Post by enforcer on May 31, 2020 19:03:12 GMT -5
*Scene*
::Enforcer is sitting on a lounge chair poolside of Michael Maddox’s estate in Miami, Florida. Enforcer isin a pair of black Jordan shorts, his sunglasses resting on the top of his head, and has a black eye mask over his eyes that says “Phuck Off”. Enforcer has his gold Prometheus Magma X Torch Triple Jet Cigar lighter in his left hand. As Enforcer is laying there fellow Insurgence member Michael Maddox comes walking over to him.::Maddox:You seem to have made yourself at home.
Enforcer:What can I say? You have a nice set up here.
Maddox:I know. I like nice things. Like my Louis XIII that has no disappeared.
Enforcer:Oh? You saw that?
Maddox:Yes, I saw that. That shit cost a lot of money.
Enforcer:That I do know. There are two of the $5,000 bottles being shipped here as we speak.
Maddox:But I had the $3,500 bottl……
Enforcer:Do you really want to finish your point?
Maddox:No, I am actually good.
Enforcer:I thought so. Will you relax? Sit out by the pool and enjoy this damn weather.
Maddox:We both have big matches at Showcase.
Enforcer: We’ve both been around this a long time and we are going to get this done.
Maddox:You’re right. Just like we are going to go to Stairway to Hell and finally win the World Tag Team titles.
Enforcer:Exactly! We are phinally going to beat the bitch out of the “Dawn of dumbasses”
Maddox:I thought he was the “The Alpha of Straight Edge”?
Enforcer:He is all those things and if he is able to survive getting his ass kicked by Damon and Allison. Which I very much doubt then we will finish his ass off.
Maddox:I like the sounds of that.
Enforcer:I thought you would. Just like I loved the idea of having the Immortal World title in my possession right now. But if it were not for that phucking reject, Christian Rivers. I could have pulled off the upset of the year.
Maddox:God damn,Christian!
Enforcer:I cannot wait to get my revenge.
Maddox:I’ll be glad to say that. Leave me just a little bit of Christian. I want to finish him off and send him right out of OPW because all know he can’t cut in OPW much less Insurgence.
Enforcer:Consider it done. Now, where are the damn sandwiches I ordered? Damn cook is taking a long ass time.
Maddox:I don’t have a cook.
Enforcer:No shit? Who did I tell my order to then?
Maddox:No clue. But damn I want a sandwich now too. Thanks jackass.
::Maddox gets his phone from out of his pocket.::
Maddox:I’ll take care of this. I know the perfect sandwich shop that just so happens to deliver.
Enforcer:Fantastic!
Maddox:What is your damn deal with sandwiches anyway? And why are you still wearing that “Phuck off” mask?
Enforcer:So, people will know how I feel about most people without ever having to talk to them.
Maddox:Take the damn thing off. It’s weird.
Enforcer:You can’t see this but I am rolling my eyes. I hope you can hear.
::Enforcer takes the eye mask off of his face.::
Enforcer:Happy now?
Maddox:Ecstatic. Now we just need those tag team titles.
Enforcer:Damn right we do but I NEED my sandwich right now.
Maddox:Am I just going to be listening to you bitch about sandwiches until they get delivered?
Enforcer:Phuck yeah you are. Sit back and be ready to listen to me talk about sandwiches.
Maddox:Ugh dammit! I am going to go stick needles into my ears rather than bitch about sandwiches. You and Heather are obsessed with sandwiches.
::Michael stands up and starts walking away.::
Enforcer:Even if you're bleeding to death from ears when the sandwiches get here make sure you bring me my damn sandwich and you better not phucking bleed on my sandwich!!!!
::Maddox flips Enforcer off as he walks inside his house which causes Enforcer to start laughing.::
Enforcer: HAHA! That’s fantastic. See that fire from my tag team partner, phucken spurious Syndicate, and you two stupes think you will keep us at bay when we step back into the ring together? Because it is now twice that I have had a championship match it took an outside person to prevent me from winning that match and the championship I was challenging for. The first time Michael and I challenged sheeps in wolf clothing was when Eddie Havok came into the ring and practiced his soccer game allowing the champions to remain champions. Then there was last week when I had Ms. Swan on the ropes and then here comes that punk ass bitch, Christian Rivers to cost me the Immortal World Heavyweight championship. (Enforcer chuckles to himself). Christian, you must know, hopefully, you do that I was beyond upset after that whole situation went down last week. Christian, you are just proving our point as to why we evicted you from Insurgence. But I have to give it to you because you have done something that no one else has been able to do. You have ostracized yourself from not only Insurgence but OPW as a whole so much that Johnny boy Stylez and I actually agree on how much of a punk ass bitch you are. Look what you've done Christian. Johnny boy and I agree on something. Which means only one thing. That you aren’t the reincarnation of Lucifer that you want everyone to see you as but the attention seeking whore who is going to get ran the phuck over.
::Enforcer sits up and puts his feet on the warm ground and stands up.::
Enforcer:Christian, I enjoy how you think you are a criminal mastermind. I mean damn, who records themselves performing a hit? Seriously, Christian? Why don’t you walk into the FBI Headquarters and just perform your criminal activity there. It would just be more efficient to do your crimes there if you are insisting on being caught. Out of all the moronic things I have seen this might take the cake. This might just be more fallacious then when Mikey Blade recorded himself burning down Blade’s home back when I was in HHW back in 2011. I mean wow, look at me. I am Christian Rivers and I am just going to go record myself shooting people all over a university in Tampa Bay. The people who hired you to do this piece of work either didn’t know of how incompetent you are or they are they must be the most dimwitted and luckiest criminals ever. Seriously, the luckiest people ever. So lucky I want to take these people to Vegas with me when Vegas reopens. I am actually just dumbfounded by your incompetence, Christian. Your vow of omerta is remarkable. Excellent work, Charles Whitman.
::Enforcer casually starts walking around the pool as he twiddles his lighter.::
Enforcer:You did something that I am simply amused by because even though what you did has been done at a nauseating level. Because many upon many of my past opponents who think they are witty ask me, “What exactly do you enforce?” How earth shattering clever of you, Mr. Rivers. Let me ask you something, Mr. Rivers. Are you a practicing Christian and go the church every Sunday? Or maybe I should ask if you have ever gone down a river? Stupid questions, right? Well, if I have to be asked a stupid phucken question then I get to reply with not only one of myself but I get to aske two stupid ass questions. If you really want to perform some target practice why don’t you use your damn temple as the target.
::Enforcer stops and just stands in place.::
Enforcer(He cracks a smile): Unlike you, Mr Rivers, who seems to like the idea of just flapping your gums by talking everyone’s ears off. Mr. Rivers my friend, when I was growing up I pretty much had to raise myself and survive that street life. It is why it led me to do things I had to do. Which is why I am here to this day. Those things don’t get talked about and it is very much appreciated by certain people. I have always let my actions speak for me. There is no reason to just talk the talk when you can actually walk the walk. Which is why I get to brag about the things I have done. Just go ahead and make your reservations at Sing Sing or Attica state prison now, Mr. Rivers. Where I on the other hand don’t need to talk about it because I am about it, you phucken moron. The feeblemind of an defenestrate recalcitrant will only lead to to your downfall, Mr. Rivers. When we are staring face to face on Showcase I will make sure to just leave a little bit of you left for the soon to be former one half of the OPW World tag Team champions, Johnny Boy Stylez can finish you off. You are welcome, Johnny Boy. I’ll do the difficult work while you go all Mortal Kombat on Mr. Rivers and finish him. You two fools deserve each other. Don’t worry though, Mr. Wright will continue to run OPW to even more success while Michael and I are carrying the Tag Team titles of the world. Because Johnny boy, you and Mr. Rivers deserve each other since both of you are nothing more than bitch asses.
::Maddox comes out with a sandwich in each hand while Enforcer goes over to the poolside bar and grabs two beers out of the bar fridge as the camera fades to black.::