Post by lajohnnystylez on Jun 20, 2020 17:58:19 GMT -5
This PPV IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF
Lee Straub WoLF
(1949-2020)
"The Person You Saw Me As Help Shape The Person Ive Become"
"The Memory of You Will Carry On WIth Me Tom As IT DOES TODAY"
"May You Find The Peace That You Once Gave Me"
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
I DEDICATE THIS ONE TO YOUR WONDERFUL MEMORY
...THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING
YOU FOREVER HAVE MY LOVE AND RESPECT...
THANK YOU...I LOVE YOU
Lee Straub WoLF
(1949-2020)
"The Person You Saw Me As Help Shape The Person Ive Become"
"The Memory of You Will Carry On WIth Me Tom As IT DOES TODAY"
"May You Find The Peace That You Once Gave Me"
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
I DEDICATE THIS ONE TO YOUR WONDERFUL MEMORY
...THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING
YOU FOREVER HAVE MY LOVE AND RESPECT...
THANK YOU...I LOVE YOU
(FOR CANDICE WOLF
OUR IMMORTAL CHAMPION)
Our Deepest Condolences.
We Dedicate This PPV To The Person and Memory Of The Loved One That Was Lost...
OUR IMMORTAL CHAMPION)
Our Deepest Condolences.
We Dedicate This PPV To The Person and Memory Of The Loved One That Was Lost...
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OUR RESPECTS, CONDOLENCES, PRAYERS, AND LOVE....Thank YOU CANDICE FOR ALL YOU DO!
DING
DING....
OUR RESPECTS, CONDOLENCES, PRAYERS, AND LOVE....Thank YOU CANDICE FOR ALL YOU DO!
...According To An Ancient Rock n RoLL LeGeND
IF WHaT YoU SeeK IS TRUE
~$~ I.M.M.O.R.T.A.L.I.T.Y. ~$~
...THeRE iS BuT OnLy 1 WaY TO FiND IT!!!
...THeRE iS BuT OnLy 1 WaY TO FiND IT!!!
OnLy 1 SinGLe RouTe To LeaD YoU DoWn THE RiGHT PATH
FoR WHaT YoU SeeK They Say LiES AT ThE VeRy ToP oF The ACTUAL
~{$}~ STaIRWay -2- HeaVeN ~{$}~
...BUT ALL TRAVELERZ AND ADVENTURERS
!+! B.E.W.A.R.E. !+!
...FoR THE QUEST IS INDEED A PERILIOUS ONE!
+++BeCaUsE IN ORDeR To GLiMP$e HeaVeN+++
+++YoU MUST FIRST MAKE YOUR WAY DOWN THE+++
OuTLaW PRO WRe$TLiNG PRoUDLy F'N PRe$eNTZ
LiVe ON PAY-PeR-ViEW
...BUT ALL TRAVELERZ AND ADVENTURERS
!+! B.E.W.A.R.E. !+!
...FoR THE QUEST IS INDEED A PERILIOUS ONE!
+++BeCaUsE IN ORDeR To GLiMP$e HeaVeN+++
+++YoU MUST FIRST MAKE YOUR WAY DOWN THE+++
OuTLaW PRO WRe$TLiNG PRoUDLy F'N PRe$eNTZ
LiVe ON PAY-PeR-ViEW
Suddenly AC/DC's HIGHWAY 2 HELL BLARES OVER THE PA SYSTEM as we se RED FIREWORX FILL THE NIGHT SKY of NEW YORK CITY LIVE IN CENTRAL PARK...
BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOMBooM BOOM BooM BOOM!!!
!!!!!!B.O.O.M.!!!!!!
!!!!!!B.O.O.M.!!!!!!
A row of fire fills the entry way as the camera then pans around the arena as with every other Outlaw Pro Wrestling event everyone seemingly brought their signs before we pan around to the annouce table the camera stops and focuses in on some of the signs in the crowd;
EXCUSE ME SIR WE ARE GOING TO NEED TO SEE SOME ID
ABDUL LoVE IT oR LEAVE IT (THe$e CoLoRZ DON'T RUN)
MY BROTHER IS A NECRA-PHELIAC!!!!
BLAIR BUCHANNAN-STYLEZ?...MoRE LIKE QuEEn QUARI!!!!
SAHARA IN CENTRAL PARK #1stTIME4EVERYTHING
ANICKA SWAN WOLFPACK 4 EVER THAT'S WRIGHT!!!!
LiL DiNO= BIG ASSWHOOPIN 4 ALEISTER DAVISON!!!
HEY JOHNNY...ViNCEnTZ GuNNa KILL YOU!!!
#RIGGZLEGACY THE IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZ!!!
WE CAME 2 WATCH SCOTTY ADAMS #BREAKTHECURSE!!!!
MR. HOMICIDE SAYS....???JAYSON WHO???
HOLIDAY IS HEADED 4 HEAVEN
EDDIE HAVOK IS OUR PRESTIGE CHAMPION LONG MAY HE REIGN!!!
CENTRAL PARK SAYS F KIP KUTLER
FEAR KYLE MEHR
WHO NEEDS DRUGS?...NO SERIOUSLY I HAVE DRUGS!!!
OPW NEEDZ A SHOT OF ADRENALYNN
WE WANT V.I.O.L.E.N.C.E.!!!
HEY INSURGENCE FANS...BOTH OF YOU
NEW YORK LoVES THE SYNDICATE!!!!
XAVIER FEARZ THE REAL WOLF #KALZCOMINFORYOU
#IMMORTALIY IN CENTRAL PARK OPW 4 EVER!!!
Scene then suddenly cuts to the guard rail right by the entry way on the left side where we see the first 4 rows of fans all dressed in TOMMY KAIN t-shirts and gear and hanging over the guard rail is a banner that reads
EXCUSE ME SIR WE ARE GOING TO NEED TO SEE SOME ID
ABDUL LoVE IT oR LEAVE IT (THe$e CoLoRZ DON'T RUN)
MY BROTHER IS A NECRA-PHELIAC!!!!
BLAIR BUCHANNAN-STYLEZ?...MoRE LIKE QuEEn QUARI!!!!
SAHARA IN CENTRAL PARK #1stTIME4EVERYTHING
ANICKA SWAN WOLFPACK 4 EVER THAT'S WRIGHT!!!!
LiL DiNO= BIG ASSWHOOPIN 4 ALEISTER DAVISON!!!
HEY JOHNNY...ViNCEnTZ GuNNa KILL YOU!!!
#RIGGZLEGACY THE IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZ!!!
WE CAME 2 WATCH SCOTTY ADAMS #BREAKTHECURSE!!!!
MR. HOMICIDE SAYS....???JAYSON WHO???
HOLIDAY IS HEADED 4 HEAVEN
EDDIE HAVOK IS OUR PRESTIGE CHAMPION LONG MAY HE REIGN!!!
CENTRAL PARK SAYS F KIP KUTLER
FEAR KYLE MEHR
WHO NEEDS DRUGS?...NO SERIOUSLY I HAVE DRUGS!!!
OPW NEEDZ A SHOT OF ADRENALYNN
WE WANT V.I.O.L.E.N.C.E.!!!
HEY INSURGENCE FANS...BOTH OF YOU
NEW YORK LoVES THE SYNDICATE!!!!
XAVIER FEARZ THE REAL WOLF #KALZCOMINFORYOU
#IMMORTALIY IN CENTRAL PARK OPW 4 EVER!!!
Scene then suddenly cuts to the guard rail right by the entry way on the left side where we see the first 4 rows of fans all dressed in TOMMY KAIN t-shirts and gear and hanging over the guard rail is a banner that reads
~{+++}~ THE COOL RIFLE SECTION ~{+++}~
Scene then suddenly switches to the announce booth where we see the voices of OPW. On the far left is none other than the offical voice of OPW TAJ ESCOBAR, he is dressed in a black tairlor made 3 piece ARMANI suit. He has a silver chain pocket watch hanging from his jacket pocket. His black hair is slicked all the way back and he has a shit eating grin on his face ear to ear. VooDoo is dressed in a black pair of dress pants and a red and black corsiette revealing a wonderful bit of cleveage as her wild red hair hangs in her face and he red lip stick omits the fire in her eyes. And Mason Moore is wearing a pair of black and white pin striped pants and a black half tube top shirt with a black and white pin striped fedora. Missing is her OPW BRAZZERS CHAMPIONSHIP belt. SHe is trying her best to smile, but you can tell she feels naked without it, which is the first time ever Mason Moore feels uncomfortable being naked in public. As the music winds down the voices kick up and we hear the voices of OPW set up our show for us....ladies and gentlemen welcome to
Scene then suddenly switches to the announce booth where we see the voices of OPW. On the far left is none other than the offical voice of OPW TAJ ESCOBAR, he is dressed in a black tairlor made 3 piece ARMANI suit. He has a silver chain pocket watch hanging from his jacket pocket. His black hair is slicked all the way back and he has a shit eating grin on his face ear to ear. VooDoo is dressed in a black pair of dress pants and a red and black corsiette revealing a wonderful bit of cleveage as her wild red hair hangs in her face and he red lip stick omits the fire in her eyes. And Mason Moore is wearing a pair of black and white pin striped pants and a black half tube top shirt with a black and white pin striped fedora. Missing is her OPW BRAZZERS CHAMPIONSHIP belt. SHe is trying her best to smile, but you can tell she feels naked without it, which is the first time ever Mason Moore feels uncomfortable being naked in public. As the music winds down the voices kick up and we hear the voices of OPW set up our show for us....ladies and gentlemen welcome to
!++! HIGHWAY2HELL !++!
Taj Escobar: Ladies and gentlemennnnnnn it is with great pride and pleasure that I on behalf of all of OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING welcome each and every single one of you TO OUR THIRD OFFICAL PAY PER VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN BETWEEN THIS IS HIGHWAY 2 FRIGGIN HELL! AS ALWAYS I AM YOUR HOST THE VOICE OF THE OUTLAW NATION I AM TAJ ESCOBAR...AND WITH ME AS ALWAYS ARE THE TWO MOST VICIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL ANNOUNCERS IN THE GAME TODAY. IT IS WITH EQUAL PRIDE AND HONOR THAT I PRESENT TO YOU THE LOVELY VooDoo WOLF and the FORMER OPW PORNO CHAMPION MASON MOORE!!!
Mason Moore: GOT DAMNIT TAJ! I AM THE SOON TO BE ONCE AGAIN OPW BRAZZERS CHAMPION BECAUSE I SWEAR IT BY THE OLD GODS AND THE NEW THAT THE MOMENT I GET MY HANDS ON MADISON IVY SHE WILL BEG ME TO TAKE MY TITLE BACK! IF SHE'S SMART SHE WON'T FARE SHOW HER FACE HERE THIS EVENING!
VooDoo: SO fireworks is what we are promised one way or the other because as always OPW only cares to bring you all the very best in pay per view action as the card for this particular event is stacked to the 9's. The MAIN EVENT is still the same match only the stakes have changed. For those of you who missed the PPV PARLAY not only missed Madison Ivy removing the OPW Porn Championship from Mason Moore's posession...TeMPoRaiRilY of COURSE...But also missed the slight alteration made to the stipulations and ramifications to our MAIN EVENT HERE THIS EVENING, As Anicka Swan the OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion of the World will no longer be DEFENDING HER CHAMPIONSHIP HERE THIS EVENING!
Mason Moore: No mam, instead she has an opportunity to settle this twenty year war with LA Johnny Stylez and the Syndicate once and for all, because the contract has been signed all T's crossed and I's dotted and it is offical. If Anicka Swan defeats Xavier Wolf here this evening then Xavier Wolf will willingly leave the Syndicate effective immediatley and return with her and the rest of the PACK to the brand new WOlf COMPOUND at the heart and CENTER OF PARTS UNKNOWN where he will face Kal X Wolf and the rest of the family and will willingly face and endure any consequecnes they deem fit for his trangressions against the family ever since his abrasive and violent turn on his brother Vincent at out last pay per view event INJUSTIE4ALL where he slammed a shovel into his skull and cost Himself and his brother the OPW Immortal Tag Team Championships to LA Johnny Stylez and Le'Andra Fury!
Taj Escobar: ANd to ensure that no one gets involved in that main event matchup we have another grudge match twnety years in the making as The DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT gets the match he has openly claimed was the soul motivator behind every move he has made in his career up until this point, as he vows not to leave New York City without beating the respect he feels he is due from the Wolf Family out of Xavier's brother Vincent...As tonight in a NO DQ FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE New York City Street fight Vincent Wolf goes one on one with the Paragona of AmeriKaNa LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!
VooDoo: Right it will be a marvelous funeral indeed, because once my husband easily dispatches that snake with arms and legs it will be fitting to watch Anicka Swan drive a steak through the cancerous disease on pro wrestling that makes this CORONA VIRUS SHIT seem like THE COMMON COLD the SYNDICATE. Because also the WOLFPACK is also in action as The Riggs Legacy just one week ago defeated The Syndicate's Johnny Stylez and Le'Andra Fury to become the first father daughter duo in the history of pro wrestling to become the OPW Immortal Tag Team Champions of the World and tonight they put their newly won crown on the line against the newly named number one contdender to Anicka Swan's Immortal Championship, Apathy and her "road running mate" Eoin O'Rourke in what should be an interesting contest to say the least!
Mason Moore: SO if you want gold...then you will find that THe HIGHWAY2HELL is litered with GOLD as Blair Buchannan-Stylez defends her OPW Southern Heavyweight Championship against Tommy Kain and King Quari to settle a rivarly that has been brewing since King Quari made his debut and Tommy Kain won the rights to be named #1 COntdner for the OPW SOuther Championship a month ago on SHOWCASE...To say that Blair's reign as OPW Southern Champion is in double trouble is an understatement to say the very least, but this is Blair Buchannan-Stylez we are talking about here so I'm sure she has more than a few tricks up her sleeve to make sure the odds FOREVER remain in her favor!
Taj Escobar: Is that right HUNGER GAMES?
Mason Moore: Yeah...I just started reading them books I can't put em down! How crazy would that be if it happened to someone in real life?
VooDoo: That would be impossible! That could never happen in real life...And rest assured if it did, Blair Buchannan-Stylez would be one of the first ones to die...She has done very well for herself these days I'll give her that, but remove the restrains of regular society and make it about actual survival and she wouldn't last ten miutes MARK MY WORDS! Tonight you can find my ass in the COOL RIFLE SECTION as far as the SOUTHERN TITLE SITUATION IS CONCERNED!
Taj Escobar: Well Syndicate has more gold on the line as Aleister Davison puts his newly won PureBLOOD CHampionship on the line against rival Pequeno Dinosaurio who has become a massive fan favorite since joining the ranks of OPW, and a woman who has taken a very interesting approach to life in the squared circle...a woman who speaking of Blair Buchannan-Stylez has positioned herself as a thorn in her side...
Mason Moore: More like gigantic pain in her ass, as Sahara has most definitley made her pressence felt among the OPW locker room, but none more so than OPW Southern Champion Blair Buchannan Stylez as she has even managed to revamp her NETFLIX career as she will be a guest on Blair's show BREAKIN ALL THE RULEZ very soon and from what I hear NetFLIX is expecting hugggeeeee numbers from that, especially the more they go back and fourth on OPW PROGRAMING!! But here tonight Sahara will try her self against The LiL Dino and fellow newcomer Aleister Davison as three of OPW's most dominant young faces fight for the OPW YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP...and to prove who is the brightest shining star to join OPW as of late...Because this match came about because Sahara felt slighted that people have been talking more about the accomplishments and career trajectory of the other two more so then her. So she made her pressence felt by costing Dino his one on one PureBlood Championship opportuity against Aleister Davison who arguably has had one of the hottest starts anyone has ever seen in this business. As in one night he walks into Outlaw Pro Wrestling desroys Demon X, who is no longer with us, and then goes into the FATAL FATE MATCH, dominated and wins that and then joins The SynDiCate in the proccess and has since then been on a tear I don't know if there is anyone in OPW past or present that can stop this man!
VooDoo: Don't you go counting out the LiL Dino just yet that man has more guts, determiniation, and skill in that lil 5'9 frame than Aleister Davison has in his entire body! My predicitin is Dino walks out of here securely the brand new OPW PuReBLOOD CHAMPION...Look out at this NEW YORK CROWD there is DINO MERCH FREAKIN EVERYWHERE!
Taj Escobar: That much is very freakin true, but to finish out the Title matches this evening tonight the Prestige Championship takes center stage as Eddie Havok who has firmly asserted himself as the OPW Prestige Champion puts his Title on the line being the fighting Champion that he is and he squares off against Prestige Prodigy Jason Ryan who defeated fellow Prestige pioneer Kyle Mehr in a contendershup match on this past SHOWCASE. But don't worry because OPW fan favorite Kyle Mehr looks to settle an old score as his past has seemingly followed him here to the ranks of OPW as Kip Kutler a boisterious foul mouthed aggressive figure from Kyle Mehr's past looks to snuff out the OPW legend of Kyle Mehr before it even begins here in OPW as them two square off one on one here tonight as well!
Mason Moore: Yup titles will be on the line and scores will be settled as this is one of the most stacked pay per view cards we have ever had but let us also not forget that we are on the HIGHWAY2HELL because it is the only route one can take if they hope to climb the STAIRWAY2HEAVEN and claim the IMMORTALITY that they laced up their boots up in servicing of gaining one day, as tonight there will be two qualification matches to see who will recieve two of the six challenger spots avaliable to see who will challenge Anicka Swan or Apathy next month live on pay per view in OPW's biggest match of the year as Ryan Elias "The CURSE of OPW" takes on Scotty Adams as Scotty looks to gain his momentum and get his career back on track. And also in a Fatal 4 Way OPW Veterans Abdul Bin Haussen and INSURGENCE's THE ENFORCER take on OPW new comers ID and Daniel Holiday where there is four men and only one spot in the biggest match of the year for the richest prize in the game...
Ladies and gentlemen like we have been telling you for weeks...Outlaw Pro Wrestling poresents the elite...We have scowered the globe and have found the very best this business has to offer and top to bottom we have the most diverse nd elite roster ever assembled in this business and tonight even though this is not our weekly program this is still a picture PERFECT SHOWCASE of why we are the best in the business. There will be blood, violence...GOLD WILL BE ON THE LINE SCORES WILL BE SETTLED and WAR WILL BE WAGED...RIGHT HERE in what is typically Central Park...but tonight for all intents and PURPOSES IS THE HIGHWAY2HELL!!!!
Taj Escobar: Well I think the time for talking is over...But one thing we also want to keep in mind, is that as of last week OPW Commishner Ariel Shadows was removed from her position of power...Which couldn't have happened at a worse time because he actual job function was to find a way to keep the peace between Co-Owners Roger Wright and LA Johnny Stylez, who has of five minutes ago was offically reinstated back to his normal position of pull and power here in OPW, and Ariel's job was to make sure the balance of power remained as even as possible, but tonight we are without her services and her interim replacement will not be announced until SHowCa$e goes live next week...Which toight with LA Johnny Stylez restored to power we can expect him to go out of his way to push whatever boundaries he can and get away with whatever he can...So strap in ladies and gentlemen because I got a feeling it's gunna be a WILD GOT DAMN NIGHT!
Then as if on CUE...THE RESISTANCE BY SKILLET BLARES OVER THE PA SYSTEM as the entire crowd turns toward the entry way and this live ruckus New York CIty crowd immediatle3y shows their displeasure and showers the entry way with boos as out struts the PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNA LA Johnny Stylez who is joined by his jaw droppingly GoRGeOuS WIFE the incompromable OPW Southern Champion...Blair Buchannan-Stylez who has her custom made GUCCI OPW Championship title slung over her shoulder like a purse Blair is stunning in a tight white mini dress by Christian Dior made out of silk fabric with various headlines form The New York Times printed all over it. The plunging neckline leaves plenty of room to boast her ample cleavage where a simple gold necklace with the word “Blair” written in diamond lettering rests. The dress was short enough to give every fan in attendance a nice view of those long, tanned, toned legs of hers punctuated by a pair of gold super high heeled Christian Louboutin stilettos with clear plastic straps going over the toes. Her long wavy dark brown hair swayed from side to side with each step she took.
Johnny stepped down the ramp in a pair of black military style Doc Martin combat boots, black moto style cargo pants with a pair of suspenders stoned with black diamonds hanging from his waist. A simple black t-shirt from one of those tourist type stores with the words “NY HEARTS I” clung to his muscular frame, and a black pinstriped fedora sat tilted atop his head, and both of them have their arrogant grins plastered across their faces from ear to ear as they stand in the entry way three wheels of rotating sparklers appear above the entry way and sparkle as they make their way down the entrance ramp to the ring. The fans are rreally lettig them have it, but you can't tell judging by the way they are carrying themelves you'd think they are beeing cheered. They finally make their way to the ring as Johnny removes his mic from his pocket. He goes to speak, but the only sound heard in central park at the moment aside from the slowly fading out lyrics to THE RESISTANCE by SKillet is this sold out crowd chanting in unison
Blair walks over to her hausband removes his fedora and kisses him on the cheek and covers his ears. They look at each other and laugh as Johnny holds his hand up and the music stops and he speaks above the crowd nosie.
LA Johnny Stylez: Listen dip shits, you think you have a reason to boo us now...Lemme just go ahead and tell you SLACK JAWED ASSHAT'Z
ANd I can sit here and confidently say that because this night...The HIGHWAY2HELL is right where the SYNDICATE intend to leave the LOT of the OPW ROSTER PHUCKING STRANDED LOOKING UP AT the members of THe SyNDiCaTE as we prepare to make our ascension to attain the level of IMMORTALITY we have been due since the day we were phucking BORN! SO New York CITY, you don't have to like it. But by all means feel free to over exert yourselves and scream and hollar even throw shit in the ring all you want, but the fact is by the time this night is FINETO, you will have to choke down the bad news the same as the rest of the OPW ROSTER is going to have to! Because tonight is the night we deonstrate our power inside and outside of that ring! Tonight we take back over, and tonight we clean up the many almost coultess messes made by Roger HALF ASS WRIGHT who has left my company in shambles since I was removed from power thirty days ago! But from the moment we went live the first thing I am proud to announce is that I am once again restored to my rightful place of privleage...I am once again acting CO OWNER of OPW...WHich for those of you still having trouble connecting the dots means that once again, each and every single one of your asses
But know that even without my powers and privleages I have still managed to remain the guiding light of this company! We are still it's biggest and main attraction, and we are still the unstoppable force we have been since the day we have arrived on the scene. OPW never even almost belonged to the WOLFPACK. They no longer have the power to withstand us and that much will be clear by the time this night is all said and done with and we are well on our way up the STAIRWAY2HEAVEN! Which I know some of you are wondering how or why there are no Syndicate members in the qualification matches for the STAIRWAY2HEAVEN matches here tonight, and that's because we need not bother with that, because by the end of the night...A MEMBER OF THE SYNDICATE WILL BE DEFENDING HER IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE STAIRWAY2HEAVEN MATCH! Because yes I will admit at first I was a little bummed that the OPW Immortal CHampionship wasn't going to be defended here tonight, but the more Xavier pushed his plan the more and more it made sense to me! SO Anicka Swan, I want you to get your hand out of Roger's butt crack for a brief moment and pay very close attention because this part pretains to you. I hope you know that every moment of your life that has been spent in this business has been leading you to this. I know you are sitting in the back right now without your head cheerleader of course as she is sitting at the announce booth right now getting ready to try her best to undermine every word I speak out here as soon as I disappear behind thata curtian. Thinking, inspiring, and focusing yourself on ending this WAR with one BLACK MAGIK kick and three seconds. But you know deep down in your gut my dear lady
You will then forcefully see what Xavier and Le'Andra saw months before your stubborn eyes were going to! You will see that there has always only been one winning side, and if you truly had your sites set on IMMORTALITY then aligning yourself with Roger Wright was mistakes UNO and DOS! But forunately for you, you still have a member of your PACK that still very much cares for your well being. That still believes in you! ANd he cares about you so much, he set aside his own personal aspirations of being the OPW Immortal Champion just so you could have a taste of the truth...Just so you can see what your blind utdated loyalty would have otherwise robbed you of! So just know Anicka that you will be welcomed into the fold with open arms! SO kiss Roger good bye because after tonight your life and your career and this sport we call PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING WILL NEVER EVER BE THE SAME! ANd don't worry you can bury all that shit right next to the plot I throw VIncent in after I show him once and for all that over looking me and mine is the gravest mistake he could have ever made! Because I have my powers back and there is literally nothing holding us back. Not even whomever HBO has chosen to temporarily stand in Ariel Shadows sted to try and keep the scales of power balanced...WHich is of course a
Because at the end of the day FACTS are FACTS...ANd the fact is we were always going to win this war just like we have been since the old territory went out of business! The business has belonged to us for quite some time. The two people you see standing in this ring right now are all the proof you will ever need of that. ANd to prove it one of the first things I wanted to announce here tonight is...That in just a few short weeks HBO's REAL SPORTS have requested...Damn near BEGGED if we are just being honest to interview the first COUPLE OF PRO WRESTLING. THE TRUE POWER COUPLE who have quite possibly the most enthralling, enduring and enchanting real life rags to riches tale the human race has ever known. ANd they want to hear how we started at the bottom and fought our way to the tippy top and now look down on the rest of you from our PALACE of GOLD AND IMMORTALITY and how it is we came to
And to mark the occasion I thought we should do something a little more spectacular! I thought why stop there, why not make another public demonstration of just how much WE RUN THINGS not just in OPW but in all of PRO WRESTLING. SO In FOUIR WEEKS...The week before STAIRWAY2HEAVEN...I have asked my beautiful bride to RENEW our WEDDING VOWS that we made to each other in LAS VEGAS a little under a year ago, and she of course said yes! SO despite the fact that none of you inbred, flear ridden peasents deserve it...You are all cordially invited to watch from your television screens the
When Outlaw Pro Wrestling concludes its journey down the HIGHWAY2HELL and makes that long climb to grasp our inevitible immortality it will be to the ominious sound of wedding bells and you will all be onhand to bear witness the strongest and most powerful union this business has or will ever see! It will be an affair for KINGS and QUEENS...PRESEIDENTS and VICE PRESIDENTS, RULERS EMPERORS DICTATORS, and THE ELITE! And of course the wanna bes like the lot of you will be allowed to watch from the comfort of your own roach infested domiciles where most of you either jack off pretending to be with her, or secretly pretend to be me anyway! ANd for all of that Blair and I would simply like to say to each and every single one of you to please send your gifts to the OPW headquaters but before you do that please be sure to wash your got damn hands, and of course
Blair Buchannan Stylez: “I know, I know... you bitches are just sick of us running shit but listen...we honestly couldn’t be doing it without you...I mean in every kingdom there has to be a King and a Queen, right? I think it’s pretty obvious who they are as you’re all looking at then right now...but of course a kingdom needs other crucial elements to survive...it needs its peasants...all of you...the roster members make up the court members...and of course we can’t forget the Court Jesters! Kings and Queens need to be entertained too and the clowns who THINK they can stand in our way like that silly little Wolf Pack and these jokers I’m supposed to defend MY Southern Heavyweight Championship against later tonight really know how to bring the LOLZ...”
Blair smirks for a second, soaking up all the boos as she flips her hair before continuing.
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: “but to piggyback off of what my fine ass husband was saying before about our vow renewal...yes, you are invited to witness the greatness that is our union...but please, don’t send gifts unless you can afford the good shit! We have enough garbage to deal with here in OPW on a daily basis...we really don’t need anymore.”
LA Johnny Stylez: Because tonight begins to final leg of our revolution. Toinight we put our enemies in their places...From Anicka Swan to Christian Rivers! Tonight we prove why Outlaw Pro Wrestling is, was, and always will be the PREIMERE WRESTLING PROMOTION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD...AND THat it is mostly because of the contributions that we have made to it! The SyNDiCaTe's power grows with my returning powers and privleages, and all of you standing together which you aren't still won't be able to stop us. Not Vincent Wolf, not Damon Riggs, Not Ariel Shadows, ROGER WRIGHT, HBO,THE FCC....OR ANY OTHER RINKY DINK WRESTLING PROMOTION THAT IS STANDING OFF IN THE DISTANCE EATING THEMSELVES ALIVE WITH JEAOUSY CAN TOUCH US! And you don't have to like it, but you do have to accept it! This is the HIGHWAY2HELL NEW YORK CITY...and we will start things off with a very close personal friend of mine ADRIAN BLACK who has reently retured to the ring to help prove each and every single thing I just said....But one last piece of advice before I go! Yes we here in OPW do know the way to find the STAIRWAY 2 HEAVEN...But for those of you that by the end of the evening still refused to bow and humble yourselves before the true power of pro wrestling will find yourselves stranded down the PHUCKIN DEAD END THE HIGWAY2HELL actually leads to! So to avoid such an unfortunate fate you have but one option and one option only...ANd as it turns out it is the only option I have truly ever given any of you...And that is to shut your phuckin mouths, ac accept the cold harsh reality for what it is...And the best way for any and all of you to do any of that is by taking my weekly advice and try your best to
....NOW HIT THE MUSIC AND LET'S GET THIS GOT DAMN SHOW ON THE ROAD SHALL WE? I PHUCKIN LOVE OPW PAY PER VIEW!!!
"The Resistance" by SKillet blares over the PA SYSTEM as every fan in attendance is screaming and booing The ALLEGED "FIRST POWER COUPLE" of Pro Wrestling as another fireworks display goes off as the night sky is filled with another display of blazing red fireworks as we fade back down to the announce booth as we get ready to kick things off with our first match here live on Pay Per View...
Taj Escobar: Nothing like a good ole fashioned inspirational speech from the CO-OWNER isn't it?
VooDoo: Fear not Taj my boy, because the OPW roster and my HUSBAND especially are going to cram each and every single one of those run on sentences back down that arrogant, condscending throat of his! OPW BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE! A LESSON HE AND HIS TRAMP WIFE WILL LEARN THE HARD WAY TONIGHT...or some day soon! YOU MARK MY WORDS LA Johnny Stylez's FACADE WILL COME CRASHING DOWN ON HIS HEAD BEFORE LONG...AND I WILL BE THERE LAUGHING THE LOUDEST!
Mason Moore: Yeah we will see about that...But first we are going to see Adrian Black in the ring for the first time in almost a decade as he takes n traveled veteran DEMON X! I dunno about you guys but I am more than ready to see OPW on PAy Per VIEW...It's been a quater passed too long and I am ready to kick this shit off with a bang! So LET'S GO THIS SHIT!
Taj Escobar: I agree...Ladies and gentlemen let's take you down to ringside as we offically begin HIGHWAY2HELL WELCOME TO OPW PAY PER VIEW!
Mason Moore: GOT DAMNIT TAJ! I AM THE SOON TO BE ONCE AGAIN OPW BRAZZERS CHAMPION BECAUSE I SWEAR IT BY THE OLD GODS AND THE NEW THAT THE MOMENT I GET MY HANDS ON MADISON IVY SHE WILL BEG ME TO TAKE MY TITLE BACK! IF SHE'S SMART SHE WON'T FARE SHOW HER FACE HERE THIS EVENING!
VooDoo: SO fireworks is what we are promised one way or the other because as always OPW only cares to bring you all the very best in pay per view action as the card for this particular event is stacked to the 9's. The MAIN EVENT is still the same match only the stakes have changed. For those of you who missed the PPV PARLAY not only missed Madison Ivy removing the OPW Porn Championship from Mason Moore's posession...TeMPoRaiRilY of COURSE...But also missed the slight alteration made to the stipulations and ramifications to our MAIN EVENT HERE THIS EVENING, As Anicka Swan the OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion of the World will no longer be DEFENDING HER CHAMPIONSHIP HERE THIS EVENING!
Mason Moore: No mam, instead she has an opportunity to settle this twenty year war with LA Johnny Stylez and the Syndicate once and for all, because the contract has been signed all T's crossed and I's dotted and it is offical. If Anicka Swan defeats Xavier Wolf here this evening then Xavier Wolf will willingly leave the Syndicate effective immediatley and return with her and the rest of the PACK to the brand new WOlf COMPOUND at the heart and CENTER OF PARTS UNKNOWN where he will face Kal X Wolf and the rest of the family and will willingly face and endure any consequecnes they deem fit for his trangressions against the family ever since his abrasive and violent turn on his brother Vincent at out last pay per view event INJUSTIE4ALL where he slammed a shovel into his skull and cost Himself and his brother the OPW Immortal Tag Team Championships to LA Johnny Stylez and Le'Andra Fury!
Taj Escobar: ANd to ensure that no one gets involved in that main event matchup we have another grudge match twnety years in the making as The DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT gets the match he has openly claimed was the soul motivator behind every move he has made in his career up until this point, as he vows not to leave New York City without beating the respect he feels he is due from the Wolf Family out of Xavier's brother Vincent...As tonight in a NO DQ FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE New York City Street fight Vincent Wolf goes one on one with the Paragona of AmeriKaNa LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!
VooDoo: Right it will be a marvelous funeral indeed, because once my husband easily dispatches that snake with arms and legs it will be fitting to watch Anicka Swan drive a steak through the cancerous disease on pro wrestling that makes this CORONA VIRUS SHIT seem like THE COMMON COLD the SYNDICATE. Because also the WOLFPACK is also in action as The Riggs Legacy just one week ago defeated The Syndicate's Johnny Stylez and Le'Andra Fury to become the first father daughter duo in the history of pro wrestling to become the OPW Immortal Tag Team Champions of the World and tonight they put their newly won crown on the line against the newly named number one contdender to Anicka Swan's Immortal Championship, Apathy and her "road running mate" Eoin O'Rourke in what should be an interesting contest to say the least!
Mason Moore: SO if you want gold...then you will find that THe HIGHWAY2HELL is litered with GOLD as Blair Buchannan-Stylez defends her OPW Southern Heavyweight Championship against Tommy Kain and King Quari to settle a rivarly that has been brewing since King Quari made his debut and Tommy Kain won the rights to be named #1 COntdner for the OPW SOuther Championship a month ago on SHOWCASE...To say that Blair's reign as OPW Southern Champion is in double trouble is an understatement to say the very least, but this is Blair Buchannan-Stylez we are talking about here so I'm sure she has more than a few tricks up her sleeve to make sure the odds FOREVER remain in her favor!
Taj Escobar: Is that right HUNGER GAMES?
Mason Moore: Yeah...I just started reading them books I can't put em down! How crazy would that be if it happened to someone in real life?
VooDoo: That would be impossible! That could never happen in real life...And rest assured if it did, Blair Buchannan-Stylez would be one of the first ones to die...She has done very well for herself these days I'll give her that, but remove the restrains of regular society and make it about actual survival and she wouldn't last ten miutes MARK MY WORDS! Tonight you can find my ass in the COOL RIFLE SECTION as far as the SOUTHERN TITLE SITUATION IS CONCERNED!
Taj Escobar: Well Syndicate has more gold on the line as Aleister Davison puts his newly won PureBLOOD CHampionship on the line against rival Pequeno Dinosaurio who has become a massive fan favorite since joining the ranks of OPW, and a woman who has taken a very interesting approach to life in the squared circle...a woman who speaking of Blair Buchannan-Stylez has positioned herself as a thorn in her side...
Mason Moore: More like gigantic pain in her ass, as Sahara has most definitley made her pressence felt among the OPW locker room, but none more so than OPW Southern Champion Blair Buchannan Stylez as she has even managed to revamp her NETFLIX career as she will be a guest on Blair's show BREAKIN ALL THE RULEZ very soon and from what I hear NetFLIX is expecting hugggeeeee numbers from that, especially the more they go back and fourth on OPW PROGRAMING!! But here tonight Sahara will try her self against The LiL Dino and fellow newcomer Aleister Davison as three of OPW's most dominant young faces fight for the OPW YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP...and to prove who is the brightest shining star to join OPW as of late...Because this match came about because Sahara felt slighted that people have been talking more about the accomplishments and career trajectory of the other two more so then her. So she made her pressence felt by costing Dino his one on one PureBlood Championship opportuity against Aleister Davison who arguably has had one of the hottest starts anyone has ever seen in this business. As in one night he walks into Outlaw Pro Wrestling desroys Demon X, who is no longer with us, and then goes into the FATAL FATE MATCH, dominated and wins that and then joins The SynDiCate in the proccess and has since then been on a tear I don't know if there is anyone in OPW past or present that can stop this man!
VooDoo: Don't you go counting out the LiL Dino just yet that man has more guts, determiniation, and skill in that lil 5'9 frame than Aleister Davison has in his entire body! My predicitin is Dino walks out of here securely the brand new OPW PuReBLOOD CHAMPION...Look out at this NEW YORK CROWD there is DINO MERCH FREAKIN EVERYWHERE!
Taj Escobar: That much is very freakin true, but to finish out the Title matches this evening tonight the Prestige Championship takes center stage as Eddie Havok who has firmly asserted himself as the OPW Prestige Champion puts his Title on the line being the fighting Champion that he is and he squares off against Prestige Prodigy Jason Ryan who defeated fellow Prestige pioneer Kyle Mehr in a contendershup match on this past SHOWCASE. But don't worry because OPW fan favorite Kyle Mehr looks to settle an old score as his past has seemingly followed him here to the ranks of OPW as Kip Kutler a boisterious foul mouthed aggressive figure from Kyle Mehr's past looks to snuff out the OPW legend of Kyle Mehr before it even begins here in OPW as them two square off one on one here tonight as well!
Mason Moore: Yup titles will be on the line and scores will be settled as this is one of the most stacked pay per view cards we have ever had but let us also not forget that we are on the HIGHWAY2HELL because it is the only route one can take if they hope to climb the STAIRWAY2HEAVEN and claim the IMMORTALITY that they laced up their boots up in servicing of gaining one day, as tonight there will be two qualification matches to see who will recieve two of the six challenger spots avaliable to see who will challenge Anicka Swan or Apathy next month live on pay per view in OPW's biggest match of the year as Ryan Elias "The CURSE of OPW" takes on Scotty Adams as Scotty looks to gain his momentum and get his career back on track. And also in a Fatal 4 Way OPW Veterans Abdul Bin Haussen and INSURGENCE's THE ENFORCER take on OPW new comers ID and Daniel Holiday where there is four men and only one spot in the biggest match of the year for the richest prize in the game...
Ladies and gentlemen like we have been telling you for weeks...Outlaw Pro Wrestling poresents the elite...We have scowered the globe and have found the very best this business has to offer and top to bottom we have the most diverse nd elite roster ever assembled in this business and tonight even though this is not our weekly program this is still a picture PERFECT SHOWCASE of why we are the best in the business. There will be blood, violence...GOLD WILL BE ON THE LINE SCORES WILL BE SETTLED and WAR WILL BE WAGED...RIGHT HERE in what is typically Central Park...but tonight for all intents and PURPOSES IS THE HIGHWAY2HELL!!!!
Taj Escobar: Well I think the time for talking is over...But one thing we also want to keep in mind, is that as of last week OPW Commishner Ariel Shadows was removed from her position of power...Which couldn't have happened at a worse time because he actual job function was to find a way to keep the peace between Co-Owners Roger Wright and LA Johnny Stylez, who has of five minutes ago was offically reinstated back to his normal position of pull and power here in OPW, and Ariel's job was to make sure the balance of power remained as even as possible, but tonight we are without her services and her interim replacement will not be announced until SHowCa$e goes live next week...Which toight with LA Johnny Stylez restored to power we can expect him to go out of his way to push whatever boundaries he can and get away with whatever he can...So strap in ladies and gentlemen because I got a feeling it's gunna be a WILD GOT DAMN NIGHT!
Then as if on CUE...THE RESISTANCE BY SKILLET BLARES OVER THE PA SYSTEM as the entire crowd turns toward the entry way and this live ruckus New York CIty crowd immediatle3y shows their displeasure and showers the entry way with boos as out struts the PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNA LA Johnny Stylez who is joined by his jaw droppingly GoRGeOuS WIFE the incompromable OPW Southern Champion...Blair Buchannan-Stylez who has her custom made GUCCI OPW Championship title slung over her shoulder like a purse Blair is stunning in a tight white mini dress by Christian Dior made out of silk fabric with various headlines form The New York Times printed all over it. The plunging neckline leaves plenty of room to boast her ample cleavage where a simple gold necklace with the word “Blair” written in diamond lettering rests. The dress was short enough to give every fan in attendance a nice view of those long, tanned, toned legs of hers punctuated by a pair of gold super high heeled Christian Louboutin stilettos with clear plastic straps going over the toes. Her long wavy dark brown hair swayed from side to side with each step she took.
Johnny stepped down the ramp in a pair of black military style Doc Martin combat boots, black moto style cargo pants with a pair of suspenders stoned with black diamonds hanging from his waist. A simple black t-shirt from one of those tourist type stores with the words “NY HEARTS I” clung to his muscular frame, and a black pinstriped fedora sat tilted atop his head, and both of them have their arrogant grins plastered across their faces from ear to ear as they stand in the entry way three wheels of rotating sparklers appear above the entry way and sparkle as they make their way down the entrance ramp to the ring. The fans are rreally lettig them have it, but you can't tell judging by the way they are carrying themelves you'd think they are beeing cheered. They finally make their way to the ring as Johnny removes his mic from his pocket. He goes to speak, but the only sound heard in central park at the moment aside from the slowly fading out lyrics to THE RESISTANCE by SKillet is this sold out crowd chanting in unison
JOHNNY SUX
JOHNNY SUX
JOHNNY SUX
Blair walks over to her hausband removes his fedora and kisses him on the cheek and covers his ears. They look at each other and laugh as Johnny holds his hand up and the music stops and he speaks above the crowd nosie.
LA Johnny Stylez: Listen dip shits, you think you have a reason to boo us now...Lemme just go ahead and tell you SLACK JAWED ASSHAT'Z
!!!!YOU AINT SEEN F'N SHIT YET!!!!
...AND BRACE YOURSELVES CAUSE IT'S GUNNA BE A LOOONNG F'N NIGHT!!!
ANd I can sit here and confidently say that because this night...The HIGHWAY2HELL is right where the SYNDICATE intend to leave the LOT of the OPW ROSTER PHUCKING STRANDED LOOKING UP AT the members of THe SyNDiCaTE as we prepare to make our ascension to attain the level of IMMORTALITY we have been due since the day we were phucking BORN! SO New York CITY, you don't have to like it. But by all means feel free to over exert yourselves and scream and hollar even throw shit in the ring all you want, but the fact is by the time this night is FINETO, you will have to choke down the bad news the same as the rest of the OPW ROSTER is going to have to! Because tonight is the night we deonstrate our power inside and outside of that ring! Tonight we take back over, and tonight we clean up the many almost coultess messes made by Roger HALF ASS WRIGHT who has left my company in shambles since I was removed from power thirty days ago! But from the moment we went live the first thing I am proud to announce is that I am once again restored to my rightful place of privleage...I am once again acting CO OWNER of OPW...WHich for those of you still having trouble connecting the dots means that once again, each and every single one of your asses
!!!!BELONGZ 2 ME!!!!!
AND YOU ARE ALL SUBJECT TO MY WHIMS!!!
But know that even without my powers and privleages I have still managed to remain the guiding light of this company! We are still it's biggest and main attraction, and we are still the unstoppable force we have been since the day we have arrived on the scene. OPW never even almost belonged to the WOLFPACK. They no longer have the power to withstand us and that much will be clear by the time this night is all said and done with and we are well on our way up the STAIRWAY2HEAVEN! Which I know some of you are wondering how or why there are no Syndicate members in the qualification matches for the STAIRWAY2HEAVEN matches here tonight, and that's because we need not bother with that, because by the end of the night...A MEMBER OF THE SYNDICATE WILL BE DEFENDING HER IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE STAIRWAY2HEAVEN MATCH! Because yes I will admit at first I was a little bummed that the OPW Immortal CHampionship wasn't going to be defended here tonight, but the more Xavier pushed his plan the more and more it made sense to me! SO Anicka Swan, I want you to get your hand out of Roger's butt crack for a brief moment and pay very close attention because this part pretains to you. I hope you know that every moment of your life that has been spent in this business has been leading you to this. I know you are sitting in the back right now without your head cheerleader of course as she is sitting at the announce booth right now getting ready to try her best to undermine every word I speak out here as soon as I disappear behind thata curtian. Thinking, inspiring, and focusing yourself on ending this WAR with one BLACK MAGIK kick and three seconds. But you know deep down in your gut my dear lady
!!!!!THAT SHIT AINT HAPPENIN!!!!!
BY THE END OF TONIGHT YOU'LL HAVE A BRAND NEW FAMILY!!!!
You will then forcefully see what Xavier and Le'Andra saw months before your stubborn eyes were going to! You will see that there has always only been one winning side, and if you truly had your sites set on IMMORTALITY then aligning yourself with Roger Wright was mistakes UNO and DOS! But forunately for you, you still have a member of your PACK that still very much cares for your well being. That still believes in you! ANd he cares about you so much, he set aside his own personal aspirations of being the OPW Immortal Champion just so you could have a taste of the truth...Just so you can see what your blind utdated loyalty would have otherwise robbed you of! So just know Anicka that you will be welcomed into the fold with open arms! SO kiss Roger good bye because after tonight your life and your career and this sport we call PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING WILL NEVER EVER BE THE SAME! ANd don't worry you can bury all that shit right next to the plot I throw VIncent in after I show him once and for all that over looking me and mine is the gravest mistake he could have ever made! Because I have my powers back and there is literally nothing holding us back. Not even whomever HBO has chosen to temporarily stand in Ariel Shadows sted to try and keep the scales of power balanced...WHich is of course a
!!!!F'N FOOLZ ERRAND!!!!
TO BEGIN AND END WITH!!!
Because at the end of the day FACTS are FACTS...ANd the fact is we were always going to win this war just like we have been since the old territory went out of business! The business has belonged to us for quite some time. The two people you see standing in this ring right now are all the proof you will ever need of that. ANd to prove it one of the first things I wanted to announce here tonight is...That in just a few short weeks HBO's REAL SPORTS have requested...Damn near BEGGED if we are just being honest to interview the first COUPLE OF PRO WRESTLING. THE TRUE POWER COUPLE who have quite possibly the most enthralling, enduring and enchanting real life rags to riches tale the human race has ever known. ANd they want to hear how we started at the bottom and fought our way to the tippy top and now look down on the rest of you from our PALACE of GOLD AND IMMORTALITY and how it is we came to
!!!!!F'N OWN PRO WRESTLING!!!!!
(SPOILER ALERT WE USED MOST OF YOUR CARCASSES TO BUILD THE GOT DAMN LADDER)
And to mark the occasion I thought we should do something a little more spectacular! I thought why stop there, why not make another public demonstration of just how much WE RUN THINGS not just in OPW but in all of PRO WRESTLING. SO In FOUIR WEEKS...The week before STAIRWAY2HEAVEN...I have asked my beautiful bride to RENEW our WEDDING VOWS that we made to each other in LAS VEGAS a little under a year ago, and she of course said yes! SO despite the fact that none of you inbred, flear ridden peasents deserve it...You are all cordially invited to watch from your television screens the
~$~ WeDDiNG oF THE CeNTURy ~$~
AS JOHNNY STYLEZ AND BLAIR BUCHANNAN CELEBRATE OURSELVES ON THE GRANDEST OF STAGES!!!
When Outlaw Pro Wrestling concludes its journey down the HIGHWAY2HELL and makes that long climb to grasp our inevitible immortality it will be to the ominious sound of wedding bells and you will all be onhand to bear witness the strongest and most powerful union this business has or will ever see! It will be an affair for KINGS and QUEENS...PRESEIDENTS and VICE PRESIDENTS, RULERS EMPERORS DICTATORS, and THE ELITE! And of course the wanna bes like the lot of you will be allowed to watch from the comfort of your own roach infested domiciles where most of you either jack off pretending to be with her, or secretly pretend to be me anyway! ANd for all of that Blair and I would simply like to say to each and every single one of you to please send your gifts to the OPW headquaters but before you do that please be sure to wash your got damn hands, and of course
!!! YOU ARE WELCOME !!!
...FROM THE VERY F'N BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS!!!
Blair casusally takes the mic from her husband's hands giving him a kiss on the cheek. SHe looks out at the crowd and with a look of sheer disdain shakes her head as she presses the mic to her lips...HEY YOU...YEAH YOU INTERNET DORK GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR PANTS THERE IS A LADY SPEAKIN!!!!Blair Buchannan Stylez: “I know, I know... you bitches are just sick of us running shit but listen...we honestly couldn’t be doing it without you...I mean in every kingdom there has to be a King and a Queen, right? I think it’s pretty obvious who they are as you’re all looking at then right now...but of course a kingdom needs other crucial elements to survive...it needs its peasants...all of you...the roster members make up the court members...and of course we can’t forget the Court Jesters! Kings and Queens need to be entertained too and the clowns who THINK they can stand in our way like that silly little Wolf Pack and these jokers I’m supposed to defend MY Southern Heavyweight Championship against later tonight really know how to bring the LOLZ...”
Blair smirks for a second, soaking up all the boos as she flips her hair before continuing.
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: “but to piggyback off of what my fine ass husband was saying before about our vow renewal...yes, you are invited to witness the greatness that is our union...but please, don’t send gifts unless you can afford the good shit! We have enough garbage to deal with here in OPW on a daily basis...we really don’t need anymore.”
LA Johnny Stylez: Because tonight begins to final leg of our revolution. Toinight we put our enemies in their places...From Anicka Swan to Christian Rivers! Tonight we prove why Outlaw Pro Wrestling is, was, and always will be the PREIMERE WRESTLING PROMOTION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD...AND THat it is mostly because of the contributions that we have made to it! The SyNDiCaTe's power grows with my returning powers and privleages, and all of you standing together which you aren't still won't be able to stop us. Not Vincent Wolf, not Damon Riggs, Not Ariel Shadows, ROGER WRIGHT, HBO,THE FCC....OR ANY OTHER RINKY DINK WRESTLING PROMOTION THAT IS STANDING OFF IN THE DISTANCE EATING THEMSELVES ALIVE WITH JEAOUSY CAN TOUCH US! And you don't have to like it, but you do have to accept it! This is the HIGHWAY2HELL NEW YORK CITY...and we will start things off with a very close personal friend of mine ADRIAN BLACK who has reently retured to the ring to help prove each and every single thing I just said....But one last piece of advice before I go! Yes we here in OPW do know the way to find the STAIRWAY 2 HEAVEN...But for those of you that by the end of the evening still refused to bow and humble yourselves before the true power of pro wrestling will find yourselves stranded down the PHUCKIN DEAD END THE HIGWAY2HELL actually leads to! So to avoid such an unfortunate fate you have but one option and one option only...ANd as it turns out it is the only option I have truly ever given any of you...And that is to shut your phuckin mouths, ac accept the cold harsh reality for what it is...And the best way for any and all of you to do any of that is by taking my weekly advice and try your best to
!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!!
...AND BE HAPPY THAT I WAS GRACIOUS TO GIVE YOU UNWORTHY PHUCK SOX THAT OPTION!
....NOW HIT THE MUSIC AND LET'S GET THIS GOT DAMN SHOW ON THE ROAD SHALL WE? I PHUCKIN LOVE OPW PAY PER VIEW!!!
"The Resistance" by SKillet blares over the PA SYSTEM as every fan in attendance is screaming and booing The ALLEGED "FIRST POWER COUPLE" of Pro Wrestling as another fireworks display goes off as the night sky is filled with another display of blazing red fireworks as we fade back down to the announce booth as we get ready to kick things off with our first match here live on Pay Per View...
Taj Escobar: Nothing like a good ole fashioned inspirational speech from the CO-OWNER isn't it?
VooDoo: Fear not Taj my boy, because the OPW roster and my HUSBAND especially are going to cram each and every single one of those run on sentences back down that arrogant, condscending throat of his! OPW BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE! A LESSON HE AND HIS TRAMP WIFE WILL LEARN THE HARD WAY TONIGHT...or some day soon! YOU MARK MY WORDS LA Johnny Stylez's FACADE WILL COME CRASHING DOWN ON HIS HEAD BEFORE LONG...AND I WILL BE THERE LAUGHING THE LOUDEST!
Mason Moore: Yeah we will see about that...But first we are going to see Adrian Black in the ring for the first time in almost a decade as he takes n traveled veteran DEMON X! I dunno about you guys but I am more than ready to see OPW on PAy Per VIEW...It's been a quater passed too long and I am ready to kick this shit off with a bang! So LET'S GO THIS SHIT!
Taj Escobar: I agree...Ladies and gentlemen let's take you down to ringside as we offically begin HIGHWAY2HELL WELCOME TO OPW PAY PER VIEW!