Post by lajohnnystylez on Jul 1, 2020 22:46:03 GMT -5
...I'm at A F'N Lo$$!
!!!!F'N EAT IT TOO!!!!
...MeTaPHoRiCaLLy SPeaKiNG!!!
But Outlaw Pro Wrestling, you know the WRESTLING PROMOTION I founded, own, and operate? Yeah that one...The single fastest growing and one of if not the most dominant wrestling promotions the United States has seen in almost a phucking decade just put on our third and biggest pay per view event to date. We called it HiGHWAY2HeLL, but as far as I was concerned it was more of a carriage ride to HEAVEN, because believe you me MOTHER PHUCKERS over the course of my career I have known some damn good nights. WORLD TITLE VICTORIES, HUGE SWERVES, SURPRISE RETURNS, EPIC MAIN EVENTS, ha BEEN THERE
!!!!F'N DoNE THaT!!!!
GoT So MaNy GoT DaMN TSHIRTZ I STaRTeD SeLLin EM!!!!
But Highway was something else entirely! It was a level of success I had never even fatomed before. When I was strictly an inring competitor I never in a million and thrice years would have ever thought that I wanted to run a wrestling promotion, but after the rush of adrenaline, the feeling of fufilment and satisfaction of watching every got damn one of us emerge victorious from our schedued contests, and walk out of there up two brand new members and now only one piece of Championship gold away from absolute domination of this entire company. Blair Buchannan-Stylez still has a got damn death grip on the Outlaw Pro Wrestling Southern Heavyweight Championship, Aleister Davison is still the fastest rising star in all of pro wrestling and is still the proud owner of the Outlaw Pro Wrestlng PureBLooD CHampionship. And then after administering a little professional justice after the scheduled tag team title match at HIGHWAY2HeLL Le'Andra Fury and Myself are once again the Outlaw Pro Wrestling
~$~ IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZ OF THE WORLD ~$~
...oF THE WORLD YALL!!!
...And believe it or not douche bagz...From there it only gets better, because the final piece to this little golden puzzle the Syndicate has been piecing together for weeks and months is the fact that we are welcoming with open arms into the most dominant faction in all of Professional Wrestling none other than Outlaw Pro Wrestling Immortal Heavyweight Champion oF ZE WORLD ANICKA SWAN. As a matter of fact the only bad or unfortunate thing that happened during HighWay2HeLL was that I wasn't there when it happened. Because let me just tell yall this...I would have paid a phuckin fortune to have been down by that ring so I could have seen it for myself....
?SeeN WHAT YoU May WoNDeR?
...PSSSHH LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PHUCK I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!!
What I wouldn't give to have been there to see with my own two eyes in the actual best seat in the house the night so I could have watched Roger's attempt to get his hands dirty literally
!!!!F'N BACKFIRE!!!!!
RIGHT IN HIS F'N FACE...AGAIN LITERALLY!!!!
As he drills the OPW Immortal Champion down onto the canvas only to then be the one who seals her fate and forces them, THe PACK....Himself...Her and HIM and their relationship into what they all collectively agreed was and still very much is a...no no
!!!!THE WoR$T Ca$e $CeNaRiO!!!!!
...AND AS A RESULT WE THREW A CELEBRATION WORTHY OF REaL LiFe IMMORTALZ!
For instance it got so phuckin out of hand I wound up having to buy the entire phucking building to keep Le'Andra Fury from getting evicted, and it was worth every got damn penny, because if any of you know Le'Andra's mother if we would have gotte her evicted from that apartment...Well I am not sure how to really say this, because I mean I'm not afraid of that lil ass woman but real talk she actually
!!!!!SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!!!
THaT AINT THE TYPE OF WOMAN YOU WANNA CROSS EvER!!!
BUT I'll go ahead and stop the bullshitting right now because I think we all know that while all that other shit did play significant roles with their contributions to making this the most memorable enjoyable and epic evening of my career they all pailed in comparison to exactly what I was able to accomplish at HIGHWAY2HELL...NOT ONLY DID I LITERALLY TAKE DAMON and his CUNT DAUGHTER'S TAG TEAM TITLES FROM THEM, but I scratch the last name off of my list of people who used to look and talk down to me like I was some phucking curtian jerking J- BRONE PIECE OF SHIT. Who constantly over looked me not paying me my due and phucking PROPER! How much ya wanna bet it'll be a long phucking time before VINCENT F'N WOLF
!!!!MaKeZ THaT MiSTaKe AGaIN?
NOT AN INSIGNIFICANT INSECT ANYMORE AM I VINNY MY BOY???
Finally I was able to help pull that boys head out of his ass and help him finally wake up and smell the
!!!F'N THORNZ!!!
BeCaUsE TaKe A LooK AROUND AND YOU CAN SEE IT ALL BELONGZ 2 ME!!!
I have been trying to explain these things to them from jump street, but when someone aint trying to hear you in our line of work especially the only thing you can do is FORCE THEM, and that is precisley what the phuck I did at HIGHWAY2HeLL. Because did I beat Vin all by myself?
!!!!!N.O.P.E.!!!!!!
BuT WHaT THe PHuCk DoEZ THaT HaVe 2 DO w ANYTHING???
Vincent Wolf is the type of competitor that knows how it is. He has been in this business long enough to know what my victory or more importantly his defeat meant in the grand scheme of things, and knowing that he is out there in the world right now choking down that bitter phucking pill grants me the type of satisfaction, and professional fufillment that up until tonight I have only felt every single time I have stood inside of a ring and challenged for and walked out with the Heavyweight Championship of the World. Because now I just crossed one of the two final names remaining on my list. For the last fifteen years or so there was a very short list of people in this business whom I have never beaten in my entire career and I just crossed his name off now there is only one left...And believe me when I tell you that I have every phucking intention of crumbling this list I have been carrying around in my wallet ever since I left F2B and never looked back! But there was plenty of time to worry about all of that. Tonight was not that time. For tonight was a celebration of the fruits of our labor. Tonight was about taking some of my own advice and pausing briefly to SOAK SOME UP...Because otherwise
?W-T-F??
ARE WE DOIN THIS SHIT FOR?
And every single victory and defeat that we have enjoyed or suffered along the way that brought us all to this very moment was WORTH IT. Victory was indeed the sweetest thing in the entire world. Especilly the type of victory that left the opposition in utter phucking shambles as we have done presently is unlike any other feeling on this planet. Because right now, somewhere in this phucking city my arch nemesis, my arch rival,one of my most hated enemies was probably just nwo regaining his site, or at least the seemingly never ceasing burning sensation that blinded him forcing him to make the critical mistake that drastically shifted the momentum in our favor was just now wearing off...Only I had a feeling his tear shedding was just beginning.
So as I sat alone on a secluded balcony in Le'Andra's amazing apartment overlooking Central Park where Highway 2 Hell took place I fired up a victory blunt that I had rolled after SHoWCa$e went off the air two weeks ago and vowed not to smoke unless everything went precisley according to plan. I sat in my moment of silent and sentimental reflection and despite the fact that it was my efforts, plotting, and scheming that got us here. I could not take any credit what so ever for the victory that made all the other ones we had enjoyed this evening.
No the majority of tonight's success gets credited to my brother from another mother Xavier Wolf...Who I have to say had it been this much fun the first two times I probably wouldn't have trie to have him killed those two times. ANd while I'd like to believe that is ancient history and in the past, I know Xavier well enought o know he hasn't forgitten nor will he...And a day will come where I have to answer for that, and on that day I'll stand behind it like I did everything else and if we gotta put all our ards on the table then so be it. But just like his brother I had to prove to him I wasn't a BUSTEr, A CHUMP, and insignificant insect!
I am very much his equal...I am very much destined for the same scrapof greatness and immortality he is, because I am willing to fight tooth and nail for it. We are cut from the same cloth, and hopefully he realizes that now as much as I do. But I guess only time will tell. I wanted to tell him this shit myself, but once Anicka Swan offically became our property he made it quite cleear it would be better if he and Le'Andra be the only faces she sees for a few days at least until the next SHOWCa$e because well seeing my arrogant smirk would only infuriate her further and then do more damage than good...And we didn't bring ANicka Swan on board to phucking undermine everything we have gained and accomplished up to this point...Ya know what, as a matter of fact...
****NOTE TO SELF****
ASK X WHY EXACTLY WE BROUGHT ANICKA SWAN ON BOARD?
I know he said he doesn't want to be the Immortal Champion until this war is over. But what is the actual end game here? There are so may countless scenarios that they are starting to make my head hurt, and I could just as easily wait and ask X tomorrow or whenever I see him again. Because the only important thing right now is...I'm out here in Le'Andra Furys rooftop...Looking down at central park feeling like I am finally ontop of the world...BECAUSE MOTHER PHUCKER THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE I AM!...And that's preclsey where I intend on staying for years to come...for so long that when I step down most of you marks sitting at home waiting for this to be over so you can hop on over to BRAZZERS and rub one out for what will proibably be the fifth or sixth time today all this talk about Anicka Swan being forced to do things against her will has probably most of your internet geeks harder than a Japanese calculus book!
But for those of you that have been where I am. To reach that feeling in life where you can finally sit the phuck down in peace and quiet and just think stroll down memory lane and back to the present only for the sake of taking evrrything into account so that you can fully appreciate the feeling of achieving everything you have ever wanted out of life and taking a second to enjoy it before some stupid dickhead interrupts you and tries to take it from you...then as if on que...
Suddenly the sound of a generic ringtone interupts Johnny’s beautiful, nostalgic, reflective , and dare we say tranquil silence was shattered as the that horrible tune
Infected the night sky as he fumbled around his pocket trying to locate his phone. Of course it was in the last pocket he checked. He brings the phone to his ear and with a look of sheer and utter disdain answers squinting his eyes saying...
LA Johnny Stylez: Whhhaaaattttttttt THE PHUCK DO YOU WANT?
Voice: I'm sorry is this, LA Johnny Stylez? Like THE LA JOHNNY STYLEZ?
LA Johnny Stylez: Uhhh, yeah who the phuck is this?
Voice: Forgive me where are my manners? Or more IMPORTANTLY WHERE IN THE HELL ARE YOURS SIR? I am THE PRODUCER and I work for HBO. Incase you don't reacall the Theodores informed you when you signed your contract with HBO that you would be directly working with me, I was just away on urgrent business at the time and couldn't make the meeting personally much to my regret as I assure you I very much wanted to be there. I caught your match eariler this evening, very brutal stuff. It's my understanding that Vincent Black...I'm sorry Vincent Wolf is not the type of customer you want to play around with. SO is this a bad time, I also understand you had to recieve six staples in your head...
LA Johnny Stylez: Eight!
"The PRODUCER": Right EIGHT! Forgive me, so again Johnny is this a bad time?
LA Johnny Stylez: Not particularly, you did catch me in the middle of our celebration though.
"The PRODUCER": Yes I heard that was going on as well, some videos of it have found their way to INSTAGRAM, Twitter, facebook, youtube...All of them. Mr. Stylez you are aware that you and your fellow Syndicate mates are supposed to be carrying yourselves as represenatives of the Home Box Office network at all times, as detailed in your contract?
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes but I was made aware that private affairs such as parties social engagements things like that we were allowed to be ourselves. Plus we are the edgy mature audience based wrestling promotion which if I'm not mistaken is the reason we were selected to be on HBO and why we held out until you guys came calling.
"The Producer": You see Johnny that is only half true at best. Let's get something clear right now as I would very much hate for our relationship to sour over such trivial matters. You and your wrestling promotion are featured on our channel because I ALLOW IT. I hand selected Outlaw PRO, because of certain significant assets the company holds and yes as the weeks have gone by the numbers don't lie I will take my hat off to you and commend you on the marvelous job you have done so far. Although it is also my understanding that these last thirty days were under Roger Wright's control were they not?
LA Johnny Stylez: Look Mr."THE PRODUCER" I get what you are saying, I even understand why you are saying it. And I didn't have much of a headache before but it is throbbing now. Wouldn't it be better if we sat face to face and had this little conversation about what it is you expect from Myself and my talent roster going forward because the longer we sit here and play the witty banter game, the more I realize it isn't a good time. Because SIR if you don't mind, The SyNDiCaTe and myself have accomplished major milestones in this business this evening and I would very much like to get back to them and enjoy thefruits of our labor!
"The PRODUCER": Right and sitting on the roof of Le'Andra Fury's building isn't exactly the party you thought it was going to be when you climbed up there a little under an hour ago is it?
LA Johnny Stylez: How in the phuck di...
"The PRODUCER": No need to concern yourself with things like that Johnny My BOY, the only thing you need take from this conversation is that I practically have eyes and ears EVERYWHERE a man in my positio doesn't get as far as he does without aquiring the ability to do so sooner or later....You understand of cours as it is also my understanding that you operate in a very similar fashion.
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah I suppose that is true. But back to my original question there Mr. Producer, when should we expect for this little meeting of ours to finally take place as I am also sure my business partner Roger Wright is in no mental shape to be apart of such an ordeal, so know I have zero problems taking the meeting without him!
"The PRODUCER": No I don't imagine you would...Unfortunately Johnny, I'm afraid our meetin face to face will have to be postponed indefinitely as HBO has me away on business for the foreseable future, hence why we were so very much in a hurry to appoint Ms. Shadows replacement. But don't you worry I think you'll find that my decision for a replacement is far more entertaining then Ms. Shadows ever could be. As a matter of fact I..
LA Johny Stylez: Wait hold on there SuNSHiNE, lemme see if I got this straight before we continue along here because like you said I did suffer some head trauma eariler in the evening. SO basically the deal is you are going to be producing Monday Night Showcase, but you can't meet with us face to face, so if we have any matters we need bring to you we're supposed to what? Send a RAVEN?
"The PRODUCER": HAHA send a RAVEN very clever Johnny, being an HBO executive I do love some good Game of Thrones humor. But no communication between your party and mine for now is to be done so through the liason that we have appointed as the Outlaw Pro Wrestling Commishner whom I just informed you will be joining you this week on SHOWCASE.
LA Johnny Stylez: Yes and I still hadn't recieved word on who you appointed?
"The Producer": And nor will you! You see the purpose of this position is for the person we appoint to do their best to remain an unbias party someone we can count on to make the calls that are in the best interest of Monday Night Showcase, because remember it is our network that brings your company to the masses and we simply cannot and will not have either yourself or your business partner swaying them to one side of the other while the two of you continue to wage this petty war on one another. I assure you none of this would be necessary of the two of you coul sit down works things out and work together but as you have carefully demonstrated from the first episode of Monday Night Showcase until this very evening, that is simply not possible. Therefore you will meet our representative no later than Monday and trust me when I tell you, I think you are going to like our selection.
LA Johnny Stylez: OK so again just to recap...You can't tell us when we will be able to meet with you, and you also can't tell me who yu are appinting to be the COMMISHNER of MY WRESTLING PROMOTION...? Is that it or am I phuckin missing something else?
"The PRODUCER": No, no that seems to be the long and short of it Mr. Stylez...
LA Johnny Stylez: Well ok, if you are DONE NOT telling me shit, perhaps you can give me a call back tomorrow or perhaps some other time?
"The PRODUCER": Ohh no Mr. Stylez I most definitely called to tell you something!
LA Johnny Stylez: OK then, how about we just go ahead and skip to that part then?
"The Producer": Very well then, one thing I also caught on Highway2Hel this evening was your decision about what to do with the OPW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS. And while I agree you were mostly in the right, epecially as far as Damon is concerned that rule bending son of a bitch will have his day soon enough. However I am not so sure you were keeping the integrity of the titles in interest. And since they are featured on HBO programming we need them to appear a they are the most prestegious set of Tag Team Championships in the game today. Therefore we must insist that you and Le'Andra defend them on SHoWCa$e this coming week against Dredd and The Enforcer.
LA Johnny Stylez: You insist?
"The PRODUCER" Yes that is a nice way of saying YOU GUNNA DO WHAT THE FUCK I SAY!
LA Johny Stylez: Is that right?
"THE PRODUCER": DO I SOUND LIKE I AM KIDDING?
LA Johnny Stylez: (sighs) SO we're doin this are we?....OK FINE...OR ELSE WHAT?
"THE PRODUCER": Or else come the end of SHOWCASE OPW will have no Immortal Tag Team Championz
, or I could always just go ahead and hand them to INSURGENCE the same way you just handed them back to yourself and Le'Andra. The choice and mind you it's the only fucking choice you have in the matter. Now Johnny I know you are probably upset with me over this, but I need you to understand I did this to protect those titles and the integrity you have been claiming all Outlaw Pro Wrestling titles have since jump street my friend! Now please don't take this personally, as I can assure you if you just FoCuS your attenton on defending these titles and not on this messy situation that we presetly find ourselves in. I believe you will be able to see that there are more things you and I can collaborate on in the very near and clear future. Because John just because I won't be meeting you anytime in the immediate future doesn't mea I won't be meeting with you at all. Let's just call this a test huh? Because I need to know if you and your squad are people I want to cast my lot and invest my time into you understand don't you? Call it doing my due dilligence which a man in my position has gotten as far as I have by making a habit out of due dilligence especially as far as future investments are concerned!
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah, yeah Mr. ThePRODUCER don't worry Le and I aint got no problem defending our titles anywhere at anytime against anybody, especially against a couple of misfired sperm like the members of Insurgence...Shit they could all be legal for all I care! Line em up and we will knock them down, becaue if you have done your homework Mr.HBO then you can see for yourself that my track record in this business over the last fifteen years has been hmmm let's see how can I put this as plainly as I can...Ahh there it is I've got it
!!!!F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S.!!!!!
WHiCH MEaNZ IVE GoNe UP AGAINST THEM ALL...AND YET I HERE I STILL STAND!!!!
....The owner and operator, the commander and phucking chief of Outlaw Pro Wrestling. ANd not only do I run the day to day...put all the piees in line, promote the pay per views...But I still make time out of my bust schedule to climb in that ring and remind them that when it comes to competing inside of that squared circle it's actually me who is
~$~2nd 2 F'N NoNe ~$~
INSTEAD OF THAT PORTABLE TOILET OF A WRESTLING PROMOTION ONCE RAN BY JOSH MANHUNT!!!
Even since Outlaw Pro Wrestlig has been open I have had Co-Owners, business partners, silent investors, and up until Roger Wright found some loop hole and slithered his way into my affairs I had gotten it to where it was just me! SO Mr. ThePRODUCER maybe save your lectures about me getting on your side...and you worry about staying on mine! Beause I handle my business outside of the ring the same way I do inside the ring. And incase you don't know bruh ask around, because there aint a mother phucker in this business who likes losing to me. As a matter of fact they hate it. I'm sure some of them if you gave them the option of cutting off a body part or lose to me...SOme of them would take the knife and cut off two just to make sure. Because I don't beat my opponents...I destroy them! I don't want them sitting up at night thnking it was a fluke. I want them to sit up at night praying to God they never have to go through that again ecause if there is no gold for me to take I have no problem taking their pride, honor, hopes and dreams and ripping them to shreds while they glare up at me from the flat of their back trying to figure out if they are awake or not....Because the look on a man's face when he wakes up from a dream into his WORST NIGHTMARE is something I get off on from time to time! Because a man in my position didn't get to where I am by handling shit any other way...Do we understand each other?
The PRODUCER: Are you threatening me LA Johnny Stylezz?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well I aint tellin you a bedtime story SLICK!
The Producer: You have had a rough night Johnny, a couple of hard shots to the head...SO I am going to overlook some of this, but know we will speak again REAL REAL SOON! But if you need to reach me just be sure to ask the LIASON when they reveal themself at SHOWCASE this week! Enjoy your celebration....WHile it lasts...Don't do anything I wouldn't
....CLICK
We'RE SORRY YOUR CALL HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED ON ACCOUNT OF NO MORE FUX 2 GiVe!!!
I had heard enough, and my head was really throbbing. I think perhaps I would take Christian Rivers up on his offer to go stay somewhere off the grid for a few days while I recover from these injuries and get ready for our title defense in a few days. But still I couldn't believe the nerve of this phucking jerk off. "THE PRODUCER"? I couldn't put my finger on it, but I know I heard that phucking voice before, and some of the shit he said made me think he knew not just me...But most of the people that I am at war with or am fighting along side. WHich great here we are just getting shit in our favor and the last phuckin thing I need is a wildcard introduced into the frey. But then I smile a warm smile as it suddenly phucking dawns on me. I reach into my wallet slip my fingers to a little tucked away slip and pull out the three purple WHY SO SERIOUS BATMAN playing cards that say OPW WILDCARD Written in bad black sharpie as I hold them up to the camera and smile my arrogant smirk as I extend all three so the people at home can see I'm not to worried about any WILDKARD's getting introduced at this point...
LA Johnny Stylez: Because as you can see for yourselves ladies and gentlemen...I hold practically all of them shits too
!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
CaUse ITs GuNNa GeT A WHOLE LOT WoR$e BeFoRe IT GeTZ BeTTeR!!!!
Johnny folds his WILDKARDZ back up and puts em in his wallet. He then shakes his head as he looks up at the New York CIty night sky then back at the camera and then smirks as he takes a hit from his blunt steps towards the camera and then blows the smoke in the lense fading you out leaving you with the notion that we always duz...which is of course is this time like it was last time..and like it will be every phucking time...So just do yourselves and reflect, remember and appreciate that this time just like all the otherz
....HaS BeeN YoUR PLea$uRe!!!
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