Champions and then of course the big one former New Edge Wrestling Tag Team Champions. They’ve known each other from diapers basically and have been working together in this business for almost two decades!
Mason Moore: Then ya got the other team comprised of Tyler Knowles and Anubis! Anubis has made his intentions very clear about what he wants to accomplish here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling since his return last week.
Vince Walters: And on his team unfortunately is none other than current Youngblood Champion Tyler Knowles who for those of you that have been living under a rock and don’t know Tyler Knowles is sort of the corner stone member of The Syndicate, someone who was described as the “NEAR AND CLEAR FUTURE of OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING” and that is a direct quote from our Co-OWNER himself!
Taj Escobar: I don’t believe anyone here is doubting the level of talent that our Youngblood Champon has as we have seen it on display ourselves here tonight as he has wrestled all the way through this tournament through some very very stiff competition in addition to defending his Youngblood Championship at the beginning of the show. But when you have a man like Anubis who is as focused, as driven, and as bloodthirsty as he is I find it easy to doubt there is any kind of scheme or plan the Syndicate can devise that he can’t bust through!
Mason Moore: But as we saw with Le’Andra Fury eariler this evening Johnny always seems to have an ace up his sleeve and it seems every week the Syndicate grows stronger and stronger!
Vince Walters: And don’t you forget it sister!
Taj Escobar: Well let us also not forget that right after Tyler Knowle’s youngblood Championship match eariler this evening Chamber came out here and had some rather sharp words for his Syndicate stablemate Johnny Stylez who of which hasn’t even pretended to respond to any of that here tonight, and knowing Chamber I really don’t think he is willing to wait until next week to get them!
Mason Moore: Yah but the time for speculation and everything else inbetween to be suspended temporarily as it is MAIN EVENT TIME!
Taj Escobar: Right and other than the bragging rights of winning the first Tag Wars Event, the winners of this prestegious event will be granted a shot at the Immortal World Tag Team Titles, as an Immortal Title shot for both members to face the Champion in a triple threat on an episode of Monday Night ShowCa$e to be determined at a later date! As well as being the first team to qualify for the Ultimate Tag Warz match that will take place later on this year which as I’ve been told by my sources the purse for winning the final Tag Warz event is utterly astronomical!
Mason Moore: So let’s take this down to my best and most frequent customer Royal Powerhouse for the INTRODUCTIONS!
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Both teams are already in the ring as they stand side by side in their respective corners as Royal Powerhouse stands in the center of the ring wearing a black and white tuxedo with th sleeves ripped off and a red and yellow bowtie, as the fans give him a cheer when he puts the mic up to his lips and begins to speak.
Royal Powerhouse: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS CHILDREN OF ALL AGESSSSS BROTHERRRRR THE FOLLOWING IS THE MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE TAG WARZ MAINNNNN EVENT OF THE EVENING AND FINALS OF THE VERY FIRST TAG WARZ TOURNAMENT! THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST SHALL BE THE FIRST TEAM TO QUALIFY FOR THE ULTIMATE TAG WARZ EVENT AND SHALL BE GIVEN AN OPPORTUNITY TO COMPETE FOR THE OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS OF THE WORLD! Introducing first from the WILDKARD brackett with a comined weight of 438lbs they are current Outlaw Pro Wrestling YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPION TYLERRR KNOOOOWLLLEEESSSS, and his partner The Outlaw Pro Wrestling Angel of DEATHHHH ANUBISSSSSS!!!!
The fans give a loud pop as even though they may not like Knowles their love for Anubis outweighs it obviously by an actual ton! Tyler is jumping around doing some stretches getting ready while Anubis just stands there not taking his eyes of Johnny Stylez, who takes one giant step forward after Powerhouse has finished his introduction and gets right in Anubis face which causes the fans to cheer louder.
Taj Escobar: Man this is gunna be fuckin awesome!
Mason Moore: And given what VInce’s boss said before we came back from our final break, I seriously doubt Tyler Knowles wants his Youngblood Championship stripped so he may have to showcase that talent Johnny spent so much time bragging about against he and Jesse!
Vince Walters: LIVE ON SHOWCASE! HA see what I did there?
Taj Escobar: What? You say so many idiotic things I don’t even notice them anymore!
Mason Moore: Really?
Taj Escobar: WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This guy is a special brand of stupid that the human race should fear just as much as the CORONAVIRUS!
Vince Walters: THANK YOU!
Taj Escobar: See what I mean?
Royal Powerhouse: And their opponents representing The Syndicate at a combined weight of 490lbs The Hype Jesse Stylessssss BROTHER and CO-OWNER OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING ThE DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT LA Johnny Stylez and they are THE STYLEZZZZZZ MAFIAAAAAAA!!!!!
The fans are severely booing as Johnny and Jesse climb up on the two turnbuckles facing the entry way. Johnny then hops down as does Jesse and Jesse demands the bell be rung…
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Tyler Knowles nonchalantly informs Anubis he will start the match on the outside and let Anubis start this one off. Before Knowles is able to step through the ropes and takes his side in the corner, Anubis grabs his arm and points to the ring letting Tyler Knowles know he would be starting the match. Jesse and Johnny however are in the corner playing paper rock scissors. Johnny picks rock to Jesse’s scissors so it appears Knowles and Jesse will be starting things off here. Johnny takes his place on the outside and is yelling obscenities across the ring at Anubis. Jesse and Knowles are circling each other as Jesse flashes an arrogant smirk as he fake lunges at Tyler and asks him “You ready for this Surfer BOY? And the fans let out a huge pop as the two instantly lock up. Jesse uses his weight to his advantage forcing Knowles backwards a little and then taking Tyler’s right arm and twisting it over his head. Holding Tyler’s arm out in an extension, Jesse then savegly kicks Tyler in the back of his kneecap forcing him to his knees in the middle of the ring. Jesse still holding onto Tyler’s arm Jesse then brutally kicks Tyler in the back of the head. Jesse then looks in Anubis direction and spits as he yanks Tyler up by his arm and hooks it over his shoulder lifts Tyler up into the air walks in a small circle and drills him with a brainbuster!!! Jesse then sits up and holds both of his hands in the air and kneels down on one knee allowing the fans the brief opportunity to SOAK SOME UP as it were. Tyler goes to sit up but Jesse shoots his elbow back and it blasts Knowles right in the face. Jesse then gets up pulls Tyler closer to he and Johnny’s side of the ring holds out his hand and tags in his cousin. Jesse pulls the top rope and comes flying over it dropping his leg down on Tyler’s throat with a guillotine leg drop. Johnny then presses his body ontop of Tylers and puts his feet on the middle rope as ref Trip Master drops down to make the count
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KICKOUT!!!!
Taj Esobar: Johnny had to have known his “CORNER STONE, Mr Modern Messiah” was going to kick out of that one easily!
Mason Moore: Yeah but Tyler has had to wrestle one more match than everyone else in that ring right now here tonight he has to be exhausted and if Johnny and Jesse keep forcing this dude to kick out every time eventually Mr. Knowles will run out of gas so to speak….Not unlike this fuckin Joker to my right am I right?
Vince Walters: Yeah TAJ! Get some tums or something man!
Taj Escobar: The other right Vince!
Vince Walters: Ohh...OHHHHH!!! HOW RUDE! Well at least I don’t reek of a six hour fuck session!
Mason Moore: You said you loved that smell!
Vince Walters: You’re so right I do….Please come scooch closer!
Johnny gets up to his feet and pulls Tyler up with him. Johnny pulls Tyler in and whispers something to him as Johnny whips Tyler to the corner….He and Anubis’s corner which as Tyler comes flying around he clobbers his tag team partner with a flying forearm that maybe was an accident? The fans seem to know better as they rain down boos on the three Syndicate members in the ring! Anubis shoots right back up on the ring apron, and yells at Tyler who turns around and Anubis hauls off and
!!!!SMACK!!!!
SLAPS TYLER RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!
Trip Master motions that was a legal tag, which Anubis eagerly climbs in the ring as Johnny quickly runs to the otherside of the ring and slaps Jesse’s shoulder tagging him in as well. Jesse looks at his cousin almost in disbelief as he shakes his head and climbs in the ring. Anubis’s cold red eyes and stoic expression leave Jesse a little hesitent as he approaches the center of the ring where Anubis is standing. Jesse raises his hand for a little test of strength as Anubis opens his mouth almost smiling as he buries his boot into Jesse’s midsection, then reaches out grabs his face and rakes his eyes. Anubis then reaches out and grabs the back of Jesse’s bald head and slams his forehead into his sending Jesse flying back down to the mat. He points over at Johnny as Johnny starts runnin his mouth. Anubis can’t help but step towards Johnny. Johnny backs down the ring steps but as soon as Anubis turns around Jesse is up and he kicks Anubis right in the gut and drills him with a DDT. Jesse then walks over and tags Johnny back in.
Taj Escobar: Ohh now he wants in!
Mason Moore: Well I mean this is the ideal time to go after him!
Vince Walters: Well...look at that NOW HE WANTS OUT! JESSE GET IN THERE AND SAVE HIM
As soon as Jesse and Johnny switch places Anubis sits up like the Undertaker. Johnny goes to tag Jesse, but Jesse drops off the ring apron shaking his head. Johnny has a frightened look on his face as he slowly turns around and Anubis is there with a smile on his face,as he rares back and he starts beating Johnny LIKE HE STOLE SOMETHING. THE FANS ARE GOING OUT OF THEIR MINDS AS ANUBIS HAMER HIM DOWN INTO HIS OWN CORNER. Anubis then walks to the center of the ring and puts his hands over his mouth and calls out to the fans like Sting used to do. He waits for Johnny to get to his feet and then Anubis runs in and nails him with a ANUBIS SPLASH. He then jerks Johnny by his arm and sends him flying into the corner on the opposite side of the ring. Anubis then shoves off the other turnbuckle and takes off running towards Johnny, when suddenly Anubis jumps in the air Tyler Knowles pulls Johnny out of the way. Anubis jumps but his chest smacks the padded steel as Johnny is there grabs Anubis from behind and drives him down to the mat with a reverse DDT!
Taj Escobar: DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT?
Vince Walters: See what?..No uh-ah didn’t see anything!!!!
Taj Escobar: HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!
Mason Moore: WHat jump and hit the turnbuckle...No Taj he was trying to hit Johnny!
Taj Escobar: ONCE...I beg you two one time could you not act like two corrupt douche bags?
Mason Moore: Sure the minute you stop being such a whiny bitch!
Vince Walters: Yeah what she said!
Johnny lean against Anubis as a cover as Trip Master drops down to count
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KICKOUT!!!!
Johnny looks at Trip Master with disdain, as he stands up jerking Anubis up and he tries whipping him to the ropes, only Anubis holds on and ends up pulling Johnny in for a short arm clothesline. Anubis then walks over and slaps Tyler Knowles and points at Johnny. Trip Master signals that counted as a tag and Tyler just stands there glaring at Johnny then at Anubis. Tyler shoots in the ring and yanks up Johnny. Tyler smacks Johnny in the face a few times making sure he has come back to. He then shoots Johnny to the ropes but as Johnny flies in he was ready and he nails ANubis with an elbow that sends home flying off the ring apron and into the guard rail. Johnny then bounces off the ropes comes back around and shoots to the ground grabbing him between his legs and thrusting him down to the mat rolling him up in a school boy pin attempt.
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...THR
NO TYLER KICKDED OUT!!!
Johnny stands up almost in disbelief, we see him shove Tyler KNowles and ask...WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN? Tyler points to himself telling Johnny he wants that shot at the Immortal Championship.
Taj Escobar: Uh-oh an interesting development I’d say!
Mason Moore: Hmmm interesting indeed!
Vince Walters: Well I mean as much as even I hate to admit it, Johnny should have known better. With that Immortal title match hanging in the balance he invited this very situation on himself!
Taj Escobar: I guess now it’s just a matter of which one of these two Syndicate members want it more?
Mason Moore: Well given this would be the loop hole Johnny needs since he is unable to compete for it unless directly challenged by the champion
Taj Escobar: But Tyler Knowles has never had a shot at a major World Championship in his entire lfe!
Vince Walters: So now it’s only a matter of time before those two in the ring reach the same conclusion that we have down here...And that is that they’ve reached an impasse..And when you reach an impasse in this business there is only one fuggin thing you can do!
And then in the ring the arguing has stopped and Johnny and Tyler actually shake hands and both hold each other’s hand as the other tries to pull away and Johnny and Tyler slam their free hand into each other’s cheek knocking them both back. Johnny regains his footing first and lunges toward Tyler who catches his arm and drives him down to the mat immediately applying a crippler crossface onto Stylez damn near in the middle of the ring and the fans are going absolutely nuts as Johnny is trying to reach for the ropes but he is too far. It isn’t long before Jesse steps in between the ropes bounces off of them and then nails Tyler in the face with a drop kick forcing him to let Johnny go. Jesse then pulls Johnny up and he and Jesse start going to work putting the boots to Tyler Knowles on the ground. Anubis then slides in the ring while Jesse and Johnny are actually taking turns kicking Tyler in the stomach. Anubis walks up behind Jesse grabs him from behind and drills him onto the mat with a REVERSE DDT!!! Johnny turns around and then turns around and almost jumps out of his body he was so startled. Johnny attempts a right hand but Anubis blocks it and hammers him with a right of his own. Again Johnny swings, again it is blocked and again Anubis hammers him with a right of his own. Anubis reaches out for Johnny, but Johnny quickly takes his thumb and rams it into Anubis’s eye. Johnny then grabs the back of Anubis’s head and drops him down with a JefF Hardy style chin buster. Johnny then once again quickly shoots to his feet grabs Anubis and drills him to the mat with a DDT. Only when he finally gets to his feet Tyler Knowles quickly rolls Johnny up in a school boy with his feet on the ropes!!!
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Taj Escobar: oly fuckin shit!!!!! Is...Is it?
Mason Moore: OVER?
Vince Walters: It can’t be the Stylez Mafia hasn’t won yet!
Taj Escobar: Yeah but if you wanna look at the bright side trhe Syndicate kinda won...Ya know if the Syndicate didn’t just collapse in front of our very eyes ya know?
Mason Moore: TAJ STOP YOU’RE GUNNA MAKE HIM CRY AGAIN!
Vince Walters: WHY WOULD YOU EVE SAY THAT TAJ? FUCK YOU YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKIN JERK I HATE YOUR STUPID FACE!!!
Royal Powerhouse: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS AND THE INNAGURAL TAG WARZ I CHAMPIONS THE OPW YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPION TYLER KNOWLES AND ANUBIS!!!
Taj Escobar: Well we are going to see if we can find some tissues ladies and gentlemen thank you so very much for joining us.
Vince Walters: LOOK it aint over yet!
Aftr Royal Powerhouse made the announcement a sick smile shoots across Johnny’s face as Anubis finds himself cornerd by all three members of the Syndicate. Anubis turns around and glares at his tag team partner who turns sideways and damn near kicks his chin off his face as Tyler KNowles lands a nasty super kick, as Jesse Johnny and Tyler then begin to viciously attack Anubis. Anubis sits up as all thee members of the Syndicate back up. As Anubis gets to his feet his red eyes seem to glow as he invites his attackers to come get some and the fans are going balistic, as Johnny is the first to run in and eats a stiff right hand for his troubes. But then ANubis winds up going nuts smacking every single thing in that ring that has a pulse. He even slams his fist into Trip Master’s face as he hits the mat. Anubis looks at all the carnage in the ring as Jesse, Tyler and…..wait where is Johnny?
!!!!!!WHAM!!!!!!
Johnny DECKS ANUBIS WITH THE OPW YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE BELT!!
The fans boo as Anubis goes down as Johnny is firing right hands into Anubis forehead some of the face paint is starting to wear off. Johnny picks up Anubis and drills him with The Insult-2-INJURY, as he yells for Knowles and Jesse to grab chairs as Johnny has designs on ending this right here tonight and three to one is just too great odds to over come.
Taj Escobar; Ohh no what in the hell is he telling them to get?
Mason Moore: CHAIRS!
Vince Walers: Sweet SEXY CHAIRS! ANd I think I saw we would hear from the Syndicate Orcherstra here tonight before we went off air! Anyone else down to jam a CONHAIRTO right about now?
Tyler Knowles lines up far side and Jesse close on the other side. Both of them slam their chairs on the ground as Anubis still with some fight left in him is pulling himself up to his feet. Johnny stands right in front of him and is just begging him to get up Anubis reches back and grabs the middle rope pulling himself up to the middle rope and then to the top rope and he is standing there on his feet. Johnny then acts as if he is a conductor in an orcherstra as he taps his imaginary wand on his imaginary podium. But when Johnny waves for the music number to start suddenly Anubis eyes shine a bright bright red that we have never seen before. Johnny’s quickly bends over rubbing his eyes sceaming he cant see out of them, he can’t see he can’t see and then Anubis grabs him and EVENFLOW DDT’s him right in the center of the ring. As Knowles and Jesse look at each other and nod so they raise their chairs over their heads and just as they go to slam them down ontop of Anubis head suddenly
!!!!!THE F’N LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!!
WHAT THE PHUCKIN FUCK, RIGHT???
Taj Escobar: WHAT IS IT WITH THE FRIGGIN LIGHTS GOIN OUT IN THIS COMPANY,? WE WANNA SEE WHAT GOING ON TO?
Mason Moore: Yo fuck all that did you see Nubi’s eyes yo! That shit was kinda sick!
Vince Walters: Yeah that shit made me nauseous too! Are they gunna turn these fricken lights back on or what?
Taj Escobar: Whoop there...there we go!
Lights come back on and all three members of The Syndicate are laid out in the ring. Their bodies are laid in a perfect triangle with three black cross esq symbols in their hands that are folded over their chest like they are being laid in a casket. The spot light then flashes up in the rafters where we see Anubis glaring down at the ring. Then suddenly out of the darkness a lack gloved hand appears and touches Anubis on the shoulder and he slowly turns his head. He then goes to leave but comes back points down at the ring and runs his thumb across his throat then takes that same thumb and holds his thumb down in the air as the camera slowly fades to black!
Taj Escobar: Did you guys fuckin see that?
Mason Moore: See what? Him win Tag Wars with a member of The Syndicate? Then get jumped by all three members of the Syndicate only to drop Johnny and then some how escape two of the most elite superstars in this company from a conchairto that would have toatz fucked his night up, and winds up in the rafters in about 30 seconds?...And then he bust out, cause it was def time to get the fuck?
Taj Escobar: So no you missed the most important thing that maybe explains how he escaped sed conchairto? Guys can we get a replay in the truck I have a feeling Mason isn’t the only AMerican who had their head up their ass and some how missed something that wa right in front of their faces…
Suddenly the scene switches to a replay where the black glove hand touched Anubis on the shoulder!
Taj Escobar: SEE THAT RIGHT THERE PROVES IT! He’s NOT ALONE! THERE IS ANOTHER!
Vince Walters: Man do yall remember when the show used to end awesome?...Why doesn’t it do that anymore?
Mason Moore: Aw Vince don’t cry!
Taj Escobar: No MAM you let that man baby blubber it the fuck up, because if there was a reason for him and the rest of the Syndicate to shed a tear or two it’s tonight here at Tag Wars..All of Johnny’s careful plots and scheme’s backfired and he gets left laying in some symbolic death triangle...I’d say this is the sexiest ending we’ve ever had on SHOWCASE...and the icing on the cake the proverbail CHERY ON TOP! Anubis has found at least one more that we know of to join his fight! Don’t none of yall dare miss next week INJUSTICE 4 ALL is the next stop..one more SHOWCASE to send us on into our second pay [er view...Plus the aftermath of all this….MAKE SURE YOU ARE IN FRONT OF YOUR TV’S BECAUSE IM TELLIN YA YOU WANT WANNA MISS A SECOND!...WE’RE ALL OUT OF TIME SEE YALL CATS NEXT WEEK! OUTLAW NATION!!!
Mason Moore: AND WHAT A FUCKIN MATCH THIS IS ABOUT TO BE!!!
Vince Walters: Ohh my it’s so easy to see why everyone loves ya Mase you are such a lady!
Mason Moore: I fuckin know right?
Taj Escobar: Uhhh right! So anyway the Stylez Mafia have got to be the odds on favorite to come away with this one. They are former Hardcore Wrestling Alliance Tag Team Champions former Wrestling Championship Federation Tag Team Champions and then of course the big one former New Edge Wrestling Tag Team Champions. They’ve known each other from diapers basically and have been working together in this business for almost two decades!
Mason Moore: Then ya got the other team comprised of Tyler Knowles and Anubis! Anubis has made his intentions very clear about what he wants to accomplish here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling since his return last week.
Vince Walters: And on his team unfortunately is none other than current Youngblood Champion Tyler Knowles who for those of you that have been living under a rock and don’t know Tyler Knowles is sort of the corner stone member of The Syndicate, someone who was described as the “NEAR AND CLEAR FUTURE of OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING” and that is a direct quote from our Co-OWNER himself!
Taj Escobar: I don’t believe anyone here is doubting the level of talent that our Youngblood Champon has as we have seen it on display ourselves here tonight as he has wrestled all the way through this tournament through some very very stiff competition in addition to defending his Youngblood Championship at the beginning of the show. But when you have a man like Anubis who is as focused, as driven, and as bloodthirsty as he is I find it easy to doubt there is any kind of scheme or plan the Syndicate can devise that he can’t bust through!
Mason Moore: But as we saw with Le’Andra Fury eariler this evening Johnny always seems to have an ace up his sleeve and it seems every week the Syndicate grows stronger and stronger!
Vince Walters: And don’t you forget it sister!
Taj Escobar: Well let us also not forget that right after Tyler Knowle’s youngblood Championship match eariler this evening Chamber came out here and had some rather sharp words for his Syndicate stablemate Johnny Stylez who of which hasn’t even pretended to respond to any of that here tonight, and knowing Chamber I really don’t think he is willing to wait until next week to get them!
Mason Moore: Yah but the time for speculation and everything else inbetween to be suspended temporarily as it is MAIN EVENT TIME!
Taj Escobar: Right and other than the bragging rights of winning the first Tag Wars Event, the winners of this prestegious event will be granted a shot at the Immortal World Tag Team Titles, as an Immortal Title shot for both members to face the Champion in a triple threat on an episode of Monday Night ShowCa$e to be determined at a later date! As well as being the first team to qualify for the Ultimate Tag Warz match that will take place later on this year which as I’ve been told by my sources the purse for winning the final Tag Warz event is utterly astronomical!
Mason Moore: So let’s take this down to my best and most frequent customer Royal Powerhouse for the INTRODUCTIONS!
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Both teams are already in the ring as they stand side by side in their respective corners as Royal Powerhouse stands in the center of the ring wearing a black and white tuxedo with th sleeves ripped off and a red and yellow bowtie, as the fans give him a cheer when he puts the mic up to his lips and begins to speak.
Royal Powerhouse: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS CHILDREN OF ALL AGESSSSS BROTHERRRRR THE FOLLOWING IS THE MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE TAG WARZ MAINNNNN EVENT OF THE EVENING AND FINALS OF THE VERY FIRST TAG WARZ TOURNAMENT! THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST SHALL BE THE FIRST TEAM TO QUALIFY FOR THE ULTIMATE TAG WARZ EVENT AND SHALL BE GIVEN AN OPPORTUNITY TO COMPETE FOR THE OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS OF THE WORLD! Introducing first from the WILDKARD brackett with a comined weight of 438lbs they are current Outlaw Pro Wrestling YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPION TYLERRR KNOOOOWLLLEEESSSS, and his partner The Outlaw Pro Wrestling Angel of DEATHHHH ANUBISSSSSS!!!!
The fans give a loud pop as even though they may not like Knowles their love for Anubis outweighs it obviously by an actual ton! Tyler is jumping around doing some stretches getting ready while Anubis just stands there not taking his eyes of Johnny Stylez, who takes one giant step forward after Powerhouse has finished his introduction and gets right in Anubis face which causes the fans to cheer louder.
Taj Escobar: Man this is gunna be fuckin awesome!
Mason Moore: And given what VInce’s boss said before we came back from our final break, I seriously doubt Tyler Knowles wants his Youngblood Championship stripped so he may have to showcase that talent Johnny spent so much time bragging about against he and Jesse!
Vince Walters: LIVE ON SHOWCASE! HA see what I did there?
Taj Escobar: What? You say so many idiotic things I don’t even notice them anymore!
Mason Moore: Really?
Taj Escobar: WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This guy is a special brand of stupid that the human race should fear just as much as the CORONAVIRUS!
Vince Walters: THANK YOU!
Taj Escobar: See what I mean?
Royal Powerhouse: And their opponents representing The Syndicate at a combined weight of 490lbs The Hype Jesse Stylessssss BROTHER and CO-OWNER OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING ThE DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT LA Johnny Stylez and they are THE STYLEZZZZZZ MAFIAAAAAAA!!!!!
The fans are severely booing as Johnny and Jesse climb up on the two turnbuckles facing the entry way. Johnny then hops down as does Jesse and Jesse demands the bell be rung…
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Tyler Knowles nonchalantly informs Anubis he will start the match on the outside and let Anubis start this one off. Before Knowles is able to step through the ropes and takes his side in the corner, Anubis grabs his arm and points to the ring letting Tyler Knowles know he would be starting the match. Jesse and Johnny however are in the corner playing paper rock scissors. Johnny picks rock to Jesse’s scissors so it appears Knowles and Jesse will be starting things off here. Johnny takes his place on the outside and is yelling obscenities across the ring at Anubis. Jesse and Knowles are circling each other as Jesse flashes an arrogant smirk as he fake lunges at Tyler and asks him “You ready for this Surfer BOY? And the fans let out a huge pop as the two instantly lock up. Jesse uses his weight to his advantage forcing Knowles backwards a little and then taking Tyler’s right arm and twisting it over his head. Holding Tyler’s arm out in an extension, Jesse then savegly kicks Tyler in the back of his kneecap forcing him to his knees in the middle of the ring. Jesse still holding onto Tyler’s arm Jesse then brutally kicks Tyler in the back of the head. Jesse then looks in Anubis direction and spits as he yanks Tyler up by his arm and hooks it over his shoulder lifts Tyler up into the air walks in a small circle and drills him with a brainbuster!!! Jesse then sits up and holds both of his hands in the air and kneels down on one knee allowing the fans the brief opportunity to SOAK SOME UP as it were. Tyler goes to sit up but Jesse shoots his elbow back and it blasts Knowles right in the face. Jesse then gets up pulls Tyler closer to he and Johnny’s side of the ring holds out his hand and tags in his cousin. Jesse pulls the top rope and comes flying over it dropping his leg down on Tyler’s throat with a guillotine leg drop. Johnny then presses his body ontop of Tylers and puts his feet on the middle rope as ref Trip Master drops down to make the count
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KICKOUT!!!!
Taj Esobar: Johnny had to have known his “CORNER STONE, Mr Modern Messiah” was going to kick out of that one easily!
Mason Moore: Yeah but Tyler has had to wrestle one more match than everyone else in that ring right now here tonight he has to be exhausted and if Johnny and Jesse keep forcing this dude to kick out every time eventually Mr. Knowles will run out of gas so to speak….Not unlike this fuckin Joker to my right am I right?
Vince Walters: Yeah TAJ! Get some tums or something man!
Taj Escobar: The other right Vince!
Vince Walters: Ohh...OHHHHH!!! HOW RUDE! Well at least I don’t reek of a six hour fuck session!
Mason Moore: You said you loved that smell!
Vince Walters: You’re so right I do….Please come scooch closer!
Johnny gets up to his feet and pulls Tyler up with him. Johnny pulls Tyler in and whispers something to him as Johnny whips Tyler to the corner….He and Anubis’s corner which as Tyler comes flying around he clobbers his tag team partner with a flying forearm that maybe was an accident? The fans seem to know better as they rain down boos on the three Syndicate members in the ring! Anubis shoots right back up on the ring apron, and yells at Tyler who turns around and Anubis hauls off and
!!!!SMACK!!!!
SLAPS TYLER RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!
Trip Master motions that was a legal tag, which Anubis eagerly climbs in the ring as Johnny quickly runs to the otherside of the ring and slaps Jesse’s shoulder tagging him in as well. Jesse looks at his cousin almost in disbelief as he shakes his head and climbs in the ring. Anubis’s cold red eyes and stoic expression leave Jesse a little hesitent as he approaches the center of the ring where Anubis is standing. Jesse raises his hand for a little test of strength as Anubis opens his mouth almost smiling as he buries his boot into Jesse’s midsection, then reaches out grabs his face and rakes his eyes. Anubis then reaches out and grabs the back of Jesse’s bald head and slams his forehead into his sending Jesse flying back down to the mat. He points over at Johnny as Johnny starts runnin his mouth. Anubis can’t help but step towards Johnny. Johnny backs down the ring steps but as soon as Anubis turns around Jesse is up and he kicks Anubis right in the gut and drills him with a DDT. Jesse then walks over and tags Johnny back in.
Taj Escobar: Ohh now he wants in!
Mason Moore: Well I mean this is the ideal time to go after him!
Vince Walters: Well...look at that NOW HE WANTS OUT! JESSE GET IN THERE AND SAVE HIM
As soon as Jesse and Johnny switch places Anubis sits up like the Undertaker. Johnny goes to tag Jesse, but Jesse drops off the ring apron shaking his head. Johnny has a frightened look on his face as he slowly turns around and Anubis is there with a smile on his face,as he rares back and he starts beating Johnny LIKE HE STOLE SOMETHING. THE FANS ARE GOING OUT OF THEIR MINDS AS ANUBIS HAMER HIM DOWN INTO HIS OWN CORNER. Anubis then walks to the center of the ring and puts his hands over his mouth and calls out to the fans like Sting used to do. He waits for Johnny to get to his feet and then Anubis runs in and nails him with a ANUBIS SPLASH. He then jerks Johnny by his arm and sends him flying into the corner on the opposite side of the ring. Anubis then shoves off the other turnbuckle and takes off running towards Johnny, when suddenly Anubis jumps in the air Tyler Knowles pulls Johnny out of the way. Anubis jumps but his chest smacks the padded steel as Johnny is there grabs Anubis from behind and drives him down to the mat with a reverse DDT!
Taj Escobar: DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT?
Vince Walters: See what?..No uh-ah didn’t see anything!!!!
Taj Escobar: HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!
Mason Moore: WHat jump and hit the turnbuckle...No Taj he was trying to hit Johnny!
Taj Escobar: ONCE...I beg you two one time could you not act like two corrupt douche bags?
Mason Moore: Sure the minute you stop being such a whiny bitch!
Vince Walters: Yeah what she said!
Johnny lean against Anubis as a cover as Trip Master drops down to count
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KICKOUT!!!!
Johnny looks at Trip Master with disdain, as he stands up jerking Anubis up and he tries whipping him to the ropes, only Anubis holds on and ends up pulling Johnny in for a short arm clothesline. Anubis then walks over and slaps Tyler Knowles and points at Johnny. Trip Master signals that counted as a tag and Tyler just stands there glaring at Johnny then at Anubis. Tyler shoots in the ring and yanks up Johnny. Tyler smacks Johnny in the face a few times making sure he has come back to. He then shoots Johnny to the ropes but as Johnny flies in he was ready and he nails ANubis with an elbow that sends home flying off the ring apron and into the guard rail. Johnny then bounces off the ropes comes back around and shoots to the ground grabbing him between his legs and thrusting him down to the mat rolling him up in a school boy pin attempt.
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...THR
NO TYLER KICKDED OUT!!!
Johnny stands up almost in disbelief, we see him shove Tyler KNowles and ask...WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN? Tyler points to himself telling Johnny he wants that shot at the Immortal Championship.
Taj Escobar: Uh-oh an interesting development I’d say!
Mason Moore: Hmmm interesting indeed!
Vince Walters: Well I mean as much as even I hate to admit it, Johnny should have known better. With that Immortal title match hanging in the balance he invited this very situation on himself!
Taj Escobar: I guess now it’s just a matter of which one of these two Syndicate members want it more?
Mason Moore: Well given this would be the loop hole Johnny needs since he is unable to compete for it unless directly challenged by the champion
Taj Escobar: But Tyler Knowles has never had a shot at a major World Championship in his entire lfe!
Vince Walters: So now it’s only a matter of time before those two in the ring reach the same conclusion that we have down here...And that is that they’ve reached an impasse..And when you reach an impasse in this business there is only one fuggin thing you can do!
And then in the ring the arguing has stopped and Johnny and Tyler actually shake hands and both hold each other’s hand as the other tries to pull away and Johnny and Tyler slam their free hand into each other’s cheek knocking them both back. Johnny regains his footing first and lunges toward Tyler who catches his arm and drives him down to the mat immediately applying a crippler crossface onto Stylez damn near in the middle of the ring and the fans are going absolutely nuts as Johnny is trying to reach for the ropes but he is too far. It isn’t long before Jesse steps in between the ropes bounces off of them and then nails Tyler in the face with a drop kick forcing him to let Johnny go. Jesse then pulls Johnny up and he and Jesse start going to work putting the boots to Tyler Knowles on the ground. Anubis then slides in the ring while Jesse and Johnny are actually taking turns kicking Tyler in the stomach. Anubis walks up behind Jesse grabs him from behind and drills him onto the mat with a REVERSE DDT!!! Johnny turns around and then turns around and almost jumps out of his body he was so startled. Johnny attempts a right hand but Anubis blocks it and hammers him with a right of his own. Again Johnny swings, again it is blocked and again Anubis hammers him with a right of his own. Anubis reaches out for Johnny, but Johnny quickly takes his thumb and rams it into Anubis’s eye. Johnny then grabs the back of Anubis’s head and drops him down with a JefF Hardy style chin buster. Johnny then once again quickly shoots to his feet grabs Anubis and drills him to the mat with a DDT. Only when he finally gets to his feet Tyler Knowles quickly rolls Johnny up in a school boy with his feet on the ropes!!!
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Taj Escobar: oly fuckin shit!!!!! Is...Is it?
Mason Moore: OVER?
Vince Walters: It can’t be the Stylez Mafia hasn’t won yet!
Taj Escobar: Yeah but if you wanna look at the bright side trhe Syndicate kinda won...Ya know if the Syndicate didn’t just collapse in front of our very eyes ya know?
Mason Moore: TAJ STOP YOU’RE GUNNA MAKE HIM CRY AGAIN!
Vince Walters: WHY WOULD YOU EVE SAY THAT TAJ? FUCK YOU YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKIN JERK I HATE YOUR STUPID FACE!!!
Royal Powerhouse: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS AND THE INNAGURAL TAG WARZ I CHAMPIONS THE OPW YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPION TYLER KNOWLES AND ANUBIS!!!
Taj Escobar: Well we are going to see if we can find some tissues ladies and gentlemen thank you so very much for joining us.
Vince Walters: LOOK it aint over yet!
Aftr Royal Powerhouse made the announcement a sick smile shoots across Johnny’s face as Anubis finds himself cornerd by all three members of the Syndicate. Anubis turns around and glares at his tag team partner who turns sideways and damn near kicks his chin off his face as Tyler KNowles lands a nasty super kick, as Jesse Johnny and Tyler then begin to viciously attack Anubis. Anubis sits up as all thee members of the Syndicate back up. As Anubis gets to his feet his red eyes seem to glow as he invites his attackers to come get some and the fans are going balistic, as Johnny is the first to run in and eats a stiff right hand for his troubes. But then ANubis winds up going nuts smacking every single thing in that ring that has a pulse. He even slams his fist into Trip Master’s face as he hits the mat. Anubis looks at all the carnage in the ring as Jesse, Tyler and…..wait where is Johnny?
!!!!!!WHAM!!!!!!
Johnny DECKS ANUBIS WITH THE OPW YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE BELT!!
The fans boo as Anubis goes down as Johnny is firing right hands into Anubis forehead some of the face paint is starting to wear off. Johnny picks up Anubis and drills him with The Insult-2-INJURY, as he yells for Knowles and Jesse to grab chairs as Johnny has designs on ending this right here tonight and three to one is just too great odds to over come.
Taj Escobar; Ohh no what in the hell is he telling them to get?
Mason Moore: CHAIRS!
Vince Walers: Sweet SEXY CHAIRS! ANd I think I saw we would hear from the Syndicate Orcherstra here tonight before we went off air! Anyone else down to jam a CONHAIRTO right about now?
Tyler Knowles lines up far side and Jesse close on the other side. Both of them slam their chairs on the ground as Anubis still with some fight left in him is pulling himself up to his feet. Johnny stands right in front of him and is just begging him to get up Anubis reches back and grabs the middle rope pulling himself up to the middle rope and then to the top rope and he is standing there on his feet. Johnny then acts as if he is a conductor in an orcherstra as he taps his imaginary wand on his imaginary podium. But when Johnny waves for the music number to start suddenly Anubis eyes shine a bright bright red that we have never seen before. Johnny’s quickly bends over rubbing his eyes sceaming he cant see out of them, he can’t see he can’t see and then Anubis grabs him and EVENFLOW DDT’s him right in the center of the ring. As Knowles and Jesse look at each other and nod so they raise their chairs over their heads and just as they go to slam them down ontop of Anubis head suddenly
!!!!!THE F’N LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!!
WHAT THE PHUCKIN FUCK, RIGHT???
Taj Escobar: WHAT IS IT WITH THE FRIGGIN LIGHTS GOIN OUT IN THIS COMPANY,? WE WANNA SEE WHAT GOING ON TO?
Mason Moore: Yo fuck all that did you see Nubi’s eyes yo! That shit was kinda sick!
Vince Walters: Yeah that shit made me nauseous too! Are they gunna turn these fricken lights back on or what?
Taj Escobar: Whoop there...there we go!
Lights come back on and all three members of The Syndicate are laid out in the ring. Their bodies are laid in a perfect triangle with three black cross esq symbols in their hands that are folded over their chest like they are being laid in a casket. The spot light then flashes up in the rafters where we see Anubis glaring down at the ring. Then suddenly out of the darkness a lack gloved hand appears and touches Anubis on the shoulder and he slowly turns his head. He then goes to leave but comes back points down at the ring and runs his thumb across his throat then takes that same thumb and holds his thumb down in the air as the camera slowly fades to black!
Taj Escobar: Did you guys fuckin see that?
Mason Moore: See what? Him win Tag Wars with a member of The Syndicate? Then get jumped by all three members of the Syndicate only to drop Johnny and then some how escape two of the most elite superstars in this company from a conchairto that would have toatz fucked his night up, and winds up in the rafters in about 30 seconds?...And then he bust out, cause it was def time to get the fuck?
Taj Escobar: So no you missed the most important thing that maybe explains how he escaped sed conchairto? Guys can we get a replay in the truck I have a feeling Mason isn’t the only AMerican who had their head up their ass and some how missed something that wa right in front of their faces…
Suddenly the scene switches to a replay where the black glove hand touched Anubis on the shoulder!
Taj Escobar: SEE THAT RIGHT THERE PROVES IT! He’s NOT ALONE! THERE IS ANOTHER!
Vince Walters: Man do yall remember when the show used to end awesome?...Why doesn’t it do that anymore?
Mason Moore: Aw Vince don’t cry!
Taj Escobar: No MAM you let that man baby blubber it the fuck up, because if there was a reason for him and the rest of the Syndicate to shed a tear or two it’s tonight here at Tag Wars..All of Johnny’s careful plots and scheme’s backfired and he gets left laying in some symbolic death triangle...I’d say this is the sexiest ending we’ve ever had on SHOWCASE...and the icing on the cake the proverbail CHERY ON TOP! Anubis has found at least one more that we know of to join his fight! Don’t none of yall dare miss next week INJUSTICE 4 ALL is the next stop..one more SHOWCASE to send us on into our second pay [er view...Plus the aftermath of all this….MAKE SURE YOU ARE IN FRONT OF YOUR TV’S BECAUSE IM TELLIN YA YOU WANT WANNA MISS A SECOND!...WE’RE ALL OUT OF TIME SEE YALL CATS NEXT WEEK! OUTLAW NATION!!!