Post by jasonryan on May 18, 2020 13:54:08 GMT -5
Jason is seen sitting on a throne made of bones, wearing a crown of thorns, holding a goblet in his other hand. He drums his fingers on the arm of the chair and scowls
It doesn't count, it doesn't count, it doesn't count!
Jason stands up angrily, throwing his goblet to the side
My loss to Enigma doesn't count. It was just a slight oversight! This is the first time I have been made such a fool of. That nasty, repugnant, simpering insect has made an enemy! We will have our final day before long, oh yes we will and The Scourge will tear the flesh from her bones! He will damn her to the deepest pit of Hell! But I'm not here to talk about Enigma. No, I have another opponent to squash beneath my boot.
Jason's face is one of disgust
Carter Alpha is a rat, a walking plague. He resides from a city I despise, Atlanta. The very worst thing to ever happen to America is the city of Atlanta and the people there. Atlanta is where you go when your life is not worth living. Nobody in Atlanta has ever been successful. The Falcons are the worst team in professional sport history, only a group of fucking idiots could blow a 28-3 lead. Then again, Matt Ryan is inbred and looks like a mentally challenged dodo bird. I should go to OPW's higher ups and kick all their asses for daring to put someone of my distinction, someone who, aside from one loss has dominated all who stand before me against a parasite from that cesspool.
Jason sighs and sits back on his throne, shaking his head
I am going to teat Carter apart, he thinks he is superior, he thinks he is the best but he is nothing but my newest victim. I am going to end his career before it even starts. I am going to dissect him in the middle of MY ring and expel him from my federation and from there I will go on to become the Prestigious champion. From there I will carry this company on my back and make it the greatest federation in the world. I alone am capable of doing this.
Jason holds his arms apart before him
There is a rat in my garden and I shall exterminate it before it becomes an infestation
It doesn't count, it doesn't count, it doesn't count!
Jason stands up angrily, throwing his goblet to the side
My loss to Enigma doesn't count. It was just a slight oversight! This is the first time I have been made such a fool of. That nasty, repugnant, simpering insect has made an enemy! We will have our final day before long, oh yes we will and The Scourge will tear the flesh from her bones! He will damn her to the deepest pit of Hell! But I'm not here to talk about Enigma. No, I have another opponent to squash beneath my boot.
Jason's face is one of disgust
Carter Alpha is a rat, a walking plague. He resides from a city I despise, Atlanta. The very worst thing to ever happen to America is the city of Atlanta and the people there. Atlanta is where you go when your life is not worth living. Nobody in Atlanta has ever been successful. The Falcons are the worst team in professional sport history, only a group of fucking idiots could blow a 28-3 lead. Then again, Matt Ryan is inbred and looks like a mentally challenged dodo bird. I should go to OPW's higher ups and kick all their asses for daring to put someone of my distinction, someone who, aside from one loss has dominated all who stand before me against a parasite from that cesspool.
Jason sighs and sits back on his throne, shaking his head
I am going to teat Carter apart, he thinks he is superior, he thinks he is the best but he is nothing but my newest victim. I am going to end his career before it even starts. I am going to dissect him in the middle of MY ring and expel him from my federation and from there I will go on to become the Prestigious champion. From there I will carry this company on my back and make it the greatest federation in the world. I alone am capable of doing this.
Jason holds his arms apart before him
There is a rat in my garden and I shall exterminate it before it becomes an infestation