Post by lajohnnystylez on Jun 1, 2020 10:53:25 GMT -5
Scene opens right where we left Xavier Wolf. X had just returned inside of the tent to find is wife packing for the journey home as Johnny was cuttin some serious Z’s on his cot Le’andra stops and grabs her bottle of water. She unscrews the cap and takes a swallow as she looks at him and almost starts laughing as X looks her up and down and can just tell some silly shit happened…
Xavier Wolf That bad huh?
Le’Andra Fury: Ohhhh you have noooo idea!
Xavier Wolf: DAMN! I always miss the good stuff!
Le’Andra Fury: Wellllll that’s not entirely true!
Xavier Wolf: What? What do you mean?
It doesn’t take X long to watch his wife’s beautiful blue eyes find their way to a small video on a tripod underneath the table they had set up. Xavier’s face lights up with excitiment as he shoots under the table and pulls the camera up so fast the tripod goes flying towards Johnny. Le’Andra and Xavier watch on horror as they are almost certain the tripod was going to nail Johnny right in the face, but by the grace of the good Lord the tripod sails over Johnny’s head and smacks the edge of the tent closest to Johnny. It makes a very loud noise but Johnny hardly stirs as he rolls over sits up for a moment looks up at Le’Andra and X with a goofy “I have no got damn clue where I’m at looks on his face as he looks around the tent. He then shakes his head as he lays back down telling Xavier and Le’Andra…
LA Johnny Stylez: Man if yall keep phuckin with the lil Yoda dude’s teepee he isn’t gunna cook us breakfast in the morning...And look I know we don’t know him but dude says he makes some mean Juveros Rancheros!
Le’Andra: Did he just say…
Xavier Wolf: SHhhh, STOP…>STOP! I gt this..I’m sore Johnny bruh did you just say Yoda?
LA Johnny Stylez: UHHH YEAH! How fucked up are you right now? You know the little green dude that we were hanging out with for a while last night? Remember he has that killer TeePee that looks like a double wide trailer when you actually go inside?...And I mean was it me or did he look phuckin just like JOSH MANHUNT?
Xavier Wolf: Ohh yeah brother just like em! Dont’t worry Le and I will straighten out Master Yoda’s Teepee before he ges back...You just take it easy over the buddy!
LA Johnny Stylez: HUERVOS RANCHEROSSSSS!
Le and Xavier are doing everything they can to keep from erupting in hysterical laughter. X then lifts the camera up and turns it on. He finds the file and pulls it up. He goes to hit play as he looks at his beautiful wife and asks…
Xavier Wolf: So, like have you watched this yet?
Le’Andra Fury: MmMmHmMm TWICE!
Xavier: Wolf: And is it…?
Le’Andra Fury: The Gospel According To LA Johnny Stylez..and yes it is probably exactly what you think it is.
Xavier Wolf: Alright fuck it...Here goe nothin…
Xavier Wolf presses play as we see Johnny messing with the camera early on in the evening. We see him laughing to himself hysterically by himself. We can hear Le’Andra in the back ground and Johnny yells he is going to take a piss. He takes the camera with him, and then it quickly cuts off.
Th e camera then cuts back on as Johnny is shaking against the rock. After he zips back up he turns around and we can see it all over his face that the drugs have totally kicked in and it is starting to get drk outside so he can’t see his foot prints to help him remember which way to take. We see Johnny walking around in circles and mubling cure words, and some are bad words that just don’t belong together. We then hear Johnny yell, as he suddenly comes back onto the screen and he has his tshirt hanging over the back of his head as the collar of the shirt is wrapped around his forehead. He is wearing one sock and he is starting to freak out. The camera then cuts again to Johnny sitting behind the rock with the tri-pod set up and he is holding a pineapple. He tells everyone about Yoda and that he isn’t convinced that it’s not Josh Manhunt. The camera then cus off and then cuts back on an unspecified amount of time later we see Johnny holding a bag of Pixie Sticks and he is still sitting down. He looks off the distance and motions to someone asking it it’s time to go.
LA Johnny Stylez: Are...Are we fixing to leave? No I’m not in a hurry I actually have a lot to thnk about after that talk we just had. Huh? NO I don’t want any meatloaf bro thanks. Take your time I’m just chillin….like...like a ViLLAN...MAn this shit is weird as phuck!
The camera then shuts off as it opens again a few moments later as he set himself up on the rock to where he is kinda leaning. He has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth as he cups his hands a lights it. He looks off in the distance to see if he can locate who he was talkin to. Johnny then drops his cigarette picks it up and puts it back in his mouth and then makes a nasty face as he spits the sand out. Camera fades out and then fades back in a few moments later and we see Johnny building a SANDCASTLE...And talking to himself like he is an actual construction worker while he does it. Then the camera fuzzes and fades out….For
And then it fades back in and se find ourselves with Johnny wh has finally removed his shirt from off his head but has it tied around his waist like it was 1993. He then backs up looks into the camera and begins to speak.
Ladies and gentlemen it has been quite the evening if I do say so myself. For those of you that have never dedicated an entire 8-12 hour block to a good LSD, MDMA, or MOLLY infested binge please note here and now that there is an entire aspect of human existence that your brain cannot even fathom existing until you make the trip for yourself Those of us that have done it have some of the most entertaining stories as we try our abslute best to put into words that actually describe our experience, yet even if our story entertains you to the point of laughter that results in slightly urine stained underwear and a sore side from laughing so hard understand still that ultimately we will have still managed to utterly fail in trying to describe the world as we saw it for those few brief hours that some how all at the same time felt like a
Junkie, druggie, burnout….I’ve heard all of you call me every name in the book and some that haven’t been written in there yet, and then I sit back and watch the rage flood from your eyes and rush down into your cheek bones until your entire stupid phuckin face looks like a got damn RAGE ZIT that will pop the moment you apply even the slightest amount of pressure, because your weak attempt to insult me failed just like your every attempt to put me down and keep me down and silent. Which some of you out there watching this right now have defeated me a time or two. Or hell some even more than that. But the funny thing about it...At least from where I sit, the find I find the most humorous about the entire situation is that all of you could get together in the same room. Take all of your victories you have earned over me over the years and put them together. Stir it, let it marinate, then throw it in the oven and bake it. Then once it’s done pull it out let it cool. And then top it with the sweetest thing you can think of. I suggest you go the sweet route because you are going to need something to counter act the
Because few things in our line of work taste as sweet as victory am I right? Of course I’m phucking right, and if you say I’m wrong then you either have never truly tasted victory or you have never spent a day in this business in your life. But over the years I actually have found something especially here recently that tastes even more divine than victory.ever has. Now I know what you are thinking, shut up Johnny we happen to know for a fact you are DOPED out of your mind right now, which I’ll go ahead and admit just like most of the time when you morons and asshats deal with me you are only half right. Because again so very few of you even know the recipe for the dish I speak of to begin with. But the few of you that know what I speak of won’t hesitate not even for a moment to back me up on this one.
But before we get back into a metaphorical cooking show I suppose we should address the irrelevant subject of my sobriety as I am sure there are a number of you who may be a bit on the disappointed side at the moment as you have seen me cut a promo or two in the past where I have ingested some form of LSD and allowed you all to watch from the safety of the 4th Wall that separates us here and now. And as much as I absolutely hate to disappoint you I’m afraid the stages of the LSD journey commonly referred to as a “TRIP” have already passed. And yes I did record them and perhaps one day if I can ever find a relevant situation or reason to show it to you then perhaps you can have your chuckle then. Which brings me to the point of why I even stop to bring this up in the first place. I didn’t come here and do this this time to earn a few cheap laughs as I allowed you to observe myself and quite a few others succumb to the effects of LSD, MDMA, and Molly.
NO this time I came here and did what I did because I needed to. Not because I needed the drugs because contrary to popular belief I don’t “need” the drugs like Damon Riggs “NEEDS SOMETHING TO BITCH ABOUT.” I did however need the respite that comes from the intense waves of euphoria that no word or grouping of words in any language can accurately describe. Because you see it has been my experience that sometimes in order to gather and collect your thoughts one must first loose their mind, and rest assured from the moment you start laughing uncontrollably to the moment you close your eyes and drift away into sleep that is precisely what happens. Reality
And yet when you open your eyes after your body has had time to repair itself and recover from the intense chemical reaction you forced it to endure for almost half a day, and you find yourself confined by the walls of your own reality once more the things you saw, did, touched, thought about, or experienced remain with you. You may not still feel the same way you did when you originally experienced any of those things, but you can still recall meer glimpses of it, enough to where it causes this feeling to shoot through your stomach and then throughout your entire body and you close your eyes and for the briefest of moments your memory allows you to return there and recall whatever it was that allowed it to become a memory in the first place. The human mind is a conundrum among many other things as the way it works is a mystery to everyone that has ever tired to understand the way it works. There are things, thoughts, conversations, moments that you experience while in this state of constant euphoria, wonder, and happiness that completely changes our perspective on life itself and then
Everything changes, because now your experiences and memories have wisened you up to yourself, your own capabilities and the world around you. You see things for who and what they really are. Shattered pieces of innocent truth about life that get taken for granted and over looked by the human race every moment of ever day prevents you from ever looking at certain things the same way you did before. Because once you learn the truth.
Once you tear down the fabric of their reality and you get a good look at it for yourself you are then free to make up your own mind about what you saw, who you spoke to, and what you experienced. And that is why anytime I have ever been forced to face difficult decisions or need to regroup after taking a tremendous beating from life and the real world there is no better way then to escape to a place of seclusion with a positive vibe and allow yourself to take a step back and try looking at it from the perspective of outside looking in instead of the other way around.
If you don’t find the answers you were looking for then you either didn’t ask the right questions or you didn’t know what you were looking for to begin with. Which neither would surprise me, because so many of you that would call yourself my enemy are wound up so tight the first twenty minutes of an acid trip would probably shatter the fragile mind of yours that you suddenly realize isn’t even a fraction of how strong you insisted that it was, and then that’s where I
But enough talking about things you couldn't possibly understand, and onto the matter at hand. Because in this particular instance what I did isn’t really the important part, I only brought it up because I am sure Damon and his equally boring cunt of a daughter and just salivating at the mouth ready to run me down for breaking society’s rules that they could care less about just as much as I do. So I’ll begin telling you about this by telling you what I told myself before I began. You see I am fixing to admit something to you….To you Damon, to You Allison. To every member of that flea infested Wolfpack, to any pair of eyes that might even comeacross this on accident one day. You see I knew I needed to come do this because from the moment Damon “Havok” Riggs walked down MY ISLE, and stepped foot in my ring, and then proceed to stick that
But I guess that’s not necessarily true now is it? Becaue as Xavier pointed out to me the very next day I should have been flattered that Damon called up his daughter’s husband and told him to keep his apron on and stay home and make sure the house is clean and dinner is ready when Allison makes it home after a long day while he come take care of the family business. For years Damon Havok Riggs would have you all believe that I was merely a gnat at his Bar-Be-Que that could be swatted away with ease. And while Xavier was very much very correct about what he said that night, I perhaps should have been flattered when Damon Riggs decided to come out of retirement that he swore to never come out of to come and handle this situation that was schemed, laid out, and executed by an alliance so dangerous it kept him up at night. Tossing and turning in his bed all night long being forced to face the reality the this business had not only passed him by but also
Because in addition to being forced to face he facts that no one remembers a phuckin thing he ever accomplished in this business coupled with the fact that the faction that he helped build which was...or is the only thing even remotely close to a legacy, was on the very verge of extinction at the hands of a mutineer and a man he once upon a time viewed as an insect. Even now saying that out loud makes me laugh and feel all tingly inside because even if it never kept you up at night Damon it bothered you enough to know that you had to take maters into your own hands in order to see it all the way through. And believe me when I tell ya part of me really really wants to respect you for that,
Because from the moment I saw your face it all came rushing back Damon. How you infected company after company injecting it with the lethal dose of arrogant flavored bullshit, using your power and influence to knock me down every chance you got...And doing anything and everything you could to make me feel as little as you saw me. But see Damon I always knew, even from the last time we shared a ring together and I was left looking up at the lights while the ref raised your hand and you left a celebrated another hard victory. You failed to ever think about anyone other than yourself. NEver not once taking into account that your childish company killing temper tantrums destroyed shit that didn’t belong to you.
So I left and vowed not to come back until I was absolutely sure that the next time I stood across the ring from you I was going to throw you an assbeating so colossal, so epic so unforgettable that you’d more than likely be still crying about it. Because you may have been right about any and every rival you have ever had in this business. But when it came to the subject of me Damon Riggs quite frankly You;ve never
And I have to admit since you left this business, and I was able to rebuild, reestablish, and reset everything you and your wanna be TANNER FAMILY conglomerate damn near ruined I have refered to myself as the GREATEST OF ALL TIME without batting an eyelash, but still in th back of my mind I was haunted by the fact that I would always have to wonder...But little did I know that future me would finally after almost fifteen years hatch a scheme that would leave you feeling like you had no other choice then to come settle this account yourself. And if you weren’t so busy trying to break your previous world record of seeing how far you can actually get your head up your own ass you would have taken the time to read between the lines and see the lesson right there screaming at you trying to warn you that you’re in over your bitch ass head this time, because the one thing about this business that has definitely changed in your absence is the simple fact that no matter what you do Damon...these days LA Johnny Stylez
Because now you are playing my game by my rules and I assure you that one thing you and I have in common Damon is that we both very much so view your subsequent return to the ring as a tremendous deal. But don’t go getting it twisted bubba because I’m not these fairweather fans the switch sides like Ani used to switch Meatpoles! I’m not glad you are back for any other reason other than I know that there will be a day where you finally have to face the reality you ran from when you saw the writing on the wall a long time ago. Know that I am rejoicing in your return because I know that one day be it sooner or later, but it is now set in motion. And this day I am referring to is the day that you are forced to sit back and realize you had literally done all you could do...but ultimately realize none of it was good enough to get what you came back for. The day you have to return home to PARTS UNKNOWN for the first time in your entire life a
That DISNEY owns all the phucking fairy tales mother phucker! And that despite your best efforts you weren’t enough to mend your fractured family nor walk away from here with your happily ever after...But don’t despair Dame...It’s not all bad news homie….Because the bright side is the end of your story will still have a sunset! And it will be the most magnificent glorious sunset in the history of planet Earth...and while you don’t get to gallantly ride off into it like you originally pictured you get the next best thing which is to be
I helped break your family, and now I am going to turn my attention to taking what remains of your Legacy and ripping it to shreds right in front of yours and your daughters faces! And hopefully then you two will finally phuckin get it. Because don’t think I forgot about you Allison, even though you are easily the most forgettable member of the bunch. You have the moves and the natural talent, but you were still raised a spoiled brat...Who got everything she ever wanted...
Well not everything, huh Alli Cat? Because from the moment we got reaquainted a little over a year ago I have spent a good deal of time wondering what happened to that young lady who despite being raised by absolute self righteous assholes some hiow managed to be a cool, down to Earth, ambitious young lady. The girl I knew could have never turned into the dumb cunt you turned into without something happening to cause it. And it wasn’t until I heard you and X bickering back a fourth a few weeks ago where I was able to finally put it all together finally, and it made perfect sense. Because a spoiled little girl like you who has never wanted for a damn thing and has been given anything she ever wanted her entire life had to be spurned somewhere. And just like it was a got damn treasure map...the final piece fell right onto my lap and I’ll be damned if
So the day finally came when Daddy’s LiL PeRFeCT PRINCESS didn’t get what she wanted because what she wanted wanted someone else with a LiL MoRe
And then you were given your actual birth right, on that day you became your father’s daughter! I mean I get it, because then after that you have to settle for Dane Preston who just may very well be an even bigger wet rag than your father! And because of this somedays I can’t bring myself to blame you for being such a got damn cunt all the time! But you are just as petty, just as condescending, and just as foolish as your old man. You think you really get under my skin when you threaten me with taking these IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES AWAY from Le’Andra and Myself? You think the fact that you and your Father’s name being permanently etched into the anals of OPW history really drives me that crazy? Well I’m not going to sit here and say the thought doesn’t turn my stomach a little, but then all I have to do is once again return to reality and look over those things the Riggs family seemingly can’t stand...They are called
Because yes while it is true if you and your father some how miraculously leave ShowCa$e tomorrow night with Le’Andra and My OPW Immortal Tag Team Ttiles yes your names will be there permanently...But then all you have to do is flip the metaphorical coin on the other side and think about the simple fact that the one and only reason there is a Riggs Legacy is because it’s allowed under my roof...and while I think the both of you aint worth the condom that broke the night you were conceived the fact of the matter is the money people pay to see the two of mostly winds up in my pocket! Which if you two are still having trouble catching on at this point you might want to realize a pattern...Which is of course
Because you also might want to consider that tomorrow night you are going to have to suffer Le’Andra Fury denying you what you want oh so badly for the second time in the same LIFETIME! And you earned every phuckin bit of it PRINCESS! Because make no mistake ya flea ridden muts...From the moment X slammed my shovel into the side of his brother’s head we have been at WAR! And Outlaw Pro Wrestling BELONGS TO ME...And I will fight for it tooth and nail, scratching and clawing, and I will do anything I have to to ensure that not only do we win this war...but the foundation of our future is built ontop of the vanquished once great house of the WOLVES! I’ve been waiting for this practically my entire life! And I LITERALLY CANNOT PHUCKIN WAIT TO GET DOWN TO THAT RING TOMORROW NIGHT and MAKE THE TWO OF YOU
You are in our world now MUTTS...Be grateful we are allowing you to pass through!
Xavier Wolf That bad huh?
Le’Andra Fury: Ohhhh you have noooo idea!
Xavier Wolf: DAMN! I always miss the good stuff!
Le’Andra Fury: Wellllll that’s not entirely true!
Xavier Wolf: What? What do you mean?
It doesn’t take X long to watch his wife’s beautiful blue eyes find their way to a small video on a tripod underneath the table they had set up. Xavier’s face lights up with excitiment as he shoots under the table and pulls the camera up so fast the tripod goes flying towards Johnny. Le’Andra and Xavier watch on horror as they are almost certain the tripod was going to nail Johnny right in the face, but by the grace of the good Lord the tripod sails over Johnny’s head and smacks the edge of the tent closest to Johnny. It makes a very loud noise but Johnny hardly stirs as he rolls over sits up for a moment looks up at Le’Andra and X with a goofy “I have no got damn clue where I’m at looks on his face as he looks around the tent. He then shakes his head as he lays back down telling Xavier and Le’Andra…
LA Johnny Stylez: Man if yall keep phuckin with the lil Yoda dude’s teepee he isn’t gunna cook us breakfast in the morning...And look I know we don’t know him but dude says he makes some mean Juveros Rancheros!
Le’Andra: Did he just say…
Xavier Wolf: SHhhh, STOP…>STOP! I gt this..I’m sore Johnny bruh did you just say Yoda?
LA Johnny Stylez: UHHH YEAH! How fucked up are you right now? You know the little green dude that we were hanging out with for a while last night? Remember he has that killer TeePee that looks like a double wide trailer when you actually go inside?...And I mean was it me or did he look phuckin just like JOSH MANHUNT?
Xavier Wolf: Ohh yeah brother just like em! Dont’t worry Le and I will straighten out Master Yoda’s Teepee before he ges back...You just take it easy over the buddy!
LA Johnny Stylez: HUERVOS RANCHEROSSSSS!
Le and Xavier are doing everything they can to keep from erupting in hysterical laughter. X then lifts the camera up and turns it on. He finds the file and pulls it up. He goes to hit play as he looks at his beautiful wife and asks…
Xavier Wolf: So, like have you watched this yet?
Le’Andra Fury: MmMmHmMm TWICE!
Xavier: Wolf: And is it…?
Le’Andra Fury: The Gospel According To LA Johnny Stylez..and yes it is probably exactly what you think it is.
Xavier Wolf: Alright fuck it...Here goe nothin…
Xavier Wolf presses play as we see Johnny messing with the camera early on in the evening. We see him laughing to himself hysterically by himself. We can hear Le’Andra in the back ground and Johnny yells he is going to take a piss. He takes the camera with him, and then it quickly cuts off.
Th e camera then cuts back on as Johnny is shaking against the rock. After he zips back up he turns around and we can see it all over his face that the drugs have totally kicked in and it is starting to get drk outside so he can’t see his foot prints to help him remember which way to take. We see Johnny walking around in circles and mubling cure words, and some are bad words that just don’t belong together. We then hear Johnny yell, as he suddenly comes back onto the screen and he has his tshirt hanging over the back of his head as the collar of the shirt is wrapped around his forehead. He is wearing one sock and he is starting to freak out. The camera then cuts again to Johnny sitting behind the rock with the tri-pod set up and he is holding a pineapple. He tells everyone about Yoda and that he isn’t convinced that it’s not Josh Manhunt. The camera then cus off and then cuts back on an unspecified amount of time later we see Johnny holding a bag of Pixie Sticks and he is still sitting down. He looks off the distance and motions to someone asking it it’s time to go.
LA Johnny Stylez: Are...Are we fixing to leave? No I’m not in a hurry I actually have a lot to thnk about after that talk we just had. Huh? NO I don’t want any meatloaf bro thanks. Take your time I’m just chillin….like...like a ViLLAN...MAn this shit is weird as phuck!
The camera then shuts off as it opens again a few moments later as he set himself up on the rock to where he is kinda leaning. He has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth as he cups his hands a lights it. He looks off in the distance to see if he can locate who he was talkin to. Johnny then drops his cigarette picks it up and puts it back in his mouth and then makes a nasty face as he spits the sand out. Camera fades out and then fades back in a few moments later and we see Johnny building a SANDCASTLE...And talking to himself like he is an actual construction worker while he does it. Then the camera fuzzes and fades out….For
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And then it fades back in and se find ourselves with Johnny wh has finally removed his shirt from off his head but has it tied around his waist like it was 1993. He then backs up looks into the camera and begins to speak.
Ladies and gentlemen it has been quite the evening if I do say so myself. For those of you that have never dedicated an entire 8-12 hour block to a good LSD, MDMA, or MOLLY infested binge please note here and now that there is an entire aspect of human existence that your brain cannot even fathom existing until you make the trip for yourself Those of us that have done it have some of the most entertaining stories as we try our abslute best to put into words that actually describe our experience, yet even if our story entertains you to the point of laughter that results in slightly urine stained underwear and a sore side from laughing so hard understand still that ultimately we will have still managed to utterly fail in trying to describe the world as we saw it for those few brief hours that some how all at the same time felt like a
!!!!!!!F’N LiFETiMe!!!!!!
...WHICH IS WHY I’VE ALWAYS LAUGHED AT YOU FOOLZ!
Junkie, druggie, burnout….I’ve heard all of you call me every name in the book and some that haven’t been written in there yet, and then I sit back and watch the rage flood from your eyes and rush down into your cheek bones until your entire stupid phuckin face looks like a got damn RAGE ZIT that will pop the moment you apply even the slightest amount of pressure, because your weak attempt to insult me failed just like your every attempt to put me down and keep me down and silent. Which some of you out there watching this right now have defeated me a time or two. Or hell some even more than that. But the funny thing about it...At least from where I sit, the find I find the most humorous about the entire situation is that all of you could get together in the same room. Take all of your victories you have earned over me over the years and put them together. Stir it, let it marinate, then throw it in the oven and bake it. Then once it’s done pull it out let it cool. And then top it with the sweetest thing you can think of. I suggest you go the sweet route because you are going to need something to counter act the
!!!!B.I.T.T.E.R!!!!!
FLAVOR THAT THE TRUTH ALWAYS TASTES LIKE WHEN PREPARED IMPROPERLY!
Because few things in our line of work taste as sweet as victory am I right? Of course I’m phucking right, and if you say I’m wrong then you either have never truly tasted victory or you have never spent a day in this business in your life. But over the years I actually have found something especially here recently that tastes even more divine than victory.ever has. Now I know what you are thinking, shut up Johnny we happen to know for a fact you are DOPED out of your mind right now, which I’ll go ahead and admit just like most of the time when you morons and asshats deal with me you are only half right. Because again so very few of you even know the recipe for the dish I speak of to begin with. But the few of you that know what I speak of won’t hesitate not even for a moment to back me up on this one.
But before we get back into a metaphorical cooking show I suppose we should address the irrelevant subject of my sobriety as I am sure there are a number of you who may be a bit on the disappointed side at the moment as you have seen me cut a promo or two in the past where I have ingested some form of LSD and allowed you all to watch from the safety of the 4th Wall that separates us here and now. And as much as I absolutely hate to disappoint you I’m afraid the stages of the LSD journey commonly referred to as a “TRIP” have already passed. And yes I did record them and perhaps one day if I can ever find a relevant situation or reason to show it to you then perhaps you can have your chuckle then. Which brings me to the point of why I even stop to bring this up in the first place. I didn’t come here and do this this time to earn a few cheap laughs as I allowed you to observe myself and quite a few others succumb to the effects of LSD, MDMA, and Molly.
NO this time I came here and did what I did because I needed to. Not because I needed the drugs because contrary to popular belief I don’t “need” the drugs like Damon Riggs “NEEDS SOMETHING TO BITCH ABOUT.” I did however need the respite that comes from the intense waves of euphoria that no word or grouping of words in any language can accurately describe. Because you see it has been my experience that sometimes in order to gather and collect your thoughts one must first loose their mind, and rest assured from the moment you start laughing uncontrollably to the moment you close your eyes and drift away into sleep that is precisely what happens. Reality
!!!!F’N VANISHES!!!!
LIKE ANY AND EVERY WRESTLING PROMOTION DAMON RIGGS EVER COMPETED IN
And yet when you open your eyes after your body has had time to repair itself and recover from the intense chemical reaction you forced it to endure for almost half a day, and you find yourself confined by the walls of your own reality once more the things you saw, did, touched, thought about, or experienced remain with you. You may not still feel the same way you did when you originally experienced any of those things, but you can still recall meer glimpses of it, enough to where it causes this feeling to shoot through your stomach and then throughout your entire body and you close your eyes and for the briefest of moments your memory allows you to return there and recall whatever it was that allowed it to become a memory in the first place. The human mind is a conundrum among many other things as the way it works is a mystery to everyone that has ever tired to understand the way it works. There are things, thoughts, conversations, moments that you experience while in this state of constant euphoria, wonder, and happiness that completely changes our perspective on life itself and then
!!!!!!!B.A.M.!!!!!!!
JUST LIKE THAT YOUR TOAST CAN NEVER BE BREAD AGAIN!!!
Everything changes, because now your experiences and memories have wisened you up to yourself, your own capabilities and the world around you. You see things for who and what they really are. Shattered pieces of innocent truth about life that get taken for granted and over looked by the human race every moment of ever day prevents you from ever looking at certain things the same way you did before. Because once you learn the truth.
Once you tear down the fabric of their reality and you get a good look at it for yourself you are then free to make up your own mind about what you saw, who you spoke to, and what you experienced. And that is why anytime I have ever been forced to face difficult decisions or need to regroup after taking a tremendous beating from life and the real world there is no better way then to escape to a place of seclusion with a positive vibe and allow yourself to take a step back and try looking at it from the perspective of outside looking in instead of the other way around.
If you don’t find the answers you were looking for then you either didn’t ask the right questions or you didn’t know what you were looking for to begin with. Which neither would surprise me, because so many of you that would call yourself my enemy are wound up so tight the first twenty minutes of an acid trip would probably shatter the fragile mind of yours that you suddenly realize isn’t even a fraction of how strong you insisted that it was, and then that’s where I
!!!!!F’N GOTCHA!!!!
AND THUS BEGINS THE END YOU KNEW WAS COMIN THE ENTIRE F’N TIME!
But enough talking about things you couldn't possibly understand, and onto the matter at hand. Because in this particular instance what I did isn’t really the important part, I only brought it up because I am sure Damon and his equally boring cunt of a daughter and just salivating at the mouth ready to run me down for breaking society’s rules that they could care less about just as much as I do. So I’ll begin telling you about this by telling you what I told myself before I began. You see I am fixing to admit something to you….To you Damon, to You Allison. To every member of that flea infested Wolfpack, to any pair of eyes that might even comeacross this on accident one day. You see I knew I needed to come do this because from the moment Damon “Havok” Riggs walked down MY ISLE, and stepped foot in my ring, and then proceed to stick that
!!!!!!MAYAN PYRAMID HE CALLS HIS NOSE!!!!!
INTO BUSINESS HE HAD NO BUSINESS INTERFERING IN!
But I guess that’s not necessarily true now is it? Becaue as Xavier pointed out to me the very next day I should have been flattered that Damon called up his daughter’s husband and told him to keep his apron on and stay home and make sure the house is clean and dinner is ready when Allison makes it home after a long day while he come take care of the family business. For years Damon Havok Riggs would have you all believe that I was merely a gnat at his Bar-Be-Que that could be swatted away with ease. And while Xavier was very much very correct about what he said that night, I perhaps should have been flattered when Damon Riggs decided to come out of retirement that he swore to never come out of to come and handle this situation that was schemed, laid out, and executed by an alliance so dangerous it kept him up at night. Tossing and turning in his bed all night long being forced to face the reality the this business had not only passed him by but also
!!!!!FoRGoTTeN HE WAS EVER HERE TO BEGIN WITH!!!!!
….Which IRONICALLY IS JUST WHERE HIS NIGHTMARE BEGINZ!!!
Because in addition to being forced to face he facts that no one remembers a phuckin thing he ever accomplished in this business coupled with the fact that the faction that he helped build which was...or is the only thing even remotely close to a legacy, was on the very verge of extinction at the hands of a mutineer and a man he once upon a time viewed as an insect. Even now saying that out loud makes me laugh and feel all tingly inside because even if it never kept you up at night Damon it bothered you enough to know that you had to take maters into your own hands in order to see it all the way through. And believe me when I tell ya part of me really really wants to respect you for that,
!!!!!WAIT!!!!!!
Nah NO I DON’T!!!
Because from the moment I saw your face it all came rushing back Damon. How you infected company after company injecting it with the lethal dose of arrogant flavored bullshit, using your power and influence to knock me down every chance you got...And doing anything and everything you could to make me feel as little as you saw me. But see Damon I always knew, even from the last time we shared a ring together and I was left looking up at the lights while the ref raised your hand and you left a celebrated another hard victory. You failed to ever think about anyone other than yourself. NEver not once taking into account that your childish company killing temper tantrums destroyed shit that didn’t belong to you.
So I left and vowed not to come back until I was absolutely sure that the next time I stood across the ring from you I was going to throw you an assbeating so colossal, so epic so unforgettable that you’d more than likely be still crying about it. Because you may have been right about any and every rival you have ever had in this business. But when it came to the subject of me Damon Riggs quite frankly You;ve never
!!!!!BeeN MoRe WRoNG In YoUR F’N LiFE!!!!!!
BUT INSTEAD YOU GOT WHILE THE GETTIN WAS GOOD!!!!
And I have to admit since you left this business, and I was able to rebuild, reestablish, and reset everything you and your wanna be TANNER FAMILY conglomerate damn near ruined I have refered to myself as the GREATEST OF ALL TIME without batting an eyelash, but still in th back of my mind I was haunted by the fact that I would always have to wonder...But little did I know that future me would finally after almost fifteen years hatch a scheme that would leave you feeling like you had no other choice then to come settle this account yourself. And if you weren’t so busy trying to break your previous world record of seeing how far you can actually get your head up your own ass you would have taken the time to read between the lines and see the lesson right there screaming at you trying to warn you that you’re in over your bitch ass head this time, because the one thing about this business that has definitely changed in your absence is the simple fact that no matter what you do Damon...these days LA Johnny Stylez
!!!!!CaLLZ THe F’N SHoTZ!!!!!
WHICH MEANZ ONE WAY OR ANOTHER I ALWAYS WIN!!!
Because now you are playing my game by my rules and I assure you that one thing you and I have in common Damon is that we both very much so view your subsequent return to the ring as a tremendous deal. But don’t go getting it twisted bubba because I’m not these fairweather fans the switch sides like Ani used to switch Meatpoles! I’m not glad you are back for any other reason other than I know that there will be a day where you finally have to face the reality you ran from when you saw the writing on the wall a long time ago. Know that I am rejoicing in your return because I know that one day be it sooner or later, but it is now set in motion. And this day I am referring to is the day that you are forced to sit back and realize you had literally done all you could do...but ultimately realize none of it was good enough to get what you came back for. The day you have to return home to PARTS UNKNOWN for the first time in your entire life a
!!!!!F’N FAILURE!!!!!
AND THEN BE FORCED TO LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE KNOWING THE TRUTH!
!!!!F’N BURIED BENEATH IT!!!!
AS YOU ARE LEFT WITH THE REALIZATION KARMA IS A BIGGER BITCH THEN YOU EVER WERE!
I helped break your family, and now I am going to turn my attention to taking what remains of your Legacy and ripping it to shreds right in front of yours and your daughters faces! And hopefully then you two will finally phuckin get it. Because don’t think I forgot about you Allison, even though you are easily the most forgettable member of the bunch. You have the moves and the natural talent, but you were still raised a spoiled brat...Who got everything she ever wanted...
Well not everything, huh Alli Cat? Because from the moment we got reaquainted a little over a year ago I have spent a good deal of time wondering what happened to that young lady who despite being raised by absolute self righteous assholes some hiow managed to be a cool, down to Earth, ambitious young lady. The girl I knew could have never turned into the dumb cunt you turned into without something happening to cause it. And it wasn’t until I heard you and X bickering back a fourth a few weeks ago where I was able to finally put it all together finally, and it made perfect sense. Because a spoiled little girl like you who has never wanted for a damn thing and has been given anything she ever wanted her entire life had to be spurned somewhere. And just like it was a got damn treasure map...the final piece fell right onto my lap and I’ll be damned if
!!!!!X!!!!!!
DiDnT MaRK THE F’N SPOT!!!
So the day finally came when Daddy’s LiL PeRFeCT PRINCESS didn’t get what she wanted because what she wanted wanted someone else with a LiL MoRe
!!!!!FuRy!!!!!
IN THEM SO TO SPEAK!!!!
And then you were given your actual birth right, on that day you became your father’s daughter! I mean I get it, because then after that you have to settle for Dane Preston who just may very well be an even bigger wet rag than your father! And because of this somedays I can’t bring myself to blame you for being such a got damn cunt all the time! But you are just as petty, just as condescending, and just as foolish as your old man. You think you really get under my skin when you threaten me with taking these IMMORTAL TAG TEAM TITLES AWAY from Le’Andra and Myself? You think the fact that you and your Father’s name being permanently etched into the anals of OPW history really drives me that crazy? Well I’m not going to sit here and say the thought doesn’t turn my stomach a little, but then all I have to do is once again return to reality and look over those things the Riggs family seemingly can’t stand...They are called
!!!!F.A.C.T.S.!!!!!
….SPOILER ALERT PRINCESS YOU AINT GUNNA LIKE THIS FACT EITHER!!!
Because yes while it is true if you and your father some how miraculously leave ShowCa$e tomorrow night with Le’Andra and My OPW Immortal Tag Team Ttiles yes your names will be there permanently...But then all you have to do is flip the metaphorical coin on the other side and think about the simple fact that the one and only reason there is a Riggs Legacy is because it’s allowed under my roof...and while I think the both of you aint worth the condom that broke the night you were conceived the fact of the matter is the money people pay to see the two of mostly winds up in my pocket! Which if you two are still having trouble catching on at this point you might want to realize a pattern...Which is of course
~$~ I WIN AGAIN ~$~
...BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!!!
Because you also might want to consider that tomorrow night you are going to have to suffer Le’Andra Fury denying you what you want oh so badly for the second time in the same LIFETIME! And you earned every phuckin bit of it PRINCESS! Because make no mistake ya flea ridden muts...From the moment X slammed my shovel into the side of his brother’s head we have been at WAR! And Outlaw Pro Wrestling BELONGS TO ME...And I will fight for it tooth and nail, scratching and clawing, and I will do anything I have to to ensure that not only do we win this war...but the foundation of our future is built ontop of the vanquished once great house of the WOLVES! I’ve been waiting for this practically my entire life! And I LITERALLY CANNOT PHUCKIN WAIT TO GET DOWN TO THAT RING TOMORROW NIGHT and MAKE THE TWO OF YOU
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
WHILE FORCING YOU TO START GETTING USED TO NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT!!!!
You are in our world now MUTTS...Be grateful we are allowing you to pass through!