Post by johnreaper on Jan 10, 2021 19:55:36 GMT -5
The camera crew catches up to Deaven Bennett entering the arena, duffle bag slung over his shoulder, heading toward his locker room. As Deaven makes his way through the loading dock where all the backstage stuff. He makes eye contact with some of the other stars, nodding to them as he walks by on his way to pass by the interviewers. Madison Ivy is bending over, fixing her shoe the second Deaven walks around the corner. She looks back, seeing the movie star. She pops up, fixing her dress, and then making sure her hair looks good. Motioning to the camera crew to come over, Madison Ivy grabs a microphone and holding up her hand, waving Deaven over.
Madison Ivy: Do you mind if I get an interview with you?
Deaven: Whoa! Do you want to interview Deaven Bennett?
Madison Ivy: Yes, yes if you don't mind? I mean this would be the first interview for OPW.
Deaven: Sure, little momma, interview, Deaven Bennett, why not? The first interview for Deaven Bennett and you get to have that privilege.
The camera's light turns from red to green as the crew starts filming the very first OPW interview of Deaven Bennett. Deaven drops his bags and takes the hood down from his head and smiles. The camera guy signals they are rolling and the interview begins.
Madison Ivy: Deaven Bennett. You have come into OPW like a storm. You have beaten some impressive opponents, though your wins have been surround by controversy. Tonight, you will be taking on Ryan Elias. 6 foot 3. 233lbs....
Deaven: ok, ok ok. Let me start this off by saying this. Madison Ivy, Pro wrestling's pornstar heavyweight champion. The first thing you need to do is, stop eyeballing Deaven B Bennett's mighty steed. (Deaven pats his leg as Madison Ivy looks down and then back up) Whoa big fella, whoa. Naw see Madison Ivy no matter how good you think you look, you don't look good enough to take a ride to space mountain. Secondly, what exactly are you implying about Deaven Bennett's undefeated streak? Tell me exactly what you are implying.
Madison Ivy: Well the roomer is that you shouldn't even be here in OPW and that the only reason you have won is that other people have interfered in your matches, giving you the wins.
Deaven: Let me tell you something, let me tell all of OPW something. Deaven Bennett is undefeated because Deaven Bennett isn't a moron like most of the people you have on your roster. Let me break it down for you. So far, all Deaven Bennett has face here is for summary sakes, a bunch of short-order cooks that are obsessed with meat and leading sheep. Maybe you would like to answer Deaven Bennett's question. What does your roster's deal with farm animals? Matter fact don't answer that because Deaven Bennett has a suspicion what they are doing with those farm animals and I'm pretty sure that it is illegal in most countries. Deaven Bennett is winning because I am the best pure wrestler to ever step into this company. The "D" man is winning because unlike the rest of the locker room I do not lose focus and I have what it takes to be a winner. Deaven Bennett proves that each and every day when he wakes up at 4 am and hits the gym, then does what he does best. Deaven wakes up and goes outside and promotes himself to the people. He promotes OPW to the people.
Madison Ivy: Do you think you will have enough focus tonight to win vs Ryan Elias? There is talk around the locker room, that he is a very dangerous man. In fact, we do have this.
On the monitor behind the two, a video plays of what Ryan Elias had to say to Deaven. Deaven stares with a smile as the video turned off.
Madison Ivy: Any words to that Mr. Bennett? (cocky snicker)
Deaven: Oh I see that you think this is Deaven Bennett's end. This is where I lose. This is where I am supposed to coward away. Maybe I should pick up my bag and run to my truck and leave. No, I have something else in mind you see, lets break this down.
Deaven reaches down and unzips his bag. Standing back up he holds in his hand a paper. On the back is clearly seen as OPW promo script.
Deaven: Let's see here Ryan Elias. Create some roomer or bullcrap story that is supposed to intrigue the fans. Yet there are no pictures, film, hieroglyphics, not even a etch a sketch drawing of the stories you are trying to pass off. The fact of the matter is this... Deaven Bennett is not scared of a 6 foot tall 233lbs wanna be "punisher". But you have checked off that item on the list. Number 2. Ramble on and on about how your opponent is a nobody and beneath you. Also, make sure you tell them how you are going to beat them. Check and check. Let me stop for a second. Talking about the chub in my pants, Anal sex, guy's sacks, I think I see why you got into wrestling now. Hey, man be who you want Deaven Bennett don't care man, live your life just know that you are barking up the wrong tree. Back to the script here. Let's see, ahh yes right here. Try and start a hashtag that clearly after checking twitter no one gave a crap about. So you are right, anyone can win the fans over, but apparently not you because there was absolutely no one that cared about your weak ass hashtag. Check that one off the list. Yea you pretty much checked off the go-to list.
Deaven crumbles up the paper and tosses it behind him and smiles into the camera.
Madison Ivy: Do you mind if I get an interview with you?
Deaven: Whoa! Do you want to interview Deaven Bennett?
Madison Ivy: Yes, yes if you don't mind? I mean this would be the first interview for OPW.
Deaven: Sure, little momma, interview, Deaven Bennett, why not? The first interview for Deaven Bennett and you get to have that privilege.
The camera's light turns from red to green as the crew starts filming the very first OPW interview of Deaven Bennett. Deaven drops his bags and takes the hood down from his head and smiles. The camera guy signals they are rolling and the interview begins.
Madison Ivy: Deaven Bennett. You have come into OPW like a storm. You have beaten some impressive opponents, though your wins have been surround by controversy. Tonight, you will be taking on Ryan Elias. 6 foot 3. 233lbs....
Deaven: ok, ok ok. Let me start this off by saying this. Madison Ivy, Pro wrestling's pornstar heavyweight champion. The first thing you need to do is, stop eyeballing Deaven B Bennett's mighty steed. (Deaven pats his leg as Madison Ivy looks down and then back up) Whoa big fella, whoa. Naw see Madison Ivy no matter how good you think you look, you don't look good enough to take a ride to space mountain. Secondly, what exactly are you implying about Deaven Bennett's undefeated streak? Tell me exactly what you are implying.
Madison Ivy: Well the roomer is that you shouldn't even be here in OPW and that the only reason you have won is that other people have interfered in your matches, giving you the wins.
Deaven: Let me tell you something, let me tell all of OPW something. Deaven Bennett is undefeated because Deaven Bennett isn't a moron like most of the people you have on your roster. Let me break it down for you. So far, all Deaven Bennett has face here is for summary sakes, a bunch of short-order cooks that are obsessed with meat and leading sheep. Maybe you would like to answer Deaven Bennett's question. What does your roster's deal with farm animals? Matter fact don't answer that because Deaven Bennett has a suspicion what they are doing with those farm animals and I'm pretty sure that it is illegal in most countries. Deaven Bennett is winning because I am the best pure wrestler to ever step into this company. The "D" man is winning because unlike the rest of the locker room I do not lose focus and I have what it takes to be a winner. Deaven Bennett proves that each and every day when he wakes up at 4 am and hits the gym, then does what he does best. Deaven wakes up and goes outside and promotes himself to the people. He promotes OPW to the people.
Madison Ivy: Do you think you will have enough focus tonight to win vs Ryan Elias? There is talk around the locker room, that he is a very dangerous man. In fact, we do have this.
On the monitor behind the two, a video plays of what Ryan Elias had to say to Deaven. Deaven stares with a smile as the video turned off.
Madison Ivy: Any words to that Mr. Bennett? (cocky snicker)
Deaven: Oh I see that you think this is Deaven Bennett's end. This is where I lose. This is where I am supposed to coward away. Maybe I should pick up my bag and run to my truck and leave. No, I have something else in mind you see, lets break this down.
Deaven reaches down and unzips his bag. Standing back up he holds in his hand a paper. On the back is clearly seen as OPW promo script.
Deaven: Let's see here Ryan Elias. Create some roomer or bullcrap story that is supposed to intrigue the fans. Yet there are no pictures, film, hieroglyphics, not even a etch a sketch drawing of the stories you are trying to pass off. The fact of the matter is this... Deaven Bennett is not scared of a 6 foot tall 233lbs wanna be "punisher". But you have checked off that item on the list. Number 2. Ramble on and on about how your opponent is a nobody and beneath you. Also, make sure you tell them how you are going to beat them. Check and check. Let me stop for a second. Talking about the chub in my pants, Anal sex, guy's sacks, I think I see why you got into wrestling now. Hey, man be who you want Deaven Bennett don't care man, live your life just know that you are barking up the wrong tree. Back to the script here. Let's see, ahh yes right here. Try and start a hashtag that clearly after checking twitter no one gave a crap about. So you are right, anyone can win the fans over, but apparently not you because there was absolutely no one that cared about your weak ass hashtag. Check that one off the list. Yea you pretty much checked off the go-to list.
Deaven crumbles up the paper and tosses it behind him and smiles into the camera.
Deaven: Deaven Bennett is not scared of you. I don't get why everyone here thinks they intimate The "D" Man. You don't. match after matches, opponent after opponent, win after win each week I hear the same boring stuff come out of all the OPW stars mouths. Who are you? You are a nobody. I am starting to think no one here has ever left their small towns that only had a single stoplight. I said that wasn't going to do it, but I think it's finally clear that no one around here knows how to read. So let me break it down to you and everyone else that isn't in love with Old Mcdonald's farm animals. Deaven Bennett highest-paid actor for 3 years running now. Deaven Bennett multi-time world champion. Deaven Bennett sold out more arena than anyone else. Deaven Bennett, the best pure wrestler to ever step inside a squared circle. Deaven Bennett the best in the world. Deaven Bennett has accomplished more sitting on the toilet than you have ever accomplished in your entire life. Deaven Bennett 6 foot 2, 220lbs, was an allstate linebacker with 2 NCAA titles, and oh yeah there is that one more thing that Deaven Bennett is that you are not Ryan Elias and that is undefeated so shut up bitch. Fact of the matter is this. You are some has never accomplished a single thing that anyone really cares about. You woke up and saw that you were going one on one with Deaven Bennett and that's when you thought, "HEY THIS IS MY CHANCE TO PUT MY NAME IN HISTORY, I AM GONG TO FINALLY BE IN A MATCH THAT NO ONE INSTANTLY CHANGES THE CHANNEL ON. MAYBE JUST MAYBE I CAN TALK CRAP AND GO TOE TO TOE WITH THE BEST IN THE WORLD". I hate to bust this fantasy world you are living in where you pretend to be some hero. There is not a single person walking this planet that is better than Deaven Bennett in that ring, there is no one better than Deaven Bennett on this microphone, hell you know what tonight is going to be a special night for you. Because tonight I am going to tell you exactly what I am going to do. Tonight, not only will Deaven Bennett beat your ass all around the arena.... Deaven Bennett will also during the match walk over to the commentary table shake Mason Moore hand, slap Taj Escobar across his stupid face, and take his headset. From that point on not only will I process whip da ass I will call the match at the same time proving that Deaven Bennett can do it all. You see I'm not concerned about Enforcer and his title, I am focused on beating you. You are right about one thing though and that is I am going to cry. I am going to cry because I know that I will never get the 5 to 10 minutes of my life back that I have to waste on kicking your lame ass round the right, I am crying inside right now because I can not get back the 3 minutes I had to waste watching that video (Deaven points to the screen behind him). My eyes are tearing up because I have to be here instead of out there entertaining the million of OPW fans and taken your sister to space mountain. My eyes are tearing up as we speak because I have to stand here smelling only what can be described as tuna fish, April showers douche, and shame coming from Madison Ivy crotch. (Madison Ivy's eyes get big and she slams the microphone on the ground and storms off as the camera crew laughs.) The one thing that Deaven Bennett is not crying about is the ass whippin' that is about to be laid down tonight.
(Deaven Bennett all fired up grabs his bag and exits putting an end to the interview as he goes to get ready for what could be the hardest test he has faced yet in OPW.)