Post by kyleguy on Apr 14, 2020 10:24:42 GMT -5
The scene opens up to see Kyle Mehr and Boston Bob walking up-to an abandoned building in Reno, NV.
Bob-Why are we here Guy?
Mehr-Bob, this was Once the Home of the NWL, the Nevada Wrestling League.
Bob-You were trained in this shithole?
Mehr-Yes, but it wasn’t held in this condition in the day. This has been laziness on my part since I have been retired for the most part for the last 4 years except for a few failed comebacks. However since you decided to Sign me to OPW, I say it’s time to return this place to its past glory.
Bob-I didn’t say up for cleaning duty Guy!
Mehr-Of course not Guy, I have a crew arriving in a few minutes to take care of all the cleaning.
Bob-Then why are we here Guy?
Mehr-Simple...this place is a metaphor...I began my career as a wrestler here so it only makes sense to come back here not only to train for my return to being a wrestler but on top of that my grand re-emergence into the world of Pro Wrestling promos here as well. See tommorow night in that Shithole down south I get back into that ring, my home for so...so many years to prov to the wrestling world and maybe even myself I still have what it takes in that ring. I come to a new feud who doesn't push you based on being tight with management but of your own talent. I have to admit guy I have been both this excited and nervous in years ....Who am I facing again Guy?
Bob-I believe his name is Gabriel Tuck Guy!
Mehr-I have been in this business for over 20 years and I have literally never heard of him until signing with OPW, however that's what is great guy. I'm not facing the same crop of people that I did the last few years of my wrestling career putting out the same tired cliches about greatness and being role models or the like, OPW is a new challenge but one I planning on fully embracing and making my mark in. What else can you tell me about him guy?
Bob-From my research which was really just a 4.3 second Google Search it shows that he is one of the competitors thats part of the Best of 5 Series to crown the First Ever OPW Prestige Champion!
Mehr-Hmmm...Interesting!
Bob-How so Guy?
Mehr-Well either the Boss Man thinks that I'm just some lamb that needs to be led to the slaughter house by putting me in there with Gabriel Tuck a man who is clearing a player in OPW, a man who they seem to think could beat a man of my stature and accolades so he could carry a so-called Victory over the Greatest Wrestler on this planet Kyle Mehr as proof they he is truly a contender for the OPW Prestige Championship...or...or...The Boss Man knows i am STILL the greatest wrestler on this planet that his is simply handing this so called Contender to me to prove my worth here in OPW!
Bob-How can you be so sure about that guy, you yourself have said you have hardly wrestled for the last 4 years!
Mehr-Simple Guy! I have wrestled the best and have beaten the best, hell I have retired more wrestlers than Social Security! Besides you don’t Know Kyle Guy The Wrestler, you just know me as the Beer Drinking 4 Card Cleopatra Keno Winning Mother Fucker you met at Cal-Neva near the end of Act 2 of my career. Now let me show you how I roll as a wrestler. You see Guy, When I asked you for the name of my opponent for the show, that was for affect...that was to show him in my mind he isn't shit in the world of wrestling.Sure he may think he is some big deal because he is in this little Best of 5 Series, but in my world he is just the first in line to come face to face with the New Standard Bearer here in OPW, Kyle The Mother Fucking GUY! But enough talking, I need to hit the ring and get some training in, because there are those who Talk about it and there those who Be about it and time to prove to those who talk about being the best that I Am The Best!
Kyle and Bob walk into the NWL Training facility as the scene fades to black.
Bob-Why are we here Guy?
Mehr-Bob, this was Once the Home of the NWL, the Nevada Wrestling League.
Bob-You were trained in this shithole?
Mehr-Yes, but it wasn’t held in this condition in the day. This has been laziness on my part since I have been retired for the most part for the last 4 years except for a few failed comebacks. However since you decided to Sign me to OPW, I say it’s time to return this place to its past glory.
Bob-I didn’t say up for cleaning duty Guy!
Mehr-Of course not Guy, I have a crew arriving in a few minutes to take care of all the cleaning.
Bob-Then why are we here Guy?
Mehr-Simple...this place is a metaphor...I began my career as a wrestler here so it only makes sense to come back here not only to train for my return to being a wrestler but on top of that my grand re-emergence into the world of Pro Wrestling promos here as well. See tommorow night in that Shithole down south I get back into that ring, my home for so...so many years to prov to the wrestling world and maybe even myself I still have what it takes in that ring. I come to a new feud who doesn't push you based on being tight with management but of your own talent. I have to admit guy I have been both this excited and nervous in years ....Who am I facing again Guy?
Bob-I believe his name is Gabriel Tuck Guy!
Mehr-I have been in this business for over 20 years and I have literally never heard of him until signing with OPW, however that's what is great guy. I'm not facing the same crop of people that I did the last few years of my wrestling career putting out the same tired cliches about greatness and being role models or the like, OPW is a new challenge but one I planning on fully embracing and making my mark in. What else can you tell me about him guy?
Bob-From my research which was really just a 4.3 second Google Search it shows that he is one of the competitors thats part of the Best of 5 Series to crown the First Ever OPW Prestige Champion!
Mehr-Hmmm...Interesting!
Bob-How so Guy?
Mehr-Well either the Boss Man thinks that I'm just some lamb that needs to be led to the slaughter house by putting me in there with Gabriel Tuck a man who is clearing a player in OPW, a man who they seem to think could beat a man of my stature and accolades so he could carry a so-called Victory over the Greatest Wrestler on this planet Kyle Mehr as proof they he is truly a contender for the OPW Prestige Championship...or...or...The Boss Man knows i am STILL the greatest wrestler on this planet that his is simply handing this so called Contender to me to prove my worth here in OPW!
Bob-How can you be so sure about that guy, you yourself have said you have hardly wrestled for the last 4 years!
Mehr-Simple Guy! I have wrestled the best and have beaten the best, hell I have retired more wrestlers than Social Security! Besides you don’t Know Kyle Guy The Wrestler, you just know me as the Beer Drinking 4 Card Cleopatra Keno Winning Mother Fucker you met at Cal-Neva near the end of Act 2 of my career. Now let me show you how I roll as a wrestler. You see Guy, When I asked you for the name of my opponent for the show, that was for affect...that was to show him in my mind he isn't shit in the world of wrestling.Sure he may think he is some big deal because he is in this little Best of 5 Series, but in my world he is just the first in line to come face to face with the New Standard Bearer here in OPW, Kyle The Mother Fucking GUY! But enough talking, I need to hit the ring and get some training in, because there are those who Talk about it and there those who Be about it and time to prove to those who talk about being the best that I Am The Best!
Kyle and Bob walk into the NWL Training facility as the scene fades to black.