Post by kingquari on Mar 19, 2021 8:16:06 GMT -5
I wouldn’t have wish prison upon my worst enemy. It’s hell on earth believe it or not. What makes matters worse is the fact they keep moving my ass to different prisons because I always end up rallying the troops to stomp out whatever scrawny prison guard they decided to put in my pod.
Eventually they had to put in solitary confinement, which is fine by me, more time to whack off and day dream about Mia Khalifas enormous jugulars, and also read, embrace who I truly am, and no I don’t mean becoming a Muslim.
Blair and her pussy ass husband Johnny Stylez have single handedly ruined my life. First she has me locked up because I was closing in on taking that OPW Southern Championship away from her, on top of the fact she wanted to enjoy some black luxurious meat for a change instead of Limp Johnny.
Eventually I was granted early release for good behavior or whatever they call that bullshit, all I cared about was getting my hands around that hoe neck and really giving the feds a reason to lock my ass up.
I get out and return back to professional wrestling, specifically OPW, and what happens a few nights in? Officer Johnny Stylez makes a few phone calls and I find myself back in the pen on some even more ridiculous charges..violation of probation? Give me a break, I got out on good behavior and that’s the end of that story.
Just another white boy making it hard on the life of a stand up black man…
“YOU TOLD ME I CAN MAKE ONE PHONE CALL!?!”
The new prisoner who just got in the night before is causing some ruckus. I can see him through my little window that’s no more than 6 to 7 inches wide. The guard looks scared as hell and rightfully so, this bitch has to be in the ball park of 6’4 At least.
He’s going on and on about a phone call, getting loud and obnoxious which never ends well by the way, trust me…I know.
Suddenly my cell door opens. I’m for the most part always calm cool and collected, but because I life to fight and whop ass there always 3-4 guards always around in the vicinity.
I’m not worried because I know I can take these scrubs, but what good will that do me when 40 other pussies start running through the door with mace and rubber bullets? I’ve grown tired of the prison life, and it’s all over a little clit that I never even got the chance to hit and good thing I didn’t because I probably would’ve ended up impregnating that bitch Blair.
Now I want to kill Blair and that pussy Officer Johnny Stylez, literally put a bullet in his temple, the moment I get out this place, it’s over for those two, mark my motherfucking words.
“MCKENZIE!”
I turn my head to see another Guard toward the exit way…
“GET YOUR SHIT!...SOMEONE BONDED YOU OUT!”
Who in their right mind would bond me out of prison? I didn’t even know you could get bonded out of prison thought that was a jail thing, but who do I care, I’m leaving this joint.
Wow, right after I tell myself I need to kill those two heathens?
Incredible!!!
Don’t worry universe I will surely live up to my end of the bargain.
Stepping from behind the guard was a familiar face, someone I worked for in the past. From a distance I could see the smirk coming across his face as we locked eyes…
Ray Andrews?!?!
…Still bald and ugly as hell though.
Scene Fades
Eventually they had to put in solitary confinement, which is fine by me, more time to whack off and day dream about Mia Khalifas enormous jugulars, and also read, embrace who I truly am, and no I don’t mean becoming a Muslim.
Blair and her pussy ass husband Johnny Stylez have single handedly ruined my life. First she has me locked up because I was closing in on taking that OPW Southern Championship away from her, on top of the fact she wanted to enjoy some black luxurious meat for a change instead of Limp Johnny.
Eventually I was granted early release for good behavior or whatever they call that bullshit, all I cared about was getting my hands around that hoe neck and really giving the feds a reason to lock my ass up.
I get out and return back to professional wrestling, specifically OPW, and what happens a few nights in? Officer Johnny Stylez makes a few phone calls and I find myself back in the pen on some even more ridiculous charges..violation of probation? Give me a break, I got out on good behavior and that’s the end of that story.
Just another white boy making it hard on the life of a stand up black man…
“YOU TOLD ME I CAN MAKE ONE PHONE CALL!?!”
The new prisoner who just got in the night before is causing some ruckus. I can see him through my little window that’s no more than 6 to 7 inches wide. The guard looks scared as hell and rightfully so, this bitch has to be in the ball park of 6’4 At least.
He’s going on and on about a phone call, getting loud and obnoxious which never ends well by the way, trust me…I know.
Suddenly my cell door opens. I’m for the most part always calm cool and collected, but because I life to fight and whop ass there always 3-4 guards always around in the vicinity.
I’m not worried because I know I can take these scrubs, but what good will that do me when 40 other pussies start running through the door with mace and rubber bullets? I’ve grown tired of the prison life, and it’s all over a little clit that I never even got the chance to hit and good thing I didn’t because I probably would’ve ended up impregnating that bitch Blair.
Now I want to kill Blair and that pussy Officer Johnny Stylez, literally put a bullet in his temple, the moment I get out this place, it’s over for those two, mark my motherfucking words.
“MCKENZIE!”
I turn my head to see another Guard toward the exit way…
“GET YOUR SHIT!...SOMEONE BONDED YOU OUT!”
Who in their right mind would bond me out of prison? I didn’t even know you could get bonded out of prison thought that was a jail thing, but who do I care, I’m leaving this joint.
Wow, right after I tell myself I need to kill those two heathens?
Incredible!!!
Don’t worry universe I will surely live up to my end of the bargain.
Stepping from behind the guard was a familiar face, someone I worked for in the past. From a distance I could see the smirk coming across his face as we locked eyes…
Ray Andrews?!?!
…Still bald and ugly as hell though.
Scene Fades