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Sept 19, 2020 0:46:53 GMT -5
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Post by "Mr. HOMICIDE" REDRUM on Sept 19, 2020 0:46:53 GMT -5
"An Old Friend of Mine One Said,,,Get Off That Stoop, Get Out of Your Head"
(Transmission begins. . .
There comes a time in every man's life when a fork in the road is not just necessary. . . It is Destiny.
The signal for the following vignette begins. We fade in from static to find ourselves a few weeks back. A segment of the past few weeks flash before our eyes. However, it appears that we are seeing these image through a lens unlike reality. Or as Ariel Shadows would call it; "The Now." Because the figure that stands before us is no usual meat puppet with a soul and flesh and bone. No, the man we see before us is a God... No, a fucking Demi-God. A man that can, apparently, take a licking … and keep on ticking. So as we soar through this dream land. It's as though we have astral projected ourselves into the dreams of "Mr. Fucking HOMICIDE" himself..... RED FUCKING RUM.
As we all know REDRUM was buried alive by a man that he thought he saw eye to eye with. A man that he was HELL BENT on teaming with and gaining not only some gold.... But some sort of alliance. The problem is... REDRUM is more of a leader than a follower. He marches to the beat of the earth. As grounded or shall we say, IN THE NOW, as they come. But looking through the outsides eyes... You would think he was bat shit crazy. Well, maybe he is... Maybe he isn't. It matters not … because whatever the HELL the powers are that KOP remembers so fondly...
They are all coming BACK!!
So as I was saying. A few weeks ago Christian Rivers and his cronie friend had buried "Mr. HOMICIDE" alive. Something no other man can say they have done. Well kudos to you. But this week isn't about Christian Rivers. Hell, Christian Rivers is the last person on his mind. The only thing that matters now are a series of brief cases that could spell out the future of this company. But more importantly. They could elevate "Mr. HOMICIDE" back to where he should be right now.
We see a vision of a well... it appears to be some sort of witching well. It was probably made in the 1800's. The bricks have all grown over with moss. The metal pew has rusted to the core. This whole place stinks of death and magic. Ahhh…… A perfect place to rest my head and meditate on what is to come.
"And then we have Vhodka Marie. And the little tea party. Cute. That's all I've got to say about that... because when I am smashing you in the face with a ladder and rising my way to the top... Maybe I put a pinkie up just to really crawl under your skin."
"But the most intriguing. The thing that has been keeping me up at night, and not in a bad way. Is the return of a little ol' friend. A man who I have history with. A very rich history. And In a weird way... I relate. I can relate to you KOP. You see, I remember all those years ago... I remember you beating me. I remember how it felt... I remember when the referee raised your hand and you took MY GOLD. So, I guess in a way... We can all say that I MADE YOU. And just as easily... I can destroy you. Because there are a few points that you neglected to talk about, Painy... "
"YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS GIVEN THEIR NICKNAME BECAUSE IT WAS SUITING TO YOU! C'mon.. "Mr F*CKING HOMICIDE... Sure, you may be a king. But I have rose above kings and queens for eons."
"AND YOU MAY HAVE TAKEN MY GOLD... BUT I WENT ON TO TAKE OVER THAT FEDERATION. WHile you were walking around with... Oh geez, what was it now? A European title. Is that what you beat me for all those years ago? Hmmm... Come to think about it. Yes it was. So don't get all high and mighty on me on now. You see.. As you were going on to rule the midcard. I went on to capture the World Title several times over and then made the leap to PCW. And ... Uh, what happened there? Huh?! .."
"ANSWER ME!!!"
(REDRUM mades the sound of a buzzer going off.)
"WRONG ANSWER... You once again continued your so-called "reign of pain"... As I went on to become a multiple Grand Slammer and 2x Hall of Famer. PCW was MY stomping ground. And you know what?! This house is getting a tad too small. It's time to find some new footing. And I want that place to be right here in OPW"
"You see... My friend, if you follow the logic of what I'm saying to you. I kept getting better... While you kind of floated in purgatory.. Maybe getting a mid-card title at best.. But you couldn't beat me then. And you can't now. You see... I am "Mr. HOMICIDE".... I am RED FUCKING RUM... and let me tell ya' something. I am a dangerous sonuva bitch. This weekend.... There will be several opportunities. But for myself? I am going for all the gold. I will deal with the cards that Destiny gives me.. But you can bet your bottom dollar that I will be the man to get that final pin fall. The brief case is mine. And so is this federation. G'day."
(With that being said... "Mr. HOMICIDE" REDRUM grabs the remote and lounges back with his hands behind his head again. He begins to flip through you tube... There he finds a match "Mr. HOMICIDE" v.s. KOP in PCW... For the PCW World Title. We see the final images of REDRUM giving KOP the HOMICIDE HEAVE. With that being said the transmission skips... And we are left with the image of REDRUM Heaving KOP , over . . . and over . . and over.)
(Transmission begins. . .
There comes a time in every man's life when a fork in the road is not just necessary. . . It is Destiny.
The signal for the following vignette begins. We fade in from static to find ourselves a few weeks back. A segment of the past few weeks flash before our eyes. However, it appears that we are seeing these image through a lens unlike reality. Or as Ariel Shadows would call it; "The Now." Because the figure that stands before us is no usual meat puppet with a soul and flesh and bone. No, the man we see before us is a God... No, a fucking Demi-God. A man that can, apparently, take a licking … and keep on ticking. So as we soar through this dream land. It's as though we have astral projected ourselves into the dreams of "Mr. Fucking HOMICIDE" himself..... RED FUCKING RUM.
As we all know REDRUM was buried alive by a man that he thought he saw eye to eye with. A man that he was HELL BENT on teaming with and gaining not only some gold.... But some sort of alliance. The problem is... REDRUM is more of a leader than a follower. He marches to the beat of the earth. As grounded or shall we say, IN THE NOW, as they come. But looking through the outsides eyes... You would think he was bat shit crazy. Well, maybe he is... Maybe he isn't. It matters not … because whatever the HELL the powers are that KOP remembers so fondly...
They are all coming BACK!!
So as I was saying. A few weeks ago Christian Rivers and his cronie friend had buried "Mr. HOMICIDE" alive. Something no other man can say they have done. Well kudos to you. But this week isn't about Christian Rivers. Hell, Christian Rivers is the last person on his mind. The only thing that matters now are a series of brief cases that could spell out the future of this company. But more importantly. They could elevate "Mr. HOMICIDE" back to where he should be right now.
We see a vision of a well... it appears to be some sort of witching well. It was probably made in the 1800's. The bricks have all grown over with moss. The metal pew has rusted to the core. This whole place stinks of death and magic. Ahhh…… A perfect place to rest my head and meditate on what is to come.
Much like the old vignettes at the beginning of an ECW program. We see random flashes. One of REDRUM's arm rising up from the ashes like a true Pheonix. His right arm wraps up around this brick and morter statue and we see his face... covered in dirt and ash. His skin appears white... though his demonic black hair drapes down over the ghostly apparition of what was once a multiple time Grand Slammer of several federations. We then flash to something all together different. We see two pair of adidas propped up on a make shift coffee table. There is a perculator for making his morning coffee and a tv in front of him. REDRUM is now home. You would think a multiple time champion like himself would be living in a mansion in the Hills... or at the very least, a purchase of some sort of castle with a mote, hehehe. Ahhh , it's been awhile since we have heard that evil cackle. As the camera pans up we see REDRUM is watching a podcast run by Taz of former ECW and WWE fame... Taz's podcast is mostly talking about WWE and AEW but then suddenly the words OPW ring like a burst of lighting... REDRUM peers into his 55 inch tv that is placed on two milk cartons... the tv sits next to a nice little fireplace that is burning quite nicely. The smell of sage and anger are all that fill the room.)
Taz: "Okay we got a question from a fan here about OPW. It says "Taz from @kopfan4life.. What are your thoughts on this upcoming OPW pay-per-views ground breaking match... A three on Three match with 3 brief cases.. all containing different opportunities for the participants." Well @kopfan .. I gotta tell you, spending all my time in Philli … I've seen a lot of shit, brother. But I think the fans are in for a treat … OPW is a rising federation .. and let me tell you, these guys aren't messing around. I think the stipulations for the match are solid. I think for the most part of the match is solid. But I gotta tell you, I'm a little nervous about the condition of James Ceno, I think that Reaper is a little out there... And REDRUM is a legend. I mean, no one can deny it. But sometimes you just gotta know when to walk away. And this is coming from a guy who broke his neck and WALKED himself into the emergency room after I was done. The doctor couldn't believe it. As for Ariel Shadows... solid worker, I don't know if there are going to be any tea parties like Vhodka Marie would like... But the return of KOP is quite intriguing. Either way. It's a win, win. I mean... OPW is so unpredictable it's blowing all the other federations off the map.. but that's just my opinion. Who knows what could be in those brief cases. For all we know there could be a pink slip in one of them. It wouldn't surprise me. Naw, but in all honesty @kopfan.. I'm not sure how this could go. If I had to put money down I would go with SHadows, Marie, and KOP... But what I'm really interested in is seeing KOP and REDRUM in that ring together man. Every time they have faught it's been a treat. And something tells me this just could be the wake up call REDRUM needs. Either way, they are going to burn down the house at Stairway 2 Heaven."
(REDRUM quickly picks up the remote and turns the television off. No longer covered in dirt.... or buried six feet under. He is now ready. Ready as he has ever been.)
REDRUM: "WELLLLLLL!!!!!! Will you look at that?! We are going to burn down the house.... Pudgy little shit. He never had the balls to step in the ring with me... But enough about this stupid podcast. I called you guys over for a reason so I want you to listen up.. and listen up WELL."
(REDRUM flings the wet hair away from his face. His crimson red eyes pierce through the lens of the camera as he spews his psalms of hatred and loathing)
"I've sat back in silence for quite some time. Some say I have lost my step. Apparently one of the all time hardcore greats even believes this. But when has ANYONE elses opinion mattered to me?! That's right. Never. So let me get this ball rolling. It appears this week I am set to battle not only one match.. but two in one night. 'Tis nothing I have not endured before. In fact... I am getting a little antsy. Because when I first heard of this match... I scouted. I scouted hard. I looked at my opponents. I looked at my partners. And I have to say... Getting the short end of the stick is not the words for it here. But I'd have it no other way... You see I am teamed with a man that just suffered a heart attack … and apparently an extreme lack of of creativity.... As well as a man that believes he is a Reaper of souls. Well, for your sake. I hope this is true. But like any good champion... I will play the game."
"Perhaps more important than who I am teamed up with … is who I am facing. We have a man who is trying to give ME... Philosophy lessons. Yes, I emphasized ME on purpose. You see... Ariel Shadows. You don't think I live in the now? Bah. I am more enlightened to the ring psychology of the squared circle than you could ever phathom. You may be having your mild success here now... But I've been doing this for years. Sure, I've ….*Ahem* … Fell down the WELL a time or time. But do you want to know what?"
"I KINDA ENJOYED IT!!!!"
Taz: "Okay we got a question from a fan here about OPW. It says "Taz from @kopfan4life.. What are your thoughts on this upcoming OPW pay-per-views ground breaking match... A three on Three match with 3 brief cases.. all containing different opportunities for the participants." Well @kopfan .. I gotta tell you, spending all my time in Philli … I've seen a lot of shit, brother. But I think the fans are in for a treat … OPW is a rising federation .. and let me tell you, these guys aren't messing around. I think the stipulations for the match are solid. I think for the most part of the match is solid. But I gotta tell you, I'm a little nervous about the condition of James Ceno, I think that Reaper is a little out there... And REDRUM is a legend. I mean, no one can deny it. But sometimes you just gotta know when to walk away. And this is coming from a guy who broke his neck and WALKED himself into the emergency room after I was done. The doctor couldn't believe it. As for Ariel Shadows... solid worker, I don't know if there are going to be any tea parties like Vhodka Marie would like... But the return of KOP is quite intriguing. Either way. It's a win, win. I mean... OPW is so unpredictable it's blowing all the other federations off the map.. but that's just my opinion. Who knows what could be in those brief cases. For all we know there could be a pink slip in one of them. It wouldn't surprise me. Naw, but in all honesty @kopfan.. I'm not sure how this could go. If I had to put money down I would go with SHadows, Marie, and KOP... But what I'm really interested in is seeing KOP and REDRUM in that ring together man. Every time they have faught it's been a treat. And something tells me this just could be the wake up call REDRUM needs. Either way, they are going to burn down the house at Stairway 2 Heaven."
(REDRUM quickly picks up the remote and turns the television off. No longer covered in dirt.... or buried six feet under. He is now ready. Ready as he has ever been.)
REDRUM: "WELLLLLLL!!!!!! Will you look at that?! We are going to burn down the house.... Pudgy little shit. He never had the balls to step in the ring with me... But enough about this stupid podcast. I called you guys over for a reason so I want you to listen up.. and listen up WELL."
(REDRUM flings the wet hair away from his face. His crimson red eyes pierce through the lens of the camera as he spews his psalms of hatred and loathing)
"I've sat back in silence for quite some time. Some say I have lost my step. Apparently one of the all time hardcore greats even believes this. But when has ANYONE elses opinion mattered to me?! That's right. Never. So let me get this ball rolling. It appears this week I am set to battle not only one match.. but two in one night. 'Tis nothing I have not endured before. In fact... I am getting a little antsy. Because when I first heard of this match... I scouted. I scouted hard. I looked at my opponents. I looked at my partners. And I have to say... Getting the short end of the stick is not the words for it here. But I'd have it no other way... You see I am teamed with a man that just suffered a heart attack … and apparently an extreme lack of of creativity.... As well as a man that believes he is a Reaper of souls. Well, for your sake. I hope this is true. But like any good champion... I will play the game."
"Perhaps more important than who I am teamed up with … is who I am facing. We have a man who is trying to give ME... Philosophy lessons. Yes, I emphasized ME on purpose. You see... Ariel Shadows. You don't think I live in the now? Bah. I am more enlightened to the ring psychology of the squared circle than you could ever phathom. You may be having your mild success here now... But I've been doing this for years. Sure, I've ….*Ahem* … Fell down the WELL a time or time. But do you want to know what?"
"I KINDA ENJOYED IT!!!!"
"And then we have Vhodka Marie. And the little tea party. Cute. That's all I've got to say about that... because when I am smashing you in the face with a ladder and rising my way to the top... Maybe I put a pinkie up just to really crawl under your skin."
"But the most intriguing. The thing that has been keeping me up at night, and not in a bad way. Is the return of a little ol' friend. A man who I have history with. A very rich history. And In a weird way... I relate. I can relate to you KOP. You see, I remember all those years ago... I remember you beating me. I remember how it felt... I remember when the referee raised your hand and you took MY GOLD. So, I guess in a way... We can all say that I MADE YOU. And just as easily... I can destroy you. Because there are a few points that you neglected to talk about, Painy... "
"YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS GIVEN THEIR NICKNAME BECAUSE IT WAS SUITING TO YOU! C'mon.. "Mr F*CKING HOMICIDE... Sure, you may be a king. But I have rose above kings and queens for eons."
"AND YOU MAY HAVE TAKEN MY GOLD... BUT I WENT ON TO TAKE OVER THAT FEDERATION. WHile you were walking around with... Oh geez, what was it now? A European title. Is that what you beat me for all those years ago? Hmmm... Come to think about it. Yes it was. So don't get all high and mighty on me on now. You see.. As you were going on to rule the midcard. I went on to capture the World Title several times over and then made the leap to PCW. And ... Uh, what happened there? Huh?! .."
"ANSWER ME!!!"
(REDRUM mades the sound of a buzzer going off.)
"WRONG ANSWER... You once again continued your so-called "reign of pain"... As I went on to become a multiple Grand Slammer and 2x Hall of Famer. PCW was MY stomping ground. And you know what?! This house is getting a tad too small. It's time to find some new footing. And I want that place to be right here in OPW"
"You see... My friend, if you follow the logic of what I'm saying to you. I kept getting better... While you kind of floated in purgatory.. Maybe getting a mid-card title at best.. But you couldn't beat me then. And you can't now. You see... I am "Mr. HOMICIDE".... I am RED FUCKING RUM... and let me tell ya' something. I am a dangerous sonuva bitch. This weekend.... There will be several opportunities. But for myself? I am going for all the gold. I will deal with the cards that Destiny gives me.. But you can bet your bottom dollar that I will be the man to get that final pin fall. The brief case is mine. And so is this federation. G'day."
(With that being said... "Mr. HOMICIDE" REDRUM grabs the remote and lounges back with his hands behind his head again. He begins to flip through you tube... There he finds a match "Mr. HOMICIDE" v.s. KOP in PCW... For the PCW World Title. We see the final images of REDRUM giving KOP the HOMICIDE HEAVE. With that being said the transmission skips... And we are left with the image of REDRUM Heaving KOP , over . . . and over . . and over.)