My NaME iZ FiKTION n THEZE R THa F.A.C.T.Z.
Dec 3, 2020 6:24:39 GMT -5
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Post by fiktion on Dec 3, 2020 6:24:39 GMT -5
Just then the monitor or screen you are presently watching Monday Night ShoWCa$e on glitches. You don't think anything of it until it happens again...and again...Then suddenly the entire screen messes up. The thousands upon millions of pixel images are scrambled jumbled to make weird images and symbols...Then a giant letter
F
Appears on the screen and then quickly vanishes to a scene from Monday Night ShowCa$e Months ago...To be more specific Outlaw Pro Wrestling had just begun to establish itself as a force to be reckoned with in the landscape of American pro wrestling. And we find ourselves at a camera angle that shows what it is like to be a fly on the wall during one of the most dramatic moments in Outlaw Pro Wrestling history, as two of the men responsible for helping OPW to reach this level of success have decided to meet in secret at the loading dock at one of the arenas OPW held one of its eariler shows in. These two men were none other than the favorite at the time to win the OPW Southern Heavyweight Title tournament Jesse Styles and the OPW Youngblood Champion Tyler Knowles. Tyler was the second to arrive as Jesse paced back and fourth frantically. He sees Tyler and immediatley goes off.
Jesse Styles: Where in the hell have you been man? Were you followed?
Tyler Knowles: Well I had some promo work to do, and then I had to take my time to make sure I wasn't followed and will you calm your stupid ass down there is no reason to be getting all worked up...No one...HIM especially suspect a damn thing. I mean he is sitting in his ivory tower as usual thinking he knows better than everyone else like the smug bastard that he is...But soon enough when we all stand up and walk the hell outta here we will see how long he can keep the Titanic afloat then running shit by himself. I mean come on it's freakin LA Johnny Stylez we are talking about here. Everyone in the locker room agrees the fact that we've even made it this far is a got damn miracle!
Jesse Styles: Yeah whatever, I just don't want him finding out before we are ready. If Johnny knows anything he will use all the leverage he can to torpedo it as quickly as he can. But you know that just as well as I do. So talk to me about Brandon what about Brandon?
Tyler Knowles: It's like I told you...Brandon is sick of his know it all bullshit to and has had to stop himself literally like eight or nine times from snapping his neck, but he is still carrying on pretending he and Brandon are the greatest tag team of all time, carrying around the OPW Tag Team Titles like they are supposed to mean something after He just gave themselves the belts. So you don't have to worry about Brandon backing out. He is with us all the way man! I'm telling you. We just need a few more weeks so we can figure who is coming with us and who isn't then it is off to greener pastures my friend! If you ask me this is a partnership that was meant to be! History favors the bold and only remembers the victorious this time next year no one will even remember what the hell OPW even was!...
The screen does the glitchy thing again and then goes completely black. then suddenly one black smudge at the top of the screen is wiped away like someone took their finger and wiped it across the screen. Then it happens at the bottom of the screen. Then on the left and then on the right. And then the middle is all wiped away until we find ourselves glaring at this...
At first he doesn't say anything. He just glares back at you...You guess. You can't see his eyes through those empty black slits in the eyes of his mask. But he is smiling. We mean the mask is smiling but the longer you sit there the more you get the impression that he is smiling too! Which we know is kinda creepy but so is this awkward silence we are presently enjoying...And is suddenly broken once his head has gone from tilted to the side to back in it's upright position as he raises his hand and uses it to bow while making his introduction.
FiKTioN: GooD EVENING OUTLAWZ! It is so very good to meet you. There are literally no words that would quite capture just how long I have been waiting for this moment to announce my existence to the world. I have been watching for a very long time. SO I guess you could say I am a long time listener first time caller sort of thing, but suffice to say I am here now and there is no turning back. Toast can never be BREAD AGAIN. Please try and remember that going forward. If you ever learn anything from me please let it be that one basic principle of human existence that so very many of you live and die and never bring yourselves to understand. And understanding that one little proverb would save you endless hours to beating yourself esteem into battered broken pieces that couldn't be fixed even if you had the help of all THE KINGS HORSES and ALL THE KING$ MEN!
But right now I know you are sitting there wondering to yourselves...Who in the hell is this person? But I am here tonight to tell you all that it isn't who I am that you need concern yourselves with...It is WHAT I AM! What I am is quite simple...
...I'M A MaN In A Ma$K DUH!!!
FiKTioN: Who I am underneath this mask is of very little consequence to any one of you...Although I am quite certain very many of you will have more than enough reason to doubt that...Still what I am trying to explain to you today is that...HERE NOW in this VERY MOMENT the only thing any of you need worry about as far as I am concerned is what I am. AND yes we have already established I am a man in a mask, but the mask represents something. AN idea that cannot be broken, hidden, misshapen to make us feel better about ourselves. I am the one thing most of you will spend your entire lives and careers running from. I am the one thing some of you wake up every single day and avoid for as long as you can. Which I'm sure you know by now...I am the thing everyone says they want to hear, but don't actually mean it. It's the part of ourselves we hate the most because we know it's beyond our power to change. For what I am ladies and gentlemen is quite frankly and simply stated...I am
THE T.R.U.T.H.
In ReaL LifE PhysicaL ForM
FiKTiON: And we are all going to have so very much fun together. SO why now you may wonder? Why now of all the times over OPW's last three hundred and sixty five days of existing did I decide now to show up? Why pop up now when chaos is running rampt and this entire place is rigged like a power keg ready to explode and possibly implode at any given moment? SO that at the end of the day you all face it whether you want to or not I am here to tell the truth because most of you REFUSE TO.
IN other words I am here because you need me to be. It has gotten to be that bad, as I will force those of you who have done your beat to cheat and escape your own accountability. You will own up and face the things you did because we will show the truth to the world whether you want to or not. SO remember boyz and girlz there is always someone watching. IN this day and age trying to out run the truth is like pushing abstinence on Anicka Swan, or asking Fenrir Ragnarson to move to America and start watching football on Sundays (the REAL KIND OF FOOTBALL THAT IS) or like asking Paul Montouri to give someone other than himself a compliment...In other words...Just don't even bother resisting...And know this is all happening because it is the part of you all the world HAS TO SEE. I am letting you all know there are somethings you just can't hide...SO consider me to be like what Jiminey Crickett was to Pinocchio ONCE UPON A TIME! SO now that we have our introductionz out of the way...THe only thing I need all of you to bare in mind beyond this point is of course the simple fact that
MY NAME IS FIKTion...AND THE$E ARE THE
F.A.C.T.Z.!!!