Post by lajohnnystylez on Jul 9, 2020 0:46:11 GMT -5
Taj Escobar: Ladies and gentlemen! It has been one hell of a night hasn't it?
Mason Moore: I would say another typical evening in Outlaw Pro Wrestling but here we are seven days removed from a pivitol pay per view event, and we've already got three new champions, and now we are getting ready to watch what I have a feeling will go down as one of the most epic Main Events in the history of Monday Night SHoWCa$e as OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion, the seemingly UNSTOPPABLE BLAIR BUCHANNAN-STYLEZ goes head to head with her former friend, and long time rival the number one contender to the OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP...APATHY!
Taj Escobar: Before you throw your two cents in VooDoo I just want to ask, some say women like you helped pave the way for women like the two fixing to collide in our Main Event...How does it feel sitting here watching two of the srongest women in this buisness today go head to head in the MAIN EVENT?
VooDoo: Well all of my personal feelings on the OPW Southern Champion aside, I do have to say while I didn't have a hand in molding either of these two women it does give me a certain sense of pride knowing that we are now making our mark on this business like I always knew we would. Cream always rises to the top is a statement I KNOW to be TRUE...And again all perosnal feelings aside talent is talent and if you look the OPW roster up and down you aren't going to find two more talented pro wrestlers than Blair and Apathy...I hope they fuckin kill each other, but they are both immensely talented and both deserve to be where they are here tonight!
Mason Moore: TRUE STORY!
Taj Escobar: Well I agree as well, but both of these women are in a very unique position as one thing this evening has proven is that The SyNDiCaTe is not nearly as in control as they believe themselves to be and it truly is anyone's ball game. Blair could really use a win to at least make sure they go out on a highnote here, and Apathy desperately needs a win going into the biggest match of her life as she faces the OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPION Anicka Swan next week for the OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
Mason Moore: Yeah a win over Blair would send a very powerful message to Anicka indeed, it's just so far in OPW we have really seen two different Apathys one week she is the strong, innovative, and dominating pressence she has been lately, or the timid, less confident, beaten down version of herself that has thwarted so many of her runs in this sport. BUt after watching her promo for her match this week I believe she has finally found the proper motivation to put all that behind her for good and she is ready to try an stake her claim to pro wrestling greatness, immortality and dominance...And her path may very well start right here tonight if she is able to do what so many others have tried and failed to do over the last few months and that is defeat Blair Buchannan-Stylez!
VooDoo: Yeah a win here for Apathy would send shockwaves throughout all of OPW and Pro Wrestling Period...because Anicka seems to maybe allowing X's poison to fill her head so I wont be there to help prep her for this upcoming title match which will be the first wrestling match she has ever had where I have not done so...SO I hope Xavier or Ani herself has it in her to be prepared for whats coming...But I am ready to sit back and watch and see for myself what Ani has coming next week! Because if she can infact get passed Blair then Apathy may just be deserving of this Championship match Johnny elected to bestow upon her!
Taj Escobar: Only one way to find out right?...Royal P....Do that thing you do brotha!!!!
And this audience stands and roars with approval as the two ladies do some final stretches in the ring. Blair walks over carrying her OPW Southern Championship like a purse she DEMANDS Royal Powerhouse to talk over to the ring. She hands him a pair of rubber gloves and forces him to put them on. Then and only then does she hand him her Southern Championship title, and she tells him to hold it for her until she is done and if she finds any FINGERPRINTS ON IT he'll join Devin Stone in the unemployment line. Royal Powerhouse rolls his eyes, as Blair forces him to turn around and say YES MAM....He hesitates until she uses her SERIOUS VOICE and he reluctantly says YES MAM. Blair then turns around only to find Apathy had snuck up behind her and she offers a faint smile as Apthy cocks her head to the side and then rams her forehead into Blair's face sending her straight to the ground as the fans start hooting and hollaring as they all chant in unison
Apathy then yanks Blair up by her hair using both hands, Apathy then takes two steps and then with all of her strength throws Blair to where she spins almost one full circle until she crashes back down onto the canvas damn near the center of the ring. Blair seemingly stunned shoots back up to her feet only to eat a high running knee from APathy that sends her flyuing backwards and onto the mat close enough to the ropes where Blair can roll outside of the ring and catch a breather, which she places her hands on her knees bending over. SHe looks back in the ring where Apathy seems fired up and you can tell just by Blair's facial expression she did not expect this in the very least. Daniel Devine has started his ten count and as he reaches the count of 4 Blair looks up at him and screams at the top of her lungs "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The fans start booing her and for the first time since she has been in Outlaw Pro Wrestling Blair Buchannan-Stylez acknowledges that the fans are booing her as she tells them to shut up as well, but it's a group of wrestling fans so they don't!!!
Blair flips her hair at the fans and then goes to get back in the ring. Apathy then begins to head towards the ring where Blair is but she then drops down and refuses to get in the ring as the fans BOO more and more at Blair's stalling. SHe then informs Daniel Devine SHE REFUSES TO GET INTO THE RING UNTIL HE HOLDS THE WILD BEAST BACK! Daniel Devine then stands inbetween she and Blair and asks Apathy to allow Blair to get in the ring. Apathy is fuming with anger but she nods her head yes. Then Blair demands that Daniel Devine come and hold the ropes for her so she can get into the ring. Daniel Devine looks at her and asks "REALLY?" ANd Blair insulted that he would even ask that glares daggers at him while she says "DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING JOKING PEASENT?" SO Devine holds the ropes for her until she pulls him in front of her using him as a human shield as Apathy charged straight for her. Devine holds his hands up as Apathy is able to pump the breaks enough to avoid a collision as Blair says " I'M NOT READY YET...BAG BACK BITCH". Blair then tosses Devine to the side and then walks away from both of them as Apathy grows only angrier and angrier.
Mason Moore: I mean I understand what Blair is doing, and it is genius by the way...But at the same time is it really? Because Apathy looks beyond FURIOUS..and FOCUSED...And when Apathy is like that there arent very many people that can defeat her!
Taj Escobar: That is a remarkable poiint, because if Blair stalls too long it will only allow Apathy more time to catch her breathe too, and obviously Apathy is going to have Blair beat in the raw strength department so perhaps Blair might want to chill on the mind games and worry more about how to get Apathy off of her feet.
VooDoo: WHatever if the DUMB BITCH WANTS TO BE A DUMB BITCH let her, maybe after Apathy smacks a couple of her teeth down her throat she'll know better next time...I doubt it...But it's worth a shot...It's definitley worth watching!
Taj Escobar: YOu do know our job is to at least try and appear impartial?
VooDoo: Taj..I want you to know I mean this as sincerely and as rudely as I possibly can...FUCK THAT!
Blair stalls for a few more moments before she announces "OK I'M READY!" ANd then like a bull in a china shop APathy charges right for Blair. Blair at the last moment drops down and sends Apathy crashing face first to the mat with a simple drop toe hold. Blair gets up and and nails a brutal drop kick right to Apathy's face as she was attemtping to get to her feet, and then while on the ground Blair crawls over and puts one of Apathys arms inbetween her legs and then pulls back on her other arm putting Apathy in a RINGS OF SATURN esq submission hold. Blair even locks her hands and cranks back on Apathy's neck yelling and screaming at her TAP OUT BITCH..TAP OUT...IT'S ONLY GUNNA GET WORSE FROM HERE TAP OUT!!!
Apathy is screams NOOOOOOOOOOO as the fans roar in approval as Apathy scooches over and locks her foot against the bottom rope and Devine demands Blair break the hold at once. Blair of course refuses to do so and does't until Devine makes it to the count of 4. Blair is up on her feet first and clubs Apathy in the back of her head with a few stiff right hands before hooking Apathy in a DDT position, but when Blair falls backwards Blair is the only one who falls onto the canvas as Apathy still had her feet locked against the bottom rope. Blair then looks up as Apathy had hit the ropes and comes down ontop of of her with a FURIOUS clothlesline that causes the fans to let out an OHHHHHHHHH. Apathy gets to her feet hits the ropes and comes back quickly and then drops her leg right across Blair's throat. Apathy gets up and does it again....and again....Apathy then drops down scoops Blair's head into her left hand and then starts pummeling her with quick right hands. Devine calls for a break but Apathy doesn't hear him, so Devine intervenes pulling them apart which is difficult to say the very least as each of them are desperatley trying to get at the other. Devine then pushes them both backwards and tells them both to calm down. Apathy shoves Devine out of the way and
Blair quickly falls down ontop of Apathy hooking her leg as Devine drops down to make the count
Blair seems sooo annoyed by this as she looks at Devine and asks HOW STUPID ARE YOU? Blair slams her fist into Apathy's face a few times before pulling her up to her feet using her arm and pulling on the back of her head. Blair whips Apathy to the ropes and when she comes back around Blair jumps off her feet sending Apathy crashing back down to the mat with a jumping spinwheel kick that floors Apathy. Blair scurries back to her feet grabs Apathy's legs and slams her fist into Apathy's right knee as she then grabs both legs and steps through locking both of her legs and eventually turning her over putting her in the SHARPSHOOTER. Blair leans back as much as she can as Apathy is in a serious amount of pain especially considering Blair punched Apathy in the knee before locking this on. Apathy pushes herself up using both hands. Blair tries to lean bac more but slips up a little bit and Apathy feels this and then out of desperation uses all the strength in her thick legs and pushes forward and it sends Blair flying forward right into the top turnbuckle she was facing. Apathy then climbs to her feet favoring her knee a little bit. And Blair turns around clutching her head as Apathy scoops her onto her shoulders and drives her down into the canvas with a JUVI DRIVER!!! The fans roar in approval as Apathy grabs Blair's legs and hooks them pack in a perfect pinning combination as Daniel Devine drops down
Taj Escobar: AND BLAIR JUST GETS THE SHOULDER UP! I know it was out of pure circumstance but this may just be the window Apathy needed to turn the tide in her favor once and for all!
Mason Moore: But as Blair proved just until a few moments ago she has turned into quite the ring general and knows when and where to shift things back into her favor. Could it be this entire time Apathy was the one underestimating Blair?
VooDoo: I wouldn't say that is entirely impossible but at this point both of these competitors would do well to keep their wits about them becaue in my opinion the next one to make a serious mistake will be the one in SERIOUS TROUBLE.
Apathy decks Blair with a few forearm shots to the head as she picks her up by her throat and tosses her into the turnbuckles. Blair's back smacks the padded steel then she immediately gets her bell rung as Apathy nails her right in the chin with a roaring elbow. Apathy not wasiting a single moment picks Blair up by her thighs and places her on the top rope. Apathy decks Blair with a right and a left then stands up on the middle and hooks her arm over her head and then lifts Blair up sand over SUPERPLEXING HER DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS. THE FANS ARE ALL ON THEIR FEET AS APATHY FLOATS OVER AND COVERS BLAIR...
Devine calls it off letting everyone know this match continues!!! Apathy's face tells a story of building frustration as she shoots to her feet yanking Blair up by her neck. She thrusts Blair's head inbetween her legs and lifts her up by her waist, she holds Blair high in the air but Blair holds onto her head savegly punching Apathy in the face Blair then shoots backwards flipping Apathy over into a HUNNAKAHNRANNA that Blair holds onto one of Apathy's legs as Apathy;s shoulders are pinned to the mat
Apathy kicked away a mere fraction of a second before Devine's hand hit the canvas...The crowd who is all on their feet is in a frenzy and in as much disbelief as Blair is. Both women scurry to their feet as Blair runs towards Apathy and nails a stepping enzguri kick that doesn't quite take her off of her feet, so Blair shoots to her feet kicks Apathy as hard as she can in the back of her right knee cap and then lands one right in her gut and as Apathy is doubled over Blair runs towards the ropes hits a does a handspring causing her legs to richochet her the other way and when she comes back up she drills APATHY INTO THE CANVAS with a CUTTER as she nails her signature
Mason Moore: BLAIR BUCHANNAN-STYLEZ JUST DRILLED APATHY WITH THE PHOTO OP!!! WHAT A MOVE!
VooDoo: And Apathy appears to be out cold...Looks like Blair remains the unstoppable force!
Taj Escobar: Blair is having a tough time getting Apathy rolled over but she finally does it and she hooks the leg
The crowd can't friggen believe it either this place is coming unglued....But suddenly the crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as Co-OWNER LA Johnny Stylez appears from the entrance tunnel and has his hand bandaged from eariler. But he is walking to the ring with seemingly deadly intent as he looks FURIOUS!!!!
Taj Escobar: WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE!?!?
Mason Moore: Well he does kinda run the place and if this were my wrestling company I'd wanna watch this match up front and in person too!
VooDoo: SHUSH IT MASON don't be stupid you know exactly what the fuck he is doin down here...And Ima tell ya this...OVER MY FUCKING DEAD BODY!!!
Blair looks up and sees her husband and breathes a sighn of relief as she then turns her attention back to Apathy as she pounds her with a few vicious right hands. Blair yanks Apathy up to her feet twisting her arm over her head she then buries her boot right in the gut and then Blair still holding onto her arm goes to whip Apathy into the ropes, but Apathy holds on and pulls Blair right into a short arm clothlesline. Apathy still holding onto Blair's arm yanks her up and immediatley whips her into the ropes Blair comes back around and gets blasted in the face with a BROGUE KICK that spins Blair around, Apathy then quickly bends over and scoops Blair onto her shoulders to where she is almost upside down. Apathy then puts Blair's head underneath her arm pit and then falls to the canvas driving blair head first into the mat with her version of WHITE NOISE SHE CALLS THE
Taj Escobar: AND THIS ONE MIGHT BE OVER AS APATHY JUST BLASTED BLAIR BUCHANNAN-STYLEZ WITH WHAT SHE CALLS THE KISS OF DEATH AND SHE IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!
Mason Moore: ANd she is in perfect position to pin her!
VooDoo: WAIT WHERE IN THE HELL DID JOHNNY GO?...NO WAY NOT TONIGHT...MASON KEEP MY SEAT WARM!
Mason Moore: WAIT VOO WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?
The crowd is going nuts as Devine is giving Johnny an earful Apathy is in the ring beside herself, as she walks over to where Johnny and Devine are arguing reaches down and grabs Johnny by his blue hair and pulls him up on the ring apron as the audience roars louder than they have all night. She turns Johnny around rares her head back and she headbutts him clean in the face... But suddenly Blair is on her feet, she runs to the ropes jumps on them and then backflipping over Apathy she grabs her head and drills her into the mat with a REVERSE DDT!!! The crowd is going nuts as Daniel Devine slides back in the ring just barley as Blair hooks his leg
VooDoo then runs up the ringsteps onto the ring apron and just as Johnny was pulling himself back up to his feet VooDoo launches herself off the ring apron and winds up clobbering both Johnny Stylez and Sahara. Devine is beside himself as he stands back in the ring with no clue what to make of all of this. Blair sees this as she landed a standing moonsault on Apathy and there was no one there to count the fall. SO she walks over and demands Daniel Devine pay attention so she wlaks over and spins him around, only the moment Blair spins Devine around, Apathy kips up and just as quickly spun Blair around kicking her in the gut, then thrusting her head into her arm pit then grabbing the back of Blair's trunks lifting her into the air and drilling her head right down into the mat as FENWAY PARK IS LOSING THEIR FREAKIN MIND, as APATHY falls down ontop of Blair with her eyes closed mumbling words of prayer as Daniel Devine drops down and he makes the count
Taj Escobar: OH MY GAWD SHE ACTUALLY FREAKIN DID IT!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WHAT A MATCH WHAT A MOMENT AND WHAT A TREMENDOUS VICTORY FOR THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Mason Moore: Look at that smile on Apathy's face...That smile can only come from one thing ladies and gentlemen and that is VICTORY!!! And she earned every got damn inch of hers here tonight! I gotta say I couldn't be any happier for her! WELL DONE MAM!
Taj Escobar: People tried to ruin it for her...Tried to steal it from her just as they have her entire career...BUT NOT TONIGHT! NO SIR...TONIGHT APATHY FOUGHT BACK AND SHE TOOK WHAT WAS HERS! AND PERHAPS SHE WILL DO THE SAME NEXT WEEK WHEN SHE FACES THE OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ANICKA SWAN!!!
Mason Moore: Well...Uhh speaking of uhh Apathy having to fight people who want to take things from her and the OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPION here comes Anicka Swan, Le'Andra Fury and Xavier Wolf sporting some brand new SYNDICATE T-SHIRTS
Xavier Wolf, Le'Andra Fury, and OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPION Anicka Swan slide in the ring wearing brand new Syndicate t-shirts that say SYNDICATE #JUSTF'NBeTTeRTHANu, and they immediately pounce on Apathy as Daniel Devine was holding her hand high in the air. Sahara and VooDoo climb in the ring trying to even the odds but LA Johnny Stylez slides in the ring and hits VooDoo right in the rib cage with his shovel. SHe drops down to the canvas immediatley as suddenly the place erupts into cheers even louder as we see Vincent F'N BLACK TEARING ASS DOWN THE ENTRANCE RAMP READY TO KILL A MOTHER FUCKER. Johnny sees him and drops his shovel and slides under the ring but Vincent was running so fast he made it down to the ring and now Johnny Stylez is being chased around the ring by Vincent Wolf. SUddenly Jayson Violence, Scotty Adams and Ryan Elias come runing down the entrance ramp and they slide in the ring and a huge brawl breaks out. Then down comes Brandon Moore and ID, then here comes Christian Rivers Adrian Black, as they are followed by Damon Riggs and his daughter Allison Riggs Preston and Roger F'N WRIGHT.
Johnny slides back in the ring as does Vincent Wolf. But as soon as Vincent Wolf makes it to his feet standing inbetween he and Johnny is his brother Xavier. Everyone seemingly stops and kind of circles around these two as Vincent an Xavier circle each other. They both lunge forward and catch each other dead center of the ring and start throwing hands...And the minute the first punches are landed then the entire ring breaks out into a pure pier 6 BRAWL everyone is fighting everyone there are fists flying kicks being thrown...It eventually spills out of the ring and into the floor by ringside. People are throwing one another into the guardrail. We look back in the ring and see that it is LA Johnny Stylez and Roger Wright both pulling themselves to their feet. Johnny's head is bleeding and Roger has a busted nose but they suddely lock eyes. They both stand up come face to face Johnny says something to Roger and then
Taj Escobar: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ABSOLUTE PANDAMONIUM HAS BROKEN LOOSE DOWN AT THIS RING...IT IS AN ALL OUT FREAKIN WAR!!!
Mason Moore: AND IT'S NOT JUST WOLFPACK AND SYNDICATE...IT'S...IT'S FREAKIN ALL OF OPW! THIS IS THE SEXIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
Taj Escobar: WHAT? WOMAN ARE YOU NUTS? THIS IS JUST SENSELESS FIGHTING AND BICKERING! AND THIS IS ALL IT WILL EVER FREAKIN BE UNTIL ONE SIDE GIVES OR SOMEONE FUCKING FINALLY SACKS THE FUCK UP AND RESTORES SOME GOT DAMN ORDER AROUND HERE...
AND THEN SUDDENLY AS IF ON F'N CUE!!!
...Blares over the PA SYSTEM and all of a sudden EVERYONE AND WE MEAN EVERYONE IN THE ARENA...FROM THE PEOPLE IN THE NOSEBLEED SECTION, TO THE ANNOUNCERS, TO THE PEOPLE THROWIN BOWS DOWN AT RING SIDE TURN TOWARD THE EMPTY ENTRANCE RAMP THAT DOESN'T REMAIN EMPTY FOR LONG AS SUDDENLY TWO VERY LARGE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALES COME OUT CARRYING SOMEONE ON ONE OF THOSE MOBILE THRONES THEY USED TO USE IN ANCIENT EGYPT THAT HAS TWO VERY LARGE AD MUSCULAR WHITE MEN CARRYING HER ON THE REAR SHE IS WEARING A PURPLE, GREEN, AND GOLD MARDI GRAS MASK...We see her seemingly glowing and flowing blonde hair. Her gentlemen escorts dressed like authentic Egyptians set her down and the one closest to her lends her their hand while the other one bows down on all fours allowing her to step from her seat onto the entrance ramp. She removes a mic from her pocket and then slightly turns around and then spins around ripping the mask off to reveal none other THAN PRO WRESTLING LEGEND MISS MICHELLE...LOOKING LIKE A MILLION $$$$$$
Scene then cuts back to the ring where we see Roger Wright looking ridiciliously confused, and then the camera pans over to Johnny who looks UTTERLY AND BLATANTLY CONF'NFOUNDED
Taj Escobar: I....I can't fricken believe it....Mase..Is...Is that who I fucking think it is?
Mason Moore: I dunno I was just about to ask you to pinch me because if this is a dream...I AM GUNNA BE SOOOO FUCKIN PISSED WHEN I WAKE UP! But let's just on the off chance say this is actual REAL LIFE...THEN THAT IS FUCKING MISS MICHELLE...THE ORIGINAL SAVAGE CUNT BITCH FROM BACK IN THE GAP! AND JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T USE HER LAST NAME MAKE NOTE THAT SHE DOES HAVE THAT RIGGS BLOOD IN HER SO YOU KNOW RUTHLESS AND CUNT ARE APART OF HER RESUME UNDOUBLY!! AND SHE IS HERE IN OUTLAW PRO...OMG I NEED TO START BRINGING A CHANCE OF SHORTS..I'M TOO EXCITED!
Taj Escobar: But what in the unholy shit is she doing here?
Mason Moore: Well if you'd shut the FUCK UP for ten seconds, she has a mic...So I'm pretty sure she is fixing to tell us!!!
Miss F'n Michelle: Whoa.. whoa, whoa! What in the hell is going on out here?! IS there no order in this company? Do we just allow the retards to run free around here? I mean seriously, look at these dungeons and dragons playing, my mommy left me on the tit for too long, i have to pay for sex, assholes standing in the ring right now! I know you missed me Johnny, but close your fucking mouth before one of your little friends down there shoves their cocks in it.”
She shakes her head and moves slightly to the left, her knee high, black leather stiletto boots clicking slightly as she does.The crowd is screaming, cheering, they know what time it is. She narrows her eyes as she stares down into the ring, tossing some of her long blonde curls back over her shoulder.
Miss Michelle: “Now that I have all of your attention, lets play a little game called “who knows who the fuck I am?!”
The crowd erupts once more, bringing a smile to her face as she blows a kiss out to all her wonderful fans.
“Now that is what the hell I am talking about! The majority seem to know, remember and love me! Some of you wish you never met me, but.. Who am I kidding? You will probably ALL wish that.”
She chuckles slightly to herself, leaning her head back and taking in all of the cheers from the crowd, who obviously know exactly who the fuck she is.
Miss Michelle: “You see, play time is over. Wolfpack? Yeah, you’re done. Syndicate? SO done. I can’t believe that I actually had to come back and SAVE this company. Wait a minute.. Yes I can. Of course I had to come back and save this place.. Who the fuck else is going to bring some order, some class and some fucking order to this place?”
Looking down towards the ring, she can see some faces who look a little unsure.. Maybe a little scared? Who really knows. Michelle laughs to herself before bringing the microphone back up to her mouth.
Miss Michelle: “Wait.. I know, I kind of just jumped out here, acting like I never left.. Acting like a motherflipping BOSS before taking the time to realize, some of you were babies when I was out here OWNing your mothers and fathers. So, let me pause, rewind and RE-introduce myself..
I’ve beat more bitches, I’ve ruined more lives.. I’ve DESTROYED more dreams than anyone could ever imagine.. I’ve won more titles, I’ve ran more of your heroes out of this business than porno movies Miss Anicka Swan has starred in. I know more secrets, I know where more bodies, more history, more than anything you could possibly ever imagine is buried. I’ve done it, seen it and accomplished it ALL.. I guess you could just say..
Lowering the microphone a bit and licking her lips, her smile slowly leaving her face as she looked down to the ring once more.. Waving so cutely at Anicka Swan, a former.. Frenemy who she couldnt help but take a shot at. Turning her head, looking at each and every person down there, she cant help but to shake her head slightly once more.
Miss Michelle: “Its hard to believe that back behind these curtains behind me, there is an extraordinary amount of people who are more than capable of bringing this company to the standards of which it should be at. But no, we are stuck with this.”
Using her free hand, she motions down towards the commotion.
Miss Michelle: “We are stuck with the same damn bullshit, every week. You got Johnny Stylez, useless as all get out, head stuck up his ass with no concept on what the fuck is even going on. You got Roger Wright whos head is stuck so far up Anickas ass, he dont know if hes coming or going. Then you got Blair Buchanan, who couldnt fight her own way out of a wet paper bag. Dont even get me started on the biggest PUSSIES of the Wolfpack, Vin and Kal.”
She winks her eye at them as they are furious and obviously tired of her talking and are screaming obscenities up her way.
Miss Michelle: “Oh shut the hell up! What the hell are you going to do? Run back to the pack, bitch boys…”
Rolling her eyes, she looks back down to the ring.. Right into the eyes of her big brother.
Miss Michelle: “Oh, snaps! And if it isn’t my very own big brother.. Damon Riggs! Did you miss me big bro? I can’t say that I’ve missed you very much, and honestly I am very disappointed in the way that you and Jenna have raised my niece, Allison. She definitely missed the bus to greatness when she decided to train with you, didn’t she? Unfortunately for you big bro its too late, but little Allie still has a chance to make something better for herself, BUT she has to crawl out of daddies ass now or it will never happen.”
Smirking, she pauses for a moment.
Miss Michelle: “Its like this.. OPW shit is changing. There will be no more of this. There will be no more unnecessary garbage clogging the time spot. So I guess you could say this is the new OPW because the one where these clowns ran the show, NO LONGER EXISTS! Because as of right now, any and everything that happens on this show.. Or in this COMPANY, now has to be okayed and SIGNED OFF on by ME!”
She smiles as Johnny Stylez and Roger Wright are in the ring fuming. They are screaming and not having it!
Miss Michelle: “I warned you. I told you I was coming and I told you shit was going to change. You didnt want to listen, you chose this! Oh and you two, Johnny, Roger.. If you think im playing, try me. I will not hesitate to manually remove your balls myself!”...OHHHH and before I forget fellas...Next week in honor of you...ME and MY GLORIOUS ARRIVAL we are throwing a lil party right here on SHOWCA$e...So Johnny, Roger and everyone else listening. You thought you had troubles before? You all have 99 problems, but now, in case you havent realized, this bitch right here is hands down your biggest one! I make the decisions around here now and next week, the main event of the show is for the Immortal championship where Anicka Swan will defend against Apathy!...And also that little match that we just booked...The one where LA Johnny Stylez, Xavier Wolf and Little MiSS BLAIR BUCHANNAN-STYLEZ face off against Vincent Wolf, Roger Wright, and for thefirst time in over a DECADE...THE ORIGINAL FEMME FATALE VooDoo! SO BE READY because the winner of that match decides which of the two owners gets to pick the third and final participant in the STAIRWAY2HEAVEN MATCH! SO GOOD NITE PUSSIES...SLEEP WELL KNOWING YOU'LL BE SEEING LOTS...AND LOTS...OF ME! DeUCeS!!!!
And with that, she drops the mic and blows a kiss to the two men in the ring whom she was just speaking to. She turns and walks to the back, leaving everyone in the ring stunned and pissed.
Taj Escobar: Well I'll be gotttttt damned!
Mason Moore: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS PROBABLY THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE>..MAYBE EVEN PRO WRESTLING HISTORY...MISS MICHELLE IS BACK AND IS THE COMMISHNER OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING AND SHE HASN'T MISSED A BEAT! WE ARE ALL OUT OF TIME JOIN US NEXT WEEK WHEN MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE PRESENTS 99 PROBLEMS LIVE ON HBO! PMG IM STILL SO WET!....GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!!!
Mason Moore: I would say another typical evening in Outlaw Pro Wrestling but here we are seven days removed from a pivitol pay per view event, and we've already got three new champions, and now we are getting ready to watch what I have a feeling will go down as one of the most epic Main Events in the history of Monday Night SHoWCa$e as OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion, the seemingly UNSTOPPABLE BLAIR BUCHANNAN-STYLEZ goes head to head with her former friend, and long time rival the number one contender to the OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP...APATHY!
Taj Escobar: Before you throw your two cents in VooDoo I just want to ask, some say women like you helped pave the way for women like the two fixing to collide in our Main Event...How does it feel sitting here watching two of the srongest women in this buisness today go head to head in the MAIN EVENT?
VooDoo: Well all of my personal feelings on the OPW Southern Champion aside, I do have to say while I didn't have a hand in molding either of these two women it does give me a certain sense of pride knowing that we are now making our mark on this business like I always knew we would. Cream always rises to the top is a statement I KNOW to be TRUE...And again all perosnal feelings aside talent is talent and if you look the OPW roster up and down you aren't going to find two more talented pro wrestlers than Blair and Apathy...I hope they fuckin kill each other, but they are both immensely talented and both deserve to be where they are here tonight!
Mason Moore: TRUE STORY!
Taj Escobar: Well I agree as well, but both of these women are in a very unique position as one thing this evening has proven is that The SyNDiCaTe is not nearly as in control as they believe themselves to be and it truly is anyone's ball game. Blair could really use a win to at least make sure they go out on a highnote here, and Apathy desperately needs a win going into the biggest match of her life as she faces the OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPION Anicka Swan next week for the OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
Mason Moore: Yeah a win over Blair would send a very powerful message to Anicka indeed, it's just so far in OPW we have really seen two different Apathys one week she is the strong, innovative, and dominating pressence she has been lately, or the timid, less confident, beaten down version of herself that has thwarted so many of her runs in this sport. BUt after watching her promo for her match this week I believe she has finally found the proper motivation to put all that behind her for good and she is ready to try an stake her claim to pro wrestling greatness, immortality and dominance...And her path may very well start right here tonight if she is able to do what so many others have tried and failed to do over the last few months and that is defeat Blair Buchannan-Stylez!
VooDoo: Yeah a win here for Apathy would send shockwaves throughout all of OPW and Pro Wrestling Period...because Anicka seems to maybe allowing X's poison to fill her head so I wont be there to help prep her for this upcoming title match which will be the first wrestling match she has ever had where I have not done so...SO I hope Xavier or Ani herself has it in her to be prepared for whats coming...But I am ready to sit back and watch and see for myself what Ani has coming next week! Because if she can infact get passed Blair then Apathy may just be deserving of this Championship match Johnny elected to bestow upon her!
Taj Escobar: Only one way to find out right?...Royal P....Do that thing you do brotha!!!!
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And this audience stands and roars with approval as the two ladies do some final stretches in the ring. Blair walks over carrying her OPW Southern Championship like a purse she DEMANDS Royal Powerhouse to talk over to the ring. She hands him a pair of rubber gloves and forces him to put them on. Then and only then does she hand him her Southern Championship title, and she tells him to hold it for her until she is done and if she finds any FINGERPRINTS ON IT he'll join Devin Stone in the unemployment line. Royal Powerhouse rolls his eyes, as Blair forces him to turn around and say YES MAM....He hesitates until she uses her SERIOUS VOICE and he reluctantly says YES MAM. Blair then turns around only to find Apathy had snuck up behind her and she offers a faint smile as Apthy cocks her head to the side and then rams her forehead into Blair's face sending her straight to the ground as the fans start hooting and hollaring as they all chant in unison
AP-A-THY
AP-A-THY
AP-A-THY
Apathy then yanks Blair up by her hair using both hands, Apathy then takes two steps and then with all of her strength throws Blair to where she spins almost one full circle until she crashes back down onto the canvas damn near the center of the ring. Blair seemingly stunned shoots back up to her feet only to eat a high running knee from APathy that sends her flyuing backwards and onto the mat close enough to the ropes where Blair can roll outside of the ring and catch a breather, which she places her hands on her knees bending over. SHe looks back in the ring where Apathy seems fired up and you can tell just by Blair's facial expression she did not expect this in the very least. Daniel Devine has started his ten count and as he reaches the count of 4 Blair looks up at him and screams at the top of her lungs "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The fans start booing her and for the first time since she has been in Outlaw Pro Wrestling Blair Buchannan-Stylez acknowledges that the fans are booing her as she tells them to shut up as well, but it's a group of wrestling fans so they don't!!!
APATHY'S GUNNA KILL YOU
APATHY'S GUNNA KILL YOU
APATHY'S GUNNA KILL YOU
Blair flips her hair at the fans and then goes to get back in the ring. Apathy then begins to head towards the ring where Blair is but she then drops down and refuses to get in the ring as the fans BOO more and more at Blair's stalling. SHe then informs Daniel Devine SHE REFUSES TO GET INTO THE RING UNTIL HE HOLDS THE WILD BEAST BACK! Daniel Devine then stands inbetween she and Blair and asks Apathy to allow Blair to get in the ring. Apathy is fuming with anger but she nods her head yes. Then Blair demands that Daniel Devine come and hold the ropes for her so she can get into the ring. Daniel Devine looks at her and asks "REALLY?" ANd Blair insulted that he would even ask that glares daggers at him while she says "DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING JOKING PEASENT?" SO Devine holds the ropes for her until she pulls him in front of her using him as a human shield as Apathy charged straight for her. Devine holds his hands up as Apathy is able to pump the breaks enough to avoid a collision as Blair says " I'M NOT READY YET...BAG BACK BITCH". Blair then tosses Devine to the side and then walks away from both of them as Apathy grows only angrier and angrier.
Mason Moore: I mean I understand what Blair is doing, and it is genius by the way...But at the same time is it really? Because Apathy looks beyond FURIOUS..and FOCUSED...And when Apathy is like that there arent very many people that can defeat her!
Taj Escobar: That is a remarkable poiint, because if Blair stalls too long it will only allow Apathy more time to catch her breathe too, and obviously Apathy is going to have Blair beat in the raw strength department so perhaps Blair might want to chill on the mind games and worry more about how to get Apathy off of her feet.
VooDoo: WHatever if the DUMB BITCH WANTS TO BE A DUMB BITCH let her, maybe after Apathy smacks a couple of her teeth down her throat she'll know better next time...I doubt it...But it's worth a shot...It's definitley worth watching!
Taj Escobar: YOu do know our job is to at least try and appear impartial?
VooDoo: Taj..I want you to know I mean this as sincerely and as rudely as I possibly can...FUCK THAT!
Blair stalls for a few more moments before she announces "OK I'M READY!" ANd then like a bull in a china shop APathy charges right for Blair. Blair at the last moment drops down and sends Apathy crashing face first to the mat with a simple drop toe hold. Blair gets up and and nails a brutal drop kick right to Apathy's face as she was attemtping to get to her feet, and then while on the ground Blair crawls over and puts one of Apathys arms inbetween her legs and then pulls back on her other arm putting Apathy in a RINGS OF SATURN esq submission hold. Blair even locks her hands and cranks back on Apathy's neck yelling and screaming at her TAP OUT BITCH..TAP OUT...IT'S ONLY GUNNA GET WORSE FROM HERE TAP OUT!!!
Apathy is screams NOOOOOOOOOOO as the fans roar in approval as Apathy scooches over and locks her foot against the bottom rope and Devine demands Blair break the hold at once. Blair of course refuses to do so and does't until Devine makes it to the count of 4. Blair is up on her feet first and clubs Apathy in the back of her head with a few stiff right hands before hooking Apathy in a DDT position, but when Blair falls backwards Blair is the only one who falls onto the canvas as Apathy still had her feet locked against the bottom rope. Blair then looks up as Apathy had hit the ropes and comes down ontop of of her with a FURIOUS clothlesline that causes the fans to let out an OHHHHHHHHH. Apathy gets to her feet hits the ropes and comes back quickly and then drops her leg right across Blair's throat. Apathy gets up and does it again....and again....Apathy then drops down scoops Blair's head into her left hand and then starts pummeling her with quick right hands. Devine calls for a break but Apathy doesn't hear him, so Devine intervenes pulling them apart which is difficult to say the very least as each of them are desperatley trying to get at the other. Devine then pushes them both backwards and tells them both to calm down. Apathy shoves Devine out of the way and
!!!!!B.A.M.!!!!!
BLAIR DRILLS APATHY WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE CHIN!!!
Blair quickly falls down ontop of Apathy hooking her leg as Devine drops down to make the count
.1
..2
...APATHY KICKS OUT
Blair seems sooo annoyed by this as she looks at Devine and asks HOW STUPID ARE YOU? Blair slams her fist into Apathy's face a few times before pulling her up to her feet using her arm and pulling on the back of her head. Blair whips Apathy to the ropes and when she comes back around Blair jumps off her feet sending Apathy crashing back down to the mat with a jumping spinwheel kick that floors Apathy. Blair scurries back to her feet grabs Apathy's legs and slams her fist into Apathy's right knee as she then grabs both legs and steps through locking both of her legs and eventually turning her over putting her in the SHARPSHOOTER. Blair leans back as much as she can as Apathy is in a serious amount of pain especially considering Blair punched Apathy in the knee before locking this on. Apathy pushes herself up using both hands. Blair tries to lean bac more but slips up a little bit and Apathy feels this and then out of desperation uses all the strength in her thick legs and pushes forward and it sends Blair flying forward right into the top turnbuckle she was facing. Apathy then climbs to her feet favoring her knee a little bit. And Blair turns around clutching her head as Apathy scoops her onto her shoulders and drives her down into the canvas with a JUVI DRIVER!!! The fans roar in approval as Apathy grabs Blair's legs and hooks them pack in a perfect pinning combination as Daniel Devine drops down
..1
...2
...THR BLAIR GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!
Taj Escobar: AND BLAIR JUST GETS THE SHOULDER UP! I know it was out of pure circumstance but this may just be the window Apathy needed to turn the tide in her favor once and for all!
Mason Moore: But as Blair proved just until a few moments ago she has turned into quite the ring general and knows when and where to shift things back into her favor. Could it be this entire time Apathy was the one underestimating Blair?
VooDoo: I wouldn't say that is entirely impossible but at this point both of these competitors would do well to keep their wits about them becaue in my opinion the next one to make a serious mistake will be the one in SERIOUS TROUBLE.
Apathy decks Blair with a few forearm shots to the head as she picks her up by her throat and tosses her into the turnbuckles. Blair's back smacks the padded steel then she immediately gets her bell rung as Apathy nails her right in the chin with a roaring elbow. Apathy not wasiting a single moment picks Blair up by her thighs and places her on the top rope. Apathy decks Blair with a right and a left then stands up on the middle and hooks her arm over her head and then lifts Blair up sand over SUPERPLEXING HER DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS. THE FANS ARE ALL ON THEIR FEET AS APATHY FLOATS OVER AND COVERS BLAIR...
.1
..2
...3
NO NO BLAIR JUST BARLEY GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!
Devine calls it off letting everyone know this match continues!!! Apathy's face tells a story of building frustration as she shoots to her feet yanking Blair up by her neck. She thrusts Blair's head inbetween her legs and lifts her up by her waist, she holds Blair high in the air but Blair holds onto her head savegly punching Apathy in the face Blair then shoots backwards flipping Apathy over into a HUNNAKAHNRANNA that Blair holds onto one of Apathy's legs as Apathy;s shoulders are pinned to the mat
..1
...2
....3
NO!!!
Apathy kicked away a mere fraction of a second before Devine's hand hit the canvas...The crowd who is all on their feet is in a frenzy and in as much disbelief as Blair is. Both women scurry to their feet as Blair runs towards Apathy and nails a stepping enzguri kick that doesn't quite take her off of her feet, so Blair shoots to her feet kicks Apathy as hard as she can in the back of her right knee cap and then lands one right in her gut and as Apathy is doubled over Blair runs towards the ropes hits a does a handspring causing her legs to richochet her the other way and when she comes back up she drills APATHY INTO THE CANVAS with a CUTTER as she nails her signature
Mason Moore: BLAIR BUCHANNAN-STYLEZ JUST DRILLED APATHY WITH THE PHOTO OP!!! WHAT A MOVE!
VooDoo: And Apathy appears to be out cold...Looks like Blair remains the unstoppable force!
Taj Escobar: Blair is having a tough time getting Apathy rolled over but she finally does it and she hooks the leg
..1
...2
...THR NO APATHY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN!!!!
The crowd can't friggen believe it either this place is coming unglued....But suddenly the crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as Co-OWNER LA Johnny Stylez appears from the entrance tunnel and has his hand bandaged from eariler. But he is walking to the ring with seemingly deadly intent as he looks FURIOUS!!!!
Taj Escobar: WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE!?!?
Mason Moore: Well he does kinda run the place and if this were my wrestling company I'd wanna watch this match up front and in person too!
VooDoo: SHUSH IT MASON don't be stupid you know exactly what the fuck he is doin down here...And Ima tell ya this...OVER MY FUCKING DEAD BODY!!!
Blair looks up and sees her husband and breathes a sighn of relief as she then turns her attention back to Apathy as she pounds her with a few vicious right hands. Blair yanks Apathy up to her feet twisting her arm over her head she then buries her boot right in the gut and then Blair still holding onto her arm goes to whip Apathy into the ropes, but Apathy holds on and pulls Blair right into a short arm clothlesline. Apathy still holding onto Blair's arm yanks her up and immediatley whips her into the ropes Blair comes back around and gets blasted in the face with a BROGUE KICK that spins Blair around, Apathy then quickly bends over and scoops Blair onto her shoulders to where she is almost upside down. Apathy then puts Blair's head underneath her arm pit and then falls to the canvas driving blair head first into the mat with her version of WHITE NOISE SHE CALLS THE
Taj Escobar: AND THIS ONE MIGHT BE OVER AS APATHY JUST BLASTED BLAIR BUCHANNAN-STYLEZ WITH WHAT SHE CALLS THE KISS OF DEATH AND SHE IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!
Mason Moore: ANd she is in perfect position to pin her!
VooDoo: WAIT WHERE IN THE HELL DID JOHNNY GO?...NO WAY NOT TONIGHT...MASON KEEP MY SEAT WARM!
Mason Moore: WAIT VOO WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?
.1
..2
...3
NO NO NO JOHNNY JUST PULLED DANIEL DEVINE OUT OF THE RING!!!!
The crowd is going nuts as Devine is giving Johnny an earful Apathy is in the ring beside herself, as she walks over to where Johnny and Devine are arguing reaches down and grabs Johnny by his blue hair and pulls him up on the ring apron as the audience roars louder than they have all night. She turns Johnny around rares her head back and she headbutts him clean in the face... But suddenly Blair is on her feet, she runs to the ropes jumps on them and then backflipping over Apathy she grabs her head and drills her into the mat with a REVERSE DDT!!! The crowd is going nuts as Daniel Devine slides back in the ring just barley as Blair hooks his leg
..1
...2
....3
NO NO NO NO SAHARA JUST CRAWLED OUT FROM UNDER THE RING AND PULLED DEVINE OUT OF THE RING!!!!
VooDoo then runs up the ringsteps onto the ring apron and just as Johnny was pulling himself back up to his feet VooDoo launches herself off the ring apron and winds up clobbering both Johnny Stylez and Sahara. Devine is beside himself as he stands back in the ring with no clue what to make of all of this. Blair sees this as she landed a standing moonsault on Apathy and there was no one there to count the fall. SO she walks over and demands Daniel Devine pay attention so she wlaks over and spins him around, only the moment Blair spins Devine around, Apathy kips up and just as quickly spun Blair around kicking her in the gut, then thrusting her head into her arm pit then grabbing the back of Blair's trunks lifting her into the air and drilling her head right down into the mat as FENWAY PARK IS LOSING THEIR FREAKIN MIND, as APATHY falls down ontop of Blair with her eyes closed mumbling words of prayer as Daniel Devine drops down and he makes the count
..1
...2
....3!!!!!!!
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Taj Escobar: OH MY GAWD SHE ACTUALLY FREAKIN DID IT!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WHAT A MATCH WHAT A MOMENT AND WHAT A TREMENDOUS VICTORY FOR THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Mason Moore: Look at that smile on Apathy's face...That smile can only come from one thing ladies and gentlemen and that is VICTORY!!! And she earned every got damn inch of hers here tonight! I gotta say I couldn't be any happier for her! WELL DONE MAM!
Taj Escobar: People tried to ruin it for her...Tried to steal it from her just as they have her entire career...BUT NOT TONIGHT! NO SIR...TONIGHT APATHY FOUGHT BACK AND SHE TOOK WHAT WAS HERS! AND PERHAPS SHE WILL DO THE SAME NEXT WEEK WHEN SHE FACES THE OPW IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ANICKA SWAN!!!
Mason Moore: Well...Uhh speaking of uhh Apathy having to fight people who want to take things from her and the OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPION here comes Anicka Swan, Le'Andra Fury and Xavier Wolf sporting some brand new SYNDICATE T-SHIRTS
Xavier Wolf, Le'Andra Fury, and OPW IMMORTAL CHAMPION Anicka Swan slide in the ring wearing brand new Syndicate t-shirts that say SYNDICATE #JUSTF'NBeTTeRTHANu, and they immediately pounce on Apathy as Daniel Devine was holding her hand high in the air. Sahara and VooDoo climb in the ring trying to even the odds but LA Johnny Stylez slides in the ring and hits VooDoo right in the rib cage with his shovel. SHe drops down to the canvas immediatley as suddenly the place erupts into cheers even louder as we see Vincent F'N BLACK TEARING ASS DOWN THE ENTRANCE RAMP READY TO KILL A MOTHER FUCKER. Johnny sees him and drops his shovel and slides under the ring but Vincent was running so fast he made it down to the ring and now Johnny Stylez is being chased around the ring by Vincent Wolf. SUddenly Jayson Violence, Scotty Adams and Ryan Elias come runing down the entrance ramp and they slide in the ring and a huge brawl breaks out. Then down comes Brandon Moore and ID, then here comes Christian Rivers Adrian Black, as they are followed by Damon Riggs and his daughter Allison Riggs Preston and Roger F'N WRIGHT.
Johnny slides back in the ring as does Vincent Wolf. But as soon as Vincent Wolf makes it to his feet standing inbetween he and Johnny is his brother Xavier. Everyone seemingly stops and kind of circles around these two as Vincent an Xavier circle each other. They both lunge forward and catch each other dead center of the ring and start throwing hands...And the minute the first punches are landed then the entire ring breaks out into a pure pier 6 BRAWL everyone is fighting everyone there are fists flying kicks being thrown...It eventually spills out of the ring and into the floor by ringside. People are throwing one another into the guardrail. We look back in the ring and see that it is LA Johnny Stylez and Roger Wright both pulling themselves to their feet. Johnny's head is bleeding and Roger has a busted nose but they suddely lock eyes. They both stand up come face to face Johnny says something to Roger and then
!!!!BAM!!!!!
ROGER DECKS JOHNNY RIGHT IN THE FACE...AND THEN
Taj Escobar: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ABSOLUTE PANDAMONIUM HAS BROKEN LOOSE DOWN AT THIS RING...IT IS AN ALL OUT FREAKIN WAR!!!
Mason Moore: AND IT'S NOT JUST WOLFPACK AND SYNDICATE...IT'S...IT'S FREAKIN ALL OF OPW! THIS IS THE SEXIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
Taj Escobar: WHAT? WOMAN ARE YOU NUTS? THIS IS JUST SENSELESS FIGHTING AND BICKERING! AND THIS IS ALL IT WILL EVER FREAKIN BE UNTIL ONE SIDE GIVES OR SOMEONE FUCKING FINALLY SACKS THE FUCK UP AND RESTORES SOME GOT DAMN ORDER AROUND HERE...
AND THEN SUDDENLY AS IF ON F'N CUE!!!
...Blares over the PA SYSTEM and all of a sudden EVERYONE AND WE MEAN EVERYONE IN THE ARENA...FROM THE PEOPLE IN THE NOSEBLEED SECTION, TO THE ANNOUNCERS, TO THE PEOPLE THROWIN BOWS DOWN AT RING SIDE TURN TOWARD THE EMPTY ENTRANCE RAMP THAT DOESN'T REMAIN EMPTY FOR LONG AS SUDDENLY TWO VERY LARGE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALES COME OUT CARRYING SOMEONE ON ONE OF THOSE MOBILE THRONES THEY USED TO USE IN ANCIENT EGYPT THAT HAS TWO VERY LARGE AD MUSCULAR WHITE MEN CARRYING HER ON THE REAR SHE IS WEARING A PURPLE, GREEN, AND GOLD MARDI GRAS MASK...We see her seemingly glowing and flowing blonde hair. Her gentlemen escorts dressed like authentic Egyptians set her down and the one closest to her lends her their hand while the other one bows down on all fours allowing her to step from her seat onto the entrance ramp. She removes a mic from her pocket and then slightly turns around and then spins around ripping the mask off to reveal none other THAN PRO WRESTLING LEGEND MISS MICHELLE...LOOKING LIKE A MILLION $$$$$$
Scene then cuts back to the ring where we see Roger Wright looking ridiciliously confused, and then the camera pans over to Johnny who looks UTTERLY AND BLATANTLY CONF'NFOUNDED
Taj Escobar: I....I can't fricken believe it....Mase..Is...Is that who I fucking think it is?
Mason Moore: I dunno I was just about to ask you to pinch me because if this is a dream...I AM GUNNA BE SOOOO FUCKIN PISSED WHEN I WAKE UP! But let's just on the off chance say this is actual REAL LIFE...THEN THAT IS FUCKING MISS MICHELLE...THE ORIGINAL SAVAGE CUNT BITCH FROM BACK IN THE GAP! AND JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T USE HER LAST NAME MAKE NOTE THAT SHE DOES HAVE THAT RIGGS BLOOD IN HER SO YOU KNOW RUTHLESS AND CUNT ARE APART OF HER RESUME UNDOUBLY!! AND SHE IS HERE IN OUTLAW PRO...OMG I NEED TO START BRINGING A CHANCE OF SHORTS..I'M TOO EXCITED!
Taj Escobar: But what in the unholy shit is she doing here?
Mason Moore: Well if you'd shut the FUCK UP for ten seconds, she has a mic...So I'm pretty sure she is fixing to tell us!!!
Miss F'n Michelle: Whoa.. whoa, whoa! What in the hell is going on out here?! IS there no order in this company? Do we just allow the retards to run free around here? I mean seriously, look at these dungeons and dragons playing, my mommy left me on the tit for too long, i have to pay for sex, assholes standing in the ring right now! I know you missed me Johnny, but close your fucking mouth before one of your little friends down there shoves their cocks in it.”
She shakes her head and moves slightly to the left, her knee high, black leather stiletto boots clicking slightly as she does.The crowd is screaming, cheering, they know what time it is. She narrows her eyes as she stares down into the ring, tossing some of her long blonde curls back over her shoulder.
Miss Michelle: “Now that I have all of your attention, lets play a little game called “who knows who the fuck I am?!”
The crowd erupts once more, bringing a smile to her face as she blows a kiss out to all her wonderful fans.
“Now that is what the hell I am talking about! The majority seem to know, remember and love me! Some of you wish you never met me, but.. Who am I kidding? You will probably ALL wish that.”
She chuckles slightly to herself, leaning her head back and taking in all of the cheers from the crowd, who obviously know exactly who the fuck she is.
Miss Michelle: “You see, play time is over. Wolfpack? Yeah, you’re done. Syndicate? SO done. I can’t believe that I actually had to come back and SAVE this company. Wait a minute.. Yes I can. Of course I had to come back and save this place.. Who the fuck else is going to bring some order, some class and some fucking order to this place?”
Looking down towards the ring, she can see some faces who look a little unsure.. Maybe a little scared? Who really knows. Michelle laughs to herself before bringing the microphone back up to her mouth.
Miss Michelle: “Wait.. I know, I kind of just jumped out here, acting like I never left.. Acting like a motherflipping BOSS before taking the time to realize, some of you were babies when I was out here OWNing your mothers and fathers. So, let me pause, rewind and RE-introduce myself..
my name is...
~$~MISS MICHELLE ~$~
and way before Megan was a Stallion, Im a
FUCKING SAVAGE!
Go ask your fucking mom about me!
I’ve beat more bitches, I’ve ruined more lives.. I’ve DESTROYED more dreams than anyone could ever imagine.. I’ve won more titles, I’ve ran more of your heroes out of this business than porno movies Miss Anicka Swan has starred in. I know more secrets, I know where more bodies, more history, more than anything you could possibly ever imagine is buried. I’ve done it, seen it and accomplished it ALL.. I guess you could just say..
I am definitely
~$~THAT BITCH ~$~
that absolutely NO ONE expected. “
Lowering the microphone a bit and licking her lips, her smile slowly leaving her face as she looked down to the ring once more.. Waving so cutely at Anicka Swan, a former.. Frenemy who she couldnt help but take a shot at. Turning her head, looking at each and every person down there, she cant help but to shake her head slightly once more.
Miss Michelle: “Its hard to believe that back behind these curtains behind me, there is an extraordinary amount of people who are more than capable of bringing this company to the standards of which it should be at. But no, we are stuck with this.”
Using her free hand, she motions down towards the commotion.
Miss Michelle: “We are stuck with the same damn bullshit, every week. You got Johnny Stylez, useless as all get out, head stuck up his ass with no concept on what the fuck is even going on. You got Roger Wright whos head is stuck so far up Anickas ass, he dont know if hes coming or going. Then you got Blair Buchanan, who couldnt fight her own way out of a wet paper bag. Dont even get me started on the biggest PUSSIES of the Wolfpack, Vin and Kal.”
She winks her eye at them as they are furious and obviously tired of her talking and are screaming obscenities up her way.
Miss Michelle: “Oh shut the hell up! What the hell are you going to do? Run back to the pack, bitch boys…”
Rolling her eyes, she looks back down to the ring.. Right into the eyes of her big brother.
Miss Michelle: “Oh, snaps! And if it isn’t my very own big brother.. Damon Riggs! Did you miss me big bro? I can’t say that I’ve missed you very much, and honestly I am very disappointed in the way that you and Jenna have raised my niece, Allison. She definitely missed the bus to greatness when she decided to train with you, didn’t she? Unfortunately for you big bro its too late, but little Allie still has a chance to make something better for herself, BUT she has to crawl out of daddies ass now or it will never happen.”
Smirking, she pauses for a moment.
Miss Michelle: “Its like this.. OPW shit is changing. There will be no more of this. There will be no more unnecessary garbage clogging the time spot. So I guess you could say this is the new OPW because the one where these clowns ran the show, NO LONGER EXISTS! Because as of right now, any and everything that happens on this show.. Or in this COMPANY, now has to be okayed and SIGNED OFF on by ME!”
She smiles as Johnny Stylez and Roger Wright are in the ring fuming. They are screaming and not having it!
Miss Michelle: “I warned you. I told you I was coming and I told you shit was going to change. You didnt want to listen, you chose this! Oh and you two, Johnny, Roger.. If you think im playing, try me. I will not hesitate to manually remove your balls myself!”...OHHHH and before I forget fellas...Next week in honor of you...ME and MY GLORIOUS ARRIVAL we are throwing a lil party right here on SHOWCA$e...So Johnny, Roger and everyone else listening. You thought you had troubles before? You all have 99 problems, but now, in case you havent realized, this bitch right here is hands down your biggest one! I make the decisions around here now and next week, the main event of the show is for the Immortal championship where Anicka Swan will defend against Apathy!...And also that little match that we just booked...The one where LA Johnny Stylez, Xavier Wolf and Little MiSS BLAIR BUCHANNAN-STYLEZ face off against Vincent Wolf, Roger Wright, and for thefirst time in over a DECADE...THE ORIGINAL FEMME FATALE VooDoo! SO BE READY because the winner of that match decides which of the two owners gets to pick the third and final participant in the STAIRWAY2HEAVEN MATCH! SO GOOD NITE PUSSIES...SLEEP WELL KNOWING YOU'LL BE SEEING LOTS...AND LOTS...OF ME! DeUCeS!!!!
And with that, she drops the mic and blows a kiss to the two men in the ring whom she was just speaking to. She turns and walks to the back, leaving everyone in the ring stunned and pissed.
Taj Escobar: Well I'll be gotttttt damned!
Mason Moore: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS PROBABLY THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE>..MAYBE EVEN PRO WRESTLING HISTORY...MISS MICHELLE IS BACK AND IS THE COMMISHNER OF OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING AND SHE HASN'T MISSED A BEAT! WE ARE ALL OUT OF TIME JOIN US NEXT WEEK WHEN MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE PRESENTS 99 PROBLEMS LIVE ON HBO! PMG IM STILL SO WET!....GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!!!
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