Snitch - Vol 3 - April 27, 2020 May 4, 2020 23:05:13 GMT -5
Post by Miss OpW on May 4, 2020 23:05:13 GMT -5
The OpW Jumbo Tron lights up and the Snitch logo appears on the screen.
The camera slowly moves back and we are in the small room where the Snitch Corner was set up for the show. Madisin Ivy is sitting on her white and gold couch with the Snitch logo beside her in the center of the couch. She is dressed in a black Highway to Hell T-shirt, it was cut down low showing more than an ample amount of cleavage, a black skirt so short that if she were to sneeze you’d see her little treasure box and black stilettos. She’s got a huge smile on her face.
Madisin Ivy: Welcome everyone to Snitch Volume 3 folks. And boy has it been a week for me. I’ve had Snitches dropping all over the place as if they were male DNA dripping from Mason’s vagina. She winks and smiles before going on. from the people that you would least expect it coming from.
Madisin gives a wink.
Madisin Ivy: Apparently Jason Ryan doesn't think too much about management's decision to have Gabriel Tuck and Eddie Havok compete in a best of 5 series to crown the first ever OPW Prestige Champion. Basically because it denies him the opportunity and honor to be the first Champion, so he intends to protest, and from henceforth shall like to be referred to as Jason Ryan "The UNcrowned" OPW Prestige Champion. Hey, if Prince could change his name to a symbol, who am I to judge? But me personally, I think I’d rather be the Crowned Champion.
Madison gave her shoulders a shrug.
Madisin Ivy: So, there’s a New Face that goes by the name Jaxson Riley, calls himself the Hangman, said he was hired to do a job. But when Johnny Stylez was asked about it early in the week he said he didn't hire the guy. Johnny paid Eoin O'Rourke handsomely for the information that was given to him, and he still has it… Which is how we know Johnny was telling the truth! Isn’t that how it usually is with him?
Madison mouths the words “Sorry, Boss.”
Madisin Ivy: I heard it through the OpW Grapevine that there could be a Queen of Outlaw Pro Wrestling Pageant COMING SOON. I am sure hoping that it’s for all the ladies in the fed and not just our competitors, cause let’s face it, you know your girl is walking away with it. Get your bikinis ready, bitches.
She arches her back just slightly, pushing her breast up in the air, a smirk on her face.
Madisin Ivy: The PuREBLooD Championship Match is also a unification match that will see the Youngblood Title Unified with the XKoRe Championship, but apparently even if Ophelia Pain is victorious in claiming the victory and her place in OPW History as the first ever OPW PuREBLooD CHampion she has no intentions of handing in the XKoRe CHAMPIONSHIP. What's up with that and all these women keeping titles that no longer mean a thing.
Madisin raises her left hand to her head, index finger pointed to the side of her head and twirls it around in the international symbol for crazy.
Madisin Ivy: Speaking of crazy… Did you see VooDoo this week? I happen to be in OpW offices and was standing close to “someone’s” office door when they received the bill from VooDoo’s tantrum, $36,660 worth of damage. “Someone” said they were going to take that out of the Wolfpack’s asses.
Madisin raised her hands and put one out like the guys usually did to her in the porns she’s been in and then she spanked the air like it was her ass.
Madisin Ivy: And since we’re on the Wolf topic and ass spankings… what in the hell do you think is going to happen the first time that ANY of them pass each other in the hallways? I don’t know about you all, but I am thinking that $37k is going to be just the tip of the iceberg for this group of people. Shall we start taking bets on who’s going to be the one to throw the first blow? I don’t know about you, but it would be very interesting to watch VooDoo snatch Le’Andra Fury’s soul from her body and beat her with it.
Madisin gave a nod with a smile.
Madisin Ivy: This one may get me killed, but it’s just too damned juicy not to share. But, your girl got a text message from an unknown number. I was a little scared to open it myself, but the words just kept calling to me. I opened the attachment and it was a copy of “someone’s” driver's license and the date of birth reads… February 14, 1985.
Madisin smiled and mouthed the words.. Blair Buchanan-Stylez.
Madisin Ivy: Johnny Stylez said he is done adding members to The Syndicate, but the same can't be said for Insurgence...We hear that Michael Maddox is looking to shake the roster up a bit and change things very very soon! All these stables seem to be growing and growing and it’s going to be an outright war, I kinda feel bad for those people who are stuck in the middle not choosing a side.
Madisin nodded her head a little.
Madisin Ivy: It seems as if Apathy has a boyfriend from her immediate past that she definitely doesn't want anyone knowing about. Keep an eye on this one. It could cause things to get very messsy around here. All of these love connections are just running around here. Why can’t your girl, Ivy find herself one? Or two or three?
Madisin laughs lightly.
Madisin Ivy: That’s all for this week. Madisin smiled real big. I’m Ms. OpW saying good night.and remember-- It's always the ones with the dirty hands pointing the fingers.
Madisin winks as the OpW Tron goes dark.