Post by lajohnnystylez on May 19, 2020 9:11:52 GMT -5
"Legendary" by Skillet plays as the screen goes from black to fuzzy to an empty Outlaw Pro Wrestling ring. Then as the song speeds up so do the people whom are there putting the ring together and setting the up the stage area bringing Monday Night Showcase to life. WHen the song gets to the first major guitar rhiff we cut to some highlighted OPW Action that we have seen on ShowCa$e and OPW programs...
We see a shot of Roger Wright and Anicka Swann Walking Out On Stage Together, Anicka Has The OPW Immortal Title Around Her Waist.
We See Damon "Havok" Riggs Standing In The Entrance Ramp LOOKING AT ALL THE FANS GOIN BAT SHIT CRAZY
We See Xavier Wolf Smash His Brother Vincent in The Head With The Business End of Johnny's SHovel
We see Tommy Kain Destroying Jesse Styles With A Steel Chair
We See LA Johnny Stylez DRILL BRANDON MOORE WITH THE INSULT-2-INJURY!!!
We see Jason Ryan Hit His Finisher On Apathy
We see Alan Envy Deadlift GBE Gabriel Tuck.
We see Gabriel Tuck Nail Chamber With A BiG BooT.
We see Shots Of Blair Buchannan-Stylez, Apathy, Allison Riggs-Preston, and Ophelia Pain Posing During Their Respective Ring Entrances.
We see Jayson Violence and Scotty Adams Trading Blows.
We See OPHELIA PAIN After The Ref Handed HER The OPW PUREBLood Championship.
We See Christian Rivers Kicking Eddie Havok In The Face While Insurgence Holds Him Down.
We See Jaxson Riley Hanging Eoin O'Rourke From The Ropes
We See Alexis Skye Hiss At The Ref While Flashing Her Fangs, AND THEN QUICKLY FLASH TO NECRA OCTAVIA KANE MAKING HER ENTRANCE
We See Scotty Adams F'N DRILL PARODY ON HIS BITCHASS HEAD WITH A PACKAGE PILEDRIVER finisher
We See Abdul Bin Hassan Blast Anicka Swan WIth A Foreign Object That Scored His TKO FALL IN THE WAR MATCH
We See Enforcer and Micheal Maddox Making Their ENtrace At The Top of The RAMP.
We See Roger Wright Drop Johnny With The Wright Stuff
Only To Immediatley Switch To Johnny Jumping On Roger ANd Pounding Him
And Then A Shot At Johnny Drilling Roger With The Insult-2-Injury During Tag Wars.
Then As The Song Winds Down We Go Through A Quick Cycle As Each Championship Title Plate Flashes On Screen
First Prestige- Then A Picture Of Eddie Havok and Gabriel Tuck Meeting Face To Face IN the Center of The Ring Before The First Match In The Best of 5 Series
THE PuREBLooD Championship- WE SEE OPHELIA PAIN ON HER KNEES WITH THE TITLE LAID OUT IN FRONT OF HER AS SHE IS IN TEARS
OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES- WE SEE THE SYNDICATE LA Johnny Stylez and Le'Andra Fury Hit Their Tag Finisher "The INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT"
OPW SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, BLAIR HOLDING UP HER BRAND NEW CUSTOM GUCCI OPW SOUTHERN CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
AND FINALLY THE OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WHICH THEN SWITCHES TO THE SCENE FROM WRESTLECADE WHERE BOTH JOHNNY AND ROGER HELD ANICKA SWAN'S HAND HIGH...
After that there is an
First One Says;
#BuiLTBACKSTRONGER!!!
HEY AW FANS...BOTH OF YOU!!!
BOW 2 The SyNDiCaTE!!!
WELCOME HOME DAMON RIGGS!!!!
HEY ALEXIS BITE DEEZ NUTZ!!!
EDDIE HAVOK IS PRESTIGE
MADISON SNITCHES ON BITCHES!!!
WHEN THE HANGMAN COMES FOR YOU...YOU HANG!!!
PARODY RULZ
#HEY BLAIR EVERY KING NEED A QUEEN
Le'Andra WOULDNT SIGN THE PRENUP
Before we cut away to the broadcast team the camera finds at the top nosebleed section on the right side of the arena right above the entry way it says with a large draped cloth hanging over the bannister it says
BooM BooM BooM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM
AND THEN ONE FINAL
THE FOUR RING POSTS EXPLODE WITH FIRE AND AS IT THE FIRE DIES DOWN THE SMOKE IN THE AIR SPELLS OUT THE NUMERALS 4:19...We then cut right back to the ringside area where out broadcast teams welcomes us all to the show..So sit down and get comfortable WRESTLING IS ON MOTHER PHUCKERZ!!!
Taj Escobar: Good evening everyone and welcome to pro wrestling's NUMBER ONE F'N SHOW...Ladies and Gentz THIS IS MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE ON OUR BRAND NEW HOME LIVE HERE ON H...B...O!
Mason Moore: GOD I LOVE THIS FUCKIN PLACE!AND YES AS YOU CAN SEE I STILL AM VERY MUCH THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF PORN AND PRO WRESTLING WHICH MEANS THAT TRAMP Madison IVY STILL SUCKS ALL THE DICKS IN OPW!
VooDoo: And also as you can see the rumors are indeed true the Outlaw Pro Wrestling announce team has gotten much much sexier, as they made the best possible addition they could have to the announce booth as I provide both priceless insite to what life is like inside of that squared circle as well as commonly interject a matter of common sense these two neanderthals and sex deviants wouldn't have if it were stapled to them!
Taj Escobar: Way to keep it classy there San Diego...But in addition to your normal elegant ways we have one hell of a show for you here tonight ladies and gentlemen! What a friggin MAIN EVENT DO WE HAVE YOU HERE TONIGHT?
VooDoo: Well ladies and gentlemen for reasons beyond our realm of understanding Ophelia Pain went through all the trouble and turmoil to not only win he XKoRe CHAMPIONSHIP, but also the PuREBLooD Championship not seven days later...And then after she and Jayson Violence were brutally attacked by Scotty Adams and that other guy's name that starts with a P that thinks he is a whole lot better than he actually is, she walked right into the OPW office of Roger Wright demanded and was granted her release! So in addition to being able to watch the greatest pro wrestler in the world today PROVE THAT VERY fact right before your very eyes this evening as Anicka Swan puts her Outlaw Pro Wrestling IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE HERE TONIGHT AGAINST THE ENFORCER!
Taj Escobar: Right but as Voo was trying to bring up before she got a lady boner talking about the OPW Immortal Championship what she was trying to get it is that with Ophelia Pain's departure that means that live here tonight in the first ever OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING FATAL FATE MATCH WE ARE GOING TO CROWN US A BRAND NEW....WORTHY OPW PUREBLOOD CHAMPION! It's gunna be fricken SEXY!
Mason Moore: Either of you Blowjob Bettys wanna splain what in the hell a FATAL FATE MATCH IS?
VooDoo: Wait I thought you were supposed to do that?
Mason Moore: Ohh that must be why they keep asking me in my head set huh?
VooDoo: What? I'm just glad I was finally able to convince you that your headset isn't some kind of a extravagant set of nipple warmers!
Mason Moore: I'm tellin you Voo, they missed out hugggge on that one!
Taj Escobar: Ladies...The match?
Mason Moore: Ohh right!!! Ok so you know how you have those lame dick places like AW? Right and they all have their stupid little "ROYAL RUMBLE" matches that they ripped off of the Vince McMahon version of WCW? Right well here in Outlaw we resolved not to keep with the trend of that shit because it had become more cliche then Tyler Knowles best Regina George impression! But the conept as it turns out is just too dope to avoid...SO we caved a little bit.
Taj Escobar: What she is trying to say is that we aren't really big on battle royals here in th DUB. And Jayson Violence sort of summed it up best eariler in the week when he stated that the OPW PureBLooD Champonship from this day forward was going to be the embodiment of what makes OPW the single greatest wrestling promotion today...Whether some hypocritical hack wants to "tolerate" that or not. Facts are facts and the fact is that Outlaw Pro Wrestling is the most competitve, creative, unique, passionate one of a kind professional wrestling orginization that gives our fans what they want, without half assing a single thing. We are what we are and our talent gets what they earn here...and they have to earn everything they are given. So tonight here live in our main event. A handful of Outlaw Pro Wrestling's greatest competitors will come out here the match will start off with two individuals and every five minutes another entrant will enter the match. And this will go on until there are no more entrants and there is only one person left standing. There will be no pussy ass over the top rope eliminations. The only way you can be eliminated is by pinfall, submission, or by knockout! So strap in ladies and gentlemen because it is going to be one crazy ass night here in the OUTLAW NATION!
VooDoo: So whatelse do we got on tap for the evening?
Taj Escobar: Uhhhh....well honestly Johnny is usually out here by now but uhhhh....
VooDoo: But uhhh what?
Taj Escobar: I don't know how this is going to go, I mean Johnny isn't here tonight, so who the hell is going to come out and tell us all what to expect tonight?
Mason Moore: WAIT WHAT?
VooDoo: We are going to see exactly what we all want tonight, and that is a show that will blow everyone else out of the water.
Mason Moore: HOLD ON!!!! Are we getting paid if Johnny isn't here?
VooDoo: Calm down, we are getting paid, Roger is here and I am sure he has a great show planned out for the night, with little to no filler like we usually get.
Mason Moore: Are you sure?
Taj Escobar: Yes we are sure, in fact I am being told the first match will be starting in a moment!
Mason Moore: This isn't right, where is Johnny, how can we have an OPW show without the man himself?
VooDoo: Because this whole thing is about the competitors, now calm it down before you get hurt!
Taj Escobar: Well ladies, here we go, first match of the night.
Mason Moore: BUT!!!!
Taj Escobar: Time for match three of the prestige title best of five. This is going to be god damn good!
VooDoo: Submission match at that, someone will be tapping out in this one. Both of these men have been destroying each other week in and week out, and this week will no doubt be no different. I am curious though, we all know Tuck has that jaw clutch, what does Havok have?
Mason Moore: Did Johnny sign off on this?
VooDoo: He doesn't have too, Roger is in charge tonight, now calm the hell down and do your job.
Taj Escobar: Um Yeah that!
Havok and Tuck lock up in the middle of the ring, Tuck taking Havok down with an armdrag, and both men popping to their feet. Again they go to lock up, but Tuck shoots for the jaw right away, Havok counters with a twist and rolls through locking in an armbar in the middle of the ring. Tuck reaches for the bottom rope and gets the tips of his fingers on them, the ref calling for the break immediately.
VooDoo: Ring awareness, first thing anyone has to learn when they climb into the ring, Havok should have gotten him further from the ropes.
Taj Escobar: Yeah but that was so bang bang, it would have been impossible to get him further from the ropes.
Mason Moore: Yeah have to agree with that.
VooDoo: I’d eat you both for lunch in that ring.
Both men are back on their feet, and Tuck is shaking out his arm with a smile. They circle each other before going for a lock up, but Havok shoots the legs of Tuck and takes him down with a double leg takedown before crawling over and landing a series of rights and lefts. Tuck manages to get his guard up, then pull Havok toward him as he wraps his legs around the waist of Havok and sinks in a guillotine choke.
Taj Escobar: What a counter, if Havok doesn’t tap he might just pass out from the hold.
VooDoo: Very possible, but I doubt Havok is going to lose this match to a guillotine choke hold.
Mason Moore: I have to agree with VooDoo, there is way too much on the line.
Havok gets his feet and knees on the mat, then using all his strength manages to get Tuck’s back up off the mat and then slams him hard against it. The hold immediately being released. Havok with a last desperation move drives a hard elbow to the side of Tuck’s face and collapses next to the man. Both of them lay on the mat for what felt like an eternity before they finally at the same time move for the ropes to get back to their feet.
Mason Moore: What a damn powerful move that was, the strength required was tremendous.
VooDoo: getting him up into the air was the hard part, after that he let gravity do the rest, great way to counter that hold.
Taj Escobar: The follow up Elbow was perfect, really allowing Havok to buy himself some time in this one.
Both men are on their feet, But Havok is really relying on the corner to maintain his upright position. Tuck rushes the corner leaping into the air and driving a knee into the back of Havok, and forcing the man's chest first into the corner. Havok bounces out of the corner, and Tuck leaps to the middle rope flying off it and nailing Havok with a superman punch that sends him slamming back first to the ground.
VooDoo: Looks like Havok was having some trouble catching his breath and Tuck took full advantage of that moment, well done.
Mason Moore: That was insane seeing him fly in for that punch off the middle rope, and I think Havok is out cold.
Taj Escobar: Very well could be out cold, and Tuck isn’t going to slow up.
Reaching down Tuck grabs the right leg of Havok and twists around flipping the man over and locking in a single leg Boston Crab. The ref checks Havok who writhes in pain reaching for the bottom rope. For a minute Havok refuses to give up trying for the rope. He lowers his head and the ref checks him, Havok bursts to life and manages to twist hard to the left then the right breaking Tuck’s grip and getting to his back. He uses his left leg and drives it into the stomach of Tuck and then the right knee, Tuck crumbling to the mat, and Havok reaches up, and locks in a guillotine choke of his own.
Mason Moore: What a great series of moves and he now has the guillotine choke sinked in on Tuck!
Taj Escobar: Yeah but I don’t know if he has enough strength to keep the hold on for long enough to get Tuck to pass out.
VooDoo: This move is all about position, not about strength, and he does have it locked in well enough!
The ref drops down and checks on Tuck, but the man refuses to quit, he fights and fights, but then the fighting stops. The ref raises a free hand of Tuck and it drops to the mat.
Once more the ref takes the arm of Tuck and raises it up into the air before letting go and it drops to the mat.
Again the ref takes the arm of Tuck and raises it up into the air and lets it go, it falls freely toward the mat and lands with a thud!
Taj Escobar: Havok did it, he pulled it off, with a guillotine choke hold!
Mason Moore: Yeah but even now he is feeling the effects of that match, how are either of these men going to have another match in them, much less two if Tuck manages to get the win next week?
VooDoo: There is a title on the line, they will find a way. That belt will drive you to do things you didn’t even think you could!
Royal Powerhouse: Here is your winner, EDDIE HAVOK!!!!!!!! BROTHER!!!!!
Taj Escobar: Well as His Royal Housness has just confirmed Eddie Havok takes a strong commanding lead heading into the go home show next week where it will be put up or shut up time for Mr. Gabriel Tuck who in my opinon has gotten where he is for thinking he is a little too big for his britches, but what else can you expect from a clown, who leads other clowns, who follow Johnny Stylez?
VooDoo: Look he can follow who he wants, but if you look at how far Eddie Havok has come since WrestleCaDe I where he climbed into the ring seven days after pulling off the biggest upset in OPW history and became the OPW Youngblood Champion by defeating The GateKeeper Chamber...And unfortunately was not able to retain that CHAMPIONSHIP that night. And the road back to title contention has not been easy, but the way Eddie Havok is competing right now, I'm not convinced there is anything Gabriel Tuck could do to stop him. Eddie Havok is indeed the embodiment of a CHAMPION HERE IN OPW...And quite frankly if Roger Wright were to walk from behind that got damn curtain right now and award Eddie Havok the Outlaw Pro Wrestling Prestige Championship I don't think anyone would bat an eye lash...And not just because Tuck is the embodiment of half ass..But becaus Eddie Havok is the real got damn deal!!!
Mason Moore: I couldn't agree more! Watching Eddie Havok turn into the competitor that he has become here in the last few weeks has been inspiring and amazing to watch! Getting his boys behind him I believe was the best thing he could have done, because in this business you have to have people watching your back. And as long as Eddie's back is covered then he is free to do what he does a lot better than most in this business and I agree I believe he will prove that once and for all next week...And I believe that one day very soon EDDIE HAVOK will represent the OUTLAW NATION as our very first OPW Prestige CHAMPION!
Taj Escobar: Well ladies and gentlemen, we have to ste....Wait...HOLD ON! Yall sit down don't go the fuck no where...I hear Roger's got something he wants to say....
H.B.O.
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!!MONDAY NIGHT $HoWCa$e!!!
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!!MONDAY NIGHT $HoWCa$e!!!
We see a shot of Roger Wright and Anicka Swann Walking Out On Stage Together, Anicka Has The OPW Immortal Title Around Her Waist.
We See Damon "Havok" Riggs Standing In The Entrance Ramp LOOKING AT ALL THE FANS GOIN BAT SHIT CRAZY
We See Xavier Wolf Smash His Brother Vincent in The Head With The Business End of Johnny's SHovel
We see Tommy Kain Destroying Jesse Styles With A Steel Chair
We See LA Johnny Stylez DRILL BRANDON MOORE WITH THE INSULT-2-INJURY!!!
We see Jason Ryan Hit His Finisher On Apathy
We see Alan Envy Deadlift GBE Gabriel Tuck.
We see Gabriel Tuck Nail Chamber With A BiG BooT.
We see Shots Of Blair Buchannan-Stylez, Apathy, Allison Riggs-Preston, and Ophelia Pain Posing During Their Respective Ring Entrances.
We see Jayson Violence and Scotty Adams Trading Blows.
We See OPHELIA PAIN After The Ref Handed HER The OPW PUREBLood Championship.
We See Christian Rivers Kicking Eddie Havok In The Face While Insurgence Holds Him Down.
We See Jaxson Riley Hanging Eoin O'Rourke From The Ropes
We See Alexis Skye Hiss At The Ref While Flashing Her Fangs, AND THEN QUICKLY FLASH TO NECRA OCTAVIA KANE MAKING HER ENTRANCE
We See Scotty Adams F'N DRILL PARODY ON HIS BITCHASS HEAD WITH A PACKAGE PILEDRIVER finisher
We See Abdul Bin Hassan Blast Anicka Swan WIth A Foreign Object That Scored His TKO FALL IN THE WAR MATCH
We See Enforcer and Micheal Maddox Making Their ENtrace At The Top of The RAMP.
We See Roger Wright Drop Johnny With The Wright Stuff
...Once
...TwiCe
...AND THEN A THIRD TIME
Only To Immediatley Switch To Johnny Jumping On Roger ANd Pounding Him
And Then A Shot At Johnny Drilling Roger With The Insult-2-Injury During Tag Wars.
Then As The Song Winds Down We Go Through A Quick Cycle As Each Championship Title Plate Flashes On Screen
First Prestige- Then A Picture Of Eddie Havok and Gabriel Tuck Meeting Face To Face IN the Center of The Ring Before The First Match In The Best of 5 Series
THE PuREBLooD Championship- WE SEE OPHELIA PAIN ON HER KNEES WITH THE TITLE LAID OUT IN FRONT OF HER AS SHE IS IN TEARS
OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES- WE SEE THE SYNDICATE LA Johnny Stylez and Le'Andra Fury Hit Their Tag Finisher "The INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT"
OPW SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, BLAIR HOLDING UP HER BRAND NEW CUSTOM GUCCI OPW SOUTHERN CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
AND FINALLY THE OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WHICH THEN SWITCHES TO THE SCENE FROM WRESTLECADE WHERE BOTH JOHNNY AND ROGER HELD ANICKA SWAN'S HAND HIGH...
After that there is an
!!!!!!eXPLo$ioN!!!!!
And We Cut Live To THE MGM GRAND IN LAS VEGAS AND IT IS SOOOOLLLLLLLD OUT! The fans are going absolutley nuts as just as is the custom at all OPW Shows fans from the front fucking row all the way to the nosebleed brought their signs with them this evening supporting their favorite OPW COmpetitor or just to catch a laugh to get themselves on television for a moment. As the music continues to play we quickly cut around the arena and focus on a few of the best signs in the arena...
First One Says;
#BuiLTBACKSTRONGER!!!
HEY AW FANS...BOTH OF YOU!!!
BOW 2 The SyNDiCaTE!!!
WELCOME HOME DAMON RIGGS!!!!
HEY ALEXIS BITE DEEZ NUTZ!!!
EDDIE HAVOK IS PRESTIGE
MADISON SNITCHES ON BITCHES!!!
WHEN THE HANGMAN COMES FOR YOU...YOU HANG!!!
PARODY RULZ
#HEY BLAIR EVERY KING NEED A QUEEN
Le'Andra WOULDNT SIGN THE PRENUP
Before we cut away to the broadcast team the camera finds at the top nosebleed section on the right side of the arena right above the entry way it says with a large draped cloth hanging over the bannister it says
~$~ THE COOL RIFLE SECTION ~$~
The screen then cuts away as we hear the voices of the Outlaw Pro Wrestlig Broadcast team as we cut to them ringside where they are sitting at their broadcast partner. Taj Escobar looking rather dapper in his black suit with red tie. His black stringy hair hangs in his face over his large mishapen nose. He has a slinder sexy smile as right next to him in the middle is Mason Moore who is wearing a pair of super short blue jean daisy duke shorts, and HIGHWAY 2 HELL wifebeater, and a pair of chucks with black socks with white stripes at the top pulled all the way up to her knees. She is chewing gum and she has this slung over her shoulder
The screen then cuts away as we hear the voices of the Outlaw Pro Wrestlig Broadcast team as we cut to them ringside where they are sitting at their broadcast partner. Taj Escobar looking rather dapper in his black suit with red tie. His black stringy hair hangs in his face over his large mishapen nose. He has a slinder sexy smile as right next to him in the middle is Mason Moore who is wearing a pair of super short blue jean daisy duke shorts, and HIGHWAY 2 HELL wifebeater, and a pair of chucks with black socks with white stripes at the top pulled all the way up to her knees. She is chewing gum and she has this slung over her shoulder
BooM BooM BooM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM
AND THEN ONE FINAL
!!!!!!!B.L.A.S.T.!!!!!!!!
THE FOUR RING POSTS EXPLODE WITH FIRE AND AS IT THE FIRE DIES DOWN THE SMOKE IN THE AIR SPELLS OUT THE NUMERALS 4:19...We then cut right back to the ringside area where out broadcast teams welcomes us all to the show..So sit down and get comfortable WRESTLING IS ON MOTHER PHUCKERZ!!!
Taj Escobar: Good evening everyone and welcome to pro wrestling's NUMBER ONE F'N SHOW...Ladies and Gentz THIS IS MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE ON OUR BRAND NEW HOME LIVE HERE ON H...B...O!
Mason Moore: GOD I LOVE THIS FUCKIN PLACE!AND YES AS YOU CAN SEE I STILL AM VERY MUCH THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF PORN AND PRO WRESTLING WHICH MEANS THAT TRAMP Madison IVY STILL SUCKS ALL THE DICKS IN OPW!
VooDoo: And also as you can see the rumors are indeed true the Outlaw Pro Wrestling announce team has gotten much much sexier, as they made the best possible addition they could have to the announce booth as I provide both priceless insite to what life is like inside of that squared circle as well as commonly interject a matter of common sense these two neanderthals and sex deviants wouldn't have if it were stapled to them!
Taj Escobar: Way to keep it classy there San Diego...But in addition to your normal elegant ways we have one hell of a show for you here tonight ladies and gentlemen! What a friggin MAIN EVENT DO WE HAVE YOU HERE TONIGHT?
VooDoo: Well ladies and gentlemen for reasons beyond our realm of understanding Ophelia Pain went through all the trouble and turmoil to not only win he XKoRe CHAMPIONSHIP, but also the PuREBLooD Championship not seven days later...And then after she and Jayson Violence were brutally attacked by Scotty Adams and that other guy's name that starts with a P that thinks he is a whole lot better than he actually is, she walked right into the OPW office of Roger Wright demanded and was granted her release! So in addition to being able to watch the greatest pro wrestler in the world today PROVE THAT VERY fact right before your very eyes this evening as Anicka Swan puts her Outlaw Pro Wrestling IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE HERE TONIGHT AGAINST THE ENFORCER!
Taj Escobar: Right but as Voo was trying to bring up before she got a lady boner talking about the OPW Immortal Championship what she was trying to get it is that with Ophelia Pain's departure that means that live here tonight in the first ever OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING FATAL FATE MATCH WE ARE GOING TO CROWN US A BRAND NEW....WORTHY OPW PUREBLOOD CHAMPION! It's gunna be fricken SEXY!
Mason Moore: Either of you Blowjob Bettys wanna splain what in the hell a FATAL FATE MATCH IS?
VooDoo: Wait I thought you were supposed to do that?
Mason Moore: Ohh that must be why they keep asking me in my head set huh?
VooDoo: What? I'm just glad I was finally able to convince you that your headset isn't some kind of a extravagant set of nipple warmers!
Mason Moore: I'm tellin you Voo, they missed out hugggge on that one!
Taj Escobar: Ladies...The match?
Mason Moore: Ohh right!!! Ok so you know how you have those lame dick places like AW? Right and they all have their stupid little "ROYAL RUMBLE" matches that they ripped off of the Vince McMahon version of WCW? Right well here in Outlaw we resolved not to keep with the trend of that shit because it had become more cliche then Tyler Knowles best Regina George impression! But the conept as it turns out is just too dope to avoid...SO we caved a little bit.
Taj Escobar: What she is trying to say is that we aren't really big on battle royals here in th DUB. And Jayson Violence sort of summed it up best eariler in the week when he stated that the OPW PureBLooD Champonship from this day forward was going to be the embodiment of what makes OPW the single greatest wrestling promotion today...Whether some hypocritical hack wants to "tolerate" that or not. Facts are facts and the fact is that Outlaw Pro Wrestling is the most competitve, creative, unique, passionate one of a kind professional wrestling orginization that gives our fans what they want, without half assing a single thing. We are what we are and our talent gets what they earn here...and they have to earn everything they are given. So tonight here live in our main event. A handful of Outlaw Pro Wrestling's greatest competitors will come out here the match will start off with two individuals and every five minutes another entrant will enter the match. And this will go on until there are no more entrants and there is only one person left standing. There will be no pussy ass over the top rope eliminations. The only way you can be eliminated is by pinfall, submission, or by knockout! So strap in ladies and gentlemen because it is going to be one crazy ass night here in the OUTLAW NATION!
VooDoo: So whatelse do we got on tap for the evening?
Taj Escobar: Uhhhh....well honestly Johnny is usually out here by now but uhhhh....
VooDoo: But uhhh what?
Taj Escobar: I don't know how this is going to go, I mean Johnny isn't here tonight, so who the hell is going to come out and tell us all what to expect tonight?
Mason Moore: WAIT WHAT?
VooDoo: We are going to see exactly what we all want tonight, and that is a show that will blow everyone else out of the water.
Mason Moore: HOLD ON!!!! Are we getting paid if Johnny isn't here?
VooDoo: Calm down, we are getting paid, Roger is here and I am sure he has a great show planned out for the night, with little to no filler like we usually get.
Mason Moore: Are you sure?
Taj Escobar: Yes we are sure, in fact I am being told the first match will be starting in a moment!
Mason Moore: This isn't right, where is Johnny, how can we have an OPW show without the man himself?
VooDoo: Because this whole thing is about the competitors, now calm it down before you get hurt!
Taj Escobar: Well ladies, here we go, first match of the night.
Mason Moore: BUT!!!!
Taj Escobar: Time for match three of the prestige title best of five. This is going to be god damn good!
VooDoo: Submission match at that, someone will be tapping out in this one. Both of these men have been destroying each other week in and week out, and this week will no doubt be no different. I am curious though, we all know Tuck has that jaw clutch, what does Havok have?
Mason Moore: Did Johnny sign off on this?
VooDoo: He doesn't have too, Roger is in charge tonight, now calm the hell down and do your job.
Taj Escobar: Um Yeah that!
-----------------------------DING---------------------------
VooDoo: Ring awareness, first thing anyone has to learn when they climb into the ring, Havok should have gotten him further from the ropes.
Taj Escobar: Yeah but that was so bang bang, it would have been impossible to get him further from the ropes.
Mason Moore: Yeah have to agree with that.
VooDoo: I’d eat you both for lunch in that ring.
Both men are back on their feet, and Tuck is shaking out his arm with a smile. They circle each other before going for a lock up, but Havok shoots the legs of Tuck and takes him down with a double leg takedown before crawling over and landing a series of rights and lefts. Tuck manages to get his guard up, then pull Havok toward him as he wraps his legs around the waist of Havok and sinks in a guillotine choke.
Taj Escobar: What a counter, if Havok doesn’t tap he might just pass out from the hold.
VooDoo: Very possible, but I doubt Havok is going to lose this match to a guillotine choke hold.
Mason Moore: I have to agree with VooDoo, there is way too much on the line.
Havok gets his feet and knees on the mat, then using all his strength manages to get Tuck’s back up off the mat and then slams him hard against it. The hold immediately being released. Havok with a last desperation move drives a hard elbow to the side of Tuck’s face and collapses next to the man. Both of them lay on the mat for what felt like an eternity before they finally at the same time move for the ropes to get back to their feet.
Mason Moore: What a damn powerful move that was, the strength required was tremendous.
VooDoo: getting him up into the air was the hard part, after that he let gravity do the rest, great way to counter that hold.
Taj Escobar: The follow up Elbow was perfect, really allowing Havok to buy himself some time in this one.
Both men are on their feet, But Havok is really relying on the corner to maintain his upright position. Tuck rushes the corner leaping into the air and driving a knee into the back of Havok, and forcing the man's chest first into the corner. Havok bounces out of the corner, and Tuck leaps to the middle rope flying off it and nailing Havok with a superman punch that sends him slamming back first to the ground.
VooDoo: Looks like Havok was having some trouble catching his breath and Tuck took full advantage of that moment, well done.
Mason Moore: That was insane seeing him fly in for that punch off the middle rope, and I think Havok is out cold.
Taj Escobar: Very well could be out cold, and Tuck isn’t going to slow up.
Reaching down Tuck grabs the right leg of Havok and twists around flipping the man over and locking in a single leg Boston Crab. The ref checks Havok who writhes in pain reaching for the bottom rope. For a minute Havok refuses to give up trying for the rope. He lowers his head and the ref checks him, Havok bursts to life and manages to twist hard to the left then the right breaking Tuck’s grip and getting to his back. He uses his left leg and drives it into the stomach of Tuck and then the right knee, Tuck crumbling to the mat, and Havok reaches up, and locks in a guillotine choke of his own.
Mason Moore: What a great series of moves and he now has the guillotine choke sinked in on Tuck!
Taj Escobar: Yeah but I don’t know if he has enough strength to keep the hold on for long enough to get Tuck to pass out.
VooDoo: This move is all about position, not about strength, and he does have it locked in well enough!
The ref drops down and checks on Tuck, but the man refuses to quit, he fights and fights, but then the fighting stops. The ref raises a free hand of Tuck and it drops to the mat.
1! THE FANS SHOUT!
Once more the ref takes the arm of Tuck and raises it up into the air before letting go and it drops to the mat.
2! THE FANS SHOUT!!
Again the ref takes the arm of Tuck and raises it up into the air and lets it go, it falls freely toward the mat and lands with a thud!
3! THE FANS SHOUT!!!
Taj Escobar: Havok did it, he pulled it off, with a guillotine choke hold!
Mason Moore: Yeah but even now he is feeling the effects of that match, how are either of these men going to have another match in them, much less two if Tuck manages to get the win next week?
VooDoo: There is a title on the line, they will find a way. That belt will drive you to do things you didn’t even think you could!
Royal Powerhouse: Here is your winner, EDDIE HAVOK!!!!!!!! BROTHER!!!!!
Taj Escobar: Well as His Royal Housness has just confirmed Eddie Havok takes a strong commanding lead heading into the go home show next week where it will be put up or shut up time for Mr. Gabriel Tuck who in my opinon has gotten where he is for thinking he is a little too big for his britches, but what else can you expect from a clown, who leads other clowns, who follow Johnny Stylez?
VooDoo: Look he can follow who he wants, but if you look at how far Eddie Havok has come since WrestleCaDe I where he climbed into the ring seven days after pulling off the biggest upset in OPW history and became the OPW Youngblood Champion by defeating The GateKeeper Chamber...And unfortunately was not able to retain that CHAMPIONSHIP that night. And the road back to title contention has not been easy, but the way Eddie Havok is competing right now, I'm not convinced there is anything Gabriel Tuck could do to stop him. Eddie Havok is indeed the embodiment of a CHAMPION HERE IN OPW...And quite frankly if Roger Wright were to walk from behind that got damn curtain right now and award Eddie Havok the Outlaw Pro Wrestling Prestige Championship I don't think anyone would bat an eye lash...And not just because Tuck is the embodiment of half ass..But becaus Eddie Havok is the real got damn deal!!!
Mason Moore: I couldn't agree more! Watching Eddie Havok turn into the competitor that he has become here in the last few weeks has been inspiring and amazing to watch! Getting his boys behind him I believe was the best thing he could have done, because in this business you have to have people watching your back. And as long as Eddie's back is covered then he is free to do what he does a lot better than most in this business and I agree I believe he will prove that once and for all next week...And I believe that one day very soon EDDIE HAVOK will represent the OUTLAW NATION as our very first OPW Prestige CHAMPION!
Taj Escobar: Well ladies and gentlemen, we have to ste....Wait...HOLD ON! Yall sit down don't go the fuck no where...I hear Roger's got something he wants to say....