Post by lajohnnystylez on Jun 6, 2022 16:22:18 GMT -5
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So as some of you may or may not know a few years ago my best friend and former NEW Tag Team Championship partner moved from his home in Georgia and came to live with us for a little while...Well I recieved word a lil while ago he was moving back home TODAY, and he needs our help to do so...Plus I have work in a few hours, so please forgive this unformatted RP...I'll format it when I get home so if you wanna wait to read it (which I suggest you do) then Ill be home around 10 and ill format it and fix whatever I need to then, but if you can't wait then please by all means enjoy!
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[ Taj Escobar ]: Ladies and gentlemen I think the match we all just witnessed spoke for itself! Incase you blinked and missed it Stephen Stratford is still the OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion of THE WORLD! He hit the challenger Anicka Swan with A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER FROM THE SECOND FRIGGIN ROPE!!!
[ Mason Moore ]: Yeah yeah congrats to Stratford, because all jokes and bullshit aside. Once again he dug down deep and found a way to get the job done and he adds another impressive name to a increasingly impressive list of names he has defended that Championship against! I think Stratford just may be making a run for GOAT!!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Be that as it may right now he might just wanna worry about making a RUN FOR IT...Because it appears The SyNDiCaTe sans Vhodka Marie and The Enforcer are all headed towards the ring...And I don't know exactly what in the hell is goin on Mase, but I do know all is not well within The SyNDiCaTe...I don't know what's fixing to happen either, but ladies and gentlemen don't you dare go anywhere because apparently we aint quite done just yet...Because whatever happens next I have a sneaking suspicion it is going to affect each and every single member of the Outlaw Nation regardless of what side of the guardrail you find yourself on!
[ Mason Moore ]: I don't like this Taj...I don't like this shit one bit!
[ THe OPW Immortal Champion Stephen Stratford stands his ground as Xavier Wolf, LA Johnny Stylez, Vincent Black, and Le'Andra Fury make their way down to the ring. Anicka Swan is even finally back up and on her feet standing behind Stratford as Stratford seemingly pushed to the center of the ring as he does his best to keep his eyes on each venomous snake now surrounding him. Johnny Stylez walks over and demands Royal Powerhouse's mic which Royal P brings over with a quickness. But the moment Johnny wraps his fingers around it and turns around Xavier Wolf is one step in front of him as he reaches out his hand and removes the mic from Johnny's posession as Johnny's face is overcome with RAGE and Xavier Wolf knows it and almost seems to enjoy it, as he holds his index finger up to Johnny Stylez as the former OPW Immortal World Champion walks over and immediatley gets in the current OPW Immortal Champion's face as the crowd pops huge as they see a face to face...errr nose 2 nose encounter from the best and brightest of OPW. Xavier offers a brief sly smile before it vanishes to the cold death stare he has given him every single time he has seen Stephen Stratford since it became clear that Stratford was partially responsible for his sister's incarceration. ]
[ Xavier Wolf ]: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT CHAMP! It isn't lost on me what tonight is exactly, nor am I over looking what you were just able to accomplish in this ring...SO allow me to be the first one to offer you some sincere congratulations because defeating Ms. Swan is anything but easy and just like anytime you go to WAR whenever you face her inside of this ring when the stakes are as high as they were here tonight you wind up leaving a piece of you out here in this ring and it becomes apart of this building and this company's history for as long as people deem it worth remembering. So please understand I don't do this with anything but genuine, justifiable motives...Because I am afgraid I have to ask you Stephen Stratford to continue taking pride and celebrating the monumental victory you just attained...Just please don't try and continue it out here because right now we NEED THE RING!!!! Any other night during any other time and this isn't even a conversation. It would be your ring to rule...But right here right now there is some business that needs handling...Just like there is SOME BUSINESS that WILL be HANDLED VERY VERY...VERY FUCKING SOON Mr. Stratford in the very near and clear future I assure you! But please go enjoy your succuessful title defense, while you can and we will see you at SHOWCASE HUH?
[ Stephen Stratford takes the OPW Immortal TITLE belt off his shoulder and holds one of the straps in his hand while he and Xavier Wolf are still nose to nose. Stephen Stratford's eyes then quickly dart around the ring as he looks at every one of their faces, and he stops and glares at the man who practically every single time he has seen him has had the exact same arrogant smirk plastered across his face...But not tonight. He can see beneath the rage in his eyes the fear of the unknown. So the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion walks forward bumping shoulders with Xavier Wolf as if Xavier Wolf wasn't standing directly in front of him and he walks up to the owner of Outlaw Pro Wrestling, LA Johnny Stylez with his hand extended. Johnny glares down at his extended hand and Johnny extends his as well as the two men shake hands as Stephen Stratford pulls Johnny Stylez forward and is whispering things into his ear as Johnny's eye brows raise as Johnny's eyes are next to dart around the ring seemingly sizing up every single person in the ring right now. As Stepehn Stratford finishes saying to Johnny what he had to we are able to catch or make out one thing he has said to him which is "I TRIED TO WARN YOU JOHNNY...GOOD LUCK TO YOU MATE!"
Xavier Wolf puts his hand on Stephen Stratford's shoulder and Stratford almost out of reaction quickly jerks his shoulder away from Xavier Wolf's grubby fingers as Stratford's eyes fill with rage as he looks up at XAvier Wolf just daring him to try putting his hands on him again. ANd the smile on Xavier's face let's the OPW Immortal Champion and every member of the Outlaw Nation know that on ANY OTHER night he'd be more than happy to oblige Mr. Straford's request, but there were more pressing concerns at the moment as Johnny some how wound up with a mic of his own. ]
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: OK you two have all NEXT SHOWCASE to continue yalls weirdo obsession with one another...RIGHT NOW I want...NO PHUCK THAT I DEMAND A MOTHER PHUCKIN EXPLANATION! I am hearing things X! Things that can't be correct. But then I walk up that ramp before this match ends and before I make my way behind the curtain Xavier you grab me by my arm just like you tried to do to the champ just a second ago and you said something to me I have been saying to myself in my head over and over again ever since...You know what this phuckin DooD TRiED TO TeLL Me ToKyO??? This mother phucker right here tried to tell me that
Aint NOTHIN! NOT A GOT DAMN THING EVER OVER IN THIS COMPANY UNTIL I PHUCKIN SAY SO!!! Because as talented and as smart as you may be Xavier Wolf, the one thing around this BITCH that aint gunna EVER CHANGE is the simple fact that I am, was, and always
WHich again for those of you having trouble keeping score at home, means NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL I PHUCKIN SAY SO!!! Now I'm not exactly sure what it is you are refering to being over Xavier, but I am going to give you a moment or two to go grab a phuckin TWIX so you can chew over your next move and maybe even pick your next words even more carefully because it has been a long ass night and my patience is about USED UP! Which means I could snap at any moment and loose my phuckin temper...And I aint sittin here tryin to tell you or any of these people that I am anything like the Incredible Hulk...But I promise you BUBBA
SO...What is it X? You look like you got somethin you wanna say BRUH? So if you got somethin you wanna say...Go ahead and let's hear it, but I'm warning you...
[ Xavier Wolf ]: I'm sorry...You are warning ME?
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: Yeah that's what I just...
[ Xavier Wolf ]: GOD DAMNIT JOHNNY FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE SHUT YOUR GOT DAMN MOUTH!!! Because I'm tellin you brother I know you a lot better than you think I do! I know when you go out of your way to turn on that Johnny Stylez....Let's call it CHARM because deep down it's the only thing you are able to do to help you feel like you are in control of a situation YOU CLEARLY AREN'T IN CONTROL OF! And over the last year you have obviously grown spoiled after getting your way practically at every single turn, and the saddest part about all of that at least from where I am sitting is that I played a role in making you that way! Which is why I know what I am fixing to tell you is going to be very hard for you to accept. But whether your accept it or not Johnny at this point is irrelevant, because it is INDEED TOO LATE...And even more so than that IT IS ALSO OVER! And I just want you to know that I truly wish it hadn't come to this Johnny! I really wish this wasn't the route we had to take, but at the end of the day you refused to change therefore robbing any of us from ever really having a choice when it came to how to not only handle, but survive and evolve from this situation! They all tried to tell me we would wind up here and for whatever reason I gave you the benefit of the doubt. Maybe I thought I could help lead you down a better path or at least hoped it would just naturally occur to you that if we were to survive and perserve everything we have all built in this company over the last year then some drastic changes were going to have to be made. But your arrogance is as blinding as it is insufferable Johnny Stylez and as I am sure you have been told a time or two by any or everyone that has ever stood by your side it is that arrogance that was going to ultimately be your UNDOING ONE DAY! And whether you can bring yourself to believe this or not Johnny, it saddens me deeply to inform you that day is TODAY!
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: Get the phuck outta here! Wait you're being phuckin SeRiOuS aren't you?...X...X LOOK AT ME...WHAT IN THE PHUCKIN PHUCK DID YOU DO?
[ Xavier Wolf ]: What did I do? No don't you dare try and turn this around on me. You want the person responsible for all of this you need to find a mirror Mr. Stylez! They say INSANITY is defined by a person continiously doing the same thing and expecting different results! You never missed an opportunity to bring up the fact that the names and legacies of MYSELF, MY PACK, and others that helped us paved the road underneath our very feet at this moment was almost scattered to the wind permantely because of the way we carried ourselves back in the old territory days. You never missed a chance to tell stories about how everyone would always cliq up and we would allow our own selfish, greedy, and foolish desires and point of view to destrtoy each and every single wrestling promotion we ever worked for! And yet here we are over a year since we have opened the doors and The SyNDiCaTe's perogative hasn't altered one IOTA! You ran that faction and this company no differently than we did a single one of those dead and forgotten wrestling promotions you openly mocked every single chance you got. ANd why Johnny? To rub some of our faces in it. To gain some manner of vengance or perhaps justice you felt you were owed but didn't get from back then? I mean for fucks sake you walked out during the last pay per view...Climbed in the ring with a man who had just went through a GOT DAMN WAR to reclaim a Championship that he had earned the old fashioned way...And you prey'd on his condition and walked out with your first piece of singles gold in years! DOn't you understand now Johnny? Because it was that night where it finally DAWNED ON ME! OPW was able to miracilously survive several situations that other promotions couldn't have or shouldn't have...But as I looked around and started putting two and two together I could no longer ignore than any and all of OPW's WARS, ENEMIES, and PROBLEMS had ONE COMMON DENOMINATOR! IT WAS, IS, and UNFORTUNATELY ALWAYS WILL BE YOU! Because for every shred of brilliance that you may have in that enigma of slaughtered braincells and bright ideas inside of your head I have never in my entire life or career seen someone get in their own got damn way as much as YOU! WHen we all originally took our places at your side it was because you made us believe in OPW and what it was you wanted to accomplish. But by the time DRUGS SEX AND ROCK N ROLL rolled round it became as clear as day we were just here to help you clean up
[ Xavier Wolf ]: We were all just here to protect your precious spot at the top and then clean up the various messes you were making! Johnny enough is enough! Yes The SyNDiCaTe deserves a fair amount of credit for bringing OPW to the level of prominence that we did....And as well as for establishing whatever credibility we may have. But at some point even you were going to be forced to acknowledge that OPW is and always has been more than just US! OPW IS AN ENTIRE NATION JOHNNY! It is a fortress comprised of several stones each responsible for a piece of it success in their own small way. EVEN FOCUS or DAMON RIGGS JOHNNY! And for me to say that...well...And that is how we wound up here, because you can't look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't fight it kicking and screaming, and if we aren't allowed to evolve then like most things that don't Johnny we would have perished and I know you don't want that! SO you have to go away for a while...Ohhh and let us also not forget that I made you a promise the day I arrived in New Edge Wrestling and you agreed to help me retrieve my beautiful wife from Norway by signing her to an OPW contract...YOU TRIED TO HAVE ME KILLED JOHNNY, and I promised you that one day I would come to collect on that debt...SO I guess we can consider that account closed...AMong other things
[ Xavier Wolf then looks behind him and nods. Le'Andra Fury and Vincent Black suddenly step forward and grab LA Johnny Stylez by his arms. Johnny's eyes widen as he glares up at Xavier Wolf with a look of shock and utter disbelief as Johnny almost starts laughing as he says... ]
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: You're phuckin kiddin me...What is this a phuckin citizens arrest?
[ Xavier Wolf ]: If Only Johnny...Ya know being the former Xtradition Champion I trust you'll be able to see the irony in the fact that the last stop on our International tour is an actual EXTRADITION COUNTRY!...See Johnny sometimes it pays to pay attention to the details...
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: This is bullshit...You got nothin!
[ Xavier Wolf ]: Don't I?
[ And then that is when the TOKYODOME is SWARMED...and we mean fricken swarmed with INTERPOL AGENTS in full riot gear running down the arena steps on all sides of the arena...and then we see FBI Section Chief Special Investigator John Rancour who has been working Johnny Stylez case ever since Johnny started committing petty crimes way way way back in the gap. Johnny sees that fat man he mocked several times taunting him saying that he WOULD NEVER live to see the day Johnny Stylez would go out in a pair of handcuffs....So As John Rancour walked he held in his hand a brand new shiney pair of handcuffs he had purchased for just this occasion. Johnny's eyes sunk as they shot over to Anicka Swan who was once again fighting back tears as Johnny's eyes of pure disappointment find their way to her. But they immediately shoot back to Xavier Wolf as John Rancour finally waddles his fat sweaty ass in the ring and pulls Xavier's arm so the mic is in front of his face. ]
[ Detective John Rancour ]: Mr. Stylez...JOHNNY BOY...I don't think I need to explain to you how so very long I have waited for this moment! I knew it was only a matter of time! And now thanks to the testimony of your "FRIENDS" here someone will be here to answer for the many crimes you and your accomplice Thomas Marke thought you would get away with. Johnny Stylez please know I take so much pride in being able to finally tell you
You have the right to an attorney..If you cannot afford one...
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: Wait hold on Pork CHOP did you say Thomas Marke?
[ Detective John Rancour ]: Yes don't play dumb now! We've got it all! You are under arrest under the charges of fraud, extortion, trafficking in child pornography, as well as drug trafficking, illegal posession and distribution of firearms, conspiracy to commit murder in the first and second degree, arson, theft, grand theft...assault battery...Basically Johnny Stylez it's a good thing you made the most of your time as a free man because those days are over! You will be wearing ORANGE THE REST OF YOUR DAYS MY FRIEND, because we GOT YOU ON EVERYTHING!!!
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: Xavier...PHUCKIN WOLF...Well when I first met you you wanted to get away from the family name...Well I advised against it then, but now...Now that I know you aint nothin but a RAT PIECE OF SHIT...Maybe you change your name to that....If not just live with the fact that even if I have to bust out of every jail they try to put me in...As GOD AS MY PHUCKING WITNESS I WILL PERSONALLY CARVE THAT SHIT ON YOUR TOMBSTONE MY DUDE!!!
[ Xavier Wolf ]: No John...You won't...But should the day ever come where you prove me wrong again and I am forced to attone for this moment...Know that on that day I will stand across this ring from you fully prepared for whatever hand fate deals me that day!
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: Ohhhh NO...Well I mean yeah...I will BEAT YOU PHUCKIN BLOODY FOR THIS! But you hear me NOW...I will return the favor ten fold..I know right now it feels like you won...But rest assured it only seems that way X!...Most of these charges won't stick and you know it. I don't have the best lawer money can buy...I have the best fifty lawers money can buy!
[ Detective John Rancour ]: Ohhh about that Johnny...SInce the judge is wwell aware of your colorful past and given that some of your charges are financial in nature we had no choice but to freeze your assets so unless you got some kind of trust fund set up somewhere I would count myself fortunate if one of those fifty lawyers answered your call pal! Get him the hell outta my sight!
[ Suddenly this look comes over Johnny's face as one of the guards grabs a hold of his arm. His face turns beet red and its as if everyone in the ring under contract to OPW knows whats fixing to happen. Johnny then suddenly without warning just as John Rancour was fixing to tighten the second cuff, Johnny slams his head backwards right into the bridge of Det. John Rancour's nose and blood starts gushing everywhere. Johnny runs over to Anicka Swan grabs her by her cheeks and pulls her face towards his. He kisses her...He kisses her as passionately as he has ever kissed anyone ever in his entire life...After all for all he or we knew it just may very well be the last time it ever happen. But Johnny's sense of timing couldn't have been more on...One might even infer he has been in a situation like this a time or two before. Johnny drops down and rolls out of the ring as one of the riot squad INTERPOL agents lunges to try and catch him. He gets up and tries to go after him but ANicka trips them and two of them go fumbling through the middle rope as Xavier Wolf gives Anicka a look...You know that "REALLY?" look. Anicka's eyes immediatley lower as she doesn't have an answer for Xavier just a shrug of her shoulders. Xavier Wolf then turns and watches Johnny climb over the guardrail and takes off running through the crowd. Xavier chuckled as he silently found himself almost rooting for the blue haired bastard as he ran like his life depended on it. When Johnny makes it to the exit he turns back towards the ring, and everyone in the world knew exactly who he was looking at.
Xavier's eyes never budged. He didn't blink, he didn't casually look to his right or left. He and his former business partner just glared at one another from a distance undoubtedly playing their own version of the future in their heads making it all the way to the moment of their own triumph over the other and then freeze framing it so they both knew what they were fighting for goin forward. Johnny the extends his middle finger and then removes a pistol from a holster he keeps on the back of his pants as he raises the gun in the air and fires off a few rounds. This as of course you all could imagine creatres clear and utter pandmonium. Everyone starts running and Johnny Stylez vanishes faster than Batman after he is done talking to Commissioner Gordon. Everything then switches back to Xavier Wolf who is standing in the ring just laughing and shaking his head. He bends over and picks up Det John Rancour and dusts off his ugly sports coat and asks.. ]
[ Xavier Wolf ]: Look Detective...I need to talk to Johnny perhaps if you just let me talk to him I can calm down and get him to come along quietly!?
[ Detective John Rancour ]: Hmmm let me see how can I put this in a way you'll understand it the best?...FUCK TO THE NO! There how was that?
[ Xavier Wolf ]: So let me get this straight I'm offering to help bring him in quietly and your telling me no?
[ Detective John Rancour ]: I have been chasing after that arrogant son of a bitch since he was sixteen. I don't want him to come quietly. I want him cursing at every cop that moves, because we have our own way of dealing with guys who just don't want to come quietly.
[ Xavier Wolf ]: So you're tellin me there is no way you'll just let me talk to him?
[ Detective John Rancour ]: Um not unless you want to get locked up tonight as well. You want my advice whenever we get back stateside...Go visit him at Rikers?
[ Xavier Wolf ]: Wait RIKERS?...As in Rykers Island in New York? I thought he was going to Angola?
[ Detective John Rancour ]: He will...But whenever we fly back to the states he will be kept at Riker's until they are ready to transfer him. He will be there no longer than a few months. Why you live in New York or somethin?
[ Xavier Wolf ]: Yeah or somethin...OK well I guess that settles it then...
[ Detective John Rancour ]: Settles what?
[ Xavier Wolf then grabs Detective John Rancour by his sports coat and pulls him close and slams his head into the bridge of his nose and he hits the ground even more blood gushing out of his nose. Xavier Wolf then bends down on both knees locking his fingers behind his head as three of the INTERPOL agents rush him and put his hands behind is back handcuffing him. Anicka Swan looks at Xavier Wolf with a WTF ARE YOU DOIN FACE. As Xavier Wolf just smiles and winks at his long time friend as we then switch backsage.
We see LA Johnny Stylez hiding behind the corner where his office was. He now has a black beanie covering up his blue hair. He has his back up against the wall and we see his mouth moving as he must be praying these INTERPOL agents just pass him up...And for some strange reason God answers that prayer as we hear them say that they had already checked the office and they didn't find. Johnny then removes his phone from his back pocket and we see him mouth the word....PHUCK before dropping it on the ground and then stomping on it a few times and then leaving it there. He then quickly makes it up a flight of stairs as fans are being slowly allowed out of the arena as the cops are checking to make sure Johnny doesn't escape. SO Johnny is then forced to reroute from the door.
We see him patting himself down for his phone but then he recalls he was forced to destroy his phone. He looks ahead and sees three white dudes and two white females headed in an opposite direction. Johnny quickly runs up to them and then once again thanks God because he hears them speaking English. Johnny Stylez never thought he'd be so glad to hear an Australian accent again in his life. ]
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: Hey guys listen I'm in a bit of a bind and yall would be doin me a HUGGGGE solid if you let me borrow your phone right quick.
[ Aussie One ]: Sure thing mate just as long as you don't...Eh wait a minute, no nFUCKIN WAY...You're LA Johnny Stylez aren't ya? Listen gurate ending to the shooh! You Americans and your crazy storylines...The you getting arrested thing...It seemed so bloody...
[ WHY? Is probably what you are wondering...Hmm let's see?
1. He didn't have time to sit here and have this conversation with a WRESTLING FAN about his storylines...What did this dip shit know about any of that...Got damn lousy couch booker...
2. Johnny needs to keep movin
3. Their girls were UGGGGGGGLYYYYYYY
4. Hasn't exactly been the best night and dick punching some chump made him feel better
Johnny quickly takes the phone and dials a number as quick as he can. He waits for a few moments while it rings until we hear a somewhat familiar voice pick up on the other end that we can't quite make out presently. ]
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: HEY IT'S ME...YOU WERE RIGHT!...ABOUT WHAT? ABOUT PHUCKING ALL OF IT! Yeah the got damn INTERPOL are phuckin everywhere! if I make it outta here it'll be a got damn miracle...But I've been in tight situations before...And Im not just talking about your MOM's...What? Yes I realize this is hardly the time! Look I aint sure how bad this is going to get, but if it is as bad as I think it is then I don't think I have to even tell you what that means...SO no matter what the next time you see or hear from me JUST BE READY...OK I'm walkin up to the limo now...I'll give ya a shout in a little bit!
[ Johnny Stylez walks up to the limo where the driver is outside of the limo with his hat down smoking a cigarette. Johnny runs up all frantic... ]
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: OTIS...Come on BRUH we gotta get goin man...SOme shit went down WE GOTTA HAUL ASS OUTTA HERE...
[ Limo Driver ]: Yeah see there is only one problem with that...
[ The LIMO driver walks around to where Johnny is standing and lifts his head. Johnny's face sinks even lower when he notices it isn't his limo drivr Otis...It's the man he stole the OPW Xtradition Championship from at the last pay per view and Johnny was fixing to find out why they call him THE KING OF PAIN... ]
[ KOP ]: OTIS DOESN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE BRUH!!!
[ And just as Johnny lands on the concrete he looks to his right and he sees a pair of wrestling boots. And just when Johnny silently took a sliver of comfort in the fact that there was absolutely no way this could have possibly gone any worse....It up't and got much worse...As he found himself glaring at Dane Preston who had this smug shit eating grin on his face as he held what looked like the remote to a ROKU TV. ]
[ "FXR" Dane Preston ]: Rough night Johnny Boy?...Yeah let me tell ya. At first when Damon put me up to this I have to admit I was a little skeptical...But then I rememberd it was you and...
[ Dane Preston presses a button on the remote and then all of a sudden ]
[ "FXR" Dane Preston ]: Now we all know that wasn't exactly an RV, but we figure the irony wouldn't be lost on ya...Take a deep breathe John, and remember it, because it is the last you take as a free man!!!
[ The last thing he sees is Dane Preston standing over him lifting up his leg and then slamming it down on Johnny's face and then suddenly the scene goes black. ]
[ Suddenly the back of the paddy wagon opens up and we see Xavier Wolf humming to himself when the doors suddenly swing open. Two men carry Johnny's unconcious body in and drop him on the floor. Xavier Wolf stopped humming when he saw them. But once they exited the vehicle the doors slammed shut and we hear the sound of locks locking as Xavier Wolf starts humming to himself again as the scene fades to black while LA Johnny Stylez is being carted off to jail for a very very long time. ]
So as some of you may or may not know a few years ago my best friend and former NEW Tag Team Championship partner moved from his home in Georgia and came to live with us for a little while...Well I recieved word a lil while ago he was moving back home TODAY, and he needs our help to do so...Plus I have work in a few hours, so please forgive this unformatted RP...I'll format it when I get home so if you wanna wait to read it (which I suggest you do) then Ill be home around 10 and ill format it and fix whatever I need to then, but if you can't wait then please by all means enjoy!
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Raging Climax - Final |
LA Johnny Stylez, Xavier Wolf |
[ Taj Escobar ]: Ladies and gentlemen I think the match we all just witnessed spoke for itself! Incase you blinked and missed it Stephen Stratford is still the OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion of THE WORLD! He hit the challenger Anicka Swan with A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER FROM THE SECOND FRIGGIN ROPE!!!
[ Mason Moore ]: Yeah yeah congrats to Stratford, because all jokes and bullshit aside. Once again he dug down deep and found a way to get the job done and he adds another impressive name to a increasingly impressive list of names he has defended that Championship against! I think Stratford just may be making a run for GOAT!!!
[ Taj Escobar ]: Be that as it may right now he might just wanna worry about making a RUN FOR IT...Because it appears The SyNDiCaTe sans Vhodka Marie and The Enforcer are all headed towards the ring...And I don't know exactly what in the hell is goin on Mase, but I do know all is not well within The SyNDiCaTe...I don't know what's fixing to happen either, but ladies and gentlemen don't you dare go anywhere because apparently we aint quite done just yet...Because whatever happens next I have a sneaking suspicion it is going to affect each and every single member of the Outlaw Nation regardless of what side of the guardrail you find yourself on!
[ Mason Moore ]: I don't like this Taj...I don't like this shit one bit!
[ THe OPW Immortal Champion Stephen Stratford stands his ground as Xavier Wolf, LA Johnny Stylez, Vincent Black, and Le'Andra Fury make their way down to the ring. Anicka Swan is even finally back up and on her feet standing behind Stratford as Stratford seemingly pushed to the center of the ring as he does his best to keep his eyes on each venomous snake now surrounding him. Johnny Stylez walks over and demands Royal Powerhouse's mic which Royal P brings over with a quickness. But the moment Johnny wraps his fingers around it and turns around Xavier Wolf is one step in front of him as he reaches out his hand and removes the mic from Johnny's posession as Johnny's face is overcome with RAGE and Xavier Wolf knows it and almost seems to enjoy it, as he holds his index finger up to Johnny Stylez as the former OPW Immortal World Champion walks over and immediatley gets in the current OPW Immortal Champion's face as the crowd pops huge as they see a face to face...errr nose 2 nose encounter from the best and brightest of OPW. Xavier offers a brief sly smile before it vanishes to the cold death stare he has given him every single time he has seen Stephen Stratford since it became clear that Stratford was partially responsible for his sister's incarceration. ]
[ Xavier Wolf ]: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT CHAMP! It isn't lost on me what tonight is exactly, nor am I over looking what you were just able to accomplish in this ring...SO allow me to be the first one to offer you some sincere congratulations because defeating Ms. Swan is anything but easy and just like anytime you go to WAR whenever you face her inside of this ring when the stakes are as high as they were here tonight you wind up leaving a piece of you out here in this ring and it becomes apart of this building and this company's history for as long as people deem it worth remembering. So please understand I don't do this with anything but genuine, justifiable motives...Because I am afgraid I have to ask you Stephen Stratford to continue taking pride and celebrating the monumental victory you just attained...Just please don't try and continue it out here because right now we NEED THE RING!!!! Any other night during any other time and this isn't even a conversation. It would be your ring to rule...But right here right now there is some business that needs handling...Just like there is SOME BUSINESS that WILL be HANDLED VERY VERY...VERY FUCKING SOON Mr. Stratford in the very near and clear future I assure you! But please go enjoy your succuessful title defense, while you can and we will see you at SHOWCASE HUH?
[ Stephen Stratford takes the OPW Immortal TITLE belt off his shoulder and holds one of the straps in his hand while he and Xavier Wolf are still nose to nose. Stephen Stratford's eyes then quickly dart around the ring as he looks at every one of their faces, and he stops and glares at the man who practically every single time he has seen him has had the exact same arrogant smirk plastered across his face...But not tonight. He can see beneath the rage in his eyes the fear of the unknown. So the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion walks forward bumping shoulders with Xavier Wolf as if Xavier Wolf wasn't standing directly in front of him and he walks up to the owner of Outlaw Pro Wrestling, LA Johnny Stylez with his hand extended. Johnny glares down at his extended hand and Johnny extends his as well as the two men shake hands as Stephen Stratford pulls Johnny Stylez forward and is whispering things into his ear as Johnny's eye brows raise as Johnny's eyes are next to dart around the ring seemingly sizing up every single person in the ring right now. As Stepehn Stratford finishes saying to Johnny what he had to we are able to catch or make out one thing he has said to him which is "I TRIED TO WARN YOU JOHNNY...GOOD LUCK TO YOU MATE!"
Xavier Wolf puts his hand on Stephen Stratford's shoulder and Stratford almost out of reaction quickly jerks his shoulder away from Xavier Wolf's grubby fingers as Stratford's eyes fill with rage as he looks up at XAvier Wolf just daring him to try putting his hands on him again. ANd the smile on Xavier's face let's the OPW Immortal Champion and every member of the Outlaw Nation know that on ANY OTHER night he'd be more than happy to oblige Mr. Straford's request, but there were more pressing concerns at the moment as Johnny some how wound up with a mic of his own. ]
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: OK you two have all NEXT SHOWCASE to continue yalls weirdo obsession with one another...RIGHT NOW I want...NO PHUCK THAT I DEMAND A MOTHER PHUCKIN EXPLANATION! I am hearing things X! Things that can't be correct. But then I walk up that ramp before this match ends and before I make my way behind the curtain Xavier you grab me by my arm just like you tried to do to the champ just a second ago and you said something to me I have been saying to myself in my head over and over again ever since...You know what this phuckin DooD TRiED TO TeLL Me ToKyO??? This mother phucker right here tried to tell me that
!!!!!IT'S OVER!!!!!!
BUT SEE I THOUGHT HE LEARNED HIS LESSON LAST WEEK!!!
Aint NOTHIN! NOT A GOT DAMN THING EVER OVER IN THIS COMPANY UNTIL I PHUCKIN SAY SO!!! Because as talented and as smart as you may be Xavier Wolf, the one thing around this BITCH that aint gunna EVER CHANGE is the simple fact that I am, was, and always
!!!!!F'N WILL BE!!!!!!
THE GOT DAMN BOSS!!!
THE GOT DAMN BOSS!!!
WHich again for those of you having trouble keeping score at home, means NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL I PHUCKIN SAY SO!!! Now I'm not exactly sure what it is you are refering to being over Xavier, but I am going to give you a moment or two to go grab a phuckin TWIX so you can chew over your next move and maybe even pick your next words even more carefully because it has been a long ass night and my patience is about USED UP! Which means I could snap at any moment and loose my phuckin temper...And I aint sittin here tryin to tell you or any of these people that I am anything like the Incredible Hulk...But I promise you BUBBA
!!!!YOU WON'T F'N LiKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!!!!
...DON'T BELIEVE ME??? TRY ME!!!
SO...What is it X? You look like you got somethin you wanna say BRUH? So if you got somethin you wanna say...Go ahead and let's hear it, but I'm warning you...
[ Xavier Wolf ]: I'm sorry...You are warning ME?
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: Yeah that's what I just...
[ Xavier Wolf ]: GOD DAMNIT JOHNNY FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE SHUT YOUR GOT DAMN MOUTH!!! Because I'm tellin you brother I know you a lot better than you think I do! I know when you go out of your way to turn on that Johnny Stylez....Let's call it CHARM because deep down it's the only thing you are able to do to help you feel like you are in control of a situation YOU CLEARLY AREN'T IN CONTROL OF! And over the last year you have obviously grown spoiled after getting your way practically at every single turn, and the saddest part about all of that at least from where I am sitting is that I played a role in making you that way! Which is why I know what I am fixing to tell you is going to be very hard for you to accept. But whether your accept it or not Johnny at this point is irrelevant, because it is INDEED TOO LATE...And even more so than that IT IS ALSO OVER! And I just want you to know that I truly wish it hadn't come to this Johnny! I really wish this wasn't the route we had to take, but at the end of the day you refused to change therefore robbing any of us from ever really having a choice when it came to how to not only handle, but survive and evolve from this situation! They all tried to tell me we would wind up here and for whatever reason I gave you the benefit of the doubt. Maybe I thought I could help lead you down a better path or at least hoped it would just naturally occur to you that if we were to survive and perserve everything we have all built in this company over the last year then some drastic changes were going to have to be made. But your arrogance is as blinding as it is insufferable Johnny Stylez and as I am sure you have been told a time or two by any or everyone that has ever stood by your side it is that arrogance that was going to ultimately be your UNDOING ONE DAY! And whether you can bring yourself to believe this or not Johnny, it saddens me deeply to inform you that day is TODAY!
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: Get the phuck outta here! Wait you're being phuckin SeRiOuS aren't you?...X...X LOOK AT ME...WHAT IN THE PHUCKIN PHUCK DID YOU DO?
[ Xavier Wolf ]: What did I do? No don't you dare try and turn this around on me. You want the person responsible for all of this you need to find a mirror Mr. Stylez! They say INSANITY is defined by a person continiously doing the same thing and expecting different results! You never missed an opportunity to bring up the fact that the names and legacies of MYSELF, MY PACK, and others that helped us paved the road underneath our very feet at this moment was almost scattered to the wind permantely because of the way we carried ourselves back in the old territory days. You never missed a chance to tell stories about how everyone would always cliq up and we would allow our own selfish, greedy, and foolish desires and point of view to destrtoy each and every single wrestling promotion we ever worked for! And yet here we are over a year since we have opened the doors and The SyNDiCaTe's perogative hasn't altered one IOTA! You ran that faction and this company no differently than we did a single one of those dead and forgotten wrestling promotions you openly mocked every single chance you got. ANd why Johnny? To rub some of our faces in it. To gain some manner of vengance or perhaps justice you felt you were owed but didn't get from back then? I mean for fucks sake you walked out during the last pay per view...Climbed in the ring with a man who had just went through a GOT DAMN WAR to reclaim a Championship that he had earned the old fashioned way...And you prey'd on his condition and walked out with your first piece of singles gold in years! DOn't you understand now Johnny? Because it was that night where it finally DAWNED ON ME! OPW was able to miracilously survive several situations that other promotions couldn't have or shouldn't have...But as I looked around and started putting two and two together I could no longer ignore than any and all of OPW's WARS, ENEMIES, and PROBLEMS had ONE COMMON DENOMINATOR! IT WAS, IS, and UNFORTUNATELY ALWAYS WILL BE YOU! Because for every shred of brilliance that you may have in that enigma of slaughtered braincells and bright ideas inside of your head I have never in my entire life or career seen someone get in their own got damn way as much as YOU! WHen we all originally took our places at your side it was because you made us believe in OPW and what it was you wanted to accomplish. But by the time DRUGS SEX AND ROCK N ROLL rolled round it became as clear as day we were just here to help you clean up
[ Xavier Wolf ]: We were all just here to protect your precious spot at the top and then clean up the various messes you were making! Johnny enough is enough! Yes The SyNDiCaTe deserves a fair amount of credit for bringing OPW to the level of prominence that we did....And as well as for establishing whatever credibility we may have. But at some point even you were going to be forced to acknowledge that OPW is and always has been more than just US! OPW IS AN ENTIRE NATION JOHNNY! It is a fortress comprised of several stones each responsible for a piece of it success in their own small way. EVEN FOCUS or DAMON RIGGS JOHNNY! And for me to say that...well...And that is how we wound up here, because you can't look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't fight it kicking and screaming, and if we aren't allowed to evolve then like most things that don't Johnny we would have perished and I know you don't want that! SO you have to go away for a while...Ohhh and let us also not forget that I made you a promise the day I arrived in New Edge Wrestling and you agreed to help me retrieve my beautiful wife from Norway by signing her to an OPW contract...YOU TRIED TO HAVE ME KILLED JOHNNY, and I promised you that one day I would come to collect on that debt...SO I guess we can consider that account closed...AMong other things
[ Xavier Wolf then looks behind him and nods. Le'Andra Fury and Vincent Black suddenly step forward and grab LA Johnny Stylez by his arms. Johnny's eyes widen as he glares up at Xavier Wolf with a look of shock and utter disbelief as Johnny almost starts laughing as he says... ]
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: You're phuckin kiddin me...What is this a phuckin citizens arrest?
[ Xavier Wolf ]: If Only Johnny...Ya know being the former Xtradition Champion I trust you'll be able to see the irony in the fact that the last stop on our International tour is an actual EXTRADITION COUNTRY!...See Johnny sometimes it pays to pay attention to the details...
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: This is bullshit...You got nothin!
[ Xavier Wolf ]: Don't I?
[ And then that is when the TOKYODOME is SWARMED...and we mean fricken swarmed with INTERPOL AGENTS in full riot gear running down the arena steps on all sides of the arena...and then we see FBI Section Chief Special Investigator John Rancour who has been working Johnny Stylez case ever since Johnny started committing petty crimes way way way back in the gap. Johnny sees that fat man he mocked several times taunting him saying that he WOULD NEVER live to see the day Johnny Stylez would go out in a pair of handcuffs....So As John Rancour walked he held in his hand a brand new shiney pair of handcuffs he had purchased for just this occasion. Johnny's eyes sunk as they shot over to Anicka Swan who was once again fighting back tears as Johnny's eyes of pure disappointment find their way to her. But they immediately shoot back to Xavier Wolf as John Rancour finally waddles his fat sweaty ass in the ring and pulls Xavier's arm so the mic is in front of his face. ]
[ Detective John Rancour ]: Mr. Stylez...JOHNNY BOY...I don't think I need to explain to you how so very long I have waited for this moment! I knew it was only a matter of time! And now thanks to the testimony of your "FRIENDS" here someone will be here to answer for the many crimes you and your accomplice Thomas Marke thought you would get away with. Johnny Stylez please know I take so much pride in being able to finally tell you
!!!!YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!!!!
ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW
You have the right to an attorney..If you cannot afford one...
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: Wait hold on Pork CHOP did you say Thomas Marke?
[ Detective John Rancour ]: Yes don't play dumb now! We've got it all! You are under arrest under the charges of fraud, extortion, trafficking in child pornography, as well as drug trafficking, illegal posession and distribution of firearms, conspiracy to commit murder in the first and second degree, arson, theft, grand theft...assault battery...Basically Johnny Stylez it's a good thing you made the most of your time as a free man because those days are over! You will be wearing ORANGE THE REST OF YOUR DAYS MY FRIEND, because we GOT YOU ON EVERYTHING!!!
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: Xavier...PHUCKIN WOLF...Well when I first met you you wanted to get away from the family name...Well I advised against it then, but now...Now that I know you aint nothin but a RAT PIECE OF SHIT...Maybe you change your name to that....If not just live with the fact that even if I have to bust out of every jail they try to put me in...As GOD AS MY PHUCKING WITNESS I WILL PERSONALLY CARVE THAT SHIT ON YOUR TOMBSTONE MY DUDE!!!
[ Xavier Wolf ]: No John...You won't...But should the day ever come where you prove me wrong again and I am forced to attone for this moment...Know that on that day I will stand across this ring from you fully prepared for whatever hand fate deals me that day!
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: Ohhhh NO...Well I mean yeah...I will BEAT YOU PHUCKIN BLOODY FOR THIS! But you hear me NOW...I will return the favor ten fold..I know right now it feels like you won...But rest assured it only seems that way X!...Most of these charges won't stick and you know it. I don't have the best lawer money can buy...I have the best fifty lawers money can buy!
[ Detective John Rancour ]: Ohhh about that Johnny...SInce the judge is wwell aware of your colorful past and given that some of your charges are financial in nature we had no choice but to freeze your assets so unless you got some kind of trust fund set up somewhere I would count myself fortunate if one of those fifty lawyers answered your call pal! Get him the hell outta my sight!
[ Suddenly this look comes over Johnny's face as one of the guards grabs a hold of his arm. His face turns beet red and its as if everyone in the ring under contract to OPW knows whats fixing to happen. Johnny then suddenly without warning just as John Rancour was fixing to tighten the second cuff, Johnny slams his head backwards right into the bridge of Det. John Rancour's nose and blood starts gushing everywhere. Johnny runs over to Anicka Swan grabs her by her cheeks and pulls her face towards his. He kisses her...He kisses her as passionately as he has ever kissed anyone ever in his entire life...After all for all he or we knew it just may very well be the last time it ever happen. But Johnny's sense of timing couldn't have been more on...One might even infer he has been in a situation like this a time or two before. Johnny drops down and rolls out of the ring as one of the riot squad INTERPOL agents lunges to try and catch him. He gets up and tries to go after him but ANicka trips them and two of them go fumbling through the middle rope as Xavier Wolf gives Anicka a look...You know that "REALLY?" look. Anicka's eyes immediatley lower as she doesn't have an answer for Xavier just a shrug of her shoulders. Xavier Wolf then turns and watches Johnny climb over the guardrail and takes off running through the crowd. Xavier chuckled as he silently found himself almost rooting for the blue haired bastard as he ran like his life depended on it. When Johnny makes it to the exit he turns back towards the ring, and everyone in the world knew exactly who he was looking at.
Xavier's eyes never budged. He didn't blink, he didn't casually look to his right or left. He and his former business partner just glared at one another from a distance undoubtedly playing their own version of the future in their heads making it all the way to the moment of their own triumph over the other and then freeze framing it so they both knew what they were fighting for goin forward. Johnny the extends his middle finger and then removes a pistol from a holster he keeps on the back of his pants as he raises the gun in the air and fires off a few rounds. This as of course you all could imagine creatres clear and utter pandmonium. Everyone starts running and Johnny Stylez vanishes faster than Batman after he is done talking to Commissioner Gordon. Everything then switches back to Xavier Wolf who is standing in the ring just laughing and shaking his head. He bends over and picks up Det John Rancour and dusts off his ugly sports coat and asks.. ]
[ Xavier Wolf ]: Look Detective...I need to talk to Johnny perhaps if you just let me talk to him I can calm down and get him to come along quietly!?
[ Detective John Rancour ]: Hmmm let me see how can I put this in a way you'll understand it the best?...FUCK TO THE NO! There how was that?
[ Xavier Wolf ]: So let me get this straight I'm offering to help bring him in quietly and your telling me no?
[ Detective John Rancour ]: I have been chasing after that arrogant son of a bitch since he was sixteen. I don't want him to come quietly. I want him cursing at every cop that moves, because we have our own way of dealing with guys who just don't want to come quietly.
[ Xavier Wolf ]: So you're tellin me there is no way you'll just let me talk to him?
[ Detective John Rancour ]: Um not unless you want to get locked up tonight as well. You want my advice whenever we get back stateside...Go visit him at Rikers?
[ Xavier Wolf ]: Wait RIKERS?...As in Rykers Island in New York? I thought he was going to Angola?
[ Detective John Rancour ]: He will...But whenever we fly back to the states he will be kept at Riker's until they are ready to transfer him. He will be there no longer than a few months. Why you live in New York or somethin?
[ Xavier Wolf ]: Yeah or somethin...OK well I guess that settles it then...
[ Detective John Rancour ]: Settles what?
[ Xavier Wolf then grabs Detective John Rancour by his sports coat and pulls him close and slams his head into the bridge of his nose and he hits the ground even more blood gushing out of his nose. Xavier Wolf then bends down on both knees locking his fingers behind his head as three of the INTERPOL agents rush him and put his hands behind is back handcuffing him. Anicka Swan looks at Xavier Wolf with a WTF ARE YOU DOIN FACE. As Xavier Wolf just smiles and winks at his long time friend as we then switch backsage.
We see LA Johnny Stylez hiding behind the corner where his office was. He now has a black beanie covering up his blue hair. He has his back up against the wall and we see his mouth moving as he must be praying these INTERPOL agents just pass him up...And for some strange reason God answers that prayer as we hear them say that they had already checked the office and they didn't find. Johnny then removes his phone from his back pocket and we see him mouth the word....PHUCK before dropping it on the ground and then stomping on it a few times and then leaving it there. He then quickly makes it up a flight of stairs as fans are being slowly allowed out of the arena as the cops are checking to make sure Johnny doesn't escape. SO Johnny is then forced to reroute from the door.
We see him patting himself down for his phone but then he recalls he was forced to destroy his phone. He looks ahead and sees three white dudes and two white females headed in an opposite direction. Johnny quickly runs up to them and then once again thanks God because he hears them speaking English. Johnny Stylez never thought he'd be so glad to hear an Australian accent again in his life. ]
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: Hey guys listen I'm in a bit of a bind and yall would be doin me a HUGGGGE solid if you let me borrow your phone right quick.
[ Aussie One ]: Sure thing mate just as long as you don't...Eh wait a minute, no nFUCKIN WAY...You're LA Johnny Stylez aren't ya? Listen gurate ending to the shooh! You Americans and your crazy storylines...The you getting arrested thing...It seemed so bloody...
!!!!BAM!!!!!!
JOHNNY STYLEZ PUNCHES THIS FRIENDLY AUSSIE DUDE IN THE DICK!!!
[ WHY? Is probably what you are wondering...Hmm let's see?
1. He didn't have time to sit here and have this conversation with a WRESTLING FAN about his storylines...What did this dip shit know about any of that...Got damn lousy couch booker...
2. Johnny needs to keep movin
3. Their girls were UGGGGGGGLYYYYYYY
4. Hasn't exactly been the best night and dick punching some chump made him feel better
Johnny quickly takes the phone and dials a number as quick as he can. He waits for a few moments while it rings until we hear a somewhat familiar voice pick up on the other end that we can't quite make out presently. ]
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: HEY IT'S ME...YOU WERE RIGHT!...ABOUT WHAT? ABOUT PHUCKING ALL OF IT! Yeah the got damn INTERPOL are phuckin everywhere! if I make it outta here it'll be a got damn miracle...But I've been in tight situations before...And Im not just talking about your MOM's...What? Yes I realize this is hardly the time! Look I aint sure how bad this is going to get, but if it is as bad as I think it is then I don't think I have to even tell you what that means...SO no matter what the next time you see or hear from me JUST BE READY...OK I'm walkin up to the limo now...I'll give ya a shout in a little bit!
[ Johnny Stylez walks up to the limo where the driver is outside of the limo with his hat down smoking a cigarette. Johnny runs up all frantic... ]
[ LA Johnny Stylez ]: OTIS...Come on BRUH we gotta get goin man...SOme shit went down WE GOTTA HAUL ASS OUTTA HERE...
[ Limo Driver ]: Yeah see there is only one problem with that...
[ The LIMO driver walks around to where Johnny is standing and lifts his head. Johnny's face sinks even lower when he notices it isn't his limo drivr Otis...It's the man he stole the OPW Xtradition Championship from at the last pay per view and Johnny was fixing to find out why they call him THE KING OF PAIN... ]
[ KOP ]: OTIS DOESN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE BRUH!!!
!!!!BAM!!!!!
KOP GIVES JOHNNY AN UPPERCUT THAT WOULD MAKE DEEBO PROUD!!!
[ And just as Johnny lands on the concrete he looks to his right and he sees a pair of wrestling boots. And just when Johnny silently took a sliver of comfort in the fact that there was absolutely no way this could have possibly gone any worse....It up't and got much worse...As he found himself glaring at Dane Preston who had this smug shit eating grin on his face as he held what looked like the remote to a ROKU TV. ]
[ "FXR" Dane Preston ]: Rough night Johnny Boy?...Yeah let me tell ya. At first when Damon put me up to this I have to admit I was a little skeptical...But then I rememberd it was you and...
[ Dane Preston presses a button on the remote and then all of a sudden ]
!!!!BOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
THE LIMO EXPLODES INTO A THOUSAND PIECES...
[ "FXR" Dane Preston ]: Now we all know that wasn't exactly an RV, but we figure the irony wouldn't be lost on ya...Take a deep breathe John, and remember it, because it is the last you take as a free man!!!
[ The last thing he sees is Dane Preston standing over him lifting up his leg and then slamming it down on Johnny's face and then suddenly the scene goes black. ]
...A FeW MoMENTZ LaTeR!!!
[ Suddenly the back of the paddy wagon opens up and we see Xavier Wolf humming to himself when the doors suddenly swing open. Two men carry Johnny's unconcious body in and drop him on the floor. Xavier Wolf stopped humming when he saw them. But once they exited the vehicle the doors slammed shut and we hear the sound of locks locking as Xavier Wolf starts humming to himself again as the scene fades to black while LA Johnny Stylez is being carted off to jail for a very very long time. ]
In other words Outlaw Pro Wrestling
...IT'S OVER
...Or IS IT?
...Or IS IT?
A little over three hundred and sixty five days ago ladies and gentlemen it was this infamous moment during this infamous evening that gave us one of the single most shocking, exciting, and unforgettable moments in the history of pro wrestling as we the wrestling fans all tuned in and watched in shock and awe as we all seemingly saw the end of a promotion, an era, and a legacy that not only changed pro wrestling but also helped shape the very foundation that it proudly stands on TODAY! Outlaw Pro Wrestling was an ambitious, unique, and passionate promotion that bridged the gap between generations of pro wrestling fans as their old school IN YOUR FACE style product brought to life by an unforgettable cast of crazy characters that was the perfect blend of seasoned veterans and fresh faced newcomers that inspired fans and the wrestlers themselves to remember why their love of pro wrestling was as passionate as it was obsessive. Cutting edge storylines and jaw dropping in ring action was the mark of any and every single Outlaw Pro Wrestling program that ever aired live, and slowly but surely week by week their popularity and superiority was growing by leaps and bounds and was becoming a voice that not only WOULDN'T BE SILENCED...BUT COULDN'T.
...Ya know UNTIL IT DID!
As we have seen countless times throughout human history success, especially on the level Outlaw Pro Wrestling was beginning to reach comes with it's own set of pitfalls, troubles, mistakes, and downfalls. Often times juggernauts like Outlaw Pro Wrestling seemingly grow too big too fast and sooner or later wind up collapsing underneath the weight of their own success and short comings, because despite all of the things that made Outlaw Pro Wrestling GREAT it was a place constantly mired in controversy, chaos, and of course DRAMA.
For those of you that don't know Outlaw Pro Wrestling was originally founded by three men. Operating out of the French Quarter in New Orleans Louisiana the small time wrestling promotion got its fresh start after the ICONIC PRO WRESTLING POWERHOUSE known as New Edge Wrestling closed it's doors for good after a brief stint of trying to once again establish itself atop the pro wrestling perch as the greatest wrestling promotion in the world. But due to many of the same issues that lead to it's downfall before New Edge's doors would eventually close leaving many of the stars New Edge had managed to gather under one banner without a home. Which is when one of if not the BIGGEST STARS in the history of New Edge Wrestling formed an alliance with two other ICONZ from pro wrestlings past to bring about a wrestling promotion that was unlike any other wrestling promotion before or since.
As fans we have watched our beloved sport evolve over time, and OPW founding fathers LA Johnny Stylez, Brandon Moore and Xavier WOlf shared the point of view that pro wrestling had reached a state of regression and if something wasn't done and done soon pro wrestling would dig itself into a dark and depressing hole it may never climb out of. SO through various means of funding Johnny Stylez, Xavier WOlf, and Brandon Moore were able to scrape together enough change to get the promotion off the ground. Xavier Wolf opted out of taking a role in the actual day to day operations of running the wrestling promotion especially after they were forced to turn to Xavier's eldest brother and pro wrestling LIVING LEGEND and EVIL ICON KAL X WOLF to put up the last bit of funding that was needed to get OPW off the ground.
But it wasn't long before all T's were crossed and i's dotted and Outlaw Pro Wrestling became a reality and it didn't take long for the upstart promotion to find success. SO much so that after their first Pay Per View event WrestleCaDe I OPW was picked up by one of TV's biggest and most popular brands The HOME BOX OFFICE, or HBO as they are more commonly known. Yet suffice to say the executives at HBO were very eager to add this rowdy, innovative, and star studded roster to it’s already stellar line up of programing especially since the disastrous end of Game of Thrones, HBO executives were grasping at anything and everything that might help keep the wide range of viewers they had from taking their streaming dollars elsewhere! That along with the coaxing of one of their “PRODUCERS” and before we knew it Outlaw Pro Wrestling had found a home on a world wide streaming service and was more than ready to step into the spotlight they knew they were destined to!
However due to some inner turmoil behind the scenes Johnny Stylez was forced to fight off a desperate Coop in order to keep his brand afloat after his cousin and former owner of New Edge Wrestling, Jesse Styles along with longtime associate Tyler Knowles had begun talking backstage about wanting to run their own thing and just before the news about their signing with HBO broke Jesse and Knowles made a mad dash for power and seemingly divided the roster in half.
Now there are no physical recordings, documents, or anything of the like that can prove a single word that was said, but from my well placed sources I was able to gather that when Johnny Stylez was made aware of what was going on things got ugly and got ugly SUPER QUICK! It even appeared for a while that Outlaw Pro Wrestling wasn’t going to survive the blow, but after Johnny was able to negotiate and keep most of his top end talent and selling off the percentages that once belonged to Jesse Styles and Fried Chicken Mogul Sam Laramie HBO and two other silent partners were brought in to help financially stabilize the rising pro wrestling powerhouse…And on the first HBO televised event it was revealed that Johnny’s new partner in this venturee was none other than long time HEATED AND HATED RIVAL the one and only former 5x New Edge Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion Roger Wright!
…So imagine my shock when quite literally three hundred and sixty five days after that fateful night @internatonal Incident when our former employer and one of the greatest to ever lace a pair was carted away in handcuffs never to be heard from again…Well at least not until these or at least that is how it appeared this past Friday when had seemingly received this phone call…
As our dashing guest narrator and co-host this evening recounts the events that lead him to this precise moment we see random clips from the International Incident pay per view that switch every few seconds.
We see shots of The SyNDiCaTe arriving together in force and making their way down to ringside.
LA Johnny Stylez and The Enforcer standing at the guardrail holding up one of the fans signs as they did in countless arenas across the country during the first massively successful run.
Johnny standing with the mic speaking to a very rowdy Tokyo crowd while former OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion Vhodka Marie is doing everything she can to contain herself which as history recalls that is a fight she most definitely loses
Fading into the next shot of her marching over and yanking the mic out of Johnny’s hand as he turns and looks as his eyes are stretched so wide and his face reveals such bewilderment it’s almost as if Vhodka suddenly sprouted Pamela Anderson sized boobies that only continued to grow larger with every jagged word fell from her lips.
Which of course the slowly fades to Vhodka showing her back to Johnny while he was on another one of his long winded tirades that he was using to attempt to get the troops to fall back in line. But Johnny steps forward places his hand on Vhodka’s shoulder and he forces her to spin around and when she does, she without thinking swiftly and soundly slammed her leg inbetween Johnny’s legs perfectly punt kicking him in his Ca$H-n-PRi$eZ!!!
Johnny smacks the ground face turning blue writhing in agony clutching at his jewels while Vhodka unhooks the OPW Southern Heavyweight Title from arounds his waist and hands it to her lover the one and only Vincent Black as she peels off her SyNDiCaTE tshirt and throws it in Johnny’s face, which sends the fans into a frenzy? (Which still to this day confuses the shit out of us but that is another subject entirely so we move on!)
And as the steady random clips continue to play we suddenly hear the voice of one of Johnny’s lawyers Mr. Greer received on Thursday of last week…
Bert Goldbloom: Yes Mr. Greer this is Jackson Albright from Mr. Bert Goldbloom’s office from the Lexington Law FIrm in New Orleans, we were supposed to meet for an interview regarding the case of LA Johnny Stylez for the piece you were doing, but it saddens me to inform you that Mr. Goldbloom, unfortunately, is going to be forced to cancel your meeting altogether. Normally we would try and reschedule but something has come up that is going to drastically alter things and regretfully I’m afraid that is all I can share with you at this point and time. Especially with the trial set to begin bright and early Monday morning I seriously doubt anyone from our office will have anything that even remotely resembles spare time. However I can tell you that what just plopped into our laps is going to make things very very interesting…SO if I were you Mr. Greer I would keep a sharp eye on whichever source you use to watch the news because if what we have can be confirmed it will definitely change EVERYTHING! Thank you for your time and again we sincerely apologize and hopefully we will be able to work something out later in the future thank you!
Scene then switches back to Greer’s desk as he rolls his eyes while he listens to Johnny’s lawyer give him the PC protocol apology they give after completely fucking someone over, that he has undoubtedly has memorized by now. Greer’s face fills with anger and disappointment as he leans back lowering the phone from his face as he curses extremely loud as he hums his Iphone into his computer screen cracking the screen in the process, and after he lifts his face from his hands and sees the damage he had done, he begins to cure much quicker as his fingers frantically dance around the keys while he is trying to assess just exactly how bad the damage is…
Mr. Greer: No, no , no come on come on fuckfuckfukfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck….GOT DAMNIT!!!
Mr. Greer’s head then falls back into his hands, as the scene slowly fades out…
…4 HouRZ n 19 MiNuTE$ LaTeR
We fade back into same scene from earlier only the room is much darker as everyone seems to have gone home to enjoy their Memorial Day weekend . The only light illuminating the room is the dim light coming from Greer’s busted laptop as he sits at his desk with a very large styrofoam cup next to an small empty bottle of Jack Daniels as well as two empty boxes of gushers with empty torn open wrappers scattered all over the desk. He leans back in his chair grabbing his vape as he presses the button in the center as he presses it to his lips and takes a deep breath in. He then releases his hand from the button and pulls the vape from his lips and exhales the smoke through his nostrils as he glares at the screen on his desk that is playing the International Incident pay per view. We can barley see Vhodka Marie coming down to the ring to cost LA Johnny Stylez the OPW Xtradition Championship against “The Producer” Joe Montouri later on in the evening. He then wheels his chair back up to the desk and clicks the button below the space bar causing the video to stop as the piece he was working on for the one year anniversary of the arrest of Johnny Stylez and the apparent end of Outlaw Pro Wrestling.
He can only see the bottom left of the screen as everything is else has turned black due to the large crack at the top right of the screen. Greer goes to reach for another bag of GUSHERS but only comes back with an empty bag that seemingly still had one single gusher left that immediately falls onto the floor. Greer’s eyes close as he looks up towards the heavens and poses the question…
Greer: GOD WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!!
Greer completely decides to ignore the 5 second rule as he bends down frantically reaching for the small tiny piece of fruit snack GLORY that may contain the only piece of happiness that exists in this world for him. The search them calls for him to immediately leave his chair when suddenly his Iphone lights up and begins to vibrate startling Greer as his head shoots up and smacks the top corner of the desk. The poor journalist screams out more explatives as he sits up leaning his back against the desk as his hand finallyis able to grab the phone stopping the annoying sound it makes while vibrating against the desk. He looks down at the cracked screen and then looks over at the large clock on the wall as the bright red numerals indicate it is MIDNIGHT on the dot. He is unable to see the name of the person calling him so he decides what the hell…Slides his finger praying to God his cell phone isn’t in the shit shape his laptop is in, and as he presses the phone to his ear we see a faint smile shoot across his face as we are able to faintly hear a voice on the other end…
Voice: Uhhhh hello?...HELLO?...WHAT THE PHUCK HELLO?
Greer: Yeah, uh…hello…I’m here…Yeah…I’m here hello, can you hear me?
Voice: Yeah I can hear you asshat can you hear me?
Greer: Wait…who is this?
Voice: Well hold up there PHUCK MOOK…Is this Greer? The dood who used to head up the OPW internet, and did those lame dick kiss ass podcast shows or whatever?
Greer: Uh yeah, I mean I dunno if I’d call it all that but yeah this is him…Who in the hell is this?
Voice: This is LA Johnny Stylez, what the phuck is the matter with you? You are either drunk or trying to talk to me with a friggin mouthful of gushers…Chew, swallow, and PAY ATTENTION dip shit because you are going to want to hear what I have to tell ya!
Greer: Look…It’s been a very long, very shitty fucking day…SO if this is Richard down in accounting look just because your name is DICK doesn’t mean you have to act like one! Don’t you have anything better to do then prank call me at Midnight on a uhh…uhhh
Voice: Well it’s now officially Friday MoRoN…And no this isn’t RIchard from accounting! Now get your head out of your ass because I don’t have all phucking day yerd?
Greer: SO this is really LA Johnny Stylez?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah mother phucker I thought we established that already?
Greer: OK…Who was the first person to qualify for the Stairway 2 Heaven match?
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhh…Scotty Adams! Ask me a hard one!
Greer: OK who was the last Youngblood CHAMPION???
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh a trick question NICE! Well technically it was Ophelia Pain, but she won a Unification match that unified the XKoRE and Youngblood titles making her the first PureBlood Champion, but really the LAST Youngblood Champion was that ASSHAT Parody! There are we done with this foolishness???
Greer: Ohh my sweet baby Jesus it really is you!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah, yeah try not to pee on yourself huh? Now listen I already dun told ya I donb’t have much time! How soon can you get to New York?
Greer: Wait aren’t you in prison how are you calling me?
LA Johnny Stylez: Look I know asking stupid questions is your job and shit…And I promise you there will be time for all of that, but right phucking now I need you PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR PHUCKING ASS CRACK AND TELL ME HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE YOU TO GET TO NEW YORK PHUCKING CITY!!!
Greer: Uhh…um…Uhh I dunno a few hours pending there is actually a flight out of New Orleans to New York anytime soon?
LA Johnny Stylez: Look phuck all of that just get your ass to the New Orleans airport in two and a half hours! If you aren’t there then I’ll consider you the biggest dumb ass on the planet and get someone else…
Greer: But wait aren’t you ya know in prison how are we supposed to…?
LA Johnny Stylez: TWO HOURS DICKHEAD…If I were you I’d get movin!
*CLICK*
…And just like that he hung up in my face like he has hung up in everyone’s face over the course of his career that spans a good three decades...
SO I then did as I was commanded. I jumped up and quickly headed home. I grabbed a change of clothes, all the things I would need to properly conduct this interview and I booked the eariliest flight I could out of New Orleans and straight to THE CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMZ ARE MADE OF!
I checked into the hotel room and quickly grabbed my phone and texted the number I was told to and after ten minutes my phone began to vibrate. I grabbed it opened up my messages and all there was was an address. SO I got dressed packed my bag and most of my private stash of GUSHERS and went outside to hail a cab. WHich much to my surprise it was just like I had seen in all the TV shows and movies where I just walked outside held my hand up and someone quickly pulled up on the side of the road and asked me where I was headed. I gave him the address and asked if he knew where it was and middle aged African American gentlemen turned around with a smile that indicated he knew something I didn't as he replied...
Willy THe Cab Driver: BJ's...You tryin to go to BJ's? You aint from round here are ya?
Greer: No, I guess not...I'd ask what gave it away, but I'm gunna go ahead and say the big fucking HOTEL behind me was the first big clue! Why what's wrong with...I'm sorry what did you say the name of that place was?
WIlly The Cab Driver: BJ's! It's a strip club not too far from here! And well if you wanna know what's really wrong with the joint I'll tell ya, but it's gunna wind up costing ya because the amount of time it's gunna take us to drive there aint gunna be enough to properly warn ya. But I will say this podnuh, most tourists that go there don't leave too angry ya dig? Just ask for the "Top Floor Special" if you...
Greer: Look I'm not here lookin for any of that! I'm here because I'm supposed to interview someone.
WIlly The Cab Driver: Ohh yeah who?
Greer: LA Johnny Stylez...You...
Willy The Cab Driver: You mean that muddah fucker who used to own that rasslin place and that porn website?
Greer; SO you have heard of him?
WIlly The Crab Driver: Shit at this point everyone in New York know who he is...Aint you heard?
Greer: Heard? Heard what?
Willy: SHIT...Sit back and enjoy the ride...If you really here to talk to him I'm sho you are in for an interesting night indeed my friend!
SO I sighed and sat back as WIlly turned up his radio and I realized in all of the excitiment I had gotten my days jumbled. I realized Johnny's trial was set to begin on Monday...But apparently all of that shit had been called off and as it was made very clear on the radio Johnny was due to be released from prison PRONTO, only no one has been able to locate him for the last six hours! I slept the entire plane ride, and I was in such a got damn hurry when I got here I realized I hadn't stopped at all to see what had been going on in the world around me! And HOLY FUCKING SHIT what a terrible time for me to do that! Here I am working on this documentary for the one year anniverseary of Johnny's incarceration and the subsequent end of OPW...And then out of the blue he calls me and tells me to get my ass to New York City, so I get here and find out that he is no longer incarcerated, but now apparently I am headed to some DIVE of a strip club in Brooklyn to sit face to face to interview the man himself.
SO as I dig around in my bag grabbing a bag of gushers I pop a few in my mouth and can't help but smile as I couldn't help but silently congratulate myself because things were most definitely looking for me! There probably wasn't a journalist in this country...Shit maybe we
Mr. Greer: Well first of all Mr. Stylez I want to personally thank you for agreeing to sit down with me when you could literally sit down with any other journalist or interviewer in the world. I only bring it up because it kinda is the point of my first question, because I can’t be the only one that is curious as to why of all people did you choose me for your first interview since the International Incident pay-per-view a little over a year ago?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well slow your roll for a second there slick! Before you go emailing your Mommy and silently jerking yourself off to images of you being awarded the Pulitzer for your journalistic chops let us be perfectly clear I didn’t choose you for anything that has to do with that, because yes while I am happy to admit there are far worse journalists than you with much better gigs than you got! I mean seriously…the asshats at NBC gave Jimmy Fallon who is quite possibly the worst SNL cast member of all time and that phuck mook who couldn’t keep it together during his sketches sits in the same seat Television ICON Johnny Carson sat in doing the same job he did! But I am getting way off the path here Mr. Greer…For phucks sakes what is your other name I can’t sit here and call you Greer all night long that name is just…well it’s awful!
Mr. Greer: Yeah I’m not very fond of it myself…But I can’t change it I’m not a stripper! But you can call me Trent or Trenton if you want to…It’s what my Momma called me forever…Still does as a matter of fact!
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhhh…I mean it’s not ideal, but a marked improvement none the less! But not to worry every single person I came with here tonight has a stage name so they’d be more than happy to help you come up with yours!
Mr. Greer: Mr. Stylez?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah Trent?
Mr. Greer: The question?
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh shit you’re right! Sorry all this free space and shit is kinda phr…FREAKING ME OUT YA KNOW?
Mr. Greer: No I don’t I’m afraid I’ve never been to prison!
LA Johnny Stylez: LIAR!
Mr. Greer: No…I’ve been to jail, not prison. Not much difference but still a distinction none the less!
LA Johnny Stylez: TRUE STORY! OK…OK….QUESTION!...Wait what was it again!
Trenton Greer: Why did you choose me to be the first person you spoke to publicly since the events that unfolded during the International Incident pay per view a little over a year ago?
LA Johnny Stylez: Honestly?
Trenton Greer: I thought that was sort of implied, but yes please…
LA Johnny Stylez: K, well there are two main reasons I chose you Mistah GREER! Well three now that I’m thinking about it, but the first and the third are the same…
Trenton Greer: Are those reasons because you knew I would have GIUSHERS?
LA Johnny Stylez: BINGO! Dude what are you like some kind of a WIZARD?
Trenton Greer: No, but it’s the first thing you asked me when I walked up…And it’s really what those two terribly frightening tiny body guards were searching me for before they let me anywhere near you…And I have only asked you one question so far and already the three of you have completely annihilated my emergency stash!
LA Johnny Stylez: Bah don’t worry about that…You see that phuckin mook by the door with the two black eyes and black bra wrapped around his neck and holding up his arm like a sling?
Trenton Greer: Uhh is that a trick question because like how do you not see that dude? He kinda looks like James Ceno did after he was caught peeping in the women’s locker room forty five minutes before you fired him!
LA Johny Stylez: Yeah cept he had one of the girl’s panties over his face like a got damn luchadore mask! Mr. Greer I believe this interview will go much better if we were to start doing some drinking…So hows about a couple of shots huh?
Trenton Greer: You asked like it was a question, but I don’t really have a say in this do I?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well holy shit you aren’t as stupid as you look!...Hey Jayden sweetheart, two shots of…Whatever for me and the DILDO…I mean journalist here huh?
Jayden James: Sure thing Johnny…anything else?
LA Johnny Stylez: We can discuss that later, but keep em comin dear we are celebrating ReMeMBeR?
Jayden James: Well I didn’t get all dressed up and come with you down to this portable toilet of a strip club for anything less!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh don’t you worry your pretty head MaMa…We are going somewhere much classier in just a bit…Probably soon as this is over!
Jayden James: Well we will never get there if you can’t even get passed the man’s first fricken question!
BRAZZER’s porn star Jayden James who is looking exceptionally GoRGeOuS THIS EVENING shoots the men a flirty smile as Greer puts one finger on the tip of his nose and uses his other hand to point at Jayden as Johnny rolls his eyes and reaches for his pack of cigarettes on the bar. Jayden sets the two shots of whiskey down in front of them as Johnny raises his and uses his eyes to motion for his interviewer to do the same. The two men raise their glasses clink them together and both throw back the shots and both make the exact same face as they both shake their heads the exact same way and both reach for their cigarettes pop it in their mouth cup their hands and light it. THey both take a drag while looking at the other with one raised eye brow and then exhale the smoke as Johnny using his fingers motions for Greer to hand over something. Greer rolls his eyes and reaches into his satchel (man purse) and pulls out a bright yellow pack of GUSHERS. He hesitates and then leans over holding it in Johnny’s direction as Johnny quickly leans over and snatches it out of Greer’s hand and rips open the bag like he was raised in a got damn cave reaches in grabs two and plops them in his mouth. Greer goes to speak, but Johnny holds his finger out calling for absolute silence while he enjoys the sweet sexy taste of GUSHERS…and FREEDOM! HE takes a moment or five longer than he should have, but this is his time and he is very much aware of it. THen after a few moments when Johnny is done being an asshole, he sits back in his chair takes another slow drag from his cigarette and interrupts Greer by finally answering the question he has been asked twice already!
LA Johnny Stylez: No but the real reason I asked you here Trenton Greer, is because while I sat in that got damn shit hole for slightly over a year I did all kinds of thinking! Because I won’t lie to ya homie…I’m friggin LA Johnny Stylez DooD! SO like if you or anyone else fooled yourselves into thinking I spent the last year of my life like some phucking schmuck who was doing a dime for armed robbery, was spent pressing license plates, picking up people’s trash and avoiding gang rape in the shower and shit you got it all wrong! My stay at Riker’s Island was as comfortable as money could possibly buy! But be that as it may at the end of the day it was still phucking prison and it still phucking sucked balls, because it took me longer than I expected to get the guards on my side and in my pocket, but once the smarter ones explained to the STOOPIDER ONEZ…That not only did I own Outlaw Pro Wrestling, but I am also the majority owner of their favorite SPANK BANK, well let’s just say that was when things drastically improved for yourz truly! But the point is…Like I said while it was the ideal way to go through a year in the can..It was still a year in the can and after the circumstances which I was put in that bitch I still felt every got damn second, of every got damn minute of every got damn day tick by. Four months in I was convinced it was only a matter of time before I drove myself phucking mad with RAGE because all I could think about was getting my got damn hands on those responsible for putting me in here! And it was about six months in until I finally acknowledge and accepted a small teeny tiny detail I avoided like Vhodka Marie avoids a bra with a
!!!!!F’N D-CuP!!!!!
…Or Like Just A Bra In General, Unless Her Nipples Need Support…Which IS..Well EW!!
But there I go getting off topic again! Because do you wanna know what that detail I was purposely over looking was Mr. Greer?
Trenton Greer: Uhh…that you were among the ones responsible for putting you in the clink for over a year?!?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well I’ll be GOT DAMNED! Yeah! That’s it…Like exactly it! How did you know that?...It’s like you are in my phuckin head or something?
Trenton Greer: I appreciate you saying that, but I gotta be honest with ya Johnny and look this is going to sound way worse than I actually mean it I promise you…But I’m pretty sure the only one who wasn’t able to see that clearly from jump street…Was well ya know…
!!!!!Y.O.U.!!!!!
…The Re$T oF US KiNNA HaD A FRoNT RoW SeaT My DuDe, NaH MeaN???
But ya know I like say that with all due respect and shit!...Johnny! Come on bruh why are you looking at me like that? Johnny?...Jo…
LA Johnny Stylez: Yo….STOP TALKING!!! Like really…SHUSH IT! Now if I was able to reach such a profound conclusion like my own guilt in my present circumstances then one might be able to deduce I was able to reach another two conclusions of my own as I may have been in an entirely different surroundings but my year inside that phucking shit box wasn’t all that different from a year those phuckin ninja monks from Kung Fu movies go up in the mountains and spend a year in silence and shit. Because when you do nothing but think and run things over in your mind literally all got damn day. While I was working out which was a good chunk of the day as you can see for yourself…While I was eating…While I was taking a shower or a shit…ANd even when I was phucking sleeping my mind continued to replay these scenarios over and over and over again. Because for once in my life Mr. Greer…I literally
!!!!!HaD IT ALL!!!!!
….And I Fought For And EARNED EVERY MOTHER FUCKING INCH OF IT!!!
Asshats who used to scoff at me, and talk about me like I was some kind of joke were accepting PAY CHECKS SIGNED BY ME! People who hated the literal ground I walked on still got up, came to work, and spilled their blood, sweat, and tears out in that ring for the three letters that were printed at the center of the canvas! Fans who did nothing but boo me out of any and every arena I phucking stepped foot in chanted OPW, OPW, OPW so loud that it still echoes in my brain when I sit alone in silence sometimes! And even though those greedy self serving, self righteous, greedy PHUCKIN DOUCHE BAGZ took it upon themselves to take it from me, from what I understand they may have knocked down OPW but they still used the foundation we poured and cemented to build their empire upon! SO I’m sure somewhere on your little notepad there you can’t wait to ask me what my thoughts are on the promotion that was built and created after being torn from my very fingers…And well as I’m sure you and everyone else knows I have more than a lot to say about them, but I’ll tell ya right now some of it may surprise ya! Because as much as I want to sit here and rattle off insult after insult and tear it down like I know they tore me down behind my back, at the end of the day I really
!!!!F’N CAN’T!!!!
…Wait That’s Not TRUE…YES I CAN!!!!
I guess the correct word is WON’T! Because deep down I took and still very much so take solace in the FACT!...NOT OPINION MR. GREER…FROM THE ABSOLUTE PUT IT IN A SCIENCE TEXT BOOK TEACH A GOT DAMN CLASS ON IT PHUCKING FACT…That if you remove Outlaw Pro Wrestling from the equation entirely then there never is, was or would have been
!!!!!A F’N FIGHT TO BEGIN WITH!!!!
…Less You Count Who’s TuRN IT WAS TO DO THE JeRKiN IN THE CIRCLE!!!
SO to finally get down to it and answer your first question Mr. Greer the main reason I chose to do this with you instead of Ellen Degeneres, Bob Costas, Drew Brees or any other big name schmuck who is ultra famous because they stand next to other famous people and ask them questions, is because I wanted someone with a direct line to the pro wrestling fans themselves. Because while I was in the clink I have to admit I spent more time than I have in my entire career thinking and caring about what they thought! I spent a got damn lifetime going out of my way on several occasions to piss them off to the point they mentally said PHUCK the CONSEQUENCES and risked jumping the guardrail because they knew slamming their fist into my face would have made them feel better about themselves and their entire lives for ten seconds until either I or security got their hands on them and then we would reintroduce them to their reality the very hard way! But then for a year when my business was getting them to fill arenas night in and night out somewhere along the way I found that despite what I did or said it did matter to me…WHat they thought about the shows we put on, the things we did, the matches we had! And more times than I care to recall or admit over the past year the one method I was most fond of for passing the time was thinking about or plotting what I would do differently when I was released and allowed to resume my role at the head of the greatest PRO WRESTLING KINGDOM THIS WORLD HAS OR WILL EVER PHUCKING KNOW!...So point blank I chose you Mr. Greer because the only people I cared to address first or even at all wasn’t the dip shits responsible for putting me here, wasn’t the droves, flocks, armies, and conglomerates of every day douche bags who have suddenly taken an interest in me and my present predicament because three days from now I was supposed to be directly in the middle of the biggest public trial since the OJ Simpson trial…And I mean the circus sells itself..Pro RASSLER and owner of one of the largest porn distributors on the planet who also has been able to duck and dodge the hammer of JUSTICE ever since I was just a juvenile delinquent…The majority of the United States two faced hypocritical population would have shown up in droves everyday calling for my head! SO phuck every last one of them…And yes PHUCK EVERY GOT DAMN SELF SERVING DOUCHE DONKEY THAT HAD A HAND IN PUTTING ME HERE, but that isn’t even close to the things I have been literally aching, dying, wishing, hoping and even PRAYING I would get a chance to
!!!!!!SAY!!!!!!
I WANTED TO SPEAK TO THE WRESTLING FANZ AND LET THEM KNOW THE KING HAS RETURNED AND THAT THEY ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO STAND BESIDE OR BEHIND ME WHILE I AND EVERYONE ELSE GET READY TO FIGHT UNTIL WE LITERALLY TAKE EVERY GOT DAMN SCRAP OF IT BACK AND THEN SOME!
…ANd of course to tell them to perhaps put the kiddiez to bed because this fight as most fights that involve YOURZ TRULY tend to be will most likely sooner rather than later become an entirely different breed of VIOLENT, BLOODY, and JUST DOWN RIGHT PHUCKING DISTURBING! Because just like last time Mr. Greer the one thing we are all fighting for underneath the OPW banner is of course gold, glory, and all that greatness bull crap. But the one and only prize any of us are truly after is, was and always phucking will be is
!!!!!I.M.M.O.R.T.A.L.I.T.Y.!!!!!
…AND WE WON’T F’N STOP UNTIL WE F’N GET IT, GOT IT?!?!
But the human race will go the way of the dinosaurs before that one ever reaches an actual climax, pun very much intended! Next question…and Ms. James…NOTHER SHOT PLEASE AND THANK YOU MAM!
Mr. Greer: OK we will come back to FiGHT in just a little bit, but before that I think I as well as the wrestling fans you wanted to speak to would like to know exactly how and why you were released from prison mere days before what you and countless others have referred to as the “biggest circus trial since OJ?” And while we are on the subject why go through all the trouble of breaking out knowing they were going to release you anyway?
LA Johnny Stylez: Because the United States government, and more specifically the state of New York had not just wasted but taken way too much of my precious time already, so the way I phucking saw it the moment I received my papers about the evidence coming to light that cleared me of ALL…Let me say that one mo gin for the folks at home…CLEARED ME OF
!!!!!ALL THEM GOT DAMN CHARGE$!!!!!
AND ALL ASSETS WERE TO BE UNFROZEN & RETURNED EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!
And the state of New York is also responsible for compensating me for pain and suffering, lost wages and income , and my personal favorite defamation of character! Now you want to know what it was that cleared me of all the charges that would have sent your boy up the river for the rest of my natural born life? Well I’m not really at liberty to discuss the ins and outs of it yet, but one thing I can share with you all is that one of their key witnesses, the Outlaw Pro Wrestling fan base will know his name and face as the gentlemen who took it upon himself to follow OPW from city to city week after week doing his absolute damndest to sully the good name of THe PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa…Yes I am referring to none other than FBI Section Chief Inspector Det. John Rancour was compelled by the Holy SPirit or some shit and had a sudden attack of conscience and came forward and admitted to accepting bribes from members of the Wolf Family, as well as over looking and neglecting certain protocols in exchange for information he wasn’t allowed to divulge as well as leads he didn’t have permission to follow…SO even without this other evidence that came to light one of the FBI’s big wigs mishandling of this case had the entire thing declared a mother phucking
!!!!Mi$TRiaL!!!!!
…WHICH IS NOW MY FAVORITE WORD IN THE ENTIRE JUDICIAL SYSTEM GOD BLESS AMERIKA MUDDAH PHUCKA!!!
All because he blamed me for his daughter’s love of getting rammed in the booty on CAMERA! And his step daughter at that!
Trenton Greer: Wait, back up a second…Are you saying that Detective Rancour had it in for you because his step daughter is one of your porn stars?
LA Johnny Stylez; Not just any of our porn stars…One of my porn stars that OPW fans know very well…As a matter of fact she is one of the voices of Outlaw Pro Wrestling…The one and only Ma$oN MooRe! Who I very recently spoke to and she cannot wait to get back to work!
Trenton Greer: So you me…Wait hold on…Did you just say what I think you just said?
LA Johnny Stylez: What Detective Rancour is Mason Moore’s step dad? And blame’s me for it? She was sucking dick on CAMERA WAYYYYYYY before I bought into Brazzers! I mean phuck if anything he should be thanking me! Thanks to OPW she didn’t have to bang anyone on camera unless she wanted to…And man lemme tell you something SHE REALLY WANTED TO! Especially when ole Stratford ripped off El Gran Luchadore’s mask at Stairway…After that shit everytime PMoNT’s music hit she would get so wet Taj’s dumb ass had to wear fricken floaties at the announce table!
Trenton Greer: I…uh, I don’t know what to say to that, cept EWWW…I mean it’s kinda hot, but still ew! But no not that ya nasty bastard! The other thing!
LA Johnny Stylez: What that the state of New York and the United States government are fixing to payyyyyyyy your boy?
Trenton Greer: No ya DING DONG! MASON MOORE WANTING TO BACK TO WORK…And I’m not referring to her career in porn, quit dancing around the subject you know what I’m talking about! Are you saying what I think, and seriously hope you are saying?
LA Johnny Stylez: Hmmm I’ afraid you are going to have to be more specific this is me we are talking about here I’ve said a lottttttt of shit since we been sittin here homie!
Trenton Greer: ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU ARE BRINGING BACK OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING!!!
Johnny smirks at Greer and shakes his head as he once again looks down at his phone and we see three huge letters giving us a clear indication that there is at least a little bit of truth behind Mr. Greer’s assumption about the imminent return of the pro wrestling mecca known as Outlaw Pro Wrestling. Johnny looks down and sees that it is HBO and let’s the call go to voicemail. Johnny then takes the phone and sets it on the table and we see Johnny now has 8 missed calls all from HBO. Greer looks at it and then looks at Johnny and watches as his smirk turns into a full blown smile as he reaches in his back pocket and removes his platinum 4:19 cigarette case. He pops it open and removes a tightly rolled joint and pops it in his mouth as he fishes around his pocket grabbing his lighter. He then holds the joint out in front of him as he allows the tip of the orange dancing flame gently kiss the the thin rolling paper as he then sets the lighter down as he lightly blows on the end of the joint and puts it in his mouth and raises his eye brows as Greer stands there literally on the edge of his seat waiting for Johnny to say something…Anything. Johnny then takes another slow smooth hit as he exhales the smoke through his nostrils as he grabs the shot glass Jayden James sat down in front of them a few moments ago and then throws it back. He slams the glass on the bar and motions for Jayden to hit him again which she gladly drops everything else to go do. As she pours the drink Johnny finally looks at Greer and delivers his reply…
LA Johnny Stylez: AM I going to reopen Outlaw Pro Wrestling? I guess that is the question on everyone’s minds especially since FiGHT decided to close it’s doors indefinitely, to which I must reply
!!!!!!WELL DuH!!!!!
OF COURSE I AM REOPENING OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!!!
Why else would I call you all the way out here? WHy else would I want to speak to all the wrestling fans especially what is left of the Outlaw Nation? ]
Trenton Greer: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! THAT’S HUGE! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! But wait…hold on.
Greer grabs his shot glass and throws it back. He then grabs the shot Jayden poured for Johnny a few moments ago and throws that back as well. Johnny looks at him almost chuckling as he sits and puffs away at his joint shaking his head as Greer closes his eyes and shakes his head while making the face people make when they take a shot of whiskey and it becomes painfully obvious it’s not something they do very often. Greer shakes his head once more and then looks at Johnny as his eyes then turn to his notes looking them up and down. He then makes a quick and rash decision to pick his notes up crumbling them up and tossing them over his shoulder as Jayden James looks over at Johnny who flashes her a smile as he rolls his eyes. Greer then puts his serious face on and scoots his bar stool a little bit closer to Johnny and it appears it is time to get down to business.
LA Johnny Stylez: Uh-oh Jayden Sweet Heart looks like our guest here decided to put his big britches on…I believe it may be safe to assume the “hard” questions are coming up!
Jayden James: Ohh I like hard questions!
LA Johnny Stylez: You like hard anything!
Jayden James: RUDE! And sexual harassment!
LA Johnny Stylez; Jayden you can’t sexually harass a porn star, just like ya ca’t rape the willing!
Jayden James: True story! OK so what are we drinking now? Vodka? RUM?
LA Johnny Stylez: NO…PHUCK VODKA! They got any Johnny Walker BLUE in this shit hole?
Jayden James: It’s a strip club named BJ’s im gunna go with no!
LA Johnny StylezL GOT DAMNIT! OK, uh give us a couple of shots of Jameson…on the double! OK Mr. Greer, you said something about getting down to business???… Well by all means PePe,you waiting to see the bat signal or somethin?I? I aint got all night!
Trenton Greer: OK! Right, uhhh sorry it’s just well this is …well I mean come on all of this seems highly coincidental right? I meran you suddenly out of left field get released from prison clear of all charges…And there were a lot of them…But free and clear not ten minutes after FiGHT announces it is ceasing all activity for the near and clear future…Not to mention Xavier Wolf the silent owner of the FiGHT promotion gets shot and is no in a coma! DO you expect any of us to believe you had nothing to do with any of this I mean if anyone in the world not only has the motive but the means to pull all of this off it’s you, so I mean if you wanna get your lawyer on the phone and see what you can answer and what you can’t…But I believe people are going to want answers to these questions before they put any kind of faith in your ability to get OPW back off the ground!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well Mr. Greer I have to say I’m actually kind of surprised it took you this long to ask me these particular questions! I kinda also didn’t expect for you to ask me all of them at once either! But no need to worry because if you don’t think I have already answered these questions a hundred times over in my imagination as I anxiously awaited this moment even before I knew for sure that it was coming, it was the one thing that kept me going was praying to God that this day would come! But you and everyone else are going to need to understand a few things before I answer them so if you don’t mind I’d like to take a moment and make sure you understand these things so that I can also assume that the dildo’s sitting at home watching this shit who are literally on the edge of their seat waiting for this good ole fashioned DRAMA FEST to feed their addiction, understand it as well…That cool with you?
Trenton Greer: Uhhh yeah I guess!
LA Johnny Stylez: FANFRIGGINTASTIC because you really didn’t have a phucking choice I was just trying to be PC! How did I do?
Trenton Greer: Uh…
LA Johnny STylez: You’re right like I actually have a single teeny tiny phuck to give OK…SO! Shall we proceed?
Trenton Greer: Wait are you actually ask…?
LA Johnny Stylez: Greer, for phucks sake man! Look why don’t you take some of those gusher inside of your man purse and stick them in your mouth so that way even if you actually feel like speaking you won’t be physically able to because you will then drop the small droplets of heaven that will be in that dick garage you call a mouth! Because look here compadre! I can’t do this with you interrupting me every ten seconds asking me shit I’m either going to get to or doesn’t need answering to begin with! SO you sit there and do your thing, and I’ll sit right here and do mine, k? K! But yo wait hold up one more thing PiMpIN! IF you phuck around and eat all those gushers I’m most likely going to kill you and dump your body in Harlem!
Johnny then grabs Greer’s satchel by it’s long strap and gives it a gentle tug causing it to drag from a few inches behind them to right in front of them Johnny then nods with his head as Greer rolls his eyes yet still sinks his hand into the satchel removing a pack of Gushers. With a single stride he rips open the bag turns it upside down in the air and the contents tumble into his mouth as he quickly jumbles up the paper in his hand and mockingly salutes the DoN oF Di$ReSPeCT and so Johnny’s explanation begins!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK so before we jump into the subject of FiGHT and my thoughts and feelings on the whole magoo there are a few things I believe everyone need understand before hand! Chief among them is that despite what I’m sure everyone wants to believe I’m afraid as coincidental as it may seem, speaking only for MYSELF and MY side of things I can promise each and every last one of you doubting Thomas mother phuckers that the reopening of Outlaw Pro Wrestling had absolutely nothing to do with FiGHT closing! They didn’t decide to shut their doors because we were coming back…Or at least that is the impression I got from th entire situation. Unfortunately for all of you looking to this for answers I’ afraid if you would like that question answered you will have to ask them, because I barley even watched FIGHT on TV, I was never there so I can’t speak to their motivations behind anything. DO I have my own assumptions? YEah sure
!!!!EVeRyOnE F’N DoEZ!!!!
…But YoU KNoW WHaT THey SaY ABoUT OpINioNZ n ASSHoLEZ, DOn’T CHA?...IF NOT GOOGLE IT!
But as far as I know the reopening of Outlaw Pro Wrestling ad the closing of the world wide phenomenon known as FIGHT Wrestling was coincidental as hard to believe as that may seem…ANd believe me I get it. If I was one of you bass ackwardz fans who didn’t know my ass from my hat just looking at the situation it would be hard for me to believe it as coincidence as well. But there were no legal ramifications with OPW coming back that caused FiGHT to close. Xavier Wolf, as big of a got damn wet rag
!!!!!F’N PUSSY!!!!!
AS HE IS, IS ACTUALLY QUITE CLEVER AND SAVY WHEN IT COMES TO THESE MATTERZ!
ANd if we are just being honest with each other, even though I never watched a single episode of Venom, I am just as upset as most of the wrestling fans that watched Venom religiously that it closed because one of the main reasons I kept in shape while I was locked away was because I was preparing for a return to the ring and the one and only place I would have worked would have been in FiGHT! But fate dealt us all a much different hand and I as always played the got damn cards
!!!!I WAS F’N DEALT!!!!
SO NoW THE QUESTION YOU MUST ALL ASK YOURSELVEZ IS..
You really wanna bet against me? Yeah I may have nothing and perhaps I’m bluffing my ass off…Or maybe I’m sitting on a ROYAL PHUCKING FLUSH! Shit again if we are all just being real with one another, I have always won so got damn much over the course of my career most of you dip shitz assume I’m playing with a loaded or rigged deck to begin with! Either way betting against me is never…EVER A WISE MOVE! SO believe me when I phuckin tellz ya…Today aint the got damn day you wanna start that! Yes I am coming off a heavy loss. I will give credit where it is due. THree hundred and sixty five days ago I was quite a blow in my own backyard no les! I mean I really got an understanding of how Xavier Wolf felt when he dropped the ball and lost the Immortal CHampionship to Stephen Stratford at the SyNDiCaTE PPV! But one thing about yourz truly is I have always been a quick study when it comes to learning from my defeats and when the stakes are as high as they are you will rarely see me make the same mistakes twice! SO now Mr. Greer now that I have said that, I will now give you the opportunity to ask me any and every question you want to about FiGHT! But know this BUCKO…This is the first and VERY
!!!!F’N LAST TIME!!!!
I WILL ANSWER ANY OF THESE QUESTIONZ!!!
SO make sure you ask em all because anything left unanswered will be nothing more than SPECULATION AND TOO F’N BAD!!! NOW...go ahead sir!
Trenton Greer: Wow this is kind of like THe GoDFather! Because you are probably going to lie to huh?
LA Johnny Stylez: How dare you sir! LA Johnny Stylez may be many things and shit I’ll admit most of those things may very well be negative…But a liar…Meh not so much! DId I ever have any problems sharing with the general public the truth about Action Wrestling?
Trenton Greer: Ohh sweet baby Jesus no indeed!
LA Johnny Stylez: AGW?
Trenton Greer: WHat in the hell is an AGW?
LA Johnny Stylez: EXACTLY!...OK how about F2B?
Trenton Greer: OK fair enough! FIne, I guess my first question is…A few times you made mention of you never watching a single episode of FiGHT’s flagship program VENOM. Is that really true, and if so, why?
Stylez with an arrogant smirk on his face and fire in his eyes looks like he is fixing to do what all of you are home are practically already wincing because of what you think he is about to do, which is one of the things he does better than anyone else on the planet (walking around it or buried beneath it) which is spew his own particular brand of VENOM that enters your body through your ears almost immediately infecting the deepest caverns of your human psyche causing your blood to boil, your thoughts to race, and more times often than not you notice the sudden and abrupt loss of your ability to control your emotions and his verbal poison finds a place inside of your brain that evokes humiliation, anger, jealousy, sadness, fear, doubt, and then finally his personal favorite helplessness as you then feel a sharp pain below your waist sometimes it’s the right sometimes it’s the left, and there have also been reports of it being right in the crack. Yet no matter where this mental pain manifests doesn’t make a difference because at the end of the day the physical manifestation of this mental pain is you suffering through a common condition even more commonly referred to as being
!!!!!B.U.T.T. H.U.R.T.!!!!!
WHiCH IS THeN TyPiCaLLy FoLLoWeD By NaUSea AND MiGRAINEZ!!!
…Migraines from the possible concussion you are most likely suffering after the public beatdown you received at his hands and nausea because after catching one humiliating public ass whipping you have to wake up in the middle of the night looks yourself in the mirror and accept the fact that most of the shit HE SAID ABOUT YOU…IS TRUE…ANd your ass pain is just your body’s way of dealing with that very fact!
…HoWEVeR
As you and Mr. Greer sit and prepare for a verbal onslaught a little over three hundred and sixty five days in the making, suddenly Johnny’s arrogant grin vanishes and the fire in his eyes suddenly burns out and he slumps back in his seat as if Greer’s question caused him to suffer the same symptoms he is used to inflicting on others. Then suddenly we see it as Johnny’s eyes shoot up from the ground and up to the right corner above the bar to a flat screen television where we see the local news broadcast discussing the ongoing search for the man presently sitting at the bar who was due to be released from Riker’s island federal prison hours ago. The reporters are discussing the huge circus of a public trial that was to see LA Johnny Stylez finally get spanked by the United States Judicial System that he has some how by the grace of God managed to duck, dodge, and escape at every turn which is amazing considering the man commits at least three crimes before most of you have your breakfast.
But as the reporters go on and on discussing the facts of this very interesting situation they also flashed a few still shots of Johnny during his days in New Edge Wrestling, his early days of running OPW…and his finally days of running OPW, which saw him standing at the top of the entrance ramp with the OPW XTradition Championship Belt wrapped around his waist and the world’s favorite head turning, jaw dropping, LuSTy and EVEN MORE Bu$Ty…Mrs. LiL Na$Ty HERSELF Anicka Swan in his arms arrogantly smirking at the crowd moments after revealing their relationship to the entire world.
They say a picture if worth a thousand words and that is clearly the case here as Johnny’s eyes are clearly staring off into space as only God knows what his thoughts are currently whispering to him as we can almost see the debate/struggle going on inside his head as he looks up at Greer who has this…”YOU GUNNA ANSWER ME OR WHAT DICKHEAD?” look plastered across his face as the sound of vibrating breaks his train of thought as he looks up at the bar at his phone that he flips over so the screen is facing up, as he rolls his eyes when he sees that once again HBO is BLOWING UP HIS PHONE, as Greer then decides to ask another question before Johnny answers the first one, which Johnny breathes a sigh of relief before giving his reply to Greer as he asks…
Trenton Greer; Johnny they have been calling…
LA Johnny Stylez: Every 55 minutes since I told them I was officially a free man out of Riker’s!
Trenton Greer: SO why don’t you answer it? I mean if you are bringing back OPW don’t the two of you have some shit that needs straightening out?
LA Johnny Stylez: Of course we do! But OPW isn’t coming back tomorrow or even the day after that..WHICH MEANS THEY CAN PHUCKING WAIT! They are going to need to learn to do that as much as they can and as quickly as they can, cause I don’t intend to make anything remotely close to the same mistakes I made last time. I don’t intend to ever have my company taken from me ever again, and I don’t intend to allow “The Producers”, The Sam Laramie’s, Miss Michelle’s, Kal Wolf’s, or and phucking especially The Roger PHUCKING WRIGHT’s stick their nose in my got damn business telling me how to run my got damn company! And I have and will take certain steps to ensure that shit won’t happen! Outlaw Pro Wrestling is MINE…and I will phucking run it as I phucking see fit! And this time I don’t need a SyNDiCaTe or a got damn cRu to enforce my laws…This time they will hear, respect and LIVE MY LAW or they will regret it before, during, and after I make them PAY FOT IT! It’s a brand new day Mr. Greer…It is a brand new Outlaw Pro Wrestling! Let me ask you a question SIR…
Trenton Greer: But what about my FiGHT questions you said I could…
LA Johnny Stylez: DUDE!...Don’t interrupt me when I am speaking…The phucks-sa-matta with you huh? What were you phuckin raised in PARTS UNKNOWN OR SOMETHIN? I will beat you like you stole something up in here if you interrupt me again ya digg?
Trenton Greer: Forgive me…Oops…Sorry…You were saying…Or uhh asking? You know what I mean!?!
LA Johnny Stylez: I was saying…Do you believe in fate Mister?
Trenton Greer: Uhhh, yeah…No?....Kinda?
LA Johnny Stylez: Pick one please…
Trenton Greer: Well it’s kind of life’s trick question if you really are asking? Do I believe in fate as far as our lives already being pre determined? SHIT NO!!! But I believe greatness exists for those bold enough to truly…and I mean truly seek it out! I believe there are certain things we are all meant to do, but we have to properly navigate our paths if we are to ever reach I guess what most people would refer to as their “DeSTiNy.” I believe everything happens for a reason, and I believe we are just as capable of failure as we are success. I don’t think it has already been decided which one lies ahead for us. In other words I think it was Sarah Conner who said “there is no fate except what we make for ourselves!”
LA Johnny Stylez: WAIT! STOP! Bruh did you just quote a character from Terminator like they were Shakespere or Thomas Jefferson?
Trenton Greer: What? Does the credit go to James Cameron? What?
LA Johnny Stylez: Nothing Im just pretty sure we just became best friends!
Trenton Greer: Feel the same way do ya?
LA Johnny Stylez: It’s almost like I said it myself…
Johnny and Greer stop turn towards the 4th wall and poke a hole in that bitch by winking at all of you for a brief moment before returning to the present.
LA Johnny Stylez: Anyway the reason I asked was because even in the beginning of my sabbatical at Riker’s Island when every single one of my high dollar Lawyers were telling me I should have signed Xavier Wolf to Brazzers instead of OPW because of how good he seemingly phucked me, I still knew in the back of my mind that one day we would all be here again! Outlaw Pro Wrestling was too strong a force, too passionate a voice, too unique an idea, and too cool for phucking school I knew the end wasn’t the end! But like you said some shit is just meant to be. I’m not going to sit here and even pretend I know how the got damn universe works because like every other person walking this Earth no matter what they may claim or say none of us know
!!!!!JACK SHIT!!!!!
WHEN IT COMES TO THE WAYZ OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
ALLz I phucking know is MYSELF…And my place in the world in which I live! I know what I am capable of, and I know what I’m willing to do in order to get what I want, and to take that one a step further what I am willing to do to those who would try and keep it from me! Because one thing everyone learns about me sooner or later one way or the other Mr. Greer is LA Johnny Stylez has always and will always
!!!!GETZ WHAT I F’N WANT!!!!
AnD RIGHT NOW I WANT EVERYONE AND THEIR MAMA TO KNOW…
That if you want to know the answers to all the questions involving myself and the wrestling promotion known as FiGHT…THen I’m afraid you are all going to have to wait until I address all that when I walk out on stage at the Hammerstein Ballroom on Monday Night SHoWCa$E!!!
Trenton Greer: Wait…what? NO! You can’t do that!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes I phucking can! Who is going to stop me?...YOU? HA! Xavier Wolf? DOUBLE PHUCKING HA! Listen to me G…Once upon a time I thought Xavier Wolf and Myself had a lot of things in common. But the more I got to know that inked up IDIOT, I realized that couldn't be further from the truth! For instance when I have a problem or need to say something to or about someone, I tend to tell them to their faces! Which is reason number one I am waiting until SHoWCa$e to answer all the questions I know you were going to ask me about FiGHT and everything in between! Just like I knew that you have been live streaming this little conversation of ours since I got here! SO to all of you at home who were waiting to hear me answer these questions and say what I have to say after a year of life behind bars. Know I have a whole hell of a lot to say, and you had all better make sure you tune into SHOWCASE SO YOU CAN HEAR WHAT THE PHUCK I GOTTA SAY! Because believe me when I tell ya you won’t believe your ears! Because one thing I can promise each and every last one of you, is that the last year of my life was one of the most miserable yet eye opening experiences of my entire life. THe man who was handcuffed in the middle of his own pay per view, by the people who were supposed to be his friends is not the man you see standing before you today! Just like the Outlaw Pro Wrestling that went off the air in Tokyo Japan a little over a year ago, aint the company that is going to come to you all live and in living color back on HBO next Monday! But we will get to all of that on SHoWCa$e, for now I think the only thing you all need to know is that while a lot has and will change about myself and Outlaw Pro Wrestling…Still one thing none of you should ever forget is that more times often than not…The more things change…The more they also stay the same…So on that note ladies and gentz speaking of things that haven’t and won’t ever change is the simple fact that those of you who thought you had seen the last of me…Who thought I was finally going to get what was coming to me, to all of those who thought they had knocked me down hard enough to where I was going to stay down…Who thought that they had finally heard the last of me…Can all once again gather yourselves into one big gigantic group and keep on hating and keep on bitching…But the one thing you can all do above and beyond any and all of that is of course just for old time’s sake take this wonderful GoD GiVe OppoRTuNiTy to CLOSE YOUR COCK SuCKeRZ and of course asssssss phucking ALWAYZ
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
…DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN’T F’N MISS ME!!!!
…And so while we were in the middle of all this here, something sneaky happening you catch out the corner of your eye at the top right corner of your screen! Suddenly Jayden James in her daisy duke cootchie cutter shorts that look like someone painted them shits onto her body, and a bright blue bikini top with a black and silver studded belt wrapped around her waist and some black and white stripped knee high socks. She looked unfrickenbelievable, I mean this chick is FRiGGiN SeXy as SHIT…Can I get an Amen or what yall?
..Good that's what I thought…but anyway her cell phone rings and the moment her eyes focus and read the name on the screen of her cell phone as the incoming call forces it to vibrate in her hands, as she manages to catch it before her ring tone gets loud enough to interrupt.
We then see Johnny’s eyes briefly shoot to the side noticing Jayden’s sudden and abrupt departure, but like the consummate professional he is, turns his attention back to Mr. Greer and his live streaming audience says his lil schtick and then immediately his eyes dart over looking for Jayden James who is walking back up and is barley able to get her phone back in her pocket before she notices the look on Johnny’s face. And this particular look boys and girls says everything she needs to know. He doesn’t have to ask, because this look already did it for him. SO she of course replies!
Jayden James: Alright kiddos, let’s pack it up pack it end…Time to blow this friggin popsicle stand!
LA Johnny Stylez: PHRASING!!!
Jayden James: BLOW ME, how is that for phrasing?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well you could at least ask nicely!
Jayden James: WAIT! So now I have to ask?
LA Johnny Stylez: What?...I mean, I dunno…Look phuck you I’ve been behind bars for a year!
Jayden James: Yeah so? That didn’t stop them from letting us come to see you on Sundays! And then there was that month where they let two of us in because you kept telling the guards it was your BIRTHDAY!
LA Johnny Stylez: It was my birthday?!?
Jayden James: No your birthday was on freakin Wednesday this past year!
LA Johnny Stylez: PHUCK THAT! When I pay them as much as I did my got damn birthday is whenever the phuck I say it is! Alrighty enough of this banter you just make yourself useful and grab a couple of these bottles and loose that top on the way to the limo! And hey YO WATCH DAWG…DRUGZ?
Watch Dawg finally comes out of the corner but still has that Whipped Puppy look on his face as the sudden stirring of everyone seems to have caused those of us that didn’t know what in the hell was going on a bit of confusion. SO Watch Dawg’s reply is a simple and pathetic…
Watch Dawg: Huh?
LA Johnny Stylez: DRUGS MOTHER PHUCKER! This is a strip joint in New York CIty, asshat am I safe to assume that a strip club with a name like BJ’s has at stash on hand somewhere and if not at least one or two dealer’s present it is phucking Saturday Night for crying out loud!
Watch Dawg: Yeah there is some bud and some chach in my top desk drawer in my office!
LA Johnny Stylez: Chach?...You mean COKE? You know what bruh you really are phuckin worthless! Go back in your corner and do your best to pretend you are invisible before I loose my phuckin temper and break something of yours that makes life more difficult for the next 3-6 months…And someone please find me a…
Suddenly before Johnny can say anything some kid with a bright red New York Yankees hat, three elaborate gold and platinum chains over his Saquon Barkley New York Giants football jersey walks up and says…
Random DooD: Mr. Stylez I think I may be of some assistance sir…
Johnny doesn’t say anything just looks the guy up and down as he turns his head and looks at Watch Dawg’s fiance and apparently Johnny’s newest BRAZZERS girl who simply nods her head letting Johnny know he was ok…Johnny then looks up at the sky and mouths the words…THANK YOU GOD! Johnny then pulls his head back down looks at the guy and says to him before looking at me…
LA Johnny Stylez: OK My DuDe, follow the lovely Ms. James out to the limo you can ride with us, and Mr. Greer…You comin with us or are you gunna sit here all night and watch Brooklyn’s favorite B SQUAD phuck your spank bank all up?
Trenton Greer: But, wait we can’t go anywhere!
LA Johnny Stylez: Why the phuck not?
Trenton Greer: The interview? I have like a zillion more questions…Like what are the legal ramifications of you being let go…Are any of OPW’s main players going to be coming back? Are you making any big changes to OPW that we the fans should know about…ANd that’s only three and look!
I hold up my notebook that has at least five pages front and back of questions I felt needed answers. Johnny looks it up and down and then over at Jayden James who is smiling as Johnny motions with his head that she and his new drug dealer go get in the car. Johnny then looks at me and shakes his head as he grabs the notebook and closes it. He sighs and shakes his head as he then with a half smirk begins to reply…
LA Johnny Stylez: SO who says we have to finish this shit right here? I assume you are able to ask questions and record my answers while riding in a moving vehicle yes?
Trenton Greer: Um… OF COURSE I CAN!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK then stop being a little bitch and get off your ass and let’s go you are wasting all kinds of time!
Trenton Greer: OK well can you at least tell me where in the holy hell are we going?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well Mr. Greer…I’ve been in jail for a little over a year, I had some pressing business I needed to take care of and I have taken care of it…ANd we are in New York CIty…Now that the work is done it means it’s time to go play…And if you are a man with lots of money looking to play in New York CIty where in the phuckin phuck would you go?
Johnny/Greer: THE VELVET RABBIT!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: YESSS SIR! Now please, quit dragging ass would ya time is of the essence!
Trenton Greer: Don’t gotta tell me twice shit…Let’s go, but do you think we could make one quick stop before we get there?
LA Johnny Stylez: For wh…? You ran out of gushers didn’t you?
Trenton Greer: IN the since that they were in my bag and now they are gone yes…But I think we both know you put a hurting on them ever since we started speaking!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well I mean they are phucking delicious, I just couldn’t help myself! But look if anyone asks say it was Jayden’s fault!
Trenton Greer: Shit it’s Saturday Night and you are taking me to the Velvet Rabbit I’ll say anything you want!
And with that we stood up and headed for the door. As we go to make out exit Johnny stops and looks like he forgot something. He then quickly turns around and swings the door to BJ’s wide open as everyone left in there turns and looks at Johnny the same way they did when he first entered it. Johnny then looks at the security guards and points to the only moderately pretty girl anywhere in the vicinity who as far as we know is still Watch Dawg’s Fiance and Johnny points right at her and says…
LA Johnny Stylez: Fellas…She’s in charge! And Watch Dawg…if I come back here and anything has happened to my newest employee I swear on my life she won’t be the only one I film getting phucked in the ass before the sun comes up ya digg, but she might be the only person I film who likes it, ya digg? K yall have a good night, and while you are at it…Why not
!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!UP!!!!!!
…Velvet Rabbitt HeRe We CoME!!!
And with that Johnny turns and gets in the limo and thus begins a period of this journalists life that I some how won’t be able to recall yet at the same time NEVER BE ABLE TO FORGET!! SO make sure you stay tuned boys and girls because I assure you this adventure is far from over! And some of the things THe PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa and I discuss you simply won’t want to miss! SO as usual at the end of one of these this is Trenton Greer once again the head of Outlaw Pro Wrestling’s INternet Department suggesting that you all stay tuned and always keep in mind that this time just like all the udder times
….HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE!!!
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...Ya know UNTIL IT DID!
As we have seen countless times throughout human history success, especially on the level Outlaw Pro Wrestling was beginning to reach comes with it's own set of pitfalls, troubles, mistakes, and downfalls. Often times juggernauts like Outlaw Pro Wrestling seemingly grow too big too fast and sooner or later wind up collapsing underneath the weight of their own success and short comings, because despite all of the things that made Outlaw Pro Wrestling GREAT it was a place constantly mired in controversy, chaos, and of course DRAMA.
For those of you that don't know Outlaw Pro Wrestling was originally founded by three men. Operating out of the French Quarter in New Orleans Louisiana the small time wrestling promotion got its fresh start after the ICONIC PRO WRESTLING POWERHOUSE known as New Edge Wrestling closed it's doors for good after a brief stint of trying to once again establish itself atop the pro wrestling perch as the greatest wrestling promotion in the world. But due to many of the same issues that lead to it's downfall before New Edge's doors would eventually close leaving many of the stars New Edge had managed to gather under one banner without a home. Which is when one of if not the BIGGEST STARS in the history of New Edge Wrestling formed an alliance with two other ICONZ from pro wrestlings past to bring about a wrestling promotion that was unlike any other wrestling promotion before or since.
As fans we have watched our beloved sport evolve over time, and OPW founding fathers LA Johnny Stylez, Brandon Moore and Xavier WOlf shared the point of view that pro wrestling had reached a state of regression and if something wasn't done and done soon pro wrestling would dig itself into a dark and depressing hole it may never climb out of. SO through various means of funding Johnny Stylez, Xavier WOlf, and Brandon Moore were able to scrape together enough change to get the promotion off the ground. Xavier Wolf opted out of taking a role in the actual day to day operations of running the wrestling promotion especially after they were forced to turn to Xavier's eldest brother and pro wrestling LIVING LEGEND and EVIL ICON KAL X WOLF to put up the last bit of funding that was needed to get OPW off the ground.
But it wasn't long before all T's were crossed and i's dotted and Outlaw Pro Wrestling became a reality and it didn't take long for the upstart promotion to find success. SO much so that after their first Pay Per View event WrestleCaDe I OPW was picked up by one of TV's biggest and most popular brands The HOME BOX OFFICE, or HBO as they are more commonly known. Yet suffice to say the executives at HBO were very eager to add this rowdy, innovative, and star studded roster to it’s already stellar line up of programing especially since the disastrous end of Game of Thrones, HBO executives were grasping at anything and everything that might help keep the wide range of viewers they had from taking their streaming dollars elsewhere! That along with the coaxing of one of their “PRODUCERS” and before we knew it Outlaw Pro Wrestling had found a home on a world wide streaming service and was more than ready to step into the spotlight they knew they were destined to!
However due to some inner turmoil behind the scenes Johnny Stylez was forced to fight off a desperate Coop in order to keep his brand afloat after his cousin and former owner of New Edge Wrestling, Jesse Styles along with longtime associate Tyler Knowles had begun talking backstage about wanting to run their own thing and just before the news about their signing with HBO broke Jesse and Knowles made a mad dash for power and seemingly divided the roster in half.
Now there are no physical recordings, documents, or anything of the like that can prove a single word that was said, but from my well placed sources I was able to gather that when Johnny Stylez was made aware of what was going on things got ugly and got ugly SUPER QUICK! It even appeared for a while that Outlaw Pro Wrestling wasn’t going to survive the blow, but after Johnny was able to negotiate and keep most of his top end talent and selling off the percentages that once belonged to Jesse Styles and Fried Chicken Mogul Sam Laramie HBO and two other silent partners were brought in to help financially stabilize the rising pro wrestling powerhouse…And on the first HBO televised event it was revealed that Johnny’s new partner in this venturee was none other than long time HEATED AND HATED RIVAL the one and only former 5x New Edge Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion Roger Wright!
…So imagine my shock when quite literally three hundred and sixty five days after that fateful night @internatonal Incident when our former employer and one of the greatest to ever lace a pair was carted away in handcuffs never to be heard from again…Well at least not until these or at least that is how it appeared this past Friday when had seemingly received this phone call…
As our dashing guest narrator and co-host this evening recounts the events that lead him to this precise moment we see random clips from the International Incident pay per view that switch every few seconds.
We see shots of The SyNDiCaTe arriving together in force and making their way down to ringside.
LA Johnny Stylez and The Enforcer standing at the guardrail holding up one of the fans signs as they did in countless arenas across the country during the first massively successful run.
Johnny standing with the mic speaking to a very rowdy Tokyo crowd while former OPW Southern Heavyweight Champion Vhodka Marie is doing everything she can to contain herself which as history recalls that is a fight she most definitely loses
Fading into the next shot of her marching over and yanking the mic out of Johnny’s hand as he turns and looks as his eyes are stretched so wide and his face reveals such bewilderment it’s almost as if Vhodka suddenly sprouted Pamela Anderson sized boobies that only continued to grow larger with every jagged word fell from her lips.
Which of course the slowly fades to Vhodka showing her back to Johnny while he was on another one of his long winded tirades that he was using to attempt to get the troops to fall back in line. But Johnny steps forward places his hand on Vhodka’s shoulder and he forces her to spin around and when she does, she without thinking swiftly and soundly slammed her leg inbetween Johnny’s legs perfectly punt kicking him in his Ca$H-n-PRi$eZ!!!
Johnny smacks the ground face turning blue writhing in agony clutching at his jewels while Vhodka unhooks the OPW Southern Heavyweight Title from arounds his waist and hands it to her lover the one and only Vincent Black as she peels off her SyNDiCaTE tshirt and throws it in Johnny’s face, which sends the fans into a frenzy? (Which still to this day confuses the shit out of us but that is another subject entirely so we move on!)
And as the steady random clips continue to play we suddenly hear the voice of one of Johnny’s lawyers Mr. Greer received on Thursday of last week…
Bert Goldbloom: Yes Mr. Greer this is Jackson Albright from Mr. Bert Goldbloom’s office from the Lexington Law FIrm in New Orleans, we were supposed to meet for an interview regarding the case of LA Johnny Stylez for the piece you were doing, but it saddens me to inform you that Mr. Goldbloom, unfortunately, is going to be forced to cancel your meeting altogether. Normally we would try and reschedule but something has come up that is going to drastically alter things and regretfully I’m afraid that is all I can share with you at this point and time. Especially with the trial set to begin bright and early Monday morning I seriously doubt anyone from our office will have anything that even remotely resembles spare time. However I can tell you that what just plopped into our laps is going to make things very very interesting…SO if I were you Mr. Greer I would keep a sharp eye on whichever source you use to watch the news because if what we have can be confirmed it will definitely change EVERYTHING! Thank you for your time and again we sincerely apologize and hopefully we will be able to work something out later in the future thank you!
Scene then switches back to Greer’s desk as he rolls his eyes while he listens to Johnny’s lawyer give him the PC protocol apology they give after completely fucking someone over, that he has undoubtedly has memorized by now. Greer’s face fills with anger and disappointment as he leans back lowering the phone from his face as he curses extremely loud as he hums his Iphone into his computer screen cracking the screen in the process, and after he lifts his face from his hands and sees the damage he had done, he begins to cure much quicker as his fingers frantically dance around the keys while he is trying to assess just exactly how bad the damage is…
Mr. Greer: No, no , no come on come on fuckfuckfukfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck….GOT DAMNIT!!!
Mr. Greer’s head then falls back into his hands, as the scene slowly fades out…
…4 HouRZ n 19 MiNuTE$ LaTeR
We fade back into same scene from earlier only the room is much darker as everyone seems to have gone home to enjoy their Memorial Day weekend . The only light illuminating the room is the dim light coming from Greer’s busted laptop as he sits at his desk with a very large styrofoam cup next to an small empty bottle of Jack Daniels as well as two empty boxes of gushers with empty torn open wrappers scattered all over the desk. He leans back in his chair grabbing his vape as he presses the button in the center as he presses it to his lips and takes a deep breath in. He then releases his hand from the button and pulls the vape from his lips and exhales the smoke through his nostrils as he glares at the screen on his desk that is playing the International Incident pay per view. We can barley see Vhodka Marie coming down to the ring to cost LA Johnny Stylez the OPW Xtradition Championship against “The Producer” Joe Montouri later on in the evening. He then wheels his chair back up to the desk and clicks the button below the space bar causing the video to stop as the piece he was working on for the one year anniversary of the arrest of Johnny Stylez and the apparent end of Outlaw Pro Wrestling.
He can only see the bottom left of the screen as everything is else has turned black due to the large crack at the top right of the screen. Greer goes to reach for another bag of GUSHERS but only comes back with an empty bag that seemingly still had one single gusher left that immediately falls onto the floor. Greer’s eyes close as he looks up towards the heavens and poses the question…
Greer: GOD WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!!
Greer completely decides to ignore the 5 second rule as he bends down frantically reaching for the small tiny piece of fruit snack GLORY that may contain the only piece of happiness that exists in this world for him. The search them calls for him to immediately leave his chair when suddenly his Iphone lights up and begins to vibrate startling Greer as his head shoots up and smacks the top corner of the desk. The poor journalist screams out more explatives as he sits up leaning his back against the desk as his hand finallyis able to grab the phone stopping the annoying sound it makes while vibrating against the desk. He looks down at the cracked screen and then looks over at the large clock on the wall as the bright red numerals indicate it is MIDNIGHT on the dot. He is unable to see the name of the person calling him so he decides what the hell…Slides his finger praying to God his cell phone isn’t in the shit shape his laptop is in, and as he presses the phone to his ear we see a faint smile shoot across his face as we are able to faintly hear a voice on the other end…
Voice: Uhhhh hello?...HELLO?...WHAT THE PHUCK HELLO?
Greer: Yeah, uh…hello…I’m here…Yeah…I’m here hello, can you hear me?
Voice: Yeah I can hear you asshat can you hear me?
Greer: Wait…who is this?
Voice: Well hold up there PHUCK MOOK…Is this Greer? The dood who used to head up the OPW internet, and did those lame dick kiss ass podcast shows or whatever?
Greer: Uh yeah, I mean I dunno if I’d call it all that but yeah this is him…Who in the hell is this?
Voice: This is LA Johnny Stylez, what the phuck is the matter with you? You are either drunk or trying to talk to me with a friggin mouthful of gushers…Chew, swallow, and PAY ATTENTION dip shit because you are going to want to hear what I have to tell ya!
Greer: Look…It’s been a very long, very shitty fucking day…SO if this is Richard down in accounting look just because your name is DICK doesn’t mean you have to act like one! Don’t you have anything better to do then prank call me at Midnight on a uhh…uhhh
Voice: Well it’s now officially Friday MoRoN…And no this isn’t RIchard from accounting! Now get your head out of your ass because I don’t have all phucking day yerd?
Greer: SO this is really LA Johnny Stylez?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah mother phucker I thought we established that already?
Greer: OK…Who was the first person to qualify for the Stairway 2 Heaven match?
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhh…Scotty Adams! Ask me a hard one!
Greer: OK who was the last Youngblood CHAMPION???
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh a trick question NICE! Well technically it was Ophelia Pain, but she won a Unification match that unified the XKoRE and Youngblood titles making her the first PureBlood Champion, but really the LAST Youngblood Champion was that ASSHAT Parody! There are we done with this foolishness???
Greer: Ohh my sweet baby Jesus it really is you!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah, yeah try not to pee on yourself huh? Now listen I already dun told ya I donb’t have much time! How soon can you get to New York?
Greer: Wait aren’t you in prison how are you calling me?
LA Johnny Stylez: Look I know asking stupid questions is your job and shit…And I promise you there will be time for all of that, but right phucking now I need you PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR PHUCKING ASS CRACK AND TELL ME HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE YOU TO GET TO NEW YORK PHUCKING CITY!!!
Greer: Uhh…um…Uhh I dunno a few hours pending there is actually a flight out of New Orleans to New York anytime soon?
LA Johnny Stylez: Look phuck all of that just get your ass to the New Orleans airport in two and a half hours! If you aren’t there then I’ll consider you the biggest dumb ass on the planet and get someone else…
Greer: But wait aren’t you ya know in prison how are we supposed to…?
LA Johnny Stylez: TWO HOURS DICKHEAD…If I were you I’d get movin!
*CLICK*
…And just like that he hung up in my face like he has hung up in everyone’s face over the course of his career that spans a good three decades...
SO I then did as I was commanded. I jumped up and quickly headed home. I grabbed a change of clothes, all the things I would need to properly conduct this interview and I booked the eariliest flight I could out of New Orleans and straight to THE CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMZ ARE MADE OF!
I checked into the hotel room and quickly grabbed my phone and texted the number I was told to and after ten minutes my phone began to vibrate. I grabbed it opened up my messages and all there was was an address. SO I got dressed packed my bag and most of my private stash of GUSHERS and went outside to hail a cab. WHich much to my surprise it was just like I had seen in all the TV shows and movies where I just walked outside held my hand up and someone quickly pulled up on the side of the road and asked me where I was headed. I gave him the address and asked if he knew where it was and middle aged African American gentlemen turned around with a smile that indicated he knew something I didn't as he replied...
Willy THe Cab Driver: BJ's...You tryin to go to BJ's? You aint from round here are ya?
Greer: No, I guess not...I'd ask what gave it away, but I'm gunna go ahead and say the big fucking HOTEL behind me was the first big clue! Why what's wrong with...I'm sorry what did you say the name of that place was?
WIlly The Cab Driver: BJ's! It's a strip club not too far from here! And well if you wanna know what's really wrong with the joint I'll tell ya, but it's gunna wind up costing ya because the amount of time it's gunna take us to drive there aint gunna be enough to properly warn ya. But I will say this podnuh, most tourists that go there don't leave too angry ya dig? Just ask for the "Top Floor Special" if you...
Greer: Look I'm not here lookin for any of that! I'm here because I'm supposed to interview someone.
WIlly The Cab Driver: Ohh yeah who?
Greer: LA Johnny Stylez...You...
Willy The Cab Driver: You mean that muddah fucker who used to own that rasslin place and that porn website?
Greer; SO you have heard of him?
WIlly The Crab Driver: Shit at this point everyone in New York know who he is...Aint you heard?
Greer: Heard? Heard what?
Willy: SHIT...Sit back and enjoy the ride...If you really here to talk to him I'm sho you are in for an interesting night indeed my friend!
SO I sighed and sat back as WIlly turned up his radio and I realized in all of the excitiment I had gotten my days jumbled. I realized Johnny's trial was set to begin on Monday...But apparently all of that shit had been called off and as it was made very clear on the radio Johnny was due to be released from prison PRONTO, only no one has been able to locate him for the last six hours! I slept the entire plane ride, and I was in such a got damn hurry when I got here I realized I hadn't stopped at all to see what had been going on in the world around me! And HOLY FUCKING SHIT what a terrible time for me to do that! Here I am working on this documentary for the one year anniverseary of Johnny's incarceration and the subsequent end of OPW...And then out of the blue he calls me and tells me to get my ass to New York City, so I get here and find out that he is no longer incarcerated, but now apparently I am headed to some DIVE of a strip club in Brooklyn to sit face to face to interview the man himself.
SO as I dig around in my bag grabbing a bag of gushers I pop a few in my mouth and can't help but smile as I couldn't help but silently congratulate myself because things were most definitely looking for me! There probably wasn't a journalist in this country...Shit maybe we
Mr. Greer: Well first of all Mr. Stylez I want to personally thank you for agreeing to sit down with me when you could literally sit down with any other journalist or interviewer in the world. I only bring it up because it kinda is the point of my first question, because I can’t be the only one that is curious as to why of all people did you choose me for your first interview since the International Incident pay-per-view a little over a year ago?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well slow your roll for a second there slick! Before you go emailing your Mommy and silently jerking yourself off to images of you being awarded the Pulitzer for your journalistic chops let us be perfectly clear I didn’t choose you for anything that has to do with that, because yes while I am happy to admit there are far worse journalists than you with much better gigs than you got! I mean seriously…the asshats at NBC gave Jimmy Fallon who is quite possibly the worst SNL cast member of all time and that phuck mook who couldn’t keep it together during his sketches sits in the same seat Television ICON Johnny Carson sat in doing the same job he did! But I am getting way off the path here Mr. Greer…For phucks sakes what is your other name I can’t sit here and call you Greer all night long that name is just…well it’s awful!
Mr. Greer: Yeah I’m not very fond of it myself…But I can’t change it I’m not a stripper! But you can call me Trent or Trenton if you want to…It’s what my Momma called me forever…Still does as a matter of fact!
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhhh…I mean it’s not ideal, but a marked improvement none the less! But not to worry every single person I came with here tonight has a stage name so they’d be more than happy to help you come up with yours!
Mr. Greer: Mr. Stylez?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah Trent?
Mr. Greer: The question?
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh shit you’re right! Sorry all this free space and shit is kinda phr…FREAKING ME OUT YA KNOW?
Mr. Greer: No I don’t I’m afraid I’ve never been to prison!
LA Johnny Stylez: LIAR!
Mr. Greer: No…I’ve been to jail, not prison. Not much difference but still a distinction none the less!
LA Johnny Stylez: TRUE STORY! OK…OK….QUESTION!...Wait what was it again!
Trenton Greer: Why did you choose me to be the first person you spoke to publicly since the events that unfolded during the International Incident pay per view a little over a year ago?
LA Johnny Stylez: Honestly?
Trenton Greer: I thought that was sort of implied, but yes please…
LA Johnny Stylez: K, well there are two main reasons I chose you Mistah GREER! Well three now that I’m thinking about it, but the first and the third are the same…
Trenton Greer: Are those reasons because you knew I would have GIUSHERS?
LA Johnny Stylez: BINGO! Dude what are you like some kind of a WIZARD?
Trenton Greer: No, but it’s the first thing you asked me when I walked up…And it’s really what those two terribly frightening tiny body guards were searching me for before they let me anywhere near you…And I have only asked you one question so far and already the three of you have completely annihilated my emergency stash!
LA Johnny Stylez: Bah don’t worry about that…You see that phuckin mook by the door with the two black eyes and black bra wrapped around his neck and holding up his arm like a sling?
Trenton Greer: Uhh is that a trick question because like how do you not see that dude? He kinda looks like James Ceno did after he was caught peeping in the women’s locker room forty five minutes before you fired him!
LA Johny Stylez: Yeah cept he had one of the girl’s panties over his face like a got damn luchadore mask! Mr. Greer I believe this interview will go much better if we were to start doing some drinking…So hows about a couple of shots huh?
Trenton Greer: You asked like it was a question, but I don’t really have a say in this do I?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well holy shit you aren’t as stupid as you look!...Hey Jayden sweetheart, two shots of…Whatever for me and the DILDO…I mean journalist here huh?
Jayden James: Sure thing Johnny…anything else?
LA Johnny Stylez: We can discuss that later, but keep em comin dear we are celebrating ReMeMBeR?
Jayden James: Well I didn’t get all dressed up and come with you down to this portable toilet of a strip club for anything less!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh don’t you worry your pretty head MaMa…We are going somewhere much classier in just a bit…Probably soon as this is over!
Jayden James: Well we will never get there if you can’t even get passed the man’s first fricken question!
BRAZZER’s porn star Jayden James who is looking exceptionally GoRGeOuS THIS EVENING shoots the men a flirty smile as Greer puts one finger on the tip of his nose and uses his other hand to point at Jayden as Johnny rolls his eyes and reaches for his pack of cigarettes on the bar. Jayden sets the two shots of whiskey down in front of them as Johnny raises his and uses his eyes to motion for his interviewer to do the same. The two men raise their glasses clink them together and both throw back the shots and both make the exact same face as they both shake their heads the exact same way and both reach for their cigarettes pop it in their mouth cup their hands and light it. THey both take a drag while looking at the other with one raised eye brow and then exhale the smoke as Johnny using his fingers motions for Greer to hand over something. Greer rolls his eyes and reaches into his satchel (man purse) and pulls out a bright yellow pack of GUSHERS. He hesitates and then leans over holding it in Johnny’s direction as Johnny quickly leans over and snatches it out of Greer’s hand and rips open the bag like he was raised in a got damn cave reaches in grabs two and plops them in his mouth. Greer goes to speak, but Johnny holds his finger out calling for absolute silence while he enjoys the sweet sexy taste of GUSHERS…and FREEDOM! HE takes a moment or five longer than he should have, but this is his time and he is very much aware of it. THen after a few moments when Johnny is done being an asshole, he sits back in his chair takes another slow drag from his cigarette and interrupts Greer by finally answering the question he has been asked twice already!
LA Johnny Stylez: No but the real reason I asked you here Trenton Greer, is because while I sat in that got damn shit hole for slightly over a year I did all kinds of thinking! Because I won’t lie to ya homie…I’m friggin LA Johnny Stylez DooD! SO like if you or anyone else fooled yourselves into thinking I spent the last year of my life like some phucking schmuck who was doing a dime for armed robbery, was spent pressing license plates, picking up people’s trash and avoiding gang rape in the shower and shit you got it all wrong! My stay at Riker’s Island was as comfortable as money could possibly buy! But be that as it may at the end of the day it was still phucking prison and it still phucking sucked balls, because it took me longer than I expected to get the guards on my side and in my pocket, but once the smarter ones explained to the STOOPIDER ONEZ…That not only did I own Outlaw Pro Wrestling, but I am also the majority owner of their favorite SPANK BANK, well let’s just say that was when things drastically improved for yourz truly! But the point is…Like I said while it was the ideal way to go through a year in the can..It was still a year in the can and after the circumstances which I was put in that bitch I still felt every got damn second, of every got damn minute of every got damn day tick by. Four months in I was convinced it was only a matter of time before I drove myself phucking mad with RAGE because all I could think about was getting my got damn hands on those responsible for putting me in here! And it was about six months in until I finally acknowledge and accepted a small teeny tiny detail I avoided like Vhodka Marie avoids a bra with a
!!!!!F’N D-CuP!!!!!
…Or Like Just A Bra In General, Unless Her Nipples Need Support…Which IS..Well EW!!
But there I go getting off topic again! Because do you wanna know what that detail I was purposely over looking was Mr. Greer?
Trenton Greer: Uhh…that you were among the ones responsible for putting you in the clink for over a year?!?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well I’ll be GOT DAMNED! Yeah! That’s it…Like exactly it! How did you know that?...It’s like you are in my phuckin head or something?
Trenton Greer: I appreciate you saying that, but I gotta be honest with ya Johnny and look this is going to sound way worse than I actually mean it I promise you…But I’m pretty sure the only one who wasn’t able to see that clearly from jump street…Was well ya know…
!!!!!Y.O.U.!!!!!
…The Re$T oF US KiNNA HaD A FRoNT RoW SeaT My DuDe, NaH MeaN???
But ya know I like say that with all due respect and shit!...Johnny! Come on bruh why are you looking at me like that? Johnny?...Jo…
LA Johnny Stylez: Yo….STOP TALKING!!! Like really…SHUSH IT! Now if I was able to reach such a profound conclusion like my own guilt in my present circumstances then one might be able to deduce I was able to reach another two conclusions of my own as I may have been in an entirely different surroundings but my year inside that phucking shit box wasn’t all that different from a year those phuckin ninja monks from Kung Fu movies go up in the mountains and spend a year in silence and shit. Because when you do nothing but think and run things over in your mind literally all got damn day. While I was working out which was a good chunk of the day as you can see for yourself…While I was eating…While I was taking a shower or a shit…ANd even when I was phucking sleeping my mind continued to replay these scenarios over and over and over again. Because for once in my life Mr. Greer…I literally
!!!!!HaD IT ALL!!!!!
….And I Fought For And EARNED EVERY MOTHER FUCKING INCH OF IT!!!
Asshats who used to scoff at me, and talk about me like I was some kind of joke were accepting PAY CHECKS SIGNED BY ME! People who hated the literal ground I walked on still got up, came to work, and spilled their blood, sweat, and tears out in that ring for the three letters that were printed at the center of the canvas! Fans who did nothing but boo me out of any and every arena I phucking stepped foot in chanted OPW, OPW, OPW so loud that it still echoes in my brain when I sit alone in silence sometimes! And even though those greedy self serving, self righteous, greedy PHUCKIN DOUCHE BAGZ took it upon themselves to take it from me, from what I understand they may have knocked down OPW but they still used the foundation we poured and cemented to build their empire upon! SO I’m sure somewhere on your little notepad there you can’t wait to ask me what my thoughts are on the promotion that was built and created after being torn from my very fingers…And well as I’m sure you and everyone else knows I have more than a lot to say about them, but I’ll tell ya right now some of it may surprise ya! Because as much as I want to sit here and rattle off insult after insult and tear it down like I know they tore me down behind my back, at the end of the day I really
!!!!F’N CAN’T!!!!
…Wait That’s Not TRUE…YES I CAN!!!!
I guess the correct word is WON’T! Because deep down I took and still very much so take solace in the FACT!...NOT OPINION MR. GREER…FROM THE ABSOLUTE PUT IT IN A SCIENCE TEXT BOOK TEACH A GOT DAMN CLASS ON IT PHUCKING FACT…That if you remove Outlaw Pro Wrestling from the equation entirely then there never is, was or would have been
!!!!!A F’N FIGHT TO BEGIN WITH!!!!
…Less You Count Who’s TuRN IT WAS TO DO THE JeRKiN IN THE CIRCLE!!!
SO to finally get down to it and answer your first question Mr. Greer the main reason I chose to do this with you instead of Ellen Degeneres, Bob Costas, Drew Brees or any other big name schmuck who is ultra famous because they stand next to other famous people and ask them questions, is because I wanted someone with a direct line to the pro wrestling fans themselves. Because while I was in the clink I have to admit I spent more time than I have in my entire career thinking and caring about what they thought! I spent a got damn lifetime going out of my way on several occasions to piss them off to the point they mentally said PHUCK the CONSEQUENCES and risked jumping the guardrail because they knew slamming their fist into my face would have made them feel better about themselves and their entire lives for ten seconds until either I or security got their hands on them and then we would reintroduce them to their reality the very hard way! But then for a year when my business was getting them to fill arenas night in and night out somewhere along the way I found that despite what I did or said it did matter to me…WHat they thought about the shows we put on, the things we did, the matches we had! And more times than I care to recall or admit over the past year the one method I was most fond of for passing the time was thinking about or plotting what I would do differently when I was released and allowed to resume my role at the head of the greatest PRO WRESTLING KINGDOM THIS WORLD HAS OR WILL EVER PHUCKING KNOW!...So point blank I chose you Mr. Greer because the only people I cared to address first or even at all wasn’t the dip shits responsible for putting me here, wasn’t the droves, flocks, armies, and conglomerates of every day douche bags who have suddenly taken an interest in me and my present predicament because three days from now I was supposed to be directly in the middle of the biggest public trial since the OJ Simpson trial…And I mean the circus sells itself..Pro RASSLER and owner of one of the largest porn distributors on the planet who also has been able to duck and dodge the hammer of JUSTICE ever since I was just a juvenile delinquent…The majority of the United States two faced hypocritical population would have shown up in droves everyday calling for my head! SO phuck every last one of them…And yes PHUCK EVERY GOT DAMN SELF SERVING DOUCHE DONKEY THAT HAD A HAND IN PUTTING ME HERE, but that isn’t even close to the things I have been literally aching, dying, wishing, hoping and even PRAYING I would get a chance to
!!!!!!SAY!!!!!!
I WANTED TO SPEAK TO THE WRESTLING FANZ AND LET THEM KNOW THE KING HAS RETURNED AND THAT THEY ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO STAND BESIDE OR BEHIND ME WHILE I AND EVERYONE ELSE GET READY TO FIGHT UNTIL WE LITERALLY TAKE EVERY GOT DAMN SCRAP OF IT BACK AND THEN SOME!
…ANd of course to tell them to perhaps put the kiddiez to bed because this fight as most fights that involve YOURZ TRULY tend to be will most likely sooner rather than later become an entirely different breed of VIOLENT, BLOODY, and JUST DOWN RIGHT PHUCKING DISTURBING! Because just like last time Mr. Greer the one thing we are all fighting for underneath the OPW banner is of course gold, glory, and all that greatness bull crap. But the one and only prize any of us are truly after is, was and always phucking will be is
!!!!!I.M.M.O.R.T.A.L.I.T.Y.!!!!!
…AND WE WON’T F’N STOP UNTIL WE F’N GET IT, GOT IT?!?!
But the human race will go the way of the dinosaurs before that one ever reaches an actual climax, pun very much intended! Next question…and Ms. James…NOTHER SHOT PLEASE AND THANK YOU MAM!
Mr. Greer: OK we will come back to FiGHT in just a little bit, but before that I think I as well as the wrestling fans you wanted to speak to would like to know exactly how and why you were released from prison mere days before what you and countless others have referred to as the “biggest circus trial since OJ?” And while we are on the subject why go through all the trouble of breaking out knowing they were going to release you anyway?
LA Johnny Stylez: Because the United States government, and more specifically the state of New York had not just wasted but taken way too much of my precious time already, so the way I phucking saw it the moment I received my papers about the evidence coming to light that cleared me of ALL…Let me say that one mo gin for the folks at home…CLEARED ME OF
!!!!!ALL THEM GOT DAMN CHARGE$!!!!!
AND ALL ASSETS WERE TO BE UNFROZEN & RETURNED EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!
And the state of New York is also responsible for compensating me for pain and suffering, lost wages and income , and my personal favorite defamation of character! Now you want to know what it was that cleared me of all the charges that would have sent your boy up the river for the rest of my natural born life? Well I’m not really at liberty to discuss the ins and outs of it yet, but one thing I can share with you all is that one of their key witnesses, the Outlaw Pro Wrestling fan base will know his name and face as the gentlemen who took it upon himself to follow OPW from city to city week after week doing his absolute damndest to sully the good name of THe PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa…Yes I am referring to none other than FBI Section Chief Inspector Det. John Rancour was compelled by the Holy SPirit or some shit and had a sudden attack of conscience and came forward and admitted to accepting bribes from members of the Wolf Family, as well as over looking and neglecting certain protocols in exchange for information he wasn’t allowed to divulge as well as leads he didn’t have permission to follow…SO even without this other evidence that came to light one of the FBI’s big wigs mishandling of this case had the entire thing declared a mother phucking
!!!!Mi$TRiaL!!!!!
…WHICH IS NOW MY FAVORITE WORD IN THE ENTIRE JUDICIAL SYSTEM GOD BLESS AMERIKA MUDDAH PHUCKA!!!
All because he blamed me for his daughter’s love of getting rammed in the booty on CAMERA! And his step daughter at that!
Trenton Greer: Wait, back up a second…Are you saying that Detective Rancour had it in for you because his step daughter is one of your porn stars?
LA Johnny Stylez; Not just any of our porn stars…One of my porn stars that OPW fans know very well…As a matter of fact she is one of the voices of Outlaw Pro Wrestling…The one and only Ma$oN MooRe! Who I very recently spoke to and she cannot wait to get back to work!
Trenton Greer: So you me…Wait hold on…Did you just say what I think you just said?
LA Johnny Stylez: What Detective Rancour is Mason Moore’s step dad? And blame’s me for it? She was sucking dick on CAMERA WAYYYYYYY before I bought into Brazzers! I mean phuck if anything he should be thanking me! Thanks to OPW she didn’t have to bang anyone on camera unless she wanted to…And man lemme tell you something SHE REALLY WANTED TO! Especially when ole Stratford ripped off El Gran Luchadore’s mask at Stairway…After that shit everytime PMoNT’s music hit she would get so wet Taj’s dumb ass had to wear fricken floaties at the announce table!
Trenton Greer: I…uh, I don’t know what to say to that, cept EWWW…I mean it’s kinda hot, but still ew! But no not that ya nasty bastard! The other thing!
LA Johnny Stylez: What that the state of New York and the United States government are fixing to payyyyyyyy your boy?
Trenton Greer: No ya DING DONG! MASON MOORE WANTING TO BACK TO WORK…And I’m not referring to her career in porn, quit dancing around the subject you know what I’m talking about! Are you saying what I think, and seriously hope you are saying?
LA Johnny Stylez: Hmmm I’ afraid you are going to have to be more specific this is me we are talking about here I’ve said a lottttttt of shit since we been sittin here homie!
Trenton Greer: ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU ARE BRINGING BACK OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING!!!
Johnny smirks at Greer and shakes his head as he once again looks down at his phone and we see three huge letters giving us a clear indication that there is at least a little bit of truth behind Mr. Greer’s assumption about the imminent return of the pro wrestling mecca known as Outlaw Pro Wrestling. Johnny looks down and sees that it is HBO and let’s the call go to voicemail. Johnny then takes the phone and sets it on the table and we see Johnny now has 8 missed calls all from HBO. Greer looks at it and then looks at Johnny and watches as his smirk turns into a full blown smile as he reaches in his back pocket and removes his platinum 4:19 cigarette case. He pops it open and removes a tightly rolled joint and pops it in his mouth as he fishes around his pocket grabbing his lighter. He then holds the joint out in front of him as he allows the tip of the orange dancing flame gently kiss the the thin rolling paper as he then sets the lighter down as he lightly blows on the end of the joint and puts it in his mouth and raises his eye brows as Greer stands there literally on the edge of his seat waiting for Johnny to say something…Anything. Johnny then takes another slow smooth hit as he exhales the smoke through his nostrils as he grabs the shot glass Jayden James sat down in front of them a few moments ago and then throws it back. He slams the glass on the bar and motions for Jayden to hit him again which she gladly drops everything else to go do. As she pours the drink Johnny finally looks at Greer and delivers his reply…
LA Johnny Stylez: AM I going to reopen Outlaw Pro Wrestling? I guess that is the question on everyone’s minds especially since FiGHT decided to close it’s doors indefinitely, to which I must reply
!!!!!!WELL DuH!!!!!
OF COURSE I AM REOPENING OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!!!
Why else would I call you all the way out here? WHy else would I want to speak to all the wrestling fans especially what is left of the Outlaw Nation? ]
Trenton Greer: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! THAT’S HUGE! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! But wait…hold on.
Greer grabs his shot glass and throws it back. He then grabs the shot Jayden poured for Johnny a few moments ago and throws that back as well. Johnny looks at him almost chuckling as he sits and puffs away at his joint shaking his head as Greer closes his eyes and shakes his head while making the face people make when they take a shot of whiskey and it becomes painfully obvious it’s not something they do very often. Greer shakes his head once more and then looks at Johnny as his eyes then turn to his notes looking them up and down. He then makes a quick and rash decision to pick his notes up crumbling them up and tossing them over his shoulder as Jayden James looks over at Johnny who flashes her a smile as he rolls his eyes. Greer then puts his serious face on and scoots his bar stool a little bit closer to Johnny and it appears it is time to get down to business.
LA Johnny Stylez: Uh-oh Jayden Sweet Heart looks like our guest here decided to put his big britches on…I believe it may be safe to assume the “hard” questions are coming up!
Jayden James: Ohh I like hard questions!
LA Johnny Stylez: You like hard anything!
Jayden James: RUDE! And sexual harassment!
LA Johnny Stylez; Jayden you can’t sexually harass a porn star, just like ya ca’t rape the willing!
Jayden James: True story! OK so what are we drinking now? Vodka? RUM?
LA Johnny Stylez: NO…PHUCK VODKA! They got any Johnny Walker BLUE in this shit hole?
Jayden James: It’s a strip club named BJ’s im gunna go with no!
LA Johnny StylezL GOT DAMNIT! OK, uh give us a couple of shots of Jameson…on the double! OK Mr. Greer, you said something about getting down to business???… Well by all means PePe,you waiting to see the bat signal or somethin?I? I aint got all night!
Trenton Greer: OK! Right, uhhh sorry it’s just well this is …well I mean come on all of this seems highly coincidental right? I meran you suddenly out of left field get released from prison clear of all charges…And there were a lot of them…But free and clear not ten minutes after FiGHT announces it is ceasing all activity for the near and clear future…Not to mention Xavier Wolf the silent owner of the FiGHT promotion gets shot and is no in a coma! DO you expect any of us to believe you had nothing to do with any of this I mean if anyone in the world not only has the motive but the means to pull all of this off it’s you, so I mean if you wanna get your lawyer on the phone and see what you can answer and what you can’t…But I believe people are going to want answers to these questions before they put any kind of faith in your ability to get OPW back off the ground!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well Mr. Greer I have to say I’m actually kind of surprised it took you this long to ask me these particular questions! I kinda also didn’t expect for you to ask me all of them at once either! But no need to worry because if you don’t think I have already answered these questions a hundred times over in my imagination as I anxiously awaited this moment even before I knew for sure that it was coming, it was the one thing that kept me going was praying to God that this day would come! But you and everyone else are going to need to understand a few things before I answer them so if you don’t mind I’d like to take a moment and make sure you understand these things so that I can also assume that the dildo’s sitting at home watching this shit who are literally on the edge of their seat waiting for this good ole fashioned DRAMA FEST to feed their addiction, understand it as well…That cool with you?
Trenton Greer: Uhhh yeah I guess!
LA Johnny Stylez: FANFRIGGINTASTIC because you really didn’t have a phucking choice I was just trying to be PC! How did I do?
Trenton Greer: Uh…
LA Johnny STylez: You’re right like I actually have a single teeny tiny phuck to give OK…SO! Shall we proceed?
Trenton Greer: Wait are you actually ask…?
LA Johnny Stylez: Greer, for phucks sake man! Look why don’t you take some of those gusher inside of your man purse and stick them in your mouth so that way even if you actually feel like speaking you won’t be physically able to because you will then drop the small droplets of heaven that will be in that dick garage you call a mouth! Because look here compadre! I can’t do this with you interrupting me every ten seconds asking me shit I’m either going to get to or doesn’t need answering to begin with! SO you sit there and do your thing, and I’ll sit right here and do mine, k? K! But yo wait hold up one more thing PiMpIN! IF you phuck around and eat all those gushers I’m most likely going to kill you and dump your body in Harlem!
Johnny then grabs Greer’s satchel by it’s long strap and gives it a gentle tug causing it to drag from a few inches behind them to right in front of them Johnny then nods with his head as Greer rolls his eyes yet still sinks his hand into the satchel removing a pack of Gushers. With a single stride he rips open the bag turns it upside down in the air and the contents tumble into his mouth as he quickly jumbles up the paper in his hand and mockingly salutes the DoN oF Di$ReSPeCT and so Johnny’s explanation begins!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK so before we jump into the subject of FiGHT and my thoughts and feelings on the whole magoo there are a few things I believe everyone need understand before hand! Chief among them is that despite what I’m sure everyone wants to believe I’m afraid as coincidental as it may seem, speaking only for MYSELF and MY side of things I can promise each and every last one of you doubting Thomas mother phuckers that the reopening of Outlaw Pro Wrestling had absolutely nothing to do with FiGHT closing! They didn’t decide to shut their doors because we were coming back…Or at least that is the impression I got from th entire situation. Unfortunately for all of you looking to this for answers I’ afraid if you would like that question answered you will have to ask them, because I barley even watched FIGHT on TV, I was never there so I can’t speak to their motivations behind anything. DO I have my own assumptions? YEah sure
!!!!EVeRyOnE F’N DoEZ!!!!
…But YoU KNoW WHaT THey SaY ABoUT OpINioNZ n ASSHoLEZ, DOn’T CHA?...IF NOT GOOGLE IT!
But as far as I know the reopening of Outlaw Pro Wrestling ad the closing of the world wide phenomenon known as FIGHT Wrestling was coincidental as hard to believe as that may seem…ANd believe me I get it. If I was one of you bass ackwardz fans who didn’t know my ass from my hat just looking at the situation it would be hard for me to believe it as coincidence as well. But there were no legal ramifications with OPW coming back that caused FiGHT to close. Xavier Wolf, as big of a got damn wet rag
!!!!!F’N PUSSY!!!!!
AS HE IS, IS ACTUALLY QUITE CLEVER AND SAVY WHEN IT COMES TO THESE MATTERZ!
ANd if we are just being honest with each other, even though I never watched a single episode of Venom, I am just as upset as most of the wrestling fans that watched Venom religiously that it closed because one of the main reasons I kept in shape while I was locked away was because I was preparing for a return to the ring and the one and only place I would have worked would have been in FiGHT! But fate dealt us all a much different hand and I as always played the got damn cards
!!!!I WAS F’N DEALT!!!!
SO NoW THE QUESTION YOU MUST ALL ASK YOURSELVEZ IS..
You really wanna bet against me? Yeah I may have nothing and perhaps I’m bluffing my ass off…Or maybe I’m sitting on a ROYAL PHUCKING FLUSH! Shit again if we are all just being real with one another, I have always won so got damn much over the course of my career most of you dip shitz assume I’m playing with a loaded or rigged deck to begin with! Either way betting against me is never…EVER A WISE MOVE! SO believe me when I phuckin tellz ya…Today aint the got damn day you wanna start that! Yes I am coming off a heavy loss. I will give credit where it is due. THree hundred and sixty five days ago I was quite a blow in my own backyard no les! I mean I really got an understanding of how Xavier Wolf felt when he dropped the ball and lost the Immortal CHampionship to Stephen Stratford at the SyNDiCaTE PPV! But one thing about yourz truly is I have always been a quick study when it comes to learning from my defeats and when the stakes are as high as they are you will rarely see me make the same mistakes twice! SO now Mr. Greer now that I have said that, I will now give you the opportunity to ask me any and every question you want to about FiGHT! But know this BUCKO…This is the first and VERY
!!!!F’N LAST TIME!!!!
I WILL ANSWER ANY OF THESE QUESTIONZ!!!
SO make sure you ask em all because anything left unanswered will be nothing more than SPECULATION AND TOO F’N BAD!!! NOW...go ahead sir!
Trenton Greer: Wow this is kind of like THe GoDFather! Because you are probably going to lie to huh?
LA Johnny Stylez: How dare you sir! LA Johnny Stylez may be many things and shit I’ll admit most of those things may very well be negative…But a liar…Meh not so much! DId I ever have any problems sharing with the general public the truth about Action Wrestling?
Trenton Greer: Ohh sweet baby Jesus no indeed!
LA Johnny Stylez: AGW?
Trenton Greer: WHat in the hell is an AGW?
LA Johnny Stylez: EXACTLY!...OK how about F2B?
Trenton Greer: OK fair enough! FIne, I guess my first question is…A few times you made mention of you never watching a single episode of FiGHT’s flagship program VENOM. Is that really true, and if so, why?
Stylez with an arrogant smirk on his face and fire in his eyes looks like he is fixing to do what all of you are home are practically already wincing because of what you think he is about to do, which is one of the things he does better than anyone else on the planet (walking around it or buried beneath it) which is spew his own particular brand of VENOM that enters your body through your ears almost immediately infecting the deepest caverns of your human psyche causing your blood to boil, your thoughts to race, and more times often than not you notice the sudden and abrupt loss of your ability to control your emotions and his verbal poison finds a place inside of your brain that evokes humiliation, anger, jealousy, sadness, fear, doubt, and then finally his personal favorite helplessness as you then feel a sharp pain below your waist sometimes it’s the right sometimes it’s the left, and there have also been reports of it being right in the crack. Yet no matter where this mental pain manifests doesn’t make a difference because at the end of the day the physical manifestation of this mental pain is you suffering through a common condition even more commonly referred to as being
!!!!!B.U.T.T. H.U.R.T.!!!!!
WHiCH IS THeN TyPiCaLLy FoLLoWeD By NaUSea AND MiGRAINEZ!!!
…Migraines from the possible concussion you are most likely suffering after the public beatdown you received at his hands and nausea because after catching one humiliating public ass whipping you have to wake up in the middle of the night looks yourself in the mirror and accept the fact that most of the shit HE SAID ABOUT YOU…IS TRUE…ANd your ass pain is just your body’s way of dealing with that very fact!
…HoWEVeR
As you and Mr. Greer sit and prepare for a verbal onslaught a little over three hundred and sixty five days in the making, suddenly Johnny’s arrogant grin vanishes and the fire in his eyes suddenly burns out and he slumps back in his seat as if Greer’s question caused him to suffer the same symptoms he is used to inflicting on others. Then suddenly we see it as Johnny’s eyes shoot up from the ground and up to the right corner above the bar to a flat screen television where we see the local news broadcast discussing the ongoing search for the man presently sitting at the bar who was due to be released from Riker’s island federal prison hours ago. The reporters are discussing the huge circus of a public trial that was to see LA Johnny Stylez finally get spanked by the United States Judicial System that he has some how by the grace of God managed to duck, dodge, and escape at every turn which is amazing considering the man commits at least three crimes before most of you have your breakfast.
But as the reporters go on and on discussing the facts of this very interesting situation they also flashed a few still shots of Johnny during his days in New Edge Wrestling, his early days of running OPW…and his finally days of running OPW, which saw him standing at the top of the entrance ramp with the OPW XTradition Championship Belt wrapped around his waist and the world’s favorite head turning, jaw dropping, LuSTy and EVEN MORE Bu$Ty…Mrs. LiL Na$Ty HERSELF Anicka Swan in his arms arrogantly smirking at the crowd moments after revealing their relationship to the entire world.
They say a picture if worth a thousand words and that is clearly the case here as Johnny’s eyes are clearly staring off into space as only God knows what his thoughts are currently whispering to him as we can almost see the debate/struggle going on inside his head as he looks up at Greer who has this…”YOU GUNNA ANSWER ME OR WHAT DICKHEAD?” look plastered across his face as the sound of vibrating breaks his train of thought as he looks up at the bar at his phone that he flips over so the screen is facing up, as he rolls his eyes when he sees that once again HBO is BLOWING UP HIS PHONE, as Greer then decides to ask another question before Johnny answers the first one, which Johnny breathes a sigh of relief before giving his reply to Greer as he asks…
Trenton Greer; Johnny they have been calling…
LA Johnny Stylez: Every 55 minutes since I told them I was officially a free man out of Riker’s!
Trenton Greer: SO why don’t you answer it? I mean if you are bringing back OPW don’t the two of you have some shit that needs straightening out?
LA Johnny Stylez: Of course we do! But OPW isn’t coming back tomorrow or even the day after that..WHICH MEANS THEY CAN PHUCKING WAIT! They are going to need to learn to do that as much as they can and as quickly as they can, cause I don’t intend to make anything remotely close to the same mistakes I made last time. I don’t intend to ever have my company taken from me ever again, and I don’t intend to allow “The Producers”, The Sam Laramie’s, Miss Michelle’s, Kal Wolf’s, or and phucking especially The Roger PHUCKING WRIGHT’s stick their nose in my got damn business telling me how to run my got damn company! And I have and will take certain steps to ensure that shit won’t happen! Outlaw Pro Wrestling is MINE…and I will phucking run it as I phucking see fit! And this time I don’t need a SyNDiCaTe or a got damn cRu to enforce my laws…This time they will hear, respect and LIVE MY LAW or they will regret it before, during, and after I make them PAY FOT IT! It’s a brand new day Mr. Greer…It is a brand new Outlaw Pro Wrestling! Let me ask you a question SIR…
Trenton Greer: But what about my FiGHT questions you said I could…
LA Johnny Stylez: DUDE!...Don’t interrupt me when I am speaking…The phucks-sa-matta with you huh? What were you phuckin raised in PARTS UNKNOWN OR SOMETHIN? I will beat you like you stole something up in here if you interrupt me again ya digg?
Trenton Greer: Forgive me…Oops…Sorry…You were saying…Or uhh asking? You know what I mean!?!
LA Johnny Stylez: I was saying…Do you believe in fate Mister?
Trenton Greer: Uhhh, yeah…No?....Kinda?
LA Johnny Stylez: Pick one please…
Trenton Greer: Well it’s kind of life’s trick question if you really are asking? Do I believe in fate as far as our lives already being pre determined? SHIT NO!!! But I believe greatness exists for those bold enough to truly…and I mean truly seek it out! I believe there are certain things we are all meant to do, but we have to properly navigate our paths if we are to ever reach I guess what most people would refer to as their “DeSTiNy.” I believe everything happens for a reason, and I believe we are just as capable of failure as we are success. I don’t think it has already been decided which one lies ahead for us. In other words I think it was Sarah Conner who said “there is no fate except what we make for ourselves!”
LA Johnny Stylez: WAIT! STOP! Bruh did you just quote a character from Terminator like they were Shakespere or Thomas Jefferson?
Trenton Greer: What? Does the credit go to James Cameron? What?
LA Johnny Stylez: Nothing Im just pretty sure we just became best friends!
Trenton Greer: Feel the same way do ya?
LA Johnny Stylez: It’s almost like I said it myself…
Johnny and Greer stop turn towards the 4th wall and poke a hole in that bitch by winking at all of you for a brief moment before returning to the present.
LA Johnny Stylez: Anyway the reason I asked was because even in the beginning of my sabbatical at Riker’s Island when every single one of my high dollar Lawyers were telling me I should have signed Xavier Wolf to Brazzers instead of OPW because of how good he seemingly phucked me, I still knew in the back of my mind that one day we would all be here again! Outlaw Pro Wrestling was too strong a force, too passionate a voice, too unique an idea, and too cool for phucking school I knew the end wasn’t the end! But like you said some shit is just meant to be. I’m not going to sit here and even pretend I know how the got damn universe works because like every other person walking this Earth no matter what they may claim or say none of us know
!!!!!JACK SHIT!!!!!
WHEN IT COMES TO THE WAYZ OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
ALLz I phucking know is MYSELF…And my place in the world in which I live! I know what I am capable of, and I know what I’m willing to do in order to get what I want, and to take that one a step further what I am willing to do to those who would try and keep it from me! Because one thing everyone learns about me sooner or later one way or the other Mr. Greer is LA Johnny Stylez has always and will always
!!!!GETZ WHAT I F’N WANT!!!!
AnD RIGHT NOW I WANT EVERYONE AND THEIR MAMA TO KNOW…
That if you want to know the answers to all the questions involving myself and the wrestling promotion known as FiGHT…THen I’m afraid you are all going to have to wait until I address all that when I walk out on stage at the Hammerstein Ballroom on Monday Night SHoWCa$E!!!
Trenton Greer: Wait…what? NO! You can’t do that!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes I phucking can! Who is going to stop me?...YOU? HA! Xavier Wolf? DOUBLE PHUCKING HA! Listen to me G…Once upon a time I thought Xavier Wolf and Myself had a lot of things in common. But the more I got to know that inked up IDIOT, I realized that couldn't be further from the truth! For instance when I have a problem or need to say something to or about someone, I tend to tell them to their faces! Which is reason number one I am waiting until SHoWCa$e to answer all the questions I know you were going to ask me about FiGHT and everything in between! Just like I knew that you have been live streaming this little conversation of ours since I got here! SO to all of you at home who were waiting to hear me answer these questions and say what I have to say after a year of life behind bars. Know I have a whole hell of a lot to say, and you had all better make sure you tune into SHOWCASE SO YOU CAN HEAR WHAT THE PHUCK I GOTTA SAY! Because believe me when I tell ya you won’t believe your ears! Because one thing I can promise each and every last one of you, is that the last year of my life was one of the most miserable yet eye opening experiences of my entire life. THe man who was handcuffed in the middle of his own pay per view, by the people who were supposed to be his friends is not the man you see standing before you today! Just like the Outlaw Pro Wrestling that went off the air in Tokyo Japan a little over a year ago, aint the company that is going to come to you all live and in living color back on HBO next Monday! But we will get to all of that on SHoWCa$e, for now I think the only thing you all need to know is that while a lot has and will change about myself and Outlaw Pro Wrestling…Still one thing none of you should ever forget is that more times often than not…The more things change…The more they also stay the same…So on that note ladies and gentz speaking of things that haven’t and won’t ever change is the simple fact that those of you who thought you had seen the last of me…Who thought I was finally going to get what was coming to me, to all of those who thought they had knocked me down hard enough to where I was going to stay down…Who thought that they had finally heard the last of me…Can all once again gather yourselves into one big gigantic group and keep on hating and keep on bitching…But the one thing you can all do above and beyond any and all of that is of course just for old time’s sake take this wonderful GoD GiVe OppoRTuNiTy to CLOSE YOUR COCK SuCKeRZ and of course asssssss phucking ALWAYZ
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
…DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN’T F’N MISS ME!!!!
…And so while we were in the middle of all this here, something sneaky happening you catch out the corner of your eye at the top right corner of your screen! Suddenly Jayden James in her daisy duke cootchie cutter shorts that look like someone painted them shits onto her body, and a bright blue bikini top with a black and silver studded belt wrapped around her waist and some black and white stripped knee high socks. She looked unfrickenbelievable, I mean this chick is FRiGGiN SeXy as SHIT…Can I get an Amen or what yall?
..Good that's what I thought…but anyway her cell phone rings and the moment her eyes focus and read the name on the screen of her cell phone as the incoming call forces it to vibrate in her hands, as she manages to catch it before her ring tone gets loud enough to interrupt.
We then see Johnny’s eyes briefly shoot to the side noticing Jayden’s sudden and abrupt departure, but like the consummate professional he is, turns his attention back to Mr. Greer and his live streaming audience says his lil schtick and then immediately his eyes dart over looking for Jayden James who is walking back up and is barley able to get her phone back in her pocket before she notices the look on Johnny’s face. And this particular look boys and girls says everything she needs to know. He doesn’t have to ask, because this look already did it for him. SO she of course replies!
Jayden James: Alright kiddos, let’s pack it up pack it end…Time to blow this friggin popsicle stand!
LA Johnny Stylez: PHRASING!!!
Jayden James: BLOW ME, how is that for phrasing?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well you could at least ask nicely!
Jayden James: WAIT! So now I have to ask?
LA Johnny Stylez: What?...I mean, I dunno…Look phuck you I’ve been behind bars for a year!
Jayden James: Yeah so? That didn’t stop them from letting us come to see you on Sundays! And then there was that month where they let two of us in because you kept telling the guards it was your BIRTHDAY!
LA Johnny Stylez: It was my birthday?!?
Jayden James: No your birthday was on freakin Wednesday this past year!
LA Johnny Stylez: PHUCK THAT! When I pay them as much as I did my got damn birthday is whenever the phuck I say it is! Alrighty enough of this banter you just make yourself useful and grab a couple of these bottles and loose that top on the way to the limo! And hey YO WATCH DAWG…DRUGZ?
Watch Dawg finally comes out of the corner but still has that Whipped Puppy look on his face as the sudden stirring of everyone seems to have caused those of us that didn’t know what in the hell was going on a bit of confusion. SO Watch Dawg’s reply is a simple and pathetic…
Watch Dawg: Huh?
LA Johnny Stylez: DRUGS MOTHER PHUCKER! This is a strip joint in New York CIty, asshat am I safe to assume that a strip club with a name like BJ’s has at stash on hand somewhere and if not at least one or two dealer’s present it is phucking Saturday Night for crying out loud!
Watch Dawg: Yeah there is some bud and some chach in my top desk drawer in my office!
LA Johnny Stylez: Chach?...You mean COKE? You know what bruh you really are phuckin worthless! Go back in your corner and do your best to pretend you are invisible before I loose my phuckin temper and break something of yours that makes life more difficult for the next 3-6 months…And someone please find me a…
Suddenly before Johnny can say anything some kid with a bright red New York Yankees hat, three elaborate gold and platinum chains over his Saquon Barkley New York Giants football jersey walks up and says…
Random DooD: Mr. Stylez I think I may be of some assistance sir…
Johnny doesn’t say anything just looks the guy up and down as he turns his head and looks at Watch Dawg’s fiance and apparently Johnny’s newest BRAZZERS girl who simply nods her head letting Johnny know he was ok…Johnny then looks up at the sky and mouths the words…THANK YOU GOD! Johnny then pulls his head back down looks at the guy and says to him before looking at me…
LA Johnny Stylez: OK My DuDe, follow the lovely Ms. James out to the limo you can ride with us, and Mr. Greer…You comin with us or are you gunna sit here all night and watch Brooklyn’s favorite B SQUAD phuck your spank bank all up?
Trenton Greer: But, wait we can’t go anywhere!
LA Johnny Stylez: Why the phuck not?
Trenton Greer: The interview? I have like a zillion more questions…Like what are the legal ramifications of you being let go…Are any of OPW’s main players going to be coming back? Are you making any big changes to OPW that we the fans should know about…ANd that’s only three and look!
I hold up my notebook that has at least five pages front and back of questions I felt needed answers. Johnny looks it up and down and then over at Jayden James who is smiling as Johnny motions with his head that she and his new drug dealer go get in the car. Johnny then looks at me and shakes his head as he grabs the notebook and closes it. He sighs and shakes his head as he then with a half smirk begins to reply…
LA Johnny Stylez: SO who says we have to finish this shit right here? I assume you are able to ask questions and record my answers while riding in a moving vehicle yes?
Trenton Greer: Um… OF COURSE I CAN!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK then stop being a little bitch and get off your ass and let’s go you are wasting all kinds of time!
Trenton Greer: OK well can you at least tell me where in the holy hell are we going?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well Mr. Greer…I’ve been in jail for a little over a year, I had some pressing business I needed to take care of and I have taken care of it…ANd we are in New York CIty…Now that the work is done it means it’s time to go play…And if you are a man with lots of money looking to play in New York CIty where in the phuckin phuck would you go?
Johnny/Greer: THE VELVET RABBIT!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: YESSS SIR! Now please, quit dragging ass would ya time is of the essence!
Trenton Greer: Don’t gotta tell me twice shit…Let’s go, but do you think we could make one quick stop before we get there?
LA Johnny Stylez: For wh…? You ran out of gushers didn’t you?
Trenton Greer: IN the since that they were in my bag and now they are gone yes…But I think we both know you put a hurting on them ever since we started speaking!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well I mean they are phucking delicious, I just couldn’t help myself! But look if anyone asks say it was Jayden’s fault!
Trenton Greer: Shit it’s Saturday Night and you are taking me to the Velvet Rabbit I’ll say anything you want!
And with that we stood up and headed for the door. As we go to make out exit Johnny stops and looks like he forgot something. He then quickly turns around and swings the door to BJ’s wide open as everyone left in there turns and looks at Johnny the same way they did when he first entered it. Johnny then looks at the security guards and points to the only moderately pretty girl anywhere in the vicinity who as far as we know is still Watch Dawg’s Fiance and Johnny points right at her and says…
LA Johnny Stylez: Fellas…She’s in charge! And Watch Dawg…if I come back here and anything has happened to my newest employee I swear on my life she won’t be the only one I film getting phucked in the ass before the sun comes up ya digg, but she might be the only person I film who likes it, ya digg? K yall have a good night, and while you are at it…Why not
!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!UP!!!!!!
…Velvet Rabbitt HeRe We CoME!!!
And with that Johnny turns and gets in the limo and thus begins a period of this journalists life that I some how won’t be able to recall yet at the same time NEVER BE ABLE TO FORGET!! SO make sure you stay tuned boys and girls because I assure you this adventure is far from over! And some of the things THe PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa and I discuss you simply won’t want to miss! SO as usual at the end of one of these this is Trenton Greer once again the head of Outlaw Pro Wrestling’s INternet Department suggesting that you all stay tuned and always keep in mind that this time just like all the udder times
….HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$uRE!!!
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