Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2020 22:00:17 GMT -5
Aww yeah, this is my kind of work out.
I'm working my lower half as I stare into the mirror that's hanging on the wall. I love staring at myself. It helps me with the workout routine. It's how I ensure both parties are very happy at the end. I need it just as much as she does if ya know what I mean.
I'm facing this big pussy named Adrian Black. Generic last name and looks like a basic ass bitch if you ask me.
I put one of my hands behind my head while staring into the mirror.
Positive this guy has Daddy issues, he comes out to the pussiest rock song I've ever heard about a son who wants his dads approval. This guy takes the cake in biggest pieces of fake shit I've ever seen. I can't even look at this guy on youtube from past matches without cringing.
I do a kissy face in the mirror just to make myself smile. I put my other hand behind my head now and keep working my lower half. I now have both hands behind my head. I keep them there for a minute.
The worst this guy has done is basically nothing. I'm going to wax this mother fucker like it's nothing. I almost feel bad for the guy but then I think he wakes up every day and purposefully looks like that so then I stop feeling bad.
I stop moving my body and put my hands back down where they were.
Are you even listening to me?
She looks back and now it's clear that I was pounding this sweet white girl doggy style.
Yeah, you said he has daddy issues, big deal? You have mommy issues, don't ya?
I slapped her ass before putting my right hand back on her hip. I thrust deep inside her once just to punish her.
Mmm Bitch.
Yeah, I got mommy issues, girl get on top of me so I can suck a tittay.
I stop looking at myself in the mirror on the wall as I slide out of her and lay on the bed. She adjusts herself on top of me and I bend her down towards me so I can suck a tittaaayyy.
Sucking titties is like my favorite thing to do. Fuck I love these ti-
Yo, You think I got mommy issues for real?
Nah, man just shut the fuck up and let me work it.
MMm I like that a girl says shit like that. What I dont like is generic pussy bitches like Adrian Black who think they run the landscape and they haven't figured out how to get themselves dressed in the mornings.
For real though, girl, you think this Adrian Black piece of shit can beat me on the show?
Nah, he don't got that big dick like you so shut the fuck up.
She pulls my head up to her chest to let me kiss, lick and suck while she's bouncing up and down. After a few more minutes we both climax together. This was her third time.. just my first. She lays down next to me for what feels like eternity but it's only a few minutes. She turns towards me and kisses me on the cheek and starts getting dressed.
Thanks for hitting me up, I'm gonna grab something to drink out of your fridge and get an uber. You cool?
Yeah I'm fine. Just excited for my first match.
Well thanks for letting me kill your stress. Hit me up if ya wanna do it again.
Hell yeah girl.
I love watching her tight little ass put on those panties. It's cool she has a boyfriend in the Army and she still lets me hit it in every possible way. I've known her since High School. She ain't the only girl I fuck though, just the one who texted me back first.
She buttons her jean shorts and leaves the room as I'm grabbing a towel.
Fuck, I need to rinse off.
I take my naked ass to the shower and just turn it on. Let the water wash over me. I'm practicing for my promo, you know, I gotta talk shit on this wanksta somehow for the camera crews.
Lets work on some shit.
AHEM.
Why is it every time you speak you have so many fucking questions? Are you that fucking dense my man? God, I hate you already. You came back to pro wrestling and you came to this shit hole with all these pussies and bitches? Man, you must have fell off fucking hard if you're still in your return swing and facing a newb like me you generic lookin' ass pussy.
Who gives a shit if you have history with some of these cats, bro, they obviously don't give a shit or you wouldn't be facing me in a singles match, you'd be tag teamin' with some of the dogs. But nah, you fucking lack skills bro. You lack SKILLSSSSSS. You need skills to get the kills, and you soft as fuck. You can praise yourself as thinking you're in the big leagues but pal you're barely on the bench of a peewee softball game full of 12 year olds and you're the volunteer assistant coach. Pedo lookin' ass. Turn your hat backwards too probably so you can fit in. You fake ass bitch.
How long has it been since you've been in the ring? Cause man, you body lookin' about as bad as your breath be smellin'. Fix your teeth, work on your arms, maybe try some new moves where you ain't looking like a trainee loser anymore and you just might fit in with us, but boy that gon' take you about ten years and judging by the wrinkles on your face and how your body bruises like a 3 week old banana, you might not be long for this wrestling company let alone this world. Shit, I bet I hit you with the ground and pound and your bones turn to dust.
I'm gonna seem like I'm sorry about the way I man-handle you in the ring this week but truly, I'm not. I hope I put you on the shelf and end your whole career. I hope your dreams and aspirations of becoming anything more than what you are right now are dead in my hands. I hope I hold your entire world and I just crumble it to nothing within minutes when I defeat you.
Because you see, that's what I am here for. The Immortal Championship. Or is it World Championship? Or Southern Championship? Yo, to be real, this company is confusing as fuck and who knows what the top belt is, but the matter of fact is I want the fucking top belt, I'm going to get the fucking top belt, because I'm the mother fucking G who hits like a B and ain't nobody swinging D like Me. You got me, Adrian? What kind of fucking name is Adrian? Jesus christ, did your parents hate you? My fucking god. Change your name. You're a wrestler, you could literally just be any name you want and you went with what your stupid fucking parents called you. God, you really are stupid.
Anyways. Welcome to the Clay Parker show, you bitch, it's time to open wide and smile. Get ready for the big package.
I felt good on that one for sure. Needs work but I bet I can get away with most of that on video.
I step out of the shower and see my phone going off with a text notification. Its another bitch who finally texted me back. I look down and grab my member and swing it up and down. I shrug.
Yeah, I bet I can go again.
I text her, come over. I don't even bother getting dressed. I'm about to slay this bitch up like she Adrian Black.
I'm working my lower half as I stare into the mirror that's hanging on the wall. I love staring at myself. It helps me with the workout routine. It's how I ensure both parties are very happy at the end. I need it just as much as she does if ya know what I mean.
I'm facing this big pussy named Adrian Black. Generic last name and looks like a basic ass bitch if you ask me.
I put one of my hands behind my head while staring into the mirror.
Positive this guy has Daddy issues, he comes out to the pussiest rock song I've ever heard about a son who wants his dads approval. This guy takes the cake in biggest pieces of fake shit I've ever seen. I can't even look at this guy on youtube from past matches without cringing.
I do a kissy face in the mirror just to make myself smile. I put my other hand behind my head now and keep working my lower half. I now have both hands behind my head. I keep them there for a minute.
The worst this guy has done is basically nothing. I'm going to wax this mother fucker like it's nothing. I almost feel bad for the guy but then I think he wakes up every day and purposefully looks like that so then I stop feeling bad.
I stop moving my body and put my hands back down where they were.
Are you even listening to me?
She looks back and now it's clear that I was pounding this sweet white girl doggy style.
Yeah, you said he has daddy issues, big deal? You have mommy issues, don't ya?
I slapped her ass before putting my right hand back on her hip. I thrust deep inside her once just to punish her.
Mmm Bitch.
Yeah, I got mommy issues, girl get on top of me so I can suck a tittay.
I stop looking at myself in the mirror on the wall as I slide out of her and lay on the bed. She adjusts herself on top of me and I bend her down towards me so I can suck a tittaaayyy.
Sucking titties is like my favorite thing to do. Fuck I love these ti-
Yo, You think I got mommy issues for real?
Nah, man just shut the fuck up and let me work it.
MMm I like that a girl says shit like that. What I dont like is generic pussy bitches like Adrian Black who think they run the landscape and they haven't figured out how to get themselves dressed in the mornings.
For real though, girl, you think this Adrian Black piece of shit can beat me on the show?
Nah, he don't got that big dick like you so shut the fuck up.
She pulls my head up to her chest to let me kiss, lick and suck while she's bouncing up and down. After a few more minutes we both climax together. This was her third time.. just my first. She lays down next to me for what feels like eternity but it's only a few minutes. She turns towards me and kisses me on the cheek and starts getting dressed.
Thanks for hitting me up, I'm gonna grab something to drink out of your fridge and get an uber. You cool?
Yeah I'm fine. Just excited for my first match.
Well thanks for letting me kill your stress. Hit me up if ya wanna do it again.
Hell yeah girl.
I love watching her tight little ass put on those panties. It's cool she has a boyfriend in the Army and she still lets me hit it in every possible way. I've known her since High School. She ain't the only girl I fuck though, just the one who texted me back first.
She buttons her jean shorts and leaves the room as I'm grabbing a towel.
Fuck, I need to rinse off.
I take my naked ass to the shower and just turn it on. Let the water wash over me. I'm practicing for my promo, you know, I gotta talk shit on this wanksta somehow for the camera crews.
Lets work on some shit.
AHEM.
Why is it every time you speak you have so many fucking questions? Are you that fucking dense my man? God, I hate you already. You came back to pro wrestling and you came to this shit hole with all these pussies and bitches? Man, you must have fell off fucking hard if you're still in your return swing and facing a newb like me you generic lookin' ass pussy.
Who gives a shit if you have history with some of these cats, bro, they obviously don't give a shit or you wouldn't be facing me in a singles match, you'd be tag teamin' with some of the dogs. But nah, you fucking lack skills bro. You lack SKILLSSSSSS. You need skills to get the kills, and you soft as fuck. You can praise yourself as thinking you're in the big leagues but pal you're barely on the bench of a peewee softball game full of 12 year olds and you're the volunteer assistant coach. Pedo lookin' ass. Turn your hat backwards too probably so you can fit in. You fake ass bitch.
How long has it been since you've been in the ring? Cause man, you body lookin' about as bad as your breath be smellin'. Fix your teeth, work on your arms, maybe try some new moves where you ain't looking like a trainee loser anymore and you just might fit in with us, but boy that gon' take you about ten years and judging by the wrinkles on your face and how your body bruises like a 3 week old banana, you might not be long for this wrestling company let alone this world. Shit, I bet I hit you with the ground and pound and your bones turn to dust.
I'm gonna seem like I'm sorry about the way I man-handle you in the ring this week but truly, I'm not. I hope I put you on the shelf and end your whole career. I hope your dreams and aspirations of becoming anything more than what you are right now are dead in my hands. I hope I hold your entire world and I just crumble it to nothing within minutes when I defeat you.
Because you see, that's what I am here for. The Immortal Championship. Or is it World Championship? Or Southern Championship? Yo, to be real, this company is confusing as fuck and who knows what the top belt is, but the matter of fact is I want the fucking top belt, I'm going to get the fucking top belt, because I'm the mother fucking G who hits like a B and ain't nobody swinging D like Me. You got me, Adrian? What kind of fucking name is Adrian? Jesus christ, did your parents hate you? My fucking god. Change your name. You're a wrestler, you could literally just be any name you want and you went with what your stupid fucking parents called you. God, you really are stupid.
Anyways. Welcome to the Clay Parker show, you bitch, it's time to open wide and smile. Get ready for the big package.
I felt good on that one for sure. Needs work but I bet I can get away with most of that on video.
I step out of the shower and see my phone going off with a text notification. Its another bitch who finally texted me back. I look down and grab my member and swing it up and down. I shrug.
Yeah, I bet I can go again.
I text her, come over. I don't even bother getting dressed. I'm about to slay this bitch up like she Adrian Black.