Post by kipkutler on Jun 27, 2020 19:37:41 GMT -5
(Scene opens in Toronto Canada at the lavish home of the The Canadian Destroyer Kip Kutler. This is the kind of home that is only fit for MEGASTAR. Now of course Outlaw Pro Wrestling is all new to this information but trust me it won't take long for Kip's grip to begin strangling the competition here. Kutler is seen in his den, a rather large room that is decorated with a large glass trophy case displaying his many titles, trophies, awards he has accumulated over his decorated career. He is seen sitting in a black leather chair in front of a huge Oak desk. On the desk sits a few computer screens, some statues and wrestling nic nacks. To the left resides a large bottle of 40 Creek Whiskey the greatest in the world and a tumbler. The camera pans in on Kip.)
Kutler: Hey Kyle you sack of donkey shit! How ya doing old friend?
(Kip leans back and chuckles.)
Kutler: As the world revolves and changes somethings remain the same. Whether you're grieving the loss of a past career one or are adjusting to moving to a new place like OPW, life is full of uncertainty. Navigating previously unexplored terrain is difficult, exhausting, and even scary. I get it Kyle! I get the uncertainty and doubt you have hence why you have a loser attitude Now you are acting and sounding like a defeated little bitch! It's cool brother! I get it! You know you're better!
(Kip pauses and half snickers.)
Kutler: There is an old Spanish proverb; A Wiseman changes his mind only a fool never does! You Kyle are a fool. You prove it every time you open your mouth to only change feet! At least here in OPE you aren't having sex with minors!
(Kip covers his mouth like OMFG did hec just fucking that?)
Kutler: Nothing is off limits Kyle and there ain't a line I won't cross. Ask Matt Blake! Ask his wife Veronica! You and everyone else thinks he left because of the drugs but he left because he could beat me. He couldn't beat physically, he couldn't beat me spiritually, He couldn't beat me emotionally and he didn't have the parts to beat me mentally! I ruined him! That fucker took years off my career from all the LEGENDARY BATTLES!
Kutler: You? A second rate half assed half pushed tag team reign and a joke of a World title reign. You know you were an intern champion right? A paper champion who never faced any real competition! You were a pity reign! You were awarded the belt for SHOCK VALUE because that fat pasty cocksucking mother fucking piece of shit from Wisconsin is an idiot! I don't like you Kyle and that's why I AM WASTING my time on you! Odly you are worth it!
(Kip smiles a bit.)
Kutler: Which brings me to ID!
(Kip pauses.)
Kutler: From what the masses are told he will leave you exposed for the hypocrite that you have inevitably become in this world where greed feeds more greed and compromises are made to our morality with each and every decision that we make, questioning the very fabric and fiber of our existence. We know little about him, and where he comes from or where he is going, we only know that in this moment, in this place, he is here to shine a light in our darkest corners and expose our most tightly guarded secrets. One by one, pulling at the threads of our tapestry, unravelling us all, piece by piece. This of course is what he wants us to believe! Wanna know I think?
(Kip pauses momentarily.)
Kutler: What a bunch of hippy dippy bullshit! This pretend able lost tortured soul is a circus act at best. He sits by a pond with his most favorite crayon and tries his best to scribble away and stay within the lines of his Sesame street tickle me fucking Elmo coloring book! Fuck this idiot!
Kutler: I doubt this simple fuck evens cuts any promotional material! Oh wait, he's dark man! He doesn't know where he is going! He's fucking mysterious so we better lock our doors and click our heeks back to mother fucking Kansas! Fuck you (ID-iot)
(Kip flips the unofficial state birds into the camera.)
Kutler: I'm gonna be straight up with ya brah! I'm an ass hole! I will cheat, I will steal but you can bet your last dollar I'm gonna fucking hurt ya! It ain't about winning! It ain't about losing or winning a fucking piece tin glued on a strap of leather! It ain't about being the most popular! It ain't about the fame or forture it's about being explicit! Explicit is what I am! I ain't here to follow the rules or be a team player and play nice in the sand box. I'll drown you mother fuckers! This about MY LEGACY!
(The camera fades to black.)
(End Feed)
Kutler: Hey Kyle you sack of donkey shit! How ya doing old friend?
(Kip leans back and chuckles.)
Kutler: As the world revolves and changes somethings remain the same. Whether you're grieving the loss of a past career one or are adjusting to moving to a new place like OPW, life is full of uncertainty. Navigating previously unexplored terrain is difficult, exhausting, and even scary. I get it Kyle! I get the uncertainty and doubt you have hence why you have a loser attitude Now you are acting and sounding like a defeated little bitch! It's cool brother! I get it! You know you're better!
(Kip pauses and half snickers.)
Kutler: There is an old Spanish proverb; A Wiseman changes his mind only a fool never does! You Kyle are a fool. You prove it every time you open your mouth to only change feet! At least here in OPE you aren't having sex with minors!
(Kip covers his mouth like OMFG did hec just fucking that?)
Kutler: Nothing is off limits Kyle and there ain't a line I won't cross. Ask Matt Blake! Ask his wife Veronica! You and everyone else thinks he left because of the drugs but he left because he could beat me. He couldn't beat physically, he couldn't beat me spiritually, He couldn't beat me emotionally and he didn't have the parts to beat me mentally! I ruined him! That fucker took years off my career from all the LEGENDARY BATTLES!
Kutler: You? A second rate half assed half pushed tag team reign and a joke of a World title reign. You know you were an intern champion right? A paper champion who never faced any real competition! You were a pity reign! You were awarded the belt for SHOCK VALUE because that fat pasty cocksucking mother fucking piece of shit from Wisconsin is an idiot! I don't like you Kyle and that's why I AM WASTING my time on you! Odly you are worth it!
(Kip smiles a bit.)
Kutler: Which brings me to ID!
(Kip pauses.)
Kutler: From what the masses are told he will leave you exposed for the hypocrite that you have inevitably become in this world where greed feeds more greed and compromises are made to our morality with each and every decision that we make, questioning the very fabric and fiber of our existence. We know little about him, and where he comes from or where he is going, we only know that in this moment, in this place, he is here to shine a light in our darkest corners and expose our most tightly guarded secrets. One by one, pulling at the threads of our tapestry, unravelling us all, piece by piece. This of course is what he wants us to believe! Wanna know I think?
(Kip pauses momentarily.)
Kutler: What a bunch of hippy dippy bullshit! This pretend able lost tortured soul is a circus act at best. He sits by a pond with his most favorite crayon and tries his best to scribble away and stay within the lines of his Sesame street tickle me fucking Elmo coloring book! Fuck this idiot!
Kutler: I doubt this simple fuck evens cuts any promotional material! Oh wait, he's dark man! He doesn't know where he is going! He's fucking mysterious so we better lock our doors and click our heeks back to mother fucking Kansas! Fuck you (ID-iot)
(Kip flips the unofficial state birds into the camera.)
Kutler: I'm gonna be straight up with ya brah! I'm an ass hole! I will cheat, I will steal but you can bet your last dollar I'm gonna fucking hurt ya! It ain't about winning! It ain't about losing or winning a fucking piece tin glued on a strap of leather! It ain't about being the most popular! It ain't about the fame or forture it's about being explicit! Explicit is what I am! I ain't here to follow the rules or be a team player and play nice in the sand box. I'll drown you mother fuckers! This about MY LEGACY!
(The camera fades to black.)
(End Feed)