The TruTH 20 YeaR$ LaTeR
Jun 10, 2020 14:01:12 GMT -5
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Post by lajohnnystylez on Jun 10, 2020 14:01:12 GMT -5
Location: Hotel Pennsylvania, New York City
Time: 11:57 a.m(est)
***Official Site of Outlaw Pro Wrestling’s PPV Parlay***
Scene opens on the semi elaborate set of OPW’s special mid week show set to air tomorrow night at 9:30p.m.(cent) to help hype OPW’s 3rd Pay Per View extravaganza or more specifically the Main Event Immortal World Heavyweight Title Match which for all intents and purposes is hands down the biggest main event World Heavyweight Championship in OPW’s brief yet colorful history. The struggle for power between the WolFPacK and The Syndicate takes center stage as LA Johnny Stylez threw down his first of three WILDKARDZ to bring us this historic and monumental match that pits family member vs family member.
Xavier Wolf is set to challenge dominant OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion Anicka Swan who has up until this point has taken on all comers. But now she takes on her toughest opponent to date as Xavier Wolf seeks to once again climb to the top of the pro wrestling world by relieving Ms. Swan of that which has been her personal property since Outlaw Pro Wrestlings’ inaugural pay per view WrestleCaDe I where she defeated her own boyfriend Roger Wright to become the very first OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion of the World.
The PPV Parlay is hosted by someone who is more than an expert on the subject of this particular match. The most recent addition to the OPW announce team is not only the sister-in-law of the challenger but also best friend and trainer of the current reigning and defending OPW Immortal Champion Anicka Swan. Of course if you haven’t guessed it by now you know we are referring to WolFPacK matriarch VooDoo. The original Femme Fatale agreed to host this event as well as provide insight that no other host in the world could provide and she has been doing so since 6 a.m. this morning. Shooting was fixing to wrap for lunch as she had just finished her final take. The director yells cut and then almost as if on cue her phone rings. She looks down at her brand new iPHONE and sees that it says UNKNOWN NUMBER, so she doesn’t hesitate to hit the shady button. She then goes to put her phone back where it was when suddenly it rings again with the same UNKNOWN NUMBER reading across the screen.
She hits the shady button once more and waits for a moment. She glares down at the phone and watches as it goes to voicemail, only to once again start vibrating in her hand as curiosity then seems to get the better of her. She exits the conference room and stands in the empty hall as OPW paid to have it blocked off in both directions to ensure the filming part of this production would happen with as few distractions as possible..
VooDoo waits until she is in the hallway to answer but when she does she jerks the phone up to her ear and speaks with that fiery tone that makes her who she is, as she demands…
VooDoo: HELLO? WHO IS THIS?...HELLO?
Voice: Nasty...is it really you?
VooDoo: Johnny? How did you get this number? What in the hell do you want? It’s bad enough you had me fly straight from Miami to here to do this shit, but now you want to pester me?
LA Johnny Stylez: I’m so glad you knew it was me!
VooDoo: There is only one person in the world that calls me that so it was a dead give away! But how about we go ahead and skip to the part where you tell me what you want, because I would like to get some rest and eat something before the press conference tomorrow night.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh good you’re hungry because you see I was hoping we could meet for lunch.
VooDoo: You want me to have lunch with you? You must be HIGH!
LA Johnny Stylez: As a matter of fact I am, very. But is it that preposterous for one old friend to want to catch up with another? Come on Red my intentions are pure in nature, you’re happily married as am I...I just have some things I’d like to say to you so that you can tell your husband for me.
VooDoo: Well why don’t you tell him yourself asshole? If you got my number then I am quite confident you can get his as well.
LA Johnny Stylez: Because you and I both know he would never listen to a word I have to say. Even if he and I were locked in a room together he would never give me the time of day, but all of that is going to change very very soon believe you me!
VooDoo: Yeah you think so? I seriously fuckin doubt it John! He’s better than you and he always has been!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well of course I know you think that, you made that abundantly clear a very long time ago. But see that’s what I wanted to talk about...SO last chance Voo...We can do this the easy way or hard way..I’m buyin…
VooDoo: NO! And not just no! BUT HELL FUCKING NO JOHNNY! You and I haven’t been friends for a long time and the last thing I am going to do is sit across from you in public while you go on and on and on and on about shit that’s not even going to happen. I’d rather eat in silence by myself than to have to sit through that, especially since I would probably get arrested if I had lunch with you because odds are you’d say something that would cause me to loose my temper and I’d lean over the table and give you the most well deserved POP in the mouth you have ever had! Why don’t you eat lunch with your WIFE, I’m sure the two of you sharing a meal trying to talk about yourselves over the other is a sight to behold in and of itself… Now if you’ll excuse me I have…
LA Johnny Stylez: VooDoo I am asking you...Don’t do anything hasty! I know it has been a very long time but even you should not have forgotten that I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!
VooDoo: Yeah well not this time you fuckin jerk! GOOD BYE!
LA Johnny Stylez: Very well...I’ll see you in a few…
VooDoo: You are one arrogant son of a bitch you kn….Adrian what the hell are you doing he…
Scene then switches to Johnny in the penthouse of the Pennsylvania where we see OPW Co-Owner and former 2x OPW Immortal Tag Team Champion LA Johnny Stylez, his former tag team partner Le’Andra Fury and the number one contender to the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Championship Xavier WolF. Johnny and X were playing a game of chess when Johnny began his phone call. After he heard VooDoo’s phone hang up he dropped the phone from his ear and walked back over to the chess board and made his move taking one of Xavier’s Knights with a Bishop. X made a “DAMNIT” face as he looked up at Johnny who had an arrogant smirk on his face.
Xavier Wolf: What the hell are you smiling about wise ass? That was a good move but this game is far from over.
LA Johnny Stylez: No I’m not smiling about that...Everything went according to plan Adrian is bringing her up now! I gotta say X that was a brilliant move calling him in.
Xavier Wolf: Yeah Adrian is very useful when he wants to be. And he seemed very eager to climb back into the ring, so I thought why not? We could use as many bodies as we can get to finish this war, because like I told you from the very beginning winning this one is going to be anything but easy! For instance this little move you are making right now, I’m not exactly convinced it was the smartest move. That woman is my brother’s prized possession and I know you want his attention, but once you do this you’ll have it for sure! But..
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes, pardon me for cutting you off there X but I assure you I have taken every single detail of this into account. I have played out several of the possible scenarios in my mind and this one just appears to be the most effective! Because let us remember that mainly the goal is to make sure he isn’t around to meddle in the main event of Highway 2 HeLL we have all come too far to let him screw it up!
Xavier Wolf: Then you had better make sure you win there Johnny boy!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhhh believe me I intend to!
Johnny then takes X’s other knight with his other Bishop but then X takes his Queen and takes Johnny’s bishop in the middle of the board pinning his king leaving it with nowhere to go...which means
Xavier Wolf: Well let’s just both prey you are right….Because if you go at him the way you came at me during this game...Then the whole thing might fall apart! So choose your moves carefully Johnny because when you go up against my family...Every damn one of them has to count ya feel me?...Ohhh CHECKMATE by the way!
LA Johnny Stylez: What?...NO...it can't be che….I’ll be got damned!!! SON OF A BITCH! REMATCH!
Xavier Wolf: Some other time perhaps..VooDoo is on the way up remember? And Le and I have some other…”plans” this afternoon. That big Villa of hers with no one in it..
LA Johnny Stylez: DAMNIT! OK! Ohh the villa to yourselves this afternoon huh? Where is Tink?
Le’Andra Fury: HE is with your wife’s brother Zuma...The two seemed to hit it off last week!
LA Johnny Stylez: Jesus that’s no friggin bueno!
Xavier Wolf: No I don’t see anyway that it is...But good luck Johnny and we will see you later I’m sure...If not today then at the Presser tomorrow for sure! And again I don’t believe I have to keep insisting on how dangerous my brother is when pushed too far!
LA Johnny Stylez; No but he needs to respect the same of me! But I do appreciate the sound advice...But fortunately he is still so furious with you this will piss him off so much he won’t know what to focus on...and that is what I’m counting on...And if that doesn’t work well you know me my contingencies have contingencies…
Xavier Wolf: Aint that a true fuckin story!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well ok then yall have a wonderful afternoon...Dinner is on me tonight yall go wherever you want and snap me the bill and I’ll take care if it!
Le’Andra Fury: Aw well that is sweet of you John!
LA Johnny Stylez: Nonsense! This is going to be a PHENOMENAL WEEK I PROMISE YOU BOTH!
Xavier Wolf: Yeah we’ll see! Later bro!
And not a moment sooner was there a knock on the door. Johnny takes off running and slides to the door as he opens it to find OPW newcomer who made his presence felt at the end of SHoWCa$e. He is once again wearin a tailor made all black Armani suit and he has The Femme Fatale slung over his shoulders as she is obviously out cold. Adrian steps in the door as Xavier and Le’Andra make their exits. On the way out Xavier sticks his face next to VooDoo as she remains slumped over Xavier joking says…
Xavier Wolf: Voo, sweetheart you may wanna lay down...you don’t look so good sweetie!
Le’Andra Fury: STOP! Don’t you have anything better to do?
Xavier Wolf: I could think of a few things probably…
The Happy couple makes their way toward the elevator as Johnny grabs a chair with arm rests as Adrian Black sets her down into the chair. Johnny then pulls out two giant rolls of duct tape and tosses one to Adrian and says…
LA Johnny Stylez: If ya can’t duct it PHUCK IT! Damn she is friggin out cold homie...What the phuck did you hit her with?
Adrian Black: Believe me man you don’t wanna know!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK Fair enough...So how much longer is she going to be out?
Adrian Black It depends on metabolism, height and weight but usually with the dose I hit her with roughly thirty to forty five minutes.
LA Johnny Stylez: SO we’ve got about fifteen to twenty minutes before she wakes up?
Adrian Black: Yeah give or take…
LA Johnny Stylez: OK well then let’s get you paid then huh?
Adrian Black: No better way to kill time if you ask me!
LA Johnny Stylez: Meh I could think of a few better but I see your point...But do me a favor would ya, put a piece of that tape over her mouth, she’ll have her chance to speak, but I’m not trying to get sprayed with venom right out of the gate!
Adrian Black: Yeah especially her VENOM!
Johnny puts one finger on the tip of his nose and uses his other hand to point at Adrian Black as the two share a quick snicker as Johnny motions him over to a glass table where he has a briefcase full of cash. He picks up one of the stacks of hundreds and tosses it to Adrian, as Adrian catches it and begins to thumb through it counting it, he looks up at Johnny who then tosses him another one. Adrian’s smile grows even wider as Johnny then walk over and hands him a pen and removes a piece of paper from the briefcase as well.
LA Johnny Stylez: Now here is your official OPW contract if you’ll just put your HeRBey HaNCoCK here….HERE….and HERE, we will get you a match on the HIGHWAY2HELL card...Not too much ring rust to shake off I hope?
Adrian Black: Guess we’ll see!
LA Johnny Stylez: Guess we will! Well Mr. Black if you wanna go down to the bar and have yourself a drink I’ll call you when we are done here, and then you can assist me in getting her back safely to the petting zoo from whence she came!
Adrian Black: OK, just ya know be careful because one of the side effects of this shit is extreme irritability so she is probably gunna say some real nasty shit to you...And I’m sure X already told you that woman there is Vin’s LIFE you break something that can’t be fixed and things will probably get much uglier than you originally intended!
LA Johnny Stylez: Noted...Thank you Mr. Black!
Johnny opens the door as Adrian takes his leave. Johnny then closes the door behind him and then glares at the red haired woman unconscious duct tape to the chair. He then looks at the ground and starts to chuckle to himself as he then looks up and makes a B-LINE for the kitchen area as he says…
LA Johnny Stylez: Jesus I need a PHuCKiN DRiNK!!!!
Johnny then walks over to where we see an unopened bottle of Johnny Walker BLUE. He then pours himself a drink, neat , and then walks right in front of VooDoo and brushes some of her hair out of her face and then flashes that arrogant smirk of his a he shrugs his shoulders as he walks over to the glass table where his briefcase full of cash and some papers were sitting. He grabs the pen he loaned to Adrian as looks the contract up and down smirks again and then clicks the pen and begins signing where he needs to as the scene softly fades into
….Around 20 MiNZ LaTeR.
We hear the sound of a sliding door slide open as we see The DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT walk in wearing his black and white pin stripped dress pants with a grey wife beater. He has his sunglasses on and the rest of his blunt hanging from his lips as he is talking on the phone. He hangs it up as soon as he steps inside and walks over to VooDoo whose eyes have 200% more life in them than they did the last time he passed her. If there was anymore she could shoot lazer beams out of them and lop The PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa right in half. She is saying all kind of shit but due to the precaution Johnny had Adrian take of placing the strip of duct tape over her mouth Johnny is unable to make out any of it. Johnny stands over her just smiling which only makes her madder, as he chuckles as he lowers his sunglasses and says.
LA Johnny Stylez: Now Voo...Sweetheart I’m gunna need you to settle yourself down, I...Listen I know this is a bit extreme, but I did try and give you an easier albeit more formal option did I not? But you had to go and be your stubborn self didn’t ya? Now listen I am going to take this duct tape off of your mouth, but I’m tellin ya right now LiL Na$Ty We aint havin this conversation until your calm...SO if I take this tape off and you start cursin like Josh Manhunt’s grandmother I’m just gunna put it right back on until you decide to calm down...The choice again is yours...SO what’s it gunna be?
VooDoo settles down as Johnny grabs one of the edges of the tape and in one swift motion jerks it right off of her face. Johnny even wences because he knew that shit had to hurt. Which is the main reason he allowed the first flurry of curse words to wash over him, because come on...He HaD THaT SHiT CoMiN RIGHT? RIGHT!!!
VooDoo: YOU STUPID ARROGANT PRICK I SWEAR WHEN I GET UP FROM THIS CHAIR I AM GOING TO MAKE LORANA BOBBIT SEEM LIKE A FUCKING MASSAGE THERAPIST DO YOU HEAR ME JOHNNY FUCKIN STYLEZ YOU LET ME OUT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND MAYBE DAMON AND VIN WON’T PLAY VOLLEYBALL WITH YOUR HEAD THE NEXT TIME WE ARE AT THE BEACH.
LA Johnny Stylez: OK Mrs. Nasty….I understand that this isn’t exactly the most comfortable accommodations, but you see I have been plotting and planning this for quite sometime and I just couldn’t allow your stubborn one sided view of me and this little thing between your camp and mine to get in the way of that...I need you to remember you and I were friends once upon a time...MmKay? Can you do that for me?
Johnny then sits down but before he does he removes a black and silver .45 from the back of his pants and sets it on the table in on the side of them on a book and then uses his finger to turn the book until the barrel of the gun is pointed at VooDoo who looks directly at the beautiful weapon from the moment Johnny showed that he had it. Johnny sees the look on her face and then grabs his glass of JW Blue and almost spits it out laughing as he finally collects himself and explains himself.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh this, don’t worry about this Voo. Come on, if I wanted to kill you do you really think I would go through the trouble to bring you all the way up here? Dead bodies are so difficult to transport and blood stains are damn near impossible to get out. That and really the only reason I have it was in case Mr. Adrian Black wasn’t as trustworthy as X insisted he was and you got loose from that chair and then you were the one trying to figure out what to do with a dead body. But even then I wouldn’t kill you DEAR...I’d just put a couple in your kneecap! So sit still and don’t make me do that, because I really don’t wanna...BUT look at me and know that I absolutely will if you force me to...Now can we talk or what?
VooDoo: You’re a piece of shit!
LA Johnny Stylez: That’s fair!
VooDoo: I know you think you are clever and funny, but you aren’t half as charming as you think you are Johnny Stylez, and if you think this ends any other way than Me and Mine standing over your broken, battered, and bloody body then you are just fooling yourself! You have never been on our level and you know it!
LA Johnny Stylez: See that is where we have a fundamental disagreement because well...Hmm Lemme put it to ya this way mam
I think it’s safe to say we all jumped back into this little war of our for our own reasons. Well for me this war has only ever and will only ever be about one thing and one thing only. And the fact that you still don’t know or see what that is for me, just shows how vapid you are and always have been MY FRIenD! And honestly that saddens me VooDoo it really does. It shows just how far out of touch you have gotten over the years. You have been drinking the WolFPacK Kool-Aid for so long I’ll bet you have yourself convinced you were born a wolf!...But one of the reasons I had you brought up here to me today was to remind you that wasn’t the case! So if you’ll indulge me for just a moment…
VooDoo: OHHH No John, please, no got damn stories you said you weren’t going to torture me!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah well I’ve been known to tell a fib or two in my time as well...So either you shut up and listen or you waste even more of your day duct tape to a chair listening to me talk one way or another...Choice is yours!
VooDoo: You say that like it actually is!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh don’t be so dramatic Nasty, you’ll like this story...I think it’s one you’ve never really heard before! But as it turns out this story does begin like every other story in the history of story telling…
It was a glorious time, well at least for me it was, but there we were very early on in our pro wrestling careers in the Wrestling Championship Federation which as I’m sure you recall was run by my adopted cousin Jesse, who left OPW to star on a BROADWAY musical edition of Mean Girls also staring the recently departed Al Envy and Tyler Knowles...I hear the show totally blows, but they play CADDY little bitches to a
...But anyway that was back when I had dreadz...Remember when I had phuckin dreadz? What a fuggin nightmare am I right? And Jesse still didn’t have any eye brows back then either, but again I’m getting off topic.
As Johnny speaks the scene slowly fades away like a Saved by The Bell flashback and suddenly we find ourselves back in the year 2001 in the Wrestling Championship Federation. “The Attitude Era” was in full swing and everyone in their mama was trying to be the cool heel no gimmicks necessary badass. I was no exception. I mean come on I was seventeen years old and already I was a three time WcF World Heavyweight Champion, and one of the leaders of the faction that dominated the WcF in it’s later years...that’s right you guessed it...The good ole black and white expres BAYBAY...I’m talkin about the mother phuckin
And for months we ran all over the WcF doing what we wanted, taking what we wanted, saying what we wanted, and beating the unholy shit out of anyone who spoke out against it. Until five months to the very day we are flashing back to did these two mother phuckers come stumbling into our company lookin like they just got kicked off the Adams Family movie set pro wrestling’s version of phuckin GoMeZ ADaMZ and MoRTiCiA...Or as they introduced themselves Kristian Oss and his “property” VooDoo.
Now sure these two helped feed what would years later be commonly referred to as the
But all that aside when you looked a little bit closer you could see there was much more to these two than the millions of things someone like myself could make fun of them for before they even said a word. Because over the course of that five months I fought some of the most vicious, violent, brutal, bloody matches of my entire career. When they first arrived I had just won my first WcF World Title...But over the course of five months VooDoo’s owner Kristian Oss and I traded the belt back and fourth a few times. He had gotten the better of me early on, because I’ll say this for that phuckin phuck sock...He had me in mental maturity and toughness in the beginning, but I was determined...And not to mention the more time I spent around VooDoo the more I fell under her wicked spell, because she looks good day boys and girls, but back then…..BACK THEN….I mean
And she didn’t hide the fact that she was Freakier Than The HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL YERD!?! And while Kristian Oss was a vicious and ruthless ontop of being an amazing technical pro wrestler...It became clearer and clearer as time drug on that the only reason she was so devoted to him was because they obviously didn’t get out that much! He had her convinced that he was as good as it got. He had her believing that he owned the entire world and part of the moon too. Because he was privileged came from money, one of those dip shits who didn’t hear the word “NO” very much growing up, so he turned to darkness to find an identity because deep down he was exactly what the phuck I knew he was. I spotted that shit a MiLe AWAY .And I knew from the moment I first laid eyes on that deadbeat piece of
But the spell and control he had over Ms. VooDoo was stronger than anything I have ever encountered in my seventeen years of existence. VooDoo and I even got in the ring a time or two traded the WcF Television and and HardKoRe titles if memory serves...But I was able to always get the better of her too...So much so that with every passing week her rejections sounded less and less serious. Because at first she insisted that Oss was her OWNER and she was his property with the type of passion, anger, and vigor heard only at KKK Rallies and Black Panther parties. So it became obvious to me that the only way to create the wedge that I needed to create allz I needed to do was expose this dude. Prove to VooDoo that the whole persona she had devoted herself too was a
But the thing about that was, ole OssyKaT was a bit tougher than I originally took him for. Because he put me down the first two times, and it took everything I had when I was finally able to defeat him after having to climb my way all the way back up the ladder to get another World Title match. But it was in that first victory that I saw it. Like when someone you play cards with shows you their tell they might as well play with their cards facing you at that point. And for a month or two after it was still pretty back and fourth...But by the end of the fourth month and well into the fifth I had him...and I knew I phuckin had him! I was just playing with him at this point, because the more he lost the phuckin madder he got. Especially when I broke onto his estate and torched his phuckin faggoty ass garden and then hung around long enough to roast marshmallows!
Because his confidence correlated with his grip on her. Her devotion convinced him that he was the man he pretended to be. So the more she started to doubt him, the more he began to doubt himself. And while she always shot me down everytime I tried...At first she wouldn’t even lower herself to even look at me or dignify anything I said with anything remotely close to a response. It wasn’t until I defeated her for her WcF Television Championship that she actually spoke to me the first time. And every week the conversations would get longer and before I knew it I had her laughing, and then I had her laughing at him...And I would go on and on about how she was far and away better than he was...And that if anything he should be her property, and for her to say she had an owner was as degrading as it was
COME ON LiL Na$Ty!!! But I could tell she was scared to make the leap...Scared of having faith in me, because again need I remind you I was only 17 years old! Well 17 and a ½!!! But I had more goin on for me than that wet rag did….And I’m pretty sure I was in love with her. But obviously she was the type of chick that words would never be enough. She was the type that required a grand gesture. So one night that was exactly what I decided to do...And that is what made me think that I could get away with this…
Clark Benson: And Kristian Oss desperately needs a win here tonight as this will be his third straight loss to the WcF Heavyweight Champion of the World!
Vince Walters: Yeah but Johnny got this guy figured out! And look at vooDoo over there wondering how long it is going to take her to pack her shit up and move into Johnny’s
Clark Benson: Well with his help I’d say probably...Ohh wait Kristian Oss has finally turned things in his favor! So don’t move her out just yet because if Oss walks out of here tonight with the WcF World Heavyweight Championship, he is walkin out with The Femme Fatale as well!
Vine Walters: Or as Johnny likes to call her...The LiL Na$Ty!!!!
Oss throws a few quick right hands into Johnny’s face before hooking his arm over his head lifting him high in the air and drilling him to the mat with a brainbuster. The fans let out a huge pop when Johnny’s head bounces off the mat...Oss covers Johnny...1….2 JOHNNY KICKS OUT!!! VooDoo looking nervous runs over to the time keeper’s table grabs a chair and slides it in the ring and then hops up on the apron to distract the ref. Only VooDoo slid the chair a little too far right by Johnny, and as Oss bent over to pick it up Johnny was able to kick it away from Oss. Oss and Johnny then began to trade blows, Oss eventually got the better of Johnny and hit him with a vicious headbutt right between the eyes. Johnny stumbled backwards and slumped over. Oss having had his bell rung as well shook the cob webs loose and then lunged forward trying to grab Johnny from behind but Johnny turned around and
Johnny raised the chair over his head to deliver the killshot but looked up and saw VooDoo still on the ring apron..
So I saws my shot...and I F’N WENT FOR IT!!!
Clark Benson: What in the hell is he doing?
Vince Walters: What he has been wanting to since she walked into the first WcF arena five months ago!
Clark Benson: He wouldn’t dare!!!!
Vince Walters: Have you met Johnny Stylez?!?!
Johnny then shoves the ref out of the way grabs VooDoo by her cheeks and pulls her close and presses his lips against hers and the fans riot! We see it happen from three different camera angles as we watch them kiss for a few brief moments and for those of you taking care to notice she aint exactly fighting him off!
Oss got up madder than a T-Rex in a ROWBOAT and lunged toward Johnny almost hitting VooDoo, which allowed Stylez to spin Oss around and nail him with the Career Ender (Diamond Cutter) he used to use as a finisher as he fell ontop of him and laid his back against Oss as he counted along with the fans as VooDoo just stared in the center of the ring as if she just reached the scariest conclusion she has ever reached in her entire life as the fans counted...1….2…..3. And still WcF Heavyweight Champion of the Worldddddd LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!!
When Oss got up he left that arena madder than I had ever seen him, and I still remember VooDoo’s eyes locking mine before they disappeared behind the curtain. That seven days between weekly TV’s was one of the greatest of my entire career to this day. I had finally conquered the Wrestling World as far as I knew. I made a statement to him and to her. And I was sure I was going to walk into that arena in Atlanta Georgia and she was going to run to me with her deed and ask me to sign it quickly and then we’d leave that night and go pick out a new collar and some other whipp[y and chainy things...But
I remember getting to the arena that night and I was getting dressed in the nWo locker room and my tag team champion partner Griff was trying to tell me about these new people my cousin had signed. But my head was in the clouds I hardly heard a word he said.
Griff: Say Johnny you hear about those new guys comin in tonight? They are supposed to be the real deal! Like seriously...Supposedly aint no one ever seen anything like these guys! Like they are the real deal!
LA Johnny Stylez: I mean I heard Jesse say some names I didn’t recognize, and when he does that it’s the same song and dance every phuckin time. But Griff look at me dawg...I am 17 years old I’m already a three time World Heavyweight Champion. I’m sure they are good! But so was “The Real Deal” Reggie Dunn, so was “Andre Benjamin”, so was Jerry Lee and so was Kristian Oss and what do they all have in common Griff My DooD?
Griff: Uhhh they don’t work here anymore?
LA Johny Stylez: And why don’t they work here anymore?
Griff: Because we kicked their asses so bad they couldn’t live with the shame of being on TV anymore?
LA Johnny Stylez: EXACTLY! Because I kicked their sorry asses and humiliated them so very badly they ran outta here to buy the special soap that is supposed to remove sprey paint easily!
Griff: You men We?
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhhh, yeah...that’s what I said….LOOK! It’s not important! What’s important is one by one I have not just beaten everyone that has come in here trying to take the World Title away from the 17 year old prodigy but not just beat these mother phuckers I embarassed em! So much so that they should probably start callin me the got damn
And now if you’ll excuse me before you and I go down there and defend our Tag Titles I gotta go run and grab the last thing of Oss’s that belongs to me…
Griff: What in the hell could he possibly have of yours?
LA Jonny Stylez: VOODOO!!!
Griff: Johnny he is going to shoot you!...If not today he is the type of dude that will vanish for like 20 years show back up when you least expect it and take his vengance!
LA Johnny Stylez: Let him! Because in 20 years the same bad news he is going to get today..That I gave him last week and three weeks before that...and two more weeks before that won’t change the fact that I am, was, and always will be FAR AND AWAY BeTTeRTHANGoMeZADAMZ!!! And the look on his face when I walk from behind that curtain with VooDoo at my side wearing thi special nWo t-shirt that is specially designed to show so much underboob that there will be a spike in JERGENZ Sales tomorrow morning! We should probably buy stock!
Griff: Johnny I don’t know how to buy stock!
LA Johnny Stylez: PHUCK! I was kinda counting on you knowing how! Oh well1
Griff: OK Johnny, just be careful he already wanted to kill you before you take that girl from him and there will be hell to pay maybe not today, or tomorrow but one day!
LA Johnny Stylez: Griff...Look at me bruh...I’m a 17 year old World Heavyweight Champion...and I also co-own the Tag Titles with you! One day he will take off all that black fingernail polish and eye liner stp growing roses wake up and smell the phuckin
Which it don’t matter if people say you are the real deal...So much so you walk in here thinking your the best! Don’t matter if your name is Kristian Oss...Vincent Riggs or Damon Black...I don’t give a phuck! You hang around here long enough GeTTiN YoUR F’N FeeLiNGz HURT IS JUST WHERE IT STARTS! The world belongs to us Griff! Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go rescue this FREAK...So I can see what she looks like in this shirt before she walks out there and FREAKZ EVERYONE ELSE OUT!!!
Griff: If you say so Johnny!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh I like how that sounds! From now on...after I say anything...Say that right after!
And then I slammed the door pulled out my old ass flip phone and sent this dope ass thing called a text message, telling VooDoo to meet me at this discrete part of the arena where she and I could have a little chat...I then ran into this dude Brad. Brad was this nerdy ass dude that used to hang around and help set the ring up, I asked him to take care of something for me a little while ago and if he forgot he was fixing to get his head shoved into a toilet...probably a dirty one at that!
LA Johnny Stylez: Brad tell me something good!
Brad: OK Mr. Johnny I spoke to the guy and he said these are the best rose bush seeds he had in stock...You just take em and you uh, you um…
LA Johnny Stylez: Plant them?
Brad: Yeah! And like water em and stuff too!
LA Johnny Stylez: I’m sure I can figure out! Botany just so happens to be the one subject I am quite good at. Speaking of!
Reach in my back pocket and pull out a fat sack of weed that was my personal bag and gave it to Brad...why the hell not I was 17 year old World Champion, on the way to nag the girl of my dreams...World Domination was literally moments away...And it just like my black and white nWo t-shirt was just TOOO F’N SWEET!!!!
4 MiNuTez and 19 SeCoDNZ LaTeR!!!
I had arrived before she did proving there is indeed a first time for everything! Fortunately she wasn’t too far behind me as I was ready to get this show on the road, and what show am I speaking of you may wonder? Why the MOTHER PHUCKIN
No but from where I was standing in that moment I was about to get everything I wanted, I was a double champion who was about to steal my bloodiest rivals woman, a move that would have slit the throat of our rivalry once and for all, ohh and then there was the fact that LiL Na$Ty is one of them ironic nicknames...This woman here from what I understand could make Lucifer MorningSTaR use his
LA Johnny Stylez: You came?
VooDoo: Well no not yet, but maybe that’s why I’m here?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah I imagine it’s been a while huh?
VooDoo: Maybe? Or maybe I’m just curious if you can maybe do better?
LA Johnny Stylez: Careful Ms. Nasty I’m sure you are more than familiar of what they say curiosity did to the cat!
VooDoo: Don’t you threaten me with a GooD TIME MR. EPiToMe!!!
SEE WHAT THE PHUCK I’M TALKIN ABOUT? This one was a rare find indeed...And things were literally mere moments away from allowing me to be one of the very few human beings who gets afforded the luxury of HaViN My CaKe AnD GeTTiNG To EAT EVERY LAST
Because just as she and I were nose to nose I closed my eyes and tilted my head looking to seal the deal when I heard a catch phrase that was going to change both of our lives forever. Because the crowd had been uncharacteristically loud, I recall. I mean I didn’t go back and check but that night they were so loud there could have very well been holes poked in the roof of the Georgia Dome. And then we heard a strong voice utter a phrase that caught the attention of everyone in the Georgia Dome that night...and by everyone I mean...One person in particular…
She then looked up at me with a curious confusion as she said
VooDoo: Who in the hell is that?
LA Johnny Stylez: I dunno someone with a death wish and terrible timing?
VooDoo: Cool your jets Johnny Boy, I...I need to see…
Where we were was a blocked off part of the arena, and empty part of the arena...but as luck would have it was a few steps away from being able to see the ring. SO we walked over and sure as shit standing there in the center of the ring was up and coming SUPERSTAR Vincent Black...You all know him as Vincent WolF...I looked down at that ring same as she did only I swear on my life we saw two very different things that evening. VooDoo stared at this dude the same way mother phuckers stare at winning lottery tickets, or the way someone who is completely and utterly baked out of their mind stares at their favorite food just before they take their first bite.
Me I looked down there and felt the one human emotion I despise just as much as I despise fear. No one ever admits it...Not even silently to themselves, but that doesn’t change the fact that admit it or not you still feel it eating you alive from the inside out, and even when you hear yourself try and justify and rationalize it by calling it something else. There is only one human emotion that combines all the worst of human feelings helplessness, fear, anger, sadness, insecurity , emptiness, confusion, and spitefulness. Mix those up in life’s big ole ironic blender and you’ve got yourself one big green nasty metaphorical milkshake known as
Scene then switches back to the hotel room finally where VooDoo is still duct tape to the chair and Johnny is sitting in a chair across from her slumped back in his chair pulling on the blunt he had fired up while he was outside. He pauses for a few moments to let all of this sink in as VooDoo doesn’t say a word either. Her anger has even seemingly vanished for the time being as she herself is recalling the events of the evening. THen just as the silence was a bout to get awkward, Johnny breaks the silence with the smoke rolling from is nostrils and then rising and vanishing right in front of his face.
LA Johnny Stylez: I don’t remember who Griff and I defended the WcF Tag Team Titles against. I don’t remember what we did after. I don’t even really recall when we went our separate ways. But one thing I remember clear as phucking day was Vicent Black and Damon “Havok” Riggs standing in the middle of me and Jesse’s phuckin ring informing us that life as we knew it was about to get all kinds of phucked up! Hindsight being 20-20 and that NoN$eNSe...
I see it now for you I mean I was young, selfish, immature, and so got damn jealous it allowed me to form a hatred that started and motivated a war that has lasted over two decades. I mean look at us Voo...I mean not me so much, but I had to duct tape you to that got damn chair just to get you to phuckin listen to me! I mean real talk I don’t know if I believe in happily ever after there is someone for everyone kinda bullshit, but maybe...sometimes...once in a phuckin blue moon there are two people who meet and you can just tell...and anyone honestly looking at the situation can see two people who are so perfect together almost as if they were actually meant for each other. And that’s you and Vin for sure.
Yall got together and then bam built one of the biggest, destructive, and dominant dynasties the business had ever known. You went on to literally have it all to where you were ok walking away from all this to start a real family. And don’t you dare for a second that shit was ever lost on me because if there is one thing I phuckin know about you is how much you loved gettin in that ring, especially against some muscle bound testosterone junkie twat waffle who overlooked you because you are a chick. The look on your face everytime you put one of those asshats down is a type of satisfaction and joy that comes from a type of love and passion that no word or group of words can ever make any sense of. Anicka actually makes the exact same faces you did, it’s kinda cazy if you watch her.
VooDoo: I know I’ve seen em!
LA Johnny Stylez: EXACTLY! And Voo believe me when I tell ya, at one point I was able to get over all of that shit, and truly be happy for you. Because after that we did manage to stay friends...Now I’ll admit I just hung around foolishly thinking you were going to come to your senses one day but as I found out the very hard way that’s not exactly how it went down!
I could never even try using the same tactic I used to get you away from Oss, because Damon, Vincent, Xavier, Kal, Holden, Jason, Mitchels, Ciccione, Michelle, Knight, Dorsey, Montouri McKnight, Dunn were all just too strong. I took one humiliating ass whoopin after the other. But that spite and jealousy willed me back up to my feet every phuckin time. But what I discovered through all of this Voo...and pay attention dear because this is why I went through all this trouble to arrange this lil get together this afternoon. After a while when I had gotten over you and made peace with the fact that you were with him and was always gunna be with him.
I was still somehow very much, unbelievably jealous. And it drove me mad. Every bit of success I was able to get during those days was never good enough...Because as far as I was concerned until I was seen as an equal by Damon, and the rest of the Wolf Clan then noting I had accomplished ever phuckin mattered. So one day I got sick of gettin my ass handed to me, so I left and went to a different territory, because ya know maybe it was a confidence issue. Turns out it was, and a bad habits, and at that particular time turns out I didn’t know everything just yet. SO I learned everything I could from Taj Escobar and them bioys in mVw...Then I came back and immediately signed with aW….And then went on what I still consider one of if not the best runs of my entire career. Because one by one, and sometimes two by two I put
And then one day as i was getting ready to be in position to call him out oyut of no where IW closed, and thus began the decline of our beloved territory that saw some of the most epic wars that dwarf most of the shit we see today..And hardly a record of any of it, because even back then imagine how tickled I was to learn that yall didnt even know what true greatness was in this business. True greatness is measured by one thing and one thing only Mrs. VooDoo Black is, was and always will be
The type of legacy that lives forever is something so special only a select few in this life ever get to truly enjoy. But to accomplish such things that some how push beyond every single thing that has happened since and before it and to some people stands out as the absolute most memorable or even inspirational thing they have ever witnessed in their lives is what truly separates the great from the good….What has allowed me to look into the eyes of countless dip shits insisting to me that they were the best only for me to dole out one serious ass whoopin and then in a matter of three seconds I stand up look down at them and smile...and in that moment they must then swallow the bitter reality that even if they still think they are the best I just proved to the entire world that I’m
One day just seemingly out of no where the entire WolfPack just vanishes from pro wrestling, gone without a trace...And stay gone so long the world of professional wrestling had almost completely forgotten about them. SO I kept on and built one of the greatest legacies of anyone who has ever played this game. Ask around and they will tell you first hand that LA Johnny Stylez is hands down the most dangerous man this sport has ever seen! I mean look around you...I changed the game so got damn much….EVERYONE NOW PLAYZ
….Case and point I just signed all of your PHUCKIN PAY CHECKS...THINK ABOUT THAT!! But let’s back up for one moment. After NEW had opened and closed and I had decided to walk away from the business for what I truly believed was for good...Brandon Moore and Myself get word that THE Xavier Wolf wants to go out and make it on his own. Make a name for himself outside of the one hi brother had built. And it was then I knew. Before Moore and I went and met with him and ultimatley set in motion the chain of events that willed this promotion into existence, I knew this was my chance. This was my opportunity to gain the one thing that I believed would allude me my entire career. But I knew in that moment that one way or the other I was going to get my opportunity to prove to your husband and his butt buddy Damon that while I may have been an insect to them once upon a time...I have fought tooth and nail, scratched and phucking clawed, manipulated, lie, cheated, and stole did everything I had to to know that should the day come where I climbed in the ring with either of them every again maybe I would win or maybe I would loose...But when it ended however it ended the two of us would get up….Look each other in the eye and they would be forced to admit that if I am not their superior then at worst I am and always have been
So You tell your husband...That yes this match is about making sure he doesn’t stick his nose in X’s Main Event Immortal Title Match...But it is also about proving a point I have busted my ass for over two decades trying to prove to myself and the entire world. And the entire world is already on board there is only one mind I have left to change! And tell him I know this battle won’t be the one that is the deciding one that determines who wins this war. But if nothing else he will from that day on never again make the foolish mistake of underestimating the MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE HISTORY OF PRO WRESTLING. Because he will look around find himself flat on his back in MY RING, realizing all of this problems that he is fighting against in the last five months were in part created and manufactured by me...And that ultimately I got his respect as well as the respect from everyone I ever have in this business the exact same way he and the Pack did once upon a time...And that is by beating it out of those who refused to give it until they did….And every time I phuckin do it...He will know he is no different when I look down wit my hand raised in the air and I say to him as bluntly, rudely, and loudly as I can
Johnny walks over to where VooDoo is sitting trying to proccess everything that Johnny had just told her. But Johnny had a swift change of heart as he didnt care to hear anymore. No rationlization, no justification, not even the straight up truth. He had come too far to turn back now especially after this shit. So he takes a deep breathe and then injects VooDoo in the neck with a similar syringe that Adrian had hit her with eariler. Just then his phone starts vibrating as he rolls his eyes walking over to he table where he left his phone. His demeanor then drastically changes when he sees it is his wife Blair Buchanan-Stylez calling holding up what loook like a brand new engagement ring. Johnny then briefly pauses looking over at VooDoo one last time before answering his phone...The scene then slowly fades backwards to a few days ago after Monday Night ShowCase went off the air
4:19 a.m.
6 hrs & 19 MiNuTeS AFTER MonDay NiGHT SHoWCa$e ep14
Top Floor Condo @ Eden Roc Hotel Resort Miami Beach
Scene opens on the top floor of the Eden Roc Resort on Miami Beach where SHoWCa$e took place earlier in the evening and keeping with the latest trend had some ups mixed in with some downs but turned out to be a tremendous success! Blair Buchannan-Stylez opens the door to the condo and all the lights in the condo ave the one in the kitchen were turned off. She casually set down her bags but the moment they actually touched the counter and the weight of them no longer felt by her a wave of relief shoots across her face as if finally making it back to the dark and more importantly dead silent condo all the weight she had been carrying around with her today was lifted. She then walks over to the fridge opens it up steals a piece of sushi that she had left over from earlier and grabs a bottle of FIJI water and opens it up and turns it upside down. She then goes to turn to head back to see if her husband had made it to bed, but she stops herself turns back around to the fridge opens it up and grabs another piece of Sushi and grabs one of the six bottles of Champagne and then shuts the door nodding to herself saving herself from having to walk back up here if Johnny was awake..Which for those of you that know Johnny know there was more than a good chance that he was most likely still up.
So she walks all the way to the back into the master bed room and sees the bed is unmaid so she slips off her shoes and then slowly makes her way over to the bed and shines the light fro her phone to see if it was him passed out in the bed, and it doesn’t take her long to deduce that he was most definitely not asleep. First tell was the fact that she could hear music blaring from the balcony right outside of the sliding door directly across from her, and then there was the pile of pillows that Johnny had apparently arranged to make it look like he was sleeping in the bed. She the looked at the pillow that was supposed to be his head and there they were three POST IT NOTES he left there for her that said…
“SURPRISE!” “I’M OUTSIDE” “BRING MORE CHAMPAGNE”
Blair then lifted the bottle of Dom Perigon in her hand and smiled to herself at the small victory of remembering to do this just moments ago. So she set the bottle down on the nightstand and went and slipped into something a little more comfortable….When she is ready she pulls back the curtains and is immediately forced to break her sneaky seductive temptress character as she watches her husband jam the fuck out with the music turned all the way up, his sunglasses on, as he and his invisible electric guitar put on one of the greatest air guitar concerts ever preformed on this balcony at 4 in the morning. She couldn’t help but laugh to herself because….Well this dude was phuckin
At which point Blair lost control of her laughter and could feel her sides begin to hurt as she couldn’t decide which was funnier the fact that she is pretty sure she startled him so badly she watched his soul jump out of his body, or that he tried to play it off and barley even broke stride once he realized it was her. He then immediately lowered his sunglasses once he noticed what she was wearing and just like that her husband’s imaginary rock show was over, as he slid the large glass sliding door open and the faint sound of the band Captives singing their hit song “FIND A WAY” got much louder as Johnny took the remote he was using for a mic and turned the volume down just a tad as Blair slid right back into character realizing she had every single scrap of her husband’s attention…
LA Johnny Stylez; Well hey there PReTTy LaDy! Might I ask what you are doing?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: I was fixing to ask you the exact same thing but now that I see you aren’t having a heart attack or a seizure I must admit I am very relieved!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh saw all of that did ya? Well in my defense I….I uhh...Well see what had happened ws I uhhh….I was uhhh….Yeah I got nothin, is that a new bra because JESUS CHRIST I can’t think straight!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Are you sure that is me causing that, and not those lemme see one, two, three four?...Four empty bottles of champagne sitting out there presently?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well it was five but I dropped one off the balcony...and by dropped I mean I totally phuckin threw it, but that’s besides the point!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Which is?
LA Johnny Stylez: I uhhh...I’m sure there was one...But ohh for PHUCK’s SAKES…..COME HERE!!!!
Johnny turns around and flicks his cigarette over the balcony and before Blair can bat and eye lash her husband pounces on her like an alligator shooting up out of the water after an unsuspecting animal takes a drink at the bank of the river after he hasn’t eaten in GOD KNOWS HOW LONG. He wraps his hand around her throat and forces her back against the bed as he slowly begins to kiss down her neck all the way down to her stomach and then a little further South until he gets low enough to remove the tiny things around Blair’s waist the woman at Victoria Secret insisted were panties, but you guys can call em whatever the phuck you want because the only thing they were were right now was out of the way and on the floor! Blair’s hands run through Johnny’s blue hair and eventually grip the blanket on the bed as she couldn’t help but wrap her legs around his head After a few moments of Blair’s body completely tensing up and then felt her grip on the sheets lift he then stood up and jerked her up by her arm and then forcefully pressed her against the glass on the sliding door and down his black and white Syndicate SKull Logo swimming trunks came as he leaned into her as Blair’s mouth dropped open and she ran her hands behind his head pulling him closer to her, as the camera pans up and we leave these two to their own devices…
….A lil while later Blair is on the balcony sitting in a chair with her feet up on the patio table wrapped in the bed sheets while Johnny is sitting in front of her on the table putting the finishing touches rolling up a blunt. Once he finishes he then takes a moment to admire his handiwork and then starts looking for his lighter. Blair knowing he would have spent the next hour and a half looking for the damn thing had she not at least attempted to help, but fortunately when she went to sit up she ran her hand up the arm rest of the chair and felt his platinum zippo. She then clears her throat in that “YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE” sort of way and Johnny’s head shoots around to see her sitting there wearing nothing but a thin white bed sheet with a flirty smile on her face holding his lighter out for him to grab. Which he does as he looks her up and down and after he takes the first two hits from the blunt he lifts up her bed sheet and looks underneath with a confused look half smile on his face as she giggles and playfully kicks him.
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: What are you doin?
LA Johnny Stylez: What? I’m tryin to see what else you got in there!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Stop you’re so stupid!
LA Johnny Stylez: If by stupid you mean irresistingly charming and very funny then Mrs. Stylez I’m inclined to agree with you!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: OK hold on, let’s back the train up a second there Johnny BOY!
LA Johnny Stylez: I beg your pardon?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Well look don’t get me wrong I am not complaining...Especially after uhhh...Whatever all that was in there a few minutes ago, but uh would you mind sharing with me why in the hell you are in such a good mood? You do remember that you and Le’Andra lost the Immortal Tag Team Titles this evening?
LA Johnny Stylez: YES I’m AWARE NEGATIVE NANCY! Like I of all people am not very much aware of that shit!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Well I’m sorry babe I really didn’t mean to bring it up, but you have to understand where I’m comin from I mean...There are two times when I know to avoid you because I know you are in a bad mood and both of them are when you loose a title...Add that to the fact of who you lost them too this evening and I figured it’d be a long ass week going into this pay per view. So I was preparing for a lonely quiet week...So I get home it’s 4 am and you are in the middle of an Encore at your imaginary Woodstock, and then there was….Well let’s just say you’ve never done that when you’ve been angry before!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK! Fair enough, that’s fair. And ya know in all honesty now that you mention it, it is a little odd that I haven’t thrown half the furniture off this balcony because I ran out of shit to break in the condo. But as much as that loss phuckin sucked balls I figured I’d let them have their little hollow victory because well ratings were through the roof and the the little dude at the front desk sold me some killer MOLLY when I got here so I popped that shit, took a shower, came out here and started burnin and I don’t know what it was but every time I tried to think about what happened or something else that had been pissing me off it just melted away and well maybe it’s the drugs or maybe it’s because Roger’s reign of terror has officially come to a
Or some crazy combination of the three but now that I have my powers back I feel the way that looks!
Johnny points behind Blair as he turns around and sees a breathe taking orange AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaasun slowly creeping up into the sky as if it was trying to sneak up on the planet. Blair then shook her head and laughed at her silly,, chemically imbalanced, yet devilishly charming husband who was now sitting on the table back against the wall and sunglasses down covering his eye back up as he takes a deep breathe and sighs while smoke goes flowing from his mouth and nostrils as he lets that arrogant smirk of his creep across his face as Blair grabs his hand and kisses his knuckles as she decides to watch the sun rise as well...Might as well if you’re already up right.
She stands up and turns her chair around and grabs the ice chiller where her bottle of Dom was chilled to perfection by now. As soon as Blair is resting comfortably in her chair Johnny scoots forward and wraps his arms around her tight giving her a kiss on the cheek as they both glare off into the slow sunrise. Johnny took a few more slow hits from his blunt exhaling the smoke through his nostrils as he chuckles to himself.
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: What you giggling about back there?
LA Johnny Stylez: Huh? Ohh nothin!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez : Ohh no sir don’t you “Ohh nothin me.” I know you well enough to where I don’t even hve to look at you and know when something is going on inside that mischievous mind of yours.
LA Johnny Stylez: Mishcevious?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: You got a better wod?
LA Johnny STylez: Nah mischievous I guess works. OK fine, Look I guess I was laughing at myself because I just now recently made up my mind that I am going to tell you something I have never ever told another living soul. Not Jesse, Not Ryan, Not Hunter, Not X...None of them! SO I guess is my dear are you ready?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: I don’t know should I go ahead and put my bathing suit on because if this is one of your stories we might be here till the afternoon!
LA Johnny Style: DO you think you’re funny wiseass?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Ohh sweetie you know I do!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK wel then you can go ahead and sit out here and tell yourself those jokes you’re always tellin that only you seem to find any humor in…
Blair Buchannan-Stylez SHUT UP YOU TAKE IT BACK! Those jokes are HILARIOUS!
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhh yeah and the WNBA is really basketball!!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Ohhh shush and just tell me the damn story!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes yes settle down...OK so this thing we’ve had going on with those over the hill do gooders in the Wolfpack has been going on since the dawn of time as far as most wrestling fans are concerned right?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Yeah for as long as I’ve known you almost...Why?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well when putting both sides together I found it quite humorous myself that everyone got into this thing for their own reasons right? Well all have different motives. I mean overall we all want the same phuckin thing, but at the same time there is something specifically we are all hoping to come out of this with, and I have been plotting, scheming, hoping, praying, manipulating, and even in some instances murdered and killed to get where I am not and where I am headed!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: What half naked on a balcony with me? Babe you sweet BUT STOPP…
LA Johnny Stylez: You’re right we are definitely gunna be up here all day if you keep interrupting me every ten seconds…
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Sorry I couldn’t help myself GO!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK, look it doesn’t matter...The only thing that mattrs, the only reason I brought that shit up to begin with is because after twenty phucking years I am finally going to get the one thing I have been after this entire time. I am going to get the chance to beat MY RESPECT out of Vincent Wolf and that is exactly what I am going to do. And then all will be right in the world my bucket list completely scratch off...and for that it made me think about some other things that need fixing in my...well our lives!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Mother fucker don’t even say you want kids...Because aint no way I’m fucking all this up...I mean do you wanna look underneath these cover again?
LA Johnny Stylez: No not kids! No OPW has been open four months..We aint settling down just yet! As a matter of fact we are doing the opposite of settling down! We are celebrating...Celebrating the fact that me and you started from the ground and we fought our way to the tip top...And since we own the got damn joint...I figured there was only one thing left to do.
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: What throw a rave anda wrestling even at the same time?
LA Johnny Stylez: No, but that’s a dope ass idea...Remind me about that later!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Well then what in the hell are you talking about?
LA Johnny Stylez:Well Blair look we aint the mushy type...And we are never gunna be. But let me just tell ya I do love you and you deserve the absolute best...SO I want you to get on the phone with NetFlix...and I want you to tell them…
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Tell them what?
Johnny then gets down on one knee and holds up a black velvet ring box and smirks that arrogant smirk of his as he then looks into her eyes and brushes her black hair out of her face while removing the old ring from her finger to make way for the new one.
LA Johnny Stylez: And tell them what you said when I asked you to Marry Me again so we could do it right this time?...SO what ya say?
….And on that note we leave you because it has been one hell of a week already and as you can see for yourself things ae already heating up...But don’t worry this time just like all the other times has most definitely
...Been Your PLea$uRE
Time: 11:57 a.m(est)
***Official Site of Outlaw Pro Wrestling’s PPV Parlay***
Scene opens on the semi elaborate set of OPW’s special mid week show set to air tomorrow night at 9:30p.m.(cent) to help hype OPW’s 3rd Pay Per View extravaganza or more specifically the Main Event Immortal World Heavyweight Title Match which for all intents and purposes is hands down the biggest main event World Heavyweight Championship in OPW’s brief yet colorful history. The struggle for power between the WolFPacK and The Syndicate takes center stage as LA Johnny Stylez threw down his first of three WILDKARDZ to bring us this historic and monumental match that pits family member vs family member.
Xavier Wolf is set to challenge dominant OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion Anicka Swan who has up until this point has taken on all comers. But now she takes on her toughest opponent to date as Xavier Wolf seeks to once again climb to the top of the pro wrestling world by relieving Ms. Swan of that which has been her personal property since Outlaw Pro Wrestlings’ inaugural pay per view WrestleCaDe I where she defeated her own boyfriend Roger Wright to become the very first OPW Immortal Heavyweight Champion of the World.
The PPV Parlay is hosted by someone who is more than an expert on the subject of this particular match. The most recent addition to the OPW announce team is not only the sister-in-law of the challenger but also best friend and trainer of the current reigning and defending OPW Immortal Champion Anicka Swan. Of course if you haven’t guessed it by now you know we are referring to WolFPacK matriarch VooDoo. The original Femme Fatale agreed to host this event as well as provide insight that no other host in the world could provide and she has been doing so since 6 a.m. this morning. Shooting was fixing to wrap for lunch as she had just finished her final take. The director yells cut and then almost as if on cue her phone rings. She looks down at her brand new iPHONE and sees that it says UNKNOWN NUMBER, so she doesn’t hesitate to hit the shady button. She then goes to put her phone back where it was when suddenly it rings again with the same UNKNOWN NUMBER reading across the screen.
She hits the shady button once more and waits for a moment. She glares down at the phone and watches as it goes to voicemail, only to once again start vibrating in her hand as curiosity then seems to get the better of her. She exits the conference room and stands in the empty hall as OPW paid to have it blocked off in both directions to ensure the filming part of this production would happen with as few distractions as possible..
VooDoo waits until she is in the hallway to answer but when she does she jerks the phone up to her ear and speaks with that fiery tone that makes her who she is, as she demands…
VooDoo: HELLO? WHO IS THIS?...HELLO?
Voice: Nasty...is it really you?
VooDoo: Johnny? How did you get this number? What in the hell do you want? It’s bad enough you had me fly straight from Miami to here to do this shit, but now you want to pester me?
LA Johnny Stylez: I’m so glad you knew it was me!
VooDoo: There is only one person in the world that calls me that so it was a dead give away! But how about we go ahead and skip to the part where you tell me what you want, because I would like to get some rest and eat something before the press conference tomorrow night.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh good you’re hungry because you see I was hoping we could meet for lunch.
VooDoo: You want me to have lunch with you? You must be HIGH!
LA Johnny Stylez: As a matter of fact I am, very. But is it that preposterous for one old friend to want to catch up with another? Come on Red my intentions are pure in nature, you’re happily married as am I...I just have some things I’d like to say to you so that you can tell your husband for me.
VooDoo: Well why don’t you tell him yourself asshole? If you got my number then I am quite confident you can get his as well.
LA Johnny Stylez: Because you and I both know he would never listen to a word I have to say. Even if he and I were locked in a room together he would never give me the time of day, but all of that is going to change very very soon believe you me!
VooDoo: Yeah you think so? I seriously fuckin doubt it John! He’s better than you and he always has been!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well of course I know you think that, you made that abundantly clear a very long time ago. But see that’s what I wanted to talk about...SO last chance Voo...We can do this the easy way or hard way..I’m buyin…
VooDoo: NO! And not just no! BUT HELL FUCKING NO JOHNNY! You and I haven’t been friends for a long time and the last thing I am going to do is sit across from you in public while you go on and on and on and on about shit that’s not even going to happen. I’d rather eat in silence by myself than to have to sit through that, especially since I would probably get arrested if I had lunch with you because odds are you’d say something that would cause me to loose my temper and I’d lean over the table and give you the most well deserved POP in the mouth you have ever had! Why don’t you eat lunch with your WIFE, I’m sure the two of you sharing a meal trying to talk about yourselves over the other is a sight to behold in and of itself… Now if you’ll excuse me I have…
LA Johnny Stylez: VooDoo I am asking you...Don’t do anything hasty! I know it has been a very long time but even you should not have forgotten that I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!
VooDoo: Yeah well not this time you fuckin jerk! GOOD BYE!
LA Johnny Stylez: Very well...I’ll see you in a few…
VooDoo: You are one arrogant son of a bitch you kn….Adrian what the hell are you doing he…
Scene then switches to Johnny in the penthouse of the Pennsylvania where we see OPW Co-Owner and former 2x OPW Immortal Tag Team Champion LA Johnny Stylez, his former tag team partner Le’Andra Fury and the number one contender to the OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Championship Xavier WolF. Johnny and X were playing a game of chess when Johnny began his phone call. After he heard VooDoo’s phone hang up he dropped the phone from his ear and walked back over to the chess board and made his move taking one of Xavier’s Knights with a Bishop. X made a “DAMNIT” face as he looked up at Johnny who had an arrogant smirk on his face.
Xavier Wolf: What the hell are you smiling about wise ass? That was a good move but this game is far from over.
LA Johnny Stylez: No I’m not smiling about that...Everything went according to plan Adrian is bringing her up now! I gotta say X that was a brilliant move calling him in.
Xavier Wolf: Yeah Adrian is very useful when he wants to be. And he seemed very eager to climb back into the ring, so I thought why not? We could use as many bodies as we can get to finish this war, because like I told you from the very beginning winning this one is going to be anything but easy! For instance this little move you are making right now, I’m not exactly convinced it was the smartest move. That woman is my brother’s prized possession and I know you want his attention, but once you do this you’ll have it for sure! But..
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes, pardon me for cutting you off there X but I assure you I have taken every single detail of this into account. I have played out several of the possible scenarios in my mind and this one just appears to be the most effective! Because let us remember that mainly the goal is to make sure he isn’t around to meddle in the main event of Highway 2 HeLL we have all come too far to let him screw it up!
Xavier Wolf: Then you had better make sure you win there Johnny boy!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhhh believe me I intend to!
Johnny then takes X’s other knight with his other Bishop but then X takes his Queen and takes Johnny’s bishop in the middle of the board pinning his king leaving it with nowhere to go...which means
Xavier Wolf: Well let’s just both prey you are right….Because if you go at him the way you came at me during this game...Then the whole thing might fall apart! So choose your moves carefully Johnny because when you go up against my family...Every damn one of them has to count ya feel me?...Ohhh CHECKMATE by the way!
LA Johnny Stylez: What?...NO...it can't be che….I’ll be got damned!!! SON OF A BITCH! REMATCH!
Xavier Wolf: Some other time perhaps..VooDoo is on the way up remember? And Le and I have some other…”plans” this afternoon. That big Villa of hers with no one in it..
LA Johnny Stylez: DAMNIT! OK! Ohh the villa to yourselves this afternoon huh? Where is Tink?
Le’Andra Fury: HE is with your wife’s brother Zuma...The two seemed to hit it off last week!
LA Johnny Stylez: Jesus that’s no friggin bueno!
Xavier Wolf: No I don’t see anyway that it is...But good luck Johnny and we will see you later I’m sure...If not today then at the Presser tomorrow for sure! And again I don’t believe I have to keep insisting on how dangerous my brother is when pushed too far!
LA Johnny Stylez; No but he needs to respect the same of me! But I do appreciate the sound advice...But fortunately he is still so furious with you this will piss him off so much he won’t know what to focus on...and that is what I’m counting on...And if that doesn’t work well you know me my contingencies have contingencies…
Xavier Wolf: Aint that a true fuckin story!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well ok then yall have a wonderful afternoon...Dinner is on me tonight yall go wherever you want and snap me the bill and I’ll take care if it!
Le’Andra Fury: Aw well that is sweet of you John!
LA Johnny Stylez: Nonsense! This is going to be a PHENOMENAL WEEK I PROMISE YOU BOTH!
Xavier Wolf: Yeah we’ll see! Later bro!
And not a moment sooner was there a knock on the door. Johnny takes off running and slides to the door as he opens it to find OPW newcomer who made his presence felt at the end of SHoWCa$e. He is once again wearin a tailor made all black Armani suit and he has The Femme Fatale slung over his shoulders as she is obviously out cold. Adrian steps in the door as Xavier and Le’Andra make their exits. On the way out Xavier sticks his face next to VooDoo as she remains slumped over Xavier joking says…
Xavier Wolf: Voo, sweetheart you may wanna lay down...you don’t look so good sweetie!
Le’Andra Fury: STOP! Don’t you have anything better to do?
Xavier Wolf: I could think of a few things probably…
The Happy couple makes their way toward the elevator as Johnny grabs a chair with arm rests as Adrian Black sets her down into the chair. Johnny then pulls out two giant rolls of duct tape and tosses one to Adrian and says…
LA Johnny Stylez: If ya can’t duct it PHUCK IT! Damn she is friggin out cold homie...What the phuck did you hit her with?
Adrian Black: Believe me man you don’t wanna know!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK Fair enough...So how much longer is she going to be out?
Adrian Black It depends on metabolism, height and weight but usually with the dose I hit her with roughly thirty to forty five minutes.
LA Johnny Stylez: SO we’ve got about fifteen to twenty minutes before she wakes up?
Adrian Black: Yeah give or take…
LA Johnny Stylez: OK well then let’s get you paid then huh?
Adrian Black: No better way to kill time if you ask me!
LA Johnny Stylez: Meh I could think of a few better but I see your point...But do me a favor would ya, put a piece of that tape over her mouth, she’ll have her chance to speak, but I’m not trying to get sprayed with venom right out of the gate!
Adrian Black: Yeah especially her VENOM!
Johnny puts one finger on the tip of his nose and uses his other hand to point at Adrian Black as the two share a quick snicker as Johnny motions him over to a glass table where he has a briefcase full of cash. He picks up one of the stacks of hundreds and tosses it to Adrian, as Adrian catches it and begins to thumb through it counting it, he looks up at Johnny who then tosses him another one. Adrian’s smile grows even wider as Johnny then walk over and hands him a pen and removes a piece of paper from the briefcase as well.
LA Johnny Stylez: Now here is your official OPW contract if you’ll just put your HeRBey HaNCoCK here….HERE….and HERE, we will get you a match on the HIGHWAY2HELL card...Not too much ring rust to shake off I hope?
Adrian Black: Guess we’ll see!
LA Johnny Stylez: Guess we will! Well Mr. Black if you wanna go down to the bar and have yourself a drink I’ll call you when we are done here, and then you can assist me in getting her back safely to the petting zoo from whence she came!
Adrian Black: OK, just ya know be careful because one of the side effects of this shit is extreme irritability so she is probably gunna say some real nasty shit to you...And I’m sure X already told you that woman there is Vin’s LIFE you break something that can’t be fixed and things will probably get much uglier than you originally intended!
LA Johnny Stylez: Noted...Thank you Mr. Black!
Johnny opens the door as Adrian takes his leave. Johnny then closes the door behind him and then glares at the red haired woman unconscious duct tape to the chair. He then looks at the ground and starts to chuckle to himself as he then looks up and makes a B-LINE for the kitchen area as he says…
LA Johnny Stylez: Jesus I need a PHuCKiN DRiNK!!!!
Johnny then walks over to where we see an unopened bottle of Johnny Walker BLUE. He then pours himself a drink, neat , and then walks right in front of VooDoo and brushes some of her hair out of her face and then flashes that arrogant smirk of his a he shrugs his shoulders as he walks over to the glass table where his briefcase full of cash and some papers were sitting. He grabs the pen he loaned to Adrian as looks the contract up and down smirks again and then clicks the pen and begins signing where he needs to as the scene softly fades into
….Around 20 MiNZ LaTeR.
We hear the sound of a sliding door slide open as we see The DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT walk in wearing his black and white pin stripped dress pants with a grey wife beater. He has his sunglasses on and the rest of his blunt hanging from his lips as he is talking on the phone. He hangs it up as soon as he steps inside and walks over to VooDoo whose eyes have 200% more life in them than they did the last time he passed her. If there was anymore she could shoot lazer beams out of them and lop The PaRaGoNa oF AMeRiKaNa right in half. She is saying all kind of shit but due to the precaution Johnny had Adrian take of placing the strip of duct tape over her mouth Johnny is unable to make out any of it. Johnny stands over her just smiling which only makes her madder, as he chuckles as he lowers his sunglasses and says.
LA Johnny Stylez: Now Voo...Sweetheart I’m gunna need you to settle yourself down, I...Listen I know this is a bit extreme, but I did try and give you an easier albeit more formal option did I not? But you had to go and be your stubborn self didn’t ya? Now listen I am going to take this duct tape off of your mouth, but I’m tellin ya right now LiL Na$Ty We aint havin this conversation until your calm...SO if I take this tape off and you start cursin like Josh Manhunt’s grandmother I’m just gunna put it right back on until you decide to calm down...The choice again is yours...SO what’s it gunna be?
VooDoo settles down as Johnny grabs one of the edges of the tape and in one swift motion jerks it right off of her face. Johnny even wences because he knew that shit had to hurt. Which is the main reason he allowed the first flurry of curse words to wash over him, because come on...He HaD THaT SHiT CoMiN RIGHT? RIGHT!!!
VooDoo: YOU STUPID ARROGANT PRICK I SWEAR WHEN I GET UP FROM THIS CHAIR I AM GOING TO MAKE LORANA BOBBIT SEEM LIKE A FUCKING MASSAGE THERAPIST DO YOU HEAR ME JOHNNY FUCKIN STYLEZ YOU LET ME OUT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND MAYBE DAMON AND VIN WON’T PLAY VOLLEYBALL WITH YOUR HEAD THE NEXT TIME WE ARE AT THE BEACH.
LA Johnny Stylez: OK Mrs. Nasty….I understand that this isn’t exactly the most comfortable accommodations, but you see I have been plotting and planning this for quite sometime and I just couldn’t allow your stubborn one sided view of me and this little thing between your camp and mine to get in the way of that...I need you to remember you and I were friends once upon a time...MmKay? Can you do that for me?
Johnny then sits down but before he does he removes a black and silver .45 from the back of his pants and sets it on the table in on the side of them on a book and then uses his finger to turn the book until the barrel of the gun is pointed at VooDoo who looks directly at the beautiful weapon from the moment Johnny showed that he had it. Johnny sees the look on her face and then grabs his glass of JW Blue and almost spits it out laughing as he finally collects himself and explains himself.
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh this, don’t worry about this Voo. Come on, if I wanted to kill you do you really think I would go through the trouble to bring you all the way up here? Dead bodies are so difficult to transport and blood stains are damn near impossible to get out. That and really the only reason I have it was in case Mr. Adrian Black wasn’t as trustworthy as X insisted he was and you got loose from that chair and then you were the one trying to figure out what to do with a dead body. But even then I wouldn’t kill you DEAR...I’d just put a couple in your kneecap! So sit still and don’t make me do that, because I really don’t wanna...BUT look at me and know that I absolutely will if you force me to...Now can we talk or what?
VooDoo: You’re a piece of shit!
LA Johnny Stylez: That’s fair!
VooDoo: I know you think you are clever and funny, but you aren’t half as charming as you think you are Johnny Stylez, and if you think this ends any other way than Me and Mine standing over your broken, battered, and bloody body then you are just fooling yourself! You have never been on our level and you know it!
LA Johnny Stylez: See that is where we have a fundamental disagreement because well...Hmm Lemme put it to ya this way mam
I think it’s safe to say we all jumped back into this little war of our for our own reasons. Well for me this war has only ever and will only ever be about one thing and one thing only. And the fact that you still don’t know or see what that is for me, just shows how vapid you are and always have been MY FRIenD! And honestly that saddens me VooDoo it really does. It shows just how far out of touch you have gotten over the years. You have been drinking the WolFPacK Kool-Aid for so long I’ll bet you have yourself convinced you were born a wolf!...But one of the reasons I had you brought up here to me today was to remind you that wasn’t the case! So if you’ll indulge me for just a moment…
VooDoo: OHHH No John, please, no got damn stories you said you weren’t going to torture me!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah well I’ve been known to tell a fib or two in my time as well...So either you shut up and listen or you waste even more of your day duct tape to a chair listening to me talk one way or another...Choice is yours!
VooDoo: You say that like it actually is!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh don’t be so dramatic Nasty, you’ll like this story...I think it’s one you’ve never really heard before! But as it turns out this story does begin like every other story in the history of story telling…
~$~ ONcE UPoN A F’N TiMe ~$~
BeFoRe THE KiNGDoM WaS INFe$TeD w WoLVeZ!!!!!
It was a glorious time, well at least for me it was, but there we were very early on in our pro wrestling careers in the Wrestling Championship Federation which as I’m sure you recall was run by my adopted cousin Jesse, who left OPW to star on a BROADWAY musical edition of Mean Girls also staring the recently departed Al Envy and Tyler Knowles...I hear the show totally blows, but they play CADDY little bitches to a
!!!!!PHUCKIN T!!!!!
...SO Ya KnoW GooD FoR THeM oR WHATEV!!!
...But anyway that was back when I had dreadz...Remember when I had phuckin dreadz? What a fuggin nightmare am I right? And Jesse still didn’t have any eye brows back then either, but again I’m getting off topic.
As Johnny speaks the scene slowly fades away like a Saved by The Bell flashback and suddenly we find ourselves back in the year 2001 in the Wrestling Championship Federation. “The Attitude Era” was in full swing and everyone in their mama was trying to be the cool heel no gimmicks necessary badass. I was no exception. I mean come on I was seventeen years old and already I was a three time WcF World Heavyweight Champion, and one of the leaders of the faction that dominated the WcF in it’s later years...that’s right you guessed it...The good ole black and white expres BAYBAY...I’m talkin about the mother phuckin
~$~ NeW WoRLD ORDeR ~$~
AND JUST AS F’N ADVERTISED WE WERE 2 F’N SWEEEEEETTTTT!!!!
(What? I HAD TO!)
And for months we ran all over the WcF doing what we wanted, taking what we wanted, saying what we wanted, and beating the unholy shit out of anyone who spoke out against it. Until five months to the very day we are flashing back to did these two mother phuckers come stumbling into our company lookin like they just got kicked off the Adams Family movie set pro wrestling’s version of phuckin GoMeZ ADaMZ and MoRTiCiA...Or as they introduced themselves Kristian Oss and his “property” VooDoo.
Now sure these two helped feed what would years later be commonly referred to as the
!!!!!”EMO”!!!!!!
GiViN CReDIT WHERE IT IS DuE AnD WHaT NoT!!!!
But all that aside when you looked a little bit closer you could see there was much more to these two than the millions of things someone like myself could make fun of them for before they even said a word. Because over the course of that five months I fought some of the most vicious, violent, brutal, bloody matches of my entire career. When they first arrived I had just won my first WcF World Title...But over the course of five months VooDoo’s owner Kristian Oss and I traded the belt back and fourth a few times. He had gotten the better of me early on, because I’ll say this for that phuckin phuck sock...He had me in mental maturity and toughness in the beginning, but I was determined...And not to mention the more time I spent around VooDoo the more I fell under her wicked spell, because she looks good day boys and girls, but back then…..BACK THEN….I mean
!!!!!!!GAAAWWWWDDDD DAAAYYYUUUUMMMM!!!!!!!
EVeN BRaIN DeaD MoTHeR PHuCKERZ HaD DiRTy THouGHTZ WHEN THEY LOOKED HER WAY!
And she didn’t hide the fact that she was Freakier Than The HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL YERD!?! And while Kristian Oss was a vicious and ruthless ontop of being an amazing technical pro wrestler...It became clearer and clearer as time drug on that the only reason she was so devoted to him was because they obviously didn’t get out that much! He had her convinced that he was as good as it got. He had her believing that he owned the entire world and part of the moon too. Because he was privileged came from money, one of those dip shits who didn’t hear the word “NO” very much growing up, so he turned to darkness to find an identity because deep down he was exactly what the phuck I knew he was. I spotted that shit a MiLe AWAY .And I knew from the moment I first laid eyes on that deadbeat piece of
!!!!!EMO GOTHIC ROSE PRUNING SHIT!!!!!
THAT I WAS BETTER THAN HE WAS, AND IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!!!
But the spell and control he had over Ms. VooDoo was stronger than anything I have ever encountered in my seventeen years of existence. VooDoo and I even got in the ring a time or two traded the WcF Television and and HardKoRe titles if memory serves...But I was able to always get the better of her too...So much so that with every passing week her rejections sounded less and less serious. Because at first she insisted that Oss was her OWNER and she was his property with the type of passion, anger, and vigor heard only at KKK Rallies and Black Panther parties. So it became obvious to me that the only way to create the wedge that I needed to create allz I needed to do was expose this dude. Prove to VooDoo that the whole persona she had devoted herself too was a
!!!!!F’N GiMMiCK!!!!!
CHeaPeR THaN A TYLER KNOWLES HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!!
But the thing about that was, ole OssyKaT was a bit tougher than I originally took him for. Because he put me down the first two times, and it took everything I had when I was finally able to defeat him after having to climb my way all the way back up the ladder to get another World Title match. But it was in that first victory that I saw it. Like when someone you play cards with shows you their tell they might as well play with their cards facing you at that point. And for a month or two after it was still pretty back and fourth...But by the end of the fourth month and well into the fifth I had him...and I knew I phuckin had him! I was just playing with him at this point, because the more he lost the phuckin madder he got. Especially when I broke onto his estate and torched his phuckin faggoty ass garden and then hung around long enough to roast marshmallows!
Because his confidence correlated with his grip on her. Her devotion convinced him that he was the man he pretended to be. So the more she started to doubt him, the more he began to doubt himself. And while she always shot me down everytime I tried...At first she wouldn’t even lower herself to even look at me or dignify anything I said with anything remotely close to a response. It wasn’t until I defeated her for her WcF Television Championship that she actually spoke to me the first time. And every week the conversations would get longer and before I knew it I had her laughing, and then I had her laughing at him...And I would go on and on about how she was far and away better than he was...And that if anything he should be her property, and for her to say she had an owner was as degrading as it was
!!!!!F’N STuPiD!!!!!
CaUse NoT FoR NoThIn YOU’Re OWNED By TH TWAT WITH THE BLACK FINGERNAIL POLISH?
COME ON LiL Na$Ty!!! But I could tell she was scared to make the leap...Scared of having faith in me, because again need I remind you I was only 17 years old! Well 17 and a ½!!! But I had more goin on for me than that wet rag did….And I’m pretty sure I was in love with her. But obviously she was the type of chick that words would never be enough. She was the type that required a grand gesture. So one night that was exactly what I decided to do...And that is what made me think that I could get away with this…
Clark Benson: And Kristian Oss desperately needs a win here tonight as this will be his third straight loss to the WcF Heavyweight Champion of the World!
Vince Walters: Yeah but Johnny got this guy figured out! And look at vooDoo over there wondering how long it is going to take her to pack her shit up and move into Johnny’s
Clark Benson: Well with his help I’d say probably...Ohh wait Kristian Oss has finally turned things in his favor! So don’t move her out just yet because if Oss walks out of here tonight with the WcF World Heavyweight Championship, he is walkin out with The Femme Fatale as well!
Vine Walters: Or as Johnny likes to call her...The LiL Na$Ty!!!!
Oss throws a few quick right hands into Johnny’s face before hooking his arm over his head lifting him high in the air and drilling him to the mat with a brainbuster. The fans let out a huge pop when Johnny’s head bounces off the mat...Oss covers Johnny...1….2 JOHNNY KICKS OUT!!! VooDoo looking nervous runs over to the time keeper’s table grabs a chair and slides it in the ring and then hops up on the apron to distract the ref. Only VooDoo slid the chair a little too far right by Johnny, and as Oss bent over to pick it up Johnny was able to kick it away from Oss. Oss and Johnny then began to trade blows, Oss eventually got the better of Johnny and hit him with a vicious headbutt right between the eyes. Johnny stumbled backwards and slumped over. Oss having had his bell rung as well shook the cob webs loose and then lunged forward trying to grab Johnny from behind but Johnny turned around and
!!!!!WHAM!!!!!’
DAMN NEAR TOOK KRISTIAN OSS’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT CHAIR!!!!
Johnny raised the chair over his head to deliver the killshot but looked up and saw VooDoo still on the ring apron..
So I saws my shot...and I F’N WENT FOR IT!!!
Clark Benson: What in the hell is he doing?
Vince Walters: What he has been wanting to since she walked into the first WcF arena five months ago!
Clark Benson: He wouldn’t dare!!!!
Vince Walters: Have you met Johnny Stylez?!?!
Johnny then shoves the ref out of the way grabs VooDoo by her cheeks and pulls her close and presses his lips against hers and the fans riot! We see it happen from three different camera angles as we watch them kiss for a few brief moments and for those of you taking care to notice she aint exactly fighting him off!
Oss got up madder than a T-Rex in a ROWBOAT and lunged toward Johnny almost hitting VooDoo, which allowed Stylez to spin Oss around and nail him with the Career Ender (Diamond Cutter) he used to use as a finisher as he fell ontop of him and laid his back against Oss as he counted along with the fans as VooDoo just stared in the center of the ring as if she just reached the scariest conclusion she has ever reached in her entire life as the fans counted...1….2…..3. And still WcF Heavyweight Champion of the Worldddddd LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!!
When Oss got up he left that arena madder than I had ever seen him, and I still remember VooDoo’s eyes locking mine before they disappeared behind the curtain. That seven days between weekly TV’s was one of the greatest of my entire career to this day. I had finally conquered the Wrestling World as far as I knew. I made a statement to him and to her. And I was sure I was going to walk into that arena in Atlanta Georgia and she was going to run to me with her deed and ask me to sign it quickly and then we’d leave that night and go pick out a new collar and some other whipp[y and chainy things...But
!!!!!LiTTLe DiD I F’N KNOW!!!!!!
...THAT NIGHT EVERYTHING F’N CHANGED!!!!
I remember getting to the arena that night and I was getting dressed in the nWo locker room and my tag team champion partner Griff was trying to tell me about these new people my cousin had signed. But my head was in the clouds I hardly heard a word he said.
Griff: Say Johnny you hear about those new guys comin in tonight? They are supposed to be the real deal! Like seriously...Supposedly aint no one ever seen anything like these guys! Like they are the real deal!
LA Johnny Stylez: I mean I heard Jesse say some names I didn’t recognize, and when he does that it’s the same song and dance every phuckin time. But Griff look at me dawg...I am 17 years old I’m already a three time World Heavyweight Champion. I’m sure they are good! But so was “The Real Deal” Reggie Dunn, so was “Andre Benjamin”, so was Jerry Lee and so was Kristian Oss and what do they all have in common Griff My DooD?
Griff: Uhhh they don’t work here anymore?
LA Johny Stylez: And why don’t they work here anymore?
Griff: Because we kicked their asses so bad they couldn’t live with the shame of being on TV anymore?
LA Johnny Stylez: EXACTLY! Because I kicked their sorry asses and humiliated them so very badly they ran outta here to buy the special soap that is supposed to remove sprey paint easily!
Griff: You men We?
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhhh, yeah...that’s what I said….LOOK! It’s not important! What’s important is one by one I have not just beaten everyone that has come in here trying to take the World Title away from the 17 year old prodigy but not just beat these mother phuckers I embarassed em! So much so that they should probably start callin me the got damn
~$~ !!!DoN oF Di$Re$PeCT!!! ~$~
...Sounds Sexy HuU? I MaDe iT uP ALL By My$eLF!!!!
And now if you’ll excuse me before you and I go down there and defend our Tag Titles I gotta go run and grab the last thing of Oss’s that belongs to me…
Griff: What in the hell could he possibly have of yours?
LA Jonny Stylez: VOODOO!!!
Griff: Johnny he is going to shoot you!...If not today he is the type of dude that will vanish for like 20 years show back up when you least expect it and take his vengance!
LA Johnny Stylez: Let him! Because in 20 years the same bad news he is going to get today..That I gave him last week and three weeks before that...and two more weeks before that won’t change the fact that I am, was, and always will be FAR AND AWAY BeTTeRTHANGoMeZADAMZ!!! And the look on his face when I walk from behind that curtain with VooDoo at my side wearing thi special nWo t-shirt that is specially designed to show so much underboob that there will be a spike in JERGENZ Sales tomorrow morning! We should probably buy stock!
Griff: Johnny I don’t know how to buy stock!
LA Johnny Stylez: PHUCK! I was kinda counting on you knowing how! Oh well1
Griff: OK Johnny, just be careful he already wanted to kill you before you take that girl from him and there will be hell to pay maybe not today, or tomorrow but one day!
LA Johnny Stylez: Griff...Look at me bruh...I’m a 17 year old World Heavyweight Champion...and I also co-own the Tag Titles with you! One day he will take off all that black fingernail polish and eye liner stp growing roses wake up and smell the phuckin
!!!!!T.H.O.R.N.Z.!!!!!!
AND Maybe Start Dating TooTey So She Can Help Him Accept The THE FACTZ OF LIFE!
Which it don’t matter if people say you are the real deal...So much so you walk in here thinking your the best! Don’t matter if your name is Kristian Oss...Vincent Riggs or Damon Black...I don’t give a phuck! You hang around here long enough GeTTiN YoUR F’N FeeLiNGz HURT IS JUST WHERE IT STARTS! The world belongs to us Griff! Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go rescue this FREAK...So I can see what she looks like in this shirt before she walks out there and FREAKZ EVERYONE ELSE OUT!!!
Griff: If you say so Johnny!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh I like how that sounds! From now on...after I say anything...Say that right after!
And then I slammed the door pulled out my old ass flip phone and sent this dope ass thing called a text message, telling VooDoo to meet me at this discrete part of the arena where she and I could have a little chat...I then ran into this dude Brad. Brad was this nerdy ass dude that used to hang around and help set the ring up, I asked him to take care of something for me a little while ago and if he forgot he was fixing to get his head shoved into a toilet...probably a dirty one at that!
LA Johnny Stylez: Brad tell me something good!
Brad: OK Mr. Johnny I spoke to the guy and he said these are the best rose bush seeds he had in stock...You just take em and you uh, you um…
LA Johnny Stylez: Plant them?
Brad: Yeah! And like water em and stuff too!
LA Johnny Stylez: I’m sure I can figure out! Botany just so happens to be the one subject I am quite good at. Speaking of!
Reach in my back pocket and pull out a fat sack of weed that was my personal bag and gave it to Brad...why the hell not I was 17 year old World Champion, on the way to nag the girl of my dreams...World Domination was literally moments away...And it just like my black and white nWo t-shirt was just TOOO F’N SWEET!!!!
4 MiNuTez and 19 SeCoDNZ LaTeR!!!
I had arrived before she did proving there is indeed a first time for everything! Fortunately she wasn’t too far behind me as I was ready to get this show on the road, and what show am I speaking of you may wonder? Why the MOTHER PHUCKIN
~!$!~ LA JOHNNY STYLEZ SHOW ~!$!~
KINDA LIKE THE ONE YOU PRESENTLY WATCH ON F’N MONDAY NIGHTZ!
No but from where I was standing in that moment I was about to get everything I wanted, I was a double champion who was about to steal my bloodiest rivals woman, a move that would have slit the throat of our rivalry once and for all, ohh and then there was the fact that LiL Na$Ty is one of them ironic nicknames...This woman here from what I understand could make Lucifer MorningSTaR use his
!!!!!!SaFE WoRD!!!!!!
….And Then Go To ConFeSSioN As SooN As He CoULD FeeL HiS LeGZ AgAiN!!!
LA Johnny Stylez: You came?
VooDoo: Well no not yet, but maybe that’s why I’m here?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah I imagine it’s been a while huh?
VooDoo: Maybe? Or maybe I’m just curious if you can maybe do better?
LA Johnny Stylez: Careful Ms. Nasty I’m sure you are more than familiar of what they say curiosity did to the cat!
VooDoo: Don’t you threaten me with a GooD TIME MR. EPiToMe!!!
SEE WHAT THE PHUCK I’M TALKIN ABOUT? This one was a rare find indeed...And things were literally mere moments away from allowing me to be one of the very few human beings who gets afforded the luxury of HaViN My CaKe AnD GeTTiNG To EAT EVERY LAST
!!!!!!F’N CRUMB OF IT!!!!!!
….But That Is A Saying For A Reason As It TuRNZ OUT!!!
Because just as she and I were nose to nose I closed my eyes and tilted my head looking to seal the deal when I heard a catch phrase that was going to change both of our lives forever. Because the crowd had been uncharacteristically loud, I recall. I mean I didn’t go back and check but that night they were so loud there could have very well been holes poked in the roof of the Georgia Dome. And then we heard a strong voice utter a phrase that caught the attention of everyone in the Georgia Dome that night...and by everyone I mean...One person in particular…
FaDe OuT? NaW PHREEEEEQ OUT!!!!!!
She then looked up at me with a curious confusion as she said
VooDoo: Who in the hell is that?
LA Johnny Stylez: I dunno someone with a death wish and terrible timing?
VooDoo: Cool your jets Johnny Boy, I...I need to see…
Where we were was a blocked off part of the arena, and empty part of the arena...but as luck would have it was a few steps away from being able to see the ring. SO we walked over and sure as shit standing there in the center of the ring was up and coming SUPERSTAR Vincent Black...You all know him as Vincent WolF...I looked down at that ring same as she did only I swear on my life we saw two very different things that evening. VooDoo stared at this dude the same way mother phuckers stare at winning lottery tickets, or the way someone who is completely and utterly baked out of their mind stares at their favorite food just before they take their first bite.
Me I looked down there and felt the one human emotion I despise just as much as I despise fear. No one ever admits it...Not even silently to themselves, but that doesn’t change the fact that admit it or not you still feel it eating you alive from the inside out, and even when you hear yourself try and justify and rationalize it by calling it something else. There is only one human emotion that combines all the worst of human feelings helplessness, fear, anger, sadness, insecurity , emptiness, confusion, and spitefulness. Mix those up in life’s big ole ironic blender and you’ve got yourself one big green nasty metaphorical milkshake known as
!!!!!!E.N.V.Y.!!!!!!
…. Case and point I think this is the very first time I am acknowledging the fact.
Scene then switches back to the hotel room finally where VooDoo is still duct tape to the chair and Johnny is sitting in a chair across from her slumped back in his chair pulling on the blunt he had fired up while he was outside. He pauses for a few moments to let all of this sink in as VooDoo doesn’t say a word either. Her anger has even seemingly vanished for the time being as she herself is recalling the events of the evening. THen just as the silence was a bout to get awkward, Johnny breaks the silence with the smoke rolling from is nostrils and then rising and vanishing right in front of his face.
LA Johnny Stylez: I don’t remember who Griff and I defended the WcF Tag Team Titles against. I don’t remember what we did after. I don’t even really recall when we went our separate ways. But one thing I remember clear as phucking day was Vicent Black and Damon “Havok” Riggs standing in the middle of me and Jesse’s phuckin ring informing us that life as we knew it was about to get all kinds of phucked up! Hindsight being 20-20 and that NoN$eNSe...
I see it now for you I mean I was young, selfish, immature, and so got damn jealous it allowed me to form a hatred that started and motivated a war that has lasted over two decades. I mean look at us Voo...I mean not me so much, but I had to duct tape you to that got damn chair just to get you to phuckin listen to me! I mean real talk I don’t know if I believe in happily ever after there is someone for everyone kinda bullshit, but maybe...sometimes...once in a phuckin blue moon there are two people who meet and you can just tell...and anyone honestly looking at the situation can see two people who are so perfect together almost as if they were actually meant for each other. And that’s you and Vin for sure.
Yall got together and then bam built one of the biggest, destructive, and dominant dynasties the business had ever known. You went on to literally have it all to where you were ok walking away from all this to start a real family. And don’t you dare for a second that shit was ever lost on me because if there is one thing I phuckin know about you is how much you loved gettin in that ring, especially against some muscle bound testosterone junkie twat waffle who overlooked you because you are a chick. The look on your face everytime you put one of those asshats down is a type of satisfaction and joy that comes from a type of love and passion that no word or group of words can ever make any sense of. Anicka actually makes the exact same faces you did, it’s kinda cazy if you watch her.
VooDoo: I know I’ve seen em!
LA Johnny Stylez: EXACTLY! And Voo believe me when I tell ya, at one point I was able to get over all of that shit, and truly be happy for you. Because after that we did manage to stay friends...Now I’ll admit I just hung around foolishly thinking you were going to come to your senses one day but as I found out the very hard way that’s not exactly how it went down!
I could never even try using the same tactic I used to get you away from Oss, because Damon, Vincent, Xavier, Kal, Holden, Jason, Mitchels, Ciccione, Michelle, Knight, Dorsey, Montouri McKnight, Dunn were all just too strong. I took one humiliating ass whoopin after the other. But that spite and jealousy willed me back up to my feet every phuckin time. But what I discovered through all of this Voo...and pay attention dear because this is why I went through all this trouble to arrange this lil get together this afternoon. After a while when I had gotten over you and made peace with the fact that you were with him and was always gunna be with him.
I was still somehow very much, unbelievably jealous. And it drove me mad. Every bit of success I was able to get during those days was never good enough...Because as far as I was concerned until I was seen as an equal by Damon, and the rest of the Wolf Clan then noting I had accomplished ever phuckin mattered. So one day I got sick of gettin my ass handed to me, so I left and went to a different territory, because ya know maybe it was a confidence issue. Turns out it was, and a bad habits, and at that particular time turns out I didn’t know everything just yet. SO I learned everything I could from Taj Escobar and them bioys in mVw...Then I came back and immediately signed with aW….And then went on what I still consider one of if not the best runs of my entire career. Because one by one, and sometimes two by two I put
!!!!!!THEM ALL F’N DOWN!!!!!
...Well AlMo$T All oF em!
And then one day as i was getting ready to be in position to call him out oyut of no where IW closed, and thus began the decline of our beloved territory that saw some of the most epic wars that dwarf most of the shit we see today..And hardly a record of any of it, because even back then imagine how tickled I was to learn that yall didnt even know what true greatness was in this business. True greatness is measured by one thing and one thing only Mrs. VooDoo Black is, was and always will be
!!!!I.M.M.O.R.T.A.L.I.T.Y!!!!
IS THE ONLY TRUE CURRENCY OF ACTUAL GREATNESS!!!!
The type of legacy that lives forever is something so special only a select few in this life ever get to truly enjoy. But to accomplish such things that some how push beyond every single thing that has happened since and before it and to some people stands out as the absolute most memorable or even inspirational thing they have ever witnessed in their lives is what truly separates the great from the good….What has allowed me to look into the eyes of countless dip shits insisting to me that they were the best only for me to dole out one serious ass whoopin and then in a matter of three seconds I stand up look down at them and smile...and in that moment they must then swallow the bitter reality that even if they still think they are the best I just proved to the entire world that I’m
!!!!!!F’N BETTER!!!!!
AND THAT IS WHAT THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT FOR ME!
One day just seemingly out of no where the entire WolfPack just vanishes from pro wrestling, gone without a trace...And stay gone so long the world of professional wrestling had almost completely forgotten about them. SO I kept on and built one of the greatest legacies of anyone who has ever played this game. Ask around and they will tell you first hand that LA Johnny Stylez is hands down the most dangerous man this sport has ever seen! I mean look around you...I changed the game so got damn much….EVERYONE NOW PLAYZ
!!!!BY MY F’N RULEZ!!!!
AND HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY THE VICTORIOUS!!!!
….Case and point I just signed all of your PHUCKIN PAY CHECKS...THINK ABOUT THAT!! But let’s back up for one moment. After NEW had opened and closed and I had decided to walk away from the business for what I truly believed was for good...Brandon Moore and Myself get word that THE Xavier Wolf wants to go out and make it on his own. Make a name for himself outside of the one hi brother had built. And it was then I knew. Before Moore and I went and met with him and ultimatley set in motion the chain of events that willed this promotion into existence, I knew this was my chance. This was my opportunity to gain the one thing that I believed would allude me my entire career. But I knew in that moment that one way or the other I was going to get my opportunity to prove to your husband and his butt buddy Damon that while I may have been an insect to them once upon a time...I have fought tooth and nail, scratched and phucking clawed, manipulated, lie, cheated, and stole did everything I had to to know that should the day come where I climbed in the ring with either of them every again maybe I would win or maybe I would loose...But when it ended however it ended the two of us would get up….Look each other in the eye and they would be forced to admit that if I am not their superior then at worst I am and always have been
!!!!!THEIR GOT DAMN EQUAL!!!!!
AND FORCING THEM TO REALIZE AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WILL BE WORTH MORE THAN EVERY PIECE OF GOLD IVE EVER WON COMBINED!
So You tell your husband...That yes this match is about making sure he doesn’t stick his nose in X’s Main Event Immortal Title Match...But it is also about proving a point I have busted my ass for over two decades trying to prove to myself and the entire world. And the entire world is already on board there is only one mind I have left to change! And tell him I know this battle won’t be the one that is the deciding one that determines who wins this war. But if nothing else he will from that day on never again make the foolish mistake of underestimating the MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE HISTORY OF PRO WRESTLING. Because he will look around find himself flat on his back in MY RING, realizing all of this problems that he is fighting against in the last five months were in part created and manufactured by me...And that ultimately I got his respect as well as the respect from everyone I ever have in this business the exact same way he and the Pack did once upon a time...And that is by beating it out of those who refused to give it until they did….And every time I phuckin do it...He will know he is no different when I look down wit my hand raised in the air and I say to him as bluntly, rudely, and loudly as I can
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!!
Johnny walks over to where VooDoo is sitting trying to proccess everything that Johnny had just told her. But Johnny had a swift change of heart as he didnt care to hear anymore. No rationlization, no justification, not even the straight up truth. He had come too far to turn back now especially after this shit. So he takes a deep breathe and then injects VooDoo in the neck with a similar syringe that Adrian had hit her with eariler. Just then his phone starts vibrating as he rolls his eyes walking over to he table where he left his phone. His demeanor then drastically changes when he sees it is his wife Blair Buchanan-Stylez calling holding up what loook like a brand new engagement ring. Johnny then briefly pauses looking over at VooDoo one last time before answering his phone...The scene then slowly fades backwards to a few days ago after Monday Night ShowCase went off the air
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6 hrs & 19 MiNuTeS AFTER MonDay NiGHT SHoWCa$e ep14
Top Floor Condo @ Eden Roc Hotel Resort Miami Beach
Scene opens on the top floor of the Eden Roc Resort on Miami Beach where SHoWCa$e took place earlier in the evening and keeping with the latest trend had some ups mixed in with some downs but turned out to be a tremendous success! Blair Buchannan-Stylez opens the door to the condo and all the lights in the condo ave the one in the kitchen were turned off. She casually set down her bags but the moment they actually touched the counter and the weight of them no longer felt by her a wave of relief shoots across her face as if finally making it back to the dark and more importantly dead silent condo all the weight she had been carrying around with her today was lifted. She then walks over to the fridge opens it up steals a piece of sushi that she had left over from earlier and grabs a bottle of FIJI water and opens it up and turns it upside down. She then goes to turn to head back to see if her husband had made it to bed, but she stops herself turns back around to the fridge opens it up and grabs another piece of Sushi and grabs one of the six bottles of Champagne and then shuts the door nodding to herself saving herself from having to walk back up here if Johnny was awake..Which for those of you that know Johnny know there was more than a good chance that he was most likely still up.
So she walks all the way to the back into the master bed room and sees the bed is unmaid so she slips off her shoes and then slowly makes her way over to the bed and shines the light fro her phone to see if it was him passed out in the bed, and it doesn’t take her long to deduce that he was most definitely not asleep. First tell was the fact that she could hear music blaring from the balcony right outside of the sliding door directly across from her, and then there was the pile of pillows that Johnny had apparently arranged to make it look like he was sleeping in the bed. She the looked at the pillow that was supposed to be his head and there they were three POST IT NOTES he left there for her that said…
“SURPRISE!” “I’M OUTSIDE” “BRING MORE CHAMPAGNE”
Blair then lifted the bottle of Dom Perigon in her hand and smiled to herself at the small victory of remembering to do this just moments ago. So she set the bottle down on the nightstand and went and slipped into something a little more comfortable….When she is ready she pulls back the curtains and is immediately forced to break her sneaky seductive temptress character as she watches her husband jam the fuck out with the music turned all the way up, his sunglasses on, as he and his invisible electric guitar put on one of the greatest air guitar concerts ever preformed on this balcony at 4 in the morning. She couldn’t help but laugh to herself because….Well this dude was phuckin
!!!!!GETTTINNNN IT!!!!!
...UNTIL HE TURNED AROUND!
At which point Blair lost control of her laughter and could feel her sides begin to hurt as she couldn’t decide which was funnier the fact that she is pretty sure she startled him so badly she watched his soul jump out of his body, or that he tried to play it off and barley even broke stride once he realized it was her. He then immediately lowered his sunglasses once he noticed what she was wearing and just like that her husband’s imaginary rock show was over, as he slid the large glass sliding door open and the faint sound of the band Captives singing their hit song “FIND A WAY” got much louder as Johnny took the remote he was using for a mic and turned the volume down just a tad as Blair slid right back into character realizing she had every single scrap of her husband’s attention…
LA Johnny Stylez; Well hey there PReTTy LaDy! Might I ask what you are doing?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: I was fixing to ask you the exact same thing but now that I see you aren’t having a heart attack or a seizure I must admit I am very relieved!
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh saw all of that did ya? Well in my defense I….I uhh...Well see what had happened ws I uhhh….I was uhhh….Yeah I got nothin, is that a new bra because JESUS CHRIST I can’t think straight!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Are you sure that is me causing that, and not those lemme see one, two, three four?...Four empty bottles of champagne sitting out there presently?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well it was five but I dropped one off the balcony...and by dropped I mean I totally phuckin threw it, but that’s besides the point!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Which is?
LA Johnny Stylez: I uhhh...I’m sure there was one...But ohh for PHUCK’s SAKES…..COME HERE!!!!
Johnny turns around and flicks his cigarette over the balcony and before Blair can bat and eye lash her husband pounces on her like an alligator shooting up out of the water after an unsuspecting animal takes a drink at the bank of the river after he hasn’t eaten in GOD KNOWS HOW LONG. He wraps his hand around her throat and forces her back against the bed as he slowly begins to kiss down her neck all the way down to her stomach and then a little further South until he gets low enough to remove the tiny things around Blair’s waist the woman at Victoria Secret insisted were panties, but you guys can call em whatever the phuck you want because the only thing they were were right now was out of the way and on the floor! Blair’s hands run through Johnny’s blue hair and eventually grip the blanket on the bed as she couldn’t help but wrap her legs around his head After a few moments of Blair’s body completely tensing up and then felt her grip on the sheets lift he then stood up and jerked her up by her arm and then forcefully pressed her against the glass on the sliding door and down his black and white Syndicate SKull Logo swimming trunks came as he leaned into her as Blair’s mouth dropped open and she ran her hands behind his head pulling him closer to her, as the camera pans up and we leave these two to their own devices…
….A lil while later Blair is on the balcony sitting in a chair with her feet up on the patio table wrapped in the bed sheets while Johnny is sitting in front of her on the table putting the finishing touches rolling up a blunt. Once he finishes he then takes a moment to admire his handiwork and then starts looking for his lighter. Blair knowing he would have spent the next hour and a half looking for the damn thing had she not at least attempted to help, but fortunately when she went to sit up she ran her hand up the arm rest of the chair and felt his platinum zippo. She then clears her throat in that “YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE” sort of way and Johnny’s head shoots around to see her sitting there wearing nothing but a thin white bed sheet with a flirty smile on her face holding his lighter out for him to grab. Which he does as he looks her up and down and after he takes the first two hits from the blunt he lifts up her bed sheet and looks underneath with a confused look half smile on his face as she giggles and playfully kicks him.
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: What are you doin?
LA Johnny Stylez: What? I’m tryin to see what else you got in there!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Stop you’re so stupid!
LA Johnny Stylez: If by stupid you mean irresistingly charming and very funny then Mrs. Stylez I’m inclined to agree with you!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: OK hold on, let’s back the train up a second there Johnny BOY!
LA Johnny Stylez: I beg your pardon?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Well look don’t get me wrong I am not complaining...Especially after uhhh...Whatever all that was in there a few minutes ago, but uh would you mind sharing with me why in the hell you are in such a good mood? You do remember that you and Le’Andra lost the Immortal Tag Team Titles this evening?
LA Johnny Stylez: YES I’m AWARE NEGATIVE NANCY! Like I of all people am not very much aware of that shit!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Well I’m sorry babe I really didn’t mean to bring it up, but you have to understand where I’m comin from I mean...There are two times when I know to avoid you because I know you are in a bad mood and both of them are when you loose a title...Add that to the fact of who you lost them too this evening and I figured it’d be a long ass week going into this pay per view. So I was preparing for a lonely quiet week...So I get home it’s 4 am and you are in the middle of an Encore at your imaginary Woodstock, and then there was….Well let’s just say you’ve never done that when you’ve been angry before!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK! Fair enough, that’s fair. And ya know in all honesty now that you mention it, it is a little odd that I haven’t thrown half the furniture off this balcony because I ran out of shit to break in the condo. But as much as that loss phuckin sucked balls I figured I’d let them have their little hollow victory because well ratings were through the roof and the the little dude at the front desk sold me some killer MOLLY when I got here so I popped that shit, took a shower, came out here and started burnin and I don’t know what it was but every time I tried to think about what happened or something else that had been pissing me off it just melted away and well maybe it’s the drugs or maybe it’s because Roger’s reign of terror has officially come to a
!!!!SCReeCHIN F’N HAULT!!!!
OR THE FACT AL ENVY LEFT AFTER GETTING HEP C!!!!
Or some crazy combination of the three but now that I have my powers back I feel the way that looks!
Johnny points behind Blair as he turns around and sees a breathe taking orange AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaasun slowly creeping up into the sky as if it was trying to sneak up on the planet. Blair then shook her head and laughed at her silly,, chemically imbalanced, yet devilishly charming husband who was now sitting on the table back against the wall and sunglasses down covering his eye back up as he takes a deep breathe and sighs while smoke goes flowing from his mouth and nostrils as he lets that arrogant smirk of his creep across his face as Blair grabs his hand and kisses his knuckles as she decides to watch the sun rise as well...Might as well if you’re already up right.
She stands up and turns her chair around and grabs the ice chiller where her bottle of Dom was chilled to perfection by now. As soon as Blair is resting comfortably in her chair Johnny scoots forward and wraps his arms around her tight giving her a kiss on the cheek as they both glare off into the slow sunrise. Johnny took a few more slow hits from his blunt exhaling the smoke through his nostrils as he chuckles to himself.
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: What you giggling about back there?
LA Johnny Stylez: Huh? Ohh nothin!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez : Ohh no sir don’t you “Ohh nothin me.” I know you well enough to where I don’t even hve to look at you and know when something is going on inside that mischievous mind of yours.
LA Johnny Stylez: Mishcevious?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: You got a better wod?
LA Johnny STylez: Nah mischievous I guess works. OK fine, Look I guess I was laughing at myself because I just now recently made up my mind that I am going to tell you something I have never ever told another living soul. Not Jesse, Not Ryan, Not Hunter, Not X...None of them! SO I guess is my dear are you ready?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: I don’t know should I go ahead and put my bathing suit on because if this is one of your stories we might be here till the afternoon!
LA Johnny Style: DO you think you’re funny wiseass?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Ohh sweetie you know I do!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK wel then you can go ahead and sit out here and tell yourself those jokes you’re always tellin that only you seem to find any humor in…
Blair Buchannan-Stylez SHUT UP YOU TAKE IT BACK! Those jokes are HILARIOUS!
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhh yeah and the WNBA is really basketball!!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Ohhh shush and just tell me the damn story!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes yes settle down...OK so this thing we’ve had going on with those over the hill do gooders in the Wolfpack has been going on since the dawn of time as far as most wrestling fans are concerned right?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Yeah for as long as I’ve known you almost...Why?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well when putting both sides together I found it quite humorous myself that everyone got into this thing for their own reasons right? Well all have different motives. I mean overall we all want the same phuckin thing, but at the same time there is something specifically we are all hoping to come out of this with, and I have been plotting, scheming, hoping, praying, manipulating, and even in some instances murdered and killed to get where I am not and where I am headed!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: What half naked on a balcony with me? Babe you sweet BUT STOPP…
LA Johnny Stylez: You’re right we are definitely gunna be up here all day if you keep interrupting me every ten seconds…
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Sorry I couldn’t help myself GO!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK, look it doesn’t matter...The only thing that mattrs, the only reason I brought that shit up to begin with is because after twenty phucking years I am finally going to get the one thing I have been after this entire time. I am going to get the chance to beat MY RESPECT out of Vincent Wolf and that is exactly what I am going to do. And then all will be right in the world my bucket list completely scratch off...and for that it made me think about some other things that need fixing in my...well our lives!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Mother fucker don’t even say you want kids...Because aint no way I’m fucking all this up...I mean do you wanna look underneath these cover again?
LA Johnny Stylez: No not kids! No OPW has been open four months..We aint settling down just yet! As a matter of fact we are doing the opposite of settling down! We are celebrating...Celebrating the fact that me and you started from the ground and we fought our way to the tip top...And since we own the got damn joint...I figured there was only one thing left to do.
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: What throw a rave anda wrestling even at the same time?
LA Johnny Stylez: No, but that’s a dope ass idea...Remind me about that later!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Well then what in the hell are you talking about?
LA Johnny Stylez:Well Blair look we aint the mushy type...And we are never gunna be. But let me just tell ya I do love you and you deserve the absolute best...SO I want you to get on the phone with NetFlix...and I want you to tell them…
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Tell them what?
Johnny then gets down on one knee and holds up a black velvet ring box and smirks that arrogant smirk of his as he then looks into her eyes and brushes her black hair out of her face while removing the old ring from her finger to make way for the new one.
LA Johnny Stylez: And tell them what you said when I asked you to Marry Me again so we could do it right this time?...SO what ya say?
….And on that note we leave you because it has been one hell of a week already and as you can see for yourself things ae already heating up...But don’t worry this time just like all the other times has most definitely
...Been Your PLea$uRE
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