Post by lajohnnystylez on Apr 27, 2020 12:18:46 GMT -5
"Legendary" by Skillet plays as the screen goes from black to fuzzy to an empty Outlaw Pro Wrestling ring. Then as the song speeds up so do the people whom are there putting the ring together and setting the up the stage area bringing Monday Night Showcase to life. WHen the song gets to the first major guitar rhiff we cut to some highlighted OPW Action that we have seen on ShowCa$e and OPW programs...
We see a shot of Roger Wright and Anicka Swann Walking Out On Stage Together, Anicka Has The OPW Immortal Title Around Her Waist.
We see Tommy Kain Destroying Jesse Styles With A Steel Chair
We See LA Johnny Stylez DRILL BRANDON MOORE WITH THE INSULT-2-INJURY!!!
We see Vincent Wolf and Xavier Wolf Hit Their Tag Finisher On Michael Maddox
We see Alan Envy Deadlift GBE Gabriel Tuck.
We see Gabriel Tuck Nail Chamber With A BiG BooT.
We see Shots Of Blair Buchannan-Stylez, Apathy, Allison Riggs-Preston, and Ophelia Pain Posing During Their Respective Ring Entrances.
We see Jayson Violence and Scotty Adams Trading Blows.
We See Tyler Knowles After The Ref Handed Him The OPW Youngblood Championship.
We See Christian Rivers Kicking Eddie Havok In The Face While Insurgence Holds Him Down.
We See Enforcer and Micheal Maddox Making Their ENtrace At The Top of The RAMP.
We See Roger Wright Drop Johnny With The Wright Stuff
Only To Immediatley Switch To Johnny Jumping On Roger ANd Pounding Him
And Then A Shot At Johnny Drilling Roger With The Insult-2-Injury During Tag Wars.
Then As The Song Winds Down We Go Through A Quick Cycle As Each Championship Title Plate Flashes On Screen
First Young Blood- Then A Picture Of Tyler Knowles Hitting His Top ROPE TOTAL WIPE OUT ON TOMMY KAIN.
THE XKoRe CHAMPIONSHIP PLATE- WE SEE SCOTTY ADAMS BEING AWARDED THE TITLE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AT WRESTLECADE I
OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES- WE SEE THE WOLVES WITH VooDoo Posing IN The CENTER OF THE RING.
OPW SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, BLAIR HITTING THE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX ON JESSE STYLES FOR THE FIRST TIME.
AND FINALLY THE OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WHICH THEN SWITCHES TO THE SCENE FROM WRESTLECADE WHERE BOTH JOHNNY AND ROGER HELD ANICKA SWAN'S HAND HIGH...
After that there is an
And We Cut Live To THE MGM GRAND IN LAS VEGAS AND IT IS SOOOOLLLLLLLD OUT! The fans are going absolutley nuts as just as is the custom at all OPW Shows fans from the front fucking row all the way to the nosebleed brought their signs with them this evening supporting their favorite OPW COmpetitor or just to catch a laugh to get themselves on television for a moment. As the music continues to play we quickly cut around the arena and focus on a few of the best signs in the arena...
First One Says;
#BuiLTBACKSTRONGER!!!
HEY AW FANS...BOTH OF YOU!!!
BOW 2 The SyNDiCaTE!!!
ENVY WAS SCREWED!!!!
HEY OPHELIA I'LL MARRY BOTH OF YOU!!
X-WHORE CHAMPION OPHELIA PAIN
MADISON IS O-P-W!!!
INSURGENCE SUX
PARODY RULZ
#HEY BLAIR GUCCI MADE THIS SIGN JUST FOR ME
Le'Andra + XAVIER = WORST MARRIAGE EVER!!!
Before we cut away to the broadcast team the camera finds at the top nosebleed section on the right side of the arena right above the entry way it says with a large draped cloth hanging over the bannister it says
The screen then cuts away as we hear the voices of the Outlaw Pro Wrestlig Broadcast team as we cut to them ringside where they are sitting at their broadcast partner. Taj Escobar looking rather dapper in his black suit with red tie. His black stringy hair hangs in his face over his large mishapen nose. He has a slinder sexy smile as right next to him in the middle is Mason Moore who is wearing a pair of super short blue jean daisy duke shorts, and HIGHWAY 2 HELL wifebeater, and a pair of chucks with black socks with white stripes at the top pulled all the way up to her knees. She is chewing gum and she has this slung over her shoulder
BooM BooM BooM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM&BooM&
AND THEN ONE FINAL
THE FOUR RING POSTS EXPLODE WITH FIRE AND AS IT THE FIRE DIES DOWN THE SMOKE IN THE AIR SPELLS OUT THE NUMERALS 4:19...We then cut right back to the ringside area where out broadcast teams welcomes us all to the show..So sit down and get comfortable WRESTLING IS ON MOTHER PHUCKERZ!!!
Taj Escobar: Good evening everyone and welcome to the very first edition of MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE ON OUR BRAND NEW HOME LIVE HERE ON H...B...O!
Mason Moore: YESSSSS INDEEDY DO! I don’t know about you Taj but I am all kinds od excited for this evening because do we have one dope show for you kiddies sittin at home and out there in the stands! Because we are live and in living color on the private property of OPW Co-OWNER Roger Wright who is the only OWNER in Outlaw Pro Wrestling that has any power as Johnny Stylez is just one week into his powerless thirty days as per the decree of the HBO executives and private investors!
Taj Escobar: Yes mam and what a show we have for you here tonight! One of the matches I personally can’t wait to see is one people have been talking about all week. At INJUSTICE 4 ALL our most recent pay per view event we saw Ophelia Pain defeat Scotty Adams with an assist from her partner V.I.O.L.E.N.C.E. to become the brand new XKoRe CHAMPION!
Mason Moore: And thanks largely inpart due to Roger Wright Tyler Knowles lost the OPW Youngblood Championship to overly impressive new comer The Parody!
Taj Escobar: And as OPW puts their head down and barrel out way into the future it was decided and believe it or not agreed upon by Roger Wright and LA Johnny Stylez to distance themselves from the New Edge Wrestling banner, so they have opt’d tonight that the Youngblood Champion and the XKoRe CHAMPION will meet in a unification match to determine the first ever Outlaw Pro Wrestling PUREBLOOD CHAMPION! That match is gunna be sick!
Mason Moore: And fresh off of one of the most shocking things we have ever seen here in OPW was when Xavier Wolf betrayed his entire family as he slammed Johnny Stylez shovel into his brother Vincent’s head after they had lost the OPW Immortal Tag Team Champions of the WOrld Le’Andra Fury and LA Johnny Stylez! Yup you heard it right Le’Andra Fury and LA Johnny Stylez are the brand new Outlaw Pro Wrestling Tag Team Championz of the World!
Taj Escobar: And yes as much as it made my stomach turn we will see Xavier Wolf himself the nwest member of the Syndicate here in action this evening as he battles our local Irish Man Eoin O’Rourke later on tonight!
Mason Moore: Also here this evening we kick off the brand new Prestige title division as Gabriel Tuck and Eddie Havok have the first match in their best of five series, I’m sure both men want to get in here in front of this electric crowd on this historical evening and get off on the right foot as far as this series is concerned because make no mistake about it OUTLAW NATION this is the most important series of matches in the OPW careers of these two former tag team partners and friends!
Taj Escobar: We have a triple threat match to determine the number one contender to Blair Buchannan-Stylez newly won OPW SOuthern Heavyweight Championship.
Mason Moore: Actually it seems more like a handicapp match as Christian Rivers and Michael Maddox both members of Insurgence will take on Tommy Kain to see who goes onto Highway to Hell to challenge Blair for her Southern Heavyweight Championship she just won back just seven days ago!
Taj Escobar: Yup and speaking of Blair Buchannan….For those of you that followed along the various social media outlets and the offical Outlaw Pro Wrestling website know that all six members of the scheduled six man tag team match between the Syndicate and the WolfPack did as commanded by the HBO board and went through a psych eval eariler in the week. All parties ere given a green light so tonight we will have one of the biggest six man tag matches ever as Co-Owner Roger Wright and Immortal Heavyweight Champion Anicka Swan along with her best friend Allison Riggs-Preston will take on members of the Syndicae OPW SOuthern Heavyweight Champion Blair Buchannan-Stylez, former OPW Youngblood Champion Tyler Knowles and ½ of the OPW Immortal Tag Team Champions of the world the other co-owner LA Johnny Stylez!
Mason Moore: And in the main event we finally put to bed one of the most heated rivalries in the breif history here at Outlaw Pro Wrestling as tonight Seth Iser and Al Envy put their beef to bed once and for all as they will go one on one in our main event in a DOG KOLLAR MATCH! And the only way to win one of those here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling is by TKO or SUBMISSION!
Taj Escobar: So as you an see for yourselves we came to HBO prepared to have one hell of a show coming fresh off the heels of what was unequivocally our most successful Pay Per View events as INJUSTICE 4 ALL said over 350 Million viewers and the number is still climbing! Everyone want’s a piece of the hottest ticket in pro wrestling..But let’s take it down to the ring where..
KICKIN IT IN THE STIX blares over the PA SYSTEM as every man woman and child are on their feet as they go nuts cheering for their hometown hero the one and only Roger Wright. He walks out in his wrestling trunks and a brand new OPW HIGHWAY 2 HELL t-shirt with a skeleton on a motorcycle flipping his middle finger as he rides off into the sunset. Anicka Swan is dressed in her ring gear and as the OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT slung over her shoulder as the couple stop at the center of the entrance ramp and lightly press their lips to one another's before an immense fireworks explosion shoots off startling Anicka Swan as you can tell by Roger’s laughter he didn’t tell her it was coming!
They then casually make their way down to ring side as Roger stops and slaps the hands of every single person on the way to the ring as Anicka does the same on the other side. They finally make it to the ring as these fans haven’t stopped cheering since the song kicked on over the PA System. Roger climbs in the ring with a moc already in hand and he sits on the middle rope and holds the top rope up so Anicka can get in the ring. Anicka waves him off as she takes the OPW Immortal Title from over her shoulder and fastens the straps around her waist when she props one leg up on the ring apron and runs her hand down it very sensually...And then she pulls herself up doing a split as she then glides underneath the bottom rope in a way that would render some weak minded men utterly brain dead. We’re just sayin!
Then as they both stand in the ring together the fans are so loud they won’t even let Roger speak…
THey chant in unison as Roger seems a bit taken back by all of this. But still he smiles a humble smile and loks down at the ring putting his hands in his poket and pretending to kick rocks in the ring as he finally goes to speak.
Roger Wright: Awwww SHUX I missed you guys too! It’s good to be in Texas and even better it’s much better to be in WEBBERVILLE am I RIGHT?
Roger smiles at Anicka as he grabs her by the hand and kisses her right above the knuckles as she smiles at him and the fans let out another huge pop.
Roger Wright: But let’s talk about something real quick. What a historic accomplishment for a little small upstart wrestling promotion known as Outlaw Pro Wrestling. Now I have to admit a lot of people, MYSELF INCLUDED, didn’t think we would make it past our first month. We didn’t have a major distribution or television deal because well what do you expect when your wrestling promotion was founded by two of the biggest criminals in the history of this business? But I gotta hand it to Johnny, he found a way to cut the dead weight and took on a much more business savy, and much better looking business partner am I right there BaBe?
THe fans roar in approval as Anicka Swan has a beaming smile from ear to ear.
Roger Wright: Yeah thought so! So the country is in a bit of a crisis with the COVD stuff, and that is exactly why I all but insisted that tonights show be broadcast live from The Wright Ranch here in Webberville TEXAS…
He pauses briefly to observe the wrestling tradition known as the CHEAP POP…
Roger Wright: What? I am running a wrestling event in literally my back yard, I think I’m entitled to at least one cheap pop? Anyway I just wanted all the wrestling fans especially the American ones know that just like OPW we will persevere we will look down the adversity caused by all of this and we wil rise up stronger and better the same way this company did over th last two weeks, and unlike my business partner I like to show gratitude to the real people who are responsible for our success and more so than the talent in the back who come out here night in and night out and put their bodies and livelihoods on the line for the sake of your entertainment. But no there would be no success there would be no OPW if it weren’t for our AMAZING FANS! And I have been around the block a time or two in my time in this business and I can sit here and honestly tell you that far and away OPW fans are the single greatest wrestling fans in the business today. So on behalf of myself and the OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION we just would like to say...THANK YOU!!
Roger smiles again and holds his hand high in the air as the fans roar in approval.
Roger Wright: Now ladies and gentlemen and those of you at home watching us on HBO...Sit back kick your shoes off and get ready for the best two hours in all of pro wrestling as we bring you simply the best from top to bottom from beginning to end! Sit back and observe why we are the hottest ticket on the market today! Thank you all again and enjoy the show!!!
Roger goes to toss the mic back to Royal Powerhouse, but Anicka grabs his arm and Roger turns around. Anicka then seemingly overcome with emotion puls him in and the two share a kiss much to the WEBBERVILLE crowd’s approval. After a few moments Anicka puts her tounge back in her mouth and takes the mic out of his hand. She then backs away coyly still with that mischievous grin of hers as she puts the mic to her lips and slowly looks Roger up and down the way a lioness looks at a gazelle before she brings it home for the rest of the pride to have dinner.
Anicka Swan: NoT So FaST THeRe CoWBoy!!!! I think we should tell them!
Roger Wright: Tell them about what Hun? The huge surprise that is going to give Johnny a hernia?
Anicka Swan: No not that silly! Let’s save that one till later because the look on his face when he sees what you’ve done will be worth his weight in GOLD. No Ani thinks we should tell them who Ani wants to fight next! Because ever since Ani beat up mean ole Abdul Bin Hassan no one has seen his little prick trick PUNK ASS! An there is another pay per view coming up in three weeks isn’t there?
Roger Wright: Highway 2 HeLL...Is the next pay per view event. Yeah but Ani you sure you wanna do this now? Remember I’m not Johnny I don’t demand you tell us right now..You tell us when you’re ready..
Aicka Swan: Ohhh ANI is already ready already COWBOY! Ani just wonders if these fans in Webberville Texas are ready too?
ANI GETS A CHEAP POP TOO…
Anicka Swan: They sound like it to Ani...So without further ADO...In three weeks at Highway 2 Hell Ani will defend her OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Championship AGAINST…
SUDDENLY THERE IS BOOING...LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF BOOING AS…
“The Resistance” by Skillet blares over the PA system as The DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT struts from behind the curtain with his wife the OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion at his side as well as the newest member of the Syndicate the one and only Xavier Wolf, and at his side his beloved wife and the other half of the OPW Immortal Tag Team Champions Le’ Andra Fury. Blair has a brand new custom made GUCCI OPW Southern Heavyweight Championship title belt strung over her arm like it’s a purse. They are both wearing Syndicate t-shirts, as is Xavier with a pair of shredded jeans that almost look more like shorts than pants. But Blair has hers tied to where her stomach is showing. Johnny raises his sunglasses and puts them above his forehead, as he looks out at the audience with utter disgust and contempt as they boo him as if he were the DEVIL HIMSELF!!! Blair tries to cover his ears but that only makes them get louder. He then holds his hands up letting his wife know it is’t necessary. He then holds his hands up calling for the music to be cut and once it is the only sound that an be heard for miles upon miles is the sound of every single man woman and child in attendance at the Wright Ranch screaming in unison
Johnny looks over at Xavier and X says something that causes both of them to laugh as Johnny waits for the chanting to die down before he puts the mic to his lips and begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ya know if I was anywhere else in the world I might be incined to be insulted to people saying what you just said about me, but the fact that we are in Webberville Texas where they practically breed selfrighteous shitstains on the underwear of AMERICA...I gotta say I’m not at all concerned by your contempt for me, because the truth is ladies and gentlemen if I was yall and I had to sit back and watch me TEAR YOUR LITTLE GOLDEN BOYS ASS TO PIECES PRACTICALLY EVERYTIME WE FACE EACH OTHER IN THAT RING then I’d
The fans aint tryin to hear none of that as they let them have it once more as all four members of The Syndicate are at the top of the entrance ramp laughing their asses off. Johnny removes his half of the OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM title belts from around his waist and slings it over his shoulder as he begins to pace back and fourth at the top of the entrance ramp. As the fans booing finally calms down so he is able to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: Well, now that we got the cheap heat out of the way perhaps we can get down to business! Anicka MY DEAR...I have to admit I am impressed you were already ready already to name your opponent for HIGHWAY 2 HELL in three weeks, but I am afraid I have some bad news MY DEAR, as your opponent was chosen for you as of thirty minutes ago!!!
Anicka Swan: How in the hell did you pull that off, because incase you forgot SWEETIE this is OPW...and in OPW THE CHAMPION IS ALLOWED TO PICK THEIR OPPONENTS! AND also incase your memory isn’t quite working as of last week Ani remembers Ariel Shadows coming out and saying you were POWERLESS! So go in the back little man because this pathetic attempt to still control things you are no longer in control of is just sad like pretty much everything else ABOUT YOU!!!!
The crowd says as Johnny clutches his heart for a moment acting like Anicka’s words hit him right where it hurts. Until he straightens up and his sarcastic smile immediately vanishes. He then reaches into his pocket and removes a purple playing card with the JOKER’S FACE ON IT. Written diagonally down the card is the words WILD KARD with the OPW logo written in all four corners of the card. Johnny holds it high in the air as his trademark arrogant smirk grows wider and wider as the crowd grows silent as they like everyone else is curious about what it is in Johnny’s had.
LA Johnny Stylez: Semms you are the one with the malfunctioning memory there SUGARPUS! Cause you see one thing I made abundantly clear to everyone when I...ME, LA JOHNNY STYLEZ the RIGHTFUL OWNER OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING instituted the policy of IMMORTAL CHAMPIONS being allowed to name their own challengers I did so with a CHECKS and BALANCES SYSTEM! You see what I hold on my hand right now is one of my THREE OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MAINEVENT WILDKARDS! That I have to right to throw down whenever the PHUCK I FEEL LIKE IT! ANd it makes any decision you made or were abut to make
Now if you and all these Webberville RED NECK PHUCKS would kindly close your CAWKSUCKERZ I’d gladly tell you who you will actually be facing!
The fans are letting Johnny and the Syndicate have it after that comment as they do their best to throw their trash up at the entrance ramp but Johnny, Xavier, Blair and Le’Andra Fury are way too far out of reach. Johnny then smirks as he motions for Xavier and Le’Andra to join him at the center of the stage as he fans are going nuts with excitement.
LA Johnny Stylez: My WILD KARD has already been played and it has been cleared by the BOARD AND EVERYTHING AND YOU ANICKA SWAN WILL DEFEND YOUR OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE AGAINST MY MAIN MAN XAVIER WOLF RIGHT HERE IN THE MAIN EVENT OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING’S PAY PER VIEW HIGHWAY 2 HELL IN 3 WEEKS..IN A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!!!!
As the fans are cheering the recent development Xavier seemingly unexpectedly grabs the mic out of Johnnys hands. Even Johnny seems surprised by it. He paces back and fourth as the crowd gets silent as everyone wants to hear what he has to say. Even Anicka walks to the rope closest to the entrance ramp to hear what X has to say for himself after everything he did.
Xavier looks at Johnny with a R THEY F’N KIDDIN ME RIGHT NOW FACES? As Johnny shrugs his shoulders X just holds his middle finger up at the crowd and they boo. It dies down a little as Xavier presses the mic to his lips and begins to speak.
Xavier Wolf: Hey Ani...How is he?
Anicka seems taken back that Xavier would have the audacity to ask her that. She grabs the mic from Roger’s hand and she jerks it up in front of her mouth and with all the bass she cant put in her voice she says…
Anicka Swan: HOW IS HE?...HOW IS HE?... HE’s DOIN SHITTY LIKE YOU EVEN CARE!!!
Xavier Wolf: You are right I don’t! Just me do us a favor huh? Tell him unless he wants to be doing even shittier then to stay on Kal’s couch and the fuck out of my business! I tried to warn him about coming back to the ring, but he just wouldn’t listen! And listen babe please don’t take it personal when we climb in the ring three weeks from now and I walk out with that belt you got slung over your shoulder that you have been literally just keeping warm for me the entire time...Because eh Rog no one can keep it warm quite like she can huh?
Roger Wright: Yeah that's real cute, but we will see how cute ya all are when The Ladies and Myself hand your little buddies up there And Captain CowaBunGa a TEXAS SIZED ASS WHOOPIN!
LA Johnny STylez: Yeah yeah, wait let me guess and you are going to win because this is an important match, and wait pass the mic to Anicka Swan so she can brag to the entire world that I wanted to fuck her twenty years ago...NAH ROGER aint none of that happening. Yalls BROKEN RECORD ASSES ENDS HERE TONIGHT! Because with Xavier standing up here with me should be enough to say loudly and clearly to all of you, and the BANNED BITCHES enjying this broadcast from the comfort of their own home that the games done switched around on ya. Yall bitches been playing checkers this whole time, but at INJUSTICE 4 ALL FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY THE REST OF US WAS
H.B.O.
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!!MONDAY NIGHT $HoWCa$e!!!
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!!MONDAY NIGHT $HoWCa$e!!!
We see a shot of Roger Wright and Anicka Swann Walking Out On Stage Together, Anicka Has The OPW Immortal Title Around Her Waist.
We see Tommy Kain Destroying Jesse Styles With A Steel Chair
We See LA Johnny Stylez DRILL BRANDON MOORE WITH THE INSULT-2-INJURY!!!
We see Vincent Wolf and Xavier Wolf Hit Their Tag Finisher On Michael Maddox
We see Alan Envy Deadlift GBE Gabriel Tuck.
We see Gabriel Tuck Nail Chamber With A BiG BooT.
We see Shots Of Blair Buchannan-Stylez, Apathy, Allison Riggs-Preston, and Ophelia Pain Posing During Their Respective Ring Entrances.
We see Jayson Violence and Scotty Adams Trading Blows.
We See Tyler Knowles After The Ref Handed Him The OPW Youngblood Championship.
We See Christian Rivers Kicking Eddie Havok In The Face While Insurgence Holds Him Down.
We See Enforcer and Micheal Maddox Making Their ENtrace At The Top of The RAMP.
We See Roger Wright Drop Johnny With The Wright Stuff
Once
TwiCe&
AND THEN A THIRD TIME
Only To Immediatley Switch To Johnny Jumping On Roger ANd Pounding Him
And Then A Shot At Johnny Drilling Roger With The Insult-2-Injury During Tag Wars.
Then As The Song Winds Down We Go Through A Quick Cycle As Each Championship Title Plate Flashes On Screen
First Young Blood- Then A Picture Of Tyler Knowles Hitting His Top ROPE TOTAL WIPE OUT ON TOMMY KAIN.
THE XKoRe CHAMPIONSHIP PLATE- WE SEE SCOTTY ADAMS BEING AWARDED THE TITLE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AT WRESTLECADE I
OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES- WE SEE THE WOLVES WITH VooDoo Posing IN The CENTER OF THE RING.
OPW SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, BLAIR HITTING THE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX ON JESSE STYLES FOR THE FIRST TIME.
AND FINALLY THE OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WHICH THEN SWITCHES TO THE SCENE FROM WRESTLECADE WHERE BOTH JOHNNY AND ROGER HELD ANICKA SWAN'S HAND HIGH...
After that there is an
!!!!!!eXPLo$ioN!!!!!
First One Says;
#BuiLTBACKSTRONGER!!!
HEY AW FANS...BOTH OF YOU!!!
BOW 2 The SyNDiCaTE!!!
ENVY WAS SCREWED!!!!
HEY OPHELIA I'LL MARRY BOTH OF YOU!!
X-WHORE CHAMPION OPHELIA PAIN
MADISON IS O-P-W!!!
INSURGENCE SUX
PARODY RULZ
#HEY BLAIR GUCCI MADE THIS SIGN JUST FOR ME
Le'Andra + XAVIER = WORST MARRIAGE EVER!!!
Before we cut away to the broadcast team the camera finds at the top nosebleed section on the right side of the arena right above the entry way it says with a large draped cloth hanging over the bannister it says
~$~ THE COOL RIFLE SECTION ~$~
BooM BooM BooM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM&BooM&
AND THEN ONE FINAL
!!!!!!!B.L.A.S.T.!!!!!!!!
THE FOUR RING POSTS EXPLODE WITH FIRE AND AS IT THE FIRE DIES DOWN THE SMOKE IN THE AIR SPELLS OUT THE NUMERALS 4:19...We then cut right back to the ringside area where out broadcast teams welcomes us all to the show..So sit down and get comfortable WRESTLING IS ON MOTHER PHUCKERZ!!!
Taj Escobar: Good evening everyone and welcome to the very first edition of MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE ON OUR BRAND NEW HOME LIVE HERE ON H...B...O!
Mason Moore: YESSSSS INDEEDY DO! I don’t know about you Taj but I am all kinds od excited for this evening because do we have one dope show for you kiddies sittin at home and out there in the stands! Because we are live and in living color on the private property of OPW Co-OWNER Roger Wright who is the only OWNER in Outlaw Pro Wrestling that has any power as Johnny Stylez is just one week into his powerless thirty days as per the decree of the HBO executives and private investors!
Taj Escobar: Yes mam and what a show we have for you here tonight! One of the matches I personally can’t wait to see is one people have been talking about all week. At INJUSTICE 4 ALL our most recent pay per view event we saw Ophelia Pain defeat Scotty Adams with an assist from her partner V.I.O.L.E.N.C.E. to become the brand new XKoRe CHAMPION!
Mason Moore: And thanks largely inpart due to Roger Wright Tyler Knowles lost the OPW Youngblood Championship to overly impressive new comer The Parody!
Taj Escobar: And as OPW puts their head down and barrel out way into the future it was decided and believe it or not agreed upon by Roger Wright and LA Johnny Stylez to distance themselves from the New Edge Wrestling banner, so they have opt’d tonight that the Youngblood Champion and the XKoRe CHAMPION will meet in a unification match to determine the first ever Outlaw Pro Wrestling PUREBLOOD CHAMPION! That match is gunna be sick!
Mason Moore: And fresh off of one of the most shocking things we have ever seen here in OPW was when Xavier Wolf betrayed his entire family as he slammed Johnny Stylez shovel into his brother Vincent’s head after they had lost the OPW Immortal Tag Team Champions of the WOrld Le’Andra Fury and LA Johnny Stylez! Yup you heard it right Le’Andra Fury and LA Johnny Stylez are the brand new Outlaw Pro Wrestling Tag Team Championz of the World!
Taj Escobar: And yes as much as it made my stomach turn we will see Xavier Wolf himself the nwest member of the Syndicate here in action this evening as he battles our local Irish Man Eoin O’Rourke later on tonight!
Mason Moore: Also here this evening we kick off the brand new Prestige title division as Gabriel Tuck and Eddie Havok have the first match in their best of five series, I’m sure both men want to get in here in front of this electric crowd on this historical evening and get off on the right foot as far as this series is concerned because make no mistake about it OUTLAW NATION this is the most important series of matches in the OPW careers of these two former tag team partners and friends!
Taj Escobar: We have a triple threat match to determine the number one contender to Blair Buchannan-Stylez newly won OPW SOuthern Heavyweight Championship.
Mason Moore: Actually it seems more like a handicapp match as Christian Rivers and Michael Maddox both members of Insurgence will take on Tommy Kain to see who goes onto Highway to Hell to challenge Blair for her Southern Heavyweight Championship she just won back just seven days ago!
Taj Escobar: Yup and speaking of Blair Buchannan….For those of you that followed along the various social media outlets and the offical Outlaw Pro Wrestling website know that all six members of the scheduled six man tag team match between the Syndicate and the WolfPack did as commanded by the HBO board and went through a psych eval eariler in the week. All parties ere given a green light so tonight we will have one of the biggest six man tag matches ever as Co-Owner Roger Wright and Immortal Heavyweight Champion Anicka Swan along with her best friend Allison Riggs-Preston will take on members of the Syndicae OPW SOuthern Heavyweight Champion Blair Buchannan-Stylez, former OPW Youngblood Champion Tyler Knowles and ½ of the OPW Immortal Tag Team Champions of the world the other co-owner LA Johnny Stylez!
Mason Moore: And in the main event we finally put to bed one of the most heated rivalries in the breif history here at Outlaw Pro Wrestling as tonight Seth Iser and Al Envy put their beef to bed once and for all as they will go one on one in our main event in a DOG KOLLAR MATCH! And the only way to win one of those here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling is by TKO or SUBMISSION!
Taj Escobar: So as you an see for yourselves we came to HBO prepared to have one hell of a show coming fresh off the heels of what was unequivocally our most successful Pay Per View events as INJUSTICE 4 ALL said over 350 Million viewers and the number is still climbing! Everyone want’s a piece of the hottest ticket in pro wrestling..But let’s take it down to the ring where..
KICKIN IT IN THE STIX blares over the PA SYSTEM as every man woman and child are on their feet as they go nuts cheering for their hometown hero the one and only Roger Wright. He walks out in his wrestling trunks and a brand new OPW HIGHWAY 2 HELL t-shirt with a skeleton on a motorcycle flipping his middle finger as he rides off into the sunset. Anicka Swan is dressed in her ring gear and as the OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT slung over her shoulder as the couple stop at the center of the entrance ramp and lightly press their lips to one another's before an immense fireworks explosion shoots off startling Anicka Swan as you can tell by Roger’s laughter he didn’t tell her it was coming!
They then casually make their way down to ring side as Roger stops and slaps the hands of every single person on the way to the ring as Anicka does the same on the other side. They finally make it to the ring as these fans haven’t stopped cheering since the song kicked on over the PA System. Roger climbs in the ring with a moc already in hand and he sits on the middle rope and holds the top rope up so Anicka can get in the ring. Anicka waves him off as she takes the OPW Immortal Title from over her shoulder and fastens the straps around her waist when she props one leg up on the ring apron and runs her hand down it very sensually...And then she pulls herself up doing a split as she then glides underneath the bottom rope in a way that would render some weak minded men utterly brain dead. We’re just sayin!
Then as they both stand in the ring together the fans are so loud they won’t even let Roger speak…
WELCOME HOME
WELCOME HOME
WELCOME HOME
THey chant in unison as Roger seems a bit taken back by all of this. But still he smiles a humble smile and loks down at the ring putting his hands in his poket and pretending to kick rocks in the ring as he finally goes to speak.
Roger Wright: Awwww SHUX I missed you guys too! It’s good to be in Texas and even better it’s much better to be in WEBBERVILLE am I RIGHT?
RO-GER WRIGHT
RO-GER WRIGHT
RO-GER WRIGHT
Roger smiles at Anicka as he grabs her by the hand and kisses her right above the knuckles as she smiles at him and the fans let out another huge pop.
Roger Wright: But let’s talk about something real quick. What a historic accomplishment for a little small upstart wrestling promotion known as Outlaw Pro Wrestling. Now I have to admit a lot of people, MYSELF INCLUDED, didn’t think we would make it past our first month. We didn’t have a major distribution or television deal because well what do you expect when your wrestling promotion was founded by two of the biggest criminals in the history of this business? But I gotta hand it to Johnny, he found a way to cut the dead weight and took on a much more business savy, and much better looking business partner am I right there BaBe?
THe fans roar in approval as Anicka Swan has a beaming smile from ear to ear.
Roger Wright: Yeah thought so! So the country is in a bit of a crisis with the COVD stuff, and that is exactly why I all but insisted that tonights show be broadcast live from The Wright Ranch here in Webberville TEXAS…
He pauses briefly to observe the wrestling tradition known as the CHEAP POP…
Roger Wright: What? I am running a wrestling event in literally my back yard, I think I’m entitled to at least one cheap pop? Anyway I just wanted all the wrestling fans especially the American ones know that just like OPW we will persevere we will look down the adversity caused by all of this and we wil rise up stronger and better the same way this company did over th last two weeks, and unlike my business partner I like to show gratitude to the real people who are responsible for our success and more so than the talent in the back who come out here night in and night out and put their bodies and livelihoods on the line for the sake of your entertainment. But no there would be no success there would be no OPW if it weren’t for our AMAZING FANS! And I have been around the block a time or two in my time in this business and I can sit here and honestly tell you that far and away OPW fans are the single greatest wrestling fans in the business today. So on behalf of myself and the OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION we just would like to say...THANK YOU!!
THANK YOU ROGER
O-P-W
THANK YOU ROGER
O-P-W
Roger smiles again and holds his hand high in the air as the fans roar in approval.
Roger Wright: Now ladies and gentlemen and those of you at home watching us on HBO...Sit back kick your shoes off and get ready for the best two hours in all of pro wrestling as we bring you simply the best from top to bottom from beginning to end! Sit back and observe why we are the hottest ticket on the market today! Thank you all again and enjoy the show!!!
Roger goes to toss the mic back to Royal Powerhouse, but Anicka grabs his arm and Roger turns around. Anicka then seemingly overcome with emotion puls him in and the two share a kiss much to the WEBBERVILLE crowd’s approval. After a few moments Anicka puts her tounge back in her mouth and takes the mic out of his hand. She then backs away coyly still with that mischievous grin of hers as she puts the mic to her lips and slowly looks Roger up and down the way a lioness looks at a gazelle before she brings it home for the rest of the pride to have dinner.
Anicka Swan: NoT So FaST THeRe CoWBoy!!!! I think we should tell them!
Roger Wright: Tell them about what Hun? The huge surprise that is going to give Johnny a hernia?
Anicka Swan: No not that silly! Let’s save that one till later because the look on his face when he sees what you’ve done will be worth his weight in GOLD. No Ani thinks we should tell them who Ani wants to fight next! Because ever since Ani beat up mean ole Abdul Bin Hassan no one has seen his little prick trick PUNK ASS! An there is another pay per view coming up in three weeks isn’t there?
Roger Wright: Highway 2 HeLL...Is the next pay per view event. Yeah but Ani you sure you wanna do this now? Remember I’m not Johnny I don’t demand you tell us right now..You tell us when you’re ready..
Aicka Swan: Ohhh ANI is already ready already COWBOY! Ani just wonders if these fans in Webberville Texas are ready too?
ANI GETS A CHEAP POP TOO…
Anicka Swan: They sound like it to Ani...So without further ADO...In three weeks at Highway 2 Hell Ani will defend her OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Championship AGAINST…
SUDDENLY THERE IS BOOING...LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF BOOING AS…
“The Resistance” by Skillet blares over the PA system as The DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT struts from behind the curtain with his wife the OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion at his side as well as the newest member of the Syndicate the one and only Xavier Wolf, and at his side his beloved wife and the other half of the OPW Immortal Tag Team Champions Le’ Andra Fury. Blair has a brand new custom made GUCCI OPW Southern Heavyweight Championship title belt strung over her arm like it’s a purse. They are both wearing Syndicate t-shirts, as is Xavier with a pair of shredded jeans that almost look more like shorts than pants. But Blair has hers tied to where her stomach is showing. Johnny raises his sunglasses and puts them above his forehead, as he looks out at the audience with utter disgust and contempt as they boo him as if he were the DEVIL HIMSELF!!! Blair tries to cover his ears but that only makes them get louder. He then holds his hands up letting his wife know it is’t necessary. He then holds his hands up calling for the music to be cut and once it is the only sound that an be heard for miles upon miles is the sound of every single man woman and child in attendance at the Wright Ranch screaming in unison
JOHNNY SUX
JOHNNY SUX
JOHNNY SUX
Johnny looks over at Xavier and X says something that causes both of them to laugh as Johnny waits for the chanting to die down before he puts the mic to his lips and begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ya know if I was anywhere else in the world I might be incined to be insulted to people saying what you just said about me, but the fact that we are in Webberville Texas where they practically breed selfrighteous shitstains on the underwear of AMERICA...I gotta say I’m not at all concerned by your contempt for me, because the truth is ladies and gentlemen if I was yall and I had to sit back and watch me TEAR YOUR LITTLE GOLDEN BOYS ASS TO PIECES PRACTICALLY EVERYTIME WE FACE EACH OTHER IN THAT RING then I’d
!!!!!PRoLLY GeT Pi$$eD TOO!!!!!
BUT SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE PHUCK UP IMPORTANT PEOPLE ARE TALKING!!!
The fans aint tryin to hear none of that as they let them have it once more as all four members of The Syndicate are at the top of the entrance ramp laughing their asses off. Johnny removes his half of the OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM title belts from around his waist and slings it over his shoulder as he begins to pace back and fourth at the top of the entrance ramp. As the fans booing finally calms down so he is able to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: Well, now that we got the cheap heat out of the way perhaps we can get down to business! Anicka MY DEAR...I have to admit I am impressed you were already ready already to name your opponent for HIGHWAY 2 HELL in three weeks, but I am afraid I have some bad news MY DEAR, as your opponent was chosen for you as of thirty minutes ago!!!
Anicka Swan: How in the hell did you pull that off, because incase you forgot SWEETIE this is OPW...and in OPW THE CHAMPION IS ALLOWED TO PICK THEIR OPPONENTS! AND also incase your memory isn’t quite working as of last week Ani remembers Ariel Shadows coming out and saying you were POWERLESS! So go in the back little man because this pathetic attempt to still control things you are no longer in control of is just sad like pretty much everything else ABOUT YOU!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The crowd says as Johnny clutches his heart for a moment acting like Anicka’s words hit him right where it hurts. Until he straightens up and his sarcastic smile immediately vanishes. He then reaches into his pocket and removes a purple playing card with the JOKER’S FACE ON IT. Written diagonally down the card is the words WILD KARD with the OPW logo written in all four corners of the card. Johnny holds it high in the air as his trademark arrogant smirk grows wider and wider as the crowd grows silent as they like everyone else is curious about what it is in Johnny’s had.
LA Johnny Stylez: Semms you are the one with the malfunctioning memory there SUGARPUS! Cause you see one thing I made abundantly clear to everyone when I...ME, LA JOHNNY STYLEZ the RIGHTFUL OWNER OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING instituted the policy of IMMORTAL CHAMPIONS being allowed to name their own challengers I did so with a CHECKS and BALANCES SYSTEM! You see what I hold on my hand right now is one of my THREE OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MAINEVENT WILDKARDS! That I have to right to throw down whenever the PHUCK I FEEL LIKE IT! ANd it makes any decision you made or were abut to make
!!!!!NuLL & F’N VoID!!!!!
IN OTHER WORDS PRINCESS EVEN THOUGH IM TECHNICALLY POWERLESS
!!!!!YOU STILL DO WTPHUCK I TELL YA!!!!!
THEY ARE CALLED LOOPHOLEZ, GOOGLE IT I DONT HAVE TIME TO SPLAIN IT TO YA!
Now if you and all these Webberville RED NECK PHUCKS would kindly close your CAWKSUCKERZ I’d gladly tell you who you will actually be facing!
The fans are letting Johnny and the Syndicate have it after that comment as they do their best to throw their trash up at the entrance ramp but Johnny, Xavier, Blair and Le’Andra Fury are way too far out of reach. Johnny then smirks as he motions for Xavier and Le’Andra to join him at the center of the stage as he fans are going nuts with excitement.
LA Johnny Stylez: My WILD KARD has already been played and it has been cleared by the BOARD AND EVERYTHING AND YOU ANICKA SWAN WILL DEFEND YOUR OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE AGAINST MY MAIN MAN XAVIER WOLF RIGHT HERE IN THE MAIN EVENT OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING’S PAY PER VIEW HIGHWAY 2 HELL IN 3 WEEKS..IN A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!!!!
As the fans are cheering the recent development Xavier seemingly unexpectedly grabs the mic out of Johnnys hands. Even Johnny seems surprised by it. He paces back and fourth as the crowd gets silent as everyone wants to hear what he has to say. Even Anicka walks to the rope closest to the entrance ramp to hear what X has to say for himself after everything he did.
YOU SOLD OUT
YOU SOLD OUT
YOU SOLD OUT
Xavier looks at Johnny with a R THEY F’N KIDDIN ME RIGHT NOW FACES? As Johnny shrugs his shoulders X just holds his middle finger up at the crowd and they boo. It dies down a little as Xavier presses the mic to his lips and begins to speak.
Xavier Wolf: Hey Ani...How is he?
Anicka seems taken back that Xavier would have the audacity to ask her that. She grabs the mic from Roger’s hand and she jerks it up in front of her mouth and with all the bass she cant put in her voice she says…
Anicka Swan: HOW IS HE?...HOW IS HE?... HE’s DOIN SHITTY LIKE YOU EVEN CARE!!!
Xavier Wolf: You are right I don’t! Just me do us a favor huh? Tell him unless he wants to be doing even shittier then to stay on Kal’s couch and the fuck out of my business! I tried to warn him about coming back to the ring, but he just wouldn’t listen! And listen babe please don’t take it personal when we climb in the ring three weeks from now and I walk out with that belt you got slung over your shoulder that you have been literally just keeping warm for me the entire time...Because eh Rog no one can keep it warm quite like she can huh?
Roger Wright: Yeah that's real cute, but we will see how cute ya all are when The Ladies and Myself hand your little buddies up there And Captain CowaBunGa a TEXAS SIZED ASS WHOOPIN!
LA Johnny STylez: Yeah yeah, wait let me guess and you are going to win because this is an important match, and wait pass the mic to Anicka Swan so she can brag to the entire world that I wanted to fuck her twenty years ago...NAH ROGER aint none of that happening. Yalls BROKEN RECORD ASSES ENDS HERE TONIGHT! Because with Xavier standing up here with me should be enough to say loudly and clearly to all of you, and the BANNED BITCHES enjying this broadcast from the comfort of their own home that the games done switched around on ya. Yall bitches been playing checkers this whole time, but at INJUSTICE 4 ALL FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY THE REST OF US WAS
~$~ PLayIN CHe$$ ~$~
...WHICH IS WHY IT WAS SO EASY FOR US TO PUT UR SORRY ASSES IN CHECK!!!
Moral of the story asshats....Is that we might be in WEBBERVILLE TEXAS on ROGER WRIGHT'S PHUCKIN FARM! BUT LET US BE PERFECTLY PHUCKING CLEAR ABOUT ONE GOT DAMN THING! From this moment forward the balance of power has shifted. And just as the sun set over those hills a few moments ago. The sun has set on The Wolves Time atop this wrestling promotion...And it is finna rise again into the age of the SyNDiCaTe...and you shitbirds can either get with it or get run over by it. WHichever one you choose makes not one bit of difference to me. But at HIGHWAY 2 HELL in three weeks my boy X over here is going to walk out the brand new IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING...WHich will be your final phucking notice that it was high time that the rest of you fell in line and took my suggestion, which is actually more of a requirement now that each and every phuckin one of you can kiss our asses and of course
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
HEY WEBBERVILLE THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU DOUCHE BAGZ! HIT THE F'N MUSIC!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
HEY WEBBERVILLE THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU DOUCHE BAGZ! HIT THE F'N MUSIC!!!!
Taj Escobar: Well ladies and gentlemen the battlelines have offically been drawn. We aren't even twenty minutes into the show this evening and already we know the main event of our next PPV!
Mason Moore: Yeah I don't know what it is Taj I got a good feelin about tonight man! Something fuckin BIG IS gunna happen I can feel it!
Taj Escobar: Yeah I'd say HBO and OPW are pretty much the perfect fit! We are headed into one of what will be many UNFORGETTABLE EVENINGS!
Mason Moore: YEah perfect fit...That's a good way to put that Taj...Just like when a big ole rock hard...
Taj Escobar: And we have to step out for a moment ladies and gentlemen but we will be right back with out first match stay with us!
Mason Moore: Yeah I don't know what it is Taj I got a good feelin about tonight man! Something fuckin BIG IS gunna happen I can feel it!
Taj Escobar: Yeah I'd say HBO and OPW are pretty much the perfect fit! We are headed into one of what will be many UNFORGETTABLE EVENINGS!
Mason Moore: YEah perfect fit...That's a good way to put that Taj...Just like when a big ole rock hard...
Taj Escobar: And we have to step out for a moment ladies and gentlemen but we will be right back with out first match stay with us!