Post by kipkutler on Jun 9, 2020 21:42:03 GMT -5
(Scene opens in Toronto Ontario Canada at the lavish stronghold of Outlaw Pro's newest sensation The Canadian Destroyer. This ain't just some house, this is a mother fucking palace that Kip earned from the old school way of conducting business by blood sweat and tears. Earned it by putting the work in and even SELLING THE SHIT OUT OF IT to put people over who just couldn't do it on their own. Nothing worse than watching some undeserving piece of shit like Kyle Mehr go over. Got nothing, literally just bones and skin, no brain! The guy can't chew gum and walk at the same time! Kip is seen in his bed room with his rather larger than life suitcase sprawled across his bed. He is seen walking back and forth grabbing hand cut custom Armani suits, shirts, ties and shoes from his insanely large walk in closet.
Kip: Kimmy! Where are my black Aldo's at?
(Silence. Kip impatient as all hell at this point and you can understand why right? New company new guys to beat and bash and a news ladder to climb.)
Kip: God damn it woman!
(Kutler begins to head to the door when Kimmy enters the room on a two piece black lace bikini trying to get her earring in.)
Kimmy: What do you want?
Kip: Where are my Aldo's?
Kimmy: Bottom shelf on the right but that's not where I found them. They were poolside after your big celebration party you had that got all kinds of out of hand!
Kip: You know I don't half ass it!
Kimmy: That is why I love you!
(Kimmy wraps her arms around her enormous beast of a husband who is in top performance shape for a man in his 40's. His conditioning is just disgusting! Yeah, he fucking takes steroids. Come on you all don't? Of fucking course you do! Kip kisses her passionately and she moves away and sits on the bed.)
Kimmy: So here we are again!
Kip: Don't start your shit!
(Kimmy scoffs.)
Kimmy: When is enough? All those years in TCW and all those violent matches with Matt Blake and The Saint took so much from you! Took so much from us!
Kip: You knew from the start I am a professional sports entertainer! Hell you grew up in the business too! Your dad, your brother's, your cousin's all in the business!
Kimmy: Yeah, but they ain't you. They never reached your level! They may not be all there but you are a hole other level to that. I am proud of what you have accomplished in your career and I have had your back and I always will but there comes a point when you got to say enough is enough.
Kip: You know I can't quit! You know I gotta do this right?
Kimmy: That is what angers me the most!
(Kip sits on the bed beside her and strokes her hair back out of her face.)
Kip: Look, we have been in this position before and it all worked out. You just have to trust me and let me do my thing! This ain't my first rodeo kid!
(Kip kisses her on the cheek and stands up and looks at his suits and gear.)
Kimmy: I know! I just worry! I just don't want you ending up like Doug Devins or Steve Hogar!
Kip: They ended up the way they did because of me choosing that those two ass holes double crossed me! I did what I had to do and unfortunately for Doug his body just couldn't stand up to his punishment. There are doctor's now that can fix him but he prefers playing the poor self pity party paraplegic so fuck him! He got what he deserved!
Kimmy: And Hogar?
Kip: Fuck him! He was jealous of me since our days in Mason Inc. We all knew I was the star Quarter back and Steve was on the practise squad. You don't see HOF or Super Bowl rings on Steve's fingers do you?
Kimmy: No!
Kip: Steve was always second string and he fucking knew it. Of course he claims he left on top but he left because I forced him out! I retired his worthless ass! But enough of that shit.
Kimmy: Why? Your history is important. Outlaw Pro can kiss my sweet ass!
Kip; They don't want to hear about people who don't matter. People like Kyle Mehr!
(They both begin laughing.)
Kimmy: What a joke!
Kip: Outlaw Pro Wrestling must be desperate! Ah I doubt his contract isn't even worth the paper it was signed on. I bet he scribbled his name with a crayon with his foot like the jungle monkey he is! Fucking idiot!
Kimmy: I heard he has aids!
(Kip snickers.)
Kip: Kyle is still living in a time warp. He thinks this is 2005 when he was mediocre at best and a real big deal only in his feeble child like mind of course. The guy is delusional! We all know Legendary was the end of the road for him, he peaked early!
Kimmy: He really likes little girl's.
Kip: From what I gather if they are old enough to bleed they are old enough for Kyle! Sick mother fucker!
Kimmy: He always creeped me out!
Kip: Not sure how or even why Kyle Mehr ended up in OPW but they will are sure as fuck already be regretting it. He had already lived up to his classic no show or late bullshit!
Kimmy: How do you know?
Kip: I got fucking sources. They even extended the deadline and he still couldn't get the job done! Classic Kyle Mehr! Half assing 101 General Mehr!
(Kutler standing at attention and does a mocking salute. Kip looks at his phone that just dinged. He clicks and he opens an email and snickers.)
Kimmy: What is it?
Kip: Apparently I will be facing Kyle Mehr at Highway 2 Hell! Just like old times!
Kimmy: Use him as a stepping stone!
Kip: Kyle is very good at being a door mat. I think he really digs people wiping their feet on him! The sad part is Kyle is so predictable! He will do the bare minimum of minimums but act like what he is saying and doing is of the utmost importance. It's total bullshit! I see right through that dirt whore sheet!
Kimmy: What time does your flight leave?
(Kip looks at his watch.)
Kip: A few hours from now!
(Kimmy stands up in front of him drops her robe to half mass.)
Kimmy: We got time!
(The camera fades to black.)
(End Feed)
Kip: Kimmy! Where are my black Aldo's at?
(Silence. Kip impatient as all hell at this point and you can understand why right? New company new guys to beat and bash and a news ladder to climb.)
Kip: God damn it woman!
(Kutler begins to head to the door when Kimmy enters the room on a two piece black lace bikini trying to get her earring in.)
Kimmy: What do you want?
Kip: Where are my Aldo's?
Kimmy: Bottom shelf on the right but that's not where I found them. They were poolside after your big celebration party you had that got all kinds of out of hand!
Kip: You know I don't half ass it!
Kimmy: That is why I love you!
(Kimmy wraps her arms around her enormous beast of a husband who is in top performance shape for a man in his 40's. His conditioning is just disgusting! Yeah, he fucking takes steroids. Come on you all don't? Of fucking course you do! Kip kisses her passionately and she moves away and sits on the bed.)
Kimmy: So here we are again!
Kip: Don't start your shit!
(Kimmy scoffs.)
Kimmy: When is enough? All those years in TCW and all those violent matches with Matt Blake and The Saint took so much from you! Took so much from us!
Kip: You knew from the start I am a professional sports entertainer! Hell you grew up in the business too! Your dad, your brother's, your cousin's all in the business!
Kimmy: Yeah, but they ain't you. They never reached your level! They may not be all there but you are a hole other level to that. I am proud of what you have accomplished in your career and I have had your back and I always will but there comes a point when you got to say enough is enough.
Kip: You know I can't quit! You know I gotta do this right?
Kimmy: That is what angers me the most!
(Kip sits on the bed beside her and strokes her hair back out of her face.)
Kip: Look, we have been in this position before and it all worked out. You just have to trust me and let me do my thing! This ain't my first rodeo kid!
(Kip kisses her on the cheek and stands up and looks at his suits and gear.)
Kimmy: I know! I just worry! I just don't want you ending up like Doug Devins or Steve Hogar!
Kip: They ended up the way they did because of me choosing that those two ass holes double crossed me! I did what I had to do and unfortunately for Doug his body just couldn't stand up to his punishment. There are doctor's now that can fix him but he prefers playing the poor self pity party paraplegic so fuck him! He got what he deserved!
Kimmy: And Hogar?
Kip: Fuck him! He was jealous of me since our days in Mason Inc. We all knew I was the star Quarter back and Steve was on the practise squad. You don't see HOF or Super Bowl rings on Steve's fingers do you?
Kimmy: No!
Kip: Steve was always second string and he fucking knew it. Of course he claims he left on top but he left because I forced him out! I retired his worthless ass! But enough of that shit.
Kimmy: Why? Your history is important. Outlaw Pro can kiss my sweet ass!
Kip; They don't want to hear about people who don't matter. People like Kyle Mehr!
(They both begin laughing.)
Kimmy: What a joke!
Kip: Outlaw Pro Wrestling must be desperate! Ah I doubt his contract isn't even worth the paper it was signed on. I bet he scribbled his name with a crayon with his foot like the jungle monkey he is! Fucking idiot!
Kimmy: I heard he has aids!
(Kip snickers.)
Kip: Kyle is still living in a time warp. He thinks this is 2005 when he was mediocre at best and a real big deal only in his feeble child like mind of course. The guy is delusional! We all know Legendary was the end of the road for him, he peaked early!
Kimmy: He really likes little girl's.
Kip: From what I gather if they are old enough to bleed they are old enough for Kyle! Sick mother fucker!
Kimmy: He always creeped me out!
Kip: Not sure how or even why Kyle Mehr ended up in OPW but they will are sure as fuck already be regretting it. He had already lived up to his classic no show or late bullshit!
Kimmy: How do you know?
Kip: I got fucking sources. They even extended the deadline and he still couldn't get the job done! Classic Kyle Mehr! Half assing 101 General Mehr!
(Kutler standing at attention and does a mocking salute. Kip looks at his phone that just dinged. He clicks and he opens an email and snickers.)
Kimmy: What is it?
Kip: Apparently I will be facing Kyle Mehr at Highway 2 Hell! Just like old times!
Kimmy: Use him as a stepping stone!
Kip: Kyle is very good at being a door mat. I think he really digs people wiping their feet on him! The sad part is Kyle is so predictable! He will do the bare minimum of minimums but act like what he is saying and doing is of the utmost importance. It's total bullshit! I see right through that dirt whore sheet!
Kimmy: What time does your flight leave?
(Kip looks at his watch.)
Kip: A few hours from now!
(Kimmy stands up in front of him drops her robe to half mass.)
Kimmy: We got time!
(The camera fades to black.)
(End Feed)