Snitch - Vol 4 - May 4, 2020 May 7, 2020 13:54:48 GMT -5
Post by Miss OpW on May 7, 2020 13:54:48 GMT -5
The OpW Jumbo Tron lights up and the Snitch logo appears on the screen.
The camera slowly moves back and we are in the small room where the Snitch Corner was set up for the show. Madisin Ivy is sitting on her white and gold couch with the Snitch logo beside her in the center of the couch. She is dressed in a black Highway to Hell T-shirt, it was cut down low showing more than an ample amount of cleavage, a black skirt so short that if she were to sneeze you’d see her little treasure box and black stilettos. She’s got a huge smile on her face.
Madisin Ivy: Welcome everyone to Snitch Volume 4, and boy has it been an exciting week for me. Snitches coming at me all left and right. I think I am going to start with one of the biggest... Damon "Havok" Riggs has made his return to pro wrestling as he made his SHOCKING DEBUT last week on Monday Night ShowCa$e at the conclusion of the six man tag team contest that pit the Syndicate against The Wolfpack. Last week was the highest rated OPW Monday Night Showcase of all time. So suffice to say we definitely turned some heads and got some people's attention. However it appears Damon's decision to return to the ring has gotten the attention of someone else from both Damon's and OPW's past that is heavily considering coming back to settle the score with The MASTER OF PUPPETS once and for all! Ladies and gentlemen keep an eye on this developing story because if our sources are correct this will be one of the most shocking and truly amazing things to ever take place in Outlaw Pro Wrestling! If you thought all eyes were on you before. Wait till this shit kicks off! She pauses a moment. I wonder if he’s happily married? How would ARP feel if I became her step momma?
Madisin Ivy: Rumor has it randomly appearing at The WRIGHT RANCH this past week had a little more effect than she meant to or knew she did. Apparently the night after the show Roger Wright's daughter was found sleeping with a bunch of old issues of WOMEN'S FITNESS MAGAZINE. Not only is her Mother's face on the cover of a few of them. But Blair went through and circled the articles and tips that she thought Marie would find most effective as she spends her life fighting off the dreaded FAT KID MONSTER! I don’t know whether to be happy for the kid or to be sad for her.
Madisin shook her head sadly.
Madisin Ivy: Speaking of not knowing whether or not to be happy or sad… rumor has it that someone is angry that Johnny Stylez won’t let said person have sex with Mason and I. She got a look on her face. Like seriously? What the fuck. Just because I am a porn star and have sex with lots of people, does not mean I am just a piece of meat. I am a human being, I have feelings, thank you very much. She held her head up a little bit. Thank you, Johnny, I really mean that.
She smiles again.
Madisin Ivy: Scotty Adams first leg of his OPW career was one for the history books. But now that the PuReXKoRe title is no longer there is still a figure lurking in the shadows that looks to break Scotty the same way he tried to break the XKoRe Division itself of it's ultra violence. In other words… Someone might wanna call Scotty and tell him to clear his calendar because pretty soon his hands are going to be very full.
Madisin holds her pinkie and thumb out as if it was a phone and shook as if giving a call.
Madisin Ivy: Next month is our 2nd biggest pay per view all year long, OPW Proudly Presents Stairway To Heaven. It is one of the only multi-person gimmick matches all year long where Anicka Swan or Xavier Wolf will be forced to defend the OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion. Anicka has passed every single test so far and as of right now only has one more to pass on her way to the historic and foundation shaking event. But X is no slouch in the ring. Apparently there will be a total of 7 OPW participants in this year's STAIRWAY 2 HEAVEN MATCH. The Champion will be allowed to select three challengers that go in the match however they see fit. The other three will be selected by staff who as we have learned have decided to let the roster fight it out among themselves. How exactly? Well you'll just have to stay tuned to see for yourselves! Seriously folks, this shit is about to get lit.
She smiles and nods.
Madisin Ivy: Eddie Havok has his mind and heart set on becoming Outlaw Pro Wrestling's first PRESTIGE CHAMPION. But is also looking to make another big change. Keep your eyes peeled, you don't freaking believe what is coming next!
Madisin continues on.
Madisin Ivy: Ophelia Pain and Jayson Violence have finally shared their night and most of the next morning in the middle of one very and we mean very steamy sex session. One that got them kicked out of the Holiday Inn about 15 miles outside of WebberVille Texas.... Only from what we hear no one is sure who enjoyed it more PHEELY or MURDER.... And of course Jayson is as oblivious to this as always!
She mouthed the word “men”.
Madisin Ivy: Eoin O'Rourke earned a victory by DQ over the number one contender to the OPW Immortal Championship Last Week on SHOWCASE...DQ or not a victory is a victory so rumblings around backstage there may or may not be a golden opportunity waiting in the wings for the IRISHMAN. I guess we will learn all about that in the weeks to come.
Madisin smiled and rubbed her hands together.
Madisin Ivy: And oh my God, did you see what Blair Buchanan-Stylez was wearing in the ring tonight? After finding out her true age last week. I think she should be wearing something a little more age appropriate. Then again, maybe Johnny is trying to appeal to the older fans with ladies their age in the ring? I can see it now… Blair, as this generations’ Great Moolah.
She mouthed the words “I’m gonna die.”
Madisin Ivy: Speaking of going to die. I got this delivered to me at OpW headquarters.
Madisin Ivy: It’s been kind of quiet in the WolfPack camp this week. Although rumor has it that the Wolf family made a considerable donation to the closest town to Parts Unknown. So big in fact that the town has agreed to build a helicopter pad in a field outside of town for when the ladies want to come into town and have “a day out”. I assure you that your girl here is trying to find out about this secret location. I mean how cool is it that they have a cave full of bats on their property? They can literally say… to the batcave and mean it.
Madisin laughed a little before moving on.
Madisin Ivy: And speaking of the WolfPack, seems that a blast from the past came out of the woodwork on them. Which by the way, seems to be happening a lot with this group, but that's what 20 yrs of being in the business will do to a person... makes friends and enemies... and frienemies alike. Sahara has peeked out her head and wants to know where the action is at. Last time we really saw her in some serious action was EWA. That's where her and ARP first came across each other. Rumor has it that Sahara had a thing for ARP, if you know what I mean. Wink-wink. We know ARP likes ladies, too and of course, Dane sure likes having his cake and eating it, too. If Ani brought Roger along, it would be a fivesome. Which are really really fun if you haven't been in one. Or so I have heard Mason talk about it.
Madisin smiles and innocent smile.
Madisin Ivy: Jason Ryan scored what had to be one of the biggest wins in his career and definitely the biggest win of his OPW Career as he remains undefeated so far after he managed to defeat Apathy on Showcase last week. But apparently there is someone backstage who is taking an exception to his boisterous claims that he is the uncrowned OPW Prestige Champion, and has designs on handing him his first loss and a look at the grim reality where he isn't the uncrowned CHAMPION.
Madisin goes OoOoOooo..
Madisin Ivy: And speaking of OoOoOo… Jaxson Riley said he was paid to do a job and is also open for business if there is anyone else around that may be looking for his services. Because it is even on his calling card… When the hangman comes for you....YOU HANG! Who is he looking for? And will he be able to take them out?
She gives her shoulders a shrug.
Madisin Ivy: And finally last week LA Johnny Stylez offered Tommy Kain a position in the Syndicate to help him get even with Roger Wright, after the Co-Owner originally intended to screw Tyler Knowles out of the OPW Youngblood Championship, but wound up screwing Tommy over too. Now granted Johnny and Tommy go way way way back. Tommy really isn't sold on the Syndicate as the last time he was aligned with Johnny in NEW EDGE Tommy saw a string of losses that almost kept him out of Outlaw Pro Wrestling after NEW closed like they always do.
Madisin mouths the word ouch.
Madisin Ivy: That’s all for this week. Madisin smiled real big. I’m Ms. OpW saying good night and remember-- It's always the ones with the dirty hands pointing the fingers.
Madisin winks as the OpW Tron goes dark.