Post by Deleted on May 4, 2020 23:38:29 GMT -5
I awake in a cold sweat, sitting up and gasping for air.
ASHLEIGH
Kyler! What’s wrong, babe?!
SHIT! I woke my wife up over a lame nightmare. A nightmare like no other: a recap of what happened to me at Showcase #1. Come on! Did I really have to keep being reminded of coming up short?!
KYLER
I’m sorry, Ash. That last loss is really fucking with me.
ASHLEIGH
I’m really worried about you, Ky. You haven’t even been eating like you used to.
KYLER
I was so close to beating that sex-crazed joke of a competitor. And then shit just hit the fan. I was outsmarted and now I don’t even know what to do with myself. I look like a walking contradiction. Instead of a Parody I’m a fuckin’ Paradox.
ASHLEIGH
I saw what happened. It was bullshit, Ky. You and I both know you had that match against Opehlia Pain won.
KYLER
I plan on getting my revenge soon. I’ve just gotta get my head back on straight..
ASHLEIGH
Ky, are you sure you even want to continue down this path? Do you want to continue wrestling for a living?
KYLER
Yes. Because I can’t stay in this slump forever. Everyone has to succeed at some point!
ASHLEIGH
I was reading about this hobby called fantasy wrestling, babe. It’s where people create characters and write stories around said characters.. And the main purpose is to highlight their wrestling career. I even read some of that stuff. Some of it was well executed trash talk that made me laugh pretty hard. It was just straight up savage. And some of it was even sexual stories… sex novels that had nothing to do with pro-wrestling. I figure maybe whoever judges the matches get massive erections and it wins the writers their matches.
KYLER
As bizarre as that sounds, I feel like I should sign up to that.. As staff.
ASHLEIGH
HAH! Speaking of desperation sex, you know that Jayson Violence is referee’ing your upcoming match against Scotty Adams, right?
KYLER
They’re both involved in this whole Ophelia thing, and they’re both as pathetic as she is. Jayson’s ego grows a little more with every week he refuses to have sex with Ophelia. Meanwhile Scotty’s busy underestimating me. Ya know what? Right now I AM feeling a little down and out. But I’m going to give it the ol’ college try. To get back into the game and to prove…
Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you!
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OOC Note: A very rushed RP. I apologize, but I just wanted to get something up!