Post by enforcer on Apr 14, 2020 1:46:49 GMT -5
*Scene*
:: As the sun is rising on the East Coast Enforcer is sitting on the stairs just outside the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C. Enforcer has a pair of sunglasses on, a black green, and white Outlawz t-shirt on, black shorts, and black & white New Balance running shoes. Enforcer slides his Beats by Dre headphones off his dears and slides them down around his neck.::Enforcer:I seriously don’t know what day it is. At Least when that was the case in the past I got to have a good time, a few too many drinks, woke up in bed next to a random woman from the night before whose name I forgot within minutes of meeting her but now I don’t get any of the fun stuff and still don’t know what day it is. Go figure! It just goes to show you that as much as things can change they can come back around and remain the same. Which is why Mike and are once again challenging for the World Tag Team titles. Championships that need to be in the Insurgence camp! We all recall how Mike and I were robbed of those damn belts last time we stepped into the ring with those sheep in wolves clothing. This time I am confident that won’t be happening this time around since I know Christian will be taking care of that piece of shit, Eddie Havok.
::Michael Maddox comes running up up the stairs of the Lincoln Memorial. He takes his ear bud out of his ears.::
Maddox:What the hell?!?!?!?!
Enforcer:What are you pissy about?
Maddox:You ditched me.
Enforcer:Don’t blame me that I can out run trains and you can’t.
Maddox:Out run trains? Please! You aren’t superman.
Enforcer:That’s where you are wrong. Much like the Sheeps are wrong about us and they are wrong about their importance to this world much less this industry just because they are the current champions. They’ve been full of themselves back in the day too. Guys, I am all for confidence but you really give yourselves way too much credit. The irrelevance you feel towards us means that you know in the back of your head that you barely escaped our last match with the belts. Which means that you are worried that history won’t repeat itself and we will actually put you down and take those gold title belts away from you for good.
Maddox:That’s right fellas. You guys thinking we have gotten a big head is funny. You two have spent so much time in that rarefied air that your brains are all scrambled. The overconfident big headed team in this match isn’t us. It’s not even that of Johnny but it is the team that the two of you seen looking back at you two when you are in front of a mirror or even when you two look at your titles and see who you really are. Two gentlemen living off their past accomplishments and hoping they don’t get lit up and exposed as fraudulent little bitches. The two of you know in your hearts you are half the men you use to be and that eats each of you alive. That when you see what we really are you tell yourself,”that used to be me”. That is why the two of you truly aren’t man enough to nut up and look at us in the faces like men.
Enforcer:Relevance is a slippery slope, gentlemen. One good choice in life and people think they are the shit. That they are set for life. When in reality they made a good choice once in a long line of choices that are at best questionable. Your importance and relevance have been greatly exaggerated in every way possible. It’s unfortunate for the two for you that are surrounded with nonsensical douchebags who tell you anything that you two would like to hear. Bottom line is that you two are just foolish that way. The illogical thinkers will ultimately reveal themselves as the fools they truly are. That happens to you two sheep as Mike and I walk out with those tag team title belts that you two are currently holding for us. The pack of wolves who ride together will die together is a great adage to live by especially in a team situation. When that supposed pack is revealed to be nothing more than a flock of sycophant belligerent recalcitrants that are in your supposed pack. We don’t acquiesce to the two of you but only to ourselves and our fellow Insurgence members.
Maddox:While the champions have their asses so far up each other’s asses they are all twisted. We also have the fellow challengers of one of the big bosses of OPW, LA Johnny Stylez and Le’andra Fury.
Enforcer:They call themselves the Phucking Syndicate.
Maddox:What the Phuck?!?! We get it, Johnny you are from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. The home of the french for Union trade and the two of you have a business relationship. Big phucking deal!
Enforcer:Le’andra, I am so honored you remember me. Really I am because the fact that you remember me and think so little of me as a wrestler means as little as Switzerland meant in World War one.
Maddox:Take it to someone who cares. Now we appreciate that both sets of our opponents think so little of us that they aren’t even considering us a threat but it was the illustrious leader…….
Enforcer:The “ALPHA” of OPW if you will.
Maddox:Yes, exactly. He was so unsure that he could come out the winner in our match back at Tag Team Wars. So, what did he do? He bought us off to scurry along to the finals. Yet he couldn’t close the deal and actually win the tournament.
Enforcer:Did Johnny come up short once again?
Maddox:You think?
Enforcer:Must be! Look at the disappointment in Blair’s eyes each time she looks at Johnny.
Maddox:That’s true. If looks could kill. Man, sucks for you Blair.
Enforcer:Well……..
Maddox:Don’t! That might be a little too much. We are talking about one of the OPW owners and he has a long reach.
Enforcer:At least his reach is long.
Maddox:Really? How lame of you. I didn’t realize we were sophomores in high school now.
Enforcer:Me as a sophomore in high school? That’s rich. How many times have you been married, Joe Exotic?
Maddox:Joe Exotic? Ouch that stings. I still have all my teeth. I’m taller and sexier.
Enforcer:That’s subjective that can get discussed at a later date. We should be focused on our Phucking opponents. The damn sheep and Phucking Syndicate!
Maddox:You think we can send them down to Carol Phuckin Baskin?
Enforcer:That’s a great idea. I hear she can cook a hell of a meal.
::Enforcer stands up off the step he is sitting on and they walk as the camera fades to black.::