Post by lajohnnystylez on Jul 15, 2020 12:09:17 GMT -5
"Legendary" by Skillet plays as the screen goes from black to fuzzy to an empty Outlaw Pro Wrestling ring. Then as the song speeds up so do the people whom are there putting the ring together and setting the up the stage area bringing Monday Night Showcase to life. WHen the song gets to the first major guitar rhiff we cut to some highlighted OPW Action that we have seen on ShowCa$e and OPW programs...
H.B.O.
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!!MONDAY NIGHT $HoWCa$e!!!
PRoUDLY F'N PR3SeNTZ
!!!MONDAY NIGHT $HoWCa$e!!!
We see a shot of Roger Wright and Anicka Swann Walking Out On Stage Together, Anicka Has The OPW Immortal Title Around Her Waist.
We See Damon "Havok" Riggs Standing In The Entrance Ramp LOOKING AT ALL THE FANS GOIN BAT SHIT CRAZ
We See Xavier Wolf Smash His Brother Vincent in The Head With The Business End of Johnny's SHovel
We see Tommy Kain Destroying Jesse Styles With A Steel Chair
We See LA Johnny Stylez DRILL BRANDON MOORE WITH THE INSULT-2-INJURY!!!
We see Jason Ryan Hit His Finisher On Apathy
AdrennaLynn Hit Her Finisher on Blake Anderson
We See Apathy Throw Jaxon Riley Off Of Eoin O'Rourke
We see Shots Of Blair Buchannan-Stylez, Apathy, Allison Riggs-Preston, and Sahara Posing During Their Respective Ring Entrances.
We see Jayson Violence and Scotty Adams Trading Blows.
We See ABDUL BIN HAUSSEIN STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ENTRY WAY WITH HIS ENTIRE ENTOURAGE BHIND HIM
We See Christian Rivers Kicking Eddie Havok In The Face While Insurgence Holds Him Down.
We See Eoin O'Rourke Nail Eddie Havok In The Face With A Pump Kick
We See The Enforcer Drill Christian Rivers w A Standing Spinebuster
We See Miss Michelle Rip Her Mardi Gras Mask Off During Her Debut
We See Dark Tiger Drill Aleister Davison With The Tower Of London
We See All of Insurgence Pounce on Christian Rivers And Start Putting The Boots To Him
We See Abdul Bin Hassan Blast Anicka Swan WIth A Foreign Object That Scored His TKO FALL IN THE WAR MATCH
We See Blair Buchannan-Sylez Drill Al Envy Face First Into The Canvas With The "PHOTO-OP" (LETHAL INJECTION)
We See Le'Andra Fury Deck Allison Riggs Preston With A Discuss Lariat
We See Enforcer and Micheal Maddox Making Their ENtrace At The Top of The RAMP.
We See Roger Wright Drop Johnny With The Wright Stuff
...Once
...TwiCe
...AND THEN A THIRD TIME
Only To Immediatley Switch To Johnny Jumping On Roger ANd Pounding Him
And Then A Shot At Johnny Drilling Roger With The Insult-2-Injury During Tag Wars.
Then As The Song Winds Down We Go Through A Quick Cycle As Each Championship Title Plate Flashes On Screen
First Prestige- Christian Rivers Yanks The OPW Prestige Championship Out of The Refs Hands And Then Raises both of his with the title belt hanging.
THE PuREBLooD Championship- WE SEE Tommy Kain Plant Ryan Elias With The Tommy Driver ANd Grab Both Of His Legs WHile The Ref Drops Down To Make The Count
OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES- WE SEE Necra Octavian Kane, Michael Dredd Maddox, and The Enforcer Posing At The Top of The Entrance Ramp After Winning The TItles
OPW SOUTHERN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, BLAIR HOLDING UP HER BRAND NEW CUSTOM GUCCI OPW SOUTHERN CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
AND FINALLY THE OPW IMMORTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WHICH THEN SWITCHES TO THE SCENE FROM WRESTLECADE WHERE BOTH JOHNNY AND ROGER HELD ANICKA SWAN'S HAND HIGH...
After that there is an
!!!!!!eXPLo$ioN!!!!!
And We Cut Live to the make shift arena that was set up on Miami's Public Beach by the City of Miami IT IS At Capacity! The fans are going absolutley nuts as just as is the custom at all OPW Shows fans from the front fucking row all the way to the nosebleed brought their signs with them this evening supporting their favorite OPW COmpetitor or just to catch a laugh to get themselves on television for a moment. As the music continues to play we quickly cut around the arena and focus on a few of the best signs in the arena...
#OPWOWNZPROWRESTLING!!!
HEY AW FANS...BOTH OF YOU!!!
OPW THE BITCH IS BACK IN BUSINESS #WELCOMEBACKMICHELLE
DAMON IS STILL THE STANDARD!!!!
#CONFESSED NECRAFELIAX!!!
DARK TIGER'ZZZZZZ GREATTTTTTTT!!!
OPW BRAZZERS CHAMPIONSHIP COMMITTE
THE OFFICAL WRAP IT UP ALREADY JOHNNY SIGN
APATHY'S NIGHT NEW CHAMPION!!!
#BLAIR BUCHANNAN STEALS MY CLOTHES
ANI Xavier Fury +MENAGE a TRIO! PLEASE
ALLISON PLEASE DIVORCE DANE PRESTON
#PHUCKTHEPRODUCER
7 DAYS WITHOUT ABDUL BIN HAUSSEIN GREATEST WEEK OF MY LIFE!!!!
I CAME TO SEE VOODOO WHIP THAT ASS #FULLMOONBITCHES!!!
Before we cut away to the broadcast team the camera finds at the top nosebleed section on the right side of the arena right above the entry way it says with a large draped cloth hanging over the bannister it says
~$~ THE COOL RIFLE SECTION ~$~
The screen then cuts away as we hear the voices of the Outlaw Pro Wrestlig Broadcast team as we cut to them ringside where they are sitting at their broadcast partner. Taj Escobar looking rather dapper in his black suit with red tie, but instead of his usual suit pants he is wearing a bright blue frat boy flower bathing suit. His black stringy hair hangs in his face over his large mishapen nose. He has a slinder sexy smile as right next to him in the middle is Mason Moore who is wearing a pair of super short blue jean daisy duke shorts, and HIGHWAY 2 HELL wifebeater, and a pair of chucks with black socks with white stripes at the top pulled all the way up to her knees. She is chewing gum and she no longer has her OPW BRAZZERS PORN-N-PROWRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP BELT slung over her shoulder. And standing right next to her dressed in a 3 piece tailor made navy blue suit is former OPW Prestige Champion Eddie Havok. The song slowly fades out as the camera centers around the announcers who take their seats and this show is offically on the muddah phucking ROAD.
BooM BooM BooM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM &BooM
The screen then cuts away as we hear the voices of the Outlaw Pro Wrestlig Broadcast team as we cut to them ringside where they are sitting at their broadcast partner. Taj Escobar looking rather dapper in his black suit with red tie, but instead of his usual suit pants he is wearing a bright blue frat boy flower bathing suit. His black stringy hair hangs in his face over his large mishapen nose. He has a slinder sexy smile as right next to him in the middle is Mason Moore who is wearing a pair of super short blue jean daisy duke shorts, and HIGHWAY 2 HELL wifebeater, and a pair of chucks with black socks with white stripes at the top pulled all the way up to her knees. She is chewing gum and she no longer has her OPW BRAZZERS PORN-N-PROWRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP BELT slung over her shoulder. And standing right next to her dressed in a 3 piece tailor made navy blue suit is former OPW Prestige Champion Eddie Havok. The song slowly fades out as the camera centers around the announcers who take their seats and this show is offically on the muddah phucking ROAD.
BooM BooM BooM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM BooM BOOM &BooM
AND THEN ONE FINAL
!!!!!!!B.L.A.S.T.!!!!!!!!
THE FOUR RING POSTS EXPLODE WITH FIRE AND AS IT THE FIRE DIES DOWN THE SMOKE IN THE AIR SPELLS OUT THE NUMERALS 4:19...We then cut right back to the ringside area where out broadcast teams welcomes us all to the show..So sit down and get comfortable WRESTLING IS ON MOTHER PHUCKERZ!!!
Taj Escobar: And ladies and gentlemen on behalf of The HOME BOX OFFICE and OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING, MY NAME IS TAJ ESCOBAR AND THIS..IS MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCa$e!!! THE HOTTEST WEEKLY PRO WRESTLING PROGRAM GOING TODAY! This evening I am joined as always by the hottest, freakiest, most inappropriate broadcast journalist in all of PORN AND PRO WRESTLING THE ONE AND ONLY...MASON MOORE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!
Mason Moore: Thank you Tajey BaBy, but you can all the nice shit you want but if you wanna see me naked for free you are going to have to do it on your phone with the other jerker offers! But enough about you! LEt's tell em about EDDIE!
Taj Escobar: Right, well filling in for VooDoo this evening is none other than Outlaw ORIGINAL...FORMER OPW YOUNGBLOOD and PRESTIGE Champion one of the OUTLAW NATION'S FAN FAVORITES...Mr. EDDDDIIIEEE HAVOOOK>>..Thank you for joining us up here at the announe table this evening while you heal up from that injury you sustained at INJUSTICE-4-ALL after you were brutally attacked by yoir former good friend King Quari!
Eddie Havok: Thank you for havin me Taj, it's great to be here. I don't know how much help I'll be, but hell anything is better that sitting at home watching from the sidelines. At least this way I can get a good look at the competition for when I get ready to come back especially those chaps running arounf in MY PRESTIGE DIVISION!
Mason Moore: Speaking of any time table for your return there Mr Havok?
Eddie Havok: No I just had surgery on my knee the doctors say it's a day to day thing so I'll rehab when it's time to rehab and hope for the best! But I will say it does feel good being back on the road and seeing that even though the roster has changed a lot since I've been out but one thing ha not changed and that is the fact that Outlaw Pro Wrestling is still a got damn looney bin, and I am looking forward to this huge show we have on tap here tonight!
Taj Escobar: Aye indeed we do sir! Incase you have been living underneath a got damn rock in some dark corner of the planet Earth that doesn't have th internet and you are wondering why Eddie is having to fill in for our normal broadcast partner it's because here tonight live on SHOWCASE for the first time in over a decade the ORIGINAL...The FEMME FREAKIN FATALE VooDoo herself is going to step into the ring for a HUGGGEEEE six man tag team match as she teams with her husband Vincent Black and OPW Co-Owner Roger Wright as the PACK war with the SYNDICATE rages on when they go head to head against OPW Southern Champion Blair Buchannan-Stylez, Xavier Wolf, and the other Co-Owner LA Johnny Stylez!
Mason Moore: And befoe you ask yes I brought two sets of spare outfits because I know there is no way in hell I will be able to contain myself for that match! I mean VooDoo...THE TRAIL BLAZER I mean she was BAD ASS before females were allowed to be bad asses this is fucking pro wrestling history and the only got damn place you can see it is right here on MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCaSE live on HBO!
Eddie Havok: And if that wasn't enough me personally I am looking forward to the MAIN EVENT...The IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP is on the line as Anicka Swan who has been the Champion for five months puts her crown on the line four weeks away from STAIRWAY2HEAVEN as she takes on the resurgent Apathy who has had a drastic change in personality and is coming off the biggest win so far here in OPW as last week she put down the seemingly unstoppable Blair Buchannan-Stylez. She seems more focused than she has ever been in her career and she is looking to walk out of Detroit here tonight the brand new Outlaw Pro Wrestling IMMORTAL CHAMPION!
Mason Moore: And I don't know what it is, but tonight it feels like Anicka's reign is in jeapordy!
Taj Escobar: Well let's not over look the fact Anicka Swan has recently switched sides and will remain on that side for as long as she wears that OPW Immortal Championship...And if anyone thinks for two seconds that LA Johnny Stylez and Xavier Wolf are in the back right now going over the ontingency plan for their contingency plan then you are just foolin yourselves folks!
Mason Moore: Well let's not forget to mention that as far as CHAMPIONSHIP matches are concerned THE OPW PUREBLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP is also going to be on the line later on this evening as new CHAMPION TOMMY KAIN who won the title last week after winning a triple threat match that was originally booked to determine the number one contender to the PUREBLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP was switched after learning that former champion Aleister Davison suffered what appears to be a career ending injury...and Tommy Kain will defend the title against the very man who gave Aleister Davison that injury the insanely popular new comer Dark Tiger!
Eddie Havok: Ya know I love these special editions of SHOWCASE that OPW puts on every so often...Shows lie Bedlam on the Bayou, Social Distancing it always brings an air of excitiment and tonight is no different espeially when you consider the fact that Outlaw Pro Wrestling may have 99 PROBLEMS...BUT here tonight A BITCH IS THE MAIN ONE!
Mason Moore: Hold on there Eddie Havok I believe you meant to say THE BITCH! Because incase you are a fuckin MORON and some how missed the ending of SHOWCASE last week then you missed one of the biggest moments in Outlaw Pro Wrestling HISTORY as Miss Michelle the sister of Damon "Havok" Riggs came out of NO WHERE and is now the interim offically appointed COMMISSIONER of OPW!
Taj Escobar: And this show here tonight is supposed to be her WELCOME HOME CELEBRATION as she looks to make her pressence felt as she is now the face of the LAW here in OPW!
Mason Moore: Fans and the OPW Locker room are still reeeling from the shocking moment last wee when Miss Michelle made her pressence known to the Outlaw Nation...And while she picked up the mic and had something to say about pretty much everyone we still don't know any of her plans or aspirations while she is in charge of OPW...SO I'd be willing to hazard a guess that sometime tonight before it's all said and done, Miss Michelle will grace us with her pressence and tell us a little bit more about her role here in OPW and what kind of plans she has for the future because I assure you I spoke to a few fans when I first got here today and they have all been buzzing about Miss Michele being back and now that she has been granted te authority that she has there aint no tellin what kind of trouble we are all headed for as we are making a BLINE for STAIRWAY2HEAVEN!!!
Taj Escobar: Well LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Suddenly KING OF THE WORLD by PORCELIN & the TRAMPS blares over the PA SYSTEM, as every last man, woman, and child is on their feet screaming at the top of their lungs as they await the arrival of the COMMISSIONER of OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING MISS MICHELLE. AND much like last week she is being carried out on a litter by four very large muscular greased up men. They walk her to the center of the entrance ramp and then place her down. One offer his hand to help her up, and the moment her feet touch the metal entrance ramp the song changes to 99 PROBLEMS by JAY-Z as the Detroit fans pop even louder
Michelle snaps her fingers and suddenly 3 stage hands come running out placing down a set design of a glass table with a white porcelin vase with pink flowers, and a large white very comfortable chair that she immediatley sits in. SHe reaches onto the side of the seat and pulls out a mic. She then slightly cocks her head to th side as the music immedialtey cuts off as the Detroit fans give Miss Michelle a very warm welcome.
Miss Michelle: Well thank you DETROIT it's fucking fantastic to be HOME! Even though I was hired under the pretenses that this gig was only temporary, but I think it's fair at this point to assume YOURZ TRULY IS GOING TO BE HERE FOR THE LONG HAUL because after the ratings shot through the roof last week and given the warm reception here tonight, I don't think there is anyone else in all of Pro Wrestling that even remembers the name of that stupid skank who occupied the postion previously! So Amanda...Allison...Ariel whatever the hell your name was if I were you I'd go ask the manager at the Waffle House you are working at to pick up a few extra shifts because after the little SHINDIG I've got planned this evening goes down it will be CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR THAT YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM ANY OF THE OTHER GUTTER SLUTS RUNNIN AROUND OPW THAT WHEN YOU ARE COMPARED TO THE REAL BADDEST BITCH THERE IS
Mason Moore: Thank you Tajey BaBy, but you can all the nice shit you want but if you wanna see me naked for free you are going to have to do it on your phone with the other jerker offers! But enough about you! LEt's tell em about EDDIE!
Taj Escobar: Right, well filling in for VooDoo this evening is none other than Outlaw ORIGINAL...FORMER OPW YOUNGBLOOD and PRESTIGE Champion one of the OUTLAW NATION'S FAN FAVORITES...Mr. EDDDDIIIEEE HAVOOOK>>..Thank you for joining us up here at the announe table this evening while you heal up from that injury you sustained at INJUSTICE-4-ALL after you were brutally attacked by yoir former good friend King Quari!
Eddie Havok: Thank you for havin me Taj, it's great to be here. I don't know how much help I'll be, but hell anything is better that sitting at home watching from the sidelines. At least this way I can get a good look at the competition for when I get ready to come back especially those chaps running arounf in MY PRESTIGE DIVISION!
Mason Moore: Speaking of any time table for your return there Mr Havok?
Eddie Havok: No I just had surgery on my knee the doctors say it's a day to day thing so I'll rehab when it's time to rehab and hope for the best! But I will say it does feel good being back on the road and seeing that even though the roster has changed a lot since I've been out but one thing ha not changed and that is the fact that Outlaw Pro Wrestling is still a got damn looney bin, and I am looking forward to this huge show we have on tap here tonight!
Taj Escobar: Aye indeed we do sir! Incase you have been living underneath a got damn rock in some dark corner of the planet Earth that doesn't have th internet and you are wondering why Eddie is having to fill in for our normal broadcast partner it's because here tonight live on SHOWCASE for the first time in over a decade the ORIGINAL...The FEMME FREAKIN FATALE VooDoo herself is going to step into the ring for a HUGGGEEEE six man tag team match as she teams with her husband Vincent Black and OPW Co-Owner Roger Wright as the PACK war with the SYNDICATE rages on when they go head to head against OPW Southern Champion Blair Buchannan-Stylez, Xavier Wolf, and the other Co-Owner LA Johnny Stylez!
Mason Moore: And befoe you ask yes I brought two sets of spare outfits because I know there is no way in hell I will be able to contain myself for that match! I mean VooDoo...THE TRAIL BLAZER I mean she was BAD ASS before females were allowed to be bad asses this is fucking pro wrestling history and the only got damn place you can see it is right here on MONDAY NIGHT SHOWCaSE live on HBO!
Eddie Havok: And if that wasn't enough me personally I am looking forward to the MAIN EVENT...The IMMORTAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP is on the line as Anicka Swan who has been the Champion for five months puts her crown on the line four weeks away from STAIRWAY2HEAVEN as she takes on the resurgent Apathy who has had a drastic change in personality and is coming off the biggest win so far here in OPW as last week she put down the seemingly unstoppable Blair Buchannan-Stylez. She seems more focused than she has ever been in her career and she is looking to walk out of Detroit here tonight the brand new Outlaw Pro Wrestling IMMORTAL CHAMPION!
Mason Moore: And I don't know what it is, but tonight it feels like Anicka's reign is in jeapordy!
Taj Escobar: Well let's not over look the fact Anicka Swan has recently switched sides and will remain on that side for as long as she wears that OPW Immortal Championship...And if anyone thinks for two seconds that LA Johnny Stylez and Xavier Wolf are in the back right now going over the ontingency plan for their contingency plan then you are just foolin yourselves folks!
Mason Moore: Well let's not forget to mention that as far as CHAMPIONSHIP matches are concerned THE OPW PUREBLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP is also going to be on the line later on this evening as new CHAMPION TOMMY KAIN who won the title last week after winning a triple threat match that was originally booked to determine the number one contender to the PUREBLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP was switched after learning that former champion Aleister Davison suffered what appears to be a career ending injury...and Tommy Kain will defend the title against the very man who gave Aleister Davison that injury the insanely popular new comer Dark Tiger!
Eddie Havok: Ya know I love these special editions of SHOWCASE that OPW puts on every so often...Shows lie Bedlam on the Bayou, Social Distancing it always brings an air of excitiment and tonight is no different espeially when you consider the fact that Outlaw Pro Wrestling may have 99 PROBLEMS...BUT here tonight A BITCH IS THE MAIN ONE!
Mason Moore: Hold on there Eddie Havok I believe you meant to say THE BITCH! Because incase you are a fuckin MORON and some how missed the ending of SHOWCASE last week then you missed one of the biggest moments in Outlaw Pro Wrestling HISTORY as Miss Michelle the sister of Damon "Havok" Riggs came out of NO WHERE and is now the interim offically appointed COMMISSIONER of OPW!
Taj Escobar: And this show here tonight is supposed to be her WELCOME HOME CELEBRATION as she looks to make her pressence felt as she is now the face of the LAW here in OPW!
Mason Moore: Fans and the OPW Locker room are still reeeling from the shocking moment last wee when Miss Michelle made her pressence known to the Outlaw Nation...And while she picked up the mic and had something to say about pretty much everyone we still don't know any of her plans or aspirations while she is in charge of OPW...SO I'd be willing to hazard a guess that sometime tonight before it's all said and done, Miss Michelle will grace us with her pressence and tell us a little bit more about her role here in OPW and what kind of plans she has for the future because I assure you I spoke to a few fans when I first got here today and they have all been buzzing about Miss Michele being back and now that she has been granted te authority that she has there aint no tellin what kind of trouble we are all headed for as we are making a BLINE for STAIRWAY2HEAVEN!!!
Taj Escobar: Well LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Suddenly KING OF THE WORLD by PORCELIN & the TRAMPS blares over the PA SYSTEM, as every last man, woman, and child is on their feet screaming at the top of their lungs as they await the arrival of the COMMISSIONER of OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING MISS MICHELLE. AND much like last week she is being carried out on a litter by four very large muscular greased up men. They walk her to the center of the entrance ramp and then place her down. One offer his hand to help her up, and the moment her feet touch the metal entrance ramp the song changes to 99 PROBLEMS by JAY-Z as the Detroit fans pop even louder
Michelle snaps her fingers and suddenly 3 stage hands come running out placing down a set design of a glass table with a white porcelin vase with pink flowers, and a large white very comfortable chair that she immediatley sits in. SHe reaches onto the side of the seat and pulls out a mic. She then slightly cocks her head to th side as the music immedialtey cuts off as the Detroit fans give Miss Michelle a very warm welcome.
WELCOME HOME
WELCOME HOME
WELCOME HOME
Miss Michelle: Well thank you DETROIT it's fucking fantastic to be HOME! Even though I was hired under the pretenses that this gig was only temporary, but I think it's fair at this point to assume YOURZ TRULY IS GOING TO BE HERE FOR THE LONG HAUL because after the ratings shot through the roof last week and given the warm reception here tonight, I don't think there is anyone else in all of Pro Wrestling that even remembers the name of that stupid skank who occupied the postion previously! So Amanda...Allison...Ariel whatever the hell your name was if I were you I'd go ask the manager at the Waffle House you are working at to pick up a few extra shifts because after the little SHINDIG I've got planned this evening goes down it will be CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR THAT YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM ANY OF THE OTHER GUTTER SLUTS RUNNIN AROUND OPW THAT WHEN YOU ARE COMPARED TO THE REAL BADDEST BITCH THERE IS
!!!!!NO F'N COMPARISON!!!!
SEE YA NEVER YA DUMB CUNT!!!
SEE YA NEVER YA DUMB CUNT!!!
But that's more than enough talk about the past I along with everyone else would rather discuss OPW's very bright future! A very bright future in which I am an absolut vital, necessary, and inFUCKINGDISPOSEABLE PART OF! Now look I understand that you all have a million questions for me, and beliee me when I tell you I could sit out here all night an answer everyone of them but I'm afraid that is going to have to wait for another time! Next week as a matter of fact as I sit down with Mason Moore and we try and answer as many questions about where Ive been, what I've been doing, and most importantly why I made the decision to come back to pro wrestling, more specifially OPW, as well as touch on my goals and aspirations now that I'm back. So if you were looking for a good reason to tune into ShowCa$e next week then
~*~ YOU'RE WELCOME ~*~;
Cause Catchin Up With Me Is Reasonz 1 n 2 RIGHT THERE!!!
So now that that is sorted before THE CELEBRATION OF MY GLOLRIOUS RETURN can offially get underway there is something I need to day that every and any OPW employee and fans nee to hear, so shut your mouths and listen the fuck up because I'm ot LA Johnny Stylez I'm only gunna say this shit
1 TIME
...AND ONE TIME ONLY
GET IT? GOT IT?! GOOD!!!!
You see I wasn't called in for no reason. As a matter of fact the very reason my position exists in the fricken first place is because the two men that own and operate this company do so like two spoiled little children who didn't get spankings when they were youger and now deserve backhand slaps because of how damn ridicilious they act. The executives and THE PRODUCER at HBO can see it as can every single man, woman, and child that call themelves fans of OPW can see it and quite fucking frankly
WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH
...MORE THAN ENOUGH IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY KEEPIN SCORE!
And since my position is a necessary one I came here to do a job and I will do that job the same way I did my job when I was an active competitor inside of that ring! I will conduct myself with professionalism, strength, and determination...In other words JOHNY STYLEZ and ROGER WRIGHT when you see me speaking know it will be in your best interest to close your mouths and turn the volume all the way up to make sure you hear what I have to say...Because from this moment forward what I have to saw is
THE LAW
AND THERE WILL BE LAW IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING!
I will not be underminded or disrespected! And if either of you or any other mindless peasent on the OPW roster feel the need to try and test me then do so at your own peril..But know this anyone who willings attempts to undermine, disobey, or ignore anything I say will be met with swift and firm action that I am telling you...no I'M PROMISING YOU, THAT YOU WILL NOT LIKE THE OUTCOME! So cross me and by the time it's all said and done with BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU, YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T! Because even if you beg for mercy you will be shown none. You are all supposed to be grown ass adults and you will be expected to carry yourselves as such...Failure to do so will result in consequences and repacussions that will negatively affect your careers here in OPW. So Johnny and Roger if you two want to continously act like little fucking children then MAMA's gunna treat you like little fucking children...Little RED HEADED STEP CHILDREN to be more precise! In other words...Don't FUCK WITH ME, because I can and will gladly FUCK YOUR FUCKIN DAY UP WITHOUT HESITATION or REGRET! It's a NEW DAY OPW...And the theme of tonight's show...Is a theme that will carry on throughout all of OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING GOING FORWARD....It won't matter if Johnny and Roger have 99 PROBLEMS EACH...They will all pail in comparison to the one you see standing on this entrance ramp right now! So now that we are all on the same fucking page! Sit back, relax and watch how it's done! See ya around shit heads!
King of THE World" by Porcelin and The Tramps Blares over the PA system as the fans let out a hugre pop and Michelle's servants come back with er litter. She jumps in one of the extremly muscle bound dude's arms and he sits her down on her seat. She payfully smacks him on his right butt cheek, as he turns around smiling while she simply waves him off. They then ift her up and carry her bac behind the curtain as we fade out to a quick commercial.