Post by lajohnnystylez on Jul 11, 2020 16:17:00 GMT -5
PHUKIN GOT DAMN FENWAY PARK! For all of you Boston scrubs watching this right now I just want you to know that I fought OPW going to Boston KICKING AND PHUCKING SCREAMING! I fought it because I truly believe Boston is the worst big city in this country. Most of you are every single bit the assholes New Yorkers are, only the difference is when people from New York pull that asshole shit it's kind of sopcially acceptable...People just say ohhh He's From NeW York and everyone shrugs it off...When you guys do it...You're just a bunch of TOWNEY
The only good thing that happened there was The SyNDiCaTe became the first faction I have ever seen or been apart of personally that owned every single Championship in the wrestling promotion they existed in. Yeah I'm aware that was an accomplishment that only lasted for the better part of an hour...But still considering most factions don't even come close I am still going to call it a phucking win, and nothing any of you say is going to change my mind...
But really...PHUCKIN BOSTON...But ya know I'm willing to acknowledge the fact that it was all just a horrendous coincidence that in the same night I a introduced to not one but two "Authority FiGuRES" on a powertrip that wanna come in and make an impact and make sure their pressence is felt, so naturally they have to do so at my got damn expense because let's face it when it comes to the subjet of Outlaw Pro Wrestling I think Stevie WOnder Ray Charles, Hellen Keller, and Mr. Magoo could clearly see
But we will get to that phucking crotch pheasent in just a few moments, because I feel as though I need to lend at least a decent sized portion of this promo to stress how much I personally want to curely and unusually torture whatever PROSTATE EXAMINING PIECE OF SHIT GRADUATED AT THE BOTTOM OF HIS CLASS DOCTOR DOUCHE BAG that went and found
It is of course come to my attention that there are quite a few of you who don't know who she is, because you know how one of my favorite things to bring up to the Damon Riggs and VIncent Black's of the world is the fact that while immensley talented they were so selfish, stupid, and short sighted that if it weren't for me...Their names and anything and everything they ever accomplished under that name would have been
From the history books of this business altogether. Well for those of you that aren't complete morons may have caught onto the fact that I wasn't just referring to Damon and Vincent, I was referring to them and anyone from their circle of self righteous, jerk offs who were hardly worth remembering even all wretling promotion slaughtering aside! And Miss " F'N CUNTZILLA" Michelle herself was at the tippy top of that list! The only thing...ANd bear in mind I sincerely mean...THE ONE AND ONLY PHUCKING THING about this
Which is the worst LAST NAME IN THIS BUSINESS! She is Damon's sister which you can see for yourselves the douche doesn't fall far from the BAG if you are picking up what I'm laying down! There isn't a word or group of words in any language ever spoken on this planet that could accurately describe how blissfully happy I was two got damn days ago where I was living in a world in which I forgot she even existed. But the minute that dumb bitch ripped off that Mardi Gras mask and I saw that snobby hey I'm pretty but you can totally tell I've got as many dick imprints in or around my mouth as Dusty Rhodes had blading scars on his
But looky here Miss Michelle...Being the owner of Outlaw Pro over the past few months I have made more decisions for the sake of appeasing others than I normally wouldn't do under different circumstances. So I guess I have grown as a person in that regard, because it is allowing me to kinda sorta maybe be able to overlook the fact that you tok it upon yourself to not only stick your nose in my phucking business, but you also choose to interrupt MY PHUCKING MAIN EVENT TO DO IT! OK so you are coming back to the rasslin biz after spending the last decade and a half sitting on your ass letting three lifetime's worth of rug burn scars on your knees heel, but apparently your head is still wedged right inbetween your ass cheeks as it has been since the day I unfortunatley made your aquaintence. So other than suggesting you find some sort of medical professional who is willing to spend his or her time trying to assist you from seeing if you can pull your head out of
And then maybe go to a gas station get yourself a COKE and a SMILE, because you are going to phucking need one when you wake up and realize just how much the game has changed since you've made it in the GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS FOR BEING ONE OF IF NOT THE ONLY PRO WRESTLER TO ACHIEVE MASSIVE SUCCESS
Because the first thing you may want to wrap your narrow mind around is the fact that aside from the fact that the last time you and I shared a wrestling ring, I handed you your ass...But also inbetween that day and this day the number of people who know who I am versus the people who know you are is like comparing the numbers of people that still have
Because the one thing you are going to want to avoid at any and all cost is GeTTiNG ON MY BAD SIDE! OK? So ya know what...Given that it's 2020 and I'm trying this personal growth shit...Here is what I am gunna do CHICKA...I am going to pretend like I didn't hear a word of that promo you cut at the end of SHOWCASE this past week. I will overlook your ignorance and not force you to face the consequences that people wind up facing these days for speaking to me the way that you did! Because let's look at my track record against "Co-AUTHORITY FIGURES" SO FAR...If you had done your4 homework you will have noticed in almost 6 months three people have tried to limit, share or straight up take what I have built here! One of them is on his death bed...The other just now resurfaced....and the other has spent the last three weeks crying because Le'Andra Fury tricked him into Wright Stuffing his girlfriend during one of the most important matches of her life! To bring it all home and put it in plain English for ya Tootse...
On the other hand though Miss Michelle, you keep running your cocksucker at me the way you did at the End of SHOWCASE then I can all but gurantee you that you will be publically
Because your days of taking shit form me, are just now beginning...And believe me if you force my hand I will make the days you made my life a living hell seem like A GAME OF CANDY LAND compared to the publically humiliating, demeaning, and flat out horrible shit I will do to you for trying to stand between me and my ultimate goals of making Outlaw Pro Wrestling the premiere wrestling orginization on the planet! And you can take every phucking word of this back to your "PRODUCER" buddy at HBO and repeat it to him VERBATIM...and if either of you don't like it...
But really though Michelle I was very much surprised to see you. Props for the dramatic entrance, and even for the lofty ambitions. Maybe this time around just keep in mind I'm the one who signs your phuckin pay checks therefore maybe for once you don't act like a DUMB CUNT...HUH?...Ohh wait ya know now that Im thinkin about it...There is actually one more thing you can do while you're at it...
!!!!!F'N DOUCHE BAGS!!!!!
SO AGAIN PHUCK ALL OF YOUR AND YOUR TOILET BOWL OF A CITY!!!
The only good thing that happened there was The SyNDiCaTe became the first faction I have ever seen or been apart of personally that owned every single Championship in the wrestling promotion they existed in. Yeah I'm aware that was an accomplishment that only lasted for the better part of an hour...But still considering most factions don't even come close I am still going to call it a phucking win, and nothing any of you say is going to change my mind...
But really...PHUCKIN BOSTON...But ya know I'm willing to acknowledge the fact that it was all just a horrendous coincidence that in the same night I a introduced to not one but two "Authority FiGuRES" on a powertrip that wanna come in and make an impact and make sure their pressence is felt, so naturally they have to do so at my got damn expense because let's face it when it comes to the subjet of Outlaw Pro Wrestling I think Stevie WOnder Ray Charles, Hellen Keller, and Mr. Magoo could clearly see
!!!!WHO RUNZ THIS BITCH?
SPoiLeR ALeRT THIS NOW MaKes 3923488 Different Things oF WHICH I Am Roger Wright's SUPERIOR!!!
But we will get to that phucking crotch pheasent in just a few moments, because I feel as though I need to lend at least a decent sized portion of this promo to stress how much I personally want to curely and unusually torture whatever PROSTATE EXAMINING PIECE OF SHIT GRADUATED AT THE BOTTOM OF HIS CLASS DOCTOR DOUCHE BAG that went and found
!!!!!MiSS F'N MICHELLE!!!!!
WHO SOME HOW HAS MANAGED TO GET HER HEAD EVEN FURTHER UP HER OWN GAPING RECTAL CAVITY!!!
It is of course come to my attention that there are quite a few of you who don't know who she is, because you know how one of my favorite things to bring up to the Damon Riggs and VIncent Black's of the world is the fact that while immensley talented they were so selfish, stupid, and short sighted that if it weren't for me...Their names and anything and everything they ever accomplished under that name would have been
!!!!!O.M.I.T.T.E.D.!!!!!!
(WHICH IS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING TOTALLY F'N FoRGOTTEN ABOUT)
From the history books of this business altogether. Well for those of you that aren't complete morons may have caught onto the fact that I wasn't just referring to Damon and Vincent, I was referring to them and anyone from their circle of self righteous, jerk offs who were hardly worth remembering even all wretling promotion slaughtering aside! And Miss " F'N CUNTZILLA" Michelle herself was at the tippy top of that list! The only thing...ANd bear in mind I sincerely mean...THE ONE AND ONLY PHUCKING THING about this
!!!!G.U.T.T.E.R. S.L.U.T.!!!!!
THAT INDICATES ANY HOPE IS SHE IS AT LEAST SMART ENOUGH NOT TO USE HER LAST NAME!!!
Which is the worst LAST NAME IN THIS BUSINESS! She is Damon's sister which you can see for yourselves the douche doesn't fall far from the BAG if you are picking up what I'm laying down! There isn't a word or group of words in any language ever spoken on this planet that could accurately describe how blissfully happy I was two got damn days ago where I was living in a world in which I forgot she even existed. But the minute that dumb bitch ripped off that Mardi Gras mask and I saw that snobby hey I'm pretty but you can totally tell I've got as many dick imprints in or around my mouth as Dusty Rhodes had blading scars on his
!!!!!F.O.R.E.H.E.A.D.!!!!!!
INCLUDING THE FRESH ONE SHE GOT FROM HER RECENT JOB INTERVIEW!!!
But looky here Miss Michelle...Being the owner of Outlaw Pro over the past few months I have made more decisions for the sake of appeasing others than I normally wouldn't do under different circumstances. So I guess I have grown as a person in that regard, because it is allowing me to kinda sorta maybe be able to overlook the fact that you tok it upon yourself to not only stick your nose in my phucking business, but you also choose to interrupt MY PHUCKING MAIN EVENT TO DO IT! OK so you are coming back to the rasslin biz after spending the last decade and a half sitting on your ass letting three lifetime's worth of rug burn scars on your knees heel, but apparently your head is still wedged right inbetween your ass cheeks as it has been since the day I unfortunatley made your aquaintence. So other than suggesting you find some sort of medical professional who is willing to spend his or her time trying to assist you from seeing if you can pull your head out of
!!!!YOUR GAPING ASS CRACK!!!!!
AND PERHAPS GET A BREATHE OF FRESH AIR!!!!
And then maybe go to a gas station get yourself a COKE and a SMILE, because you are going to phucking need one when you wake up and realize just how much the game has changed since you've made it in the GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS FOR BEING ONE OF IF NOT THE ONLY PRO WRESTLER TO ACHIEVE MASSIVE SUCCESS
!!!!!FROM THE FLAT OF YOUR BACK!!!!!
LEGS IN THE AIR..Ew....YOU GET IT!
Because the first thing you may want to wrap your narrow mind around is the fact that aside from the fact that the last time you and I shared a wrestling ring, I handed you your ass...But also inbetween that day and this day the number of people who know who I am versus the people who know you are is like comparing the numbers of people that still have
!!!!F'N LAND LINES oR U$e BeePeRZ!!!!
So I TeLL Ya WHAT...PaGe ME WHENEVER YOU GET a F'N CLUE!!!
Because the one thing you are going to want to avoid at any and all cost is GeTTiNG ON MY BAD SIDE! OK? So ya know what...Given that it's 2020 and I'm trying this personal growth shit...Here is what I am gunna do CHICKA...I am going to pretend like I didn't hear a word of that promo you cut at the end of SHOWCASE this past week. I will overlook your ignorance and not force you to face the consequences that people wind up facing these days for speaking to me the way that you did! Because let's look at my track record against "Co-AUTHORITY FIGURES" SO FAR...If you had done your4 homework you will have noticed in almost 6 months three people have tried to limit, share or straight up take what I have built here! One of them is on his death bed...The other just now resurfaced....and the other has spent the last three weeks crying because Le'Andra Fury tricked him into Wright Stuffing his girlfriend during one of the most important matches of her life! To bring it all home and put it in plain English for ya Tootse...
!!!!YOU Don'T WaNNa PHUCK w ME!!!!
CaUse My DAYS OF TAKIN SHIT FROM YOU HaVE BEEN OVER!!!
On the other hand though Miss Michelle, you keep running your cocksucker at me the way you did at the End of SHOWCASE then I can all but gurantee you that you will be publically
!!!!A.S.S. R.A.P.E.D.!!!!
BY KARMA EVERY SINGLE WEEK IF YOU PUSH ME!!!
Because your days of taking shit form me, are just now beginning...And believe me if you force my hand I will make the days you made my life a living hell seem like A GAME OF CANDY LAND compared to the publically humiliating, demeaning, and flat out horrible shit I will do to you for trying to stand between me and my ultimate goals of making Outlaw Pro Wrestling the premiere wrestling orginization on the planet! And you can take every phucking word of this back to your "PRODUCER" buddy at HBO and repeat it to him VERBATIM...and if either of you don't like it...
!!!!YoU KNoW WHeRE 2 F'N FIND ME!!!!!
THE SOONER YALL REALIZE THAT THE BETTER OFF WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE!!!
But really though Michelle I was very much surprised to see you. Props for the dramatic entrance, and even for the lofty ambitions. Maybe this time around just keep in mind I'm the one who signs your phuckin pay checks therefore maybe for once you don't act like a DUMB CUNT...HUH?...Ohh wait ya know now that Im thinkin about it...There is actually one more thing you can do while you're at it...
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
...Just LiKe Ya DiD THE LaST TimE We WaS IN THe RiNG 2GeTHeR!!!
Scene then cuts to the SyNDiCaTe locker room apparetly Johnny had locked himself in the bathroom of the SyDiCaTe locker room to get some of this shit off of his chest. He finishes this rant like he has every other time and as he puts his sunglasses back on he looks at the wall next to the sink and sees a picture that has a vase with a dozen roses in it. His eyes light up as we practically see the lightbulb in his brain go off like it was a cartoon. But then like a child he opens the door where we see Blair sranding by it looking like she was fixing to try knocking again. Only Johnny opens the door and grabs her b her waist pulls her in close and gives her a long deep passionate kiss. He then turns to his feelow SynDiCaTe members still has the bottle of Johnn Walker blue in his hand. He takes a poull from the bottle and then makes the most ridicilious looking whiskey face any of us have ever seen. As he wipes his mouth and allow his eyes to shoot all around the room as he says.
LA Johnny Stylez: Guys I need yall to do me a favor please!
He then turns to the camera and winks leavin you to await the next chapter of this partcular saga and with the notion that this time just like all the others....
...HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE!!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: Guys I need yall to do me a favor please!
He then turns to the camera and winks leavin you to await the next chapter of this partcular saga and with the notion that this time just like all the others....
...HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE!!!!
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