Post by lajohnnystylez on Apr 6, 2020 0:52:24 GMT -5
Taj Escobar: Yall ready for this one?
Mason Moore: Ready? Me and everyone else up there in the Cool Rifle section been ready for this shit all week am I right?
Vince Walters: Yeah I have always thorougly enjoyed Youngblood Title matches!
Taj Escobar: ANd I don't think there are two hungrier straight up competitors in Outlaw Pro Wrestling then the two men in that ring right now!
Mason Moore: I FUCKIN LOVE TOMMY KAIN!
Taj Escobar: Again need I remind you not to count out Eddie Havok here tonight because as he has already proven he is more than capable of pulling out the upset and walking outta here a two time Youngblood Champion!
Vince Walters: Yeah but if that Preacher is lurking around here he might have something to say about it!
Mason Moore: I'm sure if he shows his face out here The Dubai DEATH MACHINE will make him regret trying to stic his nose in his buddy Tommy's business!
Tommy and Eddie Havok meet in the center of the ring as Tommy hands the title belt to ref Daniel Devine who holds it in front of Eddie Havok who ats it and says SEE YOU SOON, as Tommy smirks and shakes his head no. Devine holds ther title high in the air and calls for the bell
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As soon as the bell rings Tommy decks Havok right in the jaw staggering him back a litle bit as he follows it up with a few quick jabs before kneeing him in the gut and then coming around dropping Havok onto the mat with a beautiful swinging neck breaker. Tommy non chalantly covers Havok wiping his hands until Eddie Havok hooks Kains arms in a crucifix pin as Devine makes the count quickly.
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KICKOUT!
Tommy rolls on his back to his feet as Eddie attempts to scramble to his. Tommy attempts a wild clothesline that Havok ducks. Kai quickly spins around into an utterly flawless drop kicks from the challenger Eddie Havok. Tommy Kain goes flying bacwards towards the ropes as Havok runs towards Kain taking him off of his feet with a running STO. Havok quickly jumps up and attempts to lock Tommy Kain in an arm bar, but Tommy quickly slides out of the ring which happens to be right in front of Goat and Pierre. Tommy calls for a huddle as Havok is in the ring visibly irritated demanding that Kain get back in the ring. Tommy looks up and reminds Havok that HE IS THE YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPION. Kain then after a quick strategy session with his compatriots climbs back up on the ring apron. Tommy demands Daneil Devine force Eddie Havok to let him get in the ring. Havok backs away with his hand raised. As Tommy gets in the ring and holds his hand in the air and says TEST OF STRENGTH BITCH, LET'S SEE WHAT KINDA MAN YOU IS OR ISN'T. Havok looks to his left and scoffs before raising his hand up. Tommy then yells Rookie mistake as he goes to throw a right hand that Havok blocks and rocks Tommy right in the chin with a righ hand of his own. Havok dazes Kain with another and another, until Tommy Kain spins around and turns Havok inside out with a discus clothlesline of his own. They both lay on the mat in a heap for a moment as both men attempt to get to their feet. Havok grabs Kain by his leg and now they are both standing while Tommy is hopping on one leg. Tommy jumps and kicks Havok in the back of the head with a perfectly timed enzuguri kick. Havok drops Kain's le3g and falls face first onto the mat. Tommy Kain then gets up walks over and jerks Havok up and tosses him into the turnbuckle. Tommy then takes both of his hands and smacks Havok across the face a time or two before grabbing him by his neck and then taking a big momentum step forward and launches Havok out of the corner sending Havok flipping over flying to the mat and he lads flat on his back as Tommy Kain points to the Cool Rifle Section letting everyone know CLASS IS IN SESSION MOTHER FUCKASSSS! Tommy then grabs Eddie Havok's arm and twists it as he then pulls Eddie in ramming his shoulder into Eddie's. Kain repeats and rams Havok's shoulder three more times before Havok drops to his knees as Tommy seems encouraged by this and starts smacking Havok on the back of his head like Scott Hall used to do. Havok finally has enough of the abuse and shoots up burying the back of his elbow into Tommy's gut. Tommy doubles over and Havok grabs Kain while on his knees flips Kain onto his shoulders into a firemans carry stands up and then drills Tommy straight to the mat with a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER in an incredible display of strength that causes the fans to stand and applaud as both men lay on the mat trying to catch their breathe as Havok throws his arm over Tommy Kain as Daniel Devine drops down and makes the count
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KICKOUT!!!!
Havok looks up in frustration as he thought for sure he had him.
Mason Moore: Some sweet and very sexy back and fourth action between these two early on! This Youngblood title sure means a lot of both of these fellas!
Taj Escobar: Well being Youngblood Champion here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling carries with it a certain recgonition!
Vince Walters: Yeah laid down by my man CHAMBER! The EXECUTIONER OF THE SYNDICATE!!!
Taj Escobar: That aint what I heard scrub!
Vince Walters: Well you need to check your sources rookie BIATCH!
Taj Escobar: I'm not a rookie Ive been doing this since way before your mom left you in that DUMPSTER!
Vince Walters: She didn't leave me there! She just forgot she put me in there so the cops found me and brought me back to her!
Taj Escobar: That explains so much!
Mason Moore: Yeah it does! Your Mom's memory fuckin sucks dude!
Havok scrambles to his feet as he goes to pick up Tommy Kain who quickly shoots behind Havok and rolls him up in a school boy pin attempt as Devine jumps back down and counts as Tommy have the leverge to pulls this off
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NO!!!! HAVOK GOT THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT! Devine motions it waas just two, as Kain pie faces him out of the way and gets up, jerking Havok up with him. Tommy then brings him right to the center of the ring and drills him with a spike DDT right in the center of the ring. Tommy Kain then picks him up thrusts his head into his arm pit and drills him with another EVENFLOW style DDT. The fans let out a sick gasp as Eddie Havok's head bounces off the canvas. Tommy then hooks his leg right there in the center of the ring as Daniel Devine drops down to make the count
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..THR KICKOUT! EDDIE HAVOK JUST KICKED OUT AGAIN! Tommy buries his face in his hands as he shakes his head. He stands up and slaps his hands together once, twice, and then a third time showing Daniel Devine how to count to three.
Vince Walters: Bah it didn't work show him again Tommy, Devine is one of them special idiots from the Isle of IDIOTS! You need to show him how to do the simple shit at least three of four timesbefore he finally gets it right!
Taj Escobar: That's what we are going with? It can't be that Eddie Havok is one hell of a competitor with more heart than half the OPW locker room?
Mason Moore: I mean both are really good points...Let's put a poll up on twitter!
Vince Walters: YES A POLE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED! Although it will be weird for you without music huh Mason?...Ohh well I have some ones on me I'm sure there has to be an ATM somewhere in here!
Tommy then stands up and jerks Eddie Havok up again and thrusts his head inbetween his legs and then lifts him by his stomach attempting to hit a jackknife powerbomb, but Eddie wiggles out in mid air and grabs Tommy’s head slamming Tommy’s chin onto the back of his head with a Jeff Hardy style chin buster. Tommy Kain falls to his knees as Eddie backs up and runs towards Tommy Kain and almost kicks his head off his shoulders with his ED KICK SHINING WIZARD!!! The fans pop huge as Eddie Havok falls ontop of The Cool rifle as the fans count along with Daniel Devine
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THRE NO NO NO TOMMY KAIN KICKS OUT
Eddie Havok closes his eyes out of frustration. Havok then sits up and looks toward the turnbuckle. The fans pop as Eddie Havok pulls himself up, and picks Tommy up with him. He picks Tommy up throws his arm over his shoulder and lifts him high in the air and drops him with a BRAINBUSTER. Havoc then walks over to the turnbuckles and jumps to the top like RVD. He then stands all the way up leans backwards slightly and then jumps off and then comes flying down on Tommy Kain with a 450 splash!!! The fans then start chanting
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
As Eddie Havok hooks the leg
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Taj Escobar: NEW CHAMP WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP!!!
Mason Moore: NOPE! TOMMY KAIN’s foot is on the bottom rope!
Eddie Havok looks over and sees Kain’s foot on the bottom rope. Tommy starts to move around as Eddie just looses his temper and unloads on Tommy Kain with rights and lefts. Daniel Devine pleads with Havok to stop, but Havok almost turns his fury onto Devine as he turns to him and YELLS GET THE HELL OUTTA MY FACE!!! He jerks Tommy up by his hair and hits a knife edge chop, and and another and another. He whips Tommy to the ropes Tommy comes back around and Eddie wraps him up tight into a sleeper hold. Eddie goes to fall back locking in his REAR NAKED CHOKE HE CALLS THE BLACKOUT but Tommy grabs the top rope keeping them from falling back. Instead Tommy then uses every bit of strength he has in his legs and pushes backwards until Eddie Havok’s back smacks the padded steel of the turnbuckles. Tommy then buries two back right elbows into Eddie Havok’s cheek. Tommy turns around backs up and hits a HUGGGGGEEEE ROARING ELBOW onto Eddie Havok in the corner to where Eddie almost slumps over. Tommy then quickly scoops Eddie onto his shoulders and uses his free hand to pull himself up to where he is standing on the second rope...HE THEN LEAPS OFF driving Eddie Havok head first into the mat with a SECOND ROPE VERSION OF HIS MOVE
Mason Moore: JEEESSUSSSSS WHAT A PARTY CRASHER BY TOMMY KAIN!!!
Vince Walters: AND FROM THE SECOND ROPE HE COULD HAVE SNAPPED EDDIE’S FRIGGIN NECK!!!
Taj Escobar: After this grueling match there aint no way!
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Taj Escobar: AND THAT’S THE BALL GAME FOLKS! TOMMY KAIN HAS RETAINED THE YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST THE FORMER CHAMPION RIGHT HERE TONIGHT ON SHOWCASE! WHAT A FRIGGIN MATCH!!!
Vince Walters: Yeah you gotta give credit where it is due! That was indeed one hell of a freakin match! Both of these men put it all on the line showing the entire world what it means to be The YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPION HERE IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING!
Taj Escobar: I am truly amazed at the display of athleticism and fortitude showed by both of these men here tonight! Eddie Havok has absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, because this version of Tommy Kain dare I say is the best version we may have ever seen! Whomever takes that Youngblood Championship from him is going to have to be one tough customer, and well they really don’t make em any tougher than Eddie FREAKIN HAVOK!
Mason Moore: Yeah if I were Tommy I wouldn’t be in a hurry to climb in the ring with him anytime soon! The COOL RIFLE SECTION UP TOP IS HAVING THE NIGHT OF THEIR LIVES! They are pouring bottles of cheap CHAMPAGNE ALL OVER EVERYONE IN THE ROWS BENEATH HIM! GOT DAMN I LOVE OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING!!!
Vince Walters: And look at the show of respect between the two men who just got finished kicking each other’s asses...It really kinda makes me sick!
Tommy Kain picks up Eddie Havok who is still a bit emotional and shaken up after taking a top rope juvi driver. Yet Tommy Kain pats him on the back and holds his hand high in the air as Royal Powerhouse walks over and attempts to give Tommy Kain his Youngblood Championship, but instead Eddie Havok rips it from him and stands theree as he and Tommy have a bit of a stareoff for a moment before Eddie Havok reaches his hand out and hands Tommy his Youngblood Championship belt. The fans roar in approval, as Eddie Havok gets out of the ring to allow Tommy Kain to enjoy his hard fought and earned adulation. As he walks up the ramp backwards, suddenly the lights in the arena go out…
Taj Escobar: GOT DAMNIT JOHNNY! I TOLD YOU YEARS AGO...AFTER THE DEPOSIT YOU GO AHEAD AND PAY YOUR LIGHT BILL! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM?
Mason Moore: Uhhh I don’t think it’s Johnny this time Taj!
Vince Walters: Why is it so cold in here all of a sudden? I’m scared Mason HOLD ME!
Mason Moore: Well I would if you didn’t reek of pickles and Cool Water! Not a good combo ya sick bastard?
Suddenly the lights come on but they are all red, as suddenly we see Rev. Hammer at the top of the ramp and now Eddie Havok lay ontop of some strange altar. Rev. Hammer seems to be preforming some sick ritual at the top of the ramp, as Tommy Kain is in the middle of the ring looking on in confusion like if he is trying to figure out if this is really going on or is he in another one of his drunken comas. Tommy then decides to investigate for himself as he exits the ring. Rev. Hammer motions for Tommy to join them at the top, but right when Tommy is about to be within striking distance the lights come all the way back on and Eddie Havok and Rev. Hammer ARE GONE???
Mason Moore: What?...What the hell? Where in trhe fuckin fuck did they go?
Vince Walters: Probably to Popeyes!
Taj Escobar: All of that for a trip to Popeyes? Especially when Big Daddy’s Chicken is our main friggin sponsor! Johnny if you are still in gorilla...THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK I’M TALKIN ABOUT! STAY TUNED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We are scheduled to speak with Al Envy right after this!
Mason Moore: Ready? Me and everyone else up there in the Cool Rifle section been ready for this shit all week am I right?
Vince Walters: Yeah I have always thorougly enjoyed Youngblood Title matches!
Taj Escobar: ANd I don't think there are two hungrier straight up competitors in Outlaw Pro Wrestling then the two men in that ring right now!
Mason Moore: I FUCKIN LOVE TOMMY KAIN!
Taj Escobar: Again need I remind you not to count out Eddie Havok here tonight because as he has already proven he is more than capable of pulling out the upset and walking outta here a two time Youngblood Champion!
Vince Walters: Yeah but if that Preacher is lurking around here he might have something to say about it!
Mason Moore: I'm sure if he shows his face out here The Dubai DEATH MACHINE will make him regret trying to stic his nose in his buddy Tommy's business!
Tommy and Eddie Havok meet in the center of the ring as Tommy hands the title belt to ref Daniel Devine who holds it in front of Eddie Havok who ats it and says SEE YOU SOON, as Tommy smirks and shakes his head no. Devine holds ther title high in the air and calls for the bell
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As soon as the bell rings Tommy decks Havok right in the jaw staggering him back a litle bit as he follows it up with a few quick jabs before kneeing him in the gut and then coming around dropping Havok onto the mat with a beautiful swinging neck breaker. Tommy non chalantly covers Havok wiping his hands until Eddie Havok hooks Kains arms in a crucifix pin as Devine makes the count quickly.
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KICKOUT!
Tommy rolls on his back to his feet as Eddie attempts to scramble to his. Tommy attempts a wild clothesline that Havok ducks. Kai quickly spins around into an utterly flawless drop kicks from the challenger Eddie Havok. Tommy Kain goes flying bacwards towards the ropes as Havok runs towards Kain taking him off of his feet with a running STO. Havok quickly jumps up and attempts to lock Tommy Kain in an arm bar, but Tommy quickly slides out of the ring which happens to be right in front of Goat and Pierre. Tommy calls for a huddle as Havok is in the ring visibly irritated demanding that Kain get back in the ring. Tommy looks up and reminds Havok that HE IS THE YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPION. Kain then after a quick strategy session with his compatriots climbs back up on the ring apron. Tommy demands Daneil Devine force Eddie Havok to let him get in the ring. Havok backs away with his hand raised. As Tommy gets in the ring and holds his hand in the air and says TEST OF STRENGTH BITCH, LET'S SEE WHAT KINDA MAN YOU IS OR ISN'T. Havok looks to his left and scoffs before raising his hand up. Tommy then yells Rookie mistake as he goes to throw a right hand that Havok blocks and rocks Tommy right in the chin with a righ hand of his own. Havok dazes Kain with another and another, until Tommy Kain spins around and turns Havok inside out with a discus clothlesline of his own. They both lay on the mat in a heap for a moment as both men attempt to get to their feet. Havok grabs Kain by his leg and now they are both standing while Tommy is hopping on one leg. Tommy jumps and kicks Havok in the back of the head with a perfectly timed enzuguri kick. Havok drops Kain's le3g and falls face first onto the mat. Tommy Kain then gets up walks over and jerks Havok up and tosses him into the turnbuckle. Tommy then takes both of his hands and smacks Havok across the face a time or two before grabbing him by his neck and then taking a big momentum step forward and launches Havok out of the corner sending Havok flipping over flying to the mat and he lads flat on his back as Tommy Kain points to the Cool Rifle Section letting everyone know CLASS IS IN SESSION MOTHER FUCKASSSS! Tommy then grabs Eddie Havok's arm and twists it as he then pulls Eddie in ramming his shoulder into Eddie's. Kain repeats and rams Havok's shoulder three more times before Havok drops to his knees as Tommy seems encouraged by this and starts smacking Havok on the back of his head like Scott Hall used to do. Havok finally has enough of the abuse and shoots up burying the back of his elbow into Tommy's gut. Tommy doubles over and Havok grabs Kain while on his knees flips Kain onto his shoulders into a firemans carry stands up and then drills Tommy straight to the mat with a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER in an incredible display of strength that causes the fans to stand and applaud as both men lay on the mat trying to catch their breathe as Havok throws his arm over Tommy Kain as Daniel Devine drops down and makes the count
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KICKOUT!!!!
Havok looks up in frustration as he thought for sure he had him.
Mason Moore: Some sweet and very sexy back and fourth action between these two early on! This Youngblood title sure means a lot of both of these fellas!
Taj Escobar: Well being Youngblood Champion here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling carries with it a certain recgonition!
Vince Walters: Yeah laid down by my man CHAMBER! The EXECUTIONER OF THE SYNDICATE!!!
Taj Escobar: That aint what I heard scrub!
Vince Walters: Well you need to check your sources rookie BIATCH!
Taj Escobar: I'm not a rookie Ive been doing this since way before your mom left you in that DUMPSTER!
Vince Walters: She didn't leave me there! She just forgot she put me in there so the cops found me and brought me back to her!
Taj Escobar: That explains so much!
Mason Moore: Yeah it does! Your Mom's memory fuckin sucks dude!
Havok scrambles to his feet as he goes to pick up Tommy Kain who quickly shoots behind Havok and rolls him up in a school boy pin attempt as Devine jumps back down and counts as Tommy have the leverge to pulls this off
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NO!!!! HAVOK GOT THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT! Devine motions it waas just two, as Kain pie faces him out of the way and gets up, jerking Havok up with him. Tommy then brings him right to the center of the ring and drills him with a spike DDT right in the center of the ring. Tommy Kain then picks him up thrusts his head into his arm pit and drills him with another EVENFLOW style DDT. The fans let out a sick gasp as Eddie Havok's head bounces off the canvas. Tommy then hooks his leg right there in the center of the ring as Daniel Devine drops down to make the count
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..THR KICKOUT! EDDIE HAVOK JUST KICKED OUT AGAIN! Tommy buries his face in his hands as he shakes his head. He stands up and slaps his hands together once, twice, and then a third time showing Daniel Devine how to count to three.
Vince Walters: Bah it didn't work show him again Tommy, Devine is one of them special idiots from the Isle of IDIOTS! You need to show him how to do the simple shit at least three of four timesbefore he finally gets it right!
Taj Escobar: That's what we are going with? It can't be that Eddie Havok is one hell of a competitor with more heart than half the OPW locker room?
Mason Moore: I mean both are really good points...Let's put a poll up on twitter!
Vince Walters: YES A POLE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED! Although it will be weird for you without music huh Mason?...Ohh well I have some ones on me I'm sure there has to be an ATM somewhere in here!
Tommy then stands up and jerks Eddie Havok up again and thrusts his head inbetween his legs and then lifts him by his stomach attempting to hit a jackknife powerbomb, but Eddie wiggles out in mid air and grabs Tommy’s head slamming Tommy’s chin onto the back of his head with a Jeff Hardy style chin buster. Tommy Kain falls to his knees as Eddie backs up and runs towards Tommy Kain and almost kicks his head off his shoulders with his ED KICK SHINING WIZARD!!! The fans pop huge as Eddie Havok falls ontop of The Cool rifle as the fans count along with Daniel Devine
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THRE NO NO NO TOMMY KAIN KICKS OUT
Eddie Havok closes his eyes out of frustration. Havok then sits up and looks toward the turnbuckle. The fans pop as Eddie Havok pulls himself up, and picks Tommy up with him. He picks Tommy up throws his arm over his shoulder and lifts him high in the air and drops him with a BRAINBUSTER. Havoc then walks over to the turnbuckles and jumps to the top like RVD. He then stands all the way up leans backwards slightly and then jumps off and then comes flying down on Tommy Kain with a 450 splash!!! The fans then start chanting
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
As Eddie Havok hooks the leg
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Taj Escobar: NEW CHAMP WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP!!!
Mason Moore: NOPE! TOMMY KAIN’s foot is on the bottom rope!
Eddie Havok looks over and sees Kain’s foot on the bottom rope. Tommy starts to move around as Eddie just looses his temper and unloads on Tommy Kain with rights and lefts. Daniel Devine pleads with Havok to stop, but Havok almost turns his fury onto Devine as he turns to him and YELLS GET THE HELL OUTTA MY FACE!!! He jerks Tommy up by his hair and hits a knife edge chop, and and another and another. He whips Tommy to the ropes Tommy comes back around and Eddie wraps him up tight into a sleeper hold. Eddie goes to fall back locking in his REAR NAKED CHOKE HE CALLS THE BLACKOUT but Tommy grabs the top rope keeping them from falling back. Instead Tommy then uses every bit of strength he has in his legs and pushes backwards until Eddie Havok’s back smacks the padded steel of the turnbuckles. Tommy then buries two back right elbows into Eddie Havok’s cheek. Tommy turns around backs up and hits a HUGGGGGEEEE ROARING ELBOW onto Eddie Havok in the corner to where Eddie almost slumps over. Tommy then quickly scoops Eddie onto his shoulders and uses his free hand to pull himself up to where he is standing on the second rope...HE THEN LEAPS OFF driving Eddie Havok head first into the mat with a SECOND ROPE VERSION OF HIS MOVE
Mason Moore: JEEESSUSSSSS WHAT A PARTY CRASHER BY TOMMY KAIN!!!
Vince Walters: AND FROM THE SECOND ROPE HE COULD HAVE SNAPPED EDDIE’S FRIGGIN NECK!!!
Taj Escobar: After this grueling match there aint no way!
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Taj Escobar: AND THAT’S THE BALL GAME FOLKS! TOMMY KAIN HAS RETAINED THE YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST THE FORMER CHAMPION RIGHT HERE TONIGHT ON SHOWCASE! WHAT A FRIGGIN MATCH!!!
Vince Walters: Yeah you gotta give credit where it is due! That was indeed one hell of a freakin match! Both of these men put it all on the line showing the entire world what it means to be The YOUNGBLOOD CHAMPION HERE IN OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING!
Taj Escobar: I am truly amazed at the display of athleticism and fortitude showed by both of these men here tonight! Eddie Havok has absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, because this version of Tommy Kain dare I say is the best version we may have ever seen! Whomever takes that Youngblood Championship from him is going to have to be one tough customer, and well they really don’t make em any tougher than Eddie FREAKIN HAVOK!
Mason Moore: Yeah if I were Tommy I wouldn’t be in a hurry to climb in the ring with him anytime soon! The COOL RIFLE SECTION UP TOP IS HAVING THE NIGHT OF THEIR LIVES! They are pouring bottles of cheap CHAMPAGNE ALL OVER EVERYONE IN THE ROWS BENEATH HIM! GOT DAMN I LOVE OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING!!!
Vince Walters: And look at the show of respect between the two men who just got finished kicking each other’s asses...It really kinda makes me sick!
Tommy Kain picks up Eddie Havok who is still a bit emotional and shaken up after taking a top rope juvi driver. Yet Tommy Kain pats him on the back and holds his hand high in the air as Royal Powerhouse walks over and attempts to give Tommy Kain his Youngblood Championship, but instead Eddie Havok rips it from him and stands theree as he and Tommy have a bit of a stareoff for a moment before Eddie Havok reaches his hand out and hands Tommy his Youngblood Championship belt. The fans roar in approval, as Eddie Havok gets out of the ring to allow Tommy Kain to enjoy his hard fought and earned adulation. As he walks up the ramp backwards, suddenly the lights in the arena go out…
Taj Escobar: GOT DAMNIT JOHNNY! I TOLD YOU YEARS AGO...AFTER THE DEPOSIT YOU GO AHEAD AND PAY YOUR LIGHT BILL! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM?
Mason Moore: Uhhh I don’t think it’s Johnny this time Taj!
Vince Walters: Why is it so cold in here all of a sudden? I’m scared Mason HOLD ME!
Mason Moore: Well I would if you didn’t reek of pickles and Cool Water! Not a good combo ya sick bastard?
Suddenly the lights come on but they are all red, as suddenly we see Rev. Hammer at the top of the ramp and now Eddie Havok lay ontop of some strange altar. Rev. Hammer seems to be preforming some sick ritual at the top of the ramp, as Tommy Kain is in the middle of the ring looking on in confusion like if he is trying to figure out if this is really going on or is he in another one of his drunken comas. Tommy then decides to investigate for himself as he exits the ring. Rev. Hammer motions for Tommy to join them at the top, but right when Tommy is about to be within striking distance the lights come all the way back on and Eddie Havok and Rev. Hammer ARE GONE???
Mason Moore: What?...What the hell? Where in trhe fuckin fuck did they go?
Vince Walters: Probably to Popeyes!
Taj Escobar: All of that for a trip to Popeyes? Especially when Big Daddy’s Chicken is our main friggin sponsor! Johnny if you are still in gorilla...THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK I’M TALKIN ABOUT! STAY TUNED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We are scheduled to speak with Al Envy right after this!