Post by lajohnnystylez on Apr 6, 2020 0:20:20 GMT -5
Taj Escobar: What a friggin match this is going to be!
Mason Moore: What I like about this match is that it could have main evented any generation of pro wrestling over the last twenty years, because in that ring right now are four of the absolute bes to ever play this got damn game!
Vince Walters: VIncent and Xavier BlackWolf taking on the OPW Immortal Tag Team Chapions of the World, I.N.F.A.M.O.U.S. Brandon Moore & LA Johnny Stylez! AND while we are still hazey on some of the details there is absolutely no love lost between Both Wolf Brothers and Stylez and Moore! Especially from Xavier’s days when he went by the name Nomad!
Taj Escobar: This has to be the top of the list of any real wrestling fans dream maytch list...and here we are bringing it to you live on pay per view and it aint even the main event! Who said we aren’t the fricken big leagues?...GET BENT!
Looks like Johnny and Xavier are gunna start this one off, until Johnny walks to the center of the ring and motions he wants Vin in the ring. Xavier shakes his head and denys Johnny his request and he says...YOU DON’T WANT HIM IN HERE JOHN!...Johnny then walks over and shoves Xavier and tells him to listen to what the phuck he is tellin him. He points to Vin again, and Xavier rolls his eyes walks over to his corner exteds his hand and tags his brother in. Vin gets in the ring almost laughing, as he and Johnny start circling each other. They go to lock up, but Johnny hits a nice standing back switch, Johnny attempts to power him over, bu Vin aint havin none of that as he hits a standing back switch then simply lifts Johnny in the air and tosses him to the ground with a back judo throw. The fans pop loudly as Vin dusts his hands off and makes a joke between he and his brother. Johnny on his ass looks humiliated and furious. Vin offers to help Johnny up which only makes him matter. Johnny slaps VIns hand out of his face, as Vin smirks and shrugs and says…”Suit yourself Dumbass!” Johnny then shoots up and is all over Vincent Wolf like white on rice just pummeling him with rights and lefts. UNtil Vinc comes firing up with an uppercut that staggers Stylez back...Vins with a few quick shots to the side of the head, winds up and goes for a wild clothlesline that Johnny ducks, and uses his boot to kick Vincent Wolf in the ass and send him flying into a Brandon Moore cheap forearm shot straight to the face that allows Johnny to run up behind Vincent and hit a ruthless BACKSTABBER. Johnny ten shoots up looks over and extends his middle finger at Xavier and tags in his partner Bradon Moore.
Taj Escobar: I knew it! I knew it was only a matter of time before that snake brought VIncent the one place he doesn’t wanna be in that ring...In that snake pit that is I.N.F.A.M.O.U.S. corner!
Vince Walters: Look the Wolf Brothers are an exceptional tag team, there is no denying that...But Brandon Moore and Johnny Stylez are THE OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD...OF THE WORLD FRENCHY! THat makes them better than the best!
Mason Moore; Well True Story thats what it means to hold those belts...But we can talk about all that when the bell rings to end this match because between now and then literally anythng can happen.
Brandon Moore comes in and drops his knee right into the small of VIncent’s back, as Moore stands behind him pulls his face up and buries his fist into the top of his forehead. Moore then grabs a hold of the top rope using it for leverage as he stomps Vincent Wolf like he was on fire or some shit. Moore picks Vincent Wolf and shoves him into the turnbuckles, where he stands with his back to Vincent holdig him up in the corner as he wavies to Xavicer as he begins to repeatedly ram his elbows into the side of Vinz head...And then a after four hard elbow shots Moore walks out a little way and waits for Vin to stager out a little more before hitting a perfectly placed PELE kick that sends Vin flying back into the corner where Moore tags Stylez back in.
Johny comes in and drops and elbow to the back of Vincent Wolf’s head as he picks him up and pouts Vincent on the top turnbuckle;. Johnny then turns around and walks towards the middle of the ring shooting his mouth off at Xavier Wolf who steps through the ropes and tries to persnally shut Johnny’s mouth, as ref Josh Cole steps in and physically tries to restrain Xavier. We see Brandon Moore steps up and smacks Vincent while he is on the top turnbuckle. As Johnny comes back steps up on the second turnbuckle and powers VIncent Wolf over with a superplex. Johnny quickly gets to his feet drags Vincent Wolf over and tags in Bradon Moore. Johnny holds Wolf’s leg a Moore comes in and they both grabs Vincent Wolf’s leg lift it high in the air and slam his knee onto the canvas.
Mason Moore: And Johnny and Brandon clearly have a game plan here, and look at Xavier over on the otherside of the ring heaven help em both if he is somehow able to get into this match!
Vince Walters: Yeah but with the efficencey that Johnny and Brandon are executing their game plan I am not sure he will ever get that chance.
Taj Escobar: Again you never count out those Wolf Brothers until the bell rings ending the match!
Vince Walters: Every single week I wonder how you still have a job!
Taj Escobar: You aren’t alone there asshole!
Moore goes to pick up Vincent Wolf who is on hs knees but he is able to land a forearm to Moore’s gut staggering Moore. Wolf follows it up with another and another allwing Vincent to get to his feet Moore lunges forward with a desperation clothlesline that Vincent Wolf ducks and then out of desperation himself clips Moore right in the chin with a superkick of his own! The fans pop huge as Johnny is on his side going nuts as is Xavier Wolf is pleading for his brother to crawl over to their corner. Johnny orders Josh Cole over to the otherside of the ring to keep Xavier from “cheating.” As soon as Josh Cole turns his back Johnny hold his hands in th air and claps them together making the sound of a tag despite Moore being at least three feet away from his tag partner. Johnny comes in and puts the boots to Vincent Wolf as the fans are really letting Johnny have it. Johnny picks up Vincent Wolf and hits a perfectly executed swinging neckbreaker as Johnny hits it and dusts his hands off like Vincent had done to him eariler as Johnny lays his back over Vincent Wolf with an arrogant cover as he counts along with Josh Cole
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And Vincent Wolf hooks Johnny into a crucifix pin attempt and puts him on his shoulders as the fans pop HUGE
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….THRE NO NO NO JOHNNY KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND. But Vincent is close to his brother as he crawls over and MAKES THE TAG AND THE ROOF ALMOST BLOWS OFF THE ARENA as Xavier Wolf enters the ring with an evil smile. Johnny has made it back to his feet and runs into Xavier Wolf and almost bounces off of him like he had a forcefield around him as he knocks Johnny on his ass with a shoulder tackle. Moore gets in and Xavier meets him in the middle of the ring. Moore attempts a punch to the face which Xavier easily blocks as he he shoots his head right into Moore’s nose with one of the most vicious headbutts ever LANDED! He staggers Moore back but grabs Moore’s head pits it in his arm pit and PHUCKING DRILS HIM with a DDT! Johnny is up and tries to attack Xavier from behind untl Vincent comes out of left field and drills Stylez with a spear!!! Johnny then rolls out of the ring as momentum has clearly shifted in favor of the Wolf brothers.
Taj Escobar: My my how the tables have turned!
Vince Walters: GOT DAMN THAT XAVIER WOLF PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER!
Mason Moore: Well don’t sugar coat it sweetie why don’t you tell us how you really feel!
Vince Walters: I can’t Johnny said the FCC said I needed to watch my mouth!
Taj Escobar: Oh really? Well you are doing a marvelous job!
Vince Walters: Thank you Taj I really appreciate that!
Taj Escobar: I’m surrounded by idiots!
Mason Moore: And a wonderful pair of tits if I do say so myself!
Vince Walters: TRUE STORY!!!
Johnny and Brandon are trying to regroup on the outside as the Wolf Brothers are daring Stylez and Moore to get back in the ring. Johnny takes his time getting back in the ring, DEMANDING that Josh Cole force Xavier to keep his distance as Moore and Vincnet make their way back to their respective corners. Johnny finally gets back in the ring and he and Xavier instantly lock up. Xavier hits a standing back switch and then clobbers Johnny Stylez with a clothlesline to the back of the head that sends him right down to the mat. As Xavier is yelling something at Johnny, who crawls over to his corner and tags in Moore. Moore forces Cole to back up Xavier as he makes his way in the ring. Moore doesn’t shy away at all as he meets Xavier head on and the two begin trading bows immediately. Xavier winds up getting the better of the exchange, as he grabs Moore by the arm and Irish whips him to the ropes, only Moore is able to reverse it, and when Xavier goes to the side Johnny was on, Johnny was there to shoot a knee into Xavier’s back causing him to stumble forward and Brandon Moore runs toward Xavier Wolf grabs X by the head and drills him to the mat with a running DDT of his own. Moore reaches out and tags in Stylez, as Moore then goes and pulls Xavier’s face back as he has WOlf locked in a half ass Camel CLUTCH. Johnny comes in with a full head of steam and kicks Xavier’s exposed face right in the nose and the fans let out a gasp at the nastiness of the move. Vincent Wolf comes in and hits a running knee to the back of Bradon Moore and sends him flying into Stylez causing them to knock knoggins. Xavier Wolf then shoots up grabs Johnny and powers him down to the mat with a double A spine buster but falls to the mat as both men lay in a heap of exhaustion.
Both men wind up using each other to pull each other up and start trading blows on their knees. Everytime X lands one the crowd cheers everytime Stylez lands one they boo. Eventually Stylez rams his thumb in X’s eye, and then shoots up ramming his knee into X’s face. Johnny then grabs X hooking his arm around his head and drills him to the mat with a SNOWPLOW!!! Johnny then falls down and makes the cover as Jossh COle drops down to make the count
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! X GOT THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN THE KNICK!!!!
Johnny sits up and looks at Josh Cole with the same contempt that every member of the human speices with a vagina does, including his mother most likely. Johnny asks Josh Cole if he even knows how to count to three. Johnny jerks X up and whips him into he and Moore’s turnbuckle, and Johnny goes running in only to eat a boot from Xavier, and before Moore can react Xavier throws an elbow that catches Moore right on the chin. Xavier then explodes out of the corner with a MAFIA kick that almost turns Johnny inside out. He rolls Johnny over and goes for the pin attempt himself
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NO NO NO NO NO Johnny was too close to the ropes and got his foot on the bottom rope!!!!
Xavier sits up and you can see the frustration building on his face. Xavier then quickly jerks Stylez up by his arm and shoots him over to he and Vin’s corner. As soon as Johnny’s back smacks the padded steel, Vin decks Johnny in the back of the head! Sending Johnny stumbling out of the corner as Xavier runs up shoves Johnny’s head in between his legs as he lifts Johnny high in the air and slams him down onto the mat with a vicious jackknife powerbomb!!! X then holding Johnny’s leg holds his hand out and tags his brother back in. Vin gets in the ring and viciously kicks Johnny in his knee that Xavier was holding out for his brother. VIn then picks Johnny up, and lifts him in the air holding his leg bent and then slamming his knee against his for a knee breaker. Johnny is trying to crawl towards his side of the ring to tag Moore in who is reaching but Vin floats over and puts a stop to that, locking Johnny in a front chancery, lifting him up and dropping him with a front suplex. X calls out to Vin and points to the turnbuckle across the ring from theirs and drags his thumb across his throat telling him it’s time to put these chumps away.
Taj Escobar: And the WOlves have managed to give these two INFAMOUS dickheads a taste of their own medecine as they have managed to cut Johnny off from his partner!
Vince Walters: It’s cheap dirty shit and OPW officals shouldn’t stand for it! Fire Josh COle YESTERDAY!!!
Mason Moore: Jeez louise I haven’t seen you this worked up when you found out Black Widow wasn’t nominated for an OSCAR!
Taj Escobar: You’re joking right?
Vince Walters: No why would she be joking?
Taj Escobar: Because the movie isn’t even out yet DUFUS!
Vince Walters: Taj you and your fuckin details!
Vin picks Johnny up hooks his arm and blows a kiss to Moore as he drills Johnny with a brainbuster! Vin then pops up and points to the turnbuckle he brother pointed at a few moments ago. When the crowd pops a smile comes over Vin’s face like he was glad to be back in he ring. He then ascends to the top rope, drags his thumb across his throat, and then leaps off we see flashes in the crowd as Vin twists high in the air and goes for that infamous Wolf Corckscrew headbutt, but Johnny got his knees up just as Vincent was coming down! The crowd let out a huge gasp, and Johnny is able to make it back to his feet and he picks up Vin and hits a half ass version of THE INSULT-2-INJURY!!!! The SPINNING UNPRITTIER!!! But Johnny after suffering all that punishment just falls over. He then begins to slowly crawl towards his corner as he eventually makes it over and tags in Moore, as Moore comes running in and he hooks Vincent’s leg trying to make the most of Johnny hitting his finisher damn near in the middle of the ring.
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……...THR KICKOUT AGAIN!!!!
The fans let out a deep gasp as they are all now on the edge of their seats as Brandon Moore pounds the mat in frustration. He springs over and clobbers Xavier knocking him off of the edge of the ring as he turns around to a boot to the gut from Vincent Wolf, and Wolf nails Brandon Moore with a pedigree right in the middle of the ring as Vincnet rolls Moore’s seemingly lifeless carcass over and hooks the leg
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….3 NO NO NO SAVE BY LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!
Stylez yells at Moore to get up..GeT UP!!! Johnny grabs Vincent and has him hooked like he is going to drop him with a reverse ddt, but instead lifts him in the air like he is going for a Curtain Call, but instead Johnny brings him down while he is in midair and grabs VInce’s head for a stunner type move for Johnny’s old finisher he calls THE CURTAIN JERKER!! Johnny then goes over to the corner where he and Brandon were, while Moore gets to his feet on the otherside! Johnny waitrs for Moore to stand up in the corner Xavier was a few moments ago. Once Moore and Stylez lock eyes, Johnny yells GO! As Moore takes off running as Vin was getting to his knees…
Taj Escobar: And it looks like the CHAMPS are ready to go for their tag finisher THE HERO KILLER!!!
Mason Moore: BUT NO!!! Vincent moved out of the way and Moore runs right into Stylez knocking Johnny backwards a little bit!!!!
Vince Walters: ANd Look XAVIER HAS SLID BACK INTO THE RING!!!!
Vincent Wolf shoots up runs and clothleslines Johnny over the top rope, while Xavier is behind Moore just begging him to turn around. More is holding his head after knocking noggins with Johnny a few moments ago, and turns around and Xavier damn near takes his head off with a MAFIA KICK, but the kick doesn’t take Moore off his feet, as it just spins him around and soon as he spins around he walks right into a PIERCING SPEAR FROM VINCENT WOLF!!! Brandon Moore’s body folds up like an acordian as Vincent hooks the leg as evry man woman and child in that arena scream in unision
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Taj Escobar: OHHHH MY FUCKING GAWDDD THEY FUCKIN DID IT!!!!
Mason Moore: HOLY CRAP WE’VE GOT NEW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZ!!!
Vince Walters: NO! NO! That wasn’t fair! Johnny wasn’t ready! NO! Stop cheering, stop clapping you idiots! This is robbery! THIS IS WRONG WRONG I TELL YOU! FUCKIN BULLSHIT! I QUIT!!!
Taj Escobar: Really?
Vince Walters: NO! But I really want to kinda!
Mason Moore: I can’t believe it, I honestly never thought I’d see the day! But hats off to the new CHAMPS...Vince Wolf and Xavier WOLF! What a freakin match!
Royal Powerhose: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS AND NEW OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZZZZZZ BROTHHHHERRRRRRRRRR VINCENT AND XAVIER THE WOLF BROTHERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Josh Cole has Vincent and Xavier standing in the center of the ring as he raises their hands high in the air and hands them their newly won Championship belts the OPW Immortal Tag Team TItles! Xavier pulls a knife out of his boot and pry’s Johnny’s name plate off of his and tosses it aside as the fans are going ballistic still! VooDoo even comes to the entrance ramp to cheer her husband on, who is on the top turnbuckle holding his Championship high in the air. It is only a moment before he spots her at the top of the entry way and holds it up for her to see and we can see him mouth the words “WE DID IT, WE FUCKIN BEAT THOSE ASSHOLES!!!!”
Vincent hops off the turnbuckle and walks over to his brother who has the same look on his face that he did when he got down to the ring. Looking at just Xavier you would have never known they just won the OPW Immortal Tag Team Championships and did it by beating two of their worst enemies. Vince is trrying to get his brother HYPED UP, but X just smirks at his brother’s antics and exits the ring, and tells his brother YOUR WIFE IS WAITIN FOR YOU! Vince then looks towards the ring and sees the always lucious vicious FEMME FATALE standing at the top of the entrance ramp clapping and cheering her family on. Vin exits the ring and walks up with the ramp with his brother. When they get to the top of the entry way Vincent and VooDoo share a very passionate kiss as the crowd lets out a massive pop. X tries to walk passed them and go behind the curtian but while his eyes are closed and he is still kissing his wife Vin stretches out a hand and catches his brother before he is able to make it to the back. Vin then points back towards the entry way as X shakes his head and says alright, as as soon as X takes his place beside his brother Vin prys himself from VooDoo’s face as he holds his brother and his wife’s hands in the air as the OPW Immortal Tag Team Titles glimmer in the spotlight.
Taj Escobar: What a moment ladies and gentlemen! What a match!
Mason Moore: Yeah I have to admit that match had everything you could possibly want, and it seems every single title has changed hands here tonight how crazy is that shit?
Vince Walters: Ohh the fact that I.N.F.A.M.O.U.S. is no longer our Tag Team Champions is about the craziest Koo-Koo things I have ever seen in my entire life! I keep trying to tell yall Johnny wasn’t ready that was BULLSHIT! I OBJECT!
Taj Escobar: But you’re not a lawyer!
Vince Walters: If I represent myself I will be!
Mason Moore: Yeah but I wouldn’t recommend that man, you’re kind of a dumbass!
Taj Escobar; And by kinda she means TOTALLY DUDE!
Vince Walters: SHUT IT FRENCHY!...Hey what in the hell is going on in the ring?
Taj Escobar: Uh-oh family troubles?
Back in the ring we see Johnny standing watching the replay of what happens and watching the Wolf Brothers walk away with what a few moments ago were their Immortal Tag Team Titles. Johnny had his shovel behind his neck as his arms were rested on the pole on both sides, as Brandon Moore finally is able to pull himself back up to his feet. We hear Johnny asking Brandon Moore, WHAT THE PHUCK WAS THAT? WHERE IS YOUR HEAD AT? OUR TITLES ARE GONE! WHAT THE PHUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Brandon’s face is cold and emotionless like he isn’t even really there. So Johnny shoves him a little to try and get his attention. Moore then finally comes alive as soon as Johnny puts his hands on him as his eyes suddenly fill with rage and he grabs Johnny by his shirt. But as soon as his fingers wrap around the material of Johnny’s shirt suddenly the lights go out and then there is an
~!$!~ EXPLOSION ~!$!~
AND THEN THERE IS ALL RED...THEN WHITE, THEN DARKNESS…..
We then cut outside to the limo that we saw pull up along side the Syndicate’s when they first arrived to the arena earlier in the evening. Suddenly a little dude in a loin cloth and a mask, but a chauffeur hat and a bowtie gets out of the limo. The entire arena pops as Johnny’s face drops while Brandon Moore has him by the collar. But everyone in the arena knows..
Taj Escobar: NO FREAKIN WAY! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!
Mason Moore; TAJ, TAJ LOOK IT’S SPAZ….SPAZ IS HERE...SPAZ IS HERE IN OPW!!!
Taj Escobar: AND?
Vince Walters: And where there is a SPAZ….
Mason Moore: THERE IS ALWAYS A HAZARD!!!!
The crowd in Tiger Stadium would blow the roof off if there was one as one of the loudest yells to come from that stadium ever is heard as the door to the limo opens and out steps Hazard looking like the DEMON WRECKING MACHINE HE BUILT A VERY BIG NAME AND REPUTATION OFF OF. He makes his way towards inside the building and it looks like he is headed for the entry way!
Taj Escobar: DON’T ADJUST YOUR MONITORS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS ISN’T STOCK FOOTAGE HAZARD IS INDEED HERE IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING!!!
Mason Moore: And it looks like he is headed to the ring!
Vince Walters: Meaning shits about to go from bad to wor….Wait something is happening in the ring!...HOLY CRAP WHAT IN THE HELL IS TYLER KNOWLES DOING OUT HERE?
Suddenly we get back to the ring and we see Tyler Knowles jump over the guard rail and remove a tire iron from his back pocket. Moore and Stylez are in the ring eyes still glued to the OUTLAW-TRON as they watch Hazard make his way towards the entry way. Knowles slides in the ring stands up and with a running start crow hops and slams that tire iron into the back of Brandon Moore’s knee cap. Johnny Stylez turns around and sees what has happened. Johnny has a look of fury and rage cross his face as he takes his shovel off his shoulder and he tells Knowles he had better “BACK THE PHUCK UP!!!.” Knowles holds his hands up and backs away, as Johnny drops his shovel and goes to pick his tag team partner up off the ground. Once Johnny has Moore up to his feet, he takes his hand and grabs Moore’s cheek with his thumb on one side and the rest of his fingers on the other. He pulls Moore’s eyes level with his, and Johnny looks at his former Tag Team Championship partner, and he shakes his head and we see him mouth the words….”I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.” Moore’s eyes widen but thanx to that shot in the knee cap Moore isn’t able to escape before Johnny is able to take control and then all of a sudden the spotlights in the ring shoot on just in enough time for all of Tiger Stadium to watch LA Johnny Stylez
!!!!!F’N DRILL BRANDON MOORE TO THE F’N MAT!!!!!!
W/ THE SICKEST INSULT-2-INJURY He HAS EVER HIT IN HIS CAREER!
Tyler Knowles is laughing and smiling, as he greets Johnny with a hug and hands him his shovel. Johnny then turns to his fallen partner Brandon Moore on the ground. Johnny’s face is consumed with rage as he shoots up and picks up his shovel. He buries the sharp end in Brandon’s gut, before pulling out the same knee Tyler Knowles hit with the tire iron, Johnny lifts his shovel high above his head and slams it against Brandon Moore’s knee cap, again, and again, and again, until
!!!!!!BOOM!!!!!!
HERE COMEZ HAZARD!!!
Hazard takes a thunderous step the entire arena is eating up and asking for seconds, as Tyler and Hazard stand frozen in place seemingly, as Hazard finally makes his way to the ring and steps over the top rope. Hazard then goes nose to nose with Johnny Stylez...or at least it would be if Johnny wasn’t at least thre inches shorter than the big mayne! Then suddenly Johnny’s arrogant smirk creeps across his face as he points to Bradon Moore at his feet and he ORDERS HAZARD…..
LA Johnny Stylez: DO IT!
Hazard then grabs Brandon Moore by the neck and yanks him up. He takes him all the way to the turnbuckle furthest away from the entry way and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Hazard smacks Moore a few times before wrapping his hands around his thraot. The minute the fans hear Hazard’s fingers smack across Brandon Moore’s throat they pop loudly. As Hazard climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and with every ounce of stregth he has, lifts Moore high in the air and brings him all the way around CHOKESLAMMING HIM IN THE CENTER OF THE PHUCKING RING SO HARD the entire ring shakes! Johnny meawhile is standing in the ring calling for a mic.
LA Johnny Stylez: Did I not tell yall I had a surprise for you?...And as always a man of my word two surprises! So allow me to introduce to you all the two newest members of the Syndicate….My main man from way back in the gap...The SURFING LEGEND and UNCROWNED YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPION Mr. Tyler Knowles...and of course my new body guard...THE DEVIL’S Ugly PHUCKIN STEP BROTHER! The Human WASTELAND….HAZARDDDDDDDDD!!!! Brandon, Brandon, Brandon….What in the phuckin phuck am I gunna do with you huih?...WHat?....What’s that? You wanna know why?....
!!!!!BITCH PLEASE!!!!!!
DONT YOU DARE EVEN PRETEND LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW EXACTLY WHY!!!
In our world Brandon Moore what you did is an offense that is punishable by death in almost any and every instance! And believe me when I tell you, when I found out the main reason Det. John Rancour pulled onto the set of my phucking show, and slapped you in those phuckin handcuffs was so that he could bring you down to the Station and GET YOUR PHUCKIN TESTIMONY ON TAPE! YOU
!!!!!!F’N RAT PUSSY BITCH!!!!!
...I SHOULD F’N KILL YOU!
But you know what Brandon?....I was thinkin about taking you out back poppin two of em in your dome and leavin you layin like the junkie piece of shit you are and always have been, like you phuckin deserve….But Mr. Knowles over here brought it to my attention...That LA Johnny Stylez doesn’t owe Brandon Moore
!!!!!!M.E.R.C.Y.!!!!!!!
...AND AT THIS POINT THAT’S ALL DEATH IS!!!!
A kindness and a mercy that you won’t phuckin get from me! No...You see so then I had to decide what to do with you...I could keep you around and torture you myself, but I’d get sick of looking at your bitch ass face everyday, and probably wind up killing you sooner or then later. So I started to think…
??WWJD??
...And SINCE I HAVE NO GOT DAMN CLUE I AXED THIS DOOD!!!!
Suddenly we hear random choir music as the mysterious man dressed like a priest walks out onto the entrance ramp as the fans boo. He has in his hand an old leather bound bible and a pair of glasses on. He stops at the entrance ramp and has a mic in his hand.
Rev. Hammer: Brother Stylez...Is this the wayward soul you would commit into my protection so that I may see he gets the care he deserves at my facility St. George’s Mental INPATIENT FACILITY, where we use a variety of proven and newly tested physiatric methods to try and bond our patients with the Lord who are unable to do so on our own! WEll believe in intense and vigorous training and therapy sessions. I assure you by the time he gets out he will be a whole new man. He will beg for the Lord’s Mercy everyday! And if the Lord answers and forgives this sorry soul...Then perhaps one day you may as well Mr. Stylez! But I will now gladly take him and have him committed at once!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: I don’t give a phuck what you do with em Reverend...Just get him the phuck outta my sight at once! Hes your problem now! King of XKoRe huh?...WHAT A JOKE!...
The Reverend climbs in the ring to observe his new prize to go to his privately funded and operated facility that has been rumored to use torture tactics to try and bond people with the Lord. But no one has been able to get inside the compound and come back out with nothing more than a hersay story. Johnny reaches in his pocket and pulls out a black sharpie and writes in big letts across Moore’s chest that read
!!!!!D-2-T!!!!!!
WHICH OF COURSE MEANS DEATH 2 TRAITORS!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: Hey Moore...Go with God….And when you get your two-three hours of reprieve a day...I want you to think long and hard about The PaRaGoNa of AMeRiKaNa and what happened here tonight, so you can remember for yourself what happens when you try and move against me...When you try and slither around and try to take me out like a coward. I’ll catch you, and I’ll force you to
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoME!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
...WHICH IS WHAT YOU WILL BE DOING EVERYDAY FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS!
OPW let this be a lesson to ye all! The Syndicate is done playing games! Going forward it will be OUR WAY OR NO WAY..And if that shit aint clear after this here, then you mother phuckerz really are PHUCKIN STOOPID!!!
“The Resistance by Skillet” then hits over the PA SYSTEM, as Johnny spits on his former tag team champion partner as Reverend Hammer is calling for men to come wheel Moore out of the arena as the JOHNNY SUX chants rain down on him in his hometown. Johnny shakes his head but stops when they get up the entry way and raises Tyler Knowles hand and declares to the crowd...THIS IS YOUR FUTURE OPW...TAKE A GOOD GOT DAMN LOOK! THE PERFECT REPLACEMENT! Gunna be a bright future.
Taj Escobar: Ladies and gentlemen...I have no words for what we just saw.
Mason Moore: Uhhhhhhhhh
Vince Walters: I never liked that Brandon Moore!
Taj Escobar: Will you shut the hell up! There is no proof to those allegations made about Brandon Moore informing on him! Which I must admit does seem a bit hypocritical coming from Brandon Moore, but in this world we live in these days, you never fricken know!
Mason Moore: No, no this is wrong! OPW is Brandon Moore and LA Johnny Stylez...Someone make it stop this isn’t right!
Vince Walters: Uhhh it is now sugar tits...Dont worry you’ll get use to it!
Taj Escobar: We will get this cleaned up...But up next is our main event...But first please take a look at this one on one interview I conducted with Anicka Swan!
Mason Moore: It’s FUCKING WRONG!!!
Mason Moore: What I like about this match is that it could have main evented any generation of pro wrestling over the last twenty years, because in that ring right now are four of the absolute bes to ever play this got damn game!
Vince Walters: VIncent and Xavier BlackWolf taking on the OPW Immortal Tag Team Chapions of the World, I.N.F.A.M.O.U.S. Brandon Moore & LA Johnny Stylez! AND while we are still hazey on some of the details there is absolutely no love lost between Both Wolf Brothers and Stylez and Moore! Especially from Xavier’s days when he went by the name Nomad!
Taj Escobar: This has to be the top of the list of any real wrestling fans dream maytch list...and here we are bringing it to you live on pay per view and it aint even the main event! Who said we aren’t the fricken big leagues?...GET BENT!
Looks like Johnny and Xavier are gunna start this one off, until Johnny walks to the center of the ring and motions he wants Vin in the ring. Xavier shakes his head and denys Johnny his request and he says...YOU DON’T WANT HIM IN HERE JOHN!...Johnny then walks over and shoves Xavier and tells him to listen to what the phuck he is tellin him. He points to Vin again, and Xavier rolls his eyes walks over to his corner exteds his hand and tags his brother in. Vin gets in the ring almost laughing, as he and Johnny start circling each other. They go to lock up, but Johnny hits a nice standing back switch, Johnny attempts to power him over, bu Vin aint havin none of that as he hits a standing back switch then simply lifts Johnny in the air and tosses him to the ground with a back judo throw. The fans pop loudly as Vin dusts his hands off and makes a joke between he and his brother. Johnny on his ass looks humiliated and furious. Vin offers to help Johnny up which only makes him matter. Johnny slaps VIns hand out of his face, as Vin smirks and shrugs and says…”Suit yourself Dumbass!” Johnny then shoots up and is all over Vincent Wolf like white on rice just pummeling him with rights and lefts. UNtil Vinc comes firing up with an uppercut that staggers Stylez back...Vins with a few quick shots to the side of the head, winds up and goes for a wild clothlesline that Johnny ducks, and uses his boot to kick Vincent Wolf in the ass and send him flying into a Brandon Moore cheap forearm shot straight to the face that allows Johnny to run up behind Vincent and hit a ruthless BACKSTABBER. Johnny ten shoots up looks over and extends his middle finger at Xavier and tags in his partner Bradon Moore.
Taj Escobar: I knew it! I knew it was only a matter of time before that snake brought VIncent the one place he doesn’t wanna be in that ring...In that snake pit that is I.N.F.A.M.O.U.S. corner!
Vince Walters: Look the Wolf Brothers are an exceptional tag team, there is no denying that...But Brandon Moore and Johnny Stylez are THE OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD...OF THE WORLD FRENCHY! THat makes them better than the best!
Mason Moore; Well True Story thats what it means to hold those belts...But we can talk about all that when the bell rings to end this match because between now and then literally anythng can happen.
Brandon Moore comes in and drops his knee right into the small of VIncent’s back, as Moore stands behind him pulls his face up and buries his fist into the top of his forehead. Moore then grabs a hold of the top rope using it for leverage as he stomps Vincent Wolf like he was on fire or some shit. Moore picks Vincent Wolf and shoves him into the turnbuckles, where he stands with his back to Vincent holdig him up in the corner as he wavies to Xavicer as he begins to repeatedly ram his elbows into the side of Vinz head...And then a after four hard elbow shots Moore walks out a little way and waits for Vin to stager out a little more before hitting a perfectly placed PELE kick that sends Vin flying back into the corner where Moore tags Stylez back in.
Johny comes in and drops and elbow to the back of Vincent Wolf’s head as he picks him up and pouts Vincent on the top turnbuckle;. Johnny then turns around and walks towards the middle of the ring shooting his mouth off at Xavier Wolf who steps through the ropes and tries to persnally shut Johnny’s mouth, as ref Josh Cole steps in and physically tries to restrain Xavier. We see Brandon Moore steps up and smacks Vincent while he is on the top turnbuckle. As Johnny comes back steps up on the second turnbuckle and powers VIncent Wolf over with a superplex. Johnny quickly gets to his feet drags Vincent Wolf over and tags in Bradon Moore. Johnny holds Wolf’s leg a Moore comes in and they both grabs Vincent Wolf’s leg lift it high in the air and slam his knee onto the canvas.
Mason Moore: And Johnny and Brandon clearly have a game plan here, and look at Xavier over on the otherside of the ring heaven help em both if he is somehow able to get into this match!
Vince Walters: Yeah but with the efficencey that Johnny and Brandon are executing their game plan I am not sure he will ever get that chance.
Taj Escobar: Again you never count out those Wolf Brothers until the bell rings ending the match!
Vince Walters: Every single week I wonder how you still have a job!
Taj Escobar: You aren’t alone there asshole!
Moore goes to pick up Vincent Wolf who is on hs knees but he is able to land a forearm to Moore’s gut staggering Moore. Wolf follows it up with another and another allwing Vincent to get to his feet Moore lunges forward with a desperation clothlesline that Vincent Wolf ducks and then out of desperation himself clips Moore right in the chin with a superkick of his own! The fans pop huge as Johnny is on his side going nuts as is Xavier Wolf is pleading for his brother to crawl over to their corner. Johnny orders Josh Cole over to the otherside of the ring to keep Xavier from “cheating.” As soon as Josh Cole turns his back Johnny hold his hands in th air and claps them together making the sound of a tag despite Moore being at least three feet away from his tag partner. Johnny comes in and puts the boots to Vincent Wolf as the fans are really letting Johnny have it. Johnny picks up Vincent Wolf and hits a perfectly executed swinging neckbreaker as Johnny hits it and dusts his hands off like Vincent had done to him eariler as Johnny lays his back over Vincent Wolf with an arrogant cover as he counts along with Josh Cole
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And Vincent Wolf hooks Johnny into a crucifix pin attempt and puts him on his shoulders as the fans pop HUGE
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….THRE NO NO NO JOHNNY KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND. But Vincent is close to his brother as he crawls over and MAKES THE TAG AND THE ROOF ALMOST BLOWS OFF THE ARENA as Xavier Wolf enters the ring with an evil smile. Johnny has made it back to his feet and runs into Xavier Wolf and almost bounces off of him like he had a forcefield around him as he knocks Johnny on his ass with a shoulder tackle. Moore gets in and Xavier meets him in the middle of the ring. Moore attempts a punch to the face which Xavier easily blocks as he he shoots his head right into Moore’s nose with one of the most vicious headbutts ever LANDED! He staggers Moore back but grabs Moore’s head pits it in his arm pit and PHUCKING DRILS HIM with a DDT! Johnny is up and tries to attack Xavier from behind untl Vincent comes out of left field and drills Stylez with a spear!!! Johnny then rolls out of the ring as momentum has clearly shifted in favor of the Wolf brothers.
Taj Escobar: My my how the tables have turned!
Vince Walters: GOT DAMN THAT XAVIER WOLF PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER!
Mason Moore: Well don’t sugar coat it sweetie why don’t you tell us how you really feel!
Vince Walters: I can’t Johnny said the FCC said I needed to watch my mouth!
Taj Escobar: Oh really? Well you are doing a marvelous job!
Vince Walters: Thank you Taj I really appreciate that!
Taj Escobar: I’m surrounded by idiots!
Mason Moore: And a wonderful pair of tits if I do say so myself!
Vince Walters: TRUE STORY!!!
Johnny and Brandon are trying to regroup on the outside as the Wolf Brothers are daring Stylez and Moore to get back in the ring. Johnny takes his time getting back in the ring, DEMANDING that Josh Cole force Xavier to keep his distance as Moore and Vincnet make their way back to their respective corners. Johnny finally gets back in the ring and he and Xavier instantly lock up. Xavier hits a standing back switch and then clobbers Johnny Stylez with a clothlesline to the back of the head that sends him right down to the mat. As Xavier is yelling something at Johnny, who crawls over to his corner and tags in Moore. Moore forces Cole to back up Xavier as he makes his way in the ring. Moore doesn’t shy away at all as he meets Xavier head on and the two begin trading bows immediately. Xavier winds up getting the better of the exchange, as he grabs Moore by the arm and Irish whips him to the ropes, only Moore is able to reverse it, and when Xavier goes to the side Johnny was on, Johnny was there to shoot a knee into Xavier’s back causing him to stumble forward and Brandon Moore runs toward Xavier Wolf grabs X by the head and drills him to the mat with a running DDT of his own. Moore reaches out and tags in Stylez, as Moore then goes and pulls Xavier’s face back as he has WOlf locked in a half ass Camel CLUTCH. Johnny comes in with a full head of steam and kicks Xavier’s exposed face right in the nose and the fans let out a gasp at the nastiness of the move. Vincent Wolf comes in and hits a running knee to the back of Bradon Moore and sends him flying into Stylez causing them to knock knoggins. Xavier Wolf then shoots up grabs Johnny and powers him down to the mat with a double A spine buster but falls to the mat as both men lay in a heap of exhaustion.
Both men wind up using each other to pull each other up and start trading blows on their knees. Everytime X lands one the crowd cheers everytime Stylez lands one they boo. Eventually Stylez rams his thumb in X’s eye, and then shoots up ramming his knee into X’s face. Johnny then grabs X hooking his arm around his head and drills him to the mat with a SNOWPLOW!!! Johnny then falls down and makes the cover as Jossh COle drops down to make the count
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! X GOT THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN THE KNICK!!!!
Johnny sits up and looks at Josh Cole with the same contempt that every member of the human speices with a vagina does, including his mother most likely. Johnny asks Josh Cole if he even knows how to count to three. Johnny jerks X up and whips him into he and Moore’s turnbuckle, and Johnny goes running in only to eat a boot from Xavier, and before Moore can react Xavier throws an elbow that catches Moore right on the chin. Xavier then explodes out of the corner with a MAFIA kick that almost turns Johnny inside out. He rolls Johnny over and goes for the pin attempt himself
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NO NO NO NO NO Johnny was too close to the ropes and got his foot on the bottom rope!!!!
Xavier sits up and you can see the frustration building on his face. Xavier then quickly jerks Stylez up by his arm and shoots him over to he and Vin’s corner. As soon as Johnny’s back smacks the padded steel, Vin decks Johnny in the back of the head! Sending Johnny stumbling out of the corner as Xavier runs up shoves Johnny’s head in between his legs as he lifts Johnny high in the air and slams him down onto the mat with a vicious jackknife powerbomb!!! X then holding Johnny’s leg holds his hand out and tags his brother back in. Vin gets in the ring and viciously kicks Johnny in his knee that Xavier was holding out for his brother. VIn then picks Johnny up, and lifts him in the air holding his leg bent and then slamming his knee against his for a knee breaker. Johnny is trying to crawl towards his side of the ring to tag Moore in who is reaching but Vin floats over and puts a stop to that, locking Johnny in a front chancery, lifting him up and dropping him with a front suplex. X calls out to Vin and points to the turnbuckle across the ring from theirs and drags his thumb across his throat telling him it’s time to put these chumps away.
Taj Escobar: And the WOlves have managed to give these two INFAMOUS dickheads a taste of their own medecine as they have managed to cut Johnny off from his partner!
Vince Walters: It’s cheap dirty shit and OPW officals shouldn’t stand for it! Fire Josh COle YESTERDAY!!!
Mason Moore: Jeez louise I haven’t seen you this worked up when you found out Black Widow wasn’t nominated for an OSCAR!
Taj Escobar: You’re joking right?
Vince Walters: No why would she be joking?
Taj Escobar: Because the movie isn’t even out yet DUFUS!
Vince Walters: Taj you and your fuckin details!
Vin picks Johnny up hooks his arm and blows a kiss to Moore as he drills Johnny with a brainbuster! Vin then pops up and points to the turnbuckle he brother pointed at a few moments ago. When the crowd pops a smile comes over Vin’s face like he was glad to be back in he ring. He then ascends to the top rope, drags his thumb across his throat, and then leaps off we see flashes in the crowd as Vin twists high in the air and goes for that infamous Wolf Corckscrew headbutt, but Johnny got his knees up just as Vincent was coming down! The crowd let out a huge gasp, and Johnny is able to make it back to his feet and he picks up Vin and hits a half ass version of THE INSULT-2-INJURY!!!! The SPINNING UNPRITTIER!!! But Johnny after suffering all that punishment just falls over. He then begins to slowly crawl towards his corner as he eventually makes it over and tags in Moore, as Moore comes running in and he hooks Vincent’s leg trying to make the most of Johnny hitting his finisher damn near in the middle of the ring.
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……...THR KICKOUT AGAIN!!!!
The fans let out a deep gasp as they are all now on the edge of their seats as Brandon Moore pounds the mat in frustration. He springs over and clobbers Xavier knocking him off of the edge of the ring as he turns around to a boot to the gut from Vincent Wolf, and Wolf nails Brandon Moore with a pedigree right in the middle of the ring as Vincnet rolls Moore’s seemingly lifeless carcass over and hooks the leg
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Stylez yells at Moore to get up..GeT UP!!! Johnny grabs Vincent and has him hooked like he is going to drop him with a reverse ddt, but instead lifts him in the air like he is going for a Curtain Call, but instead Johnny brings him down while he is in midair and grabs VInce’s head for a stunner type move for Johnny’s old finisher he calls THE CURTAIN JERKER!! Johnny then goes over to the corner where he and Brandon were, while Moore gets to his feet on the otherside! Johnny waitrs for Moore to stand up in the corner Xavier was a few moments ago. Once Moore and Stylez lock eyes, Johnny yells GO! As Moore takes off running as Vin was getting to his knees…
Taj Escobar: And it looks like the CHAMPS are ready to go for their tag finisher THE HERO KILLER!!!
Mason Moore: BUT NO!!! Vincent moved out of the way and Moore runs right into Stylez knocking Johnny backwards a little bit!!!!
Vince Walters: ANd Look XAVIER HAS SLID BACK INTO THE RING!!!!
Vincent Wolf shoots up runs and clothleslines Johnny over the top rope, while Xavier is behind Moore just begging him to turn around. More is holding his head after knocking noggins with Johnny a few moments ago, and turns around and Xavier damn near takes his head off with a MAFIA KICK, but the kick doesn’t take Moore off his feet, as it just spins him around and soon as he spins around he walks right into a PIERCING SPEAR FROM VINCENT WOLF!!! Brandon Moore’s body folds up like an acordian as Vincent hooks the leg as evry man woman and child in that arena scream in unision
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Taj Escobar: OHHHH MY FUCKING GAWDDD THEY FUCKIN DID IT!!!!
Mason Moore: HOLY CRAP WE’VE GOT NEW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZ!!!
Vince Walters: NO! NO! That wasn’t fair! Johnny wasn’t ready! NO! Stop cheering, stop clapping you idiots! This is robbery! THIS IS WRONG WRONG I TELL YOU! FUCKIN BULLSHIT! I QUIT!!!
Taj Escobar: Really?
Vince Walters: NO! But I really want to kinda!
Mason Moore: I can’t believe it, I honestly never thought I’d see the day! But hats off to the new CHAMPS...Vince Wolf and Xavier WOLF! What a freakin match!
Royal Powerhose: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS AND NEW OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZZZZZZ BROTHHHHERRRRRRRRRR VINCENT AND XAVIER THE WOLF BROTHERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Josh Cole has Vincent and Xavier standing in the center of the ring as he raises their hands high in the air and hands them their newly won Championship belts the OPW Immortal Tag Team TItles! Xavier pulls a knife out of his boot and pry’s Johnny’s name plate off of his and tosses it aside as the fans are going ballistic still! VooDoo even comes to the entrance ramp to cheer her husband on, who is on the top turnbuckle holding his Championship high in the air. It is only a moment before he spots her at the top of the entry way and holds it up for her to see and we can see him mouth the words “WE DID IT, WE FUCKIN BEAT THOSE ASSHOLES!!!!”
Vincent hops off the turnbuckle and walks over to his brother who has the same look on his face that he did when he got down to the ring. Looking at just Xavier you would have never known they just won the OPW Immortal Tag Team Championships and did it by beating two of their worst enemies. Vince is trrying to get his brother HYPED UP, but X just smirks at his brother’s antics and exits the ring, and tells his brother YOUR WIFE IS WAITIN FOR YOU! Vince then looks towards the ring and sees the always lucious vicious FEMME FATALE standing at the top of the entrance ramp clapping and cheering her family on. Vin exits the ring and walks up with the ramp with his brother. When they get to the top of the entry way Vincent and VooDoo share a very passionate kiss as the crowd lets out a massive pop. X tries to walk passed them and go behind the curtian but while his eyes are closed and he is still kissing his wife Vin stretches out a hand and catches his brother before he is able to make it to the back. Vin then points back towards the entry way as X shakes his head and says alright, as as soon as X takes his place beside his brother Vin prys himself from VooDoo’s face as he holds his brother and his wife’s hands in the air as the OPW Immortal Tag Team Titles glimmer in the spotlight.
Taj Escobar: What a moment ladies and gentlemen! What a match!
Mason Moore: Yeah I have to admit that match had everything you could possibly want, and it seems every single title has changed hands here tonight how crazy is that shit?
Vince Walters: Ohh the fact that I.N.F.A.M.O.U.S. is no longer our Tag Team Champions is about the craziest Koo-Koo things I have ever seen in my entire life! I keep trying to tell yall Johnny wasn’t ready that was BULLSHIT! I OBJECT!
Taj Escobar: But you’re not a lawyer!
Vince Walters: If I represent myself I will be!
Mason Moore: Yeah but I wouldn’t recommend that man, you’re kind of a dumbass!
Taj Escobar; And by kinda she means TOTALLY DUDE!
Vince Walters: SHUT IT FRENCHY!...Hey what in the hell is going on in the ring?
Taj Escobar: Uh-oh family troubles?
Back in the ring we see Johnny standing watching the replay of what happens and watching the Wolf Brothers walk away with what a few moments ago were their Immortal Tag Team Titles. Johnny had his shovel behind his neck as his arms were rested on the pole on both sides, as Brandon Moore finally is able to pull himself back up to his feet. We hear Johnny asking Brandon Moore, WHAT THE PHUCK WAS THAT? WHERE IS YOUR HEAD AT? OUR TITLES ARE GONE! WHAT THE PHUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Brandon’s face is cold and emotionless like he isn’t even really there. So Johnny shoves him a little to try and get his attention. Moore then finally comes alive as soon as Johnny puts his hands on him as his eyes suddenly fill with rage and he grabs Johnny by his shirt. But as soon as his fingers wrap around the material of Johnny’s shirt suddenly the lights go out and then there is an
~!$!~ EXPLOSION ~!$!~
AND THEN THERE IS ALL RED...THEN WHITE, THEN DARKNESS…..
We then cut outside to the limo that we saw pull up along side the Syndicate’s when they first arrived to the arena earlier in the evening. Suddenly a little dude in a loin cloth and a mask, but a chauffeur hat and a bowtie gets out of the limo. The entire arena pops as Johnny’s face drops while Brandon Moore has him by the collar. But everyone in the arena knows..
Taj Escobar: NO FREAKIN WAY! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!
Mason Moore; TAJ, TAJ LOOK IT’S SPAZ….SPAZ IS HERE...SPAZ IS HERE IN OPW!!!
Taj Escobar: AND?
Vince Walters: And where there is a SPAZ….
Mason Moore: THERE IS ALWAYS A HAZARD!!!!
The crowd in Tiger Stadium would blow the roof off if there was one as one of the loudest yells to come from that stadium ever is heard as the door to the limo opens and out steps Hazard looking like the DEMON WRECKING MACHINE HE BUILT A VERY BIG NAME AND REPUTATION OFF OF. He makes his way towards inside the building and it looks like he is headed for the entry way!
Taj Escobar: DON’T ADJUST YOUR MONITORS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS ISN’T STOCK FOOTAGE HAZARD IS INDEED HERE IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING!!!
Mason Moore: And it looks like he is headed to the ring!
Vince Walters: Meaning shits about to go from bad to wor….Wait something is happening in the ring!...HOLY CRAP WHAT IN THE HELL IS TYLER KNOWLES DOING OUT HERE?
Suddenly we get back to the ring and we see Tyler Knowles jump over the guard rail and remove a tire iron from his back pocket. Moore and Stylez are in the ring eyes still glued to the OUTLAW-TRON as they watch Hazard make his way towards the entry way. Knowles slides in the ring stands up and with a running start crow hops and slams that tire iron into the back of Brandon Moore’s knee cap. Johnny Stylez turns around and sees what has happened. Johnny has a look of fury and rage cross his face as he takes his shovel off his shoulder and he tells Knowles he had better “BACK THE PHUCK UP!!!.” Knowles holds his hands up and backs away, as Johnny drops his shovel and goes to pick his tag team partner up off the ground. Once Johnny has Moore up to his feet, he takes his hand and grabs Moore’s cheek with his thumb on one side and the rest of his fingers on the other. He pulls Moore’s eyes level with his, and Johnny looks at his former Tag Team Championship partner, and he shakes his head and we see him mouth the words….”I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.” Moore’s eyes widen but thanx to that shot in the knee cap Moore isn’t able to escape before Johnny is able to take control and then all of a sudden the spotlights in the ring shoot on just in enough time for all of Tiger Stadium to watch LA Johnny Stylez
!!!!!F’N DRILL BRANDON MOORE TO THE F’N MAT!!!!!!
W/ THE SICKEST INSULT-2-INJURY He HAS EVER HIT IN HIS CAREER!
Tyler Knowles is laughing and smiling, as he greets Johnny with a hug and hands him his shovel. Johnny then turns to his fallen partner Brandon Moore on the ground. Johnny’s face is consumed with rage as he shoots up and picks up his shovel. He buries the sharp end in Brandon’s gut, before pulling out the same knee Tyler Knowles hit with the tire iron, Johnny lifts his shovel high above his head and slams it against Brandon Moore’s knee cap, again, and again, and again, until
!!!!!!BOOM!!!!!!
HERE COMEZ HAZARD!!!
Hazard takes a thunderous step the entire arena is eating up and asking for seconds, as Tyler and Hazard stand frozen in place seemingly, as Hazard finally makes his way to the ring and steps over the top rope. Hazard then goes nose to nose with Johnny Stylez...or at least it would be if Johnny wasn’t at least thre inches shorter than the big mayne! Then suddenly Johnny’s arrogant smirk creeps across his face as he points to Bradon Moore at his feet and he ORDERS HAZARD…..
LA Johnny Stylez: DO IT!
Hazard then grabs Brandon Moore by the neck and yanks him up. He takes him all the way to the turnbuckle furthest away from the entry way and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Hazard smacks Moore a few times before wrapping his hands around his thraot. The minute the fans hear Hazard’s fingers smack across Brandon Moore’s throat they pop loudly. As Hazard climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and with every ounce of stregth he has, lifts Moore high in the air and brings him all the way around CHOKESLAMMING HIM IN THE CENTER OF THE PHUCKING RING SO HARD the entire ring shakes! Johnny meawhile is standing in the ring calling for a mic.
LA Johnny Stylez: Did I not tell yall I had a surprise for you?...And as always a man of my word two surprises! So allow me to introduce to you all the two newest members of the Syndicate….My main man from way back in the gap...The SURFING LEGEND and UNCROWNED YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPION Mr. Tyler Knowles...and of course my new body guard...THE DEVIL’S Ugly PHUCKIN STEP BROTHER! The Human WASTELAND….HAZARDDDDDDDDD!!!! Brandon, Brandon, Brandon….What in the phuckin phuck am I gunna do with you huih?...WHat?....What’s that? You wanna know why?....
!!!!!BITCH PLEASE!!!!!!
DONT YOU DARE EVEN PRETEND LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW EXACTLY WHY!!!
In our world Brandon Moore what you did is an offense that is punishable by death in almost any and every instance! And believe me when I tell you, when I found out the main reason Det. John Rancour pulled onto the set of my phucking show, and slapped you in those phuckin handcuffs was so that he could bring you down to the Station and GET YOUR PHUCKIN TESTIMONY ON TAPE! YOU
!!!!!!F’N RAT PUSSY BITCH!!!!!
...I SHOULD F’N KILL YOU!
But you know what Brandon?....I was thinkin about taking you out back poppin two of em in your dome and leavin you layin like the junkie piece of shit you are and always have been, like you phuckin deserve….But Mr. Knowles over here brought it to my attention...That LA Johnny Stylez doesn’t owe Brandon Moore
!!!!!!M.E.R.C.Y.!!!!!!!
...AND AT THIS POINT THAT’S ALL DEATH IS!!!!
A kindness and a mercy that you won’t phuckin get from me! No...You see so then I had to decide what to do with you...I could keep you around and torture you myself, but I’d get sick of looking at your bitch ass face everyday, and probably wind up killing you sooner or then later. So I started to think…
??WWJD??
...And SINCE I HAVE NO GOT DAMN CLUE I AXED THIS DOOD!!!!
Suddenly we hear random choir music as the mysterious man dressed like a priest walks out onto the entrance ramp as the fans boo. He has in his hand an old leather bound bible and a pair of glasses on. He stops at the entrance ramp and has a mic in his hand.
Rev. Hammer: Brother Stylez...Is this the wayward soul you would commit into my protection so that I may see he gets the care he deserves at my facility St. George’s Mental INPATIENT FACILITY, where we use a variety of proven and newly tested physiatric methods to try and bond our patients with the Lord who are unable to do so on our own! WEll believe in intense and vigorous training and therapy sessions. I assure you by the time he gets out he will be a whole new man. He will beg for the Lord’s Mercy everyday! And if the Lord answers and forgives this sorry soul...Then perhaps one day you may as well Mr. Stylez! But I will now gladly take him and have him committed at once!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: I don’t give a phuck what you do with em Reverend...Just get him the phuck outta my sight at once! Hes your problem now! King of XKoRe huh?...WHAT A JOKE!...
The Reverend climbs in the ring to observe his new prize to go to his privately funded and operated facility that has been rumored to use torture tactics to try and bond people with the Lord. But no one has been able to get inside the compound and come back out with nothing more than a hersay story. Johnny reaches in his pocket and pulls out a black sharpie and writes in big letts across Moore’s chest that read
!!!!!D-2-T!!!!!!
WHICH OF COURSE MEANS DEATH 2 TRAITORS!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: Hey Moore...Go with God….And when you get your two-three hours of reprieve a day...I want you to think long and hard about The PaRaGoNa of AMeRiKaNa and what happened here tonight, so you can remember for yourself what happens when you try and move against me...When you try and slither around and try to take me out like a coward. I’ll catch you, and I’ll force you to
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoME!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
...WHICH IS WHAT YOU WILL BE DOING EVERYDAY FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS!
OPW let this be a lesson to ye all! The Syndicate is done playing games! Going forward it will be OUR WAY OR NO WAY..And if that shit aint clear after this here, then you mother phuckerz really are PHUCKIN STOOPID!!!
“The Resistance by Skillet” then hits over the PA SYSTEM, as Johnny spits on his former tag team champion partner as Reverend Hammer is calling for men to come wheel Moore out of the arena as the JOHNNY SUX chants rain down on him in his hometown. Johnny shakes his head but stops when they get up the entry way and raises Tyler Knowles hand and declares to the crowd...THIS IS YOUR FUTURE OPW...TAKE A GOOD GOT DAMN LOOK! THE PERFECT REPLACEMENT! Gunna be a bright future.
Taj Escobar: Ladies and gentlemen...I have no words for what we just saw.
Mason Moore: Uhhhhhhhhh
Vince Walters: I never liked that Brandon Moore!
Taj Escobar: Will you shut the hell up! There is no proof to those allegations made about Brandon Moore informing on him! Which I must admit does seem a bit hypocritical coming from Brandon Moore, but in this world we live in these days, you never fricken know!
Mason Moore: No, no this is wrong! OPW is Brandon Moore and LA Johnny Stylez...Someone make it stop this isn’t right!
Vince Walters: Uhhh it is now sugar tits...Dont worry you’ll get use to it!
Taj Escobar: We will get this cleaned up...But up next is our main event...But first please take a look at this one on one interview I conducted with Anicka Swan!
Mason Moore: It’s FUCKING WRONG!!!