Post by enforcer on May 4, 2020 20:44:03 GMT -5
*Scene*
::As the sun rises over the trees surrounding Enforcer’s two story cabin. Enforcer is sitting on the steps of the cabin leading up to the cabin patio. Enforcer has his black Rayban sunglasses as the stairs face directly where the sun is rising. He has The front door is wide open and Enforcer is holding his cell phone in his right hand and has his cell phone on speaker.::Justice Orton-Cross:Anthony, you didn’t tell me you were going to leave a day early to head down to Allentown.
Enforcer: Didn’t I,babe? I could have sworn I did.
Justice Orton-Cross:Giving me a kiss on my forehead at just after four in the morning and muttering something on your way out of our bedroom. You need to do better!
Enforcer:You’re right, Justice. Did you want me to buy you something? I am going to bring you back something, I promise. Maybe…...a certified Jimmy Snuka coconut from the motel in Allentown that he allegedly killed his girlfriend back in 1983?
Justice Orton-Cross:You can be such an asshole,Anthony.
Enforcer:It’s one of the reasons why you love me,right?
Justice Orton-Cross:It is more like I love you despite the fact that you are an asshole. Now, if you really want to make it up to me I am not trying to have a Jimmy Snuka coconut! You damn well know you can do better then that. Just think diamonds that have a sparkle in it’s eyes.
Enforcer:Damn, girl you really do love your jewelry.
Justice Orton-Cross:And don’t cheap out on it either.
Enforcer:Wow, anymore demands?
Justice Orton-Cross:You know I am partial to blue.
Enforcer:I am fully aware of that.
Justice Orton-Cross:Good. You know what? Since I’m home for the next few days I’ll just do a little online shopping and buy what I know you would get me.
::Enforcer rolls his eyes and mouths the word “Phuck”.::
Enforcer:But bab……
Justice Orton-Cross:Did you say something?
Enforcer: Didn’t say a word.
Justice Orton-Cross:Then we agreed.
Enforcer:Anything you want.
Justice Orton-Cross:Fantastic. Now, I get the lucky task of waking up your son so he can get ready for his class on Zoom.
Enforcer:That’s not fair, babe. He lived inside you for nine months. It’s just messed up how anytime he gives you a hard time then he is just mine and when he is acting appropriately he is our son.
Justice Orton-Cross:It’s a mother’s prerogative. So, deal with it.
Enforcer:Touche.
Justice Orton-Cross:I’ve got to go make sure Ian is up. I love you.
Enforcer:Love you too.
::Enforcer hangs up his phone and keeps it tucked in his right hand.::
Enforcer:Despite the trouble brewing during the number one contender’s match for the Southern Heavyweight championship last Monday night’s Showcase turned out to be quite rewarding. I whooped the hell out of that no good wannabe of a cowboy hick, “Hangman” Alex somethingor other. Also, the entire world got to see the return of the man who took me under his ring very early on in my career. That of course is Damon Riggs and to top it all off he is going to put our fearful leader of OPW, “The dawn of Cena Nation”, “The $traight Edge Alpha”, “The Sultan of STDs”, good old “Loose Anus” Johnny “Doesn’t have any” Stylez. Damn, Johnny that’s a lot of nicknames you got going on over there. No wonder why you keep asking people if they “Got a minute?” You might want to start asking for more than a minute to get through your list of nicknames alone because we all know that the “Dawn of douchiness” has phucken gotten like that. Rest assured, Johnny I’ll be the one ripping your OPW tag team title belt from you as I stand over you in the pits of hell and you will realize the power truly lies in Insurgence.
::Enforcer reaches over to the railing of the stairs and pulls himself up. He turns to start walking up the cabin stairs to the patio. He stops for a moment and looks at his black 2021 Mercedes GLE63C45 sitting in the driveway. Enforcer stops for a moment, shuts his eyes and takes in the silence that is surrounding him. Enforcer opens his eyes and walks up the rest of the stairs. When he gets on to the patio Enforcer walks over a small table surrounded by two rocking chairs he then picks an empty plate and glass. Enforcer takes the plate and glass into the kitchen. Enforcer washes bpth the plate and glass off before putting them in the dishwasher. Enforcer he dries his hands off. Enforcer shuts the dishwasher door and dries his hands off. Enforcer casually starts to walk into the living room.::
Enforcer:It seems we are looking forward to the future. Why wouldn’t we be? There is a worldwide ass kicking virus that is beating the phuck out of us.
::Enforcer stops in his tracks and holds his left hand up with his index finger raised.::
Enforcer:I see what you guys are doing. You’re not fooling me, world. The answer is yes, Johnny Stylez is a virus but I am talking about a virus that is actually a damn threat like Covid-19 for instance. Someone who is also passing himself off as our vaccine but is actually another virus. That one true infidel himself, coming to us from Basra, Iraq. Abdul Bin Hussain. You mind if I call you Abby? No? I didn't think so, Abby.
::Enforcer stops for a moment. Looks up at the ceiling.::
Enforcer:Let me see if I still have this.
::Enforcer looks straight ahead.::
Enforcer
عبد صديقي. لقد رأيت ما كنت تفعله حتى الآن في OPW وأنت رياضي مثير للإعجاب. لذا ، فشلت في أن
تصبح بطل العالم للوزن الثقيل. أنيكا هو خصم هائل للغاية ، كشخص كان في الحلقة ضد VooDoo أنا واثق من أنني أعرف مدى صعوبة تلك المباراة. لذلك ، أعرف أن فشلك في أن يصبح بطل العالم لن يكون الأخير. ولكن كيف ستعود من هذه الهزيمة الساحقة؟ انتظر اعتذاري يا ابو. أنا هنا أنت تفترض أنه يمكنك حتى التعامل مع العودة. بينما كنت تبحث عن منزل تنتقل إليه في أمريكا ، أثبتت أن لعبتك قوية. يبدو أن جزار البصرة بدأ
يتصدع تحت الضغط. هذا هو الوقت الذي سأنتقل فيه وأعطيك خسارتك الثانية في غضون عدة أسابيع.
*Translation of the previous paragraph*
Enforcer:Abby, my friend. I have seen what you have been doing thus far in OPW and you are an impressive athlete. So, you fell short in becoming World Heavyweight champion. Anika is a very formidable opponent.As someone who has been in the ring against VooDoo I am confident I know how tough that match was. So, that is why I know your failure to become the World Champion won't be your last. But how are you going to come back from such a crushing defeat? Wait, my apologies, Abby. I am over here assuming that you can even handle coming back. While you were looking for a home to move into in America you proved that your pouting game is strong. Looks like the Butcher of Basra is starting to crack under the pressure. That is when I am going to swoop in and give you your second loss in as many weeks. ::Enforcer lets out a sigh of relief.::
Enforcer:Did I forget I’ve spent some time in the Middle East, Abby? Mostly Jordan and the West Bank but enough time to pick up some of the language. I even swam in the Dead Sea. I have seen what is going on over there. Like anywhere else it could have it’s ugliness and the information I gathered on your history I can see why you would be frustrated. So, you decide to come OPW and slum it with us in America. Especially with the state the world is in right now. If you have an issue go take it up with the President. He is at 1600 Pennsylvania in Washington D.C. Feel free to stop by anytime you would like. Just tell him Stormy Daniels invited you over.
::Enforcer walks through the rest of the living room and out the front door. He stops on the patio and looks out at the trees surrounding the cabin.::
Enforcer:You are having quite the existential crisis since you failed in your challenge of Anika and her World title. Is it why you would rather live in different luxurious hotels every damn night? While on the surface that seems like a fantastic way to live. Never having to cook, clean up, just ordering in room service all damn day. Why the phuck am I not doing that? Get me some damn sleep. Abdul, I have to give it to you for being someone who didn’t have the easiest childhood and it makes me wonder how you turned into such a spoiled little bitch? Quite frankly that is beyond me but I’ll let your inner circle worry about that and I will simply digress. I’m just thankful to God I don’t have to deal with your spoiled bitch ass every damn day. Dealing with you everyday is the equivalent to nurses in New Orleans near Johnny Boy’s house having to deal with him when he goes in for his STD test from what he did the night before. I am sure Blair has to be grateful she decided to stop sleeping with you years ago, right Johnny boy? That is off topic though, off topic. I need to be focused on the “Infidel from Iraq”, the “Bitch from Basra” Abby Bin Hussain. It is just funny to me that you want to save some money but live well beyond your apparent means. Man, that is just fantastic. Have you ever considered working at a Mcdonalds or a Walmart? Just a thought, just spitballing ideas, Abby. Well, it appears as though good old, Mr. Cheap ass boss, Johnny Boy, didn’t break the bank for you to come into OPW. Have you considered you're not the talent you built yourself up as in your mind? Because every damn syllable you say seems to be proving that hypothesis correct. We all see it, Abby. Even the cretinous humanoids see you for who you actually are. Hell, not only did Roger Wright see it but Johnny Boy Stylez saw it. That sounds like a major red flag to me,Abby.
::Enforcer walks down the steps of his cabin. He walks a few steps forward and stops.::
Enforcer:Who is exactly waging war on Allah and all of his messengers? I want names and phone numbers, Abby. Tell your boy,Rafiq, to get those to me ASAP. Now I am sure everyone can appreciate wanting to elevate one’s mind to that higher level of consciousness. Hell, Johnny Boy has been trying to bum a minute off of anyone he comes across just to get there. But you are clearly on that good, brought in up a camel's ass kind of good. It must be why you are talking like a badass one minute and the next minute you are doing your best impersonation of a Kardashian in crisis. Have you ever considered that you are Bipolar? If it turns out you are Big Pharmaceutical has some drugs they’d like to sell you and Phuck the generic shit, you are going to get the luxurious top shelf meds to fight being a Bipolar nut. We can all see what is going on Abby, we see that you are projecting your feelings of looking into the past to us when it is you who keeps looking back. It is you who is trying to find some kind of motivation to compete with anyone in OPW. If you want to pull that kind of shit, go meet Erin Stone about joining her promotion. Ask the phucking boss about her. Johnny loved Erin even more than he loved having a gaggle of roosters to play with.
::Enforcer looks back at his cabin before turning back around.::
Enforcer:Abby, do you honestly think I have been able to gather the wealth I have had being a damn push over? Because it appears so since you have just put your career on the line. We know how this works Abby. The person that puts their career on the line wins just about nintey nine percent of the time. Take that move back to preschool,Abby. We all know you are just talking out of your ass at this point. I have been around for awhile,Abby. So has the rest of the entire OPW roster. Believe me we have all admitted to saying those things about each other to our faces. So, what does it matter that when you lose you stay in OPW or go back to Iraq? It won’t hurt OPW or help it. The world is indifferent to you, Abby. That also includes the people back in the Arab Nations. Don’t believe me? It says so in the Quran. Right under the passage about Ramadan. Go check, it’s the truth. “ Abby is a phucking bitch:The true passage about ABH” I know this because I have read the Quran. I have read the bible. I even spent a month at BYU to learn about the Mormon faith. By the way, Maddox, you should check that shit out. Some of those guys have like 6 wives. I’m not saying anything but I’m saying. I also saw how those Scientology kooks get down. Where is Ron Simmons when I need him to say “DAMN!” when I need him to? Go figure. Before I did my homework on religion I knew I’d be headed to hell and I damn sure know that is where I am going after I die. Hell, I might even be in purgatory right now. Anytime I have to see, hear, or be around Lucifer’s phucking bitch, Johnny Stylez. Regardless of all that Abby, you don’t matter. You took your shot at becoming World Champion and Anika shut you down.
::Enforcer chuckles to himself as he walks up to the camera.::
Enforcer:Abby, you might be on that Ted Bundy, serial killer path. You have a lot of hate towards women? Abby, you can tell us. Go ahead, tell us. Honestly, did your sister kick your ass as a child? I would explain why you want to drug women and you want to continue in your nefarious ways by euthanizing me. That will happen right after Johnny Boy leaves Blair for Erin Stone and devotes his life to her. What I am saying is that is not happening. Not only because I have the strength, agility, intelligence, and wrestling ability to kick your ass but because I am and will forever be the greatest person to ever live.
::Enforcer stands straight up, flips the camera off, turns around, and walks away as the camera fades to black.::
~4:19~
Johnny Stylez will phorever be behind the times!